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Grrr!
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Come on, these decorations
aren't gonna hang themselves.
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Oh, aren't they?
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They still didn't hang themselves.
Your machine did it.
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Not cool, Tails.
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Take those things down.
You're gonna attract bugs.
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And aliens. And kumquats.
And list jokes.
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Come on, guys, lay off him.
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Way to ruin New Year's, dude.
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Is that the holiday
where a giant rabbit
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breaks into your house
and hides painted eggs?
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Knuckles,
forget about your crazy holidays
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and help get this ball
on top of that pole.
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When it drops to the bottom,
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then it's exactly midnight
and the start of the new year.
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Don't trust her, Knuckles.
I told you about the kumquats.
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[gasps and grunts]
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You really "dropped the ball".
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[laughs]
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Not cool?
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-[bouncing]
-Huh?
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[laughs crazily]
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OK, Ball-bots, let's roll.
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Ugh! Huh?
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Ugh!
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-Urrgh!
-Agh!
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Oh, what's the use?
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The decorations look great,
Tails.
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And this'll make
a great New Year's Eve ball.
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Great... here it is,
New Year's Eve
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and I haven't fulfilled
my resolution from last year.
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Was that the one to become
a more benevolent master?
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I'll show you benevolent,
you bag of bolts.
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Clearly one of us doesn't know
what benevolent means.
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Two of us!
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All I wanted was to have
one decisive victory over Sonic.
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Just one. I'm so miserable,
I barely enjoyed smacking you.
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It's sad when we no longer
enjoy our hobbies.
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Well, don't you worry, sir.
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I've dreamed up
a New Year's Eve party
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that'll really put the spring
back in your step.
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If you pull out
a checkers board,
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I'll sell you for scrap metal.
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[upbeat music]
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[all laughing]
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Isn't New Year's the holiday
where you put on a costume
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and prank strangers
who don't give you candy?
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That's not a holiday.
It's extortion.
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I'm hearing a lot of words but
I'm not seeing any candy, lady.
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Soar the Eagle reporting live
from Village Centre,
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where the New Year's festivities
are in full swing.
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People have come
from far and wide...
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men, women, children,
celebrities, politicians,
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some nut in a hot dog suit.
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I think he's talking about me.
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It would be hard to find anyone
who's not having a great time.
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I could jump you there.
Or there.
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But then you could jump me
there. Or even there.
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But... ooh... I can
double-jump you there and...
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Grrr! This is the worst
New Year's party ever.
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Well, it is now.
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Let's not forget
dear old Orbot's
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famous mouth-watering
slow-cooked New Year's roast.
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It, too, is just
a sad yet succulent reminder
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of how quickly
everything else in life moves.
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A slow-cooker is truly
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one of life's most poetic
small kitchen appliances.
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If only everything moved
at the same pace
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as the marinating juices
of my roast.
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Then I'd have another chance
to fulfil my New Year's resolution.
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If I can just harness
the technology of this slow cooker,
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I can create
a slow-motion machine.
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-And what would that do?
-Slow everything down.
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Giving me more time before
the end of the year to defeat Sonic.
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There it is...
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the power source that makes
a slow cooker cook slowly.
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And I thought
it was a mixture of patience,
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low heat
and collected condensation.
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Nope. Glowing energy ball.
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Welcome back to Comedy Chimp's
New Year's Adequate Eve,
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sponsored by Meh Burger,
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home of the new
ten-alarm super atomic chilli.
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Ten-alarm?
This thing's barely ketchup.
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I mean, I'm sure
it'll kick in eventually.
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Let's see who's out celebrating.
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-How about you, sir? Excited?
-You bet!
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I hope the obese man watching me
sleep doesn't think I'm naughty,
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or he might not sneak into
my house and leave presents.
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Right. Oh, there's the Mayor.
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Mr Mayor, a word?
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Uh, look, the allegations
that I used the town's money
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to buy myself a vacation island
are totally untrue.
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I was gonna ask you to say a few
words before the countdown.
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Oh, well, in that case
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I just want to wish everyone
a very happy New Year.
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You're all welcome to visit me
on my private vacation island.
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I mean, if I ever get one,
of course.
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No more questions.
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[music and laughter]
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We're gonna slow this next one
down... for the ladies.
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Huh?
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-[panting]
-Sonic, my little friend.
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And by friend I mean enemy.
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Happy New Year!
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By happy I mean awful and by New
Year I mean not yet New Year.
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-What's going on here, Egghead?
-Isn't it obvious?
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My slow-motion machine
has slowed everything down.
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Slow, of course, for you
is just normal speed.
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-What about you?
-If you'd paid attention
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in evil scientist school
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to get your father's approval,
you'd know that...
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Oh, can't we just skip ahead
to the part where I destroy you?
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Let's go with a classic.
Laser beam!
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[yawns]
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Nice try, Egghead.
Your father would be proud.
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Robots, attack!
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[distant buzzing]
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They'll be here in a minute,
just hang on.
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I can't wait around all day
for your slow-bots.
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All right. Need a new plan.
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Here's an idea.
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I destroy your slow-motion
machine and we call it a day?
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Brilliant plan, Sonic!
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Oh, wait, forgot to mention,
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if you do that,
everyone and everything
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will be stuck in slow motion
forever.
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-[groans]
-Let's settle this
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with one final test of our abilities.
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Just you and me. One on one.
Mano a mano. Peaches and cream.
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If you win, maybe, just maybe,
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I'll switch my machine off
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and return the world
to its normal speed.
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Did you just say
"peaches and cream"?
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Quit stalling!
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[slow humming]
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-Bam! Game over!
-Grrr!
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That would have been more
dramatic at normal speed.
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Eggman, I won fair and square.
Shut off your machine.
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Give me one more shot.
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Woooargh! Ugh!
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Ha-ha!
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Oof!
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[yawns]
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Bingo! Gin! Checkmate!
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I can't believe
it's come down to this.
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Man, I hate checkers. Ugh!
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Grrr! Ugh! Grrr!
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[slowly] Ten...
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Grrr! All I wanted was a chance
to beat you at one thing.
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Just once
before the end of the year.
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Is that too much
for a villain to ask?
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You did all this just to notch
some kind of victory over me?
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Maybe.
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I guess I have been
pretty dominant this year.
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You guess? You guess?
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I made a New Year's resolution
to beat you one time this year.
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And here I am,
ten seconds before midnight,
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and I can't even win
a simple game of checkers.
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[slowly] Nine...
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Tell you what. You've got
a couple of seconds left.
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In the spirit of the New Year,
I challenge you to a dance-off.
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A dance-off? What,
are you making fun of me?
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Not cool, Sonic.
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[slowly] Eight...
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I'm serious. The end of the year
is a time for having crazy fun.
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What's more fun
than a dance-off?
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[slowly] Seven...
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-So, we gonna dance or what?
-Check this!
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[beeping]
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[electronic dance music]
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-What?
-[slowly] Six...
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All right, all right. My turn.
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[electronic dance music]
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[slowly] Five...
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Here goes nothing.
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Aaargh!
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-Oh.
-[slowly] Four...
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Looks like you won, Egghead.
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I won! I beat Sonic!
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Ha-ha-ha!
Hey, everybody!
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-Oh, right.
-[beeping]
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Three, two, one!
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[all] Happy New Year!
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Ha-ha-ho-ho!
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Hey, everybody. I beat Sonic.
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Kneel before me.
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-What are you talking about?
-It was a dance-off and I won.
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Didn't you see?
It was right here.
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Technically it happened
in the blink of an eye.
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-Nobody saw anything.
-What? But... but... Ohh!
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Well... nobody but me.
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Happy New Year, Eggman.
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Happy New Year,
you blue son of a gun.
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Hey, guys. I just saw my shadow.
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Six more weeks of winter!
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[both laugh]
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