Original subtitles

Grr!

Once in a great while, a technology comes along

that is so ground-breaking, so revolutionary...

Isn't that your build-it-box?

With one crucial improvement!

Whoa! That's Ms Tomatopotamus,

the game that shattered gender archetypes

by putting a little red bow on the pre-existing design!

What's she doing on your screen?

With this upgrade to the build-it-box,

I'm able to materialise

three-dimensional manifestations of characters.

There is a certain princess in a castle I'd like to meet.

- Grr! - You're cute, you know,

for a pudgy little crime against nature.

Smaller than I expected.

I set a file-size throttle on the machine.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

Come here!

Got her! Got her! Over here!

Oh, the gang got a little pet hippo this week.

What a fun adventure!

That has nothing to do with me. Time to change this narrative.

Grr!

If Eggman thinks this narrative is about him,

he's got another think coming. Retro, Beta,

are you thinking what I am thinking?

Uh... Square pixels make us look fat?

No!

(Cries and commotion)

That fox's invention

is our chance to finally escape this virtual prison

and infect the real world!

(Cries and commotion)

Whoa!

Got her! Got her! Ugh!

Huh! Guess all she needed was a little love.

I was voted "Sensitive Soul of the Month"

by Hulking Brute Magazine.

(Alarm signal)

Sonic! Eggman's attacking the village!

Who wants to see a battle when they could watch a small animal

peacefully sleep on someone's lap?

Aaah!

Sorry, can't leave the Village hanging,

no matter how cute Ms Tomatopotamus is.

Launch the procedure!

Now, time to conquer the world!

(Evil laugh)

Wait, what the... ?

No!

You're a lot shorter than I expected, boss.

You ever notice how people you meet online

- always look different IRL? - That fox must've put

a sizing throttle on his machine.

If we reach that laptop,

we can disable it and scale us up to normal.

- All the way over there? - It's just a few feet.

How long could it possibly take?

(Theme from Lawrence of Arabia)

What's the use of spying on Sonic

if I can't get something out of it

aside from feeling part of his life

- and filling my emotional void? - We're here for you, boss!

Don't rub it in!

All right. With that distraction out of the way,

we can get back to our main obstacle this week,

that adorable hippo thing!

(Cries of fear)

(Laughter)

(Panting)

Miaow!

Oh, no! He's got a guard kitten!

(Screaming)

It's more ferocious than any foe we've ever encountered!

Follow my lead, you digitized dimwits!

All right, enough yutzin' around. Gimme a boost!

All right, come on. Almost there.

Gotta do this. All right, now your turn.

Get off my face. Ow! That's my ear, boss.

Is this a workshop or a petting zoo?

Now you will do my bidding!

(Thuds and groans)

OK, I think I've got it figured it out!

Hey, we look different. Have I been working out?

(Cheering)

Hey! Only paying customers are allowed to destroy those plates.

- A little help? - Something has malfunctioned!

Better get back to my workshop!

- Something fishy's going on. - All right, I confess.

I hid a dozen sea bass under your floorboards.

Wondered when you'd notice.

That explains the animal problem.

Go on! Git!

But what I meant was my laptop and build-it-box are missing!

I'll check my security cam.

You mean you've been spying on us the whole time?

What about my right to privacy?

Much better.

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

Ew! Ah, whatever.

Oh!

- Who are those guys? - Usually,

when weirdoes show up in town, there's one guy behind it.

- Old Monkey! - No. Eggman!

Tails, Knuckles, pay the good doctor a visit!

Sticks, Amy and I will track down those build-it-box thieves.

I'll start by destroying the Village,

and then the cities,

and then I'll eradicate the rest of this "balanced insanity."

And all with a little help from...

- Your best friends? - No, you 8-bit imbecile!

I was talking about that furbag's build-it-box!

Yeah, that's what I meant too.

Not so fast Egg -

- Uh, horn-head! - Who dares oppose Nominatus,

viral sensation and destructor of worlds?

Viral sensation? You mean like that cute sneezing panda?

Or all those weird pictures of me?

Or... I don't know, what do they have on the Internet?

A dancing hamster with a pizza head?

Enough!

You non-digital life forms are powerless against me!

Thankfully, we've got some digital help!

Behold! My Caterpixels!

You'll never get away with this!

Oh! "Caterpixels." That's actually pretty clever.

What? I like wearing comfortable clothes when I work.

Can't be unseen.

Spill it, Egg-breath!

Why did you send those goons to burgle me?

- What are you talking about? - Don't play dumb with us!

Yeah, that's my job! Show him the footage, T-Dawg.

That's the no-good cyber clown who betrayed me

and took over my lair last year! We gotta stop him!

But first lemme put on some pants.

Eh, pants are overrated.

Ow! Digital minions are tough to destroy.

Anyone out there know a good cheat code?

What should I materialise next?

If we don't stop him soon,

he'll have an army of formerly digital minions.

There's only room for one supervillain in this town!

I couldn't agree more, Eggman!

As soon as I press this button,

I'll unleash a flurry of more digital minions,

the likes of which you've never... Ah!

Ah, crud.

Little advice. Save your victorious boasts

for after the execution of your evil scheme.

Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

I ain't going back behind no firewalls.

Let's blow this joint!

No! I've been throttled!

You can impose data caps on me, but where do they end?

- It's a slippery slope. - A slippery slope!

(Grunts)

Looks like you're coming home with me.

And you're coming home with me.

But you don't have a home.

Yours smells like rotting fish! So there!

I'll be back and my vengeance shall be swift and terrible!

(Sing-songy) Feeding time!

Oh!

For prison food, this ain't so bad.

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