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Grrr!
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[knock at door]
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Telegram for Amy Rose.
You won the Most Selfless Award.
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Mine!
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Amy, what is it?
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I submitted myself
for this year's Most Selfless Award
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and I just found out that I won.
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You submitted yourself?
Can you do that?
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In this life, you got
to look out for number one.
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I deserve this.
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While you're gone you're
gonna need a house-sitter, huh?
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Last time I left you two here,
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I came back to find a family
of skunks in the crawl space.
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You should be flattered.
Skunks are very picky.
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[groans]
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Come on, Amy, let us stay here.
I need a change of scenery.
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It gets boring
watching a majestic sunset
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over a sea of blue outside
my beach-front paradise every day.
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And I want to watch cable.
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Please, please, please.
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- Can we stay?
- Be a guy.
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Oh, fine! But only
because I am extremely selfless.
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If you two do anything foolish,
you will face my wrath.
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Ta-ta!
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[both] Yeah!
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- Want to do something foolish?
- You even have to ask?
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- Stuck it.
- Thinking what I'm thinking?
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[both] Nacho break!
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It's OK, it's just a small stain.
We can fix this.
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I heard seltzer
can get out stains.
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No seltzer.
But there's grape soda.
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It has bubbles
so it should work.
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Oh, you soaked it.
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We'd better take it outside
to dry in the sun.
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[both grunt]
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- [rip]
- Whoa! You're ripping it.
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You're ripping it!
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[both sigh]
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Amy's gonna kill us.
What do we do?
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Do you and your bro
have what it takes
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to throw down
on "Bro-down Showdown",
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where bros compete to show
how well they know their bro?
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"Bro-down Showdown" is taping
at the Village Centre this weekend.
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How's that gonna help us?
Stupid TV.
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Your chance to win
a brand-new couch.
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- Still don't get it.
- You heard right.
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A brand-new couch.
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Nope. Nothing.
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Do I need to express aloud
that spying on Sonic
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has given me
a plan to destroy him,
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or is that obvious?
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Is what obvious?
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[all chatting]
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I can't believe how many people
came to this audition.
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Out of the way! Move it or lose it!
Total bros coming through.
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Eggman, what are you doing here?
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Oh, nothing, just
auditioning with my bro-bot.
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Ain't that right, Orby?
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Yes, sir,
it would seem I'm your... bro.
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[producer]
All right, who's next?
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Too old. Too ugly. Too out
of touch with the common man.
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Uh... next!
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Hey, you barely looked at us.
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Sorry, kid. I'm just not
getting enough of a bro vibe.
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Ha-ha! Stinks to be you.
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Can it, Egghead!
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Think he'll prefer your unruly
moustache and your lame-bot?
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[sighs]
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I'll show you unruly,
you spiny-haired rodent!
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I'll have none of that bickering
at my audition.
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Save it for the show.
You two are bros now.
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Huh? No, no, we're not bros,
we're enemies.
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That hedgehog is no bro of mine.
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Then again, I'm not complaining
if it gets us on the show.
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Come on, Sonic, play ball.
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[sighs] I guess you're right.
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Sorry. If we want to win that
couch for Amy, I got to do this.
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But I thought this was gonna be
a Sonic and Knuckles episode.
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Life's full of disappointments,
Knurples.
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I always wanted
to be a traffic cop.
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Move along,
you're in the fire lane.
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Look, Sonic.
I got a new partner. Jealous much?
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Great idea. We have double
the chances of winning that couch.
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Way to take the wind
out of my sails.
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Live from Village Centre,
it's "Bro-down Showdown".
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Today's bros...
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Sonic the Hedgehog
and Dr Eggman,
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Knuckles the Echidna
and Mike the Ox,
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a pair of stunt bears
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and Dave the Intern
and Lady Walrus.
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Seriously, Dave, she's your bro?
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We don't like to put labels
on our bro-lationship.
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Thank you.
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Welcome to "Bro-down Showdown",
where bros go toe-to-toe
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in hopes of winning
a narratively convenient prize.
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[audience] Ooh!
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So let's get started.
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Dr Eggman,
what is Sonic's favourite movie?
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No way he'll know this.
It's "Croctopotamus".
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Hmm... I believe one time,
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while he was pummelling me
with my robot drone's severed arm,
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he mumbled something
about "Space Pigeons".
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So I'm gonna go
with "Space Pigeons II".
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Everyone knows
it's the best of the trilogy.
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Correct! "Space Pigeons II".
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Sonic and Eggman
off to an early lead.
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Now Dave and Lady Walrus.
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I can't believe you knew that.
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Hey, you got to know your enemy.
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Especially when he's your bro.
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Ow!
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That's right for ten points.
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Now, Stunt Bear 2, how did
Stunt Bear 1 say you first met?
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[growls]
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[growls]
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Ooh. That's a disqualification.
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The bro-code clearly dictates
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there must be no fighting
between bros.
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Now, Knuckles, we asked Mike
the following question.
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A bro would never do what
to another bro?
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Hmm...
I'm gonna have to go with...
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ditch him to appear on a game
show with his arch nemesis.
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[sighs]
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I said a bro would never eat
the last cheese ball without asking.
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But your answer was good too.
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Sonic, if your bro were a food,
what kind of food would he be?
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Uh... I don't know... An egg?
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Oh, I said herb-crusted tilapia,
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but then I changed my answer
to egg.
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Knuckles, we asked Mike
what colour you are.
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Ah, that's easy. I'm red.
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Aww. I said green.
I'm colour-blind.
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Ohh. Was that the green light?
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No. Lady Walrus, what is
Dave the Intern's occupation?
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He works
in the fast food industry.
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I said evil villain
bent on destroying the world.
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Judges?
We can accept that answer!
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Sonic, if you went out of town,
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what's the first thing
your bro said he would do
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while you were gone?
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Oh, I know this one!
It's got to be destroy the village.
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He's right!
I said I'd destroy the village.
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I'd reduce you all
to a smouldering pile of ash.
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[cheering]
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[both laugh]
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Well, that ends round one.
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Knuckles and Mike,
you have the lowest score.
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Audience,
what happens to them now?
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[audience] You're bro-liminated!
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We're down
to the final two teams.
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Which one will go home
with that snazzy new couch?
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[heavy footsteps]
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[screaming]
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An Eggman robot. Let's turn
this bag of bolts into a scrap heap.
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Hang on, did you say
that's an Eggman robot? Judges?
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If you fight that robot,
you're fighting with your bro.
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You got to be kidding.
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[laughs]
I knew my plan would work.
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If you fight my robot
we'll be disqualified
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and you'll never win that couch
for your whiny girlfriend.
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She's not my girlfriend!
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Or you could just stand back
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and watch the town
get blown to smithereens.
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Either way, you lose.
On live TV.
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Don't worry, "bro", I got this.
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Maybe combat will fill
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the Sonic-shaped void
you left in my heart.
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[all] Aww!
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The producers are telling me
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I don't get paid
if we don't finish the show,
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so let's move on to round two.
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Sonic, what does Dr Eggman
have in his pockets right now?
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Phew!
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Oh, his pockets... Right...
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I don't know... a hippopotamus
riding on a skateboard?
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Lady Walrus.
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Now, Dr Eggman,
fill in the blanks.
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Whenever Sonic does blank,
I blank myself.
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Hmm...
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Huh? Aargh!
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- Ugh!
- Knuckles?
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Dr Eggman, we need your answer.
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Hmm... Got to think
about this one for a minute, CC.
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Uggh!
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So those cushions are polyfoam,
right?
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Oh, to heck with it.
I'm coming, bro!
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You ready
to do something stupid, bro?
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Do you even have to ask?
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Aaargh!
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Well, that's a disqualification.
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Today's winners are
Dave the Intern and Lady Walrus.
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[both] Ohh!
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So, what are we gonna do
about Amy's couch?
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Amy! No!
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Oh, man, Amy!
Eggman totally destroyed your couch.
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Yeah, and after
we didn't spill nachos on it.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Yeah, real shame.
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Come on, Knuckles,
let's get out of here.
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Ohh!
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I hope someone's
been feeding my cat.
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