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Welcome to Will Cooper's 2018
Spook-tacular Spook-A-Thon.
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1-2-3...lights!
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[ Spooky music plays ]
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Only, imagine it's nighttime.Okay, I should be
somewhere else.
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-I cancelled a patient for this.
-You said this was an emergency.
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Hey, guys,
there's only eight more hours
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until my spook-tacular bash
begins,
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so there's still time
for improvement.
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But let's keep it in the world
of tweaks, okay? No big ideas.
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Okay, as much as I'd love
to talk lighting tweaks,
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I have to get
to the office.
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With a bag
of furry pipe cleaners?
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[ Grunts ] I haven't finished
sewing Graham's costume yet.
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He's really picky.
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He has to wear
something terrifying
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or else he's too scared
to go trick-or-treating,
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so now I'm stuck sewing
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a giant black widow spider
under my desk.
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Why can't he be scared of
normal things like dying alone?
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-Yes.
-That's a great story.
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Ugh. It's not her.
-Ooh. Who's her?
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Angie and Poppy:
April 16th, Giuseppe's Italian, I was waiting for a cab...
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April 16th, Giuseppe's Italian,
I was waiting for a cab.
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[ Sultry jazz playing ]
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Beep-beep!
Move it or lose it!
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What are you --
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Valet: Oh, no problem.
I got it.
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♪♪
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That's the way
the cookie crumbles.
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♪♪
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Ohhh, Daddy likes.
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I ran after that car
for eight blocks like a dog,
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but she got away.
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Big Red was gone.
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Douglas,
that was beautiful --
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-So stupid.
-Chauvinistic dumbass.
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You know what?
I'm a rich doctor.
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I need none of you.
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Miggy: [ Singsong voice ] Man,
my first Halloween as a dad!
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It's crazy, this time last year,
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the gummies had just kicked in,
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and I threw up in a corn maze.
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Dude, there's so much
fun stuff to do.
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Sophie and I, we always dress up
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in a daddy-daughter costume
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and then we try
to out-scare each other.
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It's the best.
I am hyped.
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I promised my baby mama, Zara,
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I'd send a pic of Jack
in his costume.
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She's gonna love it.
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I should probably
go buy that, huh?
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[ Door opens ]Sophie: Dad?
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Hey, Miggy.
Have you seen my --
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Raaaaah!
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Ahhhhhhh...?
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I know that wasn't real,
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but I appreciate the effort.
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Who's ready for
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their daddy-daughter costume?
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[ Cloth rustling ]
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[ Colonial accent ] 'Tis I,
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politician, freemason,
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and humorist, Benjamin Franklin.
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And you look just about
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the same size as my kite!
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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[ Door opens ]
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Poppy!
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Are you a street walker?
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All right, save it,
Quaker Oats guy.
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Rory, we said
keep it simple.
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Every second
we're explaining our costumes
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is a second
we're not getting candy.
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Duh, "Pretty Woman."
I'm Edward Lewis.
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My mom is Julia Roberts' friend
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and story engine, Kit De Luca.
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Do the line.
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"We say who, we say when,
we say how much."
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Seriously? Nothing?
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Okay, okay,
smart people will get this.
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So, girls,
what are your costumes?
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I guess you can't recognize
Simon and Theodore
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without Alvin.
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Well, then it looks like
you'll be trick-or-treating
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in unrecognizable costumes.
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You knew
this gambit would fail.
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[ Chuckles ]
-Are you kidding me?
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Douglas, your girls wanted
to do a group costume,
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and you said no?
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I believe I said,
"Get out of the car.
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You're walking home,"
but the no was implied.
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You don't get to say "no."
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You think I wanted to be
an early-'90s prostitute?
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I own a feminist bookstore.It's not the same.
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A mom in a Halloween costume
with her kids looks cute,
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but no self-respecting man
dresses up in a child's costume.
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No?
What about Will?
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♪ La la la la la,
trick-or-treat ♪
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I said "self-respecting."
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You know,
the way I see it,
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Will is secure enough in
his manhood to wear a costume,
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while big Dr. Douglas
isn't.
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So, girls, who's the bigger man
this Halloween --
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Will or your dad?
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-Will, easy.
-Cooper by a mile.
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♪♪
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Give me the damn sweater.Uh-huh.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct talking,
telephones ringing ]
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[ Line ringing ]
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Ang!
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The spook-tacular bash
has boo-gun!
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Cool. Listen.
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[ Sighs ]
I have to work late tonight.
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I-I just heard Rick yell,
"Buckle up, bitches!"
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What? Just tell your boss
you need to go trick- or-treating with Graham.
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No. What? I can't tell him that
I have to leave for mom stuff.
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Then he'll start
treating me differently.
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You're afraid you're gonna be
treated like a mom?
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I don't understand.
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Of course you don't.
You're a man.
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Then, why do I always feel
so cold?
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What's up,
Big Dubs?
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Hey, Lil G!
Just talking to your mom here.
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God, she's
a wonderful woman.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Can't wait
to see the costume, Mom!
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Tell Graham
I'm on my way.
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God, I was really hoping
this would be the one year
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I don't have to put on a costume
behind the wheel.
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See you soon.
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Your mom's pretty great.
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You're telling me.
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She's my rock.
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♪♪
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Hey, Rick? Hi.
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Um, is it all right
if I...go?
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I have a...
personal matter.
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Yeah. Go.
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Take care
of your personal matter.
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I'll just give all
your case work to somebody
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who takes their career
a little more seriously.
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My best friend
was murdered.
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Will.
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So, yeah,
I got to catch a flight.
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It's a destination funeral.
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[ Voice breaking ]
God, Will.
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Why'd you have to
look in that Dumpster?
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What Dumpster?
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♪ The party will get started
soon as darkness falls ♪
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Sophie: Hey, Dad.
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[ Colonial accent ]
Why, hello, little girl.
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[ Normal voice ]
Where's your costume?
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I have a new friend
from school coming.
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Carol's a second grader
and not real big on Halloween.
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So could we maybe...
dial it back?
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Dial it back.
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Um...yeah, yeah.
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I, uh -- I-I-I-I think
we could do that.
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I-I get it.
I see what's happening.
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You grew up overnight, and now
you hang out with older girls,
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and I went from being
your best friend to an old man
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who lives in your house
who you wish would just die!
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Dad, is this the start
of a thing?
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No.
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No, I'm just processing.
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Uh, I'll definitely
dial it back,
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take it from a ten
to a nine and a half --
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Five?
Why don't you just make it one?!
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I'm totally good.
I'm fine.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
Hi.
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I'm fine.
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Oh. Okay.
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♪♪
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God, these shoes
are killing me.
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If I was a real prostitute,
I'd be home on my computer.
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This is so humiliating.
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It's the low point
of my life.
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I look like
the world's biggest tool.
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No, you look like a great dad.
Now come on.
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You gotta stand together
for the costumes to make sense.
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Yeah, heaven forbid
the costumes don't make sense.
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Kids: Trick or treat!
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[ Sultry jazz playing ]
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[ Candy thuds ]
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[ Whispering ] Oh, my God.
That's Big Red.
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Okay, kids, chop chop.
I gotta tinkle.
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Hello.
You're stunning.
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I'm --
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A giant chipmunk
in a onesie!
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[ Laughs ]
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That's adorable.
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Wiggle your nose, chipmunk.
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Wiggle your nose.
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Oh, that's good.
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That's good.
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[ Door closes ]
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Well, she got the costume,
so you can...
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feel good about that.
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Okay.
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Let's go, guys.
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Hey, Graham.
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I'm really sorry
that I'm late,
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but I'm really excited
to go trick-or-treating.
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How do you feel?
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Honestly? I'm hanging on
by a thread.
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You got this. Okay?
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Especially from inside
the super terrifying
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black widow...
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body?
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[ Sighs ]
Oh, no.
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I left the legs at work.
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We have to get them!
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I can't go back.
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I already told my boss
that Will got mur--
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it's complicated,
work stuff.
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A no-leg spider
isn't scary!
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It can't walk!
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It's a goner!
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Oh, no, no. No.
That's even scarier.
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'Cause he's got nothing
left to lose, right?
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No? Okay.
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I-I-I'm just gonna
throw together a new costume.
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I can do that.
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Mom's got this.
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Meow!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hey. You made it.
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So, you told your boss
the truth?
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Isn't honesty the best --
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Whatever.
I lied my ass off.
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Now I need to find Graham
a new costume.
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What are you doing?
Why are you taking down your decorations?
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Sophie's second grade friend,
Carol, is coming over,
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so I'm toning it down.
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Angie, I'm not ready
to be the parent of a tween.
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That is a world
of nail polish and scrunchies
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[whispering]
and starter bras,
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and how am I gonna talk to her
about any of that stuff?
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Well, step 1 is being able
to say the word "bra" out loud.
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And anyway, it's fine.
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You'll figure out
how to talk to her.
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Counterpoint: no, it's not,
and no, I won't.
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[ Sighs ]
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But if Sophie needs me
to dial it down,
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I can handle that.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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For my baby girl,
I can handle anything.
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'Sup. Sophie here?
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I'm Carol.
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Oh, dip.
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Carol's a man.
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♪♪
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Ooh! Graham can be a skeleton
with spatula hands
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who takes...
256
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,610
multivitamins
for ladies over 60.
257
00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:44,698
Why do you have these?
258
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:45,829
Carol is a guy.
259
00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,397
Sophie is hanging out
with older boys.
260
00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,355
And you know
how I like everyone, right?
261
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,574
Well, I do not like
this kid,
262
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,011
and I am pretty sure
he does not like me.
263
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:58,276
Me, I'm just kind of over
the whole Halloween thing.
264
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,931
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not anti.
265
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,281
But you want something scary?
Read the news.
266
00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,500
[ Laughs ]
267
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,588
Yuk it up.
268
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,242
This is
the kind of complacency
269
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,286
that got us where we are.
270
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,853
Have you tried
being nice?
271
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,289
Of course
I tried being nice.
272
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,944
I'm Will. I take off my shoes
anywhere there's carpet.
273
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,294
I gave this kid my all!
274
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,035
Can I get you anything,
Carol?
275
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,297
Are you a candy man?
276
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,517
Dad, Carol prefers
soft cheese.
277
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,084
Anything French
with a tang.
278
00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,520
Okay.
279
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,654
I will get my seven-year-old
daughter and her male companion
280
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,307
some cheese.
281
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,092
I just -- I'm not ready
for this, okay? What do I do?
282
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,310
You calm down, okay?
283
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,835
Because you can't stop Sophie
from growing up.
284
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,880
She's going to,
no matter what.
285
00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:37,664
Now, if you'll excuse me,
286
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,535
I really need to find
a new scary costume
287
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,189
because I left the spider legs
at work and I lied
288
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,756
and told my boss
that my best friend, Will, got murdered.
289
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,105
I'm your best friend?
290
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,323
AndI got murdered?
291
00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,978
Look, I'm sure you have
given this a ton of thought,
292
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,024
but is it not much simpler
to just go back to work
293
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,634
and tell your boss
that your son needs you?
294
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,114
[ Chuckles ]
You don't get it.
295
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,637
If I play the "mom card,"
296
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,900
suddenly I'm this sad,
single lady
297
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,033
who's gonna need to come in late
and take time off
298
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,251
and then start asking
299
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,427
if my kid can come in
and sell cookies.
300
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,994
"Don't feel pressured
to buy some."
301
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,648
Oh, but they will
feel pressured to buy some.
302
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,781
I always buy some.
I buy a lot.
303
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,217
And I'm scared
to lose my job,
304
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,567
but I'm scared
if I don'tlose my job
305
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,003
then I'm not gonna be there
for Graham.
306
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:16,224
Angie, c'mon,
you're doing great, okay?
307
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,878
Certainly much better
than me.
308
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:18,835
I got murdered,
remember?
309
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:19,923
Ooh.
310
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,709
I think I just found
Graham's costume.
311
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,319
And it is terrifying.
312
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,929
Ha ha. Yes,
it's a shower cap.
313
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,583
Sometimes I don't
have time to shampoo.
314
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,151
Hey, uh, guys,
I got a problem.
315
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,456
Wow.
316
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,849
Yeah, um,
everything was sold out,
317
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,155
so I had to
mix and match.
318
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,766
Okay, so it's Orphan Annie
on top...
319
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,463
and dog body
on the bottom?
320
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,464
No good?
321
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,814
I spent 110 bucks!
322
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:41,945
Oh.[ Cellphone ringing ]
323
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,164
Oh. [ Clears throat ]
324
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,382
Hey, Zara.
325
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,732
Oh, you told
all your friends?
326
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:49,257
And they're super excited
to see our adorable baby.
327
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,520
That's great. Very great.
That's, uh --
328
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,782
Sorry. Got to go.
329
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,611
Will's on fire again,
so gotta put that out.
330
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,569
[ Chuckles ]"Again"?
331
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,354
-Move it, Rory!
-We're cleaning up!
332
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,530
Okay, we get it.
You're upset.
333
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,314
No, I'm not upset.
334
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,620
I'm -- I'm more like...
335
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,753
[ Clanking ]
336
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,493
That!
I'm more that!
337
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,192
Why are you losing your mind
over this? She's just a woman.
338
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,063
She's not just a woman.
339
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,543
She's my white whale!
340
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,850
So she saw you in a costume.
Big deal.
341
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,634
Women aren't so hung up
on appearances.
342
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,722
And plus...
343
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,637
wasn't Alvin the one
that got the most ass?
344
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,725
Let me tell you
something.
345
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,076
Women are exactly
as shallow as men.
346
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,123
And a first impression like that
i-i-is a stain
347
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,733
that'll never wash off.
348
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,867
Once a weasel in a muumuu,
always a weasel in a muumuu.
349
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,434
Hmm. So, once women get their
minds made up on one thing,
350
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,219
it's burned there for all time,
never to change.
351
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,003
Okay, see,
now you're talking sense.
352
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,222
Where was that
an hour ago?
353
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,745
Alvinnnn!
354
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,921
Cram it, Bill![ Laughs ]
355
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,793
Douglas, can we go?
356
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,143
[ Spooky up-tempo music
playing ]
357
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,017
Wow.
Wow, cute baby.
358
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,627
Great costume.
359
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,020
Any chance maybe
I could borrow it?
360
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,979
No.
Oh.
361
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,981
Well, then your baby
can't have thiscostume.
362
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,460
What's up?
363
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:05,333
Okay, get ready because
you will be scaring people
364
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,944
to the verge
of a pants-pee as...
365
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,903
Boom!
366
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,600
The great, floating,
367
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,646
Texas-size garbage patch
of the Pacific!
368
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,214
Okay, so...
369
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:21,218
there's this plastic trash
island floating in the Pacific.
370
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,437
It's the size of Texas,
371
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,047
and a lot of people
might not be aware of it,
372
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,962
so I have printed out
this HuffPo article
373
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,051
you can carry around
and let people read.
374
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,749
What do you think?
375
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,840
It's a great effort, Mom.
376
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,842
You get used to the smell
pretty quick.
377
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,060
Mm.
But...
378
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,454
I-I don't really need
to go trick-or-treating.
379
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,934
[ Sighs ]
380
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,675
I'm sorry I asked you
to go back to work.
381
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,503
I know it's complicated.
382
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,463
Your job comes first.
383
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,031
♪♪
384
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,293
No, it doesn't.
385
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,079
You strap
that spider body on.
386
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,995
I'm coming back
with legs.
387
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:02,520
♪♪
388
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,741
I'm a trash island.
389
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,829
Rory: No one.
390
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,397
Not one person
got my costume.
391
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,878
Someone called me Benson.
392
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,880
Hey. Wondering
where I've been?
393
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,098
No.
394
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,840
I knew you were gone,
and it was nice.
395
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,755
You're a hard man
not to punch.
396
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,409
I was out
making a friend.
397
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,759
You think women are too shallow
to see past a costume?
398
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,760
Well, you're wrong.
399
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,675
And to help me
prove it...
400
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,329
[ Sultry jazz playing ]
401
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,548
Hi, there.Uh, hello.
402
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,768
This is
Dr. Douglas Fogerty.
403
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,465
Botox king
of Beverly Hills
404
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,119
and world's
most handsome caveman.
405
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,426
[ Imitates grunting ]
406
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,862
It's a pleasure
to meet you.
407
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,124
Again.
408
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,343
Likewise.
409
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:44,998
[ Smooches ]
410
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,043
[ Whispering ] Scram.[ Whispering ] Okay.
411
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,176
You're radiant.
412
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:51,482
Yeah.
413
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,875
♪ Find me in the graveyard
414
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,704
There he is --
Carol the cheese man.
415
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,053
Per your request,
six varieties
416
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,447
of soft, tangy,
French cheeses.
417
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,885
I prefer my cheese
aftera meal.
418
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,234
Happy Halloween, Carol.
419
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,933
Hey.
Just ran into your buddy.
420
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,979
Seemed intent, as always,
on bringing down the mood.
421
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:10,937
He's going home.
422
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,591
So good news,
you can go nuts
423
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,724
and do all the crazy
Halloween stuff you love.
424
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,160
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a second.
425
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,248
Why is he leaving?
426
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,947
He said he wanted to go
because...
427
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,774
he thinks I'm a baby.
428
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:26,082
Dad, why do you think
he doesn't like me?
429
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,522
I honestly don't know,
my love.
430
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,872
Probably
'cause he's crazy.
431
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,180
I wish I had a better answer,
but sometimes
432
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,574
the people you like
don't like you back,
433
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,576
and it hurts.
434
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,274
But that kid is nuts,
435
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,797
'cause you're perfect.
436
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,932
Plus, he's got a dumb name.
And I don't want that for you.
437
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,978
[ Chuckles ]
438
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,502
I'm sorry
we missed Halloween.
439
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,634
[ Sighs ]We didn't even
get to do a big scare.
440
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,635
Mm.
441
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,636
It's okay.
442
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,029
I'll just go to bed.
443
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,031
Or...
444
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,729
you help me dial this Halloween
back up to eleven
445
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,167
and we show Carol
who the real baby is.
446
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,603
What do you say
you and I
447
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,084
go scare the living crap
out of that kid?
448
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,868
Think we could
make him cry?
449
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,870
I'll be disappointed
if we don't.
450
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,090
[ Both chuckling evilly ]
451
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,963
[ Both laughing evilly ]
452
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,053
Hey, how's it going, Mary?
You having fun?
453
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:27,578
[ Both laughing evilly ]
454
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,670
Nah, Baer left for private
practice a long time ago.
455
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,020
We just haven't
changed the signs yet.
456
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,021
Man:
That's quite surprising.
457
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,371
Hey.
What are you doing?
458
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,894
Shouldn't you be
on a flight?
459
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,027
But you're here
dressed as a cat?
460
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,680
Am I?
461
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,595
Oh. Wow.
462
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,727
That's weird.
463
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,470
Actually,
you know what?
464
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,212
There is no flight.
465
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:57,217
And I'm dressed like a cat
because it's Halloween.
466
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,480
And I don't talk
about him much, but...
467
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,351
I have a seven-year-old.
468
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,874
And he's scared
of everything --
469
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,225
fake plants, large shoes,
470
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,053
empty shopping carts,
adults with braces.
471
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,924
Sometimes he needs me.
472
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,144
Sometimes, when you think
I'm in the copy room,
473
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,798
I'm actually FaceTiming him
from a bathroom stall.
474
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,714
Most of the time,
I get by just fine.
475
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:21,110
Other times, I need to be
in two places at once,
476
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,157
and I lie about my friend Will
getting murdered.
477
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,074
Look, if you need
to fire me...
478
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,032
go ahead.
479
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,730
But my son's
waiting for me.
480
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:37,300
And I left him in a bathroom
wearing a garbage poncho.
481
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,737
Wait, so there was nothing
in the Dumpster?
482
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,566
[ Spooky music playing]
483
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,266
♪♪
484
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,485
[ Whispering ]
Okay, that's his window.
485
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,227
[ Exhales sharply ]
486
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,751
You know, last year,
487
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,753
you would've been too young
to do something like this,
488
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,495
so I guess
getting older's not all bad.
489
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,150
Let's light him up!
490
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:01,977
Yeah!
491
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,457
Okay, guys.
Everyone set?
492
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,328
Good to go.
493
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,329
Locked and loaded.
494
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,070
♪♪
495
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,725
Hold on. Are you filling those
squirt guns with fake blood?
496
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,990
Sure. Fake.
497
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,339
Smoke team, check.
498
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,124
Let's roll out.
499
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,562
♪♪
500
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,174
[ Screaming]
501
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,482
♪♪
502
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,223
Will: How you feeling,
Spider-Graham?
503
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,354
I can't feel my legs.
504
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,356
Well,
four of them are fake.
505
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,141
Oh, thank God.
506
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,752
Listen, Graham.
507
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,362
I know you're scared
right now.
508
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,235
But, you know, sometimes
when we face our fears,
509
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,801
turns out they're not
really that scary.
510
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,717
Like when I confronted
my fear of turning 27.
511
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,154
Then 28.
512
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,981
Then 29.
513
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,157
And...so on.
514
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,377
And how tonight, I told my boss
that I had to be here
515
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:57,206
because you are
my whole world.
516
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,990
♪♪
517
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:02,385
So, if you're not ready,
we can go home.
518
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,387
[ Sighs ]
519
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,649
We're not going
anywhere.
520
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,304
Will? Hoist me.
521
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,308
[ Pulley squeaking ]
522
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,964
But topping out
at 75 miles per hour,
523
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,272
the cheetah is far and away
the fastest land mammal.
524
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,274
My goodness,
you're fascinating.
525
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,624
All that knowledge
andyou know Dennis Franz.
526
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,842
I lasered his ears.
527
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:25,843
Huh.
528
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,106
You are exquisite.
529
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,413
Dine with me.
Friday.
530
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,068
I'm sorry.
531
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,548
You're handsome,
charming.
532
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,637
Ordinarily, so my type.
533
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,639
But in terms of
"honk-honk, hubba-hubba,"
534
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,206
I'm just not there.
535
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:43,165
Something's throwing me,
I can't put my finger on it.
536
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,297
May I hazard a guess?
537
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,863
Hmm?
538
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,343
You still see me
as a chipmunk.
539
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,998
Yes, that's it.
540
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,652
Now I can't get it
out of my head.
541
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,654
I mean,
if I were to date an animal,
542
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,177
it'd be like a deer
or something.
543
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,831
I understand.
544
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,093
I blame my children.
545
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,355
Mm-hmm.
546
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,791
Mnh.
547
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,663
Excuse me one sec.
548
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,578
Hold up. You're gonna
walk away from this man
549
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,884
because he dressed
like a chipmunk for his kids?
550
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,452
I'm not a great person.
551
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,237
Oh, well.
552
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,240
Big mistake!
Big! Huge!
553
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,850
And I know, Kit doesn't say that
in the movie,
554
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,286
but she does tonight!
555
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,898
What? It's not about you.
It's the principle.
556
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,815
[ Spooky music playing]
557
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,382
[ Indistinct talking]
558
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,297
[ Rustling ]
559
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:32,388
♪♪
560
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,476
Aah!
561
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,825
[ Bird cawing ]
562
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,828
[ Electricity crackling,
thunder crashing ]
563
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,483
[ Ominous music playing ]
564
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:50,232
♪♪
565
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,494
[ Screeching music plays ]
566
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,714
I'm a big, scary spider!
567
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:57,805
And there's a Texas trash island
in the ocean!
568
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,024
[ Screaming ]
569
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,070
[ Laughs evilly ]
570
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,943
-Way to go, Graham!
-Yes! -[ Laughs ]
571
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,294
Carol: Mom! Dad! Help!
572
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,034
We should go.
Rory: Yeah.
573
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,906
Oh. Okay.[ Pulley squeaking ]
574
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,692
Carol's mom: Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
575
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,521
You're sneaking into my yard
to scare an eight-year-old boy?
576
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,523
To be fair,
he started it.
577
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,656
You're adults!
578
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,745
You came here
for some stupid prank,
579
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,529
roping in
a bunch of children,
580
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,966
one of whom you've dressed up
as Edward Lewis.
581
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,751
[ Gasps ]
She got it.
582
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,188
Someone got it.
583
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,276
Will: Look, ma'am...
584
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,238
♪♪
585
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,505
Why is candy so much sweeter
when it's stolen from children?
586
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,941
[ Cellphone dings ]Ooh, a text from my boss.
587
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,769
I have to get back
and finish the briefs.
588
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,161
Good news,
I'm not fired.
589
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,424
[ Colonial accent ]
Stupendous news!
590
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,513
I have to go back to Paris,
where I'll become
591
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,211
the first United States
ambassador to France.
592
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,386
[ Normal voice ]
I know Halloween's done,
593
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,779
but honestly,
this guy did everything.
594
00:20:58,822 --> 00:20:59,954
[ Groans ]
595
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,869
So big. So red.
596
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,566
And so
outta her damn mind.
597
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,742
If she can't recognize
something great when she sees it, her loss.
598
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,657
Oh, so now you think
I'm great? Interesting.
599
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,224
I was talking
about the costume.
600
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,182
And FYI, that was
sonot a natural red.
601
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,401
No, no, don't -- don't do that.It wasn't.
602
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,186
Oh, she loved it!
Zara loved Jack's costume!
603
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,362
Man, I knew she would!
604
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,580
Oh, Miggy,
that's fantastic!
605
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,321
It's a head-scratcher!Miggy's gonna
dance now!
606
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,714
Yeah, he is! Go, Miggy!Ehhhhew!
607
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,455
Go, Miggy!
608
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,631
[ All cheering ]
609
00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:29,231
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