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I love Halloween.

So we've gathered.

As do we, Adam, but Watch

and I traditionally celebrate by

staying in and watching scary movies.

With the doors barricaded.

How unfun are you guys?

Survival is fun, and it beats

the alternative.

Spooksville's missing-persons

lists tend to double on Halloween.

Yeah.

Adam, because of you, I agreed

to put on this worn-out, old thing.

Trick or treat!

Watch generously agreed to

wear your old cowboy outfit.

Oh, I'm a cowboy?

I had no idea.

Why do I have a laser?

Well, I still have a lot of

stuff in storage.

I had to improvise.

You look great.

You, on the other hand... well,

the mayor could make a better

fairy Princess.

Don't push it, okay?

There are no cool costumes for a

girl's junior extra petite.

It was this... or a ladybug.

Well, you made the right choice.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Back to business.

You are acutely obsessed with

this trick-or-treating ritual.

Your point?

Oh, come on. One more house.

It'll be fun.

If by "fun," you mean the

real possibility of our

horrible, excruciating deaths.

Besides, Adam, that house is

totally abandoned.

He doesn't think so.

Trick or treat!

Aah!

Help me!

Aah!

That... was definitely not a treat.

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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Hey ?

? Hey ?

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? Hey ?

Well... he's a goner.

At peace now, though.

Probably.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where are you going?

Where do you think?

We're gonna go save him.

Come on.

Common sense dictates that a

full-frontal assault will result

in three more tragic deaths... Ours.

Well, I'd hate to die with my

candy bag half-empty.

Come on.

I feel obligated to point out

the risk of danger here vastly

outweighs any potential benefit.

Hello?

Anybody there?

All right, stay close.

Not that close.

I'd like to go on record

saying this is a very, very bad idea.

Ugh.

I suddenly totally get arachnophobia.

Well, if you ran into it,

you'd look awesome.

Spider Princess.

Shh!

You two, check it before I

force-feed you candy corn.

Hey, wait up.

Creepiest... bedroom... ever.

You think?

Weird.

This looks like the kid we just saw.

Could be his great-grandson.

Or his reanimated corpse.

What's that?

Wait up, Adam.

It's coming from there.

Which is exactly why we

should go back there.

You really can be quite the

miserable little coward.

Who are you calling "little"?

What are you doing?!

Don't go in there!

This is crazy.

We're still in the house.

This can't be here.

It's impossible.

Well, it is Spooksville.

We need to proceed with caution.

We have no idea what we're

dealing with here, and the

potential danger could...

Oh, man. Hot buttered popcorn.

Avast!

I see that you be new in these here waters.

Have you seen

where my parents are?

We haven't seen your parents.

Where are we, exactly...

...captain?

Not snug at home in my bed,

where I should be.

Arrr.

May Davy Jones protect you from

the magnificent.

Commits to the role.

Still think he's a little old

for trick-or-treating, though.

Like someone else we know.

Does anybody else think it's

weird that he was asking about his parents?

Here we go.

Look at them.

Shouldn't they all be kids?

What are you doing?

Don't get near the stage.

He might call on you.

Who'll call on us?

The magnificent, of course.

Oh, don't worry.

Everything will work out just fine.

Yeah, that might have been

the weirdest thing we've seen so far.

We'll help you get out of here.

The magnificent has given us

a big negative for departure...

No stars to fly to.

There are no stars.

It's a giant black void out there.

No ceiling, either.

Above us,

around us... anywhere.

You guys, there's nothing.

I think we're in an

artificial pocket dimension.

A what?

Tiny universe where

everything is Halloween.

But who created it?

Don't make

no darn sense.

Huh?

It's a trap.

We've got to abort this mission now!

Please... you mustn't say things like that.

He'll hear you.

Keep your heads down.

If you don't, he'll pick you.

Boys and girls, children of

all ages, prepare yourself to be

dazzled by the magic that holds

our world together... another

Halloween treat from

Marvin the magnificent.

You guys, that's the kid we saw outside.

Going to need a volunteer.

Let me see... Who will be the lucky one?

Hmm.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

You, major Tom.

Please, your magnificent.

You know... A little white rabbit once told

me that you're a grumbler, a

complainer, and a traitor.

In other words, a volunteer.

Please, your magnificent.

Don't choose me.

But I already have.

And besides, I must try out my

swell new trick.

It won't hurt... For long.

I want my mommy.

Abra-cadaver!

That was killer-diller!

Let's do it again.

I'm going to need another volunteer.

How about... You?

You're a naughty

little bossypants!

Begone before someone drops a house on you.

What the what?!

Don't

start nothin', won't be nothin'.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Everybody, stay Coo-o-o-l!

Now, you see?

I'm not the only one.

You think I spoke this way for fun?

Where are my manners?

My folks always insist on good manners.

You're new here, so why don't

you come over to my house for dinner?

It's the biggest house here.

Gee whiz.

It's the only house here.

Why aren't you laughing?!

But please do come, ghost,

fairy Princess, and...

What are you, exactly, supposed to be?

Some people call me the space cowboy.

These are my pardners, Sally and Adam.

Join me?

Don't mind if we Do-o-o-o-o-o!

What is up with that?

When hospitality you extend,

you shall make a brand-new friend.

This way.

What is wrong with me?

I sound like Cindy Lou who,

Who is no more than 2.

Well, what you sound like,

little lady, is one of them

thar... fairy princesses.

What is happening?

What if they're kids...

Trick-or-treaters who've morphed

into their own costumes?

If you're right, we have to

get out of here before we are completely...

Flibberty-jibbed.

Right. Right.

You keep him distracted.

Tex and I will go and look for

Cl-u-u-u-ues!

Aren't you coming?

Isn't this dining room swell?

Please... make yourselves comfortable.

Mind if we wash up?

It gets a mite dusty on the road.

See that my guests are taken

to... the special bathroom...

The one beneath the stairs.

Nothing but the tops for my friends.

If all you eat is junk, that's crummy.

You'll soon have an ache in your tummy.

Say, Sally, that's a swell

wand you got there.

Does it do anything?

Mind if I... take a look?

My little wand is just for flair.

I'd much rather hear about the

wand you've got there.

Why are you so interested?

I'm just

making polite dinner conversation.

I was sick... real sick.

Mom and dad were so worried.

They even let me wear my costume to bed.

I loved magic.

I wanted to be a great magician

more than anything.

It didn't look like I'd be

around long enough for that to happen.

My folks were so desperate, they

even turned to the woman in the

mansion who lives on the hill...

The one everyone says is a

witch, Lucinda Templeton.

It could take me to a place

where I wouldn't be sick.

Not only that, I'd be the

greatest magician ever.

All I had to do was trick kids

to come into my house on Halloween night.

She said if I did this, she'd

cure me... any day now... and

let me get back to my parents.

You sound

like a naughty boy to me,

trapping children for eternity.

You're a liar!

You said that wand was just for show.

Special bathroom, all right.

Well, don't much cotton to

that hombre's hospitality.

Oh, your transformation's getting worse.

You're talking like that all the

TI-I-I-I-me!

Well, seein' as you're so

all-fired there ghostly, why

don't you just mosey on through them bars?

You think I'll make it

Thro-o-o-o-o-ugh?

Well... You're a ghost, ain't ya?

I would advise you build up

a head of steam.

Aah!

Expect I was mistaken, pardner.

You're going to have to hand

that over, Sally.

I'm the only one who can have power here.

Hand it over.

Or else...

Why don't you try to cowboy

your way out of here?

Ain't never been a jail built

that can hold wild Watch.

Now, hand that wand over, and

I won't use you in my

"saw the girl in half" trick.

Marvin, stop playing a fool.

You're nothing but Lucinda's tool.

The witch will never set you free.

She's dropped you here for eternity.

She said she'd save me, cure

me, let me go back to my parents!

I'm not gonna let you take that

away from me!

I won't!

Life and health are not hers to give.

In our realm, you cannot live.

Liar!

'Bout time this town had a new sheriff.

I knew it.

You're trying to take over.

Calm do-o-o-wn!

We just want to talk to yo-o-u!

I always let my shootin' iron

do my talkin'.

Smooth move, du-u-u-de.

You haven't seen my favorite trick.

I'm beginnin' to feel a mite poorly.

This is not go-o-o-o-o-od!

Marvin, you stop that!

You let my friends be!

Or you'll be

dealing with one ticked-off fairy.

I'm Marvin the magnificent.

Nobody can tell me what to do.

No one can!

Salagadoola mechicka boola!

Bippity... boppity... Boo.

Aaaaaaaaah!

Man's gotta know his limitations.

That was a good trick.

A real good trick.

But now it's my turn.

Kablasto!

Take this!

And that!

Stop these

wicked magical feats.

Naughty boys don't get any treats.

Marvin, stop sho-o-o-oting!

You can't shoot a ghost.

Think about what you're doing.

You love magic.

When you started, it wasn't

about having power over people.

It was about amazing them.

It was about fun.

Everyone would ask me to do a

trick when they came over.

My mom would laugh and tell her

friends, "never guess how he did it."

My dad would mess up my hair and

say, "good job, slugger."

Marvin, these people are petrified of you.

You scare them.

I don't mean to.

It's just... the witch.

She promised to let me go, and I

miss my parents.

I miss them a lot.

I miss my mom, too.

Every year, we used to go

trick-or-treating together while

my dad gave out candy at home.

I think if I keep on doing the

same thing, it will all go back

to the way it was before.

It won't.

Marvin, only

you can end the show.

Relinquish your powers and let us all go.

You'd like that, Sally.

Wouldn't you?

Because then you'd be the only

person with a wand, and you

would be in charge.

Her magic's a trap for which you did fall.

A gift from a witch is no gift at all.

I wish it away.

I wish all my magic away!

I don't feel any different.

Test it with

a magic trick.

Why don't

you show us a real trick?

Well...

...it's been a while.

70 years, I guess.

Let's see what I got.

Nothing in my sleeves.

An ordinary deck of cards.

I shuffle them.

Queen of hearts.

Cute.

Real cute.

Cool.

Yeah, do it again.

Okay.

Marvin?

That's not me. I swear.

Marvin!

Is that you, slugger?

Dad?

Mom?

Thank heaven we found you, son.

We've been looking for so long.

We've missed you.

Can I come home now?

Of course you can, slugger.

Marvin, wait!

Thank you.

Goodbye.

The carnival!

Come on, guys! Let's go!

They've all turned back into kids.

They're going home.

Well...

Our work here is about done, I reckon.

If you ever use that voice

again, I'm gonna rip out your

tongue and give it to the

holy mackerel for soup.

Wow.

I liked you better the other way.

Not me.

Well... Guess it's time to go home.

What's one or two more houses?

We got time.

For old time's sake.

It's not every day you get to be

a... space cowboy, you know.

Well... What are we waiting for?

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? Hey ?

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