Original subtitles

Grr!

All right, I've got something very special to share with you.

Please be ice cream. Please be ice cream.

Introducing my latest invention!

(Groan)

So help me, Tails, that better be an ice-cream maker.

(Honking)

Minions, attack!

Perfect timing! Behold!

The cutting edge of defensive technology.

I call it The Village-Fortifying

Electromagnetic Protective Hemisphere!

- Meh... - I mean, uh... Dome-pocalypse?

- Yeah! - Right!

What is this? Some sort of Village-Fortifying

Protective Hemisphere?

No! It's Dome-pocalypse!

Oh, good name. But it won't stop me!

And by "me" I mean Obliterator Bot.

Aaah!

(Cheering)

Thanks to Dome-pocalypse, the village threat level

has now been lowered from "certain doom"

to "probable doom."

For that, we award Tails this Trophy of Valour.

(Cheering)

Is this trophy from a youth basketball league?

- Sorry, kid, it's all we had. - Thank you.

Our Village is now free of Eggman's tyranny.

My foolproof Dome-pocalypse

has neutralised all air attacks forever!

- Hurray for Tails! - We're finally safe!

I was told there'd be pie.

(Thundering)

(Screaming)

Aaah!

But... but... it was foolproof!

It can't be foolproof. I got past it.

Crud! That came out wrong.

Tails, we have to shut down the dome! It's helping Eggman!

I can't get to it! Knuckles, shut it down!

I'm starting to feel like you guys don't want me around.

Well, fine. Maybe I'll go!

Of my own volition, of course. Completely my idea.

Because Dome-pocalypse was a total disaster,

I hereby revoke Tails' Trophy of Valour.

- Gimme that! - Boo!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ease up, everybody.

We can't expect Tails to think of every possible outcome.

- He's only one guy. - Thanks, Sonic.

But they're right. It is all my fault.

It never occurred to me Eggman might attack from underground.

For realising it's all his fault

and because his name's already on the placard,

I hereby award Tails this Trophy of Shame!

(Cheering)

Sonic's right. I can't think of every possible outcome,

because I am only one guy.

But if I could split myself into five,

I could form a brain trust of super-scientists!

I don't care. So, you gonna buy a set of encyclopedias or what?

Mmm-mmm.

OK, brain trust, what do we do now?

- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Yes?

- I don't know. - (Giggles) You're dumb.

- Am not! - Hey!

This wall tastes like dirt.

Sonic, wanna see my new invention?

Tails, that's not an invention.

That's bottle caps stuck to a gum wrapper.

You seem off today, buddy.

Maybe you need food. I'll run and get you a Meh Burger.

Tails? How did you get here so fast?

Well, since you've eaten, meet ya back at my place?

Tails?

Oh, good. Help me hang this picture.

- I like helping. - Grr!

Hey, Tails! Wanna play volleyball?

- Why? - Because I wanna play!

- Why? - I don't know!

- Why? - Argh!

OK, on the count of three. Three, two, one... go!

Oh! Why didn't you do it?

- You didn't say "Simon says". - We're not playing Simon Says.

- Then who is? - I don't know.

We better find out before we miss all the fun.

Simon says.

Listen, buddy, you've been acting a bit weird.

You need some rest.

Let's get you to bed.

Stop asking me "why?".

- Why? - Aaah!

Simon's gotta be around here somewhere.

Oh, hey, Tails. Hey, Tails. Hey, Tails.

Knuckles, anything seem odd to you?

I'm starting to think there might be more than one Tails.

(Gasp)

Why?

Tails must've used this to split himself.

That guy's a genius. I'd sure like to meet him someday.

I guess each one only has one fifth of his brain power.

That explains why they're all so dumb!

They seem pretty smart to me!

Let's get 'em into this thing so we can put him back together.

(Whistles) Here, Tails! Come on. Come on, boy.

Look at the ball. Go get it!

(Chuckling)

- That coulda gone better. - (Giggling)

Aaah!

(Laughs)

(Whistles) You guys wanna see a cheese puff

that looks like the Mayor?

I'll keep them busy.

You find that cheese puff that looks like the Mayor.

(Sings "O sole mio")

- Do you have pudding? - (Shrieks)

What are you doing here? Trying to sneak attack me?

- Why would I attack you? - 'Cause that's what enemies do,

- a-doy! - "A-doy!" (Laughs)

You're funny. Wanna be friends?

Friends, huh? What about Sonic?

- Who? - That's the spirit!

Disloyalty is a trait I admire in a toady.

Welcome to Team Eggman.

First order of business, get me a towel!

- Where's the towel? - What towel?

The towel I asked you for! Get to it!

- I found pudding! - No, not pudding!

A towel!

Is this a towel?

What am I supposed to cover with that? Are you making fun of me?

Ah, forget this! I'll do it myself.

- Aaah! - "A-doy!"

We're missing five. If we don't find 'em,

we'll never get Tails back.

Hey, losers. My lair's infested with half-wit foxes.

I'm a supervillain, not a baby-sitting service.

Why would the Tailses go to Eggman's lair?

Apparently because I have pudding or at least I used to.

Knuckles, make sure these guys don't go anywhere.

I'll do what I can, but that cheese puff fiasco hurt my cred.

(Laughing)

Oh, c'mon! Do I come to your place and destroy stuff?

Oh, wait, bad example. I do that every chance I get.

All right, let's blow this clambake.

Duck... Duck... Goose!

(Laughter)

Have fun! It'll take weeks

to get the smell out of my Eggmobile.

Wait. We don't know how to put Tails back together.

We don't know how to work his machine.

Fine! I'll take a look.

But only so as not to find a Tails in my bathtub tomorrow.

Again.

Interesting. Did you try switching it to reverse?

Hey, you're the tech whiz, not us.

Let's get these guys inside. Come on, boy!

I'm gonna miss being smarter than you, Tails.

I'm gonna miss being smarter than you, Knuckles.

Yeah.

Whoa! That was not smart.

Ha! He's still not smart! Put him back in!

No, I mean it wasn't smart of me to think that all I needed

were copies of me, when what I really needed was my friends.

Actually, you needed me.

Your friends just made things worse. I better be going.

Gotta make a pudding run,

because someone bogarted my whole supply.

- I'm so mad at you, Tails! - Why?

Argh!

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