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Grrr!
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- What happened here?
- Can you be more specific?
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Oh, the mess. Funny story.
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It all began at Meh Burger.
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Adequate burgers today.
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Yeah, you can barely taste
the shredded newspaper.
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Ugh! I said no mayonnaise!
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Aargh!
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Grrr! Oh, come on!
I don't act like that.
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Hey, who's telling this story?
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So, where was I? Oh, yeah.
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We were so embarrassed
by Amy's uncouth behaviour
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that we left Meh Burger.
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- Grrr!
- Oh!
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Everything OK, miss?
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Are you...
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Yep, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog,
fastest hero in the world.
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Purveyor of justice. Righter
of wrongs. Eater of chilli dogs.
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Ohhh!
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Calm down, Perci. It's just
all your dreams coming true.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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Just breathe slowly and tell
Uncle Sonic what happened.
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Clearly she fell off her bike
and hurt her arm.
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Amy, don't be jealous because
I'm paying attention to another.
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Don't mind her,
she kind of has a thing for me.
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- Who wouldn't?
- Exactly.
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Let's see what we can do
about that bicycle.
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Knuckles, bring it over here.
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That's a boulder.
I said bicycle.
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But I'm not angry because
I know you're a simpleton.
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Thank you, Mr Sonic.
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Oh, my, Perci,
you've been injured.
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I know what to do about that.
Lecture you on bicycle safety.
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First, never ride a bi...
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Amy, what Perci really needs
is a splint for her arm.
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Wow, you sure know how to
take charge of every situation.
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And voil�!
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I couldn't find a bicycle,
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but maybe one of us
could ride this to get one.
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Sorry about your scarf.
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I should have known
I'd mess it up.
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I always do when I'm not under
Sonic's direct supervision.
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Huh.
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As a man I could fix this
with my bare hands.
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But it would be quicker
with the proper tools.
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To Tails' workshop!
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Hey, watch out for that robot.
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I'll bet she's a spy,
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broadcasting our secrets
to her mechanical overlords.
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You know, the ones who
make the microwave blink 12:00
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even though
you just set it yesterday!
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Aargh!
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Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.
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Tails?
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I guess he isn't here.
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No matter,
I'll heroically repair this bike
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with only my bare hands
and a welding laser.
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- Amy, tend to Perci's injury.
- Mm-hm.
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Knuckles, you clean the scarf
that you so carelessly ruined.
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Tails'
industrial-strength lab kiln
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seems like the perfect place
to dry a frilly delicate scarf.
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This heating pad isn't enough.
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Knuckles, get Perci a pillow.
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You're not the boss of me.
Sonic is.
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But I'm bossy and overbearing
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and I need everyone
to do what I say
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to compensate
for my insecurities.
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Don't throw it at me,
hand it to me nicely.
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Kids, behave yourselves!
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This is why we can't
have nice things. [Sniffs]
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So I stepped into action,
Sonic-style,
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and put out the fire
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caused by Knuckles
putting that scarf in the kiln.
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That's not what happened.
I'll tell you the real story.
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It had been days
since I last laid my eyes
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upon the elusive white whale.
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We're talking about
what happened to my workshop.
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I'm getting there.
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So, the white whale
had just trashed Meh Burger.
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Wait. I'm the white whale?
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Shh! We were heading back home
when we came across Perci.
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As usual
Sonic made a fool of himself.
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Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Never heard of you.
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But who's your friend?
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I'm just a humble echidna,
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which is why I won't brag
about my boyish charm,
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unimaginable strength
and ability to think real good.
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You know, smartness-wise.
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[grunting]
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Whoa!
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Wow!
Muscles and brain-smartness.
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- I know.
- Ugh!
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Medic, splint up
this pretty lady's arm.
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I hope I can live up to your
expectations, Captain Knuckles.
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Oh, Amy,
you've forgotten what an arm is.
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This is an arm.
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Wow, you are the whole package.
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And here's the gift-wrapping.
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Ohh!
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[grunting]
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Ugh!
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[gasps]
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Sonic, you clumsy oaf.
Perpetual second banana.
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Look what you've done.
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Come, my lady.
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We must go to Casa de Tails
to repair your bicicleta
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before Sonic
does any further damage.
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Come on, guys, wait for me!
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Hey, be careful of that alien.
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She'll abduct our livestock,
phone home from our houses
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and turn us all into pod people.
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It's a cookbook! A cookbook!
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Aargh!
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Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.
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Ohh! Aargh!
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Sonic!
Can't you do anything right?
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Your scarf will look brand-new,
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but it'll never look
as lovely as its owner.
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How does this heating pad work?
[groans]
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A pillow for my maiden fair?
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Hey, I'm the medic.
I'll give her the pillow.
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I want to give her the pillow
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so I can be
more like my hero Knuckles.
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[both grunt]
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Agh!
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And so I put out the fire
using my ice-breath.
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It started when Amy threw the
heating pad on those newspapers.
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She's not very brain-smart.
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That's not how it went at all.
I'll tell you what happened.
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We all agreed the service at Meh
Burger was terrible, so we left.
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That's when we ran into Perci,
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with her little
damsel in distress act.
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I seem to have fallen from
my bicycle and injured my arm.
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If only there were some heroic
gentlemen to rescue poor me.
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- [both giggle]
- You're pretty.
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Would one of you handsome young
men kindly retrieve my bicycle?
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[both panting and grunting]
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- Whoa!
- Ugh!
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Even with my friends under
the spell of a wicked siren,
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I selflessly administered
medical care to the temptress.
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Oh, you poor sweet thing.
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Allow me to tend to your wounds.
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Now, let's see to your bicycle.
I know where to get it fixed.
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Watch out
for that government agent!
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It starts with jury duty
and zoning ordinances
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and before you know it... boom,
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our tax dollars are benefiting
others and not us.
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Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.
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Aargh!
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Sweetie, you rest here.
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I'll get a heating pad
to make you more comfortable.
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Knuckles, would you please
clean the scarf?
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And, Sonic, maybe it'd be best
to just wait for Tails.
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No way. I can totally fix this.
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Watch this, babe.
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My poor little arm
is aching so.
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If only I had a cushion
on which to rest it.
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[both grunting]
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Let me give it to her!
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She wants me to give it to her!
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[both] Aargh!
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As the only mature one in the
room, I extinguished the fire,
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which started when Sonic forgot
to turn off his welding laser.
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You're making that up!
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- Reckless!
- A scarf in a kiln?
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I can't help being attractive.
It's a blessing and a curse.
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You'd think with three stories
one of you would get it right.
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Now, let me tell you
how it really happened.
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I had a minor accident
with my bicycle when...
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Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog,
hero extraordinaire.
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You don't have a wrench
I could use to fix my bike?
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No, but maybe I could interest
you in some gift-wrapping?
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- That's OK.
- I can fix your bike.
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No, I will.
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You're just loving this, aren't
you? Having men fight over you.
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A modern woman
could take care of herself.
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I can take care of myself,
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but like I said,
I don't have any tools.
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And I hurt my arm.
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I suppose you need me
to bandage that up for you?
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No, it's just a bruise.
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[groans]
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[both grunting]
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- Whoa!
- Ugh!
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I need to get moving. Do you
know where I can find tools?
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- Brrr!
- Nice to meet you.
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Aargh!
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She seems nice.
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Allow me. You sit back and
relax while Sonic saves the day.
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OK, I'll just wash my scarf.
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Please, the honour is all mine.
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Well, then,
I'll just rest my arm.
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All right, all right!
I'll get you a heating pad.
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Talk about a drama queen.
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Would you like a pillow?
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No! I'll get Perci a pillow.
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Oh, now the princess
wants a pillow.
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[all grunting]
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[Tails] Hold it!
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00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,920
How did you get in here
in the first place?
202
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We just walked in.
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00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,440
And there weren't lasers
or cages or anything like that?
204
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,240
Nope. Just a popping sound
and some electrical buzzing.
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00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,240
[sighs] I know what happened.
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00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,760
My new defence system
must have short-circuited,
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which means I'm the one
responsible for the fire.
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Classic Tails.
So irresponsible.
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- Guess we're off the hook!
- Who's up for Meh Burger?
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I like a guy who's handy.
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