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Grr!
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Go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go, go!
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(Pants)
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Woo hoo!
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Brain freeze!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Oh, what did I do
to deserve this?
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You guys! I got big news!
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You're getting married?
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What? No!
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Our band has been asked
to play a concert
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on the other side of the island!
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- Yeah!
- Woo hoo!
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Just one question.
We're in a band?
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Dude-itude, remember?
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We saved the women
of the village
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from becoming
mind-controlled zombies?
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We ended
Justin Beaver's musical career?
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There were crackers
in the green room.
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- Oh yeah!
- Right.
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How are we gonna get
our gear to the concert?
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The Dude-Mobile!
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Road trip!
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Have fun on your trip, guys!
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
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I thought you said to have fun.
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(Growls)
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Since we'll be in this car
for the next 15 hours,
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let's make some productive use
of our time.
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¶ Dude-itude's back y'all
We ain't wack, y'all ¶
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¶ We want you to hear us
way up at the back wall ¶
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¶ So drop your hands
and raise your feet ¶
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¶ 'Cause Dude-itude's droppin'
this phat beat ¶
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¶ We bring the rhythm,
the funk ¶
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¶ Gotta drum set in the trunk
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¶ A team of furry critters
with swag, panache, spunk ¶
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¶ Our guts
are full of chili dogs ¶
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¶ The van's in overdrive
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¶ You haven't seen a real band
until you've seen us live! ¶
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We are going to own
this concert.
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Nothing can stop us now!
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I need to stop now.
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According to this pamphlet,
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our route passes right by
the famous water tower
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shaped like a ketchup bottle!
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Famous? I never heard of it.
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It was prominently featured
in a deleted scene
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from Mutant Commando III.
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Fine. We can make one stop.
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(Exasperated Sigh)
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(Snoring)
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(Whistling)
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Welcome, folks,
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to the home of the World's
Largest Non-Rocking Chair!
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Oh, can I sit in it?
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Oh, heavens no.
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This chair's
for eye-sittin' only.
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(Groans)
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Amy, please tell me
you're having
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as miserable a time as I am.
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Actually, Sticks and I are
having a relaxing spa weekend.
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But come on, I'm sure your trip
isn't that bad.
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Now, over here is the official
letter from the Book of Records
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asking me
to stop contacting them.
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I stand corrected. Well,
have fun on your vacation.
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Take lots of pictures!
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No pictures!
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(Sighs)
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Look what I just bought
at the gift shop!
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A scaled-down replica
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of the World's Largest
Non-Rocking Chair!
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(Snoring)
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Ohh.
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Ugh, I can't take it anymore!
Tails, give me the wheel!
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Hey, hey! Give it back!
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- No!
- Come on! I got it!
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We are going straight through
to that concert. No more breaks,
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no more tourist traps,
no more stops!
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(Siren)
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Hey, what's the haps, Officer?
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You boys look to be
a long ways from home.
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We are! Our band's got a gig
on the other side of the island.
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We're Dude-itude.
Maybe you've heard of us?
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I don't listen to
the rock 'n' roll.
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We don't take kindly to trouble
makers round these parts,
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especially not some...
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blue-headed delinquent.
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You tell him, Officer!
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Ugh. Troublemaker? Delinquent?
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But I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
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I'm the quintessential
hero type!
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I'll be keeping my eye
on you three.
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Ah, not another speeding ticket.
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I'll fight it in court, but I
don't think they're gonna accept
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"gotta go fast"
as a medical condition.
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Knuckles,
you take the wheel for a bit.
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(Snoring)
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Which way do I go?
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Come on, universe.
Give me a sign.
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Message received.
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(Hooting owl)
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Whoa. Where are we?
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- Ahh!
- Ahh!
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(Screaming)
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Knuckles, what is this, uh,
fine gentleman doing in our van?
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You guys were asleep
and I needed company.
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Thankfully, this drifter looked
like he needed company too!
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So, uh, guy...
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what are you doing
out in these parts?
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Ugh,
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biding my time.
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We interrupt our regularly
scheduled broadcast of silence
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for this
important announcement:
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A maniac, the notorious Bike
Chain Bandit, is on the loose!
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Motorists should be
on the lookout
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for a large,
snaggletoothed opossum
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wearing a trench coat
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and carrying a duffel
full of bicycle chains.
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Uh, guys?
Can we have a team meeting?
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It's not about you.
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It's about
a totally different sociopath
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in the backseat
of a completely different van.
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That's a relief! I thought for
sure this guy was the maniac.
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(Growls)
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Sonic, you were wrong! He is
the maniac! Get him off me!
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Knuckles, move over.
I'm driving!
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Wha-- Are you pulling over?
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Safety first, Sonic.
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(Screaming)
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(Siren)
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Officer, back there...
The Bike Chain Bandit!
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I knew you punks
were up to no good.
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No, no, no.
You don't understand!
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I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Sonic the Hedgehog,
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you're under arrest.
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You get one phone call.
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Make it a good'un.
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Amy, no time to explain.
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Tails, Knuckles, and I
are in jail.
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We need you to bail us out!
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(Screaming)
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Sonic,
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I'm really not in the mood for
your practical jokes right now!
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Sticks and I got our hands full.
We'll talk later.
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Looks like you boys
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just won an overnight stay
at the grey-bar hotel.
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(Laughs)
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Oh good, I thought we were
gonna spend the night in jail.
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Well lookie what we got here...
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If it isn't Dreamboat Express!
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Big fan!
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Nowadays we go by--
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Yup, That's us,
Dreamboat Express!
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Can't believe
they locked you guys up too.
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The 5-0's been pointing
fingers at everybody
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thanks to
this Bike Chain Bandit.
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Soon as they heard about my
fledgling chain wallet business,
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forget about it.
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That's horrible!
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Chain wallets
haven't been cool for 15 years.
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We know what
the bandit looks like.
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We could catch him
and clear our names
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if we could get out of here.
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If you're half as good
at stopping bad guys
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as you are at singing
innocuous, nonthreatening music,
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then I'll help you bust out!
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Great! You create a distraction.
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Now all we need
is some kind of inconspicuous
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yet surprisingly
powerful magnet...
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I have
this industrial micro magnet
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that I keep hidden
on my person at all times.
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That'll have to do.
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Soup's on,
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inmates.
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I can't eat that.
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I demand a vegetarian meal
with a...
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what do ya call those things...
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vegetables!
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Hey! Get back here, slime balls!
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¶ Gotta go fast!
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¶ Gotta go too fast for you!
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¶ Now we're catching up to you
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¶ Rock 'n' roll is how we do
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¶ We're gonna do it!
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(Siren)
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¶ Don't you try to hide
from your past ¶
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¶ 'Cause Sonic and crew
are hot on your tail ¶
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¶ And we're closing in fast!
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There he is!
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¶ Closing in fast
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He's getting away!
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I got this!
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¶ Now we're catching up to you
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¶ And rock 'n' roll
is how we do ¶
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¶ We're gonna do it!
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¶ Ooh yeah!
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¶ Don't you try to
hide from your past ¶
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¶ 'Cause Sonic and crew
are hot on your tail ¶
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¶ And we're closing in fast!
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h!Ag
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¶ Gotta go fast
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¶ Gotta go too fast for you
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¶ Now we're catching up to you
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00:10:27,311 --> 00:10:29,878
¶ And rock 'n' roll
is how we do ¶
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¶ We're gonna do it!
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¶ Ooh yeah!
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¶ You gotta go fast!
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Glad you like chains.
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'Cause you'll be wearing them
for the next 15 to 20.
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I was wrong about you three.
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You're not just some
low-life hooligans.
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You're law-abiding hooligans!
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And you're free to go.
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Step on it, Tails!
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Maybe we can still make it
in time for...
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Uh, did we miss the concert?
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Nah, you're
an entire month early!
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(Laughs nervously)
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I guess I was so excited
about the concert,
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I didn't pay attention
to the date.
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On the plus side,
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the site of
the World's Oldest Rock
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is only two hours from here.
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(Growls)
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¶ Gotta go fast!
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