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[grunts]

With the guys out of town, for their Dudatude concert,

we can finally have some quality girl time. See a movie,

-Go to the club. -Sharpen our bayonets.

Oil our bayonets, polish our bayonets...

Sticks, we don't have bayonets.

Oh yeah, Buy bayonets.

-Why do we need bayonets? -Our team's weakened by three.

And Eggman's still out there! We have to be prepared.

[car door shuts]

Have fun on your trip guys! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

I thought you said to have fun.

[AMY grumbles]

[car revs]

So who's got first guard duty shift?

We don't need guard duty Sticks.

We need is a plan to keep Eggman at bay.

Lucky for us, I just happen to own this homemade Sonic doll

which I keep for totally legitimate, definitely, non-creepy reasons.

[giggles]

[whistling]

[bush, squeak]

Oh!

If it isn't Sonic!

What's with the smug grin?

You got beef, Hedgehog? Then why don't you bring it to my grill?

Yeah, thats what I thought! You don't want none of this! Naa, naa.

Giving me the cold shoulder, huh?

You just started a war! You blue pin-cushion!

That should keep him occupied for a while.

So, how do you want to kick off our girls' weekend?

[thump, metallic sound]

Mud clump hurling!

Couldn't we do something a little less?

How to put this gently? Repugnant, uncouth, and boorish?

At least give it a try.

[AMY sighs]

[mud squelch]

[AMY squeals]

Sorry Sticks but dirt throwing isn't my cup of tea.

Thankfully, I know what is my cup of tea...

A cup of tea!

Why did you say that?

Remember before I said "I know something that is my cup of tea"...

I was finishing the thought.

But you said that like an hour ago.

Yeah but imagine you were an outside observer

just watching pieces of the conversation.

You see them too?!

[sting]

Let's just get back to knitting.

Definitely seeing some improvement.

But remember, you always knit the first row,

then change to a ribbing pattern.

Sorry, but this nursing home acy just ain't my bag.

I think I have an idea that'll satisfy both of us.

[relaxing flute]

[AMY sighs]

How you doing, Sticks?

Let me get this straight.

If I roll around in mud in the jungle, I'm a savage,

but if I pay $40 to soak in it here, I'm civilized?

-Exactly. -Works for me!

[bleeps]

SONIC: Amy please tell me you're having a miserable a time as I am.

Actaully Sticks and I are hag a relaxing spa weekend.

C'mon, I'm sure your trip isn't that bad.

OLD TIMER: Now over here is the official letter from the Book of Records,

asking me to stop contacting them.

I stand corrected.

Well, have fun on your vacation. Take lots of pictures.

OLD TIMER: No pictures!

[relaxed sigh]

Sonic's is out of town??

[drum roll]

[fake bird noises]

[clears throat] I said [bird noises]

Hey Sonic! It's me, your good frid enwith the two tails.

What's his name?

Check out these fly dance moves!

[music]

He had two hours to think of a distraction

and that's what he came up with?

[clickety footsteps]

Okay, Orbot. Your turn!

[bird noises]

Sonic! It is I, Tails!

Watch me hambone! [humming]

Oh for the love of--! [grunts]

[metallic sound]

[chuckles]

[screams]

[thud]

Charlie! I just overheard that Sonic,

Tails and Knuckles are out of town.

The village is ours for the taking!

As much as I'd love to unleash a reign of terror upon the village

that would be remembered for thousand generations,

I really need to get back to my excavation.

My mother was right about you.

You don't have the fortitude to stand up to anybody!

We'll see if she gets a holiday card this year.

-She will. -Yes, dear.

[music]

Time for the final showdown. CHAAARGE!

[blasts]

[laughs maniacally]

[blasts]

This is the greatest day of my life! Oh, wait.

I prepared something for this.

[blows]

When Sonic and I first locked eyes so many years ago,

it was hate at first sight.

And now, I stand here, my head full of hair--

Whoa! How long ago did I write this?

Boss?

That's not Sonic!

[gasp] It's all been a brilliant, elaborate ruse!

"Brilliant" might be a little generous. Don't you think?

That sneaky trickster is going to pay for his labyrinthine web of lies!

[relaxing music]

[AMY sighs]

[STICKS crunches]

EGGMAN: Sonic!

Come out, you conniving charlatan!

C'mon, I just got my fur done.

Looks like your decoy plan may have backfired.

Your decoy plan? Sticks and I set up the fake Sonic to distract you.

While the guys are out of town.

We wanted a weekend to ourselves.

I'm sure you understand.

I understand...

I understand, how pulverized you're gonna be!

Robots, attack!

[robot sounds]

[AMY strains, hammer smashes]

[STICKS effort]

[fight]

[motorbike]

STICKS: Aah!

How about we try some press-on nails?

You'll find they really draw attention away from your...

um, everything else.

[effort]

[metallic sounds, explosion]

[EGGMAN cracks, groans]

Toss me one of those fur extensions!

[effort]

Is this an all-in-one shampoo/conditioners?

That's gonna dry out my stache!

[grunts]

[villagers cheer]

[high five]

[thumping]

Back for more, Egghead?

It is I, Belinda!

[efforts]

[punch]

I've stood on the sidelines too long

watching that puddinghead Eggman

and my inept husband fail time and time again!

Now Mama B wants a piece of the action!

[screams and blasts]

[scream]

And don't think I forgot about you!

Must you always be so snarky?

I should be more like you,

a maniac in a mech suit firing lasers at everyone.

[laser blast]

What's the big idea?!

He didn't do nothing!

Actually, it's "he didn't do anything."

I know I can't be the only one who's sick of him.

And you!

I just don't like the look of you.

[laser blasts]

[BELINDA laughs]

Amy! No time to explain!

Tails, Knuckles, and I are in jail. We need you to bail us out!

[villagers scream]

Sonic, I'm really not in the mood for your practical jokes right now.

Sticks and I got our hands full. We'll talk later.

[sighs]

[efforts, blasts]

[struggle]

[efforts] STICKS: Aaah!

[hammer smashes]

This isn't working!

We gotta try something different.

[mud squelch]

Mud clump hurling!

[effort]

There's mud all over me that I didn't pay $40 for!

What am I, a savage?

I got a idea but I need to borrow a few things from your store.

If you have a problem with that give me a sign.

Great. Thanks!

Finish the row, then switch to a ribbing pattern!

[wool stretches]

[efforts, hammer]

[crash]

[villagers cheer]

[effort] BELINDA: Aaah!

Best girls weekend ever! YEAH!

[giggle]

What did I do wrong?

I was ruthless, cunning, merciless!

I'll just glad I can go home and take it out on my husband.

Surprise!

I know you're angry with me about not fighting those heroes for you

but I had a good reason.

I was excavating...

your anniversary gift!

[gasps]

If I know anything about women,

it's that every gal loves to get a new outfit,

that gives her the ability to fly and shoot deadly blasts from midair!

It's perfect!

This whole time I thought Eggman was going to be our number one problem,

but it turned out to be Belinda.

You never know what to expect around here.

Uh, don't mind me.

Just taking this back to my lair for, uh, research. [laughs]

[laser]

Looks like Hedgehog Village just got it's new power couple!

Happy anniversary, honey bunny.

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