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Grr!
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I'm sure
there's a logical explanation.
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Someone is stealing all
the water to sell it back to us!
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I'm onto you,
you greedy, draconian overlords!
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You will rue this day!
And the next few days!
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And eventually forever!
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So the water's been
goin' on and off all day.
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Have you seen this?
Heard about this?
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Hope the water department
is doing something worthwhile,
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like rerouting it
to Dr Eggman's bathtub! Ha!
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- (Chuckling)
- I need to see the news!
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It's the story everyone has been
changing the channel to see.
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The grand opening
of the giant scissor factory.
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It is my honour to welcome
the giant scissor factory
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- to our village.
- (Cheering)
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Let's see, here.
This may take a while, folks...
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Why didn't they talk about
the water crisis?
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Maybe it's just
a plumbing issue.
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Anything's possible, which is
why I choose to believe
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it's an evil government plot!
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Our elected officials
are here to help us.
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They're smart,
hard-working public servants
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with a passion for helping
the common man.
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Steady... One wrong move
and no discount corn for me.
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If only I had
a smaller pair of scissors.
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- The people demand the truth!
- And I demand bargains!
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Forget about the coupons and pay
attention to the water crisis!
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It says buy two, get one free.
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Does that mean
one of the two is free,
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or do I end up
with three altogether?
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I should've known Amy was
setting up a Gilligan flip!
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- I'm gonna find...
- No, no!
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Don't do another Gilligan flip!
Those are really painful!
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..a crusading journalist
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to blow the lid off
of this water scheme!
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(Screams)
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- Mmm-hmm.
- I've an important news story!
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The water supply
is being stolen!
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Interesting. So, why come to me?
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Because you're a journalist!
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And as a journalist,
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you're supposed
to expose the truth,
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be the voice of the people
and do what's right!
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- And you might get an award.
- An award, huh?
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That'll show my father.
All right, I'll do it!
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As soon as I finish
this sandwich.
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It's the question we've all
been wanting to ask the mayor.
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How are those puppies
he adopted?
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He's doing another fluff piece!
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They're so adorable,
you know. Except for this one.
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You know what you did.
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This is what happens
when society expects nothing
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of its journalists! The people
must be told what's going on,
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even if I have to broadcast
the news myself!
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Hear, ye! Hear, ye!
Beware, good townsfolk.
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Our water supply
diminishes as I speak!
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Becoming a town crier isn't
the best way to fight the media.
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You should try something
more high-tech.
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Technology is the enemy!
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But maybe the enemy of my enemy
is my friend.
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Or is the enemy of my enemy
my double enemy?
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Either way, time to fight
fire with fire. Or double fire.
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Thanks for helping me get
my pirate radio station going.
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Sticks and technology,
sittin' in a tree,
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I-N-T-E-R-F-A-C-I-N-G.
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It's not my first choice.
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But sometimes you gotta
compromise to get the truth out.
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That's pretty well reasoned.
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Sure you don't wanna add
a time-travelling banana
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- told you to do it?
- No.
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Huh. Go figure.
We go live in three, two, one...
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This is Sticks the Badger,
and I shall bring you the truth!
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The truth, the truth, the truth!
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Actually,
I can't handle the truth.
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Wake up, people!
Our water is disappearing
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and don't expect the media
to tell you,
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'cause they're in the pocket
of big business!
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We must ask ourselves,
who stands to gain?
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In this case,
the answer is Eggman.
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Let's take a caller.
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Dr Eggman's schemes
aren't fiscally motivated.
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They're barely motivated,
period.
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- Haven't you seen this show?
- You know what? I'll prove it.
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By this time tomorrow,
you'll all believe me.
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Sticks over and out!
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We need proof
of what Eggman's up to.
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But we gotta catch him
by surprise.
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When we jump,
remember to catch me.
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That's a crucial
part of the plan.
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We never discussed that!
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Get footage!
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This is Sticks, and I've jumped
out of an aeroplane
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to prove to you all
that I'm not crazy!
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This water-siphoning scheme
will make me millions!
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Unless I get caught red-handed.
That'd be a publicity nightmare.
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The shareholders
would throw a fit!
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- Aha! Busted!
- My new year's resolution
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should be
to stop announcing my plans.
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I told you Eggman
was stealing our water!
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Actually, I told them.
But that's on me.
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I'm gonna build an evil-plan
announcement filter that will...
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Argh!
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This water-siphoning scheme
will make me millions!
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I bet now you people
are listening to me!
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Argh! Stop listening to me!
Oh, right. We have a caller.
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At first, I had no reason
to believe that Dr Eggman
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would be up to no good.
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But now that it's being yelled
at me by someone who's outraged,
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- I'm outraged!
- Ow!
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I should've
listened to her sooner.
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And I should've
ordered the soup.
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Oh, why do I always make
the wrong choices in life?
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Sticks, over and out!
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The only thing being siphoned
faster than the water
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- is our ratings!
- I'm telling you, Dixon,
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"real news" is "in."
Just like "quote fingers."
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I have a half-baked idea.
Let's fire Soar and replace him
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with this Sticks character.
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- Sticks!
- Aaah!
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No need to get up.
I'm Dixon, from the network.
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We love what you're doing
and want to offer you
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your own television show!
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I'll never join you.
Because you're the man, man!
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00:07:03,847 --> 00:07:07,815
But moving from radio to TV
will increase your audience.
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More people
will hear your message!
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More people
will hear the truth!
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I don't know. This stranger
is making me uncomfortable.
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Well, you did say,
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"Sometimes you gotta
compromise your principles
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to get the truth out."
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This is Sticks the Badger,
live at the mayor's office.
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I'll find out what he knew
about the water scandal
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and when he knew it.
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What do you have to say
for yourself?
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I don't feel well.
I ate too much corn.
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You made the mayor
look like a fool
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and destroyed all faith
in our government.
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And the viewers
are eating it up! Great work!
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Ratings are "through the roof!"
Not literally.
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That's why I did "this."
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Your show couldn't be better.
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We just have a couple of notes
to make it better.
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- Notes?
- Nothing major.
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We just thought, now you've
destroyed faith in government,
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maybe you can do a "happy" story
to cheer everyone up again.
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I don't really do "happy".
And we agreed to tell the truth!
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Hey!
Sometimes people are happy!
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- That's the truth!
- I just don't want to sell out.
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You're not selling out!
You're being a "team player".
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I don't know.
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As a great broadcaster
once said,
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"Sometimes you gotta compromise
your principles
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to get the truth out."
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I'm back at the mayor's office,
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where his puppies
just had puppies.
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They must've laid eggs, because
now there's three times as many!
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OK, I debased myself
and did a happy story.
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Now I wanna go back
to investigating Eggman.
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No problem. Just one "problem".
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Eggman Industries
is your new sponsor.
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But he's a villain!
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You don't need to do
anything "different".
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You just have to do it
with this hat.
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We're live on the scene
of a terrible accident.
165
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Oh, it's not that bad.
166
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,095
You'd be surprised
how often this happens to me.
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Go on, exploit my misfortune.
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Nice hat, by the way.
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I can't do this!
I've compromised my principles
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to the point
that they've become meaningless!
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I can't be trusted.
I'm the man, man!
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- She sold out! Get her!
- But I did it to help you!
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I don't need help.
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Help!
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- We have to blame someone.
- No!
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We all have a responsibility
to find the truth for ourselves!
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You shouldn't just do
what someone from the TV
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- tells you to do.
- So what should we do?
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- Fight the power!
- (War cries)
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Everybody chill!
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Oh, that was easier
than I thought.
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(Screaming)
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00:10:04,617 --> 00:10:08,585
Behold! The Mega Microwave
Water Vaporizer!
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Watch in terror
as your beloved water
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is vaporized by microwaves!
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It needs to be hovering
above the ocean to work,
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but I wanted
to show it to you first.
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- I did it again!
- This is your worst plan yet.
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Really? You think so?
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I meant worst
as in worst conceived.
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Stop trying to take our water!
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No! Water isn't a public right.
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It should be privatised
and sold by someone smarter,
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richer and handsomer
than all of you.
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Sorry, Eggy,
we're gonna stop you.
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No. We are! Get him!
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(Battle cries)
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I should have built
better defences into that thing.
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That'll be my new
new year's resolution.
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Sticks, you got the truth
out there, fought the power,
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and brought about change!
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00:11:01,191 --> 00:11:02,924
What do you want to say
to your fans?
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- I quit!
- Really?
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00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:08,309
You're quitting?
I can get my old job back?
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00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:12,190
I hope when you do, you realise
how powerful the truth can be.
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You're right. I'll never waste
that power again.
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00:11:16,355 --> 00:11:18,956
It's been one day
since the puppies' puppies
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gave birth
to puppy grandpuppies!
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(Slurps)
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