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Grrr!

Man, I am starving.

Next exit: Munchie Town. Population: Us.

Hey, no cutsies! I was here first.

No way, Egghead. We've been waiting.

I believe the gentleman with the luxuriant moustache was first.

-What? Are you serious? -Sonic, let's not make a scene.

That's how we do it! Score one for Eggman.

[funky music]

Just gotta flash the 'stache.

Mm, that's good.

How's yours over there?

Oh, right, yours isn't ready yet.

Should have been faster, Sonic. Ha-ha!

OK, here we are, two double Meh Burgers with extra pickles.

I said no pickles.

Oh, this is just the best day ever.

[clears throat]

I'm Dave. Big fan of yours, sir.

I've studied all your attacks.

The Bee-Bot Gambit, the Lair Gambit, the Gambit Gambit.

Ah, yes. That one was doubly risky.

I like the cut of your jib.

Would you like to be my unpaid intern?

It'd be an honour to work for you without pay.

Did I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?

Wow! I'm really here!

Where do I start?

Although you're only an intern,

there's an important job I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do.

-Mop the bathroom. -Mop the bathroom?

Wow! Back at Meh Burger I'd have to be a manager to do that.

You two could learn from this kid.

This new intern worries my circuits.

I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks

causes us to appear inferior by comparison.

Yeah, and he's making us look bad too.

He does more sucking up than my cousin Suzanne,

and she's a vacuum.

[Orbot] Cubot?

Cubot?

Cubot, where have you gone?

Cubot, are you there?

My word...

Aargh!

Agh!

I could build a robot to do this,

but there's something about unpaid labour

that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

What's this?

Oh, just my old doomsday device.

It's magnificent!

I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds!

Well, maybe not a hundred,

but if I connected that power supply...

one, definitely.

Dr Eggman! Sir! It's Cubot.

He's been disassembled.

Oh, I don't have time for you two.

Can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my prot�g�?

So where were we?

Ah, yes, you were praising me.

You were leaving.

Here it is!

The Reverse Polariser.

It takes any force and reverses it.

We won't need this any more.

[knock at door]

Hello. Odd request.

Could I trouble you to reassemble my dismantled cohort?

Great job!

Next thing I need you to do is clean up the robo-litter box.

[buzzing]

Um, actually, Dr Eggman... [clears throat]

Now that you consider me your prot�g�,

I was kind of hoping to get a little more evil experience.

Like... concoct a scheme together?

Maybe I could pitch some ideas?

Listen, Dave, you're a terrible kid and that's great.

But you have to start at the bottom of the evil ladder

and work your way up.

But I've spent a year and a half in the fast food industry.

Let's give it a few more weeks.

A few more weeks?

A few more weeks?

I can't sit around indefinitely.

What do you think I am, a Meh Burger?

You come out this instant!

No! I'll show you!

I'm gonna be an evil genius no matter what you say!

[drilling and banging]

David, what is going on in there?

Nothing!

You stop that right now, young man.

That is MY doomsday device.

Maybe you shouldn't have left the power supply in here, then.

And maybe I shouldn't put the power supply in my pants!

You're not wearing any pants.

Then what are these pockets?

[drilling]

[grinding and clanking]

Hi-ahh!

[banging and shrieking]

[mooing]

That had better not be what I think it is.

Depends on whether you think it's a doomsday device

that I just activated!

I thought it was my panini press.

But this is worse!

[beeps and whirrs]

Watch what you're grabbing there, bozo!

Huzzah! He's fixed!

Cubot, tell us what happened to you.

It's Dave! He dismantled me.

And I liked being mantled.

Activate my doomsday device, huh?

Well, I'll show you.

[munches]

[whirring]

-[beeping] -Whoa.

I'm reading two weird energy signatures from Eggman's lair.

What are they?

Judging from how powerful and unstable they are,

I'd say it could only be some kind of doomsday device.

Two of them.

I'll have you know that I just set off my doomsday device.

And it's gonna destroy the world even bigger than that one.

[crash!]

Game over, Eggman.

Shut off the doomsday devices.

[laughs] Shut off?

Who puts an off switch on a doomsday device?

Hm. You make a valid point.

Bad news. There's no off switch.

Well, yeah. Who puts an off switch on a doomsday device?

So what now?

This is a long shot but it's our only chance.

If we increase the energy output of both devices

and get them vibrating at opposite frequencies,

there's a small chance they'll cancel each other out.

Just for a second pretend I'm not a science guy.

Get Eggman to increase his device's power.

I'll do the same with Dave.

I'm sorry, we're closed.

This isn't the drive-thru. What do you want?

-I'm here to help. -I don't need your help.

No, if you're OK with Eggman

destroying the world bigger than you.

No way! Drive up to the next window and come in.

[beeping]

-[Sonic] Eggman! -[toot!]

Dave supercharged his machine with 1,000-volt batteries.

High-voltage batteries, huh? I'll show him!

Look at the time. Anyone else hungry?

Don't stop working, I'll make lunch.

Haven't you ever made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

You've got to put the peanut butter on both pieces of bread

or the jelly makes it soggy.

Right. Sure. Of course.

And you remembered to cut it into triangles?

One sec.

The crusts? Do I even have to say it?

[sighs]

All right. Dave's device is good to go.

-How's everything over there? -Uh... it's coming along.

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

Hope this works.

[rapid beeping]

[frenzied whirring]

[explosion]

-What the what? -Hey! Sweet! We did it!

-What the what? -Ah, that's more like it.

There must have been some small power discrepancy.

Let's not point fingers. The main thing is how to reverse it.

That's it! My Reverse Polariser.

If you get close enough

you can reverse the gravitational pull

and make it close in on itself.

But...

If you're too slow you're pulled into the black hole forever

and all existence is erased.

Too slow? Ha! You forget who you're talking to.

Brrr-brrr!

You still think a plunger would have worked just as well?

You little twerp! Your interning days are through.

You're fired!

But you are going to give me a positive evaluation, right?

Get out!

[whimpers]

You two, I have an assignment for you.

We're back, baby!

Mop the bathroom.

They'll pay for this. They're all gonna pay!

[laughs crazily]

Do you want fries with that?

Subtitling: Eclair Media

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