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♪ One two, Middlesboogie ♪
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Tim, Tim. Tim !
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♪ Na na na-na na na na na ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Daisy,
happy birthday to you ♪
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'Happy birthday, darling.
I thought I'd catch you.
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'It's such a shame I won't see you
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'but I'm really hoping you'll
come to Auntie Irene's 40th.
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'It'll probably
be the 15th now. Oh, no.
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'The 23rd of this month.
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'Not this month now, this month
coming. So... next month.
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'So let me know. Aunt Susie's
out of hospital, such a relief.
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'It was going to be today... '
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'... and it was yesterday,
I thought you'd want to know.'
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♪ Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday
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♪ Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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Thank you very much.
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For what ?
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For my birthday song.
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Oh, is it your birthday ?
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How are you feeling this morning ?
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Very rough, actually.
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I swear to God I will never
drink again until lunchtime.
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- Very wise.
- Hmm.
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So how does it feel to be 26 ?
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- Bit gassy.
- Well, getting old.
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You'd be dead in four years,
if this was Logan's Run.
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- That'd be terrible.
- I'd look a twat in a jumpsuit.
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Don't say that.
That's a word that hates women.
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- Twat ?
- No, jumpsuit.
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Aaaah ! Look. Oh, my God !
What's in the fridge ?
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♪ Wooooooo ♪
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Oh, no !
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- Don't you like it ?
- I love it.
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- Is that me ?
- Yeah.
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Anyway, happy birthday, pickle.
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I'm gonna do a wee.
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Hi.
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Oh, God. Hi, Sophie.
I forgot you were here.
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Happy birthday.
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Thanks.
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So, you got anything
special planned ?
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I think we're
going out for dinner,
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- you know.
- That'll be nice.
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Yeah. I mean you can
come if you want.
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Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'd love to.
That'd be great.
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Oh. Ahem. Good.
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Daisy's invited me
to the meal this evening.
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- That'll be cool.
- Yeah.
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I'm sure Marsha won't get suspicious.
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- I don't want to cause trouble.
- You're not.
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- I don't know why we don't tell her.
- What are you gonna say ?
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"By the way, we're not
really a couple.
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"We lied to you for a year
so we could rent your flat."
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- We're evil.
- You did what you had to,
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- you shouldn't feel bad.
- We don't.
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- Come on, you.
- Where you off to ?
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I'm gonna walk Sophie to the Tube.
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Ah, that's sweet.
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It is, isn't it ?
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Yeah.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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See you later, Daisy.
Happy birthday.
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Bye, Sophie. Bye-bye.
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What a bitch.
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I've got this really cool surprise
birthday cake for Daisy
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in the shape of a typewriter.
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- Cool.
- I've been scheming for weeks.
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I met this baker at Strawberry
Sundae. We danced for five hours
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then had an involved discussion
about pasties.
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And anyway, he's doing me a deal.
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- You're sweet to Daisy.
- I am, aren't I ?
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- Yeah.
- Well, I'm a sweet guy.
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- You're a stupid cock.
- Ah, well. Thanks.
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Just relax.
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- Hi.
- Where were you ?
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- When ?
- This morning.
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I was in bed.
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Why was today important to me, Tim ?
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Being promoted to sergeant next week,
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- don't forget.
- I won't.
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Being promoted to sergeant Saturday,
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- don't forget.
- I won't.
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What was that ?
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I'm being promoted tomorrow,
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- don't forget.
- I won't !
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Er, yeah. I forgot.
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- You forgot.
- Sorry.
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- I thought you were my friend.
- I am.
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I wanted you to see me
get my stripes.
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What can I say ? I'm sorry.
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- It's her.
- What ?
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Sophie. You've only
been with her two weeks
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and I'm yesterday's news.
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It wasn't this bad
when you were with Sarah.
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Mike, you will always be
my number one.
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Why are you treating me
like a number two ?
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It's been a long time since
I've had a Sophie in my life.
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I'm just excited.
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You are my longest-serving friend.
We've done everything together.
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0r have you forgotten the good times ?
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No, of course not.
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We were supposed to go
ghost-hunting last week.
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- I know.
- Where were you ?
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I can't remember.
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Well, I'm glad you're happy
with your new girlfriend.
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Don't forget whose shoulder
you cried on
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- when you got dumped.
- I won't.
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0r when Johnny Alpha got killed
by that monster in 2000AD.
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Mike, I won't.
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Here's Mike.
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- Mike, do your eagle eyes.
- Don't !
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You hurt him, I'll kill you.
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Did he mean that ?
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Yeah.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Hello, birthday girl.
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Hello, Marsha. How's it going ?
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I'm fine, how are you ?
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Oh, I'm fine. 26.
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Happy birthday, darling.
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Are you missing Amber ?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Many 'appy returns, darling.
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Oh, what can it be ?
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I thought you might
put some make-up on tonight.
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Doll yourself up a bit.
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I don't wear much
normally, but...
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Oooh ! Rude Red.
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Right, well I best go off to
Threshers, do the weekly shop.
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You still up for a night
of unadulterated fun ?
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Adultery ?
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Are you still coming out tonight ?
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Oh, yeah. Right. I'll see you later.
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Hello.
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Hi, Daisy. It's me.
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Hello, Twist.
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It's nice to speak to you.
I feel I haven't seen you in ages.
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You were at my birthday
thing last night.
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Oh, yes. That was you, wasn't it ?
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'Look, do you wanna come shopping ? '
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Um, I'd love to
but I haven't got any money.
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Oh, I don't need any.
Will you meet me ?
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- Where are you ?
- 0n your street.
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- All right, Twist.
- Hi, Tim.
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What are you doing on my street ?
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I can't explain.
Just come and meet me.
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All right, well.
Just give me a mo'.
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Oi !
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Hi, Marsha.
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I know what you're up to.
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Did Mike tell you ?
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Does he know ?
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I had to tell somebody.
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You are a very bad man.
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What ?
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She loves you, that girl.
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- Who does ?
- Daisy.
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- Does she ?
- Course she does.
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- Did she say that ?
- No ! But it's obvious, innit ?
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Yeah. Course.
She's my girlfriend.
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Yeah, well you better tell her, Tim.
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Cos if you don't, I will.
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But you'll spoil the surprise.
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You bastard.
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- Marsha !
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Brian ?
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Brian ?
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Brian ?
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- I've finished with Brian.
- Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you all right ?
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What about ?
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About... How's Brian taking it ?
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Brian, no !
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Oh, God !
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Why ? This is new !
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Sorry, I didn't see you.
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- What are you doing ?
- Expressing myself.
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- By chucking paint around ?
- Yes.
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What's the matter with you ?
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Broken up with Twist.
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Oh, shit. Really ?
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What happened ?
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Sex, sex, sex.
That's all it ever was.
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- I wanted something else.
- So, you're single.
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I'm tired of our endless clashing.
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- What, your outfits ?
- Daisy !
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I am not that shallow.
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She's shallow, Brian. She's like...
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Cordelia out of
Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
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and latterly Angel,
the spin-off series set in LA.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Brian !
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You're such a square.
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- Think she'll come tonight ?
- She is Daisy's best friend.
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You've just got to be strong, man.
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- I know.
- You're gonna be fine.
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After a long time
thinking you won't be,
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one morning you'll wake up
and you will be.
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You'll miss the fact you're not
cos it's scarier when you are.
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When you're not, you've got
something to cling to.
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Then you're gonna be fine,
all right ?
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Feeling better ?
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Does that feel better ?
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Hmm. Is Brian coming tonight ?
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Yes. But he is my friend, Twist.
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I suppose so.
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Well, at least we'll
see more of each other.
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Yeah, I hadn't really
thought of that.
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Hey, why don't you
try something on ?
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You always wear that shantytown look
and it's really quite last-century.
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I quite like the way I dress.
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Shh. Listen.
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There's nothing wrong
with looking nice, Daisy.
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You're not betraying
the sisterhood
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just by brushing your hair
once in a while, hmm ?
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I just doubt there's anything in
here I could get above my knees.
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Go on, it's your birthday.
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'Did I update you
on the Susie situation ?
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'Well, far be it from me
to spread gossip,
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'but apparently her GP
is having an affair
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'with that woman at the dentist.
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- 'Anyway, apparently... '
- Mum, hi.
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'Hello, love.
I didn't think you were in.'
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- No, I've been out.
- 'Since 9 this morning ? '
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Er, yeah. Yeah.
You know me - go, go, go.
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'Well, I've got a lot to tell
you and you never phone me.
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- 'Happy birthday, dumpling.'
- Thanks.
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- 'I've got some great news.'
- What ?
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'Your Auntie Caroline called.
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'She said a vacancy has come up
for a features correspondent.
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'She's going to send you
all the bumph about it.
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'That's nice, isn't it ?
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'And the best thing,
it's the Colwyn Bay Gazette !
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'That'd be right
up your street, wouldn't it ? '
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Yeah. Yeah.
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'Are you and Tim
doing anything nice today ? '
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Um, we're just going out for a meal.
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'Just the two of you ? '
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No, no. Us and a few... friends.
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'Well, you must be
looking forward to it.'
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Yeah.
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♪ He used to give me roses
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♪ I wish he could again
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♪ But that was on the outside
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♪ And things were different then
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♪ 0n the inside the sun still shines
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♪ And the rain falls down
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♪ And the sun and rain
are prisoners, too
255
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,798
♪ When morning comes around ♪
256
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,791
Hit me.
257
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,599
'There's nothing wrong
with looking nice.'
258
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,637
'Thought you might
put some make-up on tonight.
259
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,188
'You're not
betraying the sisterhood
260
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,157
'just by brushing your hair.'
261
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,596
'Doll yourself up a bit.'
'Rude Red.'
262
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,716
'Put some make-up on.'
263
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,472
'Put some make up on.'
264
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,309
Oh, God.
265
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,433
Oh, shit.
266
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,195
Right.
267
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,550
Hi. Sorry, we're... I'm late.
It was, you know.
268
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,039
Delayed at the office ?
269
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,758
I had to pop in, yeah.
270
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,034
I bet you did.
271
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,277
- Right. Shall I get some drinks ?
- A treble vodka, please.
272
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,874
- Brian ?
- Um...
273
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,076
- Bottle of red.
- How many glasses ?
274
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,594
- One.
- Ok. Bitter, Mike ?
275
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,238
No, are you ?
276
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,835
- Would you like a pint of bitter ?
- Oh. Yeah.
277
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,638
Soph... ie ?
278
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,871
Bourbon, Tim. Straight up.
279
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,958
♪ I may not be a lady ♪
280
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,678
Wow !
281
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,069
♪ But I'm all woman
282
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,798
♪ From Monday to Sunday
283
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,237
♪ I work harder than you know
284
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,594
♪ I'm no... ♪
285
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,949
Woo.
286
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,675
Phew. Hi, Daisy,
how you going ? Drink ?
287
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,036
Yes, please.
I'll have a Bloody Mary. Thanks.
288
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,076
- You look nice, Daisy.
- Thanks.
289
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,196
I wish I could dress down like that.
290
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,714
- He's gonna come over.
- Ok.
291
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,268
- Hello. You all right ?
- Yes.
292
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,430
Right, shall we ?
293
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,431
Yes. Merci.
294
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,232
- Are you going to...
- Yes.
295
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,356
We're just going to the loo.
296
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,436
I can't believe you brought her here.
297
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,999
I thought it was quite nice.
298
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,957
So are you gonna tell her ?
299
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,758
Marsha, what is your problem ?
300
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,068
I'll tell her, then.
301
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,469
Why do you want
to spoil her birthday ?
302
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,030
Every second you leave it,
it'll make it more painful for her.
303
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,429
- What ?
- I'm telling her.
304
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,714
- Don't !
- I will.
305
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,233
If anyone tells her, I will.
306
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,548
- You won't.
- No !
307
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,789
What's up ?
308
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,436
- Tim's having an affair.
- I got you a birthday cake.
309
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,919
What ?
310
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,197
Tim is having an affair with her.
311
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,555
- What ?
- I seen 'em snogging
312
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,232
in the front garden.
313
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:10,189
- No. Marsha, it's not like that.
- What d'you mean ?
314
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:15,479
No, it is like that and I'm sorry,
Daisy, but she means nothing to me.
315
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,154
- It's not...
- I think we should tell her.
316
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,196
- Tell me what ?
- She's in shock.
317
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,838
- I'm not.
- You are.
318
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,399
- I'm drunk...
- Daisy.
319
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,038
...but I'm lucid.
- Please.
320
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,838
- It's OK.
- What's going on ?
321
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,989
I should go.
322
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,035
Sophie.
323
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,997
Marsha...
324
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,433
we're not really...
325
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,272
a couple.
326
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,355
You what ?
327
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,194
We're not...
We're not really a couple.
328
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,751
Phew. It's actually
a relief to say it !
329
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,999
The thing is, we had to say we were,
330
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,230
in order to get the flat,
331
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,629
but the truth is, that we lied.
332
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,634
You lied ?
333
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:16,350
Yeah, but we were desperate. We
didn't think about the consequences.
334
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,512
We didn't mean to hurt you.
335
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,273
We just... It was like,
the longer we left it...
336
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,395
You lied ?
337
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,311
- Marsha...
- Why ?
338
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,755
The advert said
"professional couple only".
339
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,239
- No, it didn't.
- It did.
340
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,311
I remember. The bloke was a prick.
341
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,358
I don't think
he was listening to me.
342
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,193
Yeah. Yeah.
343
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,511
- Dave.
- Can you hold on, please ?
344
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,669
Hello, you.
345
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,877
Two-bedroomed, fully furnished,
Streatham, £350 a week.
346
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,871
Could you do that ?
I'm going to lunch.
347
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,030
You bet you.
348
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,918
Oh, it's professional couple only.
349
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,399
Sounds nice.
350
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,596
'Professional couple only.
351
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,875
'Professional couple only.'
352
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,280
Sorry about that, Mrs Klein.
Is that everything ?
353
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,318
Great. That'll go in tomorrow.
354
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,789
I can't believe
you lied all this time.
355
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,872
I bought you a present
for your anniversary ! Both of 'em.
356
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,030
I'm sorry.
357
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,348
- Oh !
- Look, Marsha.
358
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,000
Please. Just understand.
359
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,310
We weren't being malicious.
We didn't have a choice.
360
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,109
We really like that flat.
That was supposed to sound nice.
361
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,990
I suppose you lot
all knew about this.
362
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,389
You must think
I'm a complete idiot.
363
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,789
No !
364
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,394
Don't be angry.
365
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,869
How d'you want me to be, Daisy ?
366
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,679
I just found out
my new little group of young friends
367
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,988
has been taking the piss.
368
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,116
- Marsha.
- No, Brian. I'm leaving.
369
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,556
- Where are you going ?
- Just away from you lot.
370
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,033
I really think I should go.
371
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,111
- Sophie.
- No, look, Tim.
372
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,394
I'll call you tomorrow.
373
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,469
Bye.
374
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,595
Nice one, Daisy.
375
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,513
I wasn't the one snogging
376
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,478
my supposedly secret girlfriend
in the front garden.
377
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,391
Tim doesn't
think about anyone else
378
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,040
- when he's with Sophie.
- Stay out of this.
379
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,838
It's got nothing to do with you.
380
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,878
It's got everything to do
with me. I live in that house.
381
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,428
I'll have to live with my mum
because of you.
382
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,193
Because of me ?
I'm not the one who told her !
383
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,840
You could have kept
your tongue in your mouth !
384
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,480
I think we're all
to blame in a way.
385
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,471
Oh, thank you very much,
Mrs Magnanimous.
386
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,471
Fine time to grow
a fucking conscience !
387
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,790
Are you letting him
speak to me like that ?
388
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,233
- Yes !
- What ?
389
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,630
I'm not an accessory
to pick up when you need me.
390
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,438
Good time to start getting
emotionally articulate.
391
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,988
- Don't lay into Brian !
- I'm not !
392
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,355
I can't believe you
after all we've...
393
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,112
- It's your fault.
- Shut up !
394
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,953
- Did you see her face ?
- Say something !
395
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,871
- Shut up !
- Why did you bring her ?
396
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,519
You are so stupid, Daisy !
397
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,795
♪ Happy birthday, dear Daisy
398
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,634
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
399
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,910
Tim ! You know
I'm allergic to wheat.
400
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,911
Oh, fuck off.
401
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,800
- Grow up.
- You grow up.
402
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:13,433
Well, the way I see it,
we have two choices.
403
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,431
We can call the police,
404
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,988
or you can clear up
this mess yourselves.
405
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,438
Who votes for clearing up ?
406
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,952
Who votes for police ?
407
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,911
Clearing up it is, yeah.
408
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,912
Good. I'll get the mop, shall I ?
409
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,439
I'm going home.
410
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,750
Happy birthday, Daisy.
411
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,200
- What are we gonna do ?
- We could go clubbing.
412
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,669
I mean about Marsha.
413
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,151
We've destroyed her faith in
the integrity of today's youth.
414
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,879
Young adults.
415
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,192
We've gotta pull together
or else we're gonna lose everything.
416
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,750
- So that's settled.
- Clubbing it is !
417
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,518
Brian and Mike
have gone to look for her.
418
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,478
There's a hundred
off-licences in this area.
419
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,391
She could be in any one of them.
420
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,311
Yeah, well. They might get lucky.
421
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,755
We should stay here
in case she comes back.
422
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,310
- OK.
- Look, Daisy. Don't worry.
423
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,436
We'll sort this out. We always do.
424
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,592
I don't know.
This feels different.
425
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,276
Serious. We've had some good
times here though, haven't we ?
426
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,113
Yeah.
427
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,112
- Happy days.
- Yeah.
428
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,475
'We'll be off then, Tim.'
429
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,788
OK.
430
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,031
If we find Marsha, we'll contact you.
431
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,396
Um, yeah.
We'll find her, Daisy.
432
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,959
Promise you.
433
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,110
We'll see you at the rendez-vous.
434
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,280
Ok, Tim.
435
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,629
Good luck.
436
00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:22,229
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