Original subtitles

Grr!

No! Stop! You're pure evil!

Why are you colouring my arms?

Aaah! (Sniffs) Oof! You need a bath... and a shower,

and to get outta my shack. What are you anyway?

(Growls)

Aaah! Oof!

Actually, it's a widabit,

an extremely rare and majestic species.

It doesn't seem so majestic to me.

Ooh! Is that slobber? That means she has chosen your shack

for her nesting ritual.

Now get out and don't return until she's finished!

Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?

I represent the Endangered Species Coalition.

They made me Chairman

so they could hold meetings at the library.

Really working that clout, huh?

Mr The Hedgehog, as Vice-Chairman of the ESC,

I need you to vacate the domicile until this creature

finds its true soul mate and completes the courtship ritual.

Argh!

It's been too long since we've had a slumber party!

Huh?

Ah!

Ooh, Sidekick Magazine! I wonder who's number two this month.

(Laughs)

Booya! (Chuckles)

So, how are things at the man cave?

You two must be having a blast.

Heck, yeah! I love destroying Tails

in Mutant Wrestling every night! Ain't that right?

Yeah. Huh!

Order up for... "Sanic"?

- I think you mean Sonic. - No, it says Sanic right here.

This may take a minute.

I can't take it any more! You guys gotta help me!

He's my best friend, but living with him's a nightmare!

Any idea how much longer the widabit

- is going to be at his shack? - Could be months.

You can't hurry love.

But maybe you can push it along.

Just a few tweaks

and the widabit call will be up and running.

- (Growl) - Sounds like Eggman

after Meh Burger's all-you-can-eat promotion.

(Growl)

They... don't seem to be hitting it off.

We can get these two together.

We just need to set the right mood.

(Low growling)

Ahem! Good evening, love birds.

Our special tonight is an herb-crusted tilapia

with mango chutney glaze, finished off

with a generous helping of gas-station nacho cheese.

Ew... yuck!

They're so ugly they deserve to be extinct!

And those widabits are pretty ugly, too. (Laughs)

Sonic and his friends won't know what hit them

when I put my diabolical plan in motion.

If you had just used scented candles, like I said...

They were scented! The package said "fresh air".

That's not a scent! What are you, some kind of rube, Sonic?

Don't blame the candles. How about the real issue,

your substandard violin playing?

Keep it down! You're upsetting this rare, delicate creature.

Now, let's give him a good shove.

Oh, are you happy now, Tails? We just lost our bachelor!

How can I be happy? Until we get rid of that thing,

I'm stuck with you trashing my place

and watching The Real Housewives of Gogoba Village!

Think living with you is a picnic?

Ever look up "neat freak" in the dictionary?

Because if you did, you'd find a series of words

that describe what a neat freak is, which also describe you!

Come quick! Eggman's going ballistic!

Argh!

You'll never stop my new, improved Ball Bots.

They're virtually indestructible!

I did say "virtually".

All right! An Eggman fight!

I've been looking to get out some aggression.

Foreign beast on the field. Don't worry, I got this.

By decree of the Endangered Species Coalition,

this is now a protected area.

You'll need to move your battle elsewhere.

Get bent, Beaver. I don't have to take orders from you!

It's an endangered species!

Let's just move over here and be out of its way.

- Well, I'm staying right here. - I'll be battling over here.

Grr! Ugh, fine!

Ready to be decimated, Sonic?

(Groans)

Why are we protecting this thing?

It clearly wants to be destroyed!

It keeps wandering in front of lasers!

The ESC now declares this a protected area.

Bureaucracy hurts small villainy!

If I never see a widabit again, it'll be too soon!

(Rumbling)

Looks like my attraction call might have worked too well

(Screaming)

Everyone, please remain calm!

Your screams of terror

are upsetting these serenely majestic creatures!

Aaah!

I thought you two said these things were endangered?

Actually, if there are more than 50,

they can be legally relocated to a new area,

such as a farm, glue factory, or nature preserve.

And Sonic could move back into his shack!

Ah, crud. Including the female, I can only count 49.

Don't feel bad, Sonic. That's higher than I can count.

There's gotta be another widabit somewhere out there,

but how do we find it?

These things got a pretty pungent musk.

My expert schnozzola should be able to track one down.

Oof! Something rank up ahead.

Either we're getting closer to a widabit

or we're passing Gogoba Village.

(Sniffs)

We gotta find a 50th widabit. I can't keep living with Tails.

Every day, he writes out chores to do on a "chore board".

He's never assigned any to me, but still, it's an eyesore.

Sonic's driving me bonkers. He can't tell the difference

between a stationary laser reflector

and a multifaceted laser refractor!

Ha, ha, ha! Yeah. Words.

(Sniffs)

Sweet merciful landfills! What is that awful smell?

It's number 50.

Go ahead, Tails. Go get him.

I prefer my lunch to stay in my stomach,

thank you very much.

- How else will we get him back? - Figure it out yourself.

I'm done doing your work!

Whaddya say we let these two sort this out?

You'll have to speak up! My nose is pinched!

(Sighs)

You're being a real doughnut hole, Tails!

You're the doughnut hole, doughnut hole!

(Chuckle)

I guess we're both kinda doughnut holes.

Maybe best friends don't have to be best roommates.

Maybe not. Put 'er there?

OK, too long. Getting weird.

Let's move this beast. Shame we don't have your widabit call.

That's it! I could load up the sound to my communicator!

(Growl)

Move it or lose it, people!

Phew! Aaah!

(Romantic music springs up)

We did it! True love conquers all, right, Sonic?

Yeah, sure. Whatever. Now there's 50 of 'em,

I can have my shack back

and we can haul these guys off to a nature preserve.

And we'll get right on that,

as soon as those two love birds finish their courting ritual.

- How long will that take? - About a week.

- What? - Looks like

you two are still roommates!

I think you mean "you three".

I've been living under your porch.

You can't live under my porch.

I'll take that as an invitation to move into the house!

I know a couple of opossums who'll be sorry to see me go,

but it's worth it. Let's go home, roomies!

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