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[ Indistinct talking,
cellphone ringing ]
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-I'm dropping her off early.
-I didn't even say hello.
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I heard your mouth open.
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We're ahead of schedule.
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How can you be ahead of schedule
on a day at the aquarium?
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Well, the fish
weren't bringing it.
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[ Tapping ]
We've already seen you swim.
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Do something else.
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All right, we're done here.
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Can't you drop off
Graham first?
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I drop off
in alphabetical order.
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"Cooper"
comes before "D'Amato."
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My last name is Banks.
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Well, you can't drop off
Sophie yet
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because I...
haven't had time...
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to water the plants!
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And I can't water the plants
when Sophie's here.
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So, figure it out!
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Goodbye.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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I fooled him.
For an hour or two.
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But you should probably go.
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Sophie's coming home?
I'm definite gonna go.
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I don't like seeing clients
outside of the office.
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You call them clients?
But you're so good with kids.
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Only when they're sick
and the power dynamic is clear.
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With a healthy kid,
I don't know what to say.
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Mm.
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Sophie, I...
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I know we haven't known
each other for that long,
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and please forgive me
if this seems insensitive,
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but is it hard for you
to watch your dad water plants?
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No.
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Next stop,
your house.
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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**
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[ Engine revs ]
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Change of plans.
I'm now dropping off
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in order of
projected career earnings.
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Graham, since you're the only
future white male in the car,
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you'll be first.
-Yes!
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-Are you kidding me?! Stop!
-Gosh! -What?
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Sorry, everyone else.
The world is an unfair place.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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Poppy: Ooh!
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New drama teacher
already feeling his oats.
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"Grease." [ Chuckles ]
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Can't wait to see
7-year-olds
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tackle Rizzo's
pregnancy scare.
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Well, Rory will be
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a transcendent Danny Zuko.
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Last year, when I saw him step
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on stage as Captain von Trapp,
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I knew I could just sit back,
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relax, and enjoy the ride
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because I was in the hands
of a master.
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Don't get me started
on Graham.
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Nazi 12 and Nun 13?
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Talk about a utility player.
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What was his line, again?
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He had two -- "Look!"
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and [wavering] "Maria?"
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Well, the girls
are building sets.
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They just drew
a papier-mâché Greased Lightnin'
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that looks street legal.
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I'm afraid of my children.
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-Whoa!
-Wow!
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-I hate it.
-Me too.
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Screw papier-mâché!
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We need a real car.
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Who has a car so crappy
we can just --
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[ Engine sputters ]
Forward! I want you to go forward!
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[ Tires screech, horn plays
"Yankee Doodle Dandy" ]
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Whoa!
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Douglas! Big boy.
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[ Chuckles ] Thank you
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with regards
to my time management
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vis-à-vis watering the plants.
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You guys know I'm sleeping
with Dr. Dewan, huh?
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-Yeah.
-Yes. -Of course.
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What are we
talking about?
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Will, how was it having sex
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for the first time...
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in half...a...decade?
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It's been...
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dehydrating.
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Word.
That's why I've been doing so much eye drops.
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But also, it's so fun,
and I never want to stop.
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Nice.
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But I'm not ready
to tell Sophie yet.
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And I-I-I'm so bad
at hiding it from her.
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Yesterday freaked me out.
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Yeah, well, close calls are
a part of being a single parent.
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We've all had 'em.
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Choir practice
was cancelled.
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I know. Got your message.
Be right in.
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**
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And one time,
I had to "E.T." a guy.
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Made him sit in Graham's
stuffed animal closet
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for two hours
without moving.
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So, there are
a few techniques.
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No. There's only
one technique.
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Lie.
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Always lie.
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We're home, Dad!
We're home!
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Girls, uh...
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meet my sister Gail.
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Yay!
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We have
an Aunt Gail!
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Oh, Aunt Gail could go
all night.
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Lie, Will.
It's the only way.
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Not for me, okay?
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Sophie and I have
a very transparent relationship.
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I've never lied to her,
and I never will. Watch this.
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Sophie!
Ask me a hard question.
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How old will I be
when you die?
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Probably 51.
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Hey, Douglas, uh, your girls
are measuring my car.
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Should I be worried?
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With them, yes.
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Always yes.
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**
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I've been cast
as Vince Fontaine.
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Who?
The B-list celeb
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who judges high school
dance contests for some reason.
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I guess to supplement
his income!
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Well, who the hell got cast
as Danny Zuko?
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I've been cast
as Danny Zuko!
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The lead
of the musical "Grease"!
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Oh...
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I have so many lines, Mom!
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And I have to say them!
On a platform!
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In front of people!
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I think that's called
a stage, honey.
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All that matters is that you do
your best and...
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have fun?
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Fun?!
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How can I have fun
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when the universe
has totally biffed it?!
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Thought you might be
running low.
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Mm.
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How's Graham?
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I just caught him vomiting
mid-hand jive.
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So, yeah,
he's a little nervous.
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How's Rory?
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He's -- He's great.
Yeah.
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Unrelated, should we go
introduce ourselves
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to the new drama teacher?
Just to...
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Just to what?
Bum ourselves out?
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Well, no, just to see
what could be done
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about this whole
casting boo-boo.
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[ Chuckles ] You know, I mean,
I never meddle, bu--
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Poppy.
Mm?
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Have you ever met
my friend...Poppy?
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Okay. Okay.
I meddle occasionally.
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Bu--
Occasionally?
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You beat up
spelling bee judges.
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You blackmailed
the commissioner of T-Ball.
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And I still to this day
don't know how Rory,
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as a first grader,
gets to edit the yearbook.
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He has a vision --
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Sensations!
Hmm...
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Don't tell him
that's also a condom.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, fine, I meddle.
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And no,
Rory's not doing great.
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He's a mess.
Okay, look.
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What you call
a casting boo-boo,
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I call a gross miscarriage
of justice.
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Right.
You don't think I wanna meddle?
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I wanna meddle so hard,
it hurts.
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But I won't.
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Because no matter how hard it is
for me to watch,
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I'm just gonna have to accept
the fact that my son,
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Graham...
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is going to have to carry...
a school play.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, fine,
so your answer's no.
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Fair enough.
We won't meddle.
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I won't meddle.
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[ Knock on door ]
Mr. Biscuits?
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Hmm?
I need to talk to you.
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[ British accent ] You know,
Mr. Biscuits was my father.
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Please,
call me Dr. Biscuits.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Why was this horrifying
snake earring under our couch?
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Dr. Dewan left it here.
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Dr. Dewan was here?
Yes, she was.
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With you?
Yes.
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Why would my doctor
come to my house to see my dad?
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Oh, no.
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Am I really, really,
really sick?
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No. No, honey.
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No, you are not sick.
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Then why
was my doctor here?
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Because...
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you're the opposite
of sick.
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Why would she tell you that
in person?
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Or at all?
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Aren't lots of people
the opposite of sick?
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Not as opposite of sick
as you.
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Dr. Dewan came to our house
in person
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because you are
so the opposite of sick that...
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she nominated you
for an award.
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And you won!
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Sophia Nairobi Cooper,
congratulations!
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You're the winner
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of the Healthiest Child
in America Award!
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Healthiest Child In America
is an award you can win?
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Mm-hmm.
Yes!
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I'm the healthiest child
in America!
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Yay!
Suck it, Gwen!
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Gwen's a girl at school who
won't shut up about vitamins.
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I know who Gwen is
'cause I'm such a good father!
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Yaaaaaaaaaay!Yaaaaaaaaaay!
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...aaaaaaaay.
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I got your text.
Healthiest Child in America? I hate it.
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But I want to tell you
something. I'm proud of you.
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All I've ever wanted
was to make you proud.
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But not for this, okay?
I don't lie to Sophie ever.
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I can't lie, okay?
I have to come clean.
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No, no, no, no.
You never come clean.
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You double down.
You double down hard.
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Kids, Aunt Gail called.
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She did 23andMe, and it turns
out we're not related after all.
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I'm just glad my parents
aren't alive to find out.
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If they're even
my parents.
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No offense to the twins,
but Sophie's smart.
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She's bought the lie for now,
but she's gonna figure it out.
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Nonsense. She's a child.
Children are dumb.
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Daddy, how come the Healthiest
Child in America Award
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doesn't have a website?
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Are you sure it's real?
What?!
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There's no
Healthiest-Child-In-America.com?
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No. There's not.
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I must have, um --
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Forgot how to teach your
daughter to use the Internet?
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"Dot com"?
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Come on, this is a clear-cut
"dot gov" situation.
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The Healthiest Child
in America Awards
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are funded
by taxpayers.
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Happily, I should add.
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My mistake.
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I just assumed it came
from the private sector.
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So, where am I accepting
my award, Dad?
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You mean me? Just 'cause
Douglas is a dad, too, so...
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Washington, D.C.
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The He-Chas are always
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in Washington, D.C.
What he said. In...
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We're still
doing this, huh?
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All right.
I respect that.
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Why would you say
it's in Washington, D.C.?
254
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,026
It's a national award.
Where else would it be held?
255
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,895
She's onto us.
Okay, so you're trapped in a lie.
256
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,497
You just keep on lying.
257
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,499
Life's a wild ride, huh?
258
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,834
What if I can't
lie my way out of it?
259
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,402
Sophie has learned a lot
from "The Good Wife."
260
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,837
You can. We can.
261
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,471
Yes, she's a smart child,
262
00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,574
but even smart children
get bored.
263
00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,176
All we have to do is just
keep dragging out the lie
264
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,712
until she loses interest.
265
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,980
We're in a war of attrition,
my friend.
266
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,649
Oh, good.
I'm at war.
267
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,650
With my child.
268
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,651
Yes.
269
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,055
So, long story riveting,
my porridge won.
270
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,824
And that's how I got
my honorary doctorate.
271
00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:17,958
And you are?
272
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,327
Uh, Poppy Banks.
I'm Rory's mother.
273
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,195
Yes, your son
is wildly talented.
274
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,997
Thank you.
275
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,699
But you didn't cast him
as Danny.
276
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,500
Precisely.
Too expected.
277
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,437
You see, Ms. Banks, theater
should never be comfortable.
278
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,907
Theater should never
be safe...anywhere.
279
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:38,011
But especially -- especially --
here in elementary school.
280
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,579
I couldn't agree more.
Mm.
281
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,515
I mean, a straight-ahead,
down-the-middle "Grease"?
282
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,184
Yawn. [ Laughing ]
283
00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,686
And that's
not the Biscuits way.
284
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,754
Ah, you've read my book.
285
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,255
Of course.
286
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,357
You know what I'd do
if I had my copy
287
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,659
o-of...
288
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,660
"Daddy Never Clapped."
289
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,894
Yes.
290
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,529
Oh, I would turn
to chapter...
291
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,098
125.
292
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,734
"Sleep with Caution All You
Like, But Always Marry Danger."
293
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,969
And I'd say...
294
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,406
...What about expanding
the role of Vince Fontaine?
295
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,876
Ooh.
296
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:12,579
"Grease" as seen through
the lens of Rydell High's
297
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,448
first African-American
celebrity dance contest judge.
298
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,250
Mm.
299
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,253
**
300
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,221
What?! How the --
301
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,725
They're seven!
302
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,794
How would you like
for your car
303
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,296
to become
the Greased Lightnin'?
304
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,398
You want my car
for your play?
305
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,233
Aw,
look who came to class.
306
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,835
Don't you want
a cool car?
307
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,569
Sure,
but look at this heap.
308
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,238
It'll never be
Greased Lightnin'.
309
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,440
This car could have
AC and heating.
310
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,441
[ Note blares ]
311
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,776
Zero leaking.
312
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:43,643
[ Note blares ]
313
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,313
Both:
Upholstered seating.
314
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,649
[ Note blares ]
This car could be Greased Lightnin'?
315
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,984
**
316
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,686
* We'll get
some overhead lifters *
317
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,654
* And four barrel quads,
oh, yeah *
318
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,489
* Keep talkin',
whoa, keep talkin' *
319
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,625
* With a four-speed
on the floor *
320
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,728
* They'll be waiting
at the door, Greased Lightnin' *
321
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,496
* Go, go, go,
go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go *
322
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,165
* Go, Greased Lightnin'
323
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,834
* You're burnin' up
the quarter mile *
324
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,136
* Greased Lightnin',
go, Greased Lightnin' *
325
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,604
* You are supreme,
the chicks'll scream * * Uh-huh, uh-huh
326
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,141
* For Greased Lightnin', yeah
* Go, go, go
327
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,809
* Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go
328
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,179
* Yeah, I said go,
Greased Lightnin', go *
329
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,681
* I said go, you crazy car
330
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,851
* I said Greasy Lightning,
Greasy Thunder *
331
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,419
* Sca-ba-doo-bow-boo-ba
332
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,521
Why did Vince Fontaine
stop the dance contest
333
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,990
to sing
"Greased Lightnin'"?
334
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,359
And who invited him
to the girls' sleepover?
335
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,061
He pierced Sandy's ears!
336
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,164
You totally meddled!
337
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,866
Okay, yes, I meddled
338
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,667
so that Graham
could have less lines.
339
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,402
I thought you'd be happy.
Happy?
340
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,104
Please, I'm thrilled
Graham has less lines.
341
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,173
But that's me
just being selfish.
342
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,640
What if it would be
a good thing
343
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,009
for Graham to be a lead
in the play?
344
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,578
What if, I don't know, it got
him out of his comfort zone?
345
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,614
What if he is one
of the great actors of our time?
346
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,118
Help! The grease in my hair
is attracting bees! Aah!
347
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,221
Don't pretend that you meddled
on Graham's behalf.
348
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,957
You've never done it before,
and he struggles all the time.
349
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,692
Struggling is his brand.
350
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,494
You rewrote "Grease"
351
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,562
because you couldn't stand
to see Rory struggle.
352
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,498
[ Gasps ]
I did not rewrite "Grease."
353
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,300
A meddler operates
in the shadows.
354
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,535
All I did was ask Biscuits
if he could explore the idea
355
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,004
of expanding
the Fontaine-i-verse!
356
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,139
What the hell
is Biscuits?!
357
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,741
I the hell am Biscuits!
358
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,210
Take five, everyone!
359
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,347
Everyone but you two.
360
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,183
So, that's
the new drama teacher?
361
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,484
Yeah, that's Biscuits.
362
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,752
Ohhh.
363
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,588
Biscuits is a person.
364
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,358
And that's why,
if we are forced to have them,
365
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,060
the 50th Annual He-Chas
366
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,330
will be the crown jewel
of the D.C. banquet season.
367
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,965
Now, I have some broadsheets
in the car.
368
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,266
Where do you keep
your easel?
369
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,100
Where don't I
keep my easel?
370
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,437
[ Doorbell rings ]
371
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,773
Hey!
Hey.
372
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,775
Uh, what are you
doing here?
373
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,610
You texted me
to come over.
374
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,446
No, I didn't.
How could I have texted you?
375
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,414
I don't even know
where my phone is.
376
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,984
Your passcode
is Al Roker's birthday?
377
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,618
Pretty weak, Dad.
378
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,921
Dr. Dewan.
Please, come in.
379
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,558
There's much to discuss.
380
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,094
**
381
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,728
And so it begins.
382
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,634
Okay, I know you only like
being around sick kids --
383
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,903
Clients.
So weird that you call them that, but okay, fine.
384
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,272
Your client, Sophie,
my daughter, is not sick.
385
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,340
Gross.
Then what am I doing here?
386
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,508
I need you to help me
outsmart her, okay?
387
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,642
I can't let her
find out about you.
388
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,912
Oh, God. I told you
to just tell her.
389
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,114
Well, we are past that,
and if she finds out I'm lying,
390
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,149
I'm gonna have to spend
all my time trying to regain her trust,
391
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,751
and I will not have time
to bed you.
392
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,087
And you know
how well I do that.
393
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,422
I do. Nothing has
surprised me more.
394
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,924
All right,
what do you need me to do?
395
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,893
Memorize this --
you nominated Sophie
396
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,694
for The Healthiest Child
in America Award,
397
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,396
and the ceremony's in
Washington, D.C.'s Ritz-Carlton.
398
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,730
The appetizers
are in the lobby,
399
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,199
and the banquet's
in the Crescent Room. Got it?
400
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,566
Got it.
Just one question.
401
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,636
Is there
a vegetarian option?
402
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,138
Ohh, you...
403
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,940
[ Giggles ]
[ Moans ]
404
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,708
I don't know. I'll have to
check with Douglas. Come on.
405
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,610
[ Sighs ]
406
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,713
**
407
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,781
You sit here, Dr. Dewan.
408
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,084
[ Clears throat ]
409
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:16,456
Dr. Dewan, am I
the healthiest child in America?
410
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,826
I wouldn't have nominated you
if you weren't. Congratulations.
411
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,062
[ Whispering ]
You got one hell of a woman on your hands here.
412
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,663
Will I be expected
to change gowns
413
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,265
between appetizers
in the Crescent Room
414
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,633
and the banquet
in the lobby?
415
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,301
Sorry, appetizers
are in the lobby
416
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,403
and the banquet
is in the Crescent Room.
417
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,772
And I'm sure
that one gown will be plenty.
418
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,807
Exquisitely handled.
Frankly, she's too good for you.
419
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,743
[ Scoffs ]
Just one more question.
420
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,311
There's been rumors
going around
421
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,380
saying that the banquet
might be rescheduled.
422
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,581
Is that true?
423
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,983
Uh...um...
424
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,184
A-A ru-- A rumor?
425
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353
Uh, that's news to me.
426
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,155
That's right, Sophie.
The rumors are true.
427
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,057
The banquet
is rescheduled.
428
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,224
For when?
For tonight.
429
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,826
Oh, this is
gonna be fun.
430
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,862
Bring it.
431
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,830
When was the banquet
originally scheduled for?
432
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,565
Christmas Eve.
433
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,200
Why is it
being rescheduled?
434
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,135
Because there's a forecast
for inclement weather.
435
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,503
But it's an indoor banquet.
436
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,339
Main course indoors,
dessert course outdoors.
437
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,041
What's the dessert course?
Ice cream bar.
438
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,709
Outdoor ice cream
in December?
439
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,311
Coats provided.
440
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,213
How late will it go?
All night long, baby.
441
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,448
Washington, D.C.,
has a 24-hour, year-round,
442
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,516
outdoor ice-cream venue?
443
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,184
You heard me.
444
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,751
What's it called?
445
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,055
Event-Boyz Entertainment
presents
446
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,224
Ice Cream Under The Stars
447
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,659
at Arlington
National Cemetery.
448
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,795
Okay, you know what? Stop, stop!
I can't take it anymore.
449
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,297
Sophie...
450
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,664
you are not
the healthiest child in America.
451
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,266
Duh.
452
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,901
Perhaps
in an unofficial capacity --
453
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,169
She's not.
I mean, sure, she's healthy,
454
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,237
but let's just say
I'm not in love
455
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,606
with the ammonia levels
in her urine.
456
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,907
Honey...
457
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,843
Dr. Dewan and I
are seeing each other.
458
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,281
And I lied to you
about a fake banquet
459
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,517
because I was scared
to tell you the truth.
460
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,052
I'm sorry.
461
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,422
And I'm sorry that your dad
suffers from a rare disorder
462
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:59,326
that makes him think
real banquets are actually fake.
463
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,162
What's it called?
464
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:07,300
Hypo-banquetitis-phrenia...
465
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,236
Type...B.
466
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,137
Fine!
467
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,505
You win!
There's no banquet!
468
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,907
**
469
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,109
Places.
470
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,810
Mr. Biscuits,
I'm not sure why --
471
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,380
Dr. Biscuits. Or else he'll do
an hour on the Porridge Fair.
472
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,749
You are here because
you interrupted rehearsal
473
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,551
and you made a mockery
474
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,354
of everything
the cast of "Winter Homecoming:
475
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,124
Vince Fontaine's Grease Legacy,
Part One" holds dear.
476
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,360
And I would like
to know why.
477
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,761
Fair enough.
You know what?
478
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,663
We'll hash it out at home
and get back to you.
479
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,498
Ah!
This is your home now.
480
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,567
A chapel where two friends
481
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,570
can bridge the rift
that has grown between them.
482
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,138
In the theater, we live,
483
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,806
we uncover,
484
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,007
and we heal.
485
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,944
O-O-kay. I-I didn't understand
m-most of that.
486
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,113
None of us understand
any of it!
487
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,048
And lights up on...
488
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,051
Oh, me?
489
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,521
Uh...[ Sighs ]
490
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,689
[ Scoffs ]
491
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,690
I think --
492
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,392
Think as a smoker.
493
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,329
All right, look,
speaking for myself,
494
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,530
I just wanted to s--
Biscuits: Unh-unh!
495
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,099
No one speaks
for themselves
496
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,234
unless they're wounded.
497
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,468
Oh.
498
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,104
And limp.
499
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,709
I know
I shouldn't meddle,
500
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,711
but there are just so many times
that I can't protect Rory.
501
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,012
So when I can, I do.
502
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,081
Can I take that again?
Yes.
503
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,484
So when I can, I do!
504
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,153
Poppy, you are
a terrible scene partner.
505
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,421
You're not even
looking at me.
506
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,291
I know you are terrified
to see your kid fail,
507
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,692
but kids need to fail.
508
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,693
It's good for them.
509
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,529
And coming from someone
510
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,232
who sees their kid fail
all the time,
511
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,434
believe me,
you get used to it.
512
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,835
Really.
513
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,839
And curtain.
514
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:57,009
I can only pray that your sons
can create such truth on stage.
515
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,345
And that you have
a loved one
516
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,413
that can attend
and record it for you.
517
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,949
Because the punishment
for disrupting rehearsal
518
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,317
is banishment
from the theater.
519
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,318
Forever.
520
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,085
[ Gasps ]
521
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,921
I'm joking!
[ Chuckles ]
522
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,490
Just for this play.
523
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,326
Which, by the way,
is just "Grease," after all.
524
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,096
I'm saving "Winter Homecoming:
V.F.G.L. One" for summer stock,
525
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,931
where the nudity
won't be watered down.
526
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,768
**
527
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,703
I'm really sorry I lied.
528
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,439
And I'm sorry for seeing through
your lie, calling your bluff,
529
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,441
and forcing you
to be honest with me.
530
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,177
So, I guess
we both made mistakes.
531
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,279
Sophie,
you know that you are
532
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,281
the most important person
in the world to me, right?
533
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,584
And I was just scared that
if I started dating someone,
534
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,319
you might worry
that that's not true anymore.
535
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,753
I get it.
536
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,690
Mom's far away, and it's been
just you and me for --
537
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,924
That's all I needed to hear.
I'll never date again.
538
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,293
No, no.
I want you to.
539
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,561
It'll be weird
sharing you with someone,
540
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,297
but also maybe good?
541
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,331
Hmm.
542
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,765
You can be a lot, Dad.
543
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,133
Imagine what it's like
being me.
544
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,468
At least you get a break.
545
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,270
Listen, I won't always
tell you everything
546
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,438
if I think
it's for your own good,
547
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,541
but I promise you,
I will never lie to you.
548
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,010
And if you ever have
any questions, I'm always here.
549
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,215
Have you and Dr. Dewan
held hands?
550
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,016
Oh, we're doing questions now.
Okay, great.
551
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,418
Yes, we've held hands.
552
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,286
Does it sometimes feel like
you're from Mars
553
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,255
and she's from Venus?
Constantly.
554
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,423
What were you guys doing
that mashed her earring
555
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,225
so far into the carpet?
556
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,293
And we've already arrived
at something I won't tell you for your own good.
557
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,761
Sorry.
Don't be.
558
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,130
When it's for your own good,
I don't tell you everything.
559
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,898
Great.
I'm glad about that.
560
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,634
That's totally healthy.
561
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,771
**
562
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,340
[ Toy squeaks ]
563
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:38,110
**
564
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,512
This is boring.
565
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,782
Okay, so,
I just saw this play
566
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,551
performed with
all the characters.
567
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,787
Now we're gonna watch it again
with just two characters? Why?
568
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,156
Because Angie and I were banned
from the official premiere.
569
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,225
But not the unauthorized,
two-man encore,
570
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,627
which leaves
15 roles uncast.
571
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,296
So could be
some dead spots.
572
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,631
There won't be any. 'Cause
my car steals every scene.
573
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,866
Yeah, yeah.
574
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,000
Oh, shh-shh-shh!
Here she comes.
575
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,903
[ Gasps ]
576
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,711
Hey, you guys,
what's shakin'?
577
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,316
Well, I spent most of my time
down at the beach.
578
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,052
Is that all
you ever think about, Sonny?
579
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,555
[ Giggles ]
580
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,990
[ Whispering ]
I'm lost.
581
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,492
Has Danny
gone crazy?
582
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,494
Dude, I'm watching
the same play you are.
583
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,928
**
584
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,667
So, you got the word, huh?
Ease off, Kenickie.
585
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,336
[ Breathing heavily ]
586
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,236
Stop it!
587
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,172
I'm sorry you had to see me lose
588
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,208
my greatest parenting gift
like that.
589
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,810
I'm certain your ability
to lie to children
590
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,211
will come back eventually.
591
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,212
Yeah, but what if --
592
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,015
what if it doesn't?
593
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,950
Oh, Sandy,
594
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,719
you're something else.
595
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,220
[ Smooches ]
596
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,425
**
597
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,893
-Whoo!
-So, what did everyone think?
598
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,533
It was the finest play
599
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,034
that any of us have ever seen.
600
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,102
-Good job, guys.
-So good.
601
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,771
And we'd like to see it again
right now.
602
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,239
-What?
-No.
603
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,807
What? I lie,
and then I double down.
604
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,409
I've made that very clear.
605
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,544
Come on!
606
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,380
Graham: Hey, you guys,
what's shakin'?
607
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,982
Well, I spent most of my time
down at the beach.
608
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,737
So, you got the word, huh?
Ease off, Kenickie.
609
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,406
[ Breathing heavily ]
610
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,306
Stop it!
611
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,242
I'm sorry you had to see me lose
612
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,278
my greatest parenting gift
like that.
613
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,846
I'm certain your ability
to lie to children
614
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,314
will come back eventually.
615
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,315
Yeah, but what if --
616
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,118
what if it doesn't?
617
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,820
Oh, Sandy,
618
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,655
you're something else.
619
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,424
[ Smooches ]
620
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:08,361
**
621
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,097
-Whoo!
-So, what did everyone think?
622
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,603
It was the finest play
623
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,104
that any of us have ever seen.
624
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,172
-Good job, guys.
-So good.
625
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,841
And we'd like to see it again
right now.
626
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,309
-What?
-No.
627
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,911
What? I lie,
and then I double down.
628
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,479
I've made that very clear.
629
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,614
Come on!
630
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,450
Graham: Hey, you guys,
what's shakin'?
631
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:33,052
Well, I spent most of my time
down at the beach.
632
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,652
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