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Grr!
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I still can't believe they asked
you to speak at Career Day.
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Why didn't they ask you to speak
at Snide Comment Day?
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Great to be here at...
Career Day? Ugh!
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Being a comedian is great!
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I get to travel
all over the island,
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rub elbows
with the cultural �lite,
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and get my face on lunch boxes.
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Of course,
I haven't seen a dime on them.
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Remember kids,
don't negotiate your own deals.
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Have you considered a career
in the postal arts?
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My advice for Career Day
is "Don't work at all".
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Simply descend from a long line
of wealthy aristocrats.
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I'm surprised more of you
peasants don't try it.
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He had us cornered.
All hope was lost.
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That's when I leapt off the wall
with a 360 flip,
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drop-kicked his robot minions,
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and spin-dashed Eggman's
Bash-O-Bot.
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(Cheering)
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Oh, boy!
There he is, Sonic the Hedgehog!
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Aren't you a bit old
for Career Day?
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I'm not a student.
I just wanted to meet you.
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Mark the Tapir.
Hi. I'm your biggest fan.
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- OK, that's enough handshaking.
- (Nervous laugh) Yeah. Right.
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Sorry. Hey, seeing that
your hand is now free,
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- can I get your autograph?
- Sure. Got any paper?
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Ugh! You forgot the paper.
Stupid! Stupid!
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It's OK, really.
Maybe next time.
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Yeah, "next time".
I'll see ya real soon, Sonic.
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What?
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Told you I'd see ya real soon.
Isn't that funny?
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Hey, wanna sit with me?
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Um... I was gonna
sit with my buds.
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I totally understand.
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(Loud scraping noise)
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Gang, this is Mark the Tapir,
my biggest fan.
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Mark, this is the gang.
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I can't believe I'm having lunch
with Sonic the Hedgehog.
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We even ordered
the exact same meal,
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chili dog, fries,
and a grape soda.
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- I got an orange soda.
- This is all wrong!
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Your friend's a little...
intense.
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It's clear he has
an unhealthy attachment to you.
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- And you should know.
- Grr!
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Because you took
that psychology class.
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He's just a fan.
I've got dozens of 'em.
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Though he's the first one
who doesn't criticise all I do.
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Huh! If anyone deserves a fan,
it's me.
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Look at this!
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Orange soda.
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(Plates break)
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Just like you, Sonic.
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Actually,
we just finished eating.
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Oh, yeah, me too, me too.
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Great having lunch with you.
Maybe next time
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I can bake you a pie
at my cabin.
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Door's always open.
Except when it's locked.
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Then nobody gets in... or out.
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Well, bye!
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See? Nice guy.
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Man, this line's taking forever.
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Oh, hey, Sonic!
Why are you standing in line?
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You're way too important
to waste your time
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waiting alongside
the, ahem, unwashed masses.
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- (They gasp)
- You need a personal assistant.
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I can take care of
all the mundane grunt work,
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leaving you free to do the kind
of heroic stuff heroes do.
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OK. You're hired!
First order of business,
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you mundanely stand in line
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while I heroically
get a chili dog.
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Outta the way!
Package from someone who matters
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coming through!
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I'd like to mail this package.
It's for Sonic. The Hedgehog.
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I'm his personal assistant.
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You'll have to buy
one more stamp.
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This is my first job for him
and I messed it up.
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- I mess everything up!
- Hey, Mark!
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He's coming.
Pretend nothing's wrong.
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- Nothing is wrong.
- Nice try.
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But you need to be
much more convincing.
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- Did you mail the package?
- Sonic! Uh... a little snafu.
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Your package needs
another stamp.
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No prob. I'll go eat my chili
dog. You finish up here.
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Phew! That was close.
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- All taken care of, boss!
- Mark,
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I got a feeling it's the start
of a wonderful assistantship.
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That is so you.
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It's almost done.
I just gotta finish the arms.
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OK, you got this champ.
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Just need to replenish
those electrolytes.
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What about me?
Do I get electrolytes?
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I should have electrolytes.
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Now, as for strategy, might I
suggest an inverted spin dash,
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and focus your attacks
on his vulnerable hamstrings.
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Nice.
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Gah!
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My vulnerable hamstrings!
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- Great job!
- Any time.
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BOTH: Ha, ha! Yeah!
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Oh, yeah! Oh, you sir,
are an artist with your elbow.
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Hey, Sonic,
we got tickets to see
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Captain Garbage III -
Secret of the Garbage.
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- Wanna come with?
- It's meant to answer
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all the questions
from Captain Garbage II.
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Finally! I'm in!
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Wait! I'm supposed to interview
you tonight for your memoirs.
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- We'll do it another time.
- But, but,
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we should at least
finalise the cover!
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They can go on ahead. I'll give
you a lift after we're done.
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I'll meet you at the theatre.
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We've been spending
a lot of time together.
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- Take the rest of the day off.
- No way.
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I want to spend
all my time with you!
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And I know just how to do it.
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(Screaming)
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(Groaning)
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We were in a terrible accident
that wasn't intentional
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because it was an accident.
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I'm nursing you back to health.
Open up.
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Choo choo!
Here comes the spoon of soup.
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- Shouldn't I see a doctor?
- Oh, aren't we cross today?
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Maybe some pie will sweeten
your mood. Choo choo!
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Here comes the pie.
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(Sniffs) Who'd have thought the
secret of the garbage was love?
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I can't believe Sonic missed it.
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And he's not answering.
Maybe Mark knows where he is.
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Let's act out
my Sonic fan fiction.
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I'll pick something
family friendly.
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No, not that one.
Oh, definitely not that one.
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Oh, here we go!
I'll play the role of Sonic.
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- You can be Tails.
- (Groans)
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Uh, wouldn't it make more sense
if I was Sonic?
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Quiet, Tails!
Ahem. Look it's Eggman.
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I shall sunder his evil plans
with swift alacrity!
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- I'd never say that.
- No, you wouldn't, Tails.
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- (Ding)
- Ooh, my pies are done.
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- What was that?
- No, no, no, no.
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The last picture
always faces northeast.
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This is facing north northeast.
You tried to escape!
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Escape? No, no, no.
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I was searching for more
of that fan fiction of yours.
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- Ooh! SonAmy. Spicy!
- I don't really care for that,
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but it seems to be obligatory
in the genre.
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Well, time for more pie.
But since you've been naughty,
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you'll have to eat it off of one
of my collectable plates.
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But collectable plates
aren't food safe!
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They're aren't food safe!
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Are you sure
this is Mark's place?
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I don't know. Call it a hunch.
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- Do you know where Sonic is?
- Hmm. Sonic, Sonic, Sonic...
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Uh, blue guy, runs fast?
Nope. Haven't seen him.
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(Muffled yells)
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That's my Sonic Muffled Scream
oven timer! Gotta go!
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We gotta get into that cabin.
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- What's going on?
- Quiet, Tails!
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You were all injured by
a cleverly designed booby trap
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that I had nothing to do with.
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But don't worry, I'm here
to take care of you now.
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- (Ding)
- Ooh, more pie
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for my new friends.
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Sorry for not trusting you about
him. We need to take him out.
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00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,417
But we're all injured
and stuck in these body casts.
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00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:06,068
True, but there's only
one of him and four of us.
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You're going down, Mark.
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Whoa!
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Oh, no! My fragile, broken...
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Wait a minute. My legs are fine!
Oh, come on!
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You always overdo it
with the sports tape.
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I can't believe I'm being
defeated by Sonic the Hedgehog.
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This is the greatest day
of my life!
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Mark, if it's not already clear,
you're fired.
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- Man, that was a nightmare.
- At least I learned
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to keep a healthy relationship
with my fans.
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Can I have your autograph,
mister?
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(Screams)
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(Laughter)
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