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Previously on South of Nowhere

This time it's not about you and your mom.

Yeah, you guys are doing great. What next? A parade?

You know, maybe you're just a little bit jealous.

You still have feelings for Aiden.

Give it some time, she'll burn you too.

I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'm her little gay science experiment.

You think they're best friends?

What's this?

- I am in love with you. - Spencer, that tape was ancient ok?

What don't they just get back together and put us all out of our misery.

We're the opposite of free. Everyone's in our business.

I don't like feeling jealous.

Hello.

Madison, hey. How are you?

Ok. I just needed a little time, you know, a lot of stuff going on.

So... so you're coming back to school?

Oh, yeah, on Monday.

Do you think you could eat lunch with me?

Just when I get back, just to keep the buzzards from circling?

Sure. Ok.

- Alright, take care. - Bye.

- Hello. - Hey, what are you up to right now?

Just getting dressed.

I have a favor to ask you, but only if you have time.

Yeah, what do you need?

Do you think you could come at the auditorium after you're done with the gym

- and help me paint some loose and flats? - Yeah, I mean I'll try.

Ok, thank you. Goodbye.

Hey Hi.

You left it here last night? I don't think so.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Ok.

Alright, so I guess I'll see you soon then.

- See you soon. Alright, bye Spencer. - Spencer?

What did she want?

- She left her math book here. - Does she know I'm here?

I don't know. You can ask herself. She'll be here in a couple minutes.

Yeah, that'll be great. Hey Spencer.

I came over to talk to Aiden about how things are weird between you and I now.

- She'll love that. - Look, what was I supposed to do?

I don't know, tell her you'll give her the book later.

Aiden, things are just weird right now between her and I.

Because of her parents always wanting family time and then

she saw that tape of you and I and...

I don't know, it just feels...

- I do love her, you know. - I know.

Hey.

- I saw your car outside... - Yes...

I came over to talk to Aiden cause he's having problems with Kyla still.

- Yeah. - Alright, well, I'll leave you guys talk.

Thank you. Spencer!

Spencer, don't.

These girls are driving me crazy.

See, it's why I don't keep girls as friends. Alright?

- There's too much talking, and talking... - And all at the same time.

Look, it's simple bro. You have Kyla, who is a hottie who wants you.

You just have to get out from in between the two girls who don't.

Yeah, maybe but I just...

What? Oh ok. Well then, if you don't, then I will.

She just needs help painting sets right now. I mean, I'm there, I can paint.

- So can I.? - Really?

Then go paint!

Alright.

Dude, I didn't mean right now. I still need you to spot me.

That girl can spot. She shoots like she can handle it.

Hello?

Who's there?

But soft...

What light through yonder window shines?

It is...

It is the east, and...

Juliet is the sun.

- Did I get that right? - Yeah. Close enough.

I was...

I was thinking. Maybe we could give us another try.

Oh come on. Whisk, whisk. You don't beat, it's not a drum.

Ok dad listen. I know you're trying to help me find my new thing.

But I just don't think this is it. Because...

I have a lot of other ideas and none involve a whisk.

I'm just trying to find something fun, something you don't have to be the best at.

Why? Just because I'm not gonna be the best at basketball ever again

doesn't mean I can't be good at something else.

I didn't say that. It's not what I said.

You know I think you can do whatever you put your mind to

without have to obsess over being the best at it.

Hey, I was the best at getting high.

I'm kidding, alright? I'm kidding.

Well at least, we can kid about it. Look come on, it's all on the wrist.

Just like this, see? Just like a good jump shot, ok?

- Just like this. - Ok. Got it.

Oh man, you're cooking?

- Now, enter the dark side, my friend. - Help me.

Where are you off to?

Chelsea's. She's keeping the baby. She hasn't told her parents yet.

It's a nice, cute. That's your color.

It's nice, goes with your eyes, bro.

- Let me know if you need me, ok? - Ok.

- Oh tell her we're making a pie for her. - I'll do. That should cheer her up.

- Alright, have fun. - Take care.

See you guys.

Great, now I have to share my pie?

These shoes are killing my feet.

I'm not gonna massage them. Ew. I'm not gonna massage them.

You wanna smell them though?

Get off of me. Get off of me. - I used to say that.

So the lovebirds are back together?

Oh, you know you can't stay mad at her for too long.

- It's because I'm so cute. - No it's because I'm so understanding.

Why are you all dressed up?

- None of your business. - He does look nice though, doesn't he?

- I do ok. - Yeah like the camouflage blazer.

Look I don't wear that anymore, alright? Not after all the abuse you gave me.

Oh my God. Wait, you mean no more combat Ken?

The outfit that went from the battlefield to the boardroom?

How about the suit of shining armor I wore when I helped you and Spencer run away.

Yeah, you wear that a lot for Ashley.

What about the white tux you wore to prom last year? Not cute Aiden.

You know that was Madison's fault.

So whatever. That was your fault because you let her dress you.

What are you gonna wear this year?

I haven't thought about it.

Or ask anyone.

I gotta go.

Yeah I gotta go too. Talk to you later.

So.

- You guys are back together? - Yeah.

What? are you ok with it?

Yeah, just as long as Aiden and I can still be friends.

Family.

- I don't wanna lose anyone else, you know? - Yeah I do.

I do.

I don't wanna have to ask her to choose.

What are you talking about? She's in love with you. I mean...

All the stuff you guys have been through, you're solid.

But I can't compete with history you two have together.

Wait, it's not a competition!

Where did this come from? Did I do something wrong?

No! Look...

If you could just back off, it would really help, ok?

Because if I lose her, I don't have anything.

Look, I have my own thing going on with a Davies sister.

Yeah, I'm confused about which one that may be.

Whatever! I'll back off and you're gonna see that you're paranoid over nothing.

Oh it's no big deal. My parents just thought I needed a break

so they sent me to a spa in the desert for a few days.

So you feel better?

- I do now. - Good.

Aiden!

People look at us. They really like us together.

I was thinking about it and I just wanna say we're ok.

So... I'll take you back.

Madison, we've been here, alright? And it didn't happen.

Sweetie, if you wanna play these games, it's fine.

I like games, and there're some other ones we can play too.

Hey Aiden, I'm gonna get Spencer lunch. Do you wanna come? It's my treat.

Well, I'm... full, so...

Alright.

Maybe some other time.

There's something weird in the air, cousin.

What do you mean?

People are more uptight than usual. You included, dude.

Ain't nothing to include. Just letting it flow.

What's up with you and them boys from Northridge?

I told them to take them busted ass back up over the hill where they belong.

- So that's it? - Yup, I even gave them directions.

- What, you on a mapquest now? - What you my moms now?

Yo, if I was, I'd dress you better.

That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

You should have seen her. It was like...

It was like the lights are on but there's nobody home but these crazy girls.

I feel so bad.

Why? It's not even like you guys are friends anymore.

I know, but obviously Madison's in a lot of pain.

It's not the only one.

Wait, what are you talking about?

I got this tattoo the other day, and it's still really sore.

Wait, what?

- You wanna see it? - Yeah, I wanna see it.

Oh my God.

- You're retarded. - I know. I'm dumb.

- Oh hey, I'm sorry. - Hey.

- Sorry, I knocked. - No, don't worry about it.

Can I use that belt you were wearing the other day?

Yeah, sure. Wait hold on. Look at this picture of dad. What is that tattoo?

I can't quite make it out. I thought it might be my name.

Not unless your name is kill the DJ.

Jeez, he is just a rock and roller.

Yeah, but he flipped out when I had my tattoo done.

- I thought about getting another one. - Why don't you?

- I don't know. - I'd go with you.

- Might even get one with you. - Really?

It's permanent.

So is having a sister.

Ok.

- Oh, it hurts. - But it looks so good.

Oh, those are so pretty. It looks so cool.

- Did it hurt? - Oh like hell.

Hey Ash, maybe we should get one.

I don't know Spence. If we get tired of each other it won't wash off.

I didn't mean like get our names or anything.

Alright, I'll see you guys later.

- Lunch? - Yes, lunch.

You know what we could do? We could get matching bracelets.

Surely huts a lot less too.

Yeah, I'm down for anything that hurt less these days.

- Where have you been? - What?

I call you don't pick up.

You eat lunch with Madison and then when I come over and sit down you walk away.

- Why are you avoiding me? - I'm not.

You're so full of it.

Last time I checked, I wasn't on a leash.

- Oh that's really nice Aiden. - What's the matter with you?

You. Pulling this whole jerk disappearing act.

Now it's like the last year never even happened.

Look, back off, I'm here ok? I'm here.

You're so not.

Look, you don't get to have whatever you want, Ashley.

It's already weird with you and Kyla comparing notes about me.

And you have Spencer, so lean on her a little.

What is that supposed to mean?

- Stop. - Look.

I'm not your boyfriend anymore.

Spencer, wait. Spencer.

- Get away from me. Get away from me. - Please stop. Please!

- Would you at least talk to me? - I have nothing to say to you.

Spencer, nothing happened.

Look, I know what I saw and what I felt all along. Don't treat me like I'm stupid.

I don't think you're stupid. I love you.

You're not allowed to say that to me right now, ok?

- Where are you even going? - Wherever you aren't.

What? What are you saying?

- You're the other woman. - I am not.

Man could you imagine what it would be like if you were a girl dating another girl?

All the crying and the chick flicks. I think I'd die.

No. Spencer makes Ashley really happy.

Man you're looking like you might be in trouble,we'd better stop and stretch it out.

We've only been going like two miles.

Look dude, I'm training for the LA marathon, alright? You gotta pace it out.

Next weekend I'm running with the women's road runner team. Holla.

I don't know if it's such a good idea to run a marathon you know with your knee so off.

Hey! I decide how far I can push it.

- Hi mom. - Hey Mrs. C.

Hey guys.

Glen, are you limping. You've got to ice that knee.

Ok, Well I'm gonna take a shower.

Alright we'll do it when you come back down.

Aiden you wanna stay for dinner? Spencer just got home and Arthur's bringing pizza.

- Mom have you seen my Coldplay CD? - No.

Actually Mrs. C. my family's going out for dinner tonight, but, you... thanks.

Tell Glen I said bye.

Soon though.

Morning.

- I'm so glad that I came over. - You are?

We should stay in bed. It's still early.

- What is that? - She's ruining everything.

Who?

- Ashley? - Shh. I'm trying to get her to go to sleep.

She missed her daddy today.

- I need to get some fresh air. - Ok, don't forget the diapers.

Hey baby where have you been?

- Is this prom? - No silly, it's our wedding day.

Aidencito, where are you going? Mira, ya no te me dejas...!

Do you realize how much I lost in order to be with Ashley?

- Spencer, wait! - Get away from me.

- Can we just talk about this? - It's over.

Leave me alone.

Hey Aiden. Come on in. You're just in time for pizza.

Glen, yo come on man, we're late for school. We gotta go.

Yeah yeah, ok, ok. Hold on, I'm almost done.

- What level is this? - Commando.

You're pretty good at this.

Yup. I could blow away stuff with the best of them. thumbs of death.

No really you know they actually train real army officers with this game?

Yeah I know. I talked to this guy who used to be like a total gamer.

And now he's launching missiles off of an aircraft career. It's cool, huh?

Yeah, if you like blowing stuff up.

I'll be in the car.

See you in class, man. I gotta go find Chelsea.

- What's up man? - What's going on man?

It's hard to believe our boy is gonna be a proud papa.

I feel sorry for the kid who's got that boy scout as a dad.

What? I feel sorry for the kid that's got you for an uncle.

What are you talking about? I'm gonna be a great uncle!

Ok? Cool uncle Glen. Uncle Glen who takes him to his first strip club.

Ok what if it's a girl.

Well I'm gonna kill any guy that comes near her.

- You mean any guy like you? - Especially like me.

Damned, it's Buzz.

I told you.

Shut up, man. Shut up!

Hey.

Do you think that� we can see each other tonight?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Spencer, please.

Look I get that you guys are best friends,

and that you feel like you need to be able to talk to him.

But don't you care that it hurts me?

I mean, what you have with him,

is that more important to you that what you have with me?

No. I'm sorry it's just...

Aiden's already been there with me so it makes it easier.

- Especially when I'm... - When what?

When I wanna talk to him about us.

I just wish it was easier for you to come to me.

Spencer, I never meant to hurt your feelings.

Then why do you? I don't want any more drama.

You know what I want?

I want you to wear this. Give me your wrist.

But you can only wear it for today. Because I wanna take it and get it engraved.

That's sweet.

- With what? - It's a surprise.

Aiden?

Yes?

What?

Nothing, I...

I can't.

- Hey. - Hey

Why didn't you answer your phone last night?

You mean after I left your house totally humiliated?

Yeah I never meant for that to happen.

It just didn't feel right.

Look, I know that you're trying to protect me from myself,

but I'm a big girl and I know when it's right.

Ok. Big girl. So are we still going to prom?

Yeah sure, why not? That doesn't sound too humiliating.

Don't be so sure, you haven't seen my tux yet.

So Kyla told me how Aiden asked her to prom. Pretty romantic.

Aiden will look for any excuses to take off his shirt.

Still, it must be nice.

I can't believe he even wants to go. Prom sucks.

So, no prom?

No, Uh. I'd much rather watch my mom practice her pole-dancing lessons.

Ashley, look, I think that we should stay here today because it's taquido Tuesday

and it's like my favorite day of like the whole week.

So if we could stay that would be awesome. Please.

It must be that crazy little freshman that follows you around all the time.

Spencer, you know dances and I don't mix.

Yeah I know, but... I thought I could change that for you.

- Thanks anyways. - Yeah.

Well, we should probably get some paper towels so we can clean up your car.

Hey can we stop by your locker real quick.

I can't find my own history book and I just wanted to borrow yours.

Ashley!

Yes I will go to the stupid prom with you!

You know what I just realized?

I'm gonna be a grandmother.

It's not funny, grandpa! Stop that!

As soon as Chelsea has this baby, I might as well get my hip replaced.

I'm too young for this.

Yeah, I'm sure Clay and Chelsea are thinking the same thing.

Yeah.

Hey! You're way too hot to be a grandma.

- Keep saying that. - Way too hot.

- Good. - Smoking hot.

It's not the what, it's the how, as in how is it taken care of?

- What are we talking about, gentlemen? - Boz's new fan club. The Northridge Boys.

- Only he ain't doing much talking. - Come on, Boz?

Boz is a lover, not a fighter.

Tell the truth man.

- You sat down and broke some bread, man? - that ain't all I broke, man.

Hey man, those clowns ain't no joke.

You keep messing with them, it's gonna catch up to you.

I promise.

Hey Madison.

What, no slam?

Ooh, smoothies.

What flavor did you get? Lesbian Lemon? Queer Kiwi?

No Boys and berries?

No, your favorite. Bipolar banana split!

Gotta say, Madison.

I'm really surprised that your little cheersnakes

could actually crawl out of their holes without you.

Yeah well, pretty convenient.

Sherry got rid of me as soon as I choreographed all the competition cheers.

That sucks.

Whatever.

Well it's been nice chatting. Move along.

That was nice of you to try to bitch-slap her out of her depression.

I had to throw her a bone. we have some history.

- Well, did you tell them? - No, not yet.

- Baby you need to tell them. - I know. I know.

- Ok? I know. - This is gonna be ok.

Yeah they not gonna be happy to hear that first.

But your parents love you.

- It's gonna be ok. - You think so?

Yes.

Spencer thought the exact same thing with my mom.

Yeah and look what happened.

They had to get all Thelma and Louise to straighten things up.

Listen. Whatever it is that you need,

we'll figure it out.

Yeah.

Ask me to prom.

Where did that come from?

I don't know, I just... I want like one more night.

Just for us to be us,

you know, like no responsibilities, no worries, just...

Just us.

Chelsea.

Will you go to the prom with me?

- Are you thinking about it? - No.

Yes.

I would love to go to the prom with you.

I was just asking.

Love you.

So hu... Listen.

I heard things were a little... weird with you.

What? Can't a girl wear a sweat shirt without people giving her a Prozac?

- It's just not you. - Maybe it's the new me.

I don't believe that.

So, any plans for prom?

I'm still hoping Aiden's gonna ask me.

Madison, I'm... pretty sure he's going with Kyla.

Aiden, he doesn�t love Kyla.

Yeah but,

that doesn't mean he can't stick her in the back of a limo and take her to prom.

Listen.

You don't have a date to prom.

I don't have a date. So I'll make you a deal.

I'll take you to prom.

If you don't wear flannel.

Fine.

I'll go with you. If you don't wear flip-flop.

Ok.

Ok.

We'd better go. It's gonna rain.

I don't think it's gonna rain anytime soon.

Ok, you're pretty starting to freak me out here.

- Hey watch it! - Watch it.

- No, too 80's. - I like that one.

Oh my gosh, this one look so nice, it brings out your eyes.

- I just wish that your necklace was... - What?

This is my mom's. It's all...

Gaudy and huge and too ugh. How did that get in here?

Oh my gosh, you had a lot of Barbies growing up, didn't you?

I did, but as soon as Malibu Barbie started dating Cheer Barbie,

I knew something was up.

Mine were all headless. Torched off in the basement somewhere.

Glen's G.I. Joe's were very violent.

- I am so sorry Spencer. - That's nothing.

You should have seen what he did to my Trolls.

Oh my gosh, you look like a princess.

No, do not start singing.

- My princess... - No!

Chili in the crock pot.

Cornbread on the stove. Mozy on over, Padres,

before it gets too cold.

- You said mozy down, you included. - Yeehoo.

Chuckwagon's open.

You're really good at this game.

Yeah you know, you don't just blow stuff up. It's like actually learning strategy.

How to be a good leader. I'm a major.

Yeah, Major Pain in The...

Too easy.

Chelsea.

Clay!

My parents.

They told me to get out.

They said I humiliated them.

Are you serious?

Glen.

Mmm, I haven't decided yet.

No everything's fine. I'm just stressed out, you know, end of the year, school stuff.

Prom, all that. Wow, I thing I just broke a rib. Seriously.

Small price to pay, because you are looking hot little sister.

Really?

Hey.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm still here.

I know, I know. But I'll take a lot of pictures.

She's right here, you wanna talk to her?

- No, no. - Hold on a sec.

Hi Ann. Yeah, I've heard a lot about you too.

Oh yeah, we should totally do that sometime.

No, I'm the one who's lucky.

Yeah, I'll look after her. She's just such a diva.

Ok.

Yeah, no I'll tell her. Alright, bye.

- Tell me what? - She found your retainer...

In the kitchen drawer.

So...

Are you gonna stay in LA?

- Yes. - Good. That'll make Aiden happy.

Ladies, your chauffeur's here.

Hi.

You look nice.

Here.

Chelsea, what are you doing, we're gonna be late.

I like it.

Reminding me of my stash, huh?

Two... Three. And one for you.

Thanks. A little too late.

But thanks anyways.

- No kilt, dad. No, no. - It would mean the world to me.

I wore it to my prom.

You too.

Say cheese.

Be safe.

Listen.

Nothing.

It's perfect.

Everything's gonna be ok.

- I have something for you. - What?

I finally had it engraved.

Oh my Gosh.

Thank you so much.

I love you.

You guys gonna go get your pictures taken yet?

You could use it for the yearbook with a caption like:

Most likely to peak at 16.

Aren't you supposed to be passed out

in the backseat of the quarterback's hummer by now?

- Come on. - Yeah, she's back!

And you're not.

So you're ok?

Yeah, I think so.

I tried really hard tonight to be ok, and have fun.

Well, you look beautiful.

There's something I have to tell you.

I wasn't at a spa, it was...

more like a hospital, and my parents were worried I might do something to myself.

You know, it's... it's ok to not be ok.

Look, if you're ever in trouble or desperate, I want you to call me, ok?

I care about you.

Especially if you're gonna be desperate and naked.

Honey, I'm never gonna be that desperate again.

You look so beautiful tonight.

Thanks, you look pretty good yourself.

But I was really hoping for the white tux and the camouflage blazer.

Hey listen, I...

I got us a room for the afterparty.

This time it's really my decision.

I know it's right, ok?

Hey guys.

- Hey man, how do you do? - What up?

What up?

You guys have any more problem with those guys?

No man, those guys are gone for good.

- Thanks for jumping in though. - You'd have done the same thing.

The dynamic duo.

My man, you've got some big changes coming.

I'm glad you'll be sticking around instead of heading off to college.

What makes you think he can't go to college and have a family?

Yeah I have no idea what I'm gonna do anymore.

My plans are all up for grabs you know?

You could do what I did, and get a new plan.

What? Wear a dress and take your crazy ex to prom?

- Great plan. - No.

I'm joining the army. After summer, I�m going to boot camp.

What?

This is great. I finally found a way I can pay for college.

Yeah, if you're still alive.

Did the recruiter sell you that?

No guys, guys, calm down here, ok?

Don't you get it?

I'm finally doing something important. Not just for me.

Maybe...

You can use that going off to war thing to get with the honeys.

Maybe.

Hurry up, other girls wanna purge too.

- Wash your hands. - Why? You're the one here with Glen.

Guys!

Not tonight, please.

It's nice to see that you're still a bitch, though.

Whatever.

But I gotta say it was kinda nice not having to worry about the way I look for a while.

You know what I mean.

Hey, no!

Looks, thanks for coming with my brother.

Yeah, he's fun.

But it must nice being here with someone you love.

Yeah it is. We took a ton of grief from a lot of people.

Like you.

Yeah well, I'm sorry about that.

Thanks?!

Me too.

Let's just go before the Hellmouth opens.

- I am having a great time. - So you wanna go back to the hotel?

I hear the Carlin sibs have a party going on.

What? Ok, I'm in for the whole night, baby.

So Mad, you just wanna stay here?

I'm gonna go tell Spencer and Clay were leaving.

Then we'll... head to the hotel and

solve this whole mystery of what a guy really wears under his kilt?

You... you just kissed me.

That's in case you die overseas and I never see you again.

Well in that case, can a guy get more than a kiss?

Ok hold on. Hey. Give me one second, ok? I'll be right back, ok?

Where's Kyla going?

To the bathroom. We are gonna get out of here soon.

No, not until I get a dance.

Ready?

Do this one.

- Hey. - Hey.

So we're gonna see you at the hotel, right?

Ok.

Hey Glen, thanks for being so cool lately.

Don't get use to it.

It's the last song. Why don't you dance with Ashley?

That's a very good question.

Go get her, tiger.

So, tonight's the night.

You and Kyla?

- You bought a room? - No. She did.

- You always liked hotel rooms. - Don't do that?

What?

Just stop it. You know how hard it is to not...

To what?

To not be with you.

I can't do this with Kyla.

Yes you can.

We love each other, Aiden, just not like that.

I do.

Alright? I will walk away from this,

from you if you can honestly tell me that you don't love me.

That you're not in love with me.

Miss Davies, may I please have this last dance?

That is, if Aiden will let you.

Wait, what's... What's wrong?

Spencer, I'm sorry, I know you told me to back off.

You did what?

You had no right to do that.

You know I love you?

So it seems like tonight made you feel a little better?

Yeah, it did. But the night isn't over.

Well, I'm glad we came together.

Me too.

- Would you slow down? - What?

Would you at least talk to me, please.

Spencer, I'm sorry, ok. If I could be with Kyla, I would, but I, I just can't.

You already had your chance with Ashley.

It doesn�t work that way, alright? You can't just cut off who you love.

You love?

- Oh please don't do this. - No ok, just stop it, both of you.

- I decide who I love. - Then just decide.

Don't!

Get down.

Aiden!

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