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Hey, I was just running by
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- and he just collapsed.
- Okay.
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Nothing. Brian, turn off the God...
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Brian turn off the goddamn
ball machine, please.
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Right!
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I'm not losing this guy.
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- Brian!
- I can't...
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I can't find the switch, John...
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- Can you unplug the machine?
- Damn it, that kid...
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- Ow!
- The cord...
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It's... it's too long.
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It's too long of a cord Brian!
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- Clear.
- [Power up whine]
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[Thump]
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There he is... Easy,
easy, easy, easy, easy.
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- Easy.
- Hey, pulse, strong.
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- Good.
- Pulse strong.
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Hey, what's your name?
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He's with... He's with us.
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Thank God.
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Tell me when you get him
out of the line of fire.
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Ah!
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[Hip hop music]
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Sync & Corrections by Darcade
- Addic7ed.com -
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Gin.
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Voodoo, that is not gin.
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You can't just say "gin."
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Hey, excuse me.
I'm looking for John Farrell.
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What's your name, son?
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I'm Josh Miller, he saved my life
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a couple of days ago and I just...
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- I wanted to thank him.
- Hey, John.
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You got one.
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Oh, those Do-Rite Donuts?
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These are Do-Rite Donuts.
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Holy shit! Are there any
candy-maple bacon in there?
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- I think there's four in here.
- Ah! My man!
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These are literally
the best donuts in Chicago.
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- I'm so glad you lived!
- [Laughter]
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I didn't think you'd remember me.
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Oh, I remember all my saves.
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Tennis court. Cardiac arrest, right?
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- That's right.
- Mm-hmm.
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I wasn't sure what to get the person
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that saved my life so I just...
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Oh, no. No. You nailed it.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Yeah, thanks for stopping by.
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- It's the least I can do.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Look, John, um...
- Hmm?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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- Thank you.
- You're... welcome.
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Hey, maybe no more tennis for awhile, huh?
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[Laughing]
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Candy-maple bacon Do-Rite Donuts
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I believe I was part of that save.
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[All yelling]
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Really? You're not gonna share?
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There's thousands of calories in that box.
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Yeah, my calories.
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His calories.
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That's what happens
when you're the white knight.
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Occasionally, when you save somebody,
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they get all emotional about it
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and feel like they need to shower you
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with gifts and attention.
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It's called "white knight syndrome."
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- And today, it's John.
- Awesome.
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Happens all the time in our line of work.
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To some of us more than others.
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- Yeah.
- [Laughs] Yeah! Years ago,
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I saved a masseuse at Mario Tricoci.
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He still gives me monthly foot rubs
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and the signature body scrub.
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You know, it can go the other way, too.
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They call that "the Florence
Nightingale syndrome."
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That's when the caregiver
forms an unnatural bond
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with the person they save.
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That's how I ended up with my second wife.
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Don't ever marry a person you save,
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'cause all you end up
wanting to do is to kill them.
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And then you realize
that you already had your chance
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and you blew it.
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Gin.
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That's actually gin.
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[Mellow electronic music]
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Do you feel nauseous? Any dizziness at all?
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No, no. I'm okay, I think.
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How does my face look?
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Does my face look okay?
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You have some bumps and bruises,
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- but it looks superficial.
- Super-superficial how?
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What does that mean?
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Oh, you know what? Here, take a look.
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[Phone camera clicks]
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Oh, no!
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What's going on over there, Bri?
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- [Woman sobbing]
- Nothing. We're-we are okay.
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I put a Valencia filter on it.
That was my bad.
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Let me just show you the original.
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Oh, my God, that's worse. I look...
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I look disgusting.
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I'll put it in black and white.
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It's a classic way to look at...
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Never show them their face.
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I have prom in less than a week.
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What am I gonna do?
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You know the prom.
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I mean, the pictures that they take,
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they don't work out well for anybody.
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I mean, have you seen
Jennifer garner's prom picture?
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She looked hideous! Like an absolute cow.
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I mean, you're better off with
a few scratches on your face.
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At least then you have an excuse.
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I'm gonna go check on everybody
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and just see how everyone's doing.
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I'll be right back.
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[Hip hop music]
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Jennifer garner looked amazing
in her prom picture.
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I really hope she doesn't look it up.
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I mean, all prom pictures are great.
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They are literally the greatest
pictures in the world.
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- Mine wasn't.
- I can't believe I lied to her.
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You just tried to make her
feel better, Brian.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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I need five, guys.
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Man, my prom was so dope.
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I wore this lime green tuxedo
I got for 200 bucks.
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That was my power suit, yo.
I killed it in that thing.
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I wore it for every job
interview that summer, too.
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Didn't get no jobs, but
I can't blame the suit though.
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I just can't.
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I know I should, but I can't.
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My prom was segregated.
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My prom was integrated?
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[Funk music]
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- Hey, Josh!
- Johnny.
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- What's up, man?
- I'm good, man.
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Hey, so, uh, I picked something up for you
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when I was in Hong Kong,
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and I thought it'd be easier
for me to just drop it off here
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than put it in the mail, so...
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Thank you, Josh.
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Wow. Did it come in this nice plastic?
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No. I paid a lot extra for it.
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[Laughter]
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Hey, just try it on,
see if I got the sizes right.
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Okay, yeah. I will.
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Wow, you were in China?
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I go there all the time for business.
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And when I'm there, they make
custom clothes so cheap,
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- I just load up.
- Yo, I've always wanted
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to go to China. Mostly for the pandas.
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I hear they got 1.35 billion
pandas over there.
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That's 1.35 billion people, Billy.
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They got a panda
for every person over there?
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Oh, man, I'm gonna love China.
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Holy shit, look at this.
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Huh? Hey.
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These shoulders aren't easy to size.
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- Perfect fit, bro.
- Right?
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Color's pretty epic on you, too.
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What's happening?
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All right, I'ma let you guys
get to it, okay?
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Okay, hey, thank you!
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You're welcome.
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[Laughing]
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Uh, hey, so, all right,
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I'm in town for a few more weeks
before I go back overseas.
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Wanna hang out? Grab a beer?
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- Sounds great.
- Awesome.
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- I'll give you a shout.
- Hit me up.
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All right, hey, guys, take care.
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Okay. We'll see you later, buddy.
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- Yes.
- [Chuckling]
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- Yo, that's a nice man, bro.
- Right?
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You give him your phone number?
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Who, Josh?
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Some other guy buying you
custom-made shirts?
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It's a shirt. It's no big deal.
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I bought Hank a Dick Butkus shirt once.
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And you got the size wrong
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'cause you don't know my shoulders.
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Dude knows your shoulders.
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I think what everybody's trying to say
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is be careful, Mousse.
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White knight syndrome is great
when you're being showered
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with gifts, but that shit
can turn dark real quick, man.
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Happens all the time.
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One minute he's buying you shirts,
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and the next minute he's sitting
in a chair in the corner
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of your bedroom watching you sleep.
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Creepy.
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Or devoted.
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It's a fine line.
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[Upbeat music]
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So, we just gonna ignore
the fact that you didn't answer
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my calls this weekend.
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Really glad someone said something.
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The tension in that silence was palpable.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I was super busy this weekend.
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I uh, had to help Theresa's brother move.
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And then Josh and I were hanging out.
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We went to the game on Saturday night,
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then we stopped at Gibson's
for some steaks after.
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[Siren receding]
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You got a table at Gibson's on the weekend?
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Yeah, turns out, Josh knows
someone in the kitchen.
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He's kind of a foodie.
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I used to think I hated foodies,
but this dude's pretty cool.
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[Phone ringing]
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Oh, that's him.
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Yo, Josh-WA.
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No, now's a good time.
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Hmm?
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Yeah, he's here.
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[Laughing]
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- What was that about?
- What was what about?
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With Josh. You looked at me and laughed.
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What? That's crazy, bro.
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[Gasps]
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Are you jealous of Josh?
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Oh, you mean "Josh-WA"?
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Guys, I'm real...
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You're jealous.
That's actually kind of sweet.
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- I don't get jealous.
- Good, 'cause I didn't
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get jealous when you started
getting free wifi
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from that cable guy who fell off the roof.
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Alan?- Yeah, yeah, Alan.
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Alan was different. Alan was blowing me.
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Now, unless Josh is blowing you,
I totally get it.
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- He's not blowing me.
- Do you?
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- He's not blowing me.
- Okay, sure.
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Hey, Sophie, what's the matter?
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I thought they released you days ago.
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Can we help you?
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Hi, I'm Brian, the paramedic
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who brought Sophie to the hospital.
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Is she okay?
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Well, her prom date cancelled on her.
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What? What a jerk!
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He said it's because he couldn't afford it,
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but she thinks it's because of the bruises.
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She wanted to see
if the doctors could do anything
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to speed up the healing process.
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Unfortunately, it's just gonna take time.
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Hey, Sophie.
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I looked up Jennifer garner's prom picture.
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Yeah, you lied.
261
00:08:47,836 --> 00:08:49,502
She looked amazing.
262
00:08:49,504 --> 00:08:50,937
I did lie about that.
263
00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:52,872
You deserve the truth.
264
00:08:52,874 --> 00:08:55,108
That guy who cancelled on you,
what's his name?
265
00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,709
Jeremy Travers.
266
00:08:56,711 --> 00:09:00,146
Well, Jeremy Travers is one dumb mother,
267
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,048
you can guess the rest.
Am I right, Sophie's dad?
268
00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,683
- Never trusted him.
- Yeah.
269
00:09:03,685 --> 00:09:05,685
Any guy would be lucky
to go to the prom with you.
270
00:09:05,687 --> 00:09:07,554
- You don't have to say that.
- I'm sure there's
271
00:09:07,556 --> 00:09:09,188
thousands of guys
waiting to take his place.
272
00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,991
Everybody who wants to go
already has a date.
273
00:09:11,993 --> 00:09:13,960
So...
274
00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:15,495
What if I took you?
275
00:09:15,497 --> 00:09:17,063
You'd do that for me?
276
00:09:17,065 --> 00:09:19,632
With your parents' blessing, I would.
277
00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:21,100
- Well...[Stammers]
- That's...
278
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,535
What a gentleman.
279
00:09:22,537 --> 00:09:23,836
That's really nice of you, Brian.
280
00:09:23,838 --> 00:09:25,171
Awesome!
281
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,606
Well, I just have one question for you.
282
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,941
Cummerbund or vest?
283
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,976
Your choice.
284
00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:31,878
Oh! Okay, curveball.
285
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,947
All right, one more question.
286
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,282
Do you want to be surprised
or do you want me to tell you
287
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,550
what I'm going with right now?
288
00:09:37,552 --> 00:09:38,985
Whatever.
289
00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:42,188
Okay, surprise it is.
290
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,756
Cummerbund. It's cummerbund.
291
00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:46,559
I'm sorry, I got too excited.
I spilled the beans.
292
00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:49,095
It's always gonna be cummerbund, isn't it?
293
00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:52,632
All right, everybody, this weekend,
294
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,734
dinner at my place if you're not working.
295
00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:58,204
You're invited.
I'll be making... shrimp scampi.
296
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,372
- Excuse me?
- Oh!
297
00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:01,374
I love, love, love a good scampi.
298
00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:02,375
I'm in.
299
00:10:02,377 --> 00:10:04,177
Since when do you make dinner, Johnny?
300
00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:06,446
Well, this'll be a first.
Josh convinced me to try it.
301
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:07,547
- Oh, Josh.
- Josh...
302
00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:09,349
Josh asked you to cook for him?
303
00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:10,550
Yeah.
304
00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:12,085
He's been hooking me up
with all this stuff.
305
00:10:12,087 --> 00:10:13,920
I told him I wanted to do
something cool for him.
306
00:10:13,922 --> 00:10:16,155
He was like, "make me dinner some night,"
307
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,091
and I was like, "all right."
308
00:10:18,093 --> 00:10:19,525
What was I gonna do, say no?
309
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,160
- Hell, yeah, you say no!
- Yes!
310
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,729
I don't know, man.
311
00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:25,331
You're in dangerous territory
with this white knight thing.
312
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,633
Yeah, we just wanna make sure
313
00:10:26,635 --> 00:10:28,034
this guy isn't some weirdo, Johnny.
314
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:30,870
No, guys, ho... wha... wha... It's fine.
315
00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,171
Josh is fine.
316
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,841
I saved his life, and we got close.
317
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,809
Now I'm making him dinner. Whatevs.
318
00:10:36,811 --> 00:10:38,244
- Whatevs?
- And the recipe calls for 12,
319
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,612
so all you assholes better be there.
320
00:10:39,614 --> 00:10:42,415
- Saturday night.
- Oh, I wish I could, John,
321
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,385
but I'll be attending the North
Park prom on Saturday.
322
00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:48,921
Seriously, buddy?
323
00:10:48,923 --> 00:10:50,857
Uh...
324
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:51,958
Yeah.
325
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,661
Yeah, I'm out Saturday, too.
326
00:10:54,663 --> 00:10:56,129
Actually, all Saturdays.
327
00:10:56,131 --> 00:10:58,064
Wait, what do you do all Saturdays?
328
00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:01,067
[Rescue radio chatter in background]
329
00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:04,337
Nothing.
330
00:11:04,339 --> 00:11:06,339
What's with all the questions, man?
331
00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:09,342
[Jazz music]
332
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:13,513
333
00:11:13,515 --> 00:11:14,781
What's up, guys?
334
00:11:18,018 --> 00:11:19,719
What the hell is happening?
335
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,487
Johnny's tripping.
336
00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:23,089
He's holed up out there in the kitchen,
337
00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:25,725
and I'm sitting here
without so much as a Pringle.
338
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,226
No snacks!
339
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,795
He's been in there all day.
340
00:11:28,797 --> 00:11:30,163
Won't let anyone in.
341
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:33,231
You better get some appetizers
out here soon, Mousse!
342
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,968
You don't wanna see my blood sugar on tilt.
343
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,705
I get wild when my blood sugar's
low, I ain't playing.
344
00:11:38,707 --> 00:11:43,976
You better bring some snacks
out here right now, Johnny.
345
00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:46,746
That was Billy that said that.
It was just a joke though, man.
346
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,848
You can take your time.
347
00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,484
Everybody gets two forks?
348
00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:53,453
Two forks. No food.
349
00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:55,088
Everything has to be perfect for Josh.
350
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,456
Uh-oh.
351
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,457
Yup.
352
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:58,458
Voila!
353
00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,793
Crabmeat St. Francis.
354
00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:02,028
And you cretins better enjoy it
355
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,196
'cause it took me forever to make.
356
00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:05,565
I had to stir the roux for like an hour.
357
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,899
Ah, don't worry about it, bro.
358
00:12:06,901 --> 00:12:08,167
I can't have any kangaroo.
359
00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:10,703
Not after everything they done for me.
360
00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:12,038
No, "roux."
361
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,006
Like, r-o-u-x.
362
00:12:14,008 --> 00:12:15,908
Like, multiple kangaroos?
363
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:17,744
You know what? Don't talk tonight, Billy...
364
00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:19,145
What are you doing?
365
00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:20,446
What?
366
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,882
God damn, Voo, portion size!
Save some for Josh.
367
00:12:22,884 --> 00:12:24,884
That scoop is like the size of your head.
368
00:12:24,886 --> 00:12:28,287
Oh! You did it anyway,
after I asked you nicely not to.
369
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,722
I couldn't help it.
370
00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,491
- Wow, Johnny.
- What?
371
00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:32,859
You're being an asshole tonight.
372
00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:35,061
No, he's not being an asshole.
373
00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:36,329
Thank you, Cash.
374
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:37,830
No, no, no. It's worse than that.
375
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,632
The way you're acting right now?
376
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,768
That crazy look in your eyes?
377
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,303
I had that look with my second wife.
378
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,306
You've got Florence Nightingale
syndrome, dude.
379
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,508
- What?
- Oh, brother,
380
00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,443
you are certifiable. You saved this dude,
381
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,078
and now you're obsessed with him.
382
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,046
Why 'cause I want to show
my new friend a good time?
383
00:12:54,048 --> 00:12:55,948
Johnny, you are wearing his shirt.
384
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:58,184
Take it from somebody who's been there.
385
00:12:58,186 --> 00:13:00,119
You got it... bad!
386
00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:02,855
I don't get Nightingale'd, okay?
387
00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:04,657
I'm the white knight.
That's my thing, the white...
388
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,659
[Knock on door] Oh, my God, that's him.
389
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,327
He's here.
390
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:11,297
- There he is!
- Johnny!
391
00:13:11,299 --> 00:13:13,299
- For you.
- What's this, man?
392
00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:15,835
My buddy's a wine rep and he's
always sending me free cases,
393
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,770
so I figured I'd bring one to dinner.
394
00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:18,905
You see that?
395
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:20,840
Josh brought a bunch of nice wine.
396
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,742
None of y'all brought shit.
397
00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:26,646
Hey, guys.
398
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:28,614
Um, it smells interesting in here.
399
00:13:28,616 --> 00:13:30,883
It's the kangaroo.
400
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,361
[Background chatter]
401
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,695
I don't think I can do this.
402
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,397
I look terrible. I...
403
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,033
Here's what we're gonna do.
404
00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:47,835
We're gonna go in there
405
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,904
and we're gonna have the best
frickin' night of our lives,
406
00:13:49,906 --> 00:13:51,105
because this is the prom.
407
00:13:51,107 --> 00:13:52,973
I can't, I...
408
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:54,875
The more fun you have,
409
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,877
the worse stupid Jeremy's gonna feel
410
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,913
about not going with you.
411
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:00,848
What do you say?
412
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:02,216
M'lady?
413
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,388
[Overlapping chatter]
414
00:14:09,257 --> 00:14:13,961
Josh, this wine is literally the best wine.
415
00:14:13,963 --> 00:14:15,129
- Yeah.
- Well...
416
00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:17,564
I'll tell you the secret.
417
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,832
[Whispers] Grapes.
418
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,502
[All laughing]
419
00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:23,837
I thought you were really
gonna say a secret there.
420
00:14:25,774 --> 00:14:28,909
So, um...
421
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,812
What do y'all think of the... scampi?
422
00:14:31,814 --> 00:14:33,480
- It is so good...
- I love it.
423
00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:34,815
Josh?
424
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,583
What'd you think of the scampi?
425
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:37,818
It's good.
426
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,987
It's really good.
427
00:14:39,989 --> 00:14:42,423
Why'd you say it like that? [Laughs]
428
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,224
Like what?
429
00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:45,893
It's good.
430
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,696
Be honest, bro. I can take it.
431
00:14:48,698 --> 00:14:49,964
[Weak chuckle]
432
00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:52,833
No, it was great.
433
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:54,501
- Yes, it was great, yum!
- You know?
434
00:14:54,503 --> 00:14:55,737
I mean like, if I was gonna offer
435
00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:58,472
- any constructive criticism...
- Oh, you hated it.
436
00:14:58,474 --> 00:14:59,873
I didn't hate it.
437
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,976
- Johnny.
- The shrimp is fine, Mousse.
438
00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:03,544
Fine? Did Josh drive
all the way from Andersonville
439
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,723
for "fine"? I don't think so.
440
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:06,970
I can totally make some more...
You know what?
441
00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:09,115
I'm gonna make some more
real quick, no big deal.
442
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:09,216
- Dude, dude...
- No, don't, don't...
443
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:11,852
Absolutely not. It's not a big deal.
444
00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:13,821
And you know what?
I actually have to get going.
445
00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:16,056
I've got another thing.
446
00:15:16,058 --> 00:15:19,460
Oh... I didn't know
you had something else tonight.
447
00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:26,433
Um, I'm sorry, I thought
this was just a casual thing.
448
00:15:27,902 --> 00:15:31,939
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's to... it's totally casual.
449
00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:35,009
Um, you know what? You sit tight
450
00:15:35,011 --> 00:15:40,047
and I'm gonna get you
some cobbler to go, all right?
451
00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:41,882
Hey, Soph.
452
00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:44,251
I can't believe Jeremy had the to show up
453
00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:46,220
to the dance with Amanda. What a dick.
454
00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:47,521
Yeah...
455
00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:49,823
That's awesome that you still came, though.
456
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,393
And I think you look beautiful.
457
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,094
And your Uncle's not so bad either.
458
00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:56,130
Oh, no, uh, he's not my Uncle.
459
00:15:56,132 --> 00:15:58,198
He's the paramedic that saved me.
460
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,100
Whoa, that's... That's hot.
461
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:01,535
Major upgrade. [Giggles]
462
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:04,204
See, we were all feeling pretty
sorry for you, in a bad way,
463
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:07,574
but, paramedic... Major, major upgrade.
464
00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:09,610
Let's go, guys.
465
00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:12,479
[Pop music plays]
466
00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:13,981
So what do you say we get out there
467
00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:17,017
- and mix it up a little bit?
- No, I'm honestly fine.
468
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,185
Fine?
469
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,853
There is no way, as your date,
470
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,456
I'm going to allow your prom
experience to be just "fine."
471
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,757
It has to be spectacular.
472
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,492
I mean, look, Sophie,
do whatever you want do.
473
00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:26,860
This is your night.
474
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,963
But I mean, it would be pretty
great out there.
475
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,899
But no pressure.
476
00:16:31,901 --> 00:16:34,001
But that... I mean, listen to that song.
477
00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:35,235
That's a good song.
478
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:36,870
I came here thinking about that song.
479
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,739
I heard that song in my head
when we walked through the door.
480
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:39,907
What do you say? Look at you.
481
00:16:39,909 --> 00:16:41,275
Lookit, you wanna go. You wanna go,
482
00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:42,843
I wanna go. You're talking me into it.
483
00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:44,244
I'm looking at your face, you want to go.
484
00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:46,213
- Let's go, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay.
485
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:51,785
- [Pop song continues]
- [Students whooping]
486
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:55,823
Oh, we have got to organize
this Tupperware draw.
487
00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:57,391
This is insane.
488
00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:59,827
There's no matches.
How can they contain anything?
489
00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:01,361
Just a second, Josh.
490
00:17:01,363 --> 00:17:03,230
- Hey, you need to chill out.
- Is he being weird, 'cause...
491
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:04,965
- You're freaking everyone out.
- He's barely spoken to me...
492
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,366
- Shh...
- all night.
493
00:17:06,368 --> 00:17:09,236
Oh, oh! Ha ha ha!
494
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,771
Thank you, God!
495
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,843
Okay, Josh I got the...
496
00:17:17,712 --> 00:17:18,979
Where's Josh?
497
00:17:18,981 --> 00:17:20,914
[Laughs] Oh, he left.
498
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,349
What? He just left?
499
00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:24,017
You freaked him out, man.
500
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:25,119
Why didn't you guys say anything?
501
00:17:25,121 --> 00:17:27,254
Somebody told me not to say nothing.
502
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,156
We were trying to give him a head start.
503
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:30,557
What, did you think I was
gonna chase after him?
504
00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,793
Well, you did just pull
your keys out of your pocket.
505
00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:34,561
[Keys jingle]
506
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,766
I got Nightingale'd, didn't I?
507
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,535
- Yeah, buddy.
- Mm-hmm.
508
00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:43,170
- Real bad.
- Hard.
509
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,838
[Scattered giggling]
510
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,007
All right, everybody, the votes are in.
511
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:50,310
It's time to announce
the king and queen of the prom.
512
00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:51,712
There was voting? I didn't know that.
513
00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:52,846
Did you know that?
514
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:54,281
Yeah, I voted while you were dancing.
515
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,283
Well, why didn't you come and...
516
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,819
Probably best I didn't vote.
Who'd you pick?
517
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,154
Um, Sarah and Jason.
518
00:18:00,156 --> 00:18:02,789
Nice. Been rooting for them all night.
519
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,359
I like how their outfits match
but not too much.
520
00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:07,561
They... they get it.
521
00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:09,963
And the winners are...
522
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:13,600
Sophie Parnell and Brian Czyk!
523
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:16,870
[Applause and whooping]
524
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,972
- No way!
- I don't believe it.
525
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,440
- I don't believe it.
- No way!
526
00:18:20,442 --> 00:18:21,475
No way!
527
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,047
Get up here, you guys.
528
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:31,685
Wow!
529
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,089
It's an honor, it's an honor.
530
00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:38,559
Wow, wow, this is unexpected.
531
00:18:38,561 --> 00:18:43,530
Um... ooh, my God.
My heart's beating so fast.
532
00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,132
Uh, what can I say?
533
00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:48,702
Um, first and foremost, as your king,
534
00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:51,872
I promise to always shoot straight with ya.
535
00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:54,208
I'm not gonna be like
one of those a-hole kings
536
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,243
like in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
537
00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:57,644
and Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
538
00:18:57,646 --> 00:19:00,847
I'm gonna be an honest king.
539
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,751
More like The Lion King king.
540
00:19:04,753 --> 00:19:06,820
I guess, as my first order of business,
541
00:19:06,822 --> 00:19:09,089
I'm gonna deliver some hard truths.
542
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,791
Jeremy Travers, I don't know where you are,
543
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,025
but that was a dick move
544
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,727
not taking Sophie to the prom with you.
545
00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,596
This could've been you up here, sir.
546
00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:18,665
Uh, let's see, what else?
I wanna thank my mom.
547
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,835
For just being there for me
and being a supporter...
548
00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:24,171
[Crowd chanting Sophie]
549
00:19:24,173 --> 00:19:25,872
Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
550
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,641
Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
551
00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:30,244
- Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
- [Cheers and applause]
552
00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:33,146
Hit it, DJ!
553
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:36,350
Uh, I think everybody
wants to hear from Sophie.
554
00:19:36,352 --> 00:19:37,918
[Cheers and applause]
555
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,687
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Sophie, right!
556
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:43,457
All right, Sophie. Take it away, Soph.
557
00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:47,995
You're... you're holding the microphone.
558
00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:50,464
What? Oh, me...
Is this the only one you have?
559
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:52,499
- Yeah.
- Okay, my bad.
560
00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:56,603
Uh, thanks, everybody, and, uh, hit it DJ!
561
00:19:56,605 --> 00:19:58,438
- [Dance music starts]
- [Cheers and applause]
562
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,642
563
00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:04,244
Come here.
564
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,179
Thank you so much for everything.
565
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,582
This is one of the
greatest days of my life.
566
00:20:09,069 --> 00:20:10,236
I can't believe I frickin'
567
00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:11,670
Nightingale'd myself.
568
00:20:11,672 --> 00:20:13,305
I'm so embarrassed.
569
00:20:13,307 --> 00:20:14,406
What are you doing?
570
00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:16,742
Well, I need to apologize to Josh.
571
00:20:16,744 --> 00:20:19,645
I keep calling him,
but he hasn't gotten back to me.
572
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,247
This is Josh's office?
573
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:22,815
Yeah, I'll be right back.
574
00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:24,250
Oh, shit.
575
00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:26,452
Now your valve, when we got in there,
576
00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:28,087
you know, was looking a little gnarly.
577
00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:31,523
So we went ahead and we replaced it.
578
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:33,943
Hey, I've been trying to call you.
579
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:34,994
Hey. Shit.
580
00:20:34,996 --> 00:20:36,462
Uh...
581
00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:39,771
Yeah, John, I've...
I've been... I've been busy.
582
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,046
Yeah, no worries.
583
00:20:41,046 --> 00:20:42,868
Who's this?
584
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,503
This is Dave.
585
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:48,240
He's... my cardiologist.
586
00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:51,260
- Oh, hey, Dave.
- So, this is Johnny.
587
00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:53,758
- This is Johnny!
- [Laughing] Yeah! Okay.
588
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:54,947
- What the hell was that, Dave?
- [Laughs] Hey...
589
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,151
- It's time to go, John.
- What the hell was that?
590
00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:58,109
John, it's time to go. Come on.
591
00:20:58,109 --> 00:20:59,818
Huh? This is insane. Did he
tell you that I saved his life?
592
00:20:59,818 --> 00:21:01,273
- Hmm?
- Yeah, he did.
593
00:21:01,274 --> 00:21:02,347
- This is so messed up.
- John, John, John.
594
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:03,451
You know what? You know what?
595
00:21:03,451 --> 00:21:05,090
Go back to Hong Kong, Josh, okay?
596
00:21:05,092 --> 00:21:07,259
'Cause you just awoke this sleeping giant.
597
00:21:07,261 --> 00:21:09,359
- I'm the sleeping giant.
- Okay, okay, okay.
598
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,379
And I'm never cooking for you again.
599
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:12,918
That was Japan, and your
shrimp needed salt, John.
600
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,833
- What?
- Say that again about my scampi!
601
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,504
Say that again about my scampi.
602
00:21:16,504 --> 00:21:18,326
Security! Security!
603
00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:18,704
Security! Security!
604
00:21:18,754 --> 00:21:23,304
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