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Grrr!
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[screaming]
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Meteors are shooting stars.
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We shouldn't be running.
We should be making wishes!
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-I wish for a pony.
-I wish you'd take cover!
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Ah!
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How come your wish came true?
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Should I use
my meteor defence system?
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You have
a meteor defence system?
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I have them
for all sorts of junk.
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Wildfires, people trying
to read my thoughts.
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Start with the meteor one.
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"People trying to read
my thoughts" is the same,
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but with tinfoil trim.
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-Someone left this at my house.
-Yeah. The mailman.
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-It's a letter.
-[sniffs] A letter, huh?
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I don't know.
Paper folded over itself.
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What's it hiding?
What's it hiding?
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[gasps]
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Sticks, you've been nominated
for an Awardy Award.
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They need a better name
for that thing.
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Ooh, let me see!
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-Oh, wait, I can't read.
-Give me that.
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"In honour of saving
our village,
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the mayor cordially
invites you to the Awardies."
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"Conveniently, you may also
bring your four closest pals."
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Sorry, Comedy Chimp.
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[sighs]
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Now, where was I?
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"The Awardies will be
at the mayor's mansion."
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"You'll dine on elegant food
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and mingle with elegant guests."
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"After which the Awardy Award
will be awarded to the winner,"
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-which could be you!
-I can't make it.
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-What? Why not?
-Well, you know...
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I'm slammed this week. See?
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Tomorrow and Wednesday,
rummage through garbage.
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Thursday, get tetanus shot.
Rummage through garbage.
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-I'm booked solid!
-It's the honour of a lifetime.
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Yeah, you might even win
a shiny trophy.
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You love shiny things.
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I do love shiny things.
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But... no, no. Uh-uh.
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Sticks, are you afraid to go?
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Afraid? No. Of course not.
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No way. Uh-uh. Nope.
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-A little.
-There's nothing to fear.
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Look at me. I'm a feral badger.
I'll embarrass myself.
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-Who cares what people think?
-Yeah.
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Everyone at these parties
is a windbag anyway.
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What a robust moustache
you have, Colonel Grumpkin.
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Why thank you,
Madam Stinkbottom.
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[laugh]
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Don't worry. You'll be fine.
I'll teach you to be a lady.
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A lady? That's the thing
that holds garbage, right?
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No. A lady is a polite,
sophisticated member of society.
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And you can be that. Lesson one,
don't discuss garbage.
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-I'm out.
-Come on! You can do this!
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Hmm. OK, I'll try.
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Great! A proper lady
requires an escort for the gala.
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Why do I even bother
with you guys?
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No.
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Please? I don't wanna embarrass
myself in front of fancy folk!
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Ugh, fine.
But I'm not wearing pants.
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Thank you. Thank you!
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If you want to be a lady,
you'll have to train hard.
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-You up for it?
-Yes!
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I only have one question.
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Can I take this snail with me?
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When meeting someone new,
start with a compliment.
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Try saying something nice
about their perfume.
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[sniffs]
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You don't stink.
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And go!
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This is my male consort.
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If you don't like him,
I'll knock you out.
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No, Sticks. Ladies don't fight.
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When in doubt, pinkies out.
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One, two, step. One, two, turn.
One, two, step.
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One, two, dip.
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Why is the music controlling us?
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I'm not your puppet,
music master.
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I'm not your puppet!
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Yeah, I think she's ready.
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[chamber music]
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It's my pleasure to introduce
the Lady Sticks and her escort,
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Sir Sonic of Hedgehog.
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Go ahead. You can do it.
Start with a compliment.
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[sniffs] What an elegant scent.
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Oh!
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Finally, some chow!
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Asparagus crostini?
Hempseed quiche?
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Goat cheese
with red radicchio spread?
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The hoity-toity stiffs
love these tiny nibbles.
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[shocked cry]
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Uh-oh. Gotta go.
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Ugh! More like goat cheese
in a red crud-icchio spread.
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[raucous laughter]
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Dear chap, what a marvellously
comical witticism.
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Uh... red crud-icchio spread?
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[raucous laughter]
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Sir, you have the audacity
to say what we're all thinking.
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-You simply must join us.
-Me?
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OK!
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Red crud-icchio spread.
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[riotous laughter]
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You seem prepared for winter.
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-That's some healthy blubber!
-Well, I never!
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-Sticks!
-What? It was a compliment.
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It's not like I said
she wasn't prepared for winter.
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Welcome to the Awardy Awards,
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where we award an Awardy Award
for Award-winning service.
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Tonight, one of you nominees
will be awarded
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your very own Awardy Award.
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That's it,
I'm firing my speechwriter.
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Check out that ridiculous hat.
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That, sir, is the official hat
of the Jackalope Lodge,
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of which I am president.
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But upon closer inspection,
it does look asinine.
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[laughter]
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-What is this?
-It's your pre-salad,
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post-soup, mid-appetizer,
post-post cocktail
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tertiary thimble fork.
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Excuse me. Pardon me, pardon me.
Evil genius coming through.
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Move it, shell-boy.
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-Eggman? How did you...
-Get nominated?
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Let's just say I had
a loyal base of... supporters.
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Finally, a use
for my ballot-stuffing robot!
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You look familiar.
Do I know you?
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Start with a compliment!
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You have healthy hindquarters!
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Why, thank you! I just started
taking spin classes.
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[slurps]
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See that, Shelly? That's how
a lady slurps soup from a bowl.
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[slurps]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're ready to announce
this year's winner.
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And the Awardy goes to...
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Leroy the Turtle!
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Yes! Yahoo!
Score one for Leroy!
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Leroy the Turtle?
That award was mine!
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Something smells fishy here.
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I have irritable bowl syndrome.
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[growls]
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If you won't give me the award,
I'll take it!
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With my ballot-stuffing robot!
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Stuffer Bot,
stuff their ballots!
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This is not quite as menacing
as I'd hoped. Minions, attack!
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[screaming]
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Sticks, get him!
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A lady doesn't fight.
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That's how I know you!
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Sticks, we could really
use some help!
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No! Must... remain... ladylike!
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That's it.
I'm sick of being proper.
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Time to get primal!
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Yah!
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Give us a pound, dear chap.
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Eat garbage!
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I'll be back. And next time
I'll bring more ballots.
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More ballots!
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Leroy, you may have
won the Awardy,
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but I think we can
all agree that, today,
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I was the real hero.
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Yes. But I won the award.
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Gimme the shiny!
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Stay cool
and keep rocking that bow tie.
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[laughter]
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Thanks for saving our skins,
Sticks.
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I guess it isn't always proper
to be proper.
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Just following
the old instincts!
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Can you teach me how to do that?
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-Sure!
-Argh!
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