Original subtitles

Grr!

For years I've plotted and toiled,

working tirelessly day and night

to find the truest essence of evil.

And now I've finally done it,

with my new online ticket-selling business!

You've gone too far this time, Egghead!

We just bought tickets to Koalapalooza,

- and your fees are outrageous! - Whatever do you mean?

My service just adds a few humble processing charges.

What about the "convenience fee" for printing tickets at home?

You can get 'em shipped or pick them up at the venue.

Then there's shipping or will-call fees!

- And it's no longer convenient! - I just added another fee,

for having an annoying face!

Robots, collect!

COMPUTER: Engaging occupant sorting.

- Aaah! - Whoa!

Just... gotta... shut it off!

I did it!

COMPUTER: Emergency lockdown in effect.

Lockdown will release in 48 hours.

48 hours? That's not so bad.

I can wait it out.

What's taking so long? I gotta get outta here!

This force field, it's impenetrable!

Yeah, and you can't get through it, either.

Grr!

Verbal password required.

- Quick! What's the password? - Uh-uh?

We're trapped in the lair basement. Can anyone read me?

The force fields must be blocking communication.

Until the lockdown's disabled, there's nothing we can do.

There is one thing we can do. Tidy up!

- This basement's a pig sty. - (Sighs)

(Battle cries)

Just perfect. Trapped in an evil madman's lair,

and the only company I got is some soulless robo-scum.

Would a soulless scum-bot be able to do this?

Aaah! Get away from me with that voodoo!

How about some small talk? Uh, how's your family?

Like I'm gonna give my personal information

- to your robot database. - All right.

What about some party games? I spy with my little eye...

You spy? So the truth comes out...

How about I sit in the corner and give you some space?

I can't believe this! Help! Let me out!

We're screaming and hitting stuff?

(Screams)

So this is what it's come to. A prisoner in my own lair.

And to make things worse, I'm stuck with that knucklehead,

Noodles! I feel like such a fool.

Oh, don't worry. I do foolish things all the time.

Hey, we're twinsies!

(Grunt of dismay)

I can't believe it! These drums of hazardous waste are filthy!

According to my readings,

these barrels are full of radioactive Mootonium.

We should be fine as long as they stay at a cool temperature.

But just to be safe,

maybe we should move to the other side of the room?

(Panicked panting)

- Access denied. - Ugh!

We can figure out his password. What haven't we tried?

How about Eggman's favourite, I don't know, kind of music?

Easy. Dubstep Polka-core.

- Access denied. - Favourite colour?

- Clear. - How is that even... ?

Access denied.

Maybe this is the wrong way.

What does Eggman really care about?

Uh... moustache grooming, that sassy judge from TV

who takes no guff, your approval.

If he wanted that, he'd have a cool password like chili dog.

- Access granted. - Huh?

Touch�, Egghead. Now, let's turn off this lockdown.

Nah, nah, nah...

Eeny, meeny, miny...

I... think we just did something!

There appears to have been a malfunction.

Allow me.

Oh! Turn those off! I'm not gonna sit here in a blackout

getting stared down by some beady-eyed robot!

Oh, I get it.

You're gonna sneak up on me in the cloak of darkness!

Well, I'm not falling for it. Turn those lights back on!

An AC vent! Might that be our ticket to freedom?

Yeah. And I ain't paying no convenience fee this time.

Look around, Nickles.

Every failed invention and science project of my life

is in this room.

A can from my old tomato-sauce scheme,

the decapitated head of my Shrew-bot,

a dinosaur egg from when we went back in time.

Who could forget that classic adventure?

- Hey, what's this? - Is that... Is that Zippy?

My first robot! Wow, this takes me back!

I used to be so full of hope back then.

You know what I do when I start to feel down?

- No. What? - I have no idea.

I feel great all the time!

(Groaning)

Just... about... got it!

Aaah!

If we want to crawl through,

we must turn down the force of the air conditioning.

I'm all over it.

It's very simple. You switch off the red button,

readjust the level of the green knob to 16...

At the same time, you press...

Primitive, b eutfficient.

Did the air conditioning shut off?

I hope so. It was getting a little chilly in here.

While I do care about your comfort,

I'm more concerned about the radioactive mootonium

that need to stay cool so they won't explode.

(Frantic blowing)

I'm not sure if we should take a left or a right here.

I thought you said you knew this lair

- like the back of your hand! - Let's be honest.

Does anyone really know the back of their hand that well?

(Blowing)

(Groans)

You OK? Better take a break. I don't want you getting hurt.

(Laughs) Oh, what a silly little robot!

It can't even talk good like me do.

No, you dolt! Zippy's circuitry is so simple

he can only communicate through Morse code.

(Gasps) Wait a blip! I've got it!

While you do have a unique look,

I wouldn't say you have "it", per se.

Not that! Morse code!

We can use it to send messages to the other rooms.

And, come on, I have "it".

Now hand me that wrench!

(Tapping)

- Does anybody else hear that? - It's Morse code!

It's Dr Eggman. He says he's trapped in the storage room.

We'd better tell him about the unstable mootonium!

Oh, no! I forgot something during spring cleaning!

My 330 gallons of volatile radioactive ooze!

Gotta fix this lockdown

before the whole place blows sky high!

(Morse code)

Dr Eggman is sending directions on how to override security.

We need to relay it to the HQ room

on the other side of the lair!

"Listen closely, you shrill little..."

Oh! Best leave that part out.

"To turn off the lockdown, first you..."

(Tapping)

- What's that? - Sounds like Morse code.

"A catastrophe in the lair basement"?

(Sighs) Honestly, I'm a little rusty.

I haven't spoken Morse since I dated that telegraph machine.

- Details, Cubot! - We drifted apart.

Wanted different things.

Oh! You mean in the lair?

Oh, something about a dangerous substance about to exploge.

Exploge? What's exploge?

- You mean explode? - Ah! That makes more sense!

The lair's about to explode!

"To shut off the lockdown, find a grey slider on the console

and slide it down."

- "About half way." - Uh-oh!

(Screaming)

No, no, no! I said, "halfway down!"

Honestly, Nougats, why do they hurt me so?

(Urgent drumming)

And the final command is C161G! And then the doors open!

No, no, no, no!

I did everything you said! Why isn't it working?

Maybe you left the caps lock on?

Of course I didn't leave the caps lock on!

Oops. Found the problem. Completely un-caps lock related.

C161G.

(Explosion)

- (Groans) - Yeah!

You really helped save our butts in there, Orbie.

Of all the robotic abominations against nature,

you're the one I hate the least.

It's gone... everything I've ever built.

- Destroyed. - Not everything.

Zippy! Oh, thanks, Nuffles.

I really owe you one.

Anything you want, you got it.

Well, you could refund our service fees

on those Koalapalooza tickets.

Tell ya what. How about 4% off your next purchase?

- Not to be combined. - Done and done!

(Beeping)

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