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Grrr!
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Breaking news!
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An epidemic is spreading
across the globe.
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Beaver Fever!
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I'm not talking about
an actual disease, of course.
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I'm colourfully describing
the mania
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surrounding teen
singing sensation Justin Beaver.
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Girls everywhere are going gaga
for this teen heart-throb.
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They can't get enough of him.
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And suddenly Dad the anchor-bird
isn't cool any more.
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Maybe Justin Beaver will
foot the bill for private school
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instead of buying
those golf clubs he wanted.
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Just what this world needs.
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Another cookie-cutter pop star
force-fed to us by the man.
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You're right,
this Beaver Fever thing
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is clearly a marketing ploy
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to sell sub-standard music
to gullible teenage girls.
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Who could possibly fall for it?
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Isn't Justin great?
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When I heard his first song,
"Girl, I Like You",
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I wasn't sure if Justin was
actually talking about me.
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But then
his next song was titled
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"Yes, I'm Actually
Talking About You"
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and I totally freaked out!
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How can you allow yourself
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to become a pawn
of the corporate fat cats?
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Before you judge,
just listen to one track.
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I don't want to over-hype it,
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but he's the greatest
entertainer who ever lived!
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? Girl, it's time I told you
'bout my serious condition ?
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[groans]
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? I can't stop thinking about you,
I had to call a physician ?
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[music off]
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Ugh! That was terrible.
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I finally have a soundtrack
for my nightmares.
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I... love it!
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I knew I could rely on Sticks
to be the voice of reason.
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We're through
the looking glass here.
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White is black
and black is white.
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Wait till you hear the rest!
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[both giggle]
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Sticks, we still on
for rock climbing?
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Uh, sure, whatever.
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[giggling]
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Hello? Sticks? You ready to go?
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What happened in here?
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I turned my burrow into a
totes adorbs tribute to Justin.
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Oh, is that
what's going on here?
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Sticks! Sticks! Sticks!
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You are not gonna believe it.
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Justin Beaver is in town
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and he's doing a signing
at the music shop right now!
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[shrieks]
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And he's performing a concert
at Village Centre this weekend!
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[both shriek]
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You really need
to stop doing that.
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What should we wear?
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I'm thinking of wearing
the one outfit I own.
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- Me too.
- [both shriek]
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I can understand Amy
fan-girling out, but Sticks?
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There's something fishy
about this Beaver Fever.
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We need to investigate.
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I hope you ladies are ready,
because here he is.
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The boy
who'd sweep you off your feet
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if he didn't have
such tiny little arms.
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Your favourite global pop
phenomenon, Justin Beaver!
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[all shriek]
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You're the only fan
I care about.
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You're the only fan
I care about.
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You're the only fan
I care about.
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Be my baby! Ohh!
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Just step over her.
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We're not selling
enough merch. Turn it up.
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- [sighs]
- ? Yo, yo ?
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? My doc warns me
you're like cholesterol ?
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? But, baby, I know
that you're the best of all ?
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? Take heed of my jingle,
you make my left arm tingle... ?
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Whatever's going on,
that guy's behind it.
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Music industry professionals
only.
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Don't worry, I got this.
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[blows tunelessly]
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How are we gonna convince
this guy we're in the music biz?
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I know just what to do...
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...we'll form
our very own boy band.
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Did you have to bring us down
here to finish that sentence?
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A boy band?
We'll lose our street cred.
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What about our machismo?
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Mmm... cheese-mo.
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I know, but to find out
what's going on with the girls
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we're going to have to man up.
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And by "man up" you mean
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rehearse a choreographed dance
routine in sequined outfits?
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Exactly. It'll take a lot of
work so we'd better get started.
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[funky dance music]
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- Easier than I thought.
- We just have to pick a name.
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We've still got
a little montage time left.
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Knuckles! Stop tearing pages
off that calendar.
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- OK, fine.
- We need to think of names.
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I was saving this name
for if I ever formed a band,
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but how about... Dude-itude?
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Too awesome-sounding. It needs
to be soft and inoffensive.
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- Something like...
- Dreamboat Express?
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- [all] Eww!
- It's perfect.
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Music industry professionals
only.
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We are
music industry professionals.
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We're Justin's opening act.
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? Ba ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba ?
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? Ba ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba ?
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Mm-mm.
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I guess this is the end
of Dreamboat Express.
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Dreamboat Express?
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With a name like that, you must
be professionals. Come on in.
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There he is. Now
to find out his evil scheme.
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Your 3 p.m. got moved to 6 p.m.,
your 6 p.m. got moved to 4 p.m.
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I guess it makes sense
he wouldn't reveal his evil scheme
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the exact moment
we happened to be listening.
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Shifting gears, how's
our evil scheme coming along?
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Looking good.
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Tonight
Justin will debut his new single
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which has 50% more mind control.
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Perfect!
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Any female
within a five-mile radius
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will be turned into
a mindless consumer zombie,
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and I'll be reaping the profits.
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[laughs]
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Mind control. That explains it.
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Intruders! Get them!
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Mind control?
That's preposterous.
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Justin would never do that.
He and I have a special bond.
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Us too. He even
wrote a song only about me.
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It's called "Every Single Girl
I've Ever Met".
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But it's true!
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Justin's producer conveniently
revealed the whole scheme
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right in front of us.
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Talk about lazy writing!
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Trust us, guys,
we're not under mind control.
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Let's get to that concert
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and spend our life savings
on Justin Beaver merchandise.
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[both shriek]
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Don't worry,
I know just what to do...
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...since the mind control
is embedded in the music track,
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there must be an opposite
sound frequency to counter it.
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We just need to find it.
Thus, the Measure-ometer!
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It's fun to bring people
a long way to finish a sentence.
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It really is.
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And now here he is,
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the nocturnal, semi-aquatic
rodent of your dreams,
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Justin Beaver!
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For me to calibrate
the Measure-ometer,
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we need to get on that stage
without being seen.
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- Hey, you there!
- [all] Huh!
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The show's starting.
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The opening act needs to be
up on that stage.
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[all whistle]
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Man, I'm good at my job.
What would they do without me?
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Has it discovered
the counter-frequency?
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Not yet.
We have to stall Justin.
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[cheering]
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- Who are you?
- Dreamboat Express!
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Ugh, I hate that name.
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And we challenge you
to a sing-off.
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What are they doing here?
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? You should expect the expected
and nothing more ?
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? Cos you've all heard
this song and dance before ?
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? Our moves are stale,
our harmonies bland ?
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? Cos we're just another...
whoo... generic boy band ?
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Wow, they're pretty good.
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I'd love to meet those guys
some day.
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? I've got a bold confession ?
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? And I think it's time you knew ?
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? I'm into you specifically,
girl ?
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? And no other girl will do ?
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[both] He's talking about me!
In your face!
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? Yo, yo, yo, we're bringing it
weak and we're bringing it lame ?
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? Whatever we can do
to keep it all the same ?
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? We're focus-tested
and radio friendly ?
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? The only thing that matters
is we stay trendy ?
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? You're unique, you're complex
and interesting, girl ?
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? And I'm not being hyperbolic ?
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? Let's carve our name
into a tree ?
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? It's vandalism, but symbolic ?
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? You should expect the expected
and nothing more ?
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? Cos you've all heard
this song and dance before ?
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? Our phoney baloney image
is planned ?
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? Cos we're just another...
huh... generic boy band ?
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? Won't you please
be my special girl? ?
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? We'll do the things
you want to do ?
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? And take a trip
to that place you like ?
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? And be home before curfew ?
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? Ooh-ooh ?
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[shrieking]
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[Tails] The counter-frequency!
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Of course.
I should have known all along.
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- [rock guitar]
- Drop that generic fat beat!
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Not rock and roll!
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Ladies and... uh... ladies,
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prepare for the bad boy musical
stylings of... Dude-itude!
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? You thought
we'd never beat the Beaver ?
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00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,240
? But now we're here
to make you believers ?
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00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,920
? Sonic and crew,
rocking with the chemistry ?
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00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,680
? Crummy boy band music
is the enemy ?
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00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,960
- Ugh!
- [all sigh]
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What happened? Where are we?
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I don't know, but listen
to that sweet guitar solo.
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[all sigh]
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Your power rock has freed me
from the evil of mind control.
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I can move into an industry
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where I won't be exploited
by unscrupulous producers.
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Hello, humiliating
reality TV series!
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I'm ruined! I'm ruined!
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- We're here!
- [all] We're Dude-itude!
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? And though you may find us
crude and rude ?
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? We have to conclude
you'll come unglued ?
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? Now that you've heard us ?
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? Dude-itude! ?
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