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[rock music playing]
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[kid rock] whoo. Yeah.
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Somebody make some
motherfucking noise in here!
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Fuck these people.
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- [mellow music playing]
- [chatter]
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Man, this place
is unbelievable.
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Fucking goolybib, man.
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Those guys build
a mediocre piece of software,
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That might be worth
something someday,
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And now they live here.
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There's money flying
all over silicon valley
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But none of it ever
seems to hit us.
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What the hell
are you eating?
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Liquid shrimp.
It's 200 dollars a quart.
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Wylie dufresne made it.
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How does it taste?
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Like how I would imagine
cum tastes.
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You guys taking it all in?
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Because this is what
it looks like when
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Google acquires your company
for over 200 million dollars.
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Look dustin moskovitz.
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Elon musk. Eric schmidt.
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Whatever the fuck the guy's name
is who created photrio.
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I mean, kid rock
is the poorest person here.
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Apart from you guys.
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Ok, there's 40 billion dollars
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Of net worth,
walking around this party.
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And you guys are standing
around drinking shrimp
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And talking about
what cum tastes like.
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Yeah, I heard that. You guys
live in my incubator
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You've got to network.
That's why I brought you here.
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I got us in here.
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Javeed over there
is my ex-room-mate.
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Yeah, but I drove.
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Eric schmidt, erlich bachman.
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It's amazing how the men
and women at these things
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Always separate like this.
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Yeah, every party in
silicon valley ends up like a hasidic wedding.
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Not even the goolybib guys
were talking to girls.
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They don't have to,
big head.
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This house talks to girls.
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[glass clinking]
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Hello! Whoo!
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I got seven words for you.
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I love
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Goolybib's integrated-
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Multi-platform-functionality!
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- yeah! Whoo!
- [low applause]
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But seriously,
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You know, a few days ago,
when we were sitting down with barak obama,
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I turned to these
guys and said,
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"ok, you know, we're making
a lot of money.
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And yes, we're disrupting
digital media.
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But most importantly
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We're making the world
a better place.
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Through
constructing elegant
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Hierarchies for maximum
code reuse and extensibility."
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So everyone.
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Here's to many more nights
just like this one.
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Take it away,
my good friend, kid rock.
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What a dick.
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[electronic music playing]
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Big head,
there is a personal ad section
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On this asperger site.
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Holy shit,
this one is looking for
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A "relationship that
has the potential to become
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Sexual in nature."
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Boy, is she on the spectrum.
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She can't even make eye
contact with the camera.
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Richard, can I talk
to you for a second?
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- solo.
- mm-hmm.
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We need to talk
about pied piper.
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What about it?
The website's up and running,
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I'm just redesigning
the compression. It just needs users.
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Yeah, no shit.
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But even if somebody
wanted to use it
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They wouldn't be able
to figure out how to. It's incomprehensible.
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Now, richard,
when you pitched me
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Pied piper you said it was
gonna be, "the google of music."
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Which is a really rad
way to pitch something.
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I mean, I liked it.
I thought it had "applications".
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No, it has all that.
Look, when it blows up,
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And it will once it reaches
a critical mass of users,
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Pied piper will be able
to search the whole world
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Of recorded music to find out
if there's a match to see if
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You're infringing
on any copy righted material.
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So, if you're a song writer
or a band...
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Ok, first of all,
nobody gives a shit
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About stealing
other people's music, ok?
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Everybody involved
in the music industry
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Is either stealing it
or sharing it.
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They're all a bunch of assholes,
especially radiohead.
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- look, richard...
- no.
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Yeah, they're assholes.
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Now, look, richard,
if you want to live here,
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You've got to deliver.
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I can't have dead weight
at my incubator, ok?
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Either that, or show some
promise for fuck's sake.
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Like nipalert. Big head's app.
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It gives you the location
of a woman with erect nipples.
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Now, that's something
people want.
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Richard, you need to get
in touch with humanity.
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When I sold my company,
aviato,
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I wanted to give back.
That's why I started this place,
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To do something big.
To make a difference.
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You know, like steve.
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Uh, jobs or wozniak?
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Steve jobs or steve...
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Oh, I heard you.
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- which one?
- jobs.
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I mean, jobs was a poser.
He didn't even write code.
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You just disappeared
up your own asshole.
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- you know that? You did.
- well, technically...
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Big head,
I'm gonna be meditating.
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He knew how to package
the ideas, but it was wozniak that...
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What is hooli?Excellent question.
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Hooli isn't justanother high tech company.
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Hooli isn't justabout software.
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Hooli. Hooli is about people.
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Hooli is aboutinnovative technology
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That makes a difference,
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Transforming the worldas we know it.
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Making the worlda better place,
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Through minimal messageoriented transport layers.
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I firmly believe we canonly achieve greatness
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If firstwe achieve goodness.
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Erlich is gonna
kick me out.
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And I can't afford
to pay rent here.
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It's insane. $2800 a month,
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$4500 a month...
With five people.
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Jesus! Why is it
so expensive here?
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Look at this place,
it's a shithole.
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Uh-oh. Here's another one.
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Miss palo alto, 2k14.
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There she goes.
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Oh god, the marketing team
is having another bike meeting.
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Douchebags.
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Yup, another day inside the
gavin belson cult compound.
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Hey, did you hear what
peter gregory is doing?
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You mean buying that
island in the pacific?
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No, he's building
one actually.
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Baller.
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Anyway, he's also offering
a hundred k
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To people willing to skip
or drop out of college
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To pursue their idea.
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I don't know what
happened to that guy,
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But he really
hates college.
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Anyway, he's doing a ted talks
in palo alto tonight.
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- we should try to get in.
- I dropped out of college.
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Maybe I should re-enroll
and drop out again.
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Try and get the money.
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Brogrammers.
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Oh, no, no.
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Hey, uh, a double macchiato
for me, dude.
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Yeah.
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Hey, rico,
you been working out?
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No. No, I have not.
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I don't have time to
even if I wanted to.
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I'm too busy
working on my website.
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Uh, I just, I don't want to
end up being a hooli lifer.
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You know,
working here forever.
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Yeah, working for the most
innovative company in the world,
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With top pay
and vested stock options.
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I can totally see why
you wouldn't want that.
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Yeah, you're like an artist.
An entrepreneur.
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An iconoclast.
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I don't know, maybe.
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Dude, we're just
messing with you.
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But we really want
to help you with your site.
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What's it called?
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Pied piper.
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- dude, sounds amazing.
- yeah.
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Why don't you shoot it over
to us and we'll give it a look.
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Maybe we can help.
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- uh, really?
- yeah.
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Ok, yeah.
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I mean it's always good
to have more eyes on it.
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It's... Sent it.
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Oh, you're making fun of me.
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- dude, no.
- no, you are.
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- aw, ricky, man.
- ricky. Ricky, come back.
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It's actually richard,
so that's...
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- pied wiper.
- wide diaper.
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Gates, ellison,
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Jobs, dell.
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All dropped out of college.
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Silicon valley
is the cradle of innovation
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Because of drop outs.
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College... Has become a cruel
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Expensive joke
on the poor
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And the middle class
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That benefits only
the perpetrators of it.
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- the bloated administrators.
- you are a dangerous man,
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Spewing ignorance!
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I don't think so.
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I'm just saying people
should trust themselves
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More than a system that happily
churns out unemployed debtors
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And provides dubious value.
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The true value of a college
education is intangible.
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The true value of snake-oil
is intangible as well.
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[laughter]
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Fascist.
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Anything?
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The usual riffs
on twitter and instagram.
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Nothing I'd fund.
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- hi, excuse me, mr. Gregory?
- [sighs]
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I have an idea I'd love
to pitch you, if you have time.
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Oh.
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Well, that is before I just
give up and go back to college.
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Don't! Do not do that.
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Go work at burger king.
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Go into the woods and forage
for nuts and berries.
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Do not go back to college!
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I think I have been played.
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Fine. Go ahead and pitch.
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You have until I fasten
the seatbelt in my car.
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Thank you so much.
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Pied piper is a proprietary
site that lets you find out
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If your music is infringing
on any existing copyrights.
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So, imagine you were
a song writer, ok?
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I don't think
I could write a song.
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Yeah, no, just imagine
if you were.
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I don't even think
I could say, "pied piper is a proprietary site."
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Well, I just did
but it wasn't easy.
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Crunching all those songs
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To find matches sounds
like it would take incredible processing power.
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- I mean...
- yes.
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Yes, it does.
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No, no. Its...
I made an algorithm.
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Look, why don't you send me
a link to your project and we'll take a look.
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Ok, yeah, great.
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I put the prototype
up on github.
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Pied piper. I'll look it up.
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It's like the fable
with the kids
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And then the rats
and the music.
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That is a narrow car.
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Fucking billionaires.
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Hey, wanna check
out twig-boy's website?
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Yes, I do.
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You have to download
your own media player?
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Ahh.
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Look at me,
I traveled back to 2009.
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Wait a sec.
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What is this file size?
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1.2 megabytes? No way.
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Wow, that doesn't
sound at all downgraded.
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The file size is like, half.
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And look how fast
this search is.
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Holy shit, how did it
find a match that fast?
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It's like it's searching
compressed files?
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No way.
252
00:11:57,347 --> 00:12:00,549
[rock music playing]
253
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:01,951
Look at that weissman score.
254
00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:04,687
2.89.
255
00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:06,956
Hey, where have you two been?
256
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:09,225
We're playing the multi-channel
router team in five minutes.
257
00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:11,427
Ok, how the hell
did he do this?
258
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:18,701
And the compression
is totally lossless.
259
00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:24,974
And he's somehow figured out
a way to do a search on a compressed data space.
260
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,609
- holy shit.
- yeah.
261
00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,611
And I don't think he even
realizes what he has here.
262
00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:30,579
He's using it
for some silly songwriter app.
263
00:12:30,614 --> 00:12:33,416
All these guys are like that,
they're all about consumer facing.
264
00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,251
Right, but you take
something like this,
265
00:12:35,285 --> 00:12:38,054
Make it business facing
and use it for enterprise?
266
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:42,725
The applications
could be endless.
267
00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:45,261
Hey, I thought you
were a satanist?
268
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,597
I'm a laveyan satanist
269
00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:49,432
With some theistic tendencies.
270
00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:50,866
Oh, some theistic
tendencies.
271
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,301
Well then,
what's with the cross?
272
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,570
It's an upside down cross.
273
00:12:54,605 --> 00:12:59,342
Not from here it isn't.
274
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:02,211
Oh, I see, you know
what you should do?
275
00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:04,981
You should get another tattoo
that says, "this side up" on it.
276
00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,616
How does this
translate into farsi?
277
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:08,217
That's not
the language I speak.
278
00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:12,221
[erlich]
frontier airlines just happened to like mine, aviato.
279
00:13:12,255 --> 00:13:14,523
And that's how
I got to where I am.
280
00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:17,093
So... What do you got?
281
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:20,129
Ok, here it is.
282
00:13:20,197 --> 00:13:22,231
Bit soup.
283
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:25,234
It's like alphabet soup but
284
00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:31,741
It's ones and zeros
instead of the letters.
285
00:13:31,775 --> 00:13:34,844
'cause it's binary. You know,
binary is just ones and zeroes.
286
00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,245
Yeah, I know what binary is.
287
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,748
Jesus christ! I memorized
the hexadecimal times tables
288
00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:41,017
When I was 14
writing machine code!
289
00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:43,319
Ok. Ask me what nine
times f is.
290
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,820
It's fleventyfive.
291
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,922
I do not need you
telling me what binary is,
292
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:50,860
Just like I don't need you
thinking about soup or taking pictures of it.
293
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:53,696
I need you thinking about
apps, software, websites.
294
00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:59,602
This is silicon valley,
all right, not...
295
00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:03,039
...Paris, texas.
296
00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,941
That's where campbell's soup is.
297
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:08,444
- [cell phone ringing]
- [chatter on computer]
298
00:14:08,478 --> 00:14:10,646
[sighs]
it's the hooli number again.
299
00:14:10,681 --> 00:14:12,148
It's probably those
brogrammers.
300
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:14,350
Can't wait to tell me
how stupid my website is.
301
00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:15,718
Assholes.
302
00:14:15,752 --> 00:14:20,289
Hello, richard hendricks.
I'm a total fucking retard.
303
00:14:20,324 --> 00:14:24,660
Uh. Hi, this is jared dunn
calling from hooli.
304
00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:26,963
I'm calling
a behalf of gavin belson.
305
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:29,999
I didn't... Hi.
306
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:33,469
Gavin is very excited about
your pied piper application
307
00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:35,304
And we were wondering
if you could come in
308
00:14:35,339 --> 00:14:37,073
For a sit-down with us.
309
00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:39,041
- are you available now.- ok.
310
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:40,876
- sure. Yes.
- ok, we'll be here.
311
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,878
[stutters] good-bye.
312
00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:46,182
Uh, I have a meeting
with gavin belson.
313
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,750
He likes pied piper.
314
00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:49,619
- holy shit.
- I own 10 percent of pied piper.
315
00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:51,020
You said it was
a shitty idea.
316
00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:53,089
It was a shitty idea.
317
00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:54,690
I'm not sure what it is now.
318
00:14:54,725 --> 00:14:56,892
- what time's the meeting?
- right now.
319
00:14:56,893 --> 00:15:01,097
I'm gonna need
a better shirt.
320
00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:03,432
Holy shit.
321
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:16,746
What the fuck
am I waiting for? See ya.
322
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:20,816
Well, it's like gavin
always says, "it takes change to make change."
323
00:15:20,851 --> 00:15:24,053
Yeah, I think I've seen
that written around.
324
00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:26,989
- hey.
- hi.
325
00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:29,125
Gavin is running 30 minutes late
326
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:33,729
But you should know he is very
excited to see you, richard.
327
00:15:33,764 --> 00:15:35,164
He's with his spiritual advisor.
328
00:15:35,198 --> 00:15:36,866
He shouldn't be
that much longer.
329
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,236
I'm a vp here and I
only get to see him about ten minutes a month.
330
00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:44,440
But that 10 minutes
is just incredible.
331
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,310
I heard richard hendricks
was here.
332
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,378
Have you ever
met gavin before?
333
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,080
- no.
- no?
334
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:53,783
Oh, I told him,
it's amazing.
335
00:15:53,817 --> 00:15:59,355
That hardly begins
to describe it.
336
00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:01,457
It's weird.
337
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:04,360
They always travel
in groups of five.
338
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:07,897
These programmers, there's
always a tall skinny white guy,
339
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:10,066
Short skinny asian guy,
340
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,500
Fat guy with a ponytail,
341
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,502
Some guy with
crazy facial hair
342
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,772
And then an
east indian guy.
343
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:21,377
It's like they trade guys until
they all have the right group.
344
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:27,683
You clearly have a great
understanding of humanity.
345
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:30,152
And gavin said:
I'm not humiliating you,
346
00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:32,188
I'm elevating you.
347
00:16:32,255 --> 00:16:34,123
Ah, gavin.
348
00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:40,763
[cell phone ringing]
349
00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:43,332
This is richard.
350
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:46,669
It's peter gregory.
351
00:16:46,703 --> 00:16:50,373
Ah, no.
352
00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:51,440
Come on, big head.
353
00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:53,075
Yeah, I'm coming. Slow...
354
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,177
Why are you going that fast?
355
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:57,346
We've got a meeting with
gavin belson. Pick up the pace.
356
00:16:57,381 --> 00:17:06,555
- we honestly don't.
- come on.
357
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,359
I'm actually outside
of gavin belson's office right now, mr. Gregory.
358
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:13,396
Uh, here he comes,
so can I call you back in...
359
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:19,302
So, richard hendricks is here!
360
00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:21,671
There you are, richard.
361
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:24,073
So sorry these gentleman
have kept you waiting.
362
00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:25,574
- that's fine.
- so here's the thing.
363
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,743
I love what you did.
364
00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:30,012
- really?
- fill him in, jared.
365
00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:32,882
Now, as you know,
hooli is seen as possibly
366
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,084
The most progressive
company in the world.
367
00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:37,620
Part of that is gavin's
commitment to social justice,
368
00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:40,189
But part of it is
his personal commitment
369
00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:42,391
To the people
that work at hooli.
370
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:45,661
In that spirit gavin
is prepared to give you a very substantial raise...
371
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:47,163
And a promotion to go with it.
372
00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:49,198
I own 10 percent.
373
00:17:49,232 --> 00:17:51,200
He created it while
living in my incubator.
374
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:54,704
Erlich bachman.
This is big head.
375
00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:58,741
I don't know what any of that
means, but I'll give you six hundred thousand dollars for it.
376
00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:01,711
We have the reach
and the resources to take what you have done
377
00:18:01,778 --> 00:18:04,680
And push it to the global level.
378
00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:07,783
That is a generous offer.
379
00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:11,387
Shit, sorry. Hello.
380
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:13,889
Really? No shit, that's...
381
00:18:13,924 --> 00:18:17,593
Uh, yeah, yeah. No here.
It's peter gregory.
382
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:20,129
Not sure how he got my number?
383
00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:21,464
Uh, this is richard.
384
00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:24,934
I'll give you three million
dollars for it right now!
385
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:29,472
Ah, gavin belson just
offered me three million dollars for pied piper.
386
00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:32,908
I'm prepared to give you
three hundred thousand dollars.
387
00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:37,580
Peter gregory just
offered me 300, um...
388
00:18:37,614 --> 00:18:39,315
Did you say thousand dollars?
389
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:41,050
For ten percent
of your company.
390
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,653
Ok, four million.
391
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,988
200 thousand.
392
00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:48,157
- for five percent.
- huh?
393
00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:50,293
You just went down.
394
00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:53,963
No, you're still valued
at four million dollars.
395
00:18:53,997 --> 00:18:58,334
But you own ninety-five
percent of a potential billion-dollar company.
396
00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:01,971
And not just that, I willhelp you build this company.
397
00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:04,740
I will introduce you to
the people you need to know
398
00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:07,076
And provide the counsel
that you need.
399
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,479
I will take a small piece, but
the company will belong to you.
400
00:19:10,547 --> 00:19:14,450
Not gavin belson.
401
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:17,320
You have untiltomorrow to decide.
402
00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:20,423
Ah, ok.
403
00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:23,359
- um, you know.
- pull your head out of your ass, richard.
404
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:28,197
I'm offering you
four million dollars right now.
405
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:30,967
I'm....
406
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:35,905
That is a lot of money.
407
00:19:35,939 --> 00:19:37,640
You know,
I actually have to...
408
00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:40,009
I've got to go
to the bathroom.
409
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,444
I've got to pee.
410
00:19:41,478 --> 00:19:43,913
It's desperate.
I'm bursting.
411
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:45,648
I'll be right back,
but right now...
412
00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:46,949
Ok, 10 million.
413
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:49,685
No. Maybe.
414
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,853
I didn't mean
to snap at you.
415
00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:53,589
I'll talk... In a bit.
416
00:19:53,624 --> 00:20:01,230
Won't be long.
417
00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:02,665
Little more about me.
418
00:20:02,699 --> 00:20:04,233
I am the founder of aviato.
419
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,836
And I own a very small
percentage of grindr.
420
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,739
It's a men to men dating site
421
00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:11,607
Where you can find other men
within 10 miles of you.
422
00:20:11,642 --> 00:20:14,610
Interested in having
sexual intercourse in a public restroom.
423
00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:17,813
In the homosexual community
there's sometimes anonymous...
424
00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:19,148
I know what grindr is.
425
00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:26,555
I have gay friends.
426
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:31,360
[retching]
427
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:33,162
So you will survive.
428
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:35,865
It's just a garden variety
panic attack.
429
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:37,500
Welcome to silicon valley.
430
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,368
We see people like you
all the time.
431
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:41,103
- really?
- yes.
432
00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:43,506
It's just I have to make
this decision by tomorrow.
433
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,074
Yeah. You know, a while back,
434
00:20:45,108 --> 00:20:47,276
We had a guy in here
in almost the exact same situation,
435
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:50,179
"take the money
or keep the company."
436
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:51,347
What happened?
437
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:54,150
Well, a couple months later
438
00:20:54,184 --> 00:20:57,520
He was brought into the er with
a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
439
00:20:57,554 --> 00:20:59,388
I guess he really regretted
not taking that money.
440
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:02,625
He shot himself because
he turned down the money?
441
00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:04,293
Yeah.
442
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:06,596
Or no, he took the money.
443
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,531
Or no.
444
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:09,966
No, he did not. I don't...
You know what?
445
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,601
I don't remember.
But whatever it was,
446
00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:13,369
He regretted it so much
that he ended up shooting himself.
447
00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,705
- and now he's blind.
- he's blind?
448
00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:17,640
Yeah, just fyi, if you're
ever gonna shoot yourself,
449
00:21:17,674 --> 00:21:19,275
Don't hold the gun
up to your temple, ok?
450
00:21:19,309 --> 00:21:20,376
Because that just
basically just took out
451
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:21,944
Both of his optic nerves
and then,
452
00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,479
You know,
half of his face.
453
00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:26,215
And then his wife left him,
because, you know.
454
00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:28,284
- yikes.
- right.
455
00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:29,852
He may have been
a genius programmer
456
00:21:29,886 --> 00:21:32,622
But not so much
in human anatomy.
457
00:21:32,656 --> 00:21:34,757
Or decision making,
for that matter.
458
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:36,125
Now he's got to
live with all that
459
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:39,128
And whatever terrible decision
he made about the money.
460
00:21:39,162 --> 00:21:44,233
Uh. And what do I do if I feel
another panic attack coming on.
461
00:21:44,268 --> 00:21:47,737
Would you be
interested in a device
462
00:21:47,771 --> 00:21:50,339
That links up to your
smartphone and it keeps track
463
00:21:50,374 --> 00:21:52,975
Of your vitals
and it tells you, even before it's happening,
464
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:55,745
Whether you're having
a panic attack or an actual heart attack?
465
00:21:55,779 --> 00:21:57,947
Yeah, that sounds great.
466
00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:01,183
You would, right?
Ok, that's great news.
467
00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:03,386
Because it's still in prototype
phase right now,
468
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,987
But my start-up partners
and I are looking for investors.
469
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,456
Like today. So will you
please let me know...
470
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:08,624
I'm going to give you my number.
471
00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:10,660
If you do end up taking
that 10 million dollars
472
00:22:10,694 --> 00:22:14,030
Because we could really make
the world a better place.
473
00:22:14,097 --> 00:22:24,040
- [retching]
- whoa! Oh, jeez!
474
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,441
Richard.
475
00:22:25,475 --> 00:22:28,377
Hi, monica. I work
with peter gregory.
476
00:22:28,412 --> 00:22:30,746
- we met outside the ted...
- yeah, I remember you.
477
00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:34,684
What... How'd you
know I was here?
478
00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:36,319
Peter gregory
is invested in a company
479
00:22:36,353 --> 00:22:38,721
That uses gps in phones
to track people.
480
00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:40,523
That's creepy.
481
00:22:40,557 --> 00:22:42,792
You don't know
the half of it.
482
00:22:42,826 --> 00:22:46,062
And neither does congress.
483
00:22:46,129 --> 00:22:49,632
- are you ok?
- look, I don't want to waste your time.
484
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:52,168
I think I gotta take
the money from gavin belson.
485
00:22:52,202 --> 00:22:54,403
At least this way when
I blow my eyeballs out
486
00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:57,573
I'll have some money
left for my family.
487
00:22:57,574 --> 00:22:58,874
Jesus.
488
00:22:58,909 --> 00:23:03,279
Sorry. That is
a terrible doctor in there.
489
00:23:03,313 --> 00:23:06,716
Richard, buried in
that clunky ui of yours
490
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:10,853
Is a compression algorithm that
blew our engineering team away.
491
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,222
And what do you think hooli
is going to do with it?
492
00:23:13,256 --> 00:23:15,291
I don't know.
That's their business.
493
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,792
This is your baby.
494
00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:19,195
Do you even realize
the impact that a compression
495
00:23:19,229 --> 00:23:21,264
This good could have
on the world?
496
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:23,599
Getting any file on your
mobile phone in an instant.
497
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,836
Navigation data
for self-driving cars,
498
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,204
Mobile medical imagery,
499
00:23:28,238 --> 00:23:31,807
All transmitting
with no quality loss.
500
00:23:31,842 --> 00:23:34,977
This is game-changing.
501
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,546
Don't you want to be
in the driver's seat when that happens?
502
00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:41,250
You really want to just
turn it all over to hooli and walk away?
503
00:23:41,285 --> 00:23:43,219
[sighs]
504
00:23:43,253 --> 00:23:46,489
Well, you are not making
this easier for me.
505
00:23:46,523 --> 00:23:47,924
I'm not trying to.
506
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,458
I mean you're actually
making it worse.
507
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:51,994
My hands are tingling.
I have this metal taste in my mouth.
508
00:23:52,029 --> 00:23:54,630
Actually, I can't
go back in there, so I'm going to go home.
509
00:23:54,698 --> 00:23:57,366
- let me give you a ride home.
- good to see you again.
510
00:23:57,401 --> 00:24:01,971
Uh, ok. Thanks.
511
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,205
Dude, where have you been?
512
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,774
Why won't you
answer your phone?
513
00:24:04,808 --> 00:24:06,609
Man, this has grown
way beyond angellist.
514
00:24:06,643 --> 00:24:10,112
Andreesen, elevation and like
a bunch of other seed funds are piling onto this thing.
515
00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:11,580
I mean, they've been
calling erlich.
516
00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:13,449
He's out of control.
517
00:24:13,483 --> 00:24:16,018
Yeah.
518
00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:18,921
What if we took
peter gregory's 200k
519
00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:20,423
And built our own company?
520
00:24:20,457 --> 00:24:21,791
[gilfoyle]
I'm sorry. You said we.
521
00:24:21,825 --> 00:24:23,993
Who's that in
reference to exactly?
522
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:27,163
You, me, dinesh, big head, us.
523
00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,831
I mean, right now
pied piper just does audio,
524
00:24:28,865 --> 00:24:31,734
But I'm thinking
of ways to compress images, video...
525
00:24:31,768 --> 00:24:33,636
I mean,
maybe peter gregory's right.
526
00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:35,338
Maybe this could be huge.
527
00:24:35,372 --> 00:24:37,473
Look, guys,
for thousands of years
528
00:24:37,507 --> 00:24:39,942
Guys like us have gotten
the shit kicked out of us.
529
00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:43,179
But now, for the first time,
we are living in an era
530
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:46,248
Where we can be in charge
and build empires.
531
00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:50,052
We could be
the vikings of our day.
532
00:24:50,087 --> 00:24:52,188
- vikings?
- how are you feeling?
533
00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:55,258
You look super
fucked up to be honest.
534
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:58,628
[erlich] who ate my
fucking quinoa again?
535
00:24:58,662 --> 00:25:02,298
So you're really about to go
tell erlich that he's not going to get his one million dollars?
536
00:25:02,332 --> 00:25:04,467
Yeah, I don't want to be
there when you do that.
537
00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:06,002
I would like to be
there when you do that.
538
00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:11,073
No, just stay here, please.
539
00:25:11,108 --> 00:25:15,077
Hey.
540
00:25:15,112 --> 00:25:17,647
Um, so, I've been
thinking about
541
00:25:17,681 --> 00:25:22,818
This whole peter gregory,
gavin belson thing.
542
00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:27,490
And, um, I think I'm going
to go with peter gregory.
543
00:25:27,524 --> 00:25:30,493
- uh, which I know means...
- richard.
544
00:25:30,527 --> 00:25:35,765
I know that you look at me,
and see a guy who has it all figured out.
545
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:38,834
And for the most part,
you're right, I do.
546
00:25:38,869 --> 00:25:40,269
When I sold aviato,
547
00:25:40,304 --> 00:25:44,040
It gave me a house,
money, fancy clothes,
548
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,208
The universal respect
of all the ladies.
549
00:25:46,243 --> 00:25:50,012
But there's always been
a hole in my heart.
550
00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,547
Not a literal hole
like you would find
551
00:25:51,581 --> 00:25:54,684
In some babies
with congenital diseases,
552
00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:56,686
But a metaphorical hole.
553
00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:59,188
I guess that hole
is the "what if".
554
00:25:59,222 --> 00:26:01,924
What if I didn't sell?
555
00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:03,826
I'll never know.
556
00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:06,529
And so I guess what I'm saying
to you now is,
557
00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:08,798
You're like me, richard.
558
00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:10,866
You want to build something
559
00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:13,603
And see it through.
560
00:26:13,637 --> 00:26:15,938
So, just to be clear.
561
00:26:16,006 --> 00:26:18,140
You're all right with me
saying no to a deal
562
00:26:18,175 --> 00:26:20,209
That will net you
a million dollars outright?
563
00:26:20,243 --> 00:26:22,078
No, richard. I'm not
all right with it.
564
00:26:22,112 --> 00:26:24,380
I'm excited about it.
565
00:26:24,414 --> 00:26:28,951
Let's see how high this
rocket can fly, partner.
566
00:26:28,952 --> 00:26:30,453
[chuckles]
567
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,855
Ok. Great.
568
00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:35,358
That's great.
569
00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:37,960
Not partners, exactly.
570
00:26:38,028 --> 00:26:40,930
But everything else is great.
571
00:26:40,964 --> 00:26:45,601
Call it what you want.
572
00:26:45,636 --> 00:26:48,237
[all] always blue,
always blue, always blue,
573
00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:50,973
Always blue,
always blue, always blue,
574
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,842
Always blue, always... [yelling]
575
00:26:52,909 --> 00:26:54,677
Oh! That was a yellow.
576
00:26:54,711 --> 00:26:55,978
What was that, 17?
577
00:26:55,979 --> 00:26:57,813
- pretty good.
- hey, guys...
578
00:26:57,848 --> 00:27:00,383
Guys, can I just kind of say
something real quick?
579
00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:02,752
I know it's stupid but, um...
580
00:27:02,786 --> 00:27:05,154
I just want to say, uh,
581
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:08,991
I'd like for this company
to be different than hooli
582
00:27:09,092 --> 00:27:10,960
And goolybib and all the rest,
you know?
583
00:27:10,994 --> 00:27:14,130
Like, let's like not turn this
into a corporate cult
584
00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:16,432
With bike meetings
and voluntary retreats
585
00:27:16,466 --> 00:27:18,167
That are actually mandatory.
586
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:21,170
And claiming to make the world
a better place all the time.
587
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:24,440
Let's, uh,
let's just think different.
588
00:27:24,474 --> 00:27:26,842
Don't think different.
That's apple.
589
00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:29,011
Uh, umm...
590
00:27:29,012 --> 00:27:30,780
Let's just...
Let's just do it.
591
00:27:30,814 --> 00:27:32,581
- that's nike, man.
- I know that's nike.
592
00:27:32,616 --> 00:27:34,450
- yeah.
- uh...
593
00:27:34,484 --> 00:27:35,651
Fuck it. I don't know.
594
00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:37,420
Let's just make it...
Let's just make it happen.
595
00:27:37,454 --> 00:27:39,889
Yeah, agreed.
596
00:27:39,923 --> 00:27:42,158
To his beneficence.
597
00:27:42,192 --> 00:27:43,626
Peter gregory?
598
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:46,295
- the dark lord.
- of course, the dark lord.
599
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:50,466
Big head.
[laughs]
600
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,335
God, he's worse high.
601
00:27:52,369 --> 00:27:55,404
[laughter]
602
00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:59,709
[all] always blue, always blue,
always blue, always blue...
603
00:27:59,743 --> 00:28:01,877
[chanting continues]
604
00:28:01,912 --> 00:28:05,948
[rock music plays]
605
00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:10,548
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