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Who do you think
he's talking to?
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IRS. He's begging them
to audit him.
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No, no, no, he -- he's leaving
himself a voicemail.
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"Hey, there, buddy.
You're doing a great job.
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Call me back."
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No, it's his ex-wife.
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Look at him:
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that forehead crease,
those clenched butt cheeks.
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Mia, right?
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The schmancy pants
human rights lawyer?
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Yeah.
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Hello, ladies.
What's up with Mia?
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How did you --
'Cause I've been there.
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And your butt cheeks.
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So, what happened?
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[ Sighs ]
It's not a big deal, just...
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Mia postponed her visit
to come see Sophie.
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Yet again.
Aww.
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It's gotten to the point
where I can't tell Sophie
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that her mom's coming to
visit her until like, literally the day before
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because Sophie gets so bummed
every time Mia flakes.
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Not that that guts me
every time...
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[ Laughs ]
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How are you processing
the divorce?
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Where are you
on anger? Not great.
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Uh-huh.
Honestly.
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But she and I decided
it'd be best for Sophie
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if we always kept it
really positive.
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And -- And honestly,
I'm not angry.
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Honestly.
Honestly.
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Honestly.
Honestly?
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Honestly.
Well, this is a disaster.
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I just got stuck chaperoning
the field trip
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to the marionette theatre.
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Ahhh.
So fun!
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I'm terrified
by those puppets,
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with the bobbing heads,
the herky-jerky limbs,
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the lifeless eyes.
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Good God, man!
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Are you okay?
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Jack was up
all night again.
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What am I
doing wrong?
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Well, what's
your bedtime routine?
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[ Sighs ]
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I give him a bath...
Good.
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...then we split
a couple milkshakes,
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tease that stray dog
that comes by,
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then he watches me dance
to a strobe light,
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and then I snuggle him
all night.
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Oh. My. God.
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You still haven't
sleep trained Baby Jack?
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Hold up!
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There's another thing
about babies I don't know?
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Look, sleep training
is where
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you teach your child
how to sleep all on their own.
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You put them
in the crib
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while they're still awake,
and you leave,
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and you do not pick
that baby up,
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no matter
how hard they cry.
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It's how they learn
to self-soothe.
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But you
won't be soothed.
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[ Baby crying ]
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Find your thumb, baby!
[ Cries ]
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You people are idiots.
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When Emma and Amy
were babies,
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I would just yell
"Sleep!" and leave the room.
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It's about
being tough.
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That's why women
are no good at it.
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Will:
Okay, then. Excuse me?
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What did you
just say?
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What?
It's in your chromosomes.
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Women are, uh,
biologically unable to resist
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the sound
of a baby's cries.
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You were born
to nurture.
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That's why God gave you
two pillows.
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Wow. Okay.
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You know what?
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Just to prove
to you that,
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Gasp!, a woman can get
a wittle baby down,
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I bet I can sleep train
Baby Jack in one night.
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Ooh.
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Oh, now, this is
getting interesting.
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What's in it for me?
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If I can't...
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...I...
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will chaperone
the marionette theatre.
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Oooh!
Puppetry is so dope.
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Don't say "dope."
But if I can...
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I get ten minutes alone
in the sample closet
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at your
dermatology office.
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Ahh,
The Closet of Youth?
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Who do you think you are?
Jenny Aniston?
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I'll tell you what --
you're on.
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I'm gonna put that baby down
so hard, he never wakes up!
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Angie!
That's a lot.
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Oh, that's even
too far for me.
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Not like that!
Sorry, Miggy.
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Miggy?
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[ Snoring ]
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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Miggy: Make yourself
at home, homey.
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Are you sure you're
up for watching the big kids at my place?
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I mean, you've never
watched all of them at the same time,
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and...
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...Graham can be...
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a little emotional.
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I-I-I never know if it's
because he's being bullied
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or if he's just crying
over a soup commercial.
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Listen, I know you guys
think I'm some dummy
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who can't even
sleep train his own baby --
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No, we don't!
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Mm.
Fine, we do.
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But, hey, we also think
you can't do other things.
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Look, I got it.
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Matter of fact,
I have a whole plan
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that'll change the face
of babysitting forever.
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Check this:
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pizza. And. A. Movie.
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What?
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You cracked it.
[ Laughing ] Word.
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[ Cellphone alarm ]
Oh, snap.
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Okay, you have one minute
before this baby
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starts screaming
for the next fifteen hours.
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Bye, Jack!
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh!
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You're forgetting
Graham.
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Oh. Oops.
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It'll be easier to
keep track of them when there's more of them.
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Makes sense.
Yeah.
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Miggy:
G-Money, let's go. Bye, Mom.
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Good luck with whatever it is
you're trying to prove.
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[ Door closes ]
All right, you little goober. Let's do this. [ Sighs ]
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Angie: Listen, you,
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you're about to have
a really bad night, okay?
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But just know
whatever happens,
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I'm right outside
that door,
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doing the People Magazine
crossword puzzle
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because other crosswords
are too hard for me.
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God, you're
a weirdly cute baby.
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I don't like it.
I don't trust it.
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I'm not
gonna pick you up.
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Night, chubster.
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See you in hell.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Poppy, a surprise visit
and a beau blanc. Why?
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One of the perks
of owning a wine store
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is getting my friends
drunk wholesale.
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That's so nice.
That's so -- it's so --
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Uh, now's not
a good time for me.
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Yeah, I just, um --
I'm just doing some --
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There's an adult party
in that room!
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And I know you're not
asking for specifics,
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but it is very sexual
and it is very safe --
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Oh, Will,
what is this?!
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My baking...
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It's just
a little banana bread!
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A couple loaves.
Ten, fifteen.
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It's like forty!
It's exactly forty. Good eye.
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Will, please tell me
that you have drugs or something in these
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because that would
be less crazy than what I'm looking at.
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Nope. No drugs.
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Will.
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William.
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Billy.
I'm fine!
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I'm not crazy, okay?
Ju-- [ Sighs ]
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Things...
get tough with Mia
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and...I do some baking.
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Look, after my divorce,
I was angry.
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I'm talking
Beyoncé-circa-"Lemonade" angry.
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No...
Yes.
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But I worked
through that.
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And working through
that made me the woman that I am today --
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Beyoncé-circa-
"Everything is Love".
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God, I wanna be Beyoncé-circa-
"Everything is Love".
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We all do.
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How did you do it?
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[ Whistle blows,
balls bouncing ]
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Volleyball?
Mm-hmm.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'm sor-- Really?
Volleyball?
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Look, I tried
everything:
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woodworking,
snorkeling,
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screaming really loud
into a jug.
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And then, one day,
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I picked up Rory from
a ribbon dancing class
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at the rec center,
and there it was --
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volleyball.
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I'd found my home.
My people --
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Oh, no!
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Poppy?
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Co--
Relax, Gerald!
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I'm just here to support
my friend, Will.
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Lookin' strong,
Cassidy.
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Are you sure it's okay
we're here?
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Um, it's
a legal grey area.
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But let's get
that anger out! Hmm?
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Miggy:
Yo, pizza!
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No one saw it coming,
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but the game has changed,
y'all. [ Laughs ]
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But we
always have --
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Shhh. Just let him
have this.
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Hey. What's up,
Insta-Graham?
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Something happened
at school.
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[ Gasps ]
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Sometimes.
Life. Is. So. Beautiful.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Everybody's been calling me
"Butterfly Baby."
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Even Bunny Ears,
and she's my girlfriend.
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That's cold-blooded.
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I keep telling you:
just move.
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Huh. Zillow says
Boise's hot.
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I don't make sense
in Idaho.
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Okay, guys, guys,
let's just eat our slices
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so we can fire up
Child's Play.
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I haven't seen it, but it's
about a kid and his doll.
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Sounds sweet.
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Yeah, we're not doing
that tonight. Huh?
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We invited Bunny Ears
over for a party
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so Graham
seems cool again.
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You did what?!
What did you do?!
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Miggy, you're basically
our age.
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We like you,
but we don't respect you.
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Enjoy the party,
kiddo.
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Ah!
[ Doorbell rings ]
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**
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I left something
on the stove.
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Ahhh!
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[ Jack crying ]
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Please, please
stop crying, baby!
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Being sad at night is just
part of the human experience.
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Get used to it.
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[ Crying continues ]
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Maybe I should just --
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Nope! No, I'm not.
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Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
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[ Crying stops ]
Ohhhh, yes.
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Oh!
That's the good stuff.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Ooooh, looks like Mommy Angie's
Postmates is here...
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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I knew it!
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Oh, guess what?
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I heard that
the marionette show
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is circus-themed!
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You know what
that means?
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Puppet clowns!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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**
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Miggy's place is
even worse than I thought.
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How do people
live like this?
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No! The bet was for
one night, not one try!
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I get another shot!
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Oh, just
give it up now.
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00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,536
It's nothing
to be ashamed about.
256
00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,071
Women are
just softer creatures.
257
00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,005
No!
258
00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,473
I can do this!
259
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,008
T-That was just
my warm-up.
260
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,342
I-I'm out of practice.
261
00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,678
Here.
262
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,345
I'm gonna go outside,
get hyped up, [ Fist hits palm ]
263
00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,748
try to catch a squirrel
with my bare hands!
264
00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,918
[ Door closes ]
265
00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:38,919
I'm sorry.
266
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,555
I've...I've forgotten
your name.
267
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,859
I'm Dr. Douglas Fogerty.
268
00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,428
All right, Will, so, you're
just gonna hit the ball
269
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,898
and talk to me
about your ex, okay? Okay.
270
00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,766
How often
does she see Sophie?
271
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,069
[ Scoffs ] Well, Mia's doing
very important work!
272
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,938
So, it's
not her fault!
273
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,439
But last year,
274
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,775
she didn't see Sophie
for six months.
275
00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,110
Was that hard for you?
276
00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,378
A little.
277
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,947
Spike the ball.
278
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,049
Go ahead.
You got this.
279
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,350
Yeah.
280
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,419
What else about Mia?
281
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,554
But then, sometimes,
she'll show up without warning.
282
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,757
Like once, Sophie and I
had to cancel
283
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,593
our wild and crazy
spring break trip to Colonial Williamsburg.
284
00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:20,961
And I bet you planned it
for a long time?
285
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,530
I thought of it
when she was three.
286
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,098
Oh, and then
last year... What happened?!
287
00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,067
...she switched up
the holiday schedule at the last minute!
288
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,702
Come on, I bet
you just loved that!
289
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,703
Do you know
what it was like,
290
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,905
eating a 12-pound turkey
by myself?!
291
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,907
It was extremely sad,
Poppy!
292
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,108
Extremely sad!
293
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,077
Aah! Yes!
Okay!
294
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,378
Yes! Okay!
295
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,747
I get it now!
Let's do this! Hey!
296
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,948
How we do this,
shirts versus skins?!
297
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,650
No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's -- It's -- It's day one.
298
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,751
Can't stop now,
Poppy.
299
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,785
You have any idea
how long it's been
300
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,253
since I've had
this big a release?
301
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,454
Hey. Will Cooper.
Yeah, Will, everybody knows
302
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,956
how long it's been
since you've had a big release.
303
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,590
But take it easy, okay?
304
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,959
Hey...
305
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,560
it's me, Willy C.
306
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,762
Hey. Will Cooper.
How are ya?
307
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,996
How's it going?
Will Cooper.
308
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,597
Hey, what's going on, guys?
How are you?
309
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,066
Let's have
a good, clean game, okay? All right, dude.
310
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,167
All right, don't take it easy
on me just 'cause I'm new.
311
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,669
Will, your shirt's
on backwards.
312
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,970
Let's volley!
313
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:08,108
**
314
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:13,180
**
315
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,316
Dude, you heard me
promise your mom I could handle babysitting.
316
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,985
You gotta tell those girls
to go home.
317
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:18,986
Dude, no!
318
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,688
If I cancel the party,
319
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,490
I'll seem even less cool
than I do right now.
320
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,025
Can I be honest
with you?
321
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,026
Kid to kid?
322
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,995
I am not a k--
323
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,597
[ Sighs ]
Sure, go ahead.
324
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,032
I thought things
would be different
325
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,967
when I got
a girlfriend,
326
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,870
but I-I'm still the boy
who runs and hides
327
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,471
every time
the school janitor
328
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,307
comes up
from the basement.
329
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,642
Miggy?
Yeah?
330
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,044
You're the coolest guy
I know.
331
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,645
Oh, it was just pizza.
[ Chuckles ]
332
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,816
Can you help me be
a little bit more like you?
333
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,852
You know,
get that swag?
334
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:52,986
Oh?
335
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,454
[ Chuckles ]
336
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,856
How much swag
we talking about?
337
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,057
How much swag
can you give me?
338
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,325
How much swag
can you handle?
339
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,659
How much swag
do girls like?
340
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,161
Oh, the girls
like all the swag.
341
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,831
Then I need
all the swag, Miggy!
342
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,232
I got you, Graham!
343
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,001
Unh!
344
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:12,072
[ Hip-hop music playing, Emma
and Amy laughing, screeching ]
345
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,907
I recently read
a group of rabbits
346
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,442
is called a warren.
347
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,645
Tough crowd.
348
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,514
Yo.
Bunny Ears.
349
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,684
Cool.
350
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,419
What's
the juice box sitch?
351
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,424
You tell me, shorty.
352
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:35,162
**
353
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,730
Woo!
354
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,532
Ugh, I just went full raccoon
on the neighbor's trash.
355
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,936
Better wash my hands
before I hold Baby Jack --
356
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,037
wait, where is he?
357
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,705
He's in his room.
358
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,907
Asleep.
359
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,041
No, you didn't.
360
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,177
I've outsmarted
yet another baby.
361
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,411
But -- I --
How did you --
362
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,580
I-I was only gone
for a few minutes!
363
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,849
You really just went in there,
said "sleep"
364
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,084
and then walked out?
365
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,952
I told you.
Men have cold hearts.
366
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,453
We're terrible people.
367
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,889
That's why
we're very good at war,
368
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,857
advertising,
and sleep training.
369
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,059
L-Look, don't
beat yourself up here.
370
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,194
You're a softie,
371
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,896
just like
that sweet kid of yours.
372
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:13,901
**
373
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,935
What did you just say?
374
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,904
I-I -- No,
you know what I mean.
375
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,773
Y-Y-You and Graham are...
376
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,408
sof-softies.
377
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,976
Look, i-it's not
his fault.
378
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,611
He-He's being raised
by a lady,
379
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,747
he doesn't know anything else,
was my...point.
380
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,983
This just got real.
381
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,451
A-A-Alright, l-listen.
382
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,585
Calm down, okay?
383
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,887
I shouldn't
have brought the kid into it!
384
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,156
Have fun
with the marionettes!
385
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,490
No, wait -- i-it's over.
386
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,992
I w-won.
The kid's asleep.
387
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,293
Angie?!
388
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,462
[ Whispering ] Angie?! You don't
wake a sleeping baby!
389
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,497
That's one thing
everyone on the Earth knows.
390
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,834
I. Got. This.
391
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:47,935
Okay, you know what?
Fine.
392
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,402
You're on your own.
393
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,804
[ Shouting ]
Oh, no, Baby Jack!
394
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,505
I accidently
woke you up!
395
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,174
[ Jack crying ]
396
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,608
[ Will shouts ]
397
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,844
Hey!
398
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,279
I didn't realize you were
on a strict spike diet.
399
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,613
'Cause you just
ate my spike!
400
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,450
All right,
hey, hey, Willy C. Hey.
401
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,852
Hey, maybe one game --
402
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,486
[ Loud slap ]
ooh! -- is enough, huh?
403
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,754
No way, José!
404
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,923
I haven't felt this good
in years. Okay.
405
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,925
Look, my calves
are popping. Poppin'.
406
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,126
You sure
you don't want to come in?
407
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,295
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm done with all that.
408
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,297
[ Chuckling ]
I am done with rage.
409
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,666
Yeah, I-I just think of Ron
as a medium-good friend
410
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,268
who has a striking
resemblance to Rory.
411
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,703
Ha! God, I wish
I was like you and Ron!
412
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:27,040
If my ex got Sophie a phone,
I'd be furious.
413
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,476
Uh, w-w-what are you --
what are you talking about?
414
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,978
You didn't know?
415
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,847
I-I'm sorry. Sophie's been
talking about it all week.
416
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,515
Ron bought Rory
a phone.
417
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,485
In fact, Rory just texted me
my Zillow Zestimate,
418
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,954
and I'm up 3%!
419
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,722
Ron got Rory a phone?!
420
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,057
I'm so sorry.
I thought you knew.
421
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,825
Is there anything I can do?
Are you okay?
422
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,527
Nope, but I'm gonna be.
Ball!
423
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,661
[ Grunts ]
424
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,999
* I could be wrong
425
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,667
* I could be right
426
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:59,339
**
427
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,209
* Anger is an energy
428
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,844
* Anger is an energy
429
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,714
* Anger is an energy
430
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,517
* Anger is an energy
431
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,253
* Anger is an energy
432
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,023
* Anger is an energy
433
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,858
* Anger is an energy
434
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,594
* Anger is an energy
435
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,331
[ Distorted screaming ]
* Anger is an energy
436
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,034
* Anger is an energy
437
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,035
[ Blows whistle ]
438
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,402
[ Distorted ]
Out!
439
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,238
In!
That was in! What?!
440
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,572
We can't go down
this road again, Poppy.
441
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,574
But we are!
You're already on the path, Gerald!
442
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,209
Okay, let's just get back
in the game, okay? Call it in!
443
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,377
Hey! Hey, Gerald!
444
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,611
What's black and white
445
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,280
and doesn't know how
to ref volleyball?
446
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,348
Gerald!
Gerald!
447
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,050
Please, this is
a volunteer thing.
448
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,451
Get down
from that chair! If you don't get --
449
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,719
No, don't.
Then we'll bring you down, Gerald, huh?!
450
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,421
Poppy:
Whoo-oo! You disrespect us,
451
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,123
Yes!
Take that! You're gonna eat net,
452
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,224
Take that!
453
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,725
[ Blows whistle ]
Eat rope!
454
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,295
[ Jack crying ]
Angie: Enough with the crying.
455
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:59,566
[ Imitating Douglas ]
Hey! Sleep, baby!
456
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,934
[ Normal voice ]
Wait.
457
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,270
Let's just see
how Uncle Douglas did it.
458
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,439
[ Video rewinding ]
459
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,374
[ Gasps ]
460
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,109
* Danke schoen *
461
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:13,246
* Darling,
danke schoen * He picked him up?!
462
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,482
* Thank you... *
That. Monster.
463
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,954
[ Pop music playing ]
464
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,422
Dude.
465
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,556
Dude.
466
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,158
I think
it's safe to say
467
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,560
that this night
got away from me.
468
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,129
You having fun
at least?
469
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,631
No, not really.
Who am I kidding?
470
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,767
I don't have the
head shape to pull off this hat.
471
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,669
I guess [Sighs]
when it comes down to it,
472
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,672
the two of us can only be
the dudes that we are.
473
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,974
Right.
474
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,842
You're a terrible
babysitter...
475
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,280
...and I'm
a complicated young man.
476
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,449
And if people don't dig
what you're selling,
477
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,119
they're not worth
having around anyway. You know what I mean?
478
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,153
Yeah.
479
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,954
[ Girls giggling ]
480
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,790
[ Chuckling ]
Graham, what is this?
481
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,060
Please tell me
it isn't yours?
482
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,865
Yes,
it belongs to me.
483
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,435
Graham. No. You're
going to have to live abroad.
484
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,869
It's okay, Rory.
485
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,974
The lion is mine,
and his name is Mr. Roar,
486
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,544
and he hunts and eats
bad dreams
487
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,613
and yes, I do find
butterflies beautiful!
488
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,317
And if that makes me
a Butterfly Baby, fine,
489
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:28,688
but this Butterfly Baby
wants you out of his house!
490
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,957
It's over!
491
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,527
I. Have. Never.
492
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,695
Come on,
Bunnies.
493
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,896
[ Door opens ]
494
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,699
I'm proud of you,
Graham Master Flash.
495
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,168
Unh!
[ Door closes ]
496
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,237
Wait! Those girls can't leave
on their own! They're seven!
497
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,707
[ Glass clangs,
indistinct chatter ] A fifth wife is
498
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,342
You cheater!
499
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,010
[ Chatter stops ]
500
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,045
Angie?!
501
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,713
Hiya, Douglas!
502
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,183
I saw you pick him up
on the monitor.
503
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,685
You...lied.
504
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,221
Is anything
about you real?
505
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,955
Is this even steak?
506
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,858
Mmm! Oh, boy,
is it ever!
507
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,361
M-May we speak
privately, please?
508
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,196
Here.
509
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,030
If he cries,
510
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,600
don't be afraid
to do skin to skin.
511
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,205
You picked him up!
512
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,239
Ha ha ha ha!
513
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,941
I just yell "Sleep,"
my ass!
514
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,544
You're just like me!
A big, old sack of goo!
515
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,712
O-Okay! Fine! Fine!
516
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,447
Why did you
go out of your way
517
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,549
to make me feel bad
about my parenting skills?
518
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,752
Because I didn't want you
to know that I'm weak, too.
519
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,954
I'm soft
as summer butter.
520
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,857
I wanted to be tough
on the girls, but I was outnumbered.
521
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,726
Do you understand?
I-I --
522
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,793
One time...
523
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,596
...I breastfed them.
524
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,965
[ Babies crying ]
525
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,934
[ Sobbing ]
526
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,603
Neither one of us
527
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,240
are as tough as we want
people to think.
528
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,575
But I can keep the secret
if you can.
529
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,478
Then I have a confession
to make.
530
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,647
You're attracted to me.
I know. It's the height.
531
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,382
It's -- It's very primal.
532
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,917
I think you're right
about Graham.
533
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,153
I think I messed him up.
534
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,121
Oh, come on.
No, it's true.
535
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,924
I was young
and alone and tired,
536
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,127
and I did all the things that
you're not supposed to do.
537
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,629
I picked him up. I snuggled him.
And now look at him.
538
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,999
He's...
a 4-foot-tall mush ball.
539
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:24,437
Hey. Your kid is amazing
and sensitive,
540
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,340
and makes me a card every time
I get a kidney stone.
541
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,108
Plus, you wanna know
the truth?
542
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,978
We would like to think that
there is some direct line
543
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,348
between what we do
and how our kids turn out.
544
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,117
But you know what?
It's a crapshoot.
545
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:42,121
We do what we can,
and who they end up becoming...
546
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,656
it's up to them.
547
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,025
Wait. So, you're telling me
that I can do
548
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,961
whatever I want as
a parent and it doesn't matter whatsoever?
549
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,030
Not exactly the takeaway
I was hoping for,
550
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,633
but whatever makes you
feel better.
551
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,368
Well, in that case,
552
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,804
I'm gonna need you
to show me something.
553
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,440
* Danke schoen
554
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,809
* Darling,
danke schoen *
555
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,677
O-O-Okay,
deeper and lower.
556
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,379
[ Deep voice ]
* Danke schoen
557
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,981
* Darling,
danke schoen * Oh, you're hopeless.
558
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:14,153
* Thank you for
all the joy and pain *
559
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,722
Sway.
Try not to bob.
560
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,056
Will: Huh.
561
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,626
I think I'm gonna
have to write Gerald an apology letter.
562
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,694
Good idea...
but take your time.
563
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,830
He's...not gonna be able
to read for a few weeks.
564
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,897
Ugh.
565
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,300
Okay, just,
uh, wait, wait, wait.
566
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,669
[ Exhales ]
I just need a second.
567
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,305
[ Sighs ]
This is the toughest part. Yeah.
568
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,207
You have to
let the anger out,
569
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,743
but you can't let your kid
see any of it. Yeah.
570
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,212
I mean, I thought
I was past all this.
571
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,181
Hey, man, co-parenting
is tough business.
572
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,417
Normally, when you break up
with someone, it's over,
573
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,987
but we will be
connected to Ron and Mia
574
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,188
for the rest
of our lives.
575
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,523
I know.
576
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,191
But...I don't hate him
completely. [ Knock on door ]
577
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,461
There were some good things
about the marriage.
578
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,029
Mom!
Dad!
579
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,031
Hi, buddy!
580
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,234
I missed you!
Ohhh!
581
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,269
Did you
have fun? Yeah.
582
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:11,378
**
583
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,646
I cried at school today.
584
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,450
Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
585
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,553
Then Bunny Ears
teased me.
586
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,555
So I dumped her.
587
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,624
I don't need that noise.
588
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,928
Daaaaaaamn!
589
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,463
Nice work.
590
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,032
* Danke schoen
591
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,270
* Darling, danke schoen
592
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:43,543
* Thank you for
all the joy and pain *
593
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,746
Wayne Newton:
* Picture show
594
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,882
* Second balcony
595
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,951
* Was the place we'd meet
596
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,052
* Second seat
597
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,588
...the serve.
[ Imitates ball spiking ]
598
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,990
[ Laughing ]
And he's just, "Pshhhhh!"
599
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,559
And I said,
"Don't mess with me
600
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,994
'cause I'm the best volleyball
player of all time!" [ Laughing ]
601
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,996
[ Smooches ]
602
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,099
* Auf Wiedersehen
603
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,469
* Danke schoen
604
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,774
I also threw
a rager tonight!
605
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,775
What?!
606
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,277
Does anyone here
like puppets?!
607
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,312
[ Organ music plays ]
608
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,814
Not all at once, kids.
Geez!
609
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,950
"Don't come near me with that.
I'm allergic."
610
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,085
[ Grunting ]
611
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,820
"Bring on
the elephants!"
612
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:32,420
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