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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,661 --> 00:00:20,626 [Nearby car engine fires up] 2 00:00:25,472 --> 00:00:27,635 [Door opens] 3 00:00:37,356 --> 00:00:40,362 [Dad]: Owen? Owen, are you out of bed? 4 00:00:40,363 --> 00:00:41,799 Owen! 5 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,266 [Mom]: He's not in the bathroom! 6 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:44,200 - Owen! - Owen! 7 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,092 No, I don't know how he got out. 8 00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:00,163 What was he wearing? 9 00:01:00,164 --> 00:01:01,431 - Wait! He's here. - Owen! 10 00:01:01,432 --> 00:01:03,301 [Dad]: No, he's fine. I'm sure. 11 00:01:03,302 --> 00:01:04,805 Of course I remember! 12 00:01:04,806 --> 00:01:06,444 But he's just a kid, he doesn't understand all this. 13 00:01:06,445 --> 00:01:08,408 It won't happen again, I promise. 14 00:01:08,409 --> 00:01:10,282 Owen, where have you been? 15 00:01:10,283 --> 00:01:13,386 Outside. Looking at the stars. 16 00:01:13,387 --> 00:01:15,358 Stop calling me "Owen." 17 00:01:19,298 --> 00:01:21,203 Send me love every day 18 00:01:21,204 --> 00:01:24,207 And send me on my way 19 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:29,114 Deliver me just deliver me 20 00:01:29,115 --> 00:01:31,615 Sync and corrections by brayanatsix www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:31,616 --> 00:01:34,116 Signed, Sealed, Delivered - S01E01 Time to Start Livin' 22 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:38,969 Good morning, Ms. McInerney. 23 00:01:38,970 --> 00:01:40,072 I trust you had a good weekend? 24 00:01:40,073 --> 00:01:41,178 I did! 25 00:01:41,179 --> 00:01:45,050 I went to the digital sports expo at the convention center. 26 00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:48,420 I skied mt. Everest, wind-surfed acapulco, 27 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:50,290 and swam the English channel, 28 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:52,794 and that was just at the video vacations exhibit. 29 00:01:52,795 --> 00:01:53,962 All that adventure 30 00:01:53,963 --> 00:01:56,832 without the inconvenience of fresh air and sunshine. 31 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,235 Ingenious. 32 00:01:58,236 --> 00:02:01,007 What about you? What did you do? 33 00:02:01,008 --> 00:02:03,810 Anything exciting? 34 00:02:03,811 --> 00:02:05,145 Ms. McInerney, 35 00:02:05,146 --> 00:02:06,515 I don't think you've been with this department long enough 36 00:02:06,516 --> 00:02:09,019 to fully grasp the extent to which we are comfortable 37 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,388 sharing personal information. 38 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:18,098 So you're not gonna share with me what you did this weekend? 39 00:02:18,099 --> 00:02:19,100 No. 40 00:02:19,101 --> 00:02:22,941 Oh. So, last week when you told me that your wife left you last year 41 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:28,079 and is now somewhere at large in Paris, that was somehow... Different? 42 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,014 Hmm. 43 00:02:30,953 --> 00:02:34,692 Everyone, please be prepared to present our best faces today. 44 00:02:34,693 --> 00:02:36,995 We have been assigned a new supervisor who... 45 00:02:36,996 --> 00:02:38,332 Oh! I saw her. 46 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:40,168 Um, Theresa Cappuci? 47 00:02:40,169 --> 00:02:41,339 Kappa Damotti? 48 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:42,707 Or something Italian. 49 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:44,509 [Quiet awe]: Theresa Capodiamonte? 50 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:45,678 Yes! That's it. 51 00:02:45,679 --> 00:02:50,019 - She's rather mature-looking. - Theresa Capodiamonte is a legend. 52 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:50,953 Do you see this cup? 53 00:02:52,156 --> 00:02:54,894 This is only given to exceptional individuals 54 00:02:54,895 --> 00:02:58,660 who have distinguished themselves in the service of mail delivery. 55 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:00,530 "Dark-of-night award"? 56 00:03:00,531 --> 00:03:02,999 "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor dark of night..." 57 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,667 It was my grandfather's. 58 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,504 Theresa Capodiamonte has six cups. 59 00:03:06,505 --> 00:03:08,541 She's a rockstar! 60 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:12,343 Six-time dark-of-night honoree, a government pay-grade pioneer, 61 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:15,116 not to mention "Miss Special Delivery" of 1969. 62 00:03:15,117 --> 00:03:16,486 She is... 63 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,385 A goddess in the postal acropolis. 64 00:03:19,386 --> 00:03:21,154 And she's... 65 00:03:21,155 --> 00:03:22,222 Really right out there? 66 00:03:22,223 --> 00:03:23,591 Actually, she's... 67 00:03:23,592 --> 00:03:25,259 She's right in here, honey! 68 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,394 Oh, my goodness! Ms. Capodiamonte! Welcome. I... 69 00:03:27,395 --> 00:03:30,934 My dear, you are Oliver O'Toole! 70 00:03:30,935 --> 00:03:31,974 I knew your grandfather. 71 00:03:31,975 --> 00:03:33,012 You did? 72 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:36,606 He was so strong, so powerful. What a mind. 73 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:40,344 What hands! That man could hand-stamp anything. 74 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,346 I see him in you. 75 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,647 You do? 76 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:45,981 Oh, yes. You have his hands. 77 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,253 And his cup, apparently. 78 00:03:49,254 --> 00:03:50,354 Uh, yes, as a matter of fact. 79 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,022 And you, darlings... 80 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,691 Tell me, you are? 81 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,160 Norman Xavier Dorman, Junior. 82 00:03:56,161 --> 00:03:58,228 Norman Dorman? 83 00:03:58,229 --> 00:03:59,996 A pleasure. 84 00:03:59,997 --> 00:04:02,065 And, uh, Rita Hayworth? 85 00:04:02,066 --> 00:04:04,820 Oh, it's actually, um, "with," so "Rita haywith." 86 00:04:04,821 --> 00:04:06,035 - "With?" - With. 87 00:04:06,036 --> 00:04:07,268 - With! - "With." 88 00:04:07,269 --> 00:04:08,602 With! Precious. 89 00:04:08,603 --> 00:04:10,768 You know, the real Rita was a lot taller. 90 00:04:10,769 --> 00:04:14,541 I handled her parcel post back in my days 91 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:16,507 at the Hollywood Wilcox Station. 92 00:04:16,508 --> 00:04:18,510 The Hollywood Station at Wilcox? 93 00:04:18,511 --> 00:04:21,048 Well, that's on the national register of historic places. 94 00:04:21,049 --> 00:04:22,217 You were there? 95 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:25,087 Darling, I've worked them all, and I always deliver. 96 00:04:25,088 --> 00:04:26,421 [All chuckling] 97 00:04:26,422 --> 00:04:27,756 And you must be... 98 00:04:27,757 --> 00:04:30,391 Shane. Shane McInerney. 99 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:33,394 Ms. McInerney worked in direct line operations, 100 00:04:33,395 --> 00:04:37,965 - but a small miracle brought her to us. - There are no small miracles, Oliver... 101 00:04:37,966 --> 00:04:39,534 Only big miracles! 102 00:04:39,535 --> 00:04:44,171 They only seem small because we stand so far away from them. 103 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:47,539 - Well, that's something... - Now, I have heard so much 104 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:51,951 about this amazing little team of yours, and before we make any changes, 105 00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:55,483 I want to understand your inner-sanctum. 106 00:04:55,484 --> 00:04:58,619 Now, don't mind me. I'm just going to be here. 107 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:01,390 And you do that voodoo that you do... 108 00:05:01,391 --> 00:05:02,791 Well. 109 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:04,525 I'm sorry. "Changes"? 110 00:05:04,526 --> 00:05:08,864 I have heard that the four of you have a way of thinking outside the mailbox. 111 00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:13,234 - Well, we do occasionally, um... - Push the envelope? 112 00:05:13,235 --> 00:05:16,638 Oh! Aren't you adorable? [Chuckles] Okay, Oliver. Show me the magic. 113 00:05:16,639 --> 00:05:18,139 Alright. 114 00:05:19,373 --> 00:05:20,472 Hmm... 115 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:30,449 Huh. 116 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:33,616 Addressed to, "Gramma." No first name, no surname. 117 00:05:33,617 --> 00:05:40,320 - Address is "lend him her manners." - Ooh. Tough one. 118 00:05:40,321 --> 00:05:44,223 Mr. O'Toole has, perhaps, the finest mail-recovery instincts 119 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:46,059 of anyone I've ever worked with. 120 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,931 - Norman? Age of child? - Between 9 and 10. 121 00:05:50,499 --> 00:05:53,335 Reverse side includes a child's drawing, 122 00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:54,637 and a P.S... 123 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:57,407 "I'm bringing more spoons so we can make another one." 124 00:05:57,408 --> 00:05:59,707 "Lend him her manners." 125 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,409 Her manners... manor? 126 00:06:01,410 --> 00:06:03,679 "Lend-him-her manor"... 127 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:10,253 Oh! "Lendimer manor" retirement home. 4442 hampden boulevard, 80210. 128 00:06:10,254 --> 00:06:11,320 Bravo! 129 00:06:11,321 --> 00:06:12,720 Send it off to gramma! 130 00:06:12,721 --> 00:06:15,090 Yes, but which gramma? 131 00:06:15,091 --> 00:06:16,560 No flies on you, Oliver! 132 00:06:16,561 --> 00:06:18,361 I certainly hope not. 133 00:06:18,362 --> 00:06:19,662 In the case 134 00:06:19,663 --> 00:06:22,864 where we lack a definitive surname, we have no choice but to... 135 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,302 Uh... ah. 136 00:06:28,537 --> 00:06:30,537 Ms. Capodiamonte, would you... 137 00:06:30,538 --> 00:06:32,603 - [Gasps] - Like to do the honors? 138 00:06:32,604 --> 00:06:34,138 Sure! Ha. 139 00:06:34,139 --> 00:06:35,773 It's like Christmas. 140 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:36,607 [Chuckles] Oh. 141 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:48,847 "Dear gramma. 142 00:06:48,848 --> 00:06:50,315 "I miss you. 143 00:06:50,316 --> 00:06:52,717 "I miss you so, so, so, so... 144 00:06:52,718 --> 00:06:54,287 "So much. 145 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,556 "I miss walking to school with you. 146 00:06:56,758 --> 00:07:01,195 "We have to walk three whole blocks to dumb old lenox heights elementary now. 147 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,601 "I miss making spoons with you. 148 00:07:04,602 --> 00:07:06,169 "I have mine on our apple tree outside. 149 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,135 How about you?" 150 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:08,170 "Making spoons?" 151 00:07:08,171 --> 00:07:10,308 What's with this kid and spoons? 152 00:07:10,309 --> 00:07:12,777 "They told me I can't see you for a long, long"... 153 00:07:12,778 --> 00:07:14,343 [Overlapping with owen]: "Long, long time." 154 00:07:14,344 --> 00:07:16,279 [Owen, writing]: "It's not fair, gramma. 155 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,684 "I really, really hate it, 156 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:21,619 "especially 'cause I don't want to miss your birthday, 157 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:22,887 "'cause we always have 158 00:07:22,888 --> 00:07:25,555 peanut butter and banana pancakes for breakfast." 159 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:27,190 "I think you live right down the road, 160 00:07:27,191 --> 00:07:28,689 "so that can't be so far. 161 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:30,090 "So I'm go-wing... 162 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:33,993 "to sneak..." 163 00:07:33,994 --> 00:07:35,761 "Going to sneak out at 9:00 164 00:07:35,762 --> 00:07:37,561 "and ride my bike all night until I get there. 165 00:07:39,262 --> 00:07:41,397 "Don't worry, I have plenty of air in my tires. 166 00:07:41,398 --> 00:07:42,698 "See you Tuesday morning. 167 00:07:42,699 --> 00:07:44,266 "Love, your best friend... 168 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:45,767 "You-know-who. 169 00:07:45,768 --> 00:07:49,813 You have to call me "Owen" now." 170 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:53,508 Um, postmark is fort Collins. 171 00:07:53,509 --> 00:07:56,877 Oh! Uh, my cousin, wade, is a real estate tycoon there. 172 00:07:56,878 --> 00:07:58,211 He owes me $38. 173 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:00,279 - Fort Collins... - Fort Collins... 174 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,948 32.4 Miles from lendimer manor. 175 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:05,384 Oh! That's way too far for a little boy to be riding his bike. 176 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,453 Alone, at night? 177 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,790 Oliver, when was that letter mailed? 178 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:11,892 Uh, last Friday. 179 00:08:11,893 --> 00:08:15,696 That little boy is going to sneak out of his house 180 00:08:15,697 --> 00:08:18,167 and run away from home. 181 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:20,069 [Both]: Tonight. 182 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,572 Okay. 183 00:08:25,774 --> 00:08:30,378 Recon lendimer manor retirement home, I.D. Gramma, deliver communique, 184 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:33,351 debrief subject, intercept the kid, A.K.A. "Owen", 185 00:08:33,352 --> 00:08:34,853 thwart his exit, mission accomplished. 186 00:08:34,854 --> 00:08:35,920 [Chuckles] 187 00:08:35,921 --> 00:08:37,854 What's all that, Norman? 188 00:08:37,855 --> 00:08:40,692 This is my field kit. I'm thinking, now that we're gonna be in the field more, 189 00:08:40,693 --> 00:08:42,764 we should be prepared for anything. 190 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:45,334 Yeah, 'cause, you never know when gramma might go rogue on you. 191 00:08:45,335 --> 00:08:46,701 [Thud] 192 00:08:46,702 --> 00:08:47,835 - No. You don't. - [Clasps clicking] 193 00:08:51,543 --> 00:08:54,877 Does it really take four people to deliver a letter to grandma? 194 00:08:54,878 --> 00:08:58,513 "No postal worker stands taller than when he, or she, 195 00:08:58,514 --> 00:09:01,712 stoops to deliver to the least of these." 196 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:04,449 Your grandfather taught me that. 197 00:09:12,994 --> 00:09:14,495 Left. Right. 198 00:09:16,298 --> 00:09:17,932 [Rita]: Everybody's so busy here. 199 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,537 Where are all the old people? 200 00:09:20,538 --> 00:09:24,405 Well, my grandma got her blackbelt in tae kwan do when she was 85. 201 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:25,973 So, now what? 202 00:09:27,575 --> 00:09:29,511 There's someone who may help us. 203 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,814 Wow. Look at all those stamps. 204 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,818 Is that a 2002 olympic bobsled commemorative? 205 00:09:43,789 --> 00:09:47,624 I'm sorry. I don't understand. You're like the mail police? 206 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:50,962 We investigate difficult, uh, delivery situations. 207 00:09:50,963 --> 00:09:55,664 Sort of like mail-detective/agent... People. 208 00:09:55,665 --> 00:09:58,701 Now, it is imperative that we locate the woman to whom 209 00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,671 this letter is addressed. Today. 210 00:10:00,672 --> 00:10:02,339 "Gramma." 211 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,442 Mm-hmm. 212 00:10:03,443 --> 00:10:05,311 Well, that narrows it down. 213 00:10:09,145 --> 00:10:10,947 Sorry, I can't let you read the contents. 214 00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:12,484 Federal regulations. 215 00:10:12,485 --> 00:10:15,455 Well, maybe if you told me what it says, 216 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:16,723 I'd recognize a name. 217 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,925 Everybody brags about their grandchildren. 218 00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:21,327 Has anyone ever mentioned an Owen? 219 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:22,697 Owen? 220 00:10:22,698 --> 00:10:24,133 No, that's a new one. 221 00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:26,535 Of course, I've only been here a few months. 222 00:10:26,536 --> 00:10:28,237 How can I help? 223 00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:32,779 Pardon me, ma'am. 224 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,381 I represent the United States Postal Service. 225 00:10:35,382 --> 00:10:37,017 Are you currently, or have you ever, 226 00:10:37,018 --> 00:10:39,656 been referred to by a grandchild as "gramma"? 227 00:10:39,657 --> 00:10:40,691 Gramma? 228 00:10:40,692 --> 00:10:42,025 - Mm-hmm. - No. 229 00:10:42,026 --> 00:10:43,860 They call me "bubby." 230 00:10:48,634 --> 00:10:49,568 Gramma? 231 00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:51,305 Mo-mo. 232 00:10:52,441 --> 00:10:54,376 Grammy, gemmy, peaches. 233 00:10:56,812 --> 00:10:58,481 Well, so far, I've got 234 00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,449 two nonnas, three maw-maws, 235 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,883 and a bubby. 236 00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:03,582 Oma, ama, Mimi, nini. 237 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,718 Well, I got a couple of mo-mos, two mor-mors, 238 00:11:05,719 --> 00:11:08,722 three babas, and a... Oh, a Shirley. 239 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:10,022 Oh, Shirley! I met her. 240 00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:12,457 She was left at the altar in 1959 241 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,926 by a butcher who disappeared the night before their wedding. 242 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:17,661 Shirley suspects that he was abducted by aliens. 243 00:11:17,662 --> 00:11:20,597 I also think that she has a problem with stealing things. 244 00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:22,600 Like, I think she lifted your tablet. 245 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:28,508 Excuse me. Shirley? 246 00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:29,843 I think 247 00:11:29,844 --> 00:11:33,047 you may have mistaken my tablet there for your own. 248 00:11:33,048 --> 00:11:35,083 Oh. I, um... 249 00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:38,824 I was just checking it for transmissions of prime numbers 250 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,059 from the vega solar system. 251 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,792 Well, that's very kind of you... 252 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,261 But good news... 253 00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:47,133 I did that this morning, and, um... 254 00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:49,535 [Whispers]: All the numbers were random. 255 00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:50,568 [Gasping] 256 00:11:50,569 --> 00:11:51,569 Oh, my. 257 00:11:53,573 --> 00:11:55,075 Oh... man. 258 00:11:55,076 --> 00:11:58,147 That's a five-cent jumbo 505 error-graded Jefferson. 259 00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:00,147 [Gasps] My daddy gave me that, 260 00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:04,454 and you are the first one ever to recognize it. 261 00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:05,822 [Chuckles] 262 00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:07,891 I used to sell stamps at the Park Hill Branch. 263 00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:10,595 I mean, until Oliver said I had special gifts, 264 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,500 and then brought me to the dead letter office. 265 00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:15,534 And what do you do there? 266 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,235 Oh. Sorry, Arlene. 267 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,136 That's classified. 268 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,537 But... tell me about your dad. 269 00:12:23,106 --> 00:12:26,808 He left me his entire stamp collection when he died. 270 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:30,044 He said he hoped that when I looked at them, 271 00:12:30,045 --> 00:12:32,745 I would smile and think of him. 272 00:12:32,746 --> 00:12:34,913 [Chuckles tenderly] 273 00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:37,348 And I do. 274 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,282 There must be some ladies in residence here 275 00:12:41,283 --> 00:12:44,317 who are referred to by their descendants as "gramma." 276 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,787 I could post it on the bulletin board. 277 00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:50,189 I'm sorry. The privacy of every letter that passes through the U.S. post office 278 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:53,058 is a sacred trust, and one we take very seriously. 279 00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,830 Wait. Did you try the piano room? 280 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:01,606 - Okay, everybody. - Take five. 281 00:13:01,607 --> 00:13:03,707 [Woman stops playing] 282 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,276 These folks are from the post office. 283 00:13:06,277 --> 00:13:08,878 If you have a grandson who calls you "gramma," 284 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:10,414 please raise your hand. 285 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:13,816 Well, I guess all the "grammas" 286 00:13:13,817 --> 00:13:14,983 are in show business. 287 00:13:14,984 --> 00:13:16,018 Thank you, ladies. 288 00:13:16,019 --> 00:13:17,152 I have a letter here 289 00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:18,353 written by a boy 290 00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:20,021 approximately nine years of age. 291 00:13:20,022 --> 00:13:21,257 I can't share details, 292 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,960 but do obscure references to "spoons" 293 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:25,597 ring a bell with anyone? 294 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,234 Um, cutlery of any kind? 295 00:13:30,235 --> 00:13:32,574 Anyone? 296 00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:34,410 Does anyone have a birthday anytime soon? 297 00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:36,679 Oh, very good, Rita. Birthdays? 298 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,147 Hmm? 299 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,050 Vivian, dear. 300 00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:41,918 Don't we have a birthday tomorrow? 301 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:43,152 No. 302 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,889 Of course, you do, Vivian. 303 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,691 Come. Let's talk to this nice man. 304 00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:50,795 Here we go, dear. 305 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,398 She can remember songs and dance steps, 306 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,902 but she can't remember much of anything else sometimes. 307 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,840 Do you remember everyone's birthday? 308 00:13:57,841 --> 00:13:58,975 It's my job. 309 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,276 This is Vivian Lasseter. 310 00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:03,344 One of my favorite people 311 00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:06,292 and the star of our show, aren't we, Mrs. Viv? 312 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,822 Mrs. Lasseter, first of all, Happy Birthday. 313 00:14:08,823 --> 00:14:12,123 My name is Oliver O'Toole. I believe this belongs to you. 314 00:14:12,124 --> 00:14:13,723 I apologize. 315 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:17,663 It was necessary to open it in order to locate you. 316 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,504 Well, I'm afraid you've wasted your time. 317 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:39,982 Uh... would you get me my red sweater? 318 00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:42,887 We look a little peaked, Mrs. Viv. 319 00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,453 Maybe I should stay with you? 320 00:14:44,454 --> 00:14:47,455 Oh, I really don't think that'll be necess... 321 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,856 You, dear. Why don't you get it for me? 322 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,223 Room 224, by the window. 323 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,224 Oh, I-I... I'd be happy to. 324 00:14:56,832 --> 00:14:59,999 Would you like one of us to read it to you? 325 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,803 Why? It doesn't belong to me. 326 00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:04,840 Do you recognize the handwriting? 327 00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:05,840 Or the picture on the back, perhaps? 328 00:15:05,841 --> 00:15:07,441 I bet that that is you and Owen. 329 00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:11,350 - No. I don't know anyone named Owen. - Are you sure? 330 00:15:11,351 --> 00:15:13,284 Maybe you just haven't seen him for awhile? 331 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:14,851 She doesn't get a lot of visitors. 332 00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:20,193 Mrs. Lasseter, if this is your grandson, we really need to know. 333 00:15:20,194 --> 00:15:21,961 It's important. 334 00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:34,906 Mrs. Lasseter, I'd like to leave this with you, 335 00:15:34,907 --> 00:15:36,840 but if you refuse to accept delivery, 336 00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:39,277 we have no choice but to maintain possession. 337 00:15:39,278 --> 00:15:43,247 Vivian, read the letter. Or let me read it for you. 338 00:15:43,248 --> 00:15:45,315 There might be something important in there. 339 00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:46,382 No! 340 00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:50,152 Just go bother somebody else, young lady. 341 00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:53,853 What about Sally over there? When's her birthday? 342 00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,721 I don't know. 343 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,388 But, Vivian, dear heart, if there's something... 344 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,390 Where is that girl with my sweater? 345 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,224 Sorry. Here you go. 346 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,160 Thank you. 347 00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,728 Now, please, just take your letter and go away. 348 00:16:08,164 --> 00:16:10,231 We're very sorry to have troubled you. 349 00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:13,833 I need a nap. 350 00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:25,246 Norman! 351 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:28,753 Oh. I have to go. 352 00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:00,153 [Tinkling softly] 353 00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:11,672 [Piano music plays] 354 00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:38,275 [Whispers]: I wonder if your grandfather taught her that. 355 00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:44,980 Oh, dear. 356 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,379 Told you we should've gone to lunch. 357 00:17:52,052 --> 00:17:54,184 I ran away once to New York, 358 00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:57,488 to tread the boards and become a real hoofer! 359 00:17:57,489 --> 00:18:00,157 Ah. You wanted to shoe horses? 360 00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:02,324 A "hoofer" is a dancer on Broadway, Norman. 361 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:05,261 I think that's lovely and very romantic. 362 00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:07,831 But I thought the postal service was in your blood. 363 00:18:07,832 --> 00:18:10,266 It was in my father's blood, not mine. 364 00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:16,105 He never had a son, so I was the one who was carrying on the family tradition. 365 00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:20,377 [Chuckles] The things we sacrifice for the people we love. 366 00:18:20,378 --> 00:18:23,050 Hmm? But hey, look at me. 367 00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:27,357 What did you call me? "A goddess in the postal acropolis." 368 00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:28,759 [She laughs] 369 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,095 Did you ever get to New York? 370 00:18:30,096 --> 00:18:31,898 I got as far as the bus depot. [Chuckles] 371 00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:36,206 And my parents caught up to me and brought me home. 372 00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:38,775 But they were right. I was too young. 373 00:18:38,776 --> 00:18:43,915 But then I waited too long, and I woke up one day, 374 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,916 and I was too old. 375 00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:49,652 [Sighs quietly] 376 00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:52,223 So, to thine own self be true. 377 00:18:52,224 --> 00:18:55,295 Right? That's what your grandfather always said. 378 00:18:55,296 --> 00:18:57,496 Yes. He loved his Shakespeare. 379 00:18:57,497 --> 00:19:00,096 And you loved him. I can tell. 380 00:19:01,499 --> 00:19:06,703 Well, I wish he had lived longer so I could have known him better. 381 00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:11,239 You're a good boy, Oliver. Yeah. 382 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,304 So! Tell me. Did you find your "gramma"? 383 00:19:15,305 --> 00:19:17,870 We think we did, but she wouldn't admit it. 384 00:19:17,871 --> 00:19:19,837 I think that Owen is her grandson, 385 00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:22,102 and there's something that she's not saying, 386 00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:23,869 because... I don't... It just doesn't add up. 387 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:26,070 Did you notice how Mrs. Lasseter 388 00:19:26,071 --> 00:19:29,273 became upset when she saw Owen's drawing on the back of the envelope? 389 00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:32,342 That's when she asked Donna to leave, to get her sweater. 390 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:35,178 But when I brought it back, she never put it on. 391 00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:37,481 Vivian wanted Donna to leave the room. 392 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:39,550 And Donna was awfully eager to read that letter. 393 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,621 And Vivian made an awfully big deal 394 00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:44,228 about how she didn't know anybody named Owen. 395 00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:47,063 Wait a second! Didn't Donna say she knew everyone's birthday? 396 00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:49,446 That's right! Except she didn't know Sally's. 397 00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:51,070 And Vivian made sure that we heard that. 398 00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:55,107 So Donna's taken a real interest in Vivian. But why? 399 00:19:55,108 --> 00:19:57,078 [Clink... clink] 400 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,179 [Clink] 401 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,917 [Gasps] Spoons! I saw them! 402 00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:04,356 She had windchimes in her room made out of old spoons! 403 00:20:04,357 --> 00:20:06,491 I bet you that's why Vivian got me to go get her sweater! 404 00:20:06,492 --> 00:20:09,197 And Owen was bringing more spoons "to make another one." 405 00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,001 What was it you said about family 406 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,405 and how we make sacrifices for those that we love? 407 00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:14,472 Yes! 408 00:20:14,473 --> 00:20:16,640 Vivian wasn't rejecting Owen. 409 00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:20,010 She was protecting him. 410 00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:25,364 So, Norman, dig up anything you can about Donna. 411 00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:28,114 Rita, do whatever you have to do to keep Donna away from Vivian. 412 00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:30,283 We rendezvous back here in 20 minutes. 413 00:20:33,386 --> 00:20:35,120 [She gasps] 414 00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:37,055 [Chuckles shyly] 415 00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:40,059 Hi! 416 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,392 You're back. 417 00:20:41,393 --> 00:20:44,393 Yeah! Well, I couldn't stop thinking about this sweet lady that I met today, 418 00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:46,097 and I promised that I'd come back and visit her. 419 00:20:46,098 --> 00:20:47,599 Hmm. And who would that be? 420 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,902 Well, she had gray hair, she talks to extraterrestrials, 421 00:20:51,903 --> 00:20:55,976 um, and she steals things. She reminds me of my mother. 422 00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:58,444 That would be Shirley. 423 00:20:58,445 --> 00:21:00,645 If you've come back to see her, or anyone else, 424 00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:02,914 you're gonna have to check in again at the front desk. 425 00:21:02,915 --> 00:21:06,622 Oh, that's so great, except that, um, there's nobody at the front desk, 426 00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:09,558 so I thought that maybe I could check in with you. 427 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,327 [Forced chuckle] 428 00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:21,805 Norman! 429 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,007 Oh! Arlene. 430 00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:26,443 Hi! I, uh... 431 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:28,146 Was just, uh, looking for you. 432 00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:29,612 [Knocking] 433 00:21:29,613 --> 00:21:31,415 Mrs. Lasseter? 434 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,011 Do you remember what Owen said? 435 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,356 "I miss making spoons with you. 436 00:21:41,357 --> 00:21:44,428 I have mine hanging on the apple tree outside." 437 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,033 I bet... they both made one. 438 00:21:48,602 --> 00:21:50,370 We did. 439 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:57,213 The day we made those windchimes... 440 00:21:58,516 --> 00:22:01,018 Was the last day I saw him. 441 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,255 [Spoons tinkling] 442 00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:09,091 I said they sounded like little birds saying a prayer. 443 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:16,963 And he said no matter how far apart we are, we should always leave them up... 444 00:22:16,964 --> 00:22:18,933 So that when the wind blew, 445 00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:22,233 it would be as if our windchimes were saying their prayers together. 446 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,573 You never imagine when you get to be my age, 447 00:22:30,574 --> 00:22:34,512 that a nine-year-old boy could be your best friend, 448 00:22:34,513 --> 00:22:36,180 or that I could be his. 449 00:22:36,181 --> 00:22:37,547 Mrs. Lasseter, 450 00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:39,448 your grandson needs you very much. 451 00:22:39,449 --> 00:22:44,536 If you trust us, we'll do everything in our power to help you. 452 00:22:44,871 --> 00:22:47,125 I know you would try but you can't. 453 00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:49,626 Mrs. Lasseter... 454 00:22:51,095 --> 00:22:54,360 Please. Where is Owen? 455 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,934 His name is Casey. 456 00:23:02,135 --> 00:23:07,343 And, uh, I don't know where he is. I don't know where any of them are. 457 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,714 Do you mean your family? Are they in trouble? 458 00:23:15,056 --> 00:23:17,426 They're in Witness Protection. 459 00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,025 So Owen's... 460 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,861 Uh, Casey's father witnessed a crime, then? 461 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,430 No. Casey did. 462 00:23:27,431 --> 00:23:29,533 He was riding his bike down an alley 463 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:35,069 and stumbled onto some sort of lowlife narcotics ring just before a shooting. 464 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:38,539 And now my grandson is the star witness, 465 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:42,678 and he and the family have had to hide out at some "undisclosed location" 466 00:23:42,679 --> 00:23:45,879 until he can testify against them at the trial next week. 467 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,148 Here it is. 468 00:23:47,149 --> 00:23:52,222 "The trial of drug kingpin Laszlo Sarrazin begins next Monday in federal court, and..." 469 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:55,960 Wait, there's a picture of the guy, and... 470 00:23:58,799 --> 00:24:00,366 Oh. Wow. 471 00:24:00,367 --> 00:24:02,866 Oliver, you might want to take a look at this. 472 00:24:06,038 --> 00:24:10,411 It's a picture of Donna, only she's blonde and her name is Sylvia. 473 00:24:10,412 --> 00:24:15,817 - She's suspected of drug trafficking. - Someone made terrible... 474 00:24:15,818 --> 00:24:19,522 Terrible threats against my Casey's life, 475 00:24:19,523 --> 00:24:22,061 and if that letter has anything in it 476 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:25,863 that could lead them back to him or the family... 477 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,199 Oh... 478 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,037 Donna must never read that letter. 479 00:24:29,038 --> 00:24:33,271 Mrs. Lasseter, he's planning to run away tonight 480 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:35,477 to surprise you for your birthday. 481 00:24:35,478 --> 00:24:37,816 Oh, no. Oh, my. Oh... 482 00:24:37,817 --> 00:24:38,917 No. 483 00:24:38,918 --> 00:24:40,653 I should've gone with them. 484 00:24:40,654 --> 00:24:43,089 When this whole thing started, they wanted me to, 485 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:46,263 and I was afraid I was just going to be a burden. 486 00:24:46,264 --> 00:24:48,431 [Sobbing] And now with Casey looking for me, 487 00:24:48,432 --> 00:24:50,135 I'm worse than a burden... 488 00:24:50,136 --> 00:24:52,305 I'm a liability. 489 00:24:54,707 --> 00:24:56,608 Mrs. Lasseter... 490 00:24:57,878 --> 00:25:00,014 I know how he feels. 491 00:25:00,015 --> 00:25:05,488 If I could get on a bicycle and ride to my grandfather tonight, I would. 492 00:25:05,489 --> 00:25:08,222 But I can't. 493 00:25:08,223 --> 00:25:13,560 You are a strong and brave woman who loves her family so much, 494 00:25:13,561 --> 00:25:17,165 she was willing to sacrifice the rest of her days with them 495 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:19,500 in order to keep them safe. 496 00:25:19,501 --> 00:25:23,305 Maybe Casey didn't write that in so many words, 497 00:25:23,306 --> 00:25:25,173 but the words he did write... 498 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:31,581 Of spoons and apple trees and peanut butter pancakes, 499 00:25:31,582 --> 00:25:34,316 those words might as well be a sonnet by Shakespeare, 500 00:25:34,317 --> 00:25:41,428 because they say the very same things... That you are known and loved and missed. 501 00:25:43,265 --> 00:25:47,770 Casey's words... Are beautiful, Vivian. 502 00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:51,341 They... 503 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:56,167 Are gonna lead us right to him tonight... 504 00:25:57,249 --> 00:25:59,317 If you just trust us. 505 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:12,164 But it was the only time, 506 00:26:12,165 --> 00:26:15,699 and it was only one camel, so, technically, it wasn't a caravan. 507 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,403 [Giggling] 508 00:26:17,404 --> 00:26:19,640 My lips are sealed! 509 00:26:19,641 --> 00:26:25,011 Oh, but you should never apologize for being curious, Norman. 510 00:26:28,018 --> 00:26:30,486 You're so easy to talk to, Arlene. 511 00:26:30,487 --> 00:26:32,354 So are you. 512 00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:34,224 Oh. This is my room. 513 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:37,296 [Exhales] 514 00:26:37,297 --> 00:26:40,200 And I'd like you to have these. 515 00:26:40,201 --> 00:26:43,368 Oh, no. I can't. I couldn't! 516 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:48,275 But I will come back and visit and we can look at them again. 517 00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:50,378 Soon, Norman. 518 00:26:50,379 --> 00:26:52,448 Come soon. 519 00:26:52,449 --> 00:26:54,584 I promise. 520 00:27:00,764 --> 00:27:02,565 Psst. Norman. 521 00:27:02,566 --> 00:27:03,832 Let's go. 522 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:07,570 Arlene says Donna's really rude and she wears white after labor day. 523 00:27:11,273 --> 00:27:14,378 So then my mother decides to make the crop circles a little bigger 524 00:27:14,379 --> 00:27:16,381 for the aliens to see, but... [laughs] 525 00:27:16,382 --> 00:27:18,850 We lived in a duplex, and the lady next door 526 00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:22,085 decided that she wanted to plant organic vegetables in the backyard, 527 00:27:22,086 --> 00:27:25,688 which, you can imagine, really changed the entire look of the... 528 00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:27,421 The... [chuckles] 529 00:27:27,422 --> 00:27:31,360 Ah, Rita. There you are. So we're all set. 530 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:35,136 Hey, whatever happened to Vivian's letter? 531 00:27:40,344 --> 00:27:44,582 Well, as it turns out, it wasn't Vivian's letter at all. 532 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,784 Which reminds me, 533 00:27:45,785 --> 00:27:49,320 I just saw her walking towards the kitchen. Something about flambeeing a creme brulee? 534 00:27:49,321 --> 00:27:53,829 It sounds a bit risky for a lady in her condition, don't you think? 535 00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:55,461 It's always a pleasure. 536 00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:05,839 Okay. Anything else? 537 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,276 No. That's it. I didn't bring much. 538 00:28:08,277 --> 00:28:11,147 So, when Oliver gets here, we're only going to have a minute. 539 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,848 - You ready for this? - Absolutely. 540 00:28:13,849 --> 00:28:17,354 I wish that we could walk out with you. We can't risk running into Donna. 541 00:28:17,355 --> 00:28:18,488 [Knocks] 542 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:19,789 There they are. 543 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:28,491 Thank you. 544 00:28:30,261 --> 00:28:33,132 Mrs. Lasseter, are you sure about all this? 545 00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:34,732 Once you leave, you cannot return. 546 00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:37,267 Yes. 547 00:28:37,268 --> 00:28:38,469 Alright. 548 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:39,804 I don't mind trying to climb. 549 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:41,304 No. We can't risk it. 550 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,871 Besides, if you fell, Casey would never forgive us. 551 00:28:43,872 --> 00:28:45,873 Oh! Wait a minute. 552 00:28:45,874 --> 00:28:47,974 Please. Allow me, Ms. McInerney. 553 00:28:55,286 --> 00:28:57,185 [Tinkling] 554 00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:12,000 Vivian? 555 00:29:16,575 --> 00:29:18,409 I've been looking for you. 556 00:29:18,410 --> 00:29:20,409 I thought you might have had a visitor. 557 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:23,146 No. I was just taking a nap. 558 00:29:23,147 --> 00:29:24,816 Ah. That's right. 559 00:29:24,817 --> 00:29:27,753 Well, we have rehearsal in a few minutes. 560 00:29:27,754 --> 00:29:29,587 Were you going somewhere? 561 00:29:29,588 --> 00:29:31,892 Yes. I just... 562 00:29:31,893 --> 00:29:34,261 Thought I'd, uh... 563 00:29:34,262 --> 00:29:36,462 Go out to the garden and take a walk 564 00:29:36,463 --> 00:29:38,297 and get some fresh air. 565 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:42,567 Well, you stay warm out there, dear, 566 00:29:42,568 --> 00:29:44,400 and don't take too long. 567 00:29:44,401 --> 00:29:46,802 We need your beautiful voice. 568 00:29:46,803 --> 00:29:48,671 [Forced chuckle] 569 00:29:58,887 --> 00:30:01,191 You don't think she would actually hurt a little boy, do you? 570 00:30:01,192 --> 00:30:03,180 I'm afraid she would. She's gone to a lot of trouble 571 00:30:03,181 --> 00:30:04,795 - to find him already. - Oh, dear lord. 572 00:30:04,796 --> 00:30:06,594 Rita, any luck getting through to the marshals' office? 573 00:30:06,595 --> 00:30:09,397 I'm keep trying, but every time I mention spoons, they just put me on hold. 574 00:30:09,398 --> 00:30:11,733 Rita, don't lead with the spoons. 575 00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:12,834 Oh. 576 00:30:12,835 --> 00:30:14,435 You know, you'd think the Witness Protection people 577 00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:15,904 would want to know about something like this. 578 00:30:15,905 --> 00:30:18,543 Well, they're probably too busy out there, protecting everybody. 579 00:30:18,544 --> 00:30:22,347 Wait, but if you're in Witness Protection, shouldn't you have Witness Protection? 580 00:30:22,348 --> 00:30:23,581 [Scoffs] Great. 581 00:30:23,582 --> 00:30:25,851 So all we do is find a house three blocks away 582 00:30:25,852 --> 00:30:28,291 from Lenox Heights Elementary School with an apple tree, 583 00:30:28,292 --> 00:30:31,863 windchime made from spoons, and a 24-hour team of federal marshals 584 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:33,563 surveilling the premises. 585 00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:36,166 Oh! I bet that's why Owen's sneaking out at 9:00. 586 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,736 - They're changing shifts. - Or they're out getting dinner. 587 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,970 I mean, that's what the feds were doing when they would stake out the man 588 00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:42,289 who lived in our garage. 589 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:44,878 Are you telling me you people really are from the post office? 590 00:30:44,879 --> 00:30:45,879 Oh, yes. 591 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,016 - Uniquely gifted postal workers. - With a license to deliver! 592 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:50,851 And a deep faith in the power of the written word. 593 00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:52,585 I was hoping that was just a cover story. 594 00:30:52,586 --> 00:30:55,656 Oh, no! We're the real deal. 595 00:30:55,657 --> 00:30:57,625 [Gasps] Oh, no. 596 00:30:57,626 --> 00:30:58,858 Casey's letter! 597 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,927 It's gone! I had it ri... 598 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,830 Donna. 599 00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:07,266 She insisted on buttoning my coat and wrapping my scarf. 600 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:09,102 Well, that was nice of her. 601 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,619 Alright, alright. We will not panic. 602 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:22,852 Rita, you remember everything in Casey's letter, right? 603 00:31:22,853 --> 00:31:25,423 Everything's up here, except that Donna has the original, 604 00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:26,958 so she has everything we have. 605 00:31:26,959 --> 00:31:28,992 Except... 606 00:31:28,993 --> 00:31:33,530 Except for Norman's cousin, Wade, the real Estate Tycoon. 607 00:31:33,531 --> 00:31:34,930 Yeah? 608 00:31:34,931 --> 00:31:37,032 Oliver, you are brilliant. 609 00:31:43,274 --> 00:31:46,275 Wade. It's Norman. Dorman? We're cousins. 610 00:31:46,276 --> 00:31:48,511 Our... our mothers are sisters. 611 00:31:48,512 --> 00:31:49,979 We see each other once a y... 612 00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:51,380 Oh, yeah! That's me. 613 00:31:51,381 --> 00:31:54,447 So, hey, remember that $38 you borrowed from me last Christmas? 614 00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:57,217 Yeah, but we could call it even if you do me a little favor. 615 00:31:57,218 --> 00:31:59,421 Found one. 616 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:05,526 Alright, does everybody know what to do? 617 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:08,427 Rita and I will establish a three-block radius and start looking. 618 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,560 Great. Norman? 619 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,219 Check! Aw, I gotta get my field kit. 620 00:32:13,068 --> 00:32:15,104 Yes! Is this the police tip line? 621 00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:16,772 I have some urgent information. 622 00:32:16,773 --> 00:32:18,541 Bet you're glad I brought this now, huh? 623 00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:19,810 You are a visionary, Norman. 624 00:32:19,811 --> 00:32:21,378 Now, you're sure she never saw you? 625 00:32:21,379 --> 00:32:22,646 Positive. 626 00:32:22,647 --> 00:32:24,715 Then, godspeed, my friend. 627 00:32:24,716 --> 00:32:26,750 Yes, I will wait on hold. 628 00:32:26,751 --> 00:32:28,485 - Again. - Hurry up! 629 00:32:28,486 --> 00:32:29,853 We're running out of time. Wait! 630 00:32:29,854 --> 00:32:30,787 Hmm? 631 00:32:30,788 --> 00:32:31,822 [Tinkling] 632 00:32:34,026 --> 00:32:35,761 Be careful. 633 00:32:35,762 --> 00:32:37,396 Don't forget to call. 634 00:32:37,397 --> 00:32:38,831 Got it. 635 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:39,898 And, uh, remember, the accelerator... 636 00:32:39,899 --> 00:32:41,666 - Oliver. - Is a little sensitive. 637 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:43,401 Go. 638 00:32:43,402 --> 00:32:45,571 [Tires squealing] 639 00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:34,896 Sorry, ma'am. 640 00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:37,531 Uh, we have a flooded gas and water leak 641 00:33:37,532 --> 00:33:39,100 with, um... 642 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:43,003 Gas and... water flooding, uh, up ahead there. 643 00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:44,639 So you're gonna have to take a detour. 644 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,142 What? I'm trying to... 645 00:33:46,143 --> 00:33:48,510 It's for your own safety, ma'am. 646 00:33:48,511 --> 00:33:50,376 Detour left, right on the first street, 647 00:33:50,377 --> 00:33:51,710 go down a couple of blocks. 648 00:33:51,711 --> 00:33:52,945 You're gonna see a house 649 00:33:52,946 --> 00:33:54,914 with an apple tree and some windchimes. 650 00:33:54,915 --> 00:33:57,048 Looks like they're made outta spoons or something. 651 00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:59,883 Turn right, you'll be right back on track. 652 00:33:59,884 --> 00:34:02,052 Apple and windchimes. 653 00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:03,422 Got it. 654 00:34:03,423 --> 00:34:04,723 Thanks a lot. 655 00:34:04,724 --> 00:34:06,023 You're welcome. 656 00:34:26,612 --> 00:34:30,550 No apple tree, no windchime... This is going to take forever! 657 00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:31,819 We checked this block already. 658 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,890 I remember seeing that statue of liberty on the lawn. 659 00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:36,622 We're cutting this awfully close. 660 00:34:39,693 --> 00:34:42,558 It's 9:00. Taco-time. 661 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:44,492 [Engine fires up] 662 00:35:09,822 --> 00:35:11,557 [Knocks] 663 00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:33,542 The gun. 664 00:35:33,543 --> 00:35:34,776 Hello, Sylvia. 665 00:35:35,815 --> 00:35:41,119 Now, I'm just looking at this, thinking, well, the gun is slightly closer to you. 666 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,853 On the other hand, you're in heels. 667 00:35:43,854 --> 00:35:47,260 I wouldn't risk it, if I were you, especially since... well... 668 00:35:47,261 --> 00:35:48,794 Since we're expecting company. 669 00:35:48,795 --> 00:35:50,796 [Sirens wailing] 670 00:35:50,797 --> 00:35:52,598 Stop! 671 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:54,634 Put your hands over your head. 672 00:36:03,112 --> 00:36:05,010 What time is it? 673 00:36:05,011 --> 00:36:07,617 It's 9:02. 674 00:36:07,618 --> 00:36:09,685 [Sirens wailing] 675 00:36:11,787 --> 00:36:13,121 There he is! 676 00:36:13,122 --> 00:36:14,589 Casey! 677 00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:21,163 Sylvia Lococo, you're under arrest for trafficking in illegal substances, 678 00:36:21,164 --> 00:36:24,934 interfering with a federal investigation, obstruction of justice... 679 00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:27,237 And stealing a letter to gramma. 680 00:36:27,238 --> 00:36:29,907 Mail felony. It's very serious. 681 00:36:35,182 --> 00:36:37,616 [Brakes screech] 682 00:36:39,085 --> 00:36:40,786 Casey! 683 00:36:40,787 --> 00:36:43,191 - Gramma? - It's me! 684 00:36:43,192 --> 00:36:44,828 Gramma! 685 00:36:44,829 --> 00:36:48,163 Oh! Oh, I missed you. 686 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:53,637 - Me too. Did you get my letter? - Oh, I most certainly did. 687 00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:59,143 All's well that ends well, hmm? 688 00:36:59,144 --> 00:37:02,246 No, no. You do not get to quote Shakespeare tonight. 689 00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:05,049 Shakespeare never had to thwart a drug cartel. 690 00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,818 Some are born great, 691 00:37:06,819 --> 00:37:10,990 some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon 'em. 692 00:37:10,991 --> 00:37:12,892 You're impossible. 693 00:37:15,928 --> 00:37:18,197 [Spoons tinkling] 694 00:37:25,683 --> 00:37:30,057 Well, I'm their supervisor, and I can completely vouch for them, 695 00:37:30,058 --> 00:37:33,029 and this is our standard mail fraud complaint form. 696 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:36,098 - These are so good. - I told ya! 697 00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:37,734 Secret's in the banana. 698 00:37:37,735 --> 00:37:40,901 Definitely worth a trip to Fort Collins, wouldn't you say? 699 00:37:40,902 --> 00:37:42,870 Well, it will be a short one. 700 00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:46,907 - Where're you all gonna go now? - That's a secret, Norman. 701 00:37:46,908 --> 00:37:49,010 Oh! Right. Shh... 702 00:37:49,011 --> 00:37:51,045 [Sighs] 703 00:37:51,046 --> 00:37:57,020 You took a huge risk just to save a family of strangers. 704 00:37:57,021 --> 00:38:00,692 Well... it was the right thing to do. 705 00:38:00,693 --> 00:38:01,893 Yes. 706 00:38:01,894 --> 00:38:03,663 Yes, it was. 707 00:38:03,664 --> 00:38:05,702 Your grandfather would be proud. 708 00:38:08,105 --> 00:38:10,238 The, uh, dark-of-night award he won? 709 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,006 I was there. 710 00:38:12,007 --> 00:38:13,109 You were? 711 00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:14,111 I was, yes. 712 00:38:14,112 --> 00:38:15,846 It was my first year 713 00:38:15,847 --> 00:38:17,214 in the service. 714 00:38:17,215 --> 00:38:20,019 First-years always work Christmas Eve. 715 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:22,991 Now, your grandfather had lots of seniority 716 00:38:22,992 --> 00:38:25,825 and he could have gone home to his family, 717 00:38:25,826 --> 00:38:29,729 but a shipment marked "extremely fragile" 718 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,966 came through the line. 719 00:38:30,967 --> 00:38:32,169 Believe it or not, 720 00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:35,839 some people think that it's a good idea to ship goose eggs through the mail. 721 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,542 Anyway, just before Chester was about to leave... 722 00:38:40,745 --> 00:38:42,878 Guess what happened? 723 00:38:42,879 --> 00:38:44,680 I don't know. 724 00:38:44,681 --> 00:38:47,448 They began to hatch. 725 00:38:48,615 --> 00:38:50,249 [Both start chuckling] 726 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:53,618 Yes! And your grandfather stayed up all night, 727 00:38:53,619 --> 00:38:57,786 keeping them warm, and making little beds for them. 728 00:38:57,787 --> 00:38:59,990 "No postal worker stands taller 729 00:38:59,991 --> 00:39:01,892 "than when he stoops to deliver 730 00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:04,328 to the least of these." 731 00:39:04,329 --> 00:39:09,268 Chester Stanley O'Toole was a good man. 732 00:39:09,269 --> 00:39:10,702 And a gentleman. 733 00:39:14,277 --> 00:39:16,312 Just like you, honey. 734 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,423 Thank you. 735 00:39:25,991 --> 00:39:28,257 And love. And love, and love. 736 00:39:28,258 --> 00:39:29,626 Norman! 737 00:39:29,627 --> 00:39:32,766 You've already had six peanut butter and banana pancakes. 738 00:39:32,767 --> 00:39:35,649 Besides, that belongs to someone at lendimer manor. 739 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:36,771 Oh, go ahead, Norman. 740 00:39:36,772 --> 00:39:41,044 It was supposed to be a gift from the cast to Donna for directing our show. 741 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,812 Oh! The show... 742 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,648 Well, I can't do it now. What am I going to do? 743 00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:02,235 What good is a field on a fine summer night 744 00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:06,073 When you sit all alone with the weeds? 745 00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:09,406 Or a succulent pear if, with each juicy bite, 746 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,843 You spit out your teeth with the seeds? 747 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:13,846 [Chuckling] 748 00:40:13,847 --> 00:40:17,015 Before it's too late stop trying to wait 749 00:40:17,016 --> 00:40:20,051 For fortune and fame you're secure of 750 00:40:20,052 --> 00:40:21,285 Have you seen Arlene? 751 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:23,385 For there's one thing to be sure of 752 00:40:23,386 --> 00:40:29,192 Mate, there's nothing to be sure of, oh 753 00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:31,826 It's time to start livin' 754 00:40:31,827 --> 00:40:35,231 Time to take a little from this world we're given 755 00:40:35,232 --> 00:40:37,065 Time to take time 756 00:40:37,066 --> 00:40:40,870 'Cause spring will turn to fall 757 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:42,975 In just no time at all 758 00:40:45,144 --> 00:40:49,181 So, did Theresa tell you about your grandfather's award? 759 00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:51,851 As a matter of fact, she did. 760 00:40:51,852 --> 00:40:53,687 And? 761 00:40:54,789 --> 00:41:01,831 A thrilling tale of sacrifice, grit, and... midwifery. 762 00:41:01,832 --> 00:41:04,066 Oh? Midwifery? 763 00:41:04,067 --> 00:41:08,971 Now, I've known the fears of 66 years 764 00:41:08,972 --> 00:41:13,777 I've had troubles and tears by the score 765 00:41:13,778 --> 00:41:18,077 But the only thing I'd trade them for 766 00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:21,246 is 67 more 767 00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:27,185 Oh! It's time to start livin' 768 00:41:27,186 --> 00:41:30,853 Time to take a little from this world we're given 769 00:41:30,854 --> 00:41:36,827 Time to take time 'cause spring will turn to fall 770 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,396 In just no time at all 771 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,202 Oh! It's time to start livin' 772 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:49,508 Time to take a little from this world we're given 773 00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:55,011 Time to take time 'cause spring will turn to fall 774 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:58,214 In just no time at all 775 00:41:58,215 --> 00:42:00,719 [all applauding] 776 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,822 Just no time. At all. 777 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:06,593 [Applauding continues] 778 00:42:06,594 --> 00:42:09,787 Sync and corrections by brayanatsix www.addic7ed.com 779 00:42:09,837 --> 00:42:14,387 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57394

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