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Thanks for coming in
and sitting down with us.
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We're really excited to
meet a few good engineers
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to join the Pied Piper Team.
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So why don't you tell us
a little about yourself?
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I don't work before noon.
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Or after 2:00 PM.
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And I need to bring my dog to work.
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Are you... are you dog-friendly?
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Oh, yeah, you can bring your dog to work.
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That's not what I asked.
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Are you dog-friendly?
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Um...
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Nice pool. Can my dog go in?
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Yeah, yeah, we're very dog-friendly.
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Is there a lifeguard?
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- Um...
- 'Cause my dog can't swim.
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It says here on your resume
that from 2010 to 2011
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you "crushed it"?
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That's actually an old
resume. It should also read
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that I crushed it from 2013 to present.
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So are we to understand that
you did not "crush it" in 2012?
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There was a medical situation
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preventing me from crushing
it to my usual standards.
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So I had to take some time off
until I was able to crush it at 100%,
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at which point I resumed
crushing it full-time.
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So it says here that
you're proficient in C++,
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code assembly for multiple
processor architectures,
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and that you are a cyborg?
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That is correct... short
for cybernetic organism.
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I came into this world of filth and
pain with a congenital heart condition,
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requiring the installation of a pacemaker,
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upon which I am mortally dependent.
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Mmm.
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Wow, he's technically a cyborg.
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Yeah, yeah. Makes the resume accurate.
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Look, we all know that I can
make a shitload more money
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working for some multi-colored Happy
Town in a hermetically-sealed box.
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But permission to be honest?
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Permission granted.
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Granted.
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I like that you guys are so weird.
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Mmm.
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Yes, we are the weird ones.
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(theme music playing)
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This morning, you put your
soda cans in the green one.
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Okay? That's not right.
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The green is for grass and leaves.
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Okay?
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The blue one is for recycling.
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Go ahead and put those in there.
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Yeah.
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Very good. The black one
is for all other trash.
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Do you understand?
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Yes. Which is for burning?
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No, we don't burn trash in this country.
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It's illegal. You never burn trash.
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Okay, can you say that?
"I never burn trash."
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I never burn trash.
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Yes. What about garbage?
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Motherfucker.
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Jared Patakian?
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You know, this Patakian guy
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is definitely on some end of some spectrum,
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but he is a full-stack engineer.
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I mean, I'm sold. Jared, what do you think?
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Well, he's qualified and he
definitely seemed interested.
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It's a programmer's market right now.
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I think if we like him, we
should pursue him aggressively.
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My only concern here, and it's a small one,
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um, he's also named Jared. Will
it be confusing with two Jareds?
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If we hire him, I can always go
back to my real name... Donald.
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No, that's too big a hassle.
We'll just go with "other Jared."
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OJ, for short.
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I know a name is just a sound
somebody makes when they need you,
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but shouldn't this much-newer
Jared be "other Jared"?
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You should be flattered. OJ Simpson
is one of the most recognizable people
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on the face of the planet.
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Was that Jared Patakian
I saw exiting the house?
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Yes, we just interviewed
him. We think he's great.
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He actually is great. I
tried to hire him for Aviato.
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But then he took the offer,
shopped it around town,
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and got more dough at a different gig.
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I didn't care for the
way that he handled it.
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So I am going to have to err on the
side of caution and say "Pass-adena,"
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Trina.
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Well, I'm sorry that that happened to you,
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but you don't get to Pass-adena on anyone.
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We've got to hire a lot of people,
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and he was the only one
that we all agree on.
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But this is my house. I'm
on the board of this company.
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I mean, I must get dings, right?
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- Dings?
- Like in a jury or "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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Erlich, thank you for
letting us stay in your house
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while we figure out what
we need office-wise. Really.
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But I'm sorry. You don't get a say in this.
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We're going to hire the android.
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He's a cyborg, Richard.
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The son of a bitch is a goddamned cyborg.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the
press, distinguished guests,
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question... What is a moonshot?
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A moonshot is an idea so big, so bold,
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as to be impossible until it is not.
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- Magellan circumnavigating...
- There you are.
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Sorry, I got lost. But I think
I'm supposed to be here...
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- Shh! Come on.
- Not so long ago,
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people called the idea of sending
a man to the moon a moonshot.
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But we did it, and that
is just the beginning.
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No idea will be too big
for our newest division,
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"Hooli [xyz]."
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How long do I have to stay here?
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- 'Cause lunch...
- And today,
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I'm pleased to announce that after
some negotiations and arm-twisting,
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the brilliant Professor Davis Bannerchek,
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a pioneer in robotics and
founder of Somerville Dynamics,
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has agreed to head up this new division.
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I give you Dr. Bannerchek,
the one and only man
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fit to be the first head
dreamer of Hooli [xyz].
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Also I give you the one and only
man fit to be his co-head dreamer,
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our very own Nelson Bighetti,
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otherwise known around here as
"Baghead." Come on up here, Baghead.
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What?
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He also co-founded Pied
Piper right here at Hooli.
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I'm not sure I understand.
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You are being promoted.
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Being named "co-head dreamer" carries
with it a significant pay increase.
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Greater equity, more
favorable vesting schedule.
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See, but I really liked the job I had.
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You know, I was perfectly happy there.
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It was kind of the... the perfect level
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of involvement for me, I think.
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And also that other guy, Bannerchek?
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He... he did not really
seem to like me very much.
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Oh, he does not. And he wanted you to know
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that he moved four school-aged children
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and his elderly mother across the country
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in order to run Hooli [xyz] on his own.
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He was very clear about that.
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And he wanted me to convey that to you.
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Have I done that?
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Yeah. So what is my job exactly?
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Oh, that's actually... that's up to you.
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You can do whatever you want.
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Okay. See, that's sort
of what I do now, though.
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But starting today, you can do it
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in a much more significant way.
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Enjoy your new office.
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Wait, this is my office?
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Sorry to interrupt.
The photographer's here.
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- The photographer?
- From "Wired" magazine,
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for the profile they're doing on you.
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- Sorry, who are you?
- Your assistant.
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What?
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Okay, Richard, last interview of the day.
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Uh, Dinesh, Gilfoyle, this is someone
you guys recommended I contact,
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Carla Walton? Yeah, we
hung out with her a bunch
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- at the last S.F. vid/tech meet-up.
- Her code is fucking great.
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She was head of engineering at Earcast?
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She was engineering at Earcast. She
pulled that whole system on her own.
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You know what else excites me here?
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There's a distinct over-representation
of men in this company.
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Look around. I think it would behoove us
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to prioritize hiring a woman.
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I disagree, OJ. We should hire the
best person for the job, period.
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- And Carla is one of the best.
- Right, let me rephrase.
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I think having a woman in
the company is important,
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but hiring someone only
because they're a woman is bad.
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I would never compromise Pied Piper.
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Okay, just to be clear, our top priority
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is to hire the most qualified
person available, right?
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- Of course.
- But it would be better
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if that someone was a woman
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even though the "woman" part
of that statement is irrelevant?
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Exactly. It's like we're the
Beatles and now we just need Yoko.
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That's the worst example
you could have used.
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I'm using VP9 ABR to
reduce bits and using WebRTC
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to carry the bulk of the load via p2p.
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So basically I pay for one
tiny-ass outgoing stream
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and the user's ISP picks up the whole tab.
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The users pay for all
that bandwidth, not you?
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Wow, that could save us a ton of money.
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Yeah, a shit ton.
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And do you think you could
integrate it into our platform
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by January in time for CES?
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Look, I'm not going to get in your way.
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You know, you design the
engine. I just assemble the car.
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I could have an alpha of that
up in a solid weekend of hacking.
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Wow. Cool.
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Plus I could count on one hand
the number of people on earth
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who could handle sitting in a room
with Dinesh and Gilfoyle all day.
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- So...
- All of that.
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- Plus you're a woman.
- What?
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No, I just mean we would absolutely
love to have a strong woman working here.
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I'm not a woman engineer. I'm an engineer.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, no, no, no.
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No, yes, of course. We
want to hire the best people
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who happen to be women,
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regardless of whether or not they
are women. That part is irrelevant.
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Are you doing that interviewing thing
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where you try to rattle somebody
to see if they freak out or not?
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Uh, sadly no. This is... that's just Jared.
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I wouldn't know how to do that.
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Well, I am aggressively
unemployed right now.
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So why don't you give me a call
when you know what you want to do?
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- Great, great.
- All right.
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All right, I'll show you out.
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Yeah, lucky me.
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I love "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo."
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So?
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So she's actually a bad-ass.
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- Yeah, we told you, right?
- We have to hire that person.
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Are you shitting me?
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You see this, Richard? What is this?
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A spoon?
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It's a wide spoon. In
fact, the only spoon type
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that is left in this drawer.
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I specifically posted a
note on the refrigerator
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saying that the more narrow spoons
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be reserved for the eating
for Fage yogurt by me.
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Look at this... the angle's all wrong.
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Aren't you supposed to just tip
that little plastic cup part up
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and dump the jam into the yogurt?
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How would you know that? Have
you been eating my Fage yogurts?
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No, I saw it on the billboards.
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Well, what they don't
tell you on the billboards
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is that you can't get all
of it out... look at that!
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You have to dig it out.
But you can't dig it out
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with these big-as-hell,
wide fucking spoons.
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This isn't about the spoons, is it, Erlich?
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This is about Jared Patakian.
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This is about me not letting you
tell me who I can or can't hire.
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Or maybe it's about the
fact that you're the one
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- who's been using my narrow spoons?
- Okay.
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You and I both have to get
ready for a board meeting.
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Can we just stop with the nonsense?
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- Nonsense? This is nonsense?
- Yeah, yeah.
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You know, half the yogurt's gonna go unused
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because one quarter of
the jam can't come out.
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Thank you for hosting.
You have a lovely home.
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Yeah, I do. I like this painting.
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- Is it sperm?
- No, three commas.
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Know what has three commas in it, Richard?
242
00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,970
Uh, a sentence with two
appositive phrases in it?
243
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,568
No, a billion dollars.
244
00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:05,752
Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club.
245
00:12:05,777 --> 00:12:08,233
You know, you play your cards right, you
could be in the three-comma club, too.
246
00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:11,640
But probably not. But you
could be. Probably not.
247
00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:14,634
There she is. Say hello to
tonight's fifth board member,
248
00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,775
- my girlfriend Nastia.
- Charmed.
249
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,376
- Hello.
- Hi.
250
00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:21,329
- Hello.
- Huh.
251
00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:23,779
You are Jew.
252
00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:26,948
- Episcopalian, actually.
- Jew... good at business.
253
00:12:26,973 --> 00:12:29,591
Ha. My baby's got some ideas about Jews,
254
00:12:29,619 --> 00:12:33,015
some good, some bad.
255
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,954
- Mm-hmm.
- Dad?
256
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,292
Oh, hey there, buddy.
257
00:12:37,343 --> 00:12:40,795
- Hello.
- Who's this? Another board member?
258
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:43,939
(beeping) Computer voice:
Aspen, it's time for bed.
259
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,611
I don't want to go to bed.
260
00:12:45,802 --> 00:12:48,353
I'm sorry, buddy. It's not up to me.
261
00:12:48,378 --> 00:12:51,423
Computer voice: I need
you to cooperate, Aspen.
262
00:12:51,641 --> 00:12:55,060
10, nine, eight,
263
00:12:55,111 --> 00:12:57,812
- seven, six, five...
- Fine.
264
00:12:57,837 --> 00:13:01,720
- Four, three... good boy. Aspen
- What the hell is that?
265
00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:03,759
Company I'm funding. We call it the Lady.
266
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,536
I press a button, and the lady
tells Aspen when it's time for bed,
267
00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:09,096
time to take a bath, when his
fucking mother's here to pick him up.
268
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,372
I get to be his friend
and she's the bad guy.
269
00:13:11,397 --> 00:13:15,117
Undisrupted fatherhood.
It's visionary technology.
270
00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:17,306
Okay, come on. Board meeting, bitches.
271
00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:20,383
(beeping) Aspen, remember
to take your medication.
272
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:24,628
Hey. Just remember, Russ
only has two board seats,
273
00:13:24,653 --> 00:13:27,446
so as long as we vote together,
we can carry every vote.
274
00:13:27,471 --> 00:13:31,641
Yeah, I'm familiar with the
rules of a board meeting.
275
00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:38,134
Okay, so 409A valuation report
276
00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:41,195
and new ESOPs. Is there
a motion to approve?
277
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:48,548
Great, it's unanimous. Approved.
278
00:13:48,573 --> 00:13:51,608
Now we need to clear the equity packages
279
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:54,618
we're offering to a
couple prospective hires,
280
00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:57,862
- Carla Walton and Jared Patakian.
- (grunts)
281
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,486
Fucking cyborg.
282
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:03,134
Oh, um, Patakian is
actually a solid engineer.
283
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,634
We'd be foolish not to hire him.
284
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:09,812
He's really good. So all in favor?
285
00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:13,378
Sounds like a good pick-up.
286
00:14:13,944 --> 00:14:16,662
Monica: Okay, board of one approved.
287
00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:21,605
All right, uh, is there
anything else we need to cover?
288
00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:24,672
Yeah, I think we need to talk about
289
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,148
getting some shwaaaag.
290
00:14:27,536 --> 00:14:29,017
What?
291
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,543
- Shwaaag!
- "Sha-wagga"?
292
00:14:31,568 --> 00:14:33,235
Shwag!
293
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:35,056
What is it?
294
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:37,119
- Swag.
- Swag?
295
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,103
Swag! What is it?
296
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,806
- Swag.
- I actually don't know...
297
00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:45,009
I think we need to build on the
success of our outdoor media campaign.
298
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,493
I'm talking Pied Piper
mouse pads, puzzle cubes,
299
00:14:47,518 --> 00:14:49,984
fuckin' antenna balls. Come
on, I'm talking 30 grand.
300
00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:53,122
That's like a hand of
blackjack. All in favor?
301
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:58,554
I mean, first billboards, now this?
302
00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:01,465
I mean, as it is, we're barely
going to make it to January.
303
00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:03,667
Sorry.
304
00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,673
What?
305
00:15:09,698 --> 00:15:11,361
I think it's a really solid idea.
306
00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:13,955
I think we'd be foolish not to do it.
307
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,994
Cool. So three-to-two in favor... swag!
308
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:21,025
Set you guys up with my marketing
company. We'll give you a killer rate.
309
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,301
Question... who likes margaritas?
310
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:24,853
Answer... everybody!
311
00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:27,605
Babe, go out back, grab some
limes from the tree, all right?
312
00:15:28,186 --> 00:15:30,859
Who likes swag? This guy, this guy.
313
00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:33,786
We gonna get our swag on!
314
00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:36,532
What the fuck are you doing?
315
00:15:36,557 --> 00:15:38,649
You just cost us $30,000.
316
00:15:38,675 --> 00:15:41,431
I thought we agreed to
present a unified front here.
317
00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:43,799
Well, if Richard wants a unified front,
318
00:15:43,824 --> 00:15:46,976
then maybe Richard should do
a better job at unifying it.
319
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,422
Why are you such a dick?
320
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,796
Why are you unable to listen to people
who know what they're talking about?
321
00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:54,939
Speaking of Mexico, I'm
supposed to go to Cabo tomorrow,
322
00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,630
but I got roped into
buying these two tickets
323
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,740
to the Muir Woods preservation
thing tomorrow night.
324
00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:02,033
Sean Parker's charity? That's a big event.
325
00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:05,775
Gonna be a lot of members of the
three-comma club there. Am I right?
326
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,291
Total asshole parade. Anyone
want these stupid things?
327
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,764
Yeah, I'm down.
328
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:14,414
Uh, and Richard, no, you can't come.
329
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:16,331
- But Monica...
- No.
330
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:20,618
- Okay.
- Babe, I said limes... limes.
331
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,951
She's honestly so fucking stupid.
332
00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:26,462
(both chuckling)
333
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:31,503
She doesn't even know
what I'm saying right now.
334
00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:35,116
And until we get real office space,
335
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:37,725
I guess we could just put you right here.
336
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,635
And we could put Patakian here.
337
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,828
I hope you don't mind
sitting next to a cyborg.
338
00:16:42,061 --> 00:16:44,012
Does he fart a lot and smell like onions?
339
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,233
Well, he is a coder.
340
00:16:45,258 --> 00:16:47,842
Well, I'd say I'm not getting
paid enough to deal with this crap,
341
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:50,568
but I so am, so...
342
00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:54,006
You know, if it's cool, I'm going to get
some stuff out of my car to dump here.
343
00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:56,092
I know I don't start till Monday,
but I want to get it cleaned out
344
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:58,381
- before I trade it in.
- You're getting a new car?
345
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:01,542
Yeah, yeah. Mercedes hybrid.
346
00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:04,592
- It's pretty dope.
- That sounds expensive.
347
00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:05,977
- Guys?
- It is.
348
00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:08,510
Uh, Richard has something
very important to tell you.
349
00:17:08,535 --> 00:17:12,253
Yes. Ahem, so, Jared has informed me
350
00:17:12,278 --> 00:17:15,879
that as CEO, I need to be able to
answer any questions that you might have
351
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:19,741
about Pied Piper's harassment
policy and workplace code of conduct.
352
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:22,844
Apparently, every company our
size has to have one of those.
353
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:26,485
Essentially, if you find the
workplace hostile in any way,
354
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:29,494
you can submit a written complaint.
It will be completely anonymous.
355
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,813
Essentially, don't do or say
anything that might offend anyone.
356
00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:34,922
Okay? Thank you. That's the policy.
357
00:17:34,947 --> 00:17:37,196
- Okay.
- Guys, um...
358
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:39,416
This is actually pretty serious.
359
00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:42,837
I mean, we're all cool
here, but we know each other.
360
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,120
So obviously, when Dinesh
calls me retarded Frankenstein,
361
00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:48,659
or he describes me as AIDS lady,
362
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:51,440
or Gilfoyle refers to me
as effeminate K.D. Lang,
363
00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:53,966
I know this is a joke among friends.
364
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,574
- It's not a joke.
- We're not friends.
365
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:57,737
(laughing) See, it's hilarious.
366
00:17:57,762 --> 00:18:00,797
But, um, as we grow,
367
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:03,425
we're going to be adding a lot
of new people to this company,
368
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,784
and to this office, and some of
them might not be as amused as I am
369
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:09,568
by such strong language. Lawsuits happen.
370
00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:11,322
So, questions?
371
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,428
- Oh, uh, I have a question.
- Mm-hmm.
372
00:18:13,453 --> 00:18:15,846
My best friend's nickname is Cunty.
373
00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:17,877
- I'm sorry, her name is...
- Cunty.
374
00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:20,274
And I was hoping I could
call her Cunty while I'm here.
375
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,487
Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot.
376
00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:25,013
'Cause, you know, I want to have
Cunty come visit me for lunch,
377
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,982
and if I can't call Cunty "Cunty,"
378
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:30,093
then it's like, I'm not going to
want to have Cunty over at all,
379
00:18:30,312 --> 00:18:33,002
which I feel like kind
of violates my rights...
380
00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:35,161
Yeah, um, it does not...
381
00:18:35,186 --> 00:18:36,935
as a woman.
382
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:41,699
Okay, I'm going to have to
get back to you on that one.
383
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:43,683
Her best friend's nickname is Cunty.
384
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,220
- Let's maybe get back to the kitchen.
- Okay.
385
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:47,962
Okay, okay.
386
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:52,021
All right, I got to clean out my shit box.
387
00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:54,444
Nice bag.
388
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:55,986
Thank you.
389
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,380
Oh, look, "D&G." It's
like Dinesh and Gilfoyle.
390
00:19:03,324 --> 00:19:06,423
Okay, that was the third reference she's
made to how much money she's making.
391
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:08,923
Hmm.
392
00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:12,520
That's a $3500 bag.
393
00:19:12,554 --> 00:19:14,949
How do you know? You have the same one?
394
00:19:14,974 --> 00:19:16,908
No, I have the fucking Internet.
395
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:19,924
You don't think she's making
more money than us, do you?
396
00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:22,367
No, we all have equalized pay, remember?
397
00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:24,659
Yeah, me and you and Richard and Jared do,
398
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:29,388
but not new hires. It's the classic
dilemma where the founders make less.
399
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:31,713
We told Richard to get
her no matter what it took.
400
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,519
Even if she is making more
cash than us, which she isn't,
401
00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:36,335
there's no way she has as much equity.
402
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,111
You don't know that. And Richard
won't tell us. It's confidential.
403
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,503
I guess there's a reason for it.
404
00:19:40,528 --> 00:19:42,668
It's so people don't get
jealous and throw a hissy fit.
405
00:19:42,694 --> 00:19:46,159
I'm not jealous. I just want to
make sure she's making less than me.
406
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:49,107
Hey, how do we find out how
much she's getting paid here?
407
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:50,792
I have a plan.
408
00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:57,252
Hey, Carla, how much
money do you make here?
409
00:19:58,354 --> 00:20:01,190
Uh, let's just say it's a
big jump from my old job.
410
00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:05,051
Right, but you probably
got more equity there.
411
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,851
Um, no, actually I get more equity here.
412
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:10,945
- What?
- Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting?
413
00:20:10,979 --> 00:20:14,267
- Three points each.
- Three? That's weird.
414
00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:16,472
I thought you got in at the beginning.
415
00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,521
I have another plan.
416
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:26,320
Erlich: All right, Jian-Yang,
don't talk to anybody else.
417
00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:28,363
When we get inside, don't talk to me.
418
00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:31,139
- Good evening.
- Here's the...
419
00:20:31,993 --> 00:20:34,327
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
420
00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:39,719
And how will you be paying, sir?
421
00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:41,665
- Excuse me?
- Your donation.
422
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,416
What's your preferred method of payment?
423
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:47,251
Oh, no, these are already paid
for. We're guests of Russ Hanneman.
424
00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:50,979
Yes, he reserved the tickets,
but you have to pay for them.
425
00:20:51,004 --> 00:20:54,056
Oh, okay. And how much are they?
426
00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:57,345
- $25,000.
- Um, so... but for both?
427
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:58,449
No, no, no, per ticket.
428
00:20:58,473 --> 00:21:00,940
Uh, there's no possible
way that we could pay that,
429
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,860
so what do we do here?
430
00:21:02,885 --> 00:21:05,706
Well, there are a number of other
ways to help preserve the Muir Woods.
431
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,838
We do a volunteer clean-up
program every weekend.
432
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:11,328
Yeah, I don't give a shit about the
Muir Woods. I need to get in there.
433
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,431
Sir, if you can't pay for the tickets,
I really don't see how that's possible.
434
00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:17,375
What if we do like a
little in-and-out thing?
435
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,673
I just go in there, 10 minutes, you
know, have one cocktail, two, three max.
436
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,814
He doesn't eat. He won't
eat. Yes, I'm hungry.
437
00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,431
Gentlemen, I'm going to need you
to move aside for the other guests.
438
00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:28,790
You want me to email
Russ Hanneman right now?
439
00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:30,611
You don't have Russ's email.
440
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:34,448
But I have his... I
have the phone number of
441
00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:37,095
the person who works in his office.
442
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,400
Does anybody have an extra
ticket? My investor cannot pay.
443
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,634
That's actually not true.
444
00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:44,294
Uh, I think they must
have misplaced the tickets.
445
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:46,181
No, we have everyone's tickets here.
446
00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:49,447
Can you please check? Erlich Bachman?
447
00:21:49,472 --> 00:21:52,072
E-R-I-C-H...
448
00:21:52,097 --> 00:21:54,954
- That's not at all how it's spelled here.
- Let's go, Jian.
449
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:58,001
Have a nice night. Thank you. Next.
450
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,369
- Excuse me, do you have a ticket?
- God damn it!
451
00:22:00,394 --> 00:22:03,479
- Jian-Yang, come here!
- Do you have a ticket?
452
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:12,843
Hey, Jian-Yang, how... how was last night?
453
00:22:12,868 --> 00:22:14,835
It was sad.
454
00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:17,872
Erlich, he promised me
dinner with a big meat.
455
00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:18,736
Big meat?
456
00:22:18,761 --> 00:22:21,400
- Big meet people.
- Meet people?
457
00:22:21,483 --> 00:22:24,952
Then people say, "No, you can't come in."
458
00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:26,985
Wait, so you guys didn't get in?
459
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,751
We went to Taco Bell.
460
00:22:29,029 --> 00:22:32,762
Erlich, he started crying in Taco Bell.
461
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,499
He tried to blame the taco sauce.
462
00:22:38,032 --> 00:22:40,275
- Richard?
- Yes.
463
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,717
- OJ says you wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
464
00:22:42,742 --> 00:22:45,861
Um, I don't want to say this
465
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,920
any of this, at all,
466
00:22:48,217 --> 00:22:52,670
but several employees have
lodged a complaint against you.
467
00:22:52,695 --> 00:22:55,195
- For what?
- Um...
468
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,437
for making this a hostile workplace.
469
00:22:57,462 --> 00:23:00,384
By, quote, "repeatedly
rubbing our fucking faces
470
00:23:00,409 --> 00:23:02,189
in the fact that Richard
Hendricks is a pussy
471
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,048
who gave a new hire more than us."
472
00:23:04,073 --> 00:23:06,689
Mm-hmm. Interesting.
473
00:23:06,714 --> 00:23:09,978
And which two of the
several lodged a complaint?
474
00:23:10,003 --> 00:23:12,505
Actually, our policy guarantees anonymity,
475
00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:13,646
so I can't tell you that.
476
00:23:13,671 --> 00:23:16,623
Look, you and I both
know how much you make.
477
00:23:16,648 --> 00:23:19,322
- Are you fucking with them?
- Yeah, of course I'm fucking with them.
478
00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:22,290
I bought a fake Dolce & Gabbana
bag at a swap meet to piss them off
479
00:23:22,315 --> 00:23:23,515
and apparently it did.
480
00:23:23,679 --> 00:23:25,513
And I lied and said I
was getting a Mercedes.
481
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:28,252
Oh, I also left a fake credit-card
statement open on my screen,
482
00:23:28,277 --> 00:23:30,564
- 'cause I thought they'd see it. Did they see it?
- They saw it.
483
00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:32,798
- Yeah, sweet.
- Carla.
484
00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:35,971
Okay, all right, but what I
used to do to fuck with them
485
00:23:35,996 --> 00:23:37,613
involved gay porn and Photoshop,
486
00:23:37,638 --> 00:23:42,015
so I don't think that would be cool
after OJ's big harassment speech.
487
00:23:42,236 --> 00:23:45,203
Huh. So in effect, the policy worked.
488
00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:48,655
Well, I... can we not do any of it?
489
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,820
It just that they're getting really
pissed and it's really distracting.
490
00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:53,761
All right.
491
00:23:53,786 --> 00:23:57,322
- No more Cunty.
- Terrific.
492
00:23:57,347 --> 00:23:58,965
- That's really good.
- Cunty's done.
493
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:02,826
Great. But you said it again,
but maybe that's the last time.
494
00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:05,806
Cunty's done. I'm gonna
call you OJ, though.
495
00:24:05,831 --> 00:24:07,072
- Yeah, that's fine.
- That's for good.
496
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,689
Yeah, because in my
head, I change the meaning
497
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:12,583
from "Other Jared" to "Original
Jared," so now it's a compliment.
498
00:24:12,608 --> 00:24:15,360
If I have to, I'm going to
keep my fucking "Star Blazer"
499
00:24:15,385 --> 00:24:17,142
VHS tapes in my room!
500
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:21,024
It doesn't take an IQ of nine to
know they should remain alphabetized.
501
00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:22,690
I want to watch a specific episode.
502
00:24:22,715 --> 00:24:26,279
And it's not like they're on fucking DVD!
503
00:24:40,042 --> 00:24:43,494
Hey, um, Erlich,
504
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:45,770
I just want to say this is your house
505
00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:48,134
and you've been really cool letting
us stay here for all this time,
506
00:24:48,159 --> 00:24:51,173
and as soon as we get our office
space, we'll be out of your way.
507
00:24:51,513 --> 00:24:53,866
And how soon is that going to be?
508
00:24:54,446 --> 00:24:55,743
Soon.
509
00:24:56,250 --> 00:25:00,053
And look, I realize it's not fair
that I bring someone into your house
510
00:25:00,078 --> 00:25:03,464
that you don't want here,
so I will call the cyborg
511
00:25:03,489 --> 00:25:05,406
and I will rescind the offer.
512
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:10,060
No, Richard, I've been thinking,
the cyborg is a solid coder.
513
00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:12,860
You should hire him. It's
fine, I'll get someone else.
514
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,884
Don't be stupid, Richard. You
need a full working beta up
515
00:25:15,909 --> 00:25:17,860
in the next few months. Just hire the guy.
516
00:25:17,885 --> 00:25:21,254
I'm not being stupid, okay?
I'm not going to hire him.
517
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:23,670
And frankly, I'm not going to
let you bully me into doing it.
518
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:26,114
Would you look at yourself? You're
still not fucking listening to me.
519
00:25:26,139 --> 00:25:28,173
I'm trying to respect you, asshole.
520
00:25:28,198 --> 00:25:30,507
If you want to respect me, then
just hire the piece of shit.
521
00:25:30,532 --> 00:25:33,462
Don't act like a moron. You're
not going to kick Nucleus' ass
522
00:25:33,487 --> 00:25:35,071
acting like a fucking moron.
523
00:25:35,097 --> 00:25:37,439
You don't get to tell me
how I respect you, okay?
524
00:25:37,464 --> 00:25:40,298
I can respect you however the fuck I want.
525
00:25:42,929 --> 00:25:44,163
What are you doing?
526
00:25:44,188 --> 00:25:46,423
I'm respecting you.
527
00:25:50,622 --> 00:25:54,400
Jared, hey, it's Richard
Hendricks from Pied Piper.
528
00:25:54,582 --> 00:25:57,332
Yeah, uh, bad news.
529
00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:58,702
We're not gonna...
530
00:25:59,013 --> 00:26:00,847
What?
531
00:26:00,872 --> 00:26:03,344
What's that?
532
00:26:04,775 --> 00:26:06,443
Where?
533
00:26:09,256 --> 00:26:12,298
Okay, well, cyborg,
534
00:26:12,618 --> 00:26:15,570
fuck you, you fuckin'...
535
00:26:15,595 --> 00:26:18,680
- Metal-dick piece of shit.
- Metal-dick piece of shit.
536
00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:22,684
(laughing) What happened?
537
00:26:22,868 --> 00:26:25,786
He, uh, he took another job
538
00:26:25,837 --> 00:26:28,506
from Russ fucking Hanneman.
539
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:29,939
- What?
- Yeah.
540
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:33,104
Apparently, I said so much nice
shit about him in the board meeting,
541
00:26:33,129 --> 00:26:36,104
Russ offered him a job at one
of his other fucking companies
542
00:26:36,129 --> 00:26:39,381
for a lot more money. Our
own investor poached him.
543
00:26:39,526 --> 00:26:41,137
And he went?
544
00:26:41,162 --> 00:26:43,008
Fucking cyborg.
545
00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:46,157
Dinesh: Richard! You need to come see this.
546
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:59,425
What event could this possibly be used at?
547
00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,668
Are you happy?
548
00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:05,394
Not really.
549
00:27:05,419 --> 00:27:07,732
They used the old logo.
550
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:10,478
Do you smell something burning?
551
00:27:10,908 --> 00:27:12,900
God damn it! Jian-Yang!
552
00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:17,987
All I do is flex, I
don't need a reason
553
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,814
All I want is sex,
I don't need a reason
554
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:23,641
Fly out on a jet, I
don't need a reason
555
00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:26,401
Every day's a
never-ending summer season
556
00:27:26,426 --> 00:27:28,858
Background vocals:
All eyes on me
557
00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:31,218
All eyes on me
558
00:27:31,243 --> 00:27:33,963
All eyes on me
559
00:27:33,988 --> 00:27:35,602
All eyes on me
560
00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:40,083
160, blink and miss me,
super nifty, riding swiftly
561
00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:42,843
Rolling through the sticks,
living extra-crispy, effortlessly
562
00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,403
Power steering, accurately,
ready for action, actually
563
00:27:45,428 --> 00:27:47,312
Mellow, relaxed, and
cocking my snapback
564
00:27:47,337 --> 00:27:48,714
Not taking no goddamn backchat
565
00:27:48,739 --> 00:27:50,907
Just racking up fat stacks,
no ring, no chain, no fat chaps
566
00:27:50,932 --> 00:27:52,499
I don't get no sleep, no cat naps
567
00:27:52,524 --> 00:27:54,826
And everybody want to be on my
black sack, but I don't slack
568
00:27:54,851 --> 00:27:56,284
You don't really want
to see me get abstract
569
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:57,651
I'll switch up the
place like have that
570
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,179
Don't care about
none of that rap crap
571
00:27:59,204 --> 00:28:01,291
Stay clear of the rat trap,
some say that I lack tact
572
00:28:01,316 --> 00:28:03,417
But I'm on the map, I'm
setting the pace, I'm on track
573
00:28:03,442 --> 00:28:05,602
So get out of my face, I'm
on slapping, I'm on scrapping
574
00:28:05,627 --> 00:28:07,008
So stop yakking,
what's crack-a-lacking?
575
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,328
Don't follow fashion,
just keeping it G
576
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,011
With these hoes macking,
and that's what's happening
577
00:28:10,037 --> 00:28:10,846
Oh, that's what's happening
578
00:28:10,871 --> 00:28:14,474
Background vocals:
Eyes
on me, all eyes on me.
579
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:21,445
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- www.addic7ed.com -
580
00:28:21,495 --> 00:28:26,045
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