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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,516 --> 00:00:08,072 You know the best thing about this place is? 2 00:00:08,238 --> 00:00:09,744 Valet parking? 3 00:00:10,372 --> 00:00:11,790 Ok, second best. 4 00:00:12,181 --> 00:00:13,721 Is that a trick question? 5 00:00:13,779 --> 00:00:17,890 You can look for miles and miles and still not even see my mother's zip code. 6 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:20,669 It's official. We're grown-ups. 7 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:23,085 Oh, no. Not, no, please. 8 00:00:23,186 --> 00:00:24,491 Anybody home? 9 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:25,834 Over here. 10 00:00:26,255 --> 00:00:28,408 This place is sick. 11 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,782 You got movers? 12 00:00:36,551 --> 00:00:40,401 Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you I could hire people to do that. 13 00:00:40,516 --> 00:00:43,171 Dude, you woke me up at 7 am on a Saturday. 14 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:46,623 My dad's truck's parked illegally out front and you don't even need me. 15 00:00:46,935 --> 00:00:48,371 Of course I need you. 16 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,144 Come on, see the new bedroom. 17 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:55,840 See, isn't this awesome? 18 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:57,764 We can make out in my new bed. 19 00:00:58,889 --> 00:01:01,784 - That's your old bed. - I know but it's in my new room. 20 00:01:02,944 --> 00:01:05,005 I'm so mad at you for waking me up this morning. 21 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:06,248 No you're not. 22 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:08,398 Oh, I... 23 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:11,264 brought you a house-warming gift. 24 00:01:11,552 --> 00:01:14,168 Oh you look so boyfriendly, here. 25 00:01:15,171 --> 00:01:17,069 That's what I am, right? 26 00:01:17,492 --> 00:01:19,400 Come here whatever you are. 27 00:01:25,765 --> 00:01:27,343 Hey, guess what. 28 00:01:27,632 --> 00:01:29,893 Ok, there's this thing, it's called knocking. 29 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,182 Sorry. 30 00:01:32,286 --> 00:01:35,440 - Look, check this out. We're famous. - Sweet. Go away. 31 00:01:35,544 --> 00:01:39,533 - No, these guys made a website about us. - What part of "go away" confuses you? 32 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,584 It's gotten 10.000 views in the last two hours. 33 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:44,105 - Really? - Yes. 34 00:01:45,938 --> 00:01:48,323 - Where were these taken? - At Ego. 35 00:01:48,746 --> 00:01:50,951 One... one of you guys think you... 36 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:54,471 - Everyone had to see my hair like that? - No, it looks cute. 37 00:01:54,569 --> 00:01:56,422 One of you guys want to hand me my clothes? 38 00:01:57,539 --> 00:01:58,748 Please? 39 00:02:51,423 --> 00:02:53,308 Where is my phone? 40 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:55,743 I know it's around here somewhere. 41 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:02,635 - What? - Hello to you too. 42 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,932 - You all moved in? - I can't even find my toothbrush. 43 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:08,258 I'm sure there's a drugstore somewhere in Hollywood. 44 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,780 Good point. I'm just glad I found my phone. 45 00:03:12,116 --> 00:03:14,290 Me too. Finally we have the chance to talk. 46 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,439 - We talked last night. - No, I mean "talk" talk. 47 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,917 Yeah, there's so much I wanna tell you. 48 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,414 There's this site devoted to me on the Internet. 49 00:03:23,559 --> 00:03:25,988 And there are all these pictures of me and Kyla at the club, 50 00:03:26,243 --> 00:03:28,338 and there's one of me dancing with Jordan from The Hills. 51 00:03:28,505 --> 00:03:31,622 And then these really, really stalkerrazzi ones. 52 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,706 That's great. 53 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:39,133 So do you think this pillow talk thing is gonna be a nightly ritual? 54 00:03:39,398 --> 00:03:40,934 I don't know. 55 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:43,308 I mean, what do you think they're talking about? 56 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,514 I don't know. 57 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,883 Doesn't she have homework? 58 00:03:48,756 --> 00:03:51,804 Paula... what are you worried about? 59 00:03:52,113 --> 00:03:53,580 I don't know. 60 00:04:24,253 --> 00:04:25,817 Oh man! 61 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:29,795 Alright! 62 00:04:30,075 --> 00:04:32,990 That is the first and last time I'm riding your motorcycle. 63 00:04:33,078 --> 00:04:35,488 - I wasn't even going that fast. - You almost took that nanny out 64 00:04:35,523 --> 00:04:37,703 - with the stroller. - What? I had plenty of room. 65 00:04:37,964 --> 00:04:39,374 - Come on, man. - Whatever. 66 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,095 Hey, thanks again for the ride. 67 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:44,236 Anytime. 68 00:04:46,017 --> 00:04:48,276 You know, I was kinda surprised that you asked. 69 00:04:48,885 --> 00:04:49,845 I mean... 70 00:04:50,184 --> 00:04:52,874 Glad. Just kinda surprised. 71 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:58,039 Well, life's too short to old a grudge. Especially against you. 72 00:05:02,071 --> 00:05:04,780 - Well... Later. - Later. 73 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,913 Hey. I know you. 74 00:05:14,327 --> 00:05:15,704 I hope that's a good thing. 75 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:20,077 You were that guy on the MTV Special. The guys who got shot through the heart. 76 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:24,895 - That's right. Still in one piece. - I'm glad to hear it. 77 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,459 Wait, I think I know you too. You used to go to King High. 78 00:05:28,591 --> 00:05:30,641 Yeah, I go to UCLA now. 79 00:05:31,234 --> 00:05:33,214 That's too bad. 80 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,664 - Don't tell me you're a Trojan. - Third generation. 81 00:05:37,214 --> 00:05:39,664 Assuming I get in, that is. 82 00:05:41,606 --> 00:05:44,939 So, do you have time to grab a cup of coffee? 83 00:05:46,006 --> 00:05:47,999 Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. 84 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:55,045 Oh man. 85 00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:58,734 Look, I have this friend who has an emergency. 86 00:05:59,016 --> 00:06:01,561 - Think we could reschedule? - Yeah, no worries. 87 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,294 Here. 88 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,271 Why don't you... 89 00:06:05,469 --> 00:06:08,574 give me a call when the emergency's over. 90 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,784 Yeah. 91 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:13,346 - Yeah. - Bye. 92 00:06:13,616 --> 00:06:14,794 Bye. 93 00:06:18,513 --> 00:06:21,239 There's this thing you need to know about pregnant girls. 94 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,656 - They don't move that fast. - Sorry Chels, it's just... 95 00:06:24,777 --> 00:06:27,234 I kinda need to get back to work before they realize I'm gone. 96 00:06:28,425 --> 00:06:30,859 Before they realize... what did you do, sneak out? 97 00:06:31,159 --> 00:06:33,357 I couldn't really tell them I was going to do a painting so... 98 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:34,989 said that I had to use the bathroom. 99 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:38,717 Well, I appreciate the deceitfulness. 100 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:41,463 What can I say? It's the least an almost brother can do. 101 00:06:48,183 --> 00:06:49,676 What the hell is that? 102 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:51,621 It's eel. 103 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:53,826 No that's disgusting. 104 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:57,415 This is nothing compared to what I've eaten in Tokyo. 105 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,585 You've been in Tokyo? 106 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,085 I get around. 107 00:07:02,229 --> 00:07:04,330 I'm guessing you still haven't read my blog. 108 00:07:05,043 --> 00:07:06,484 No, sorry. 109 00:07:07,153 --> 00:07:11,150 - Ok, so, what do you write about? - Well, I go wherever I can, 110 00:07:11,559 --> 00:07:14,724 I check out the scene, I write about it, and then, I move on. 111 00:07:15,712 --> 00:07:17,407 So, what do you think about L.A.? 112 00:07:17,984 --> 00:07:19,853 Haven't had the chance to see much of it yet. 113 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:21,774 Do you like to dance? 114 00:07:24,097 --> 00:07:25,865 I'm not much of a dancer. 115 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:28,820 You will be when I'm done with you. 116 00:07:36,024 --> 00:07:37,047 Hey. 117 00:07:37,878 --> 00:07:39,412 Hey, Carmen. 118 00:07:39,587 --> 00:07:42,462 I didn't... thought you'd recognize me in my church clothes. 119 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,772 Nice. 120 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:47,984 Hope it's not weird me just coming by like this but... 121 00:07:48,204 --> 00:07:50,815 - but you said I could stop in anytime. - No, it's not weird at all. 122 00:07:50,982 --> 00:07:52,720 - Come on in, I'll show you around. - Thanks. 123 00:07:53,892 --> 00:07:57,130 That's Glen, he's actually not supposed to be here, so... 124 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,587 Never saw him. 125 00:07:58,885 --> 00:08:02,919 - So basically, this is my space. - This is incredible. 126 00:08:03,363 --> 00:08:04,962 Man, if I had a place like this... 127 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:09,128 - I'd be Michael Angelo or something. - Oh, you think so, do you? 128 00:08:12,935 --> 00:08:13,912 There you go. 129 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:17,211 - Seriously? - Yeah, let's see what you got, girl. 130 00:08:17,559 --> 00:08:19,322 Just make yourself at home. 131 00:08:20,256 --> 00:08:21,318 Thank you. 132 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:30,806 A little more. 133 00:08:31,619 --> 00:08:33,232 A little more. 134 00:08:35,398 --> 00:08:38,460 - Ok, that's way too much. - You're killing me. 135 00:08:38,798 --> 00:08:40,317 Don't you have a dolly or something? 136 00:08:40,415 --> 00:08:43,161 No, we just moved in, I don't even have a flashlight. 137 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:46,098 Well, at least I know what to get you for Christmas. 138 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:48,433 - Ok, wait, that's perfect. - Great. 139 00:08:50,953 --> 00:08:54,030 - Any other emergencies? - No, not at the moment. 140 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:57,690 Good, well... I gotta run cause I'm gonna meet somebody. 141 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,402 Ok. Well, don't go too far. 142 00:08:59,534 --> 00:09:01,098 And I will see you tonight. 143 00:09:02,691 --> 00:09:04,924 Right. Tonight. 144 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,512 - Which one? - What? 145 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:21,185 Aiden or Spencer. You're obviously thinking about one of them. 146 00:09:21,507 --> 00:09:24,763 Ok, this whole "no door thing" is really becoming a problem. 147 00:09:31,182 --> 00:09:32,358 Hey girl. 148 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:36,976 - Hey. - I'm sorry, I thought you were Chelsea. 149 00:09:37,102 --> 00:09:39,647 No, not unless she had a really unfortunate makeover. 150 00:09:40,239 --> 00:09:42,152 She's just moving some paintings. 151 00:09:42,278 --> 00:09:45,180 - By herself? - No. She got a guy helping her. 152 00:09:46,729 --> 00:09:49,487 But I don't think I was supposed to tell anybody about that. 153 00:09:49,795 --> 00:09:53,285 Was this guy by any chance wearing a Sports Time uniform? 154 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:58,551 - See? I've already said too much. - No, it's ok. It's my brother. 155 00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,675 He's an idiot. 156 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:04,021 - I'm sorry. I'm Spencer. - It's alright. Carmen. 157 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:06,994 Wait. I saw you at school the other day. 158 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,353 - I remember. - Yeah. 159 00:10:11,581 --> 00:10:12,641 Do you wanna paint? 160 00:10:14,505 --> 00:10:18,146 - Actually, I was on my way. - Come on. If I'm alone here too long, 161 00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:21,199 I might pull a Van Gogh and cut my ear off or something. 162 00:10:21,624 --> 00:10:23,513 - Alright. - Really? 163 00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:26,338 - Yeah, I have a few minutes. - Good. 164 00:10:33,401 --> 00:10:35,263 Los Angeles is better than Fresno but... 165 00:10:35,855 --> 00:10:40,074 - well, Bakersfield was the worst. - How come you move around so much? 166 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,845 That's a long pathetic boring story, involving overdue child support 167 00:10:44,946 --> 00:10:46,966 and the availability of minimum wage healthcare jobs 168 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,237 - in the state of California. - I know. 169 00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:51,026 Yeah. I'll spare you the details. 170 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:54,743 Tell me about you. I wanna hear your story. 171 00:10:55,084 --> 00:10:56,533 Me? 172 00:10:56,804 --> 00:11:00,157 Yeah. The other person besides me in the room. 173 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:03,033 No, it's just that I'm usually the one doing the listening. 174 00:11:03,974 --> 00:11:05,251 That's too bad. 175 00:11:05,558 --> 00:11:08,123 - You're talking. I'm listening. - Ok. 176 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:12,716 Well, I grew up in Ohio, and... 177 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:16,939 just about a year ago my parents packed up me and my brothers and, we moved here. 178 00:11:17,638 --> 00:11:20,595 - Oh, you have another bother. - Yeah. 179 00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:23,125 That's actually him right there. 180 00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:27,662 That's your brother? 181 00:11:28,707 --> 00:11:31,540 - Was your mom doing the mailman? - No. 182 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:35,291 - He's adopted. - I know. 183 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,033 And he passed away. 184 00:11:38,977 --> 00:11:40,527 I'm so sorry. 185 00:11:40,718 --> 00:11:44,520 - Oh no, it's ok. - No, I really wish I would think 186 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,506 before I say things, sometimes. 187 00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:53,154 What happened? 188 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,717 He was actually killed in... 189 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,050 a drive by shooting at our prom a few months ago. 190 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,392 That was your brother? I heard about that. 191 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,151 That could not suck more. 192 00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:13,592 No it couldn't. 193 00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:16,583 I miss him so much and... 194 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:21,357 It's like one day you're this big happy family and then... 195 00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:26,539 You know, now it's like something's always missing. 196 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:33,344 - I'm so sorry Spencer. - It's ok. 197 00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:38,071 You know, it's actually really nice to be able to talk to somebody about all this. 198 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,930 The person I used to talk to about everything is... 199 00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:45,884 kind of on her own planet these days. 200 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,237 Self-absorbed? 201 00:12:48,747 --> 00:12:51,416 That sounds like my last girlfriend. 202 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,448 Since we're spilling our guts... 203 00:12:57,899 --> 00:12:59,898 Can I ask you a question? 204 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,550 Yeah, these are my real boobs. 205 00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:04,815 Ok! 206 00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:08,064 - Can I ask you another question? - Yeah, go ahead. 207 00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:12,105 Well just... when you say "girlfriend", you mean... 208 00:13:12,429 --> 00:13:16,211 You know, the kinda girl that you get together with to talk about boys? 209 00:13:16,556 --> 00:13:19,606 No. I mean the kinda girl that you get together with 210 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:22,668 not to talk about boys. 211 00:13:33,452 --> 00:13:36,295 Oh my God. I totally remember Mr. Branson. 212 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,935 Is he still wearing those sexy brown polyester pants? 213 00:13:40,229 --> 00:13:42,446 Yeah, and they've gotten even tighter. 214 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,013 Thanks for the visual. 215 00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:49,667 So, things must be pretty different now? 216 00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:55,054 No, you know, everything's pretty much the same. 217 00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:56,974 Well, except for getting shot. 218 00:13:57,496 --> 00:14:00,049 Yeah well, there is that. 219 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,938 You know, I'm actually writing a paper about what happened. 220 00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:06,325 Do you mind talking about it? 221 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,570 I mean, you saw the documentary, right? I got lucky. 222 00:14:11,773 --> 00:14:13,496 What else is there to say? 223 00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:17,178 Well, I was talking about your life now. 224 00:14:18,177 --> 00:14:19,575 It's fine. 225 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,861 You know, no complaints. 226 00:14:22,744 --> 00:14:25,294 So you haven't been anxious or sad? 227 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:29,706 No acting out, no reckless behavior? 228 00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:33,311 Nope and nope. 229 00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:38,059 So you're saying you're the exact same guy you were before this ever even happened? 230 00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:39,698 Yep, same guy. 231 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,376 No, you know what? I take that back. 232 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,596 I'm better in every way. 233 00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:49,795 Well, that's amazing. I mean... 234 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,237 My professor said that you guys would be stressed and in denial. 235 00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:55,635 Well that would be really terrible. 236 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,887 So I'm glad you're not like that. 237 00:15:14,599 --> 00:15:17,927 - See, you're a natural. - You're a good teacher. 238 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:22,298 You know what? I think you're ready for the L.A. scene. 239 00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:27,579 I think I'm ready for something else. 240 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:46,606 It's amazing. 241 00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:49,722 Good thing you know nothing about art. 242 00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:51,830 No, I mean it's really deep, it's like... 243 00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:55,233 You know this woman is tied up by her own hair like she's... 244 00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:58,068 Like she's bound by her own femininity. 245 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,433 I just thought it was me after having a bad hair day. 246 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,709 But... I like your version better. 247 00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:10,553 Well hey... 248 00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:13,075 What about yours? 249 00:16:13,211 --> 00:16:16,567 Oh it's just a stupid bird with a yellow beak. 250 00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,337 Super deep. 251 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,000 Yeah obviously I'm not much of an artist. 252 00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:22,834 I don't know about that. 253 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:29,488 I had fun painting with you. 254 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,917 I should get going. 255 00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:36,927 Do you really have to go? 256 00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:49,453 I should get that. 257 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,225 Hey, what's up? 258 00:16:58,325 --> 00:17:00,691 Imagine yourself submerged in hot water, 259 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:06,754 with 84 hydro-jets pulsing, swirling and massaging every inch of your body. 260 00:17:07,049 --> 00:17:10,343 - Sounds nice. - Then get your ass over here. 261 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,819 Now is not a very good time. 262 00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:14,622 Ok well then, how about later tonight? 263 00:17:14,715 --> 00:17:16,920 I do have to put an appearance in over at Ego with Kyla 264 00:17:17,021 --> 00:17:18,362 - but after that I... - Hey Spencer? 265 00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:22,801 - You want water? - Hey I gotta go. Talk to you later, ok? 266 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,007 - Sorry. - It's alright. 267 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,642 Is that a camera? 268 00:17:53,832 --> 00:17:56,892 I can't believe you were filming me without asking. 269 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,849 Would it have been okay if I asked first? 270 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:05,068 I'm kidding. I swear I didn't even know the camera was on. 271 00:18:05,163 --> 00:18:08,114 Oh sure, I'm sure you say that to all the girls. What are you? 272 00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:10,822 - Like some creepy sex blogger? - No 273 00:18:10,952 --> 00:18:13,565 You travel around the world taping unsuspecting girls 274 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,115 - while you try to have sex with them? - Madison, look, 275 00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:18,598 you've got me all wrong. I was filming earlier today, 276 00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:22,224 My cam must have accidentally turned on while I was checking my e-mail. 277 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,593 You're a liar. There's no wi-fi in here. 278 00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:28,095 And by the way, I lied too. You can't dance for crap. 279 00:18:38,414 --> 00:18:39,843 Well hello you two. 280 00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:43,139 - Hey. Chelsea. - Hey, where have you been? 281 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:48,084 With Glen but that's not nearly as interesting as what's going on here. 282 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,507 What are you wearing? We're already gonna be late. 283 00:19:03,905 --> 00:19:05,190 What are you wearing? 284 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,762 - Late for what? I, I... - We're meeting Kyla at Ego, remember? 285 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,993 No, I don't remember cause you've never mentioned that to me. 286 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,014 I didn't? 287 00:19:13,308 --> 00:19:15,822 Well, I just forgot that Lilly Allen's gonna be playing there. Could you zip? 288 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:21,793 - Who's Lilly Allen? - Awesome British singer. 289 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,645 She has like the most amazing voice and her body is unbelievable. She's so hot. 290 00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:31,972 Hey can you get me that clutch really quick? 291 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:37,090 Thank you. 292 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:39,666 Oh and I need you to hang up that Mark Ryden because it weighs a ton. 293 00:19:39,775 --> 00:19:40,818 Come on. 294 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,476 Aiden, let's go. 295 00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:46,919 - Aiden, let's go. - No! 296 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,325 I'm sorry. 297 00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:54,386 Please? 298 00:19:55,589 --> 00:19:58,473 Do you have any idea what I've done for you today? 299 00:19:58,694 --> 00:20:00,269 Let's see, I... 300 00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:05,383 I set up your plasma. I hooked up your surround sound I moved all your furniture. 301 00:20:05,713 --> 00:20:08,304 - Ok, so you don't wanna go tonight? - No, I don't wanna go tonight. 302 00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:09,828 Or any other night. 303 00:20:10,454 --> 00:20:12,540 - What does that mean? - I'm done, alright? 304 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,133 I'm done being your handyman, I'm done being your backup date, I'm done. 305 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:19,312 - Where is all this even coming from? - People got shot, Ashley. 306 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,592 People got hurt, people died. 307 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,821 And you walked away from it and none of it... 308 00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:27,285 - None of it even touched you. - Of course it did. 309 00:20:29,048 --> 00:20:32,967 It didn't, look at you. You're the same person you were before this happened. 310 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:38,030 You didn't even stay around long enough to see who's standing and who wasn't. 311 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:41,955 Spencer may have forgiven you but I haven't. 312 00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:44,115 Oh wait a minute, ok! 313 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:48,247 When Spencer dumped me, you came to me and you knew exactly who I was. 314 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:51,260 - And that makes it ok? - No. Ok, I'm sorry. 315 00:20:51,589 --> 00:20:54,175 I suck, I'm a terrible person. What more do you want me to say? 316 00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,594 Sorry isn't good enough. 317 00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:59,527 - I have to go. Kyla's waiting for me. - Yeah, go, leave. 318 00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:01,605 Cause that's what you do best. You leave 319 00:21:01,902 --> 00:21:03,943 because you can't deal. 320 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,421 You're gay when it's convenient. You're straight when you want me around. 321 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:10,056 - It is so not even like that. - It is like that. 322 00:21:12,726 --> 00:21:15,423 You know what. Wear your little dress and... 323 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,394 Go to your stupid club, have sex with Lilly Allen, 324 00:21:19,524 --> 00:21:21,394 or whoever else, I don't care. 325 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,439 And do me a favor. 326 00:21:25,173 --> 00:21:28,238 Next time you have an emergency, call 911. 327 00:21:35,175 --> 00:21:39,853 Transcipt: pseudohuman Subtitles: pikachu1060 Resynced by RiCK 328 00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:44,453 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25621

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