Original subtitles

Oh!

Land on red, lose your head.

Huh?

You chopped his block off!

I don't really get this game.

Ah, don't worry.

If you roll a six, you'll land

on a reanimator square, and

you'll get a brand-new head

snapped right into place.

That's the fun of "guillotine."

What's wrong with you?

Do you have fleas?

Flesh-eating mold?

No, I just have an itch.

I can't seem to reach it.

Don't look at me.

I'm not scratching anyone's

flesh-eating mold.

Here.

Let me extend the reach.

The right tool for the right job.

Hey, that's my toy ray gun.

I loaned it to you on Halloween.

So? You have it back now.

What?

Did you need a toy ray gun since then?

What are you doing in here?

Well, we can't go to my house.

My mom is the queen of

useless-chore assignments.

She'll put us all to work.

I mean, what are you doing

inside on such a beautiful day?

Go outside.

Do something healthy.

But it's only... Two hours until lunchtime.

I want you to go get some exercise.

Enjoy the fresh air.

Go hike the trail to the top of

the devil's kneecap, and I'll

get you a treat.

Dad.

Adam.

Chocolate fudge layer cake.

Huh? Get out of here.

This is terrible.

Did I mention that I'm starving to death?

Yes, ever since I told you to

stop complaining about your aching feet.

Maybe your dad would be less

insistent of us doing normal

teenage activities if he knew

that, in Spooksville, that

involves engaging in the

never-ending battle against the

forces of darkness.

And out of all of our

parents, Adam's dad is

quantifiably the coolest,

therefore making him an

appropriate candidate for an adult ally.

Whoa!

Watch!

? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Hey ?

? Hey ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Hey ?

Watch, we're coming!

Whoa! Whoa!

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Check this out.

Intriguing.

Be careful.

Okay, outdoorsy hike is over.

We got to get back to the lab.

Wha... are you sure you want to touch that?

Why?

Well, it didn't work out so

well for the last guy.

I don't recognize this material.

Its density... it's way too

heavy for an object of its size.

Chewing grass tastes good?

No, it's repulsive, but I'm so hungry.

Weird. It's warm.

Like it has some kind of power.

Is it a mineral or some kind of device?

Both, I assume.

Almost certainly something that

slipped through the interdimensional seam.

Compelling.

Let me guess.

You're gonna wall yourself up in

your lab and dissect it while

I'm at home doing chores like an

indentured servant.

Yes.

But first, quick stop at the

holy mackerel for some

python-and-lentil stew takeout.

Ugh. You'd eat anything.

I wish I could eat anything.

What the heck was that?

The poet John Ruskin would

call it pathetic fallacy.

I call it the manifestation of

physical phenomena.

Are you eating grass?

I am.

And it's good.

I wonder.

I thought you never ate salad.

What is going on?

As improbable as it seems,

this thing granted my wish.

I really can eat anything.

It seems to be some kind of wishing stone.

What?

There's no way that that...

I wish for 10,000 more wishes.

Take that as a no.

May I make an additional wish?

Watch, it's not deaf.

Maybe it's stone-deaf.

No.

All right.

Okay.

Let's review the rules of the stone.

Sally, are your friends still here?

You have a lot on that to-do list.

I'll get to it, mom!

Stop embarrassing me!

I'm at a sensitive age!

Let me see.

We all know what you're gonna

wish for... to find your mom and

bring her home.

Maybe we should do a trial

run with Sally's wish.

Agreed.

Now, Sally, concentrate.

There are no do-overs with this,

and the potential power of that

wish is awesome.

You could wish for anything you

want... invulnerability, riches,

super powers.

So choose carefully.

Sally, stop goofing around

with your friends and come do the dishes.

After that, I'd like you to

clean up your room and work on

the backyard like you promised.

You didn't.

She did.

You wished for a robot

duplicate of yourself to do the chores?

A little bit, yes.

See? It's not so hard.

All right, then.

I'm off to help your dad close

up the cottage.

Um... oh, yeah.

Don't forget your room, huh?

Thanks, honey. See you tomorrow.

You could've wished for

anything... world peace, the

cure for the common cold, heat

vision... and you chose...

An apron-wearing robot.

I'm okay with that.

It's for you.

You ordered from the stone.

You must pay.

You must pay.

You must pay!

Wait!

Who are you?

This unit is a debt collector.

Those two owe a debt.

The charge for their orders is

800,064 glatons.

How much would that be in

this dimension's currency?

If this unit converted all of

this world's currency, it would equal...

...3 glatons.

That is one tough exchange rate.

Hypothetically, what would

happen if they didn't have those

glatons readily at hand?

Those who cannot pay will

work out their debt in our sulfurium mines.

How long would that take?

As it was a small purchase,

it would take only six of our

days to work off the debt.

One of our days is approximately

23 Earth years long.

Well...

We bought the stuff.

We might as well work it off.

How's the weather there, anyways?

Median temperature is

minus-51 degrees on a balmy day.

Well, then we better get our coats.

Stay put. We won't be a minute.

What do we do now?

Run!

Where?! Where?!

My house.

I didn't wish for anything.

He would have no reason to look there.

Okay. Okay.

Dad? Dad?

Okay, good. He's at work.

At least this guy won't be

endangering innocent bystanders.

Hey, relax.

It's just the doorbell.

There's no way he can know that we're here.

It's probably not him.

It's him.

Debtors must accompany me now.

You must pay.

The debt must be paid.

You must pay.

You must pay.

The debt must be paid.

No!

You must pay.

Ugh.

That is not the best doorknob I

ever tasted.

What are you doing?

That's not gonna keep him out.

I'm hungry.

Guys, what are we gonna do?

That thing is unstoppable.

It may be strong, but it's not that smart.

And unlike some people we

know, it can't rely on good

looks to make up the difference.

I've got an idea.

Freeze!

One more step and I'll blast

you into atoms.

Go back to where you came from

or you'll be vaporized.

This unit has the ability to

adapt to all conditions.

It now has the ability to detect lies.

You are bluffing.

What? You were bluffing?

I thought you wished the gun... No way.

I'm not wasting a wish on...

Hmm.

Apparently it never turned back

into a toy after we returned

from the pocket dimension at

Marvin's house.

You think?

Watch, you gave this to me as

a back scratcher.

Well, good thing you didn't

pull the trigger, huh?

All right, guys, just a

suggestion... maybe we should go

check on tall, dark, and bronzy?

Just like the game.

You chopped his block off!

Well, I'm gonna get my block

chopped off when my dad sees this.

This house is a disaster.

It looks the... Interdimensional Terminator

ripped it to shreds trying to

kidnap us and get us to work our

lives away in some icy mine world.

Exactly.

How do I explain that?

Well, if we work quick

enough, we don't have to explain anything.

Adam, where's your dad keep his tools?

I could probably get started on the...

What?!

What the heck is going on here?

Dad, calm down.

It's not what it looks like.

It looks like a bomb exploded in my house!

There's a s-smoking headless

statue in the front yard.

I thought it was a real person.

I nearly had a heart attack.

Mr. Freeman, this is my fault.

Adam was helping Watch and I

with this science project... Uh...

A rudimentary particle accelerator.

Stop.

Adam, I want you to tell me

exactly what happened, and I

want the truth.

Do not lie to me.

Okay, I think you better sit down.

I'm fine.

Okay, so, you know how

Springville is also known as Spooksville?

Mm-hmm.

There's a reason for that.

Mom knew it because she came from here.

We have no way of knowing which

of these parallel words

Madeline Templeton is keeping

mom trapped in.

But now with the wishing stone,

we finally have a way of finding her.

We just have to... Adam.

I've heard enough.

I need to think.

Sally, Watch, go home.

Adam, go to your room and stay there.

Dad, I know this is a lot to process.

Adam, I said go to your room.

We'll talk about it in the morning.

Oh, no.

Don't get up. Don't get up.

Oh, you're getting up.

Oh, Sally, pick up. Pick up.

Sorry, dad.

Don't move.

I've blasted you before.

Don't make me do it again.

This unit has the ability to

adapt to all conditions.

It is now invulnerable to energy weapons.

Any who stand in the way of the

collection will be destroyed.

Son, I-I-I know I sounded

kind of angry downstairs, and I

just wanted... Oh, no, Adam.

Here, take this.

Hey, where's Sally?

Left a couple minutes ago.

Probably to make her escape.

Can't say I blame her, though.

This thing is virtually unstoppable.

Then what's the point of this thing, then?

I said virtually unstoppable.

For other people, not me.

If that collector walks through

that door, hit him with the CO2

in these babies, instantly

dropping his temperature by 40 degrees.

Instant popsicle.

Mind over monster.

Oh, snap.

The debt must be paid.

The debt must be paid.

The debt m... The debt will be paid.

Debt collector, I agree to work

off my debt in your sulfurium

mines, provided that I can work

off Watch's debt, as well.

Is that agreeable?

It is agreeable.

No, you can't.

Sally, I won't let you.

Too late.

Believe me, this is the best way.

Let's go.

She... Sacrificed herself... For me.

She was the best of us.

All her big talk, her pettiness,

her egotism... it was all for show.

Deep down, she was a bigger hero

than either of us.

Oh, I'm really touched.

Yeah. Go on.

Sally?

How?

The robot.

That's brilliant!

Sorry.

Well, I hated to do it, but

it was better her than me.

Plus, she loves doing chores.

Win-win for everybody.

Adam... your mom.

I know we can't use the

wishing stone again.

Surviving one debt collector in

one lifetime is already pushing our luck.

No more wishes.

Adam.

It's time to go, son.

We can't leave.

We'll send for the rest of

the stuff once we settle at grandma's.

From there, we'll arrange for

the house to be sold.

No, that's not what I mean.

We're closer to finding mom than ever.

You don't understand.

Son, I do understand.

But I lost your mother.

She's gone.

I can't lose you, too.

Say goodbye to your friends.

I'll wait in the truck.

Well... We made a pretty good team

after all.

Thanks for... You know.

Almost did it.

Almost solved the riddle of Spooksville.

Adam, promise you'll come

back, okay, in a couple years.

Senior prom.

Okay, promise.

Come on, Adam. Time to go.

Adam, don't forget your backpack.

This isn't my back... You're gonna need it.

Fresh start.

We'll put all this Spooksville

garbage behind us.

I know this is hard for you

right now, Adam, to leave your

friends behind, the life we

made here, but we need to put

down roots in a good place, a

normal place, a safe place.

Someday you'll be a father and

you'll understand.

Until then, it just...

And of all our parents,

Adam's dad is quantifiably the

coolest, therefore making him an

appropriate candidate for an adult ally.

Aah!

Hey!

Whoa.

Watch where you're going.

Hey, there's something shiny down there.

Let's go get it.

No, no, no.

There's nothing down there we need.

Come on.

Let's finish the trails, and,

uh, Watch can help you with your chores.

What? No way.

When did I ever say that?

I'd rather do a million other

things than help you with your chores.

I'm still tired.

I'm still hungry.

This is like the longest walk

I've ever been on.

When is it gonna end?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Hey ?

? Hey ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

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