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(music playing)
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Hey, welcome to EndFrame.
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Yes, hi. Would you...
Just tell your boss
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that the CEO of Pied
Piper is here to see them?
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That's the company that they ripped off.
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Sure. And your name is, sir?
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Erlich Bachman.
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No. I'm Richard Hendricks. I'm the CEO.
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(chuckles)
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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Why would you assume that he's the CEO?
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Well, he's... No reason.
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Um... The guys are in a staff
meeting right now though.
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They should be out shortly.
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Would you guys like some
water while you wait?
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We have four flavors,
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and the cartons are made
from locally sourced organic...
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Yeah, we get it. You're funded, so...
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They're good.
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(sighs)
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The market has been
exceptionally volatile lately.
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As a result...
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many of the very aggressive
positions we took...
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at your specific request
have performed poorly.
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Very, very poorly.
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Do you understand?
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Yeah. Would you fuck her?
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If I weren't married, I suppose...
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but, Russ, as your business manager,
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I need to tell you something,
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and you're not going to like it.
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At all.
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Dinesh: So, what's the plan here, Richard?
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We're not gonna, like, fight them, right?
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Uh... No, no. I don't... I just...
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I mean, we got to do something.
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Even if it's just yelling at them...
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telling them that they're
not gonna get away with this.
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But you know they are, right?
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Well, not if I have
anything to do about it.
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But you sort of don't.
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I support you, Richard, no
matter how futile the effort.
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Thanks.
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Look who just right-swiped me on Tinder.
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Karen.
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She's cute.
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Says here that she's
looking for a man on the go.
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You don't "go" anywhere.
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What, are you getting that res on 4G?
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- She's cute, right?
- Wow.
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Yoyodyne Wi-Fi?
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That's the company next door.
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Why is their Wi-Fi password
saved on your phone, Dinesh?
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Huh? Um...
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I have a friend who works there.
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Friend?
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What friend? You don't have any friends.
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Maroush Davidson Jones.
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Okay, fine. Fine. You got me.
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A couple of weeks back, I
went on a few interviews, okay?
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And Yoyodyne was one of them.
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Jesus. Back off.
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Outed by Wi-Fi.
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It was when you said you
were selling to Hooli...
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and you know, as soon as you
went with Russ, I blew them off.
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You know what? Fuck this.
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I'm not waiting anymore.
I'm going in there.
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Mr. Bachman's walking back to you now.
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That's not my name. My
name is Richard Hendricks.
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Hey, remember us?
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Oh. Hey, guys. What's up?
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You know what you did.
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Okay? I saw your live stream.
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Okay? I saw your "algorithm."
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That's mine. You stole it.
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Stole? We asked you guys
some questions a while back...
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and you were very helpful.
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See? Look. These, the
photos. These are the photos.
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This is proof that you stole it from us.
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No, those photos prove
that you gave it to us.
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Well, you're stealing it all wrong.
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I mean, this is how you're
gonna build the code book?
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Honestly? This is bush-league.
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And look at all these redundancies.
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I mean, look, if you're
gonna build it like that...
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- Erlich: Richard, no.
- Dinesh: Richard.
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Ugh...
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Hey, pen down, Dumbledorf.
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Suffice to say...
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there is something
somewhere on this board...
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that is gonna strangle you at scale.
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Don't write that down. Stop.
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Hear me when I say this.
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Your tech is always
gonna be worse than ours.
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That's fine.
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How is that fine?
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'Cause we have a finished
platform and you don't.
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Which means, we're the only...
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middle-out company
currently in the marketplace.
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And that's enough for my sales team.
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Your what?
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(phones ringing)
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This is our sales team.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Okay.
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(phones continue ringing)
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Hear that sound, buddy?
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That's the sound of us
leaving you in the dust.
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(music theme playing)
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sync and corrections by Caio
www.addic7ed.com
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Gentlemen of the Hooli board... and lady,
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question, what is failure?
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To the ignorant or those
in conventional industries,
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the recent Nucleus glitch
may seem a failure...
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purely in the negative sense.
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But we, in this valley, all know
that "failures" just like this one...
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are really stepping stones.
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To bring us the iPhone,
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Steve Jobs first had to bring us...
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the Newton.
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To bring us Facebook...
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Mark Zuckerberg also
had to bring us Wirehog.
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Before he brought us Digg, Kevin Rose...
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had to bring us a whole
lot of useless things...
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and after Digg as well, for that matter.
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The point being...
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what those in dying business
sectors call failure,
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we, in tech, know to be pre-greatness.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Are you telling us that
the disastrous results
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of your Nucleus live
stream are a good thing?
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No, I'm not telling you that.
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History is telling you that.
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Please, Gavin, enough spin.
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A misstep of that
magnitude, there's no excuse.
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It's not like we can tell the shareholders
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you've suddenly added new functionality.
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Haven't I?
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Have you?
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We weren't told about this.
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If I told you about it,
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it wouldn't exactly be a secret function.
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Now, would it?
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Secret function?
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Are you saying you've added
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something new to the Nucleus platform?
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Imagine if you will...
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a function so game-changing,
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that its integration into Nucleus
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will justify any miscue
in the platform's roll out.
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Imagine, if you will, a
function so game-changing,
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that its integration into Nucleus
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will justify any miscue
in the platform's roll out.
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Seriously, imagine it,
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and do it quickly.
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You were all brought here
to generate moonshots.
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I need a moonshot now.
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If there's any greatness
in any of you at all,
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now is the time to access it.
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Please don't disappoint me.
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Please, please, please don't disappoint me.
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Maybe start after lunch?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hello? Russ?
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Oh, my God. Is that shit?
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- Oh...
- Is there dog shit on the floor?
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Yes, it's shit.
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God!
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What happened to your painting?
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That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
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I've got some bad news,
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and you're gonna hear it eventually,
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so you might as well hear it from me.
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Sit down.
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My accountant has informed me that, uh...
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I'm financially ruined.
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Holy shit. How?
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Because of a series of...
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bad investments that my fucking money guy
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let me talk him into,
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I've managed to lose over $200 million.
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Wait. Didn't you start
out with $1.2 billion?
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I mean, you're not exactly broke, right?
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I might as well be.
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$986 million?
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I'm not a billionaire anymore, Richard.
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I'm a nine-hundred-
and-eighty-sixionaire,
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which isn't even a fucking thing.
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I'm out of the Three Comma Club.
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Functionally, I'm just like you.
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Jesus, fuck, that's depressing.
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Right. But you're still,
basically, a billionaire.
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Not if you round down.
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If you round down, I have zero billion.
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"Forbes" has taken me off
their billionaire's list.
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Instead, they'll probably
put me on their...
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close-but-no-cigar
list,
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which is ironic because I
smoke a fuck ton of cigars.
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Why the fuck do I buy so many cigars?
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I remember the second
I became a billionaire.
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I was ass-naked sitting right there,
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just clicking and refreshing,
clicking and refreshing,
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watching my stock rise.
And when it happened,
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I popped a rod so fast, I
went blind for a full minute.
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Nutted all over those cushions.
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I was the king.
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Now look at me.
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Two shitty fucking commas.
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I had to sell my McLaren.
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Yeah, but there's a
Maserati in the driveway.
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Who gives a fuck?
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That has doors that open like this.
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Not like this.
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Or like this.
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So it's all fucked.
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Well, it's not all fucked.
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You did save $50,000 not paying
for the charity ball tickets
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that you gave me.
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Quite an embarrassing
moment for Jian-Yang and I.
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What? Richard, listen,
my accountants tell me...
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I need you to start throwing off cash
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as quickly as possible, okay?
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But you said generating revenue
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was exactly what we shouldn't be doing.
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But now that I'm spelling
billion with an "M,"
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I'm saying do the exact opposite.
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I need you to come back to me in 24 hours
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and bring me a proposal that
turns the entire operation
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into a sales-based model,
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just like you told me those
assholes over at EndFrame have.
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You're gonna dig me out
of this hole, Richard.
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- What?
- You said it yourself.
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EndFrame is built to grab
a bunch of cash quickly,
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- and that's what I need.
- Uh...
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Dad, where is Mom?
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Your mom is with her friend Philippe.
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They're in Napa. She's
gonna be a few hours.
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These guys are gonna watch you, okay?
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Watch out for the dog shit. Okay?
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I gotta hit the road.
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Daddy's going to Vegas.
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Flying in a rented Citation Ultra.
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Fuck me!
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Hello.
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Erlich: Uh... hey, buddy.
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Jared: Russ wants us to
convert to a sales model?
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That's just not possible.
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I mean, you saw the size
of that team at EndFrame.
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There were 40 people in that room?
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Right.
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Even if we fired all of the
engineers that we just hired...
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Looking good.
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Keep at it, Claude.
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Jared: Absolutely. Your
jobs are not at risk.
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That's very comforting.
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Even if we adjusted our workforce
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and hired sales people instead,
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Service Level Agreements like
that are enormously complex,
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they take a huge number of man hours.
263
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There's no way we could find
clients, negotiate terms,
264
00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:49,978
and push deals out the funnel fast
enough to yield real cash anytime soon.
265
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We're just not built for it.
266
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Right. Yeah. Yeah.
267
00:10:53,934 --> 00:10:56,768
Oh, Karen posted another photo.
268
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Sending it to you right now.
269
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:04,692
Wait. Why does it say "sent
from my iPhone" at the bottom?
270
00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:06,744
You just sent this from your computer.
271
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,862
It's so that I seem like
272
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I'm an out-and-about
kind of person.
273
00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,449
I put that in the signature
274
00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:13,284
and then in the body, I'll write fun stuff,
275
00:11:13,336 --> 00:11:15,620
like, "I'm at the opening
of a secret restaurant."
276
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Or, "I'm watching 'Jaws' at
the pool of an old hotel."
277
00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:21,459
You know, keep it fun, vague, mysterious.
278
00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:24,496
It is a mystery why you think
you'll ever see a woman naked.
279
00:11:24,531 --> 00:11:26,331
Dinesh, do you want a piece of advice?
280
00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,466
- No, thank you.
- Okay, I...
281
00:11:29,853 --> 00:11:31,186
I know Karen is out of my league.
282
00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:34,105
Okay? She's practically not my species.
283
00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:36,724
I'm a guppy, and I'm trying
to mate with a dolphin.
284
00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:37,942
You guys are bottom-feeders.
285
00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:40,311
You're like the fish that
swim into other fish's mouths
286
00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:41,946
and eat bacteria off their teeth.
287
00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:43,898
There's no such fish.
You made that fish up.
288
00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,283
Okay, it's an analogy.
289
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:46,317
I'm not gonna debate
290
00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:47,819
the existence of the literal fish with you,
291
00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:50,155
- 'cause it's not relevant.
- Well good, 'cause it doesn't exist.
292
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That is a real fish.
293
00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:53,041
Why don't you just send emails,
294
00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:54,409
from your actual iPhone?
295
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,161
It's all the way in my room.
296
00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:58,663
Wait, so you are trying
to convince this girl
297
00:11:58,715 --> 00:12:01,666
that you run half-marathons,
298
00:12:01,718 --> 00:12:04,002
but you won't walk
halfway across this house
299
00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:05,670
to get your iPhone?
300
00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:07,839
Basically.
301
00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:10,808
302
00:12:13,013 --> 00:12:14,979
Hi. Is there a... a Russ...
303
00:12:15,015 --> 00:12:17,015
(mumbling)
304
00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,350
Boy genius, what's up?
305
00:12:19,402 --> 00:12:21,186
Hey, Russ, uh...
306
00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:24,022
Look, I've run the
numbers 50 different ways,
307
00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,024
and I just don't know
how I'm gonna convert...
308
00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,276
You don't need to know.
I don't pay you to know.
309
00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,744
Know what?
310
00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:31,362
That's right. I know, you don't know.
311
00:12:31,414 --> 00:12:33,281
- I don't know what you know.
- No, you don't know,
312
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,532
'cause I figured it out.
313
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:35,950
You know what? It's what I do.
314
00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,702
I put radio on the Internet.
315
00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:39,704
I'm putting the third comma
back into my net worth,
316
00:12:39,756 --> 00:12:41,422
and you don't have to do jack shit.
317
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,591
Thanks. Come on, let's get
some food. I'm starving.
318
00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:45,093
Do you want your...
319
00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:50,882
Richard, hey.
320
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,518
Good to see you again.
321
00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:56,521
What is this?
322
00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,106
This is the solution.
323
00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,775
They're not a competitor if
you're a part of them, right?
324
00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,028
Pied Piper is gonna merge with EndFrame.
325
00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:10,451
I mean, seriously, I'm a genius, right?
326
00:13:13,907 --> 00:13:16,241
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where
the fuck are you going?
327
00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,875
You're gonna blow this deal.
328
00:13:17,911 --> 00:13:19,077
You cannot be serious.
329
00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:21,629
Those are the guys who
ripped off my algorithm,
330
00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:22,914
which they totally fucked up, by the way.
331
00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:24,215
Okay, so now you can fix it.
332
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,967
Y-You give them a better algorithm,
333
00:13:26,002 --> 00:13:27,385
they'll give you a killer sales team.
334
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:28,803
And in exchange for bringing you to them,
335
00:13:28,838 --> 00:13:30,888
they give me a big fat buyout
of my stake in your company.
336
00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:32,724
I'm that much closer to re-billionizing.
337
00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,175
Those guys are clowns.
338
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,477
Clowns with commitments worth millions.
339
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:38,846
Did you know they have a deal
on the table with Intersite?
340
00:13:38,898 --> 00:13:41,099
Intersite? The porn company? Really?
341
00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:42,267
I know. Awesome, right?
342
00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:43,434
And they've done months of hard work.
343
00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:45,436
All you have to do is
show up and compress shit.
344
00:13:45,438 --> 00:13:46,604
The answer is no.
345
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:49,574
Wrong. You do this deal,
or I pull your funding.
346
00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:53,278
Well, you can't pull funding
because we have a contract, so...
347
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,079
Oh, we have a contract?
348
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,498
We have a fucking contract, Richard?
349
00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:58,950
You wanna know what I have?
350
00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:02,086
(chiming on and off)
351
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:05,757
A fucking car whose doors open like this.
352
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:09,010
Not like this, not like this.
353
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:11,713
(engine starting)
354
00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:13,348
(stereo playing loudly)
355
00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,717
These are not the doors
of a billionaire, Richard.
356
00:14:15,769 --> 00:14:16,968
Fuck you!
357
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:22,106
(engine roaring, tires screeching)
358
00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:26,477
Fuck you in the ass.
359
00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:33,034
(electric guitar playing)
360
00:14:33,069 --> 00:14:35,370
So you wanna sue Russ Hanneman?
361
00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:37,955
Yeah. Yeah, we had a contract.
362
00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:39,874
He promised to give us $5 million
363
00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:41,542
and now he's welshing.
364
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:43,244
And you wanna sue EndFrame?
365
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,163
Yes, because they stole our IP.
366
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:49,000
Before or... after you gave it to 'em?
367
00:14:49,052 --> 00:14:51,052
Okay, we were tricked, so...
368
00:14:51,087 --> 00:14:53,671
Richie, you're not a guy
369
00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:55,807
that should be worried about suing people.
370
00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:58,676
You need to be worried
about the guy at Hooli
371
00:14:58,678 --> 00:15:00,228
who's suing you.
372
00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:02,897
If you don't mount a
vigorous legal defense,
373
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:05,933
then you lose to Gavin Belson by default.
374
00:15:05,985 --> 00:15:09,404
And you are stamped "Property of Hooli."
375
00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:11,189
You let Hanneman walk,
376
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,857
how you plan on paying these cats?
377
00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:14,859
I just paid them 80 grand.
378
00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:16,778
As a retainer.
379
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,413
That retains them.
380
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,031
Now you gotta pay them.
381
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:23,534
Hold on. So I just paid them $80,000...
382
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:25,837
for the right to pay them more?
383
00:15:25,872 --> 00:15:27,505
Yeah.
384
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,208
Fucking lawyers, man. Right?
385
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:33,511
Like it or not, Richie,
you're stuck with Hanneman.
386
00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:37,131
387
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,384
Monica: I mean, technically,
it's not even a merger.
388
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:43,054
EndFrame just absorbs you, and you're gone.
389
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:47,358
Right. So, basically, we
end up working for EndFrame
390
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:48,976
after giving them our idea,
391
00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:50,895
which was way better than theirs,
392
00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:53,364
and they end up making more money than us.
393
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,283
Fuck that. Assholes.
394
00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:57,618
Fucking king-sized assholes.
395
00:15:57,654 --> 00:15:59,404
Butt-holes indeed.
396
00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,072
What if we didn't do that?
397
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,076
What if, instead, we got our
own client like EndFrame has,
398
00:16:05,128 --> 00:16:06,577
a porn company or something?
399
00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:08,329
That's not really how it works, Gilfoyle.
400
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,164
You can't just go get a client.
401
00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:12,583
- Why not?
- 'Cause it's not that easy.
402
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,051
Why not?
403
00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:16,471
'Cause EndFrame worked that
Intersite deal for months,
404
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:18,639
kicking every detail of the contract
405
00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:20,174
and SLA back and forth,
406
00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:22,059
promising tons of custom features.
407
00:16:22,095 --> 00:16:24,562
And you can't just make that stuff up.
408
00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:26,981
What if I didn't have to make it up?
409
00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:28,266
What if I had every detail
410
00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:31,352
of their deal on my computer
right in front of me?
411
00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:33,604
I'm sorry, um...
412
00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:36,190
Are you just asking what if...
413
00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:38,609
or do you actually have this information?
414
00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:42,947
Gilfoyle, please don't tell me...
415
00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:45,700
that you hacked into EndFrame's system.
416
00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:48,453
Okay. I won't tell you that.
417
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,758
W-Well, did you hack into it or not?
418
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,843
My feeling is...
419
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,879
if you're the CEO of a company
420
00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:00,681
and you're dumb enough
to leave your login info
421
00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:02,133
on a Post-it note on your desk,
422
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,135
while the people that
you fucking ripped off
423
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:07,054
are physically in your
office, it's not a hack.
424
00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,023
It's barely social engineering.
425
00:17:09,058 --> 00:17:11,526
It's more like natural selection.
426
00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,528
Fucking ninja.
427
00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:17,198
Okay. I was not in the room
while this was happening.
428
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,484
This is way over the line.
429
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,068
This is crazy illegal.
430
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,871
We're not trading on stolen
information. It's not worth it.
431
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:25,206
What if it was worth it?
432
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,791
It's not, so...
433
00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:29,994
Gilfoyle, uh, hypothetically,
how much is it worth?
434
00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:31,662
$15 million.
435
00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,164
- What?
- Holy shit!
436
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,167
Okay, I was definitely not in
the room while this happened.
437
00:17:36,169 --> 00:17:38,503
I've got it all right
here with a bow on it...
438
00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:40,888
Delivery dates, benchmarks.
439
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,390
They're promising to deliver
440
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:45,092
high-quality 4K streaming video
441
00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:46,727
at 20 megabits per second.
442
00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:49,514
That's it? That's dog shit.
443
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,849
If we can put a half-decent build
444
00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:55,069
of our platform in front of Intersite,
445
00:17:55,104 --> 00:17:57,572
I mean, we can shark this 15 mil
right out from under EndFrame.
446
00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:58,940
I... I don't understand.
447
00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:01,659
How does Intersite have all
this money to throw around?
448
00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,327
It's pornography, Richard.
449
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,829
Adult content has driven more
450
00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:06,914
important tech adaption than anything.
451
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,917
The first fiction ever
published on a printing press
452
00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:11,202
was an erotic tale.
453
00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:13,037
And from there, it was Super 8 film...
454
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:15,706
Polaroid, home video,
digital, video on demand...
455
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,459
Monica: Credit card
verification systems, Snapchat.
456
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:22,380
Pornography accounts for
37% of all Internet traffic.
457
00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:23,464
38 when I'm on it.
458
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:26,884
Reducing Intersite server
load by a tiny fraction,
459
00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,053
could save them tens of
millions of dollars a year.
460
00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,388
Hundreds.
461
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:34,559
$15 million is only like six
hours of Intersite CDN bill, right?
462
00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:35,943
But to us, that...
463
00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:37,862
I mean, we could settle out with Russ,
464
00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:39,397
pay our legal fees,
465
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,866
have plenty of runway to get us to CES.
466
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:44,068
Minor detail. This is stealing.
467
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,119
You mean like lying and telling someone
468
00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:46,571
that you want to fund their company,
469
00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:48,239
and then taking their tech
when they meet with you?
470
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,241
Like that kind of stealing?
471
00:18:50,243 --> 00:18:52,877
You wanted to do something, Richard.
472
00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:54,462
This is something.
473
00:18:54,497 --> 00:18:57,665
474
00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:01,752
It's time to walk the
left-hand path, Richard.
475
00:19:01,804 --> 00:19:04,555
476
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:20,187
The statistics here are clear.
477
00:19:20,239 --> 00:19:22,440
Protecting existing revenue streams...
478
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:25,943
in the current climate is
no longer a viable option.
479
00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:29,030
We must run forward
simply to stay in place,
480
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:32,867
by doing what the adult
industry has always done, lead.
481
00:19:32,919 --> 00:19:35,119
Pioneering cutting-edge interfaces
482
00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:39,123
across new device platforms
like Oculus and iWhack
483
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,126
will be the key to our
survival as an industry.
484
00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:44,428
And based on their recent
investment patterns,
485
00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:47,264
tech leaders such as Facebook agree.
486
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,718
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the future.
487
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,436
(electronic buzzing)
488
00:19:52,472 --> 00:19:54,772
(applauses)
489
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:02,279
490
00:20:02,315 --> 00:20:04,982
Erlich: What is that on your
computer screen? A fractal?
491
00:20:04,984 --> 00:20:07,902
No, it's just pictures of
art I've been sending Karen
492
00:20:07,954 --> 00:20:10,571
from my mobile phone which
is charging over there.
493
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,989
I told her I just got back from
494
00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:14,158
a gallery opening in Hunter's Point.
495
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,910
Who painted that disappointment?
496
00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:17,878
Jaden, age five.
497
00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,498
I got it from his
Montessori school website.
498
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,416
He's not online, he's never gonna find out.
499
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:23,584
What?
500
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,169
Crimes against
children...
501
00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:27,004
Really, so easy to get away with.
502
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,006
(cell phone chimes)
503
00:20:29,926 --> 00:20:31,759
Oh, another text from Karen.
504
00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:33,561
"In your 'hood. Can I come over?
505
00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:37,348
"IDK. Too soon, question mark."
506
00:20:40,269 --> 00:20:41,402
Fuck.
507
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:43,187
What's the issue?
508
00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:44,522
This is what you want.
509
00:20:44,524 --> 00:20:46,774
You know, it's... The
place is so dirty right now.
510
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:50,361
Probably another day is
best for such activity?
511
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,446
Um, should I tell her I'm
out getting Ethiopian tapas?
512
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:54,198
I don't see what the problem is here.
513
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,701
She wants to come over, and she
acknowledged that it's too soon.
514
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,919
You've basically done the deed...
515
00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,337
which for you is...
516
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,757
ejaculating in your own
pants all over your leg...
517
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,675
and then apologizing profusely.
518
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:07,011
Just maintain eye contact,
519
00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,380
light some scented candles
and throw in some Sade.
520
00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:11,265
The early stuff, though,
521
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,684
before her arrangements got too baroque.
522
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,020
Okay, that is sad.
523
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:18,723
I can do this. Um...
524
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:21,442
She would never sleep with
a guy who lives like this.
525
00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:23,060
I don't even know where to start.
526
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,311
Um, do you guys want to help me
527
00:21:24,363 --> 00:21:25,730
clean up a little bit real quick?
528
00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:28,232
No, don't do that.
529
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:32,286
- Uh, Miss Kendall.
- Yeah.
530
00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:34,038
Excuse me.
531
00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:35,456
I am data compression.
532
00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,958
I do data compression,
533
00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:41,128
and, uh, I know that, um,
EndFrame is telling you
534
00:21:41,164 --> 00:21:43,664
that they can lower your
bandwidth and storage costs
535
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:46,000
by delivering your new 4K video stream
536
00:21:46,052 --> 00:21:47,168
at 20 megabits per second.
537
00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:49,420
Who the hell are you?
538
00:21:49,422 --> 00:21:51,172
Uh, sorry. I'm Pied Piper.
539
00:21:51,224 --> 00:21:52,923
I am Richard Hendricks of...
540
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:55,176
- You're the CEO.
- Yes.
541
00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:58,929
- Uh, thank you.
- I saw you at TechCrunch.
542
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:01,599
How do you know the
specs of my EndFrame deal?
543
00:22:01,601 --> 00:22:03,434
I can't... I don't...
544
00:22:03,436 --> 00:22:05,569
Okay. I don't like this
at all, Richard Hendricks.
545
00:22:05,605 --> 00:22:07,438
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
546
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,607
I can save you millions in bandwidth.
547
00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:12,193
My, uh, algorithm is lossless.
548
00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:13,944
I can deliver the same 4K video,
549
00:22:13,946 --> 00:22:17,114
at seven megabits per second, 60 fps.
550
00:22:17,116 --> 00:22:18,249
We are faster
551
00:22:18,284 --> 00:22:20,417
and have a higher quality than EndFrame
552
00:22:20,453 --> 00:22:21,752
at a third of the bit rate.
553
00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:23,704
- Bullshit.
- I can prove it.
554
00:22:24,957 --> 00:22:27,291
Before you spend a dime, let me prove it.
555
00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:30,094
You know I'm on the board of two charities
556
00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:33,514
and a no-kill animal shelter
with Gavin Belson, right?
557
00:22:33,549 --> 00:22:35,800
The man who is suing
you for stealing his IP.
558
00:22:35,852 --> 00:22:37,802
That lawsuit's bullshit.
559
00:22:37,854 --> 00:22:40,554
I have a very complicated
deal in place with EndFrame.
560
00:22:40,606 --> 00:22:43,057
Why should I back out
and take a risk on you?
561
00:22:44,393 --> 00:22:47,478
Back there, you said that
your business needs to do
562
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:49,980
whatever it takes in order to survive.
563
00:22:50,032 --> 00:22:52,700
Well, so does mine.
564
00:22:52,735 --> 00:22:54,235
And this is it.
565
00:22:54,287 --> 00:22:57,788
If I don't get this
deal, my company is dead.
566
00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:05,963
So this is your place?
567
00:23:05,998 --> 00:23:07,498
Yes.
568
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,667
I know it's weird that a
guy like me would live here,
569
00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:13,754
but, honestly, this is just where I rest.
570
00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:17,174
Out there is where I live.
571
00:23:18,845 --> 00:23:22,146
Did you get my link to the
Catalan animation festival?
572
00:23:22,181 --> 00:23:23,514
Oh, did I?
573
00:23:23,516 --> 00:23:25,900
Where do you stand on the
subtitling v. dubbing debate?
574
00:23:25,935 --> 00:23:27,484
'Cause to me, dubbing is boorish.
575
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,688
'Cause every language to me has its own...
576
00:23:32,909 --> 00:23:34,525
Hey, how'd you get on our Wi-Fi?
577
00:23:34,527 --> 00:23:36,493
How does your phone know the password?
578
00:23:36,529 --> 00:23:37,828
Did it?
579
00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:39,246
Yeah, it connected immediately.
580
00:23:39,282 --> 00:23:40,698
It's an
alpha-numeric... - Oh.
581
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:44,118
- Long password.
- Oh.
582
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:45,336
Um... I...
583
00:23:45,371 --> 00:23:49,340
Okay, this is really weird.
584
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,541
Karen?
585
00:23:51,594 --> 00:23:53,377
Erlich.
586
00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:54,712
Hey.
587
00:23:54,714 --> 00:23:58,048
I didn't realize that it was you, Karen,
588
00:23:58,050 --> 00:24:00,551
the Karen that Dinesh...
589
00:24:00,603 --> 00:24:02,386
You two know each other?
590
00:24:02,388 --> 00:24:04,772
In a sense. Yeah.
591
00:24:04,807 --> 00:24:07,274
What... -
Outed by Wi-Fi.
592
00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:09,810
Is the specifics of the "sense"?
593
00:24:09,862 --> 00:24:11,445
Oh... uh...
594
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,064
You never, uh... you never called.
595
00:24:14,116 --> 00:24:17,785
I, uh... got super busy.
596
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,537
Hey, we all do.
597
00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:24,959
Well, we should probably
head to the festival, so...
598
00:24:26,629 --> 00:24:30,331
So did you ever find my earrings?
599
00:24:30,383 --> 00:24:32,082
I... I
don't know.
600
00:24:33,502 --> 00:24:37,421
Should we, uh, check
the old lost and found?
601
00:24:37,423 --> 00:24:38,305
Okay.
602
00:24:38,341 --> 00:24:43,394
603
00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:49,600
So, here goes.
604
00:24:49,652 --> 00:24:53,604
By wearing this standard
Hooli ear-bud headphone,
605
00:24:53,656 --> 00:24:58,108
modified with a small piezoelectric sensor,
606
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,861
the user can control their Hooli phone
607
00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:04,198
solely with their neural impulses.
608
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:08,118
Point, click, drag, even type...
609
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,422
all using only brainwaves.
610
00:25:11,457 --> 00:25:13,424
Think it...
611
00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:14,842
and it happens.
612
00:25:16,379 --> 00:25:17,962
Holy shit!
613
00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:20,347
Seriously?
614
00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:22,182
Seriously.
615
00:25:22,218 --> 00:25:23,684
This is great.
616
00:25:23,719 --> 00:25:25,686
Fuck, yes, team!
617
00:25:25,721 --> 00:25:28,022
So, uh, what's our, um, timeline here?
618
00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:30,057
I mean, when do we start testing this?
619
00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:33,644
How long before we can
integrate this into Nucleus?
620
00:25:33,646 --> 00:25:35,312
Not long.
621
00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:38,148
It'll probably happen in our lifetime.
622
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,119
We just have to figure out
how to make it work. (chuckles)
623
00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:45,205
But I really believe that our grandchildren
624
00:25:45,241 --> 00:25:48,876
are going to grow up taking
this technology for granted.
625
00:25:48,911 --> 00:25:50,077
Our grandchildren?
626
00:25:50,129 --> 00:25:51,795
I know you're single, but
you might meet someone.
627
00:25:51,831 --> 00:25:54,131
No. No! No!
628
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,716
What do you have that's ready now?
629
00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:57,968
Well... Hmm...
630
00:25:58,004 --> 00:26:01,338
Truth be told, we kind of put
all our eggs into this basket,
631
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:06,310
but we do have the kick-ass
potato cannon, though.
632
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,680
Although, actually, this one is broken.
633
00:26:09,682 --> 00:26:12,649
We tried to put a Mr. Potato Head in it,
634
00:26:12,685 --> 00:26:15,352
and it did not like that.
635
00:26:17,239 --> 00:26:19,656
You give me, you're giving me
636
00:26:19,692 --> 00:26:22,526
The sweetest taboo
637
00:26:22,528 --> 00:26:24,611
Too good for me
638
00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:27,581
Still in there, eh?
639
00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:30,167
What do you think? Will they
ever find those earrings?
640
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,620
Funny thing about lost items...
641
00:26:33,672 --> 00:26:35,956
always in the last place you look.
642
00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:39,593
643
00:26:41,297 --> 00:26:42,880
Thanks for coming in, guys.
644
00:26:42,882 --> 00:26:44,715
I look forward to working with you.
645
00:26:45,601 --> 00:26:47,217
Us too.
646
00:26:47,269 --> 00:26:49,686
Come on back. This way.
647
00:26:49,722 --> 00:26:51,438
We're right in here.
648
00:26:51,474 --> 00:26:53,640
Oh, hey, Mark.
649
00:26:53,692 --> 00:26:55,642
Good to see you again.
650
00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:57,027
What is this?
651
00:26:57,063 --> 00:26:58,562
This is a bake off.
652
00:26:58,564 --> 00:27:00,197
I'm gonna give EndFrame and Pied Piper
653
00:27:00,232 --> 00:27:01,732
the same video library to compress.
654
00:27:01,784 --> 00:27:03,067
In a week, I'll review
655
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,569
and award the contract to
whoever does a better job.
656
00:27:05,621 --> 00:27:06,703
What?
657
00:27:06,739 --> 00:27:08,739
- "Who... whomever."
- What?
658
00:27:08,774 --> 00:27:12,709
"Whomever does the better..."
But okay, yeah. Never mind.
659
00:27:12,745 --> 00:27:14,661
Welcome to the left-hand path, my friend.
660
00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:20,117
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661
00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:22,999
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662
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