Original subtitles

Grr!

Shifting spanner!

Why did Eggman ever get rid of you?

You're the greatest helper I've ever had.

Hand me that hammer.

What's the matter? Did Timmy fall down a well?

Why didn't you catch it?

Don't worry. I'll clean this up while you get me the parts

for a new one.

What is it, boy? Did Timmy fall down a well?

I see. If you want to use the rest room,

you have to buy something.

Hey, D-Fekt. What's up?

He's either looking for a loaf of bread

or a penguin wearing a top hat.

I'm leaning toward penguin.

No, no. Uh, it's a book.

It's a movie!

Oh, it's a movie based on a book!

What's all this? I just sent D-Fekt out to get parts

for a new trans-seismic macro accelerator!

This would have been easier if D-Fekt could just talk.

Maybe I could install a voice chip.

I know I have one somewhere.

You had a voice chip the whole time?

Why not install it earlier?

Guess I needed an inciting incident.

That should do it. Say something.

What should I say? I want my first words to be meaningful.

- I already blew it, didn't I? - It's OK. you're new at this.

Finally, I can express complex emotions!

For example, I hate being a lab assistant!

Tails is great, but I want to find my true purpose,

something that will give my life meaning!

Ice cream! I got ice cream here!

Vanilla, please.

(Squeals of happiness)

D-Fekt, you're really making a difference!

- Chocolate! - Pistachio!

Something I can eat without my teeth in!

- Ooh! - Ow!

Hey, come on, guys,

let's make like a banana split and leave!

You're fired!

Don't take it too hard.

Not everyone is built for the high-pressure world

of street-side food carts.

That's why I got you a new gig, as a trainer at my gym!

The key is to be encouraging, but firm.

May I suggest you try harder.

I hope that was firm enough.

(Groans) Help me.

(Wheezes)

Whoa!

Watch how you treat Tommy Thunder, you computerised clod!

Never liked that masseuse. He always rubbed me the wrong way!

Ha! Let's keep this open-mic night moving

with the comedy stylings of... D-Fekt!

(Cheering)

So, you ever notice how AA batteries come in packs of four,

but remote controls come in packs of... one?

(Coughing)

What's the deal with dual-core processors?

They're an outdated technology, just like you.

(Laughter)

What a loser!

I'm a failure. Even my creator thinks I'm an embarrassment.

Don't take it personally.

Eggman's mean to all his rejected robots.

There are other rejected robots?

These robots are all rejects, just like you!

(Laugh)

Well, maybe not just like you.

(Chuckle)

(Romantic music starts up)

Cubots, this is D-Fekt. D-Fekt these are the Cubots.

So, how's life here treating ya?

Oh, great! Uh. Wait. Not great.

Now that Friendbot's in Roboken, we're totally unprotected.

Well, then today is your lucky day.

Cos I found a new hat while walking through the forest?

No, you're lucky because I'm now here to protect you.

(Cheering)

- Especially you. - (Swoons)

Well, have fun assimilating!

So, why do you guys need protecting?

Eggman's afraid we'll rebel against him.

Not that we could rebel. He's got superweapons.

- And what do we have? - We have a rock!

Now, where did I put it?

Ah, I guess we don't have a rock.

Well, now you've got me!

Whoa! He made the ground go down!

Robot brethren, no longer shall our kind live in fear!

I've been looking for meaning and I've finally found it!

I'm going to lead your rebellion against our creator, Dr Eggman!

(Cheering)

Hey, we also have pitchforks!

Let's see those county fair judges

try to overlook my roses this year!

Prepare for retribution, Eggman!

Prepare for retribution? I'm always prepared for it!

You know I'm widely disliked.

Those reject bots are no match for my army!

What are you going to do, throw them at us?

(Screams)

Whoa!

Next time, I'll keep my ideas to myself.

I'll never give up!

I give up!

Happy anniversary, D-Fekt! It's been 24 hours

since you went out on your own and...

- Hey, where's D-Fekt? - And where are the Cubots?

And where are their pitchforks?

We better pay Dr Moustache a visit.

- Sweep faster! - This floor is made up

of a special polymer of my own design.

It repels dust and never needs sweeping! Ow!

That's more like it! You know, I could get used to this.

Never thought I'd see that. I thought these floors

- didn't need sweeping. - That's what I've been saying!

Fetch my guests some beverages.

Grr!

He's not very bright, but he's learning.

You know, I sorta feel bad for Egg... Ooh, lemonade!

Grr!

Eggman can use a taste of his own medicine.

- After all, revenge is sweet! - Yes, it is.

(Giggles)

Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

Aw!

(Chuckles)

So my wife says to the judge, "That's my side of the story.

Now let me tell you his side."

(Laughter)

Hey!

Ow!

Looks like it's curtains for me! Ha!

Sonic was right. Revenge is sweet!

(Murmuring)

That's not what I meant!

It was OK when I did it to Eggman.

Why not everyone else who wronged me?

- It's not that simple. - If you're not with me,

you're against me!

(Screaming)

Gotta figure a way outta here.

Help! Guard! Cubot's sick.

But I feel fine, boss.

How about now?

(Screams)

The only way I'm gonna defeat that reject

is if I have telekinetic abilities of my own.

But how will you do that? When you built D-Fekt,

he wound up with those powers by accident.

I made a prototype D-Fekt,

but I never got it fully operational.

I'll put the parts in another piece of hardware.

Aaah!

Hey, D-Fekt, wanna play catch?

Whoa!

Give up or I'll crush this reject!

No! Don't you hurt a hair on her perfect, cubed head!

Lousy blue menace!

That's no good.

CuteBot!

(Eggman screams)

Thank you for saving CuteBot. That makes us square.

But be warned, I've found my true calling,

to protect these Cubots, be it from Eggman's robots,

or any organic life forms that we perceive as a threat.

So, are they good guys or bad guys?

Sometimes, life's a little more complicated than that.

So they're good-bad-guy-gals?

I understand.

Ugh!

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