All language subtitles for Significant Mother s01e07 Under Buddy.eng

[gentle music]

And that's why they call it
a penal colony.

Hmm.

Look what came
in the mail.

Our tickets
to the Moscow Ballet.

You're going
to the ballet?

I guess you really do
love my mom.

In many cultures,
dance is used to celebrate

valor and conquest.

I'm pretty sure
the ballet is used

to celebrate tights
and the slow passage of time.

You sound just
like your father.

The Moscow Ballet
is magical.

It's powerful, yet fluid,
and they're doing "Giselle."

I thought Tom Brady
was the only one doing Giselle.

Up top.

No? Really?
I thought, maybe...

- These are for Thursday night.
- I know.

Ma, Thursday night
is the opening night

of Taste of Portland.

Really?
Why didn't you tell me?

I did tell you.

Clearly you didn't
write it down.

What happened to the date book
I bought you?

Oh, it's here.

Wh...
September 14th, today was super.

Yeah.

- September 15th, I ate cheese.
- That's correct.

September 16th,
had stomach ache,

- I blame cheese.
- [blows raspberry]

Jimmy, this is a date book.
Not a journal.

Hey, you can cover for him
tomorrow night, right?

It's our
highest grossing night.

It sets the tone
for the whole week.

I'm also supposed to premiere
my specialty cocktail,

"The Jimmitini."

Okay, it's fine.
We don't have to go.

You sure?

It sounds like you were
really looking forward

to "Giselle."

Yes, I'm sure.
It's his job.

I don't expect you
to give Jimmy special treatment

just because we're dating.

I need you
to give Jimmy special treatment

just because we're dating.

Well, I'm sorry,
I can't do that.

I need Jimmy here
for opening night.

And I need Jimmy
at the ballet for the ballet.

- What?
- Oh, come on.

Your father never wanted
to go with me,

and now I finally have someone
who wants to go.

What, did Jimmy
put you up to this?

No.
He doesn't know I'm here.

And please don't tell him.

I don't want to emasculate him

by pulling the mom card
with his boss.

You are emasculating him
by pulling the mom card

with his boss.

Yes, but he doesn't know that.

Mom, the opening night
of Taste of Portland

is Jimmy and my's thing.

I run the floor.
He runs the bar.

We run the town.

And besides, you've had
a monopoly on him

for months.

Oh, come on.
You've had a monopoly on him

your whole life.

It's like you put little hotels
on... on Jimmy Boulevard

and Jimmy Place,
and you won't even let me

drive by for a "hello" visit
in my crappy, little thimble.

Oh, fine.
I don't have time

for your ridiculous metaphors.
Just take him

and have your way with him.
Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.

Oh, one more thing.

I made a short little list
of a few other dates

that maybe
you could give him off too.

- That's great.
- Great.

Good to be informed.

- Okay, I love you.
- Love you.

Some days more than others.

[upbeat music]

Buddy, you're giving me
Thursday night off?

Your mom is gonna be
so happy.

I can't wait
to surprise her.

Oh, she'll be surprised.

In fact,
you should probably take note

of just how surprised she is.

I will.
Wait.

How are you gonna
cover me?

I mean, Taste of Portland
brings in a big crowd.

You think you can handle
the first night

on your own?

No, no.
I hired a relief bartender.

If he does well,
I can always bring him back.

Just in case
you need another busy night off.

Like an understudy.
[roars]

Sure.

Is he going to be
waiting in the wings?

He'll probably
just be at home.

Oh, that's cool.
But not as cool.

Anyway, now you and my mom
can go to the ballet.

And to Patty Riley's clam bake
on the 29th.

- What?
- Everybody wins.

Come on,
I want you to meet him.

Wow.
He looks really cool.

Wait till you see
how he tastes.

Yo... uh... not...
Well, he's gonna have us sample

of his signature drink
for Thursday.

Uh, if he's my understudy,
shouldn't he be pouring

my signature drink?

Well, no, I want him
to be able to

make the role his own.
You know?

You can pour yours
over the weekend.

Uh, Timmy,
I want you to meet Jimmy.

- Jimmy, Timmy.
- both: Hi.

[together]
Nice to meet you.

Great hair.
Thanks, man.

Right on.
Okay, guys, I want you

to try this,
and be honest.

I'm experimenting
with saffron.

Ooh.

Exotic.

[gentle guitar music]

- This makes me feel joy.
- [laughs softly]

Is it possible for a drink
to make you feel joy?

What is this called?

The Timmitini.
A little flavor combo

I picked up in Bangalore.
Studied for five months

with a blind alchemist.

Said the pretentious new guy.

- Mm.
- That is incredible.

- Right?
- Oh, it's the best thing

I've ever put in my mouth.

Lucky he's only
my understudy.

Better make sure you don't
break a leg.

What's next?
Mama's thirsty.

So, how was last night
with Timmy?

Did my customers miss me?

Yeah, they sure did.
Well, except for the guy

who thought Timmy was you.

He kept calling Timmy
"Jazzy Jimmy,"

and then wondering
why he wouldn't turn around.

Really?
Bruce thought Timmy was me.

- Uh-huh.
- He always said

I was one of a kind.

Well, anyway,
the night went great.

We outdid last year's numbers.
Which is why I'm thinking

I want Timmy to work with you
behind the bar this week.

I thought you said
he was just my understudy.

No, well, I'm bumping him up
to supporting player.

If last night was any indication
of how busy we're gonna be

for the rest
of Taste of Portland,

I'm gonna need
more than one Jimmy.

Whoa-oa.
I'm the only Jimmy.

I mean I'm not the only Jimmy.

There is other Jimmy's
in the world.

- Uh-huh.
- I'm the only Jimmy

in this world.
All right?

And I'm a solo act.

I mean, what are we
supposed to do?

Serve a Jimmitini
and a Timmitini?

- I mean, that's just confusing.
- You're right.

And Timmy already premiered
his drink.

What if you
rename your drink?

What do you mean
rename my drink?

My name is Jimmy.
It's my bourbon martini.

I mean,
what else would I call it?

The Jimmanhattan.

Okay, you solved
that problem really quickly,

but I'm still not convinced
about the dynamics

behind the bar.

I mean,
I like to spread out.

What if I zig
when he zags?

What if I flip
when he flops?

What if I tic
when he tac toes?

Jimmy, there is nothing
to worry about.

This guy, he's amazing.
I promise.

Hey, hey.
I just met the new guy, Jimmy...

uh... Timmy.
I have a feeling

that's gonna happen a lot.

See?
That's what I'm afraid of.

How could you hire
a new Jimmy named Timmy?

What's next?
A new Sam named Pam?

A new chef named Jeff.

Hey, guys.
Can I show you something?

I hope you don't mind,
but I reorganized a little.

I put all the bottles
in alphabetical order

by type of booze.

Why would I mind?
Alphabetize is my jam.

- Hey, but I had a system.
- Oh, really?

How was it before?

Uh, well, the yummy booze
was down the front,

and the weird stuff
was up high.

And then I had, well,
stuff on either side.

I just thought it would be
more efficient this way.

I mean, the longer it takes
to make a drink,

the less drinks you make,
and time is money.

Ah-ha, now that is
an "immy" I can get behind.

I say we keep it his way.

Hey, as long as
we're all cool with it.

I don't want to step
on anybody's toes.

I hate when that happens
to me.

[laughs]
Those are great.

How are you so cool?

Best of both worlds.

Casual and
health code compliant.

Looks like your
Christmas present

just found itself.

First he rearranges my bar.

He makes saffron taste
like butterscotch.

I mean, what is he?
A wizard?

Oh, babe, I'm so sorry.

- I feel terrible.
- Why?

It's not your fault.

Maybe if I hadn't asked you
to go to the ballet...

No, it was Nate's decision
to give me

Saturday night off.
Oh, no.

What if he did that
because he's looking

for a window
to push me out?

No, Jimmy, Nate would never
push you out a window,

and I know for a fact
that is not what happened.

How can you
possibly know that?

Um, because
I am Nate's mother,

and I know how much
he values you.

You're his number one guy.

You know what?
You're right.

- Yeah.
- Timmy's just ensemble.

I'm the lead.
And tomorrow?

Oh, baby, I'm gonna shine.

[laughs]
Yes you will.

Except not tomorrow night
because we have that art show.

Eh, maybe I'll just stop by
during set-up and... shimmer?

Oh, hey Timmy...
uh, Jimmy.

Oh, what's the difference?

I resent that.
We're very different.

Actually, you're right, kid.
From what I see here,

Timmy is pulling in
bigger numbers

than Jimmy ever has,
but I'm sure Nate will accept

those flowers as an apology
for your shortcomings.

- They're herbs for the bar.
- Hm.

- Is Nate here?
- Yeah, he's in his office.

Slowly replacing you.

- What was that?
- Nothing, Timmy... Jimmy.

-
I'm here with you

- all:
One plus one plus one

-
And there's

-
Except with Jimmy

Hey, guys.
What's happening?

Just having a jam sess.
Timmy's painting me a mural.

Yeah, spaces with art show
an increase in productivity.

And I love productivity.

And I love playing the guitar
and pretending that it's work.

It's done.
Huh?

- Wow.
- Mm. [smooches]

I'm sorry, what...
what is it supposed to be?

- It's Provence.
- Ooh.

And these...
are the herbs de...

[in French accent]
Incroyable.

Nate, you and I should
totally do Provence one year.

Or we could wine taste
across the Loire.

Find some new
varietals for the bar.

You can not do that.

Nate is allergic...
to France.

'Cause of the cheese...
with the mold.

And, uh, the springtime
with the flowers.

He's right.
Pollen's my kryptonite,

but, well,
I can pack an antihistamine.

Well, you pack
whatever you need.

As long as you save some room
for your sense of adventure.

Speaking of adventure.

- May I?
- Yes.

Uh...

[hums]

Oh, yes.

- Oh, it's a bird.
- Now it's finished.

- Here you go.
- No, no, no.

It's a co-paint.
You sign your name.

[gasps]

- That's very sweet.
- All right.

[downtempo music]

- Beautiful.
- Boss man.

All right, all right,
all right.

Come on,
let's get back to work.

Yes, all work and no play
makes Timmy a great employee.

Hey, you know,
this was really fun.

Do you all want to
hang out tonight after work?

Aw, man, I can't.
Atticus has a cold

and so I have to help him
fire up his sweat lodge.

Well, I have no plans,
so I'm in.

Sweet.
What about you, Jimmy?

Ugh, I have a date
with your mom tonight.

Oh, right, duh.
Well, next time, bud.

See ya.

Yeah, next time for sure,
right?

For sure.
[strumming guitar]

I'm sure Timmy's not
after Nate.

What do you think
they're doing right now?

You think they're talking
about me?

- [sighs]
- You think Nate even notices

I'm not there?

Why are you
so worried about this?

We've been dating
almost two months,

and you've never worried
about what Nate was doing

while you
were with me.

Because Nate wasn't doing it
with somebody else.

It's okay
for Nate to have new friends.

You know what?
Maybe you should go home

and be with Nate tonight.
Just reconnect.

I think
you'll feel better.

I'm sure he's done
hanging out with Timmy by now.

You sure?
I mean, I don't want

to take away
time from us.

It's not like you've
really been here tonight anyway,

so go get him.

- All right, all right.
- Okay?

Yeah, we just need
to reconnect.

- All right, we'll be good.
- Yeah.

- [thundering]
- Ooh.

I'm sure it's
just a passing storm.

[door opens]

[thunder rumbling]

Hey, Jimmy.

I thought you were staying
at my mom's.

Oh, I was, but I wanted
to hear all about your night.

Just give me a sec.
I'm gonna get my fluffy robe.

[dramatic music]

- Hey.
- What's he doing here?

I had
a little too much cider,

so Timmy gave me a ride home
on his scooter.

- We got caught in the rain.
- So did I.

You know, it's
really coming down out there.

The only thing
that got me through

was the thought
of my fluffy robe.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, here you go.

Uh, you know,
I should probably go.

No, don't be silly.

This is not
suitable scooter weather.

You can crash here.

- Like a sleepover?
- No, no.

Yeah, like a sleepover.
It'll be fun.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

We'll all hang out and
I-I'll grab Timmy

a dry shirt
and some blankets.

Oh, gosh, I haven't been
to a group sleepover

since Billy Duberstein's
10th birthday.

Didn't you get homesick
and make your mom pick you up?

Yeah, but home court
advantage tonight, dog.

[laughs]

Hey, so, I told Nate,
but I wanted to tell you,

um, I'm having
a really great week.

That's great.
So great.

Yeah, you know?
And I-I'm psyched

that the Timmitini
sold so well.

Well, the Jimmanhattan
sold pretty well too.

Yeah, not as well
as the Timmitini, though.

Well, that's because
the Jimmanhattan

didn't see the Timmitini coming,
so it wasn't prepared.

Sounds like our drinks
are having a little

friendly competition.

Sounds like they are.

- Marshmallow?
- Yes, please.

Thank you.

You know, the trouble
with friendly competition

is that it usually
doesn't stay friendly

for very long.

Most people don't know this
about me...

[laughs softly]
But I love competition.

Well, why don't we have
a little competition

tomorrow night?

We both push our drinks,

and see who
the better friend is.

You mean better bartender?

You know what I mean.

Not really.

What I'm saying is yes,
it's about bartending.

But it's also about friendship.

And by seeing who
the better bartender is,

we'll also see...

We'll know
who the better friend is.

So, to everybody else,
outside looking in...

bartending.
But inside looking out?

We know we're using bartending
as a way to see

who's better...

metaphorically...

at friendship.

[both sipping]

All right, boys.
I was looking for blankets,

and I found
this Ouija board.

Should we use it?
Or should we use it?

- both: Yeah, buddy.
- [thunder crashes]

- You need to fire Timmy.
- Why would I fire Timmy?

Because I'm your mother,
and I said so.

That's not gonna work.
No... and I won't be puppy...

put your eyes away.

Look, for once,
you asked me for a weird favor,

and it turns out
in my favor.

So I'm calling
"no takebacks."

Jimmy getting
this extra time off work

means nothing to me
if all he's gonna do

is worry about Timmy.

You are being very selfish
right now.

Yes, but...
will you help me anyway?

Okay, I'll go talk
to Jimmy.

No, you can't
talk to Jimmy.

Then he'll know
I said something to you.

So you want me to just fire
an innocent man?

Well, when you put it
like that

it doesn't sound very nice.

- Yeah.
- So stop talking

and start firing.

If I fire Timmy,
who's gonna cover for Jimmy

when you need him?

- Slimmy.
- Who's Slimmy?

The skinny guy
you're gonna hire

when you fire Timmy.

Hey, don't walk
away from me.

This is not resolved.

Of course
it's not resolved.

You won't let me
talk to Jimmy,

and I'm not
gonna fire Timmy.

So until someone
has another suggestion,

we're at a bit
of an impasse.

Hey, babe,
what are you doing here?

I just came by
to say hi,

and see how your sleepover
with Timmy went.

Uh, it was
very successful.

Uh, Nate found
an Ouija board,

and we may have contacted
Barky Mark.

Either that or there's another
otter in our boat garage.

But either way,
it seems like

we're all good here,
so I'm gonna go

run my restaurant.

Why are you pretending
to be okay with Timmy?

Because I don't want to ruin
Nate's happiness directly.

So I've come up with a plan
to get rid of Timmy,

which may impact
Nate's happiness,

but indirectly.

I've challenged Jimmy
to a duel.

- Like a swordfight?
- Oh, no.

We're gonna have
our pants on.

But we're gonna compete to see
who can sell the most drinks.

Winner takes all.

- Takes all of what?
- Um, not too sure.

Got a little muddy
at the end.

But my pride is on the line,
so I have to win.

And I know I can.
I've just gotta think like Rocky

when he was training
for that fight

against that blonde Russian guy
in "Rocky IV."

I even brought his picture
for inspiration.

- That's not Dolph Lundgren.
- Who's Dolph Lundgren?

The blonde Russian guy
in "Rocky IV."

[throat clears]
I heard you and Timmy

were having
a little competition

going tonight,
so I made a t-shirt.

I found
a great little printing place

right in the Pearl District.

How did you
find out about it?

A friend
of mine prints out

his kid's
little league jerseys there.

Not that.
The competition.

I know what you meant.
I was just showing you

what it's like
to have a conversation with you.

I found out
because Timmy and I,

we've gotten very close.

I've taken
a liking to him

because he makes my son
a lot of money,

and he doesn't have any sex
with my wife.

You know what?
I am on Team Jimmy,

and I'm gonna be here
to cheer you on

and support you all night.

You look so cute
in that cheerleader outfit.

Which you are
not gonna wear tonight

because it's in public,
and I need to focus.

[funk music]

- You ready for this?
- I was born ready.

Wow, I was born
a baby.

And then I grew up.
And now I'm ready.

So watch yourself,
'cause I'm about to

cock your tail, Jimmy.

- Timmy.
- Wait, what did I say?

[bluesy piano music]

- Uh-huh.
- [exhales deeply]

[record scratching
to hip hop]

Aw, you can't teach
moves like that.

Let's go!

[together]
You're pretty good.

Stop doing that.
You stop doing that.

-

- Mm.
- This is amazing.

My guy's pretty good, Lyd.
Bam.

You got it, you got it,
you got it.

Try this one.
Here you go.

Go Timmy.
Go Timmy.

Go Timmy.
Go Timmy.

I'm Team Timmy.

Oh, wow.
I guess you won.

You're the better bartender.

And by my own logic,
the better friend to Nate.

Of course
I'm a better friend to Nate.

You're having sex
with his mom.

But since she's
into his friends,

maybe later I'll give her
a shot of my other, uh,

signature drink.
Ugh!

Wh...
did you just slap me?

Yeah, I think I did.

What was that?
What is going on here?

What's going on is
you recast me.

He was supposed to be
the understudy,

and now
he's the underbuddy.

You let him wear
my fluffy robe.

- It's not that fluffy.
- Take that back.

Jimmy, stop.
You're being ridiculous.

No, I'm not.
He's trying to take

everything from me,
even your mom.

He told me
he was gonna give her a shot

of his other signature drink.

Timmy...

Please tell me you have
another signature drink.

I have
another signature drink.

Ah.

Is it in your pants?

It might be
in my pants.

And you're fired.

- Get out.
- Get out.

Yeah, get out of here.

Nobody talks about my mom
like that.

- Nobody.
- Except my best friend.

- Yup.
- Well, but not even him

because that was inappropriate
and he knows better.

- I do.
- Jimmy, I'm sorry.

I guess my mom
was right,

you were really upset
about Timmy.

- You told him I was upset?
- Oh.

Yes, but that was just
to make up for the fact

that he hired Timmy
because of me.

What do you mean?

Well, I might have
played the mom card

to get you out of work
a few times.

You did?
That is so...

So totally uncool,
I know.

Your friendship and your job
is just as important

as our relationship.
I'm sorry.

It's okay.
It's not all your fault.

I may have overreacted
a little bit

to the whole Timmy thing.

I just didn't realize

how hard it would be
to see my best friend

fall for someone else.

Well, now you know
how it feels.

I do.
And I promise,

I'm gonna do a better job
of balancing you and your mom.

Well, I should have just
told you I wanted you

to think more about me, but
I'd never seen my mom so happy.

I didn't want to get
in the way.

You're not in the way.

You're my leading man,
and I'm yours.

So don't go replacing me.

- [laughs softly]
- I want to be the one

who gets caught
in the rain with you.

That's a really weird thing
to say, but...

me too, Jimmy.

[sighs]
I swear, one day

you guys are gonna kiss.

[mellow funk music]

Well, I guess
this is all my stuff.

Yeah, 'cause you only
came over the once

and you just left a shirt.

You take good care of him.

I will.

Then, um...

I guess this is good-bye.

It is,
but you're really milking it.

Sorry.
Good-bye.

[door closes]

You know, in a weird way,
I kinda liked him.

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