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- Which colour lipstick, Shocking Rose
or Sore Nipple Pink? - Whoa!
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What are you up to tonight?
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Mama's got herself a date.
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- Again? You've had four this week.
It's only Wednesday. - I know!
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It's this awesome new dating app.
Keeps matching me up with guys.
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I guess all those lies I put
in my profile are paying off.
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- What kind of lies?
- Oh, you know, little things.
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I speak Italian, I volunteer
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at a donkey sanctuary,
I'm a helicopter pilot.
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What?!
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It's fine. Everyone does it.
Look at this guy I'm meeting.
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His name's Dylan, and his picture is
fucking ridiculously fit.
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But for all I know,
he's some 4ft 2in creep
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with wooden teeth and a chin beard.
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Which reminds me,
have you seen my flick knife?
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- No, why?
- Well, if he does turn out to be a nutjob,
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then I can slash him. I've looked it
up, it's basically legal.
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If you want, you can borrow
a screwdriver.
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What is all this stuff?
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You're not the only one
with a fun plan.
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I'm building myself a shelf.
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Er, why?
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I wanted to try out my new toolkit.
Can you believe that some random guy
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sold me the whole set for 20 quid
and one cup of clean urine?
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OK, I don't think
you should be doing any DIY.
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You've ended up in hospital
trying to put Lego together twice.
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Yeah, but I'm not going to get
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a whole nail gun
stuck up my nose, am I?
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Jesus! Look, please don't hurt
yourself doing anything stupid, OK?
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A-ha! There she is.
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Wish me luck!
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CAR HORN BEEPS
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LOUD CHATTER
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- Fuck me!
- Hannah, right?
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Sorry, it's just you look
even better in real life
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than you did in your photos.
That never happens.
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Thanks! I wish every date
could start like this.
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Oh, I already ordered.
I hope you don't mind.
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We can get another
plate of ribs for you.
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They're amazing, it's like having
a whole pig melt in your mouth.
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No, that's cool.
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I think I'll just have...
the Caesar salad, no dressing.
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- What, that's all you're having?
- I'm kind of on a strict diet for work.
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I'm an underwear model.
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Wow, that's so cool.
I've never met a model before.
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My brother once got tricked
into posing for a Ukip poster,
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but that's about it.
- It's kind of a cool job.
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Does get a bit samey, though.
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Anyway, your job sounds
much more fun. Helicopter pilot!
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What?
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Oh, shit, yeah. Yeah!
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The job that I put on my profile
and definitely do.
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It's like they say, keep your feet
on the ground and soon they'll be...
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not on the ground.
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God, it's so refreshing to spend
time with a civilian for once.
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- "Civilian"?
- Oh, sorry, that's what we call
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people who aren't in the industry.
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But, I mean, you're not a model
AND you're hot.
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That's like hitting the jackpot.
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RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
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This place used to be so great,
now it's always swarming with
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- IDIOTS!
- Oh, well, we can go somewhere else, if you like.
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I know a private members' club
round the corner.
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It's kind of chic
and pretentious, but...
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Perfect! Let's get the waiter back
and then we can cancel your order
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and maybe get another
plate of ribs for the road.
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Yeah, great.
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We make a great team.
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Well, hello, there!
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What's that?
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That's right, madam,
I AM a rugged builder.
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And it's your lucky day,
because I'm here to nail you
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with my nail gun.
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And also with my dick.
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Actually, I'm only going to
use my dick...
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because this nail gun
is really a weapon.
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That's right. I'm also a spy.
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I got a license to kill...
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and drill.
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NAIL GUN BANGS
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Excuse me, fella,
you don't have a lighter, do you?
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No, sorry, dude. To be honest,
should you really be smoking?
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I mean, don't take this the wrong
way, but you look fucking dreadful.
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Nah, you've got a point. Fuck it.
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Well, how about you make yourself
useful and help me back to my room?
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Sure thing. Wait, you don't have
anything contagious, do you?
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- Smallpox? That thing from 28 Days Later?
- No.
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Cool! Sweet medal! Is it real?
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Yeah. I was in the services
for a bit, back in the day.
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That was my prize for getting shot.
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No shit! I literally
just got shot tonight.
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I mean, it was with a nail gun,
and I did it to myself,
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but, still, I get
what you went through.
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And what's this?
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I got given that
in an opium den in Beijing
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after I helped this guy's mistress
give birth.
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Poor bastards were so grateful
they named the baby after me.
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That's a mahjong set I made by hand
while I was a teacher out in Burma.
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And what's the story with THIS?
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That's my catheter.
It helps drain excess urine.
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Oh, right. I'll put that...
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Well, thanks for the hand, fella.
I'm sure you've got to get going.
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Nah. I've got literally
nothing on all night.
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Hey, do you want to play
a game of that mahjong?
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- Do you know how to play?
- Nope.
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Oh, good.
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LAID-BACK DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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This place is literally
crawling with celebrities.
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I've already seen Jessie J
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and three of the pirates
from Captain Phillips.
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Yeah, those guys are always in here.
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Dylan, I don't want to jinx this,
but it might be the perfect date.
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Yeah, I'm having a good time, too.
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You know, usually I'm in here
with other models,
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and they're so busy
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comparing the latest tapeworm diets
they're not enjoying themselves.
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What?! This place is awesome!
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Well, except for the music.
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It's like the soundtrack
to a jazzy murder-suicide.
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Well, I know the DJ.
We can go request a track.
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Yes, please!
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Pascal! My man. This is Hannah.
Is it cool if we make a request?
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Yeah, sure. What do you want?
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Actually, is it all right
if I put on some of my own stuff?
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Sorry.
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MUSIC STOPS
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FEEDBACK
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Wait a moment...
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Oh, don't worry,
I've got my own party playlist.
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OK, now the date's perfect.
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MUSIC: Do They Know It's Christmas?
by Band Aid
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Come on, let's go and get
some free mojitos.
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I don't know about you,
but I'm gagging for a drink.
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Reach under the mattress for me.
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Oh!
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Frank, you sly old dog.
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I get one of the cleaners
to sneak 'em in for me
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in exchange for giving him
English lessons.
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Why don't you just get one of
your family to sneak them in?
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Well, I would, but I'm in the sticky
position of not having any.
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What happened?
Was it like a Batman thing,
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they were murdered
in front of your eyes?
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Nothing like that. I just
never really settled down, you know?
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Right, that's me for the night.
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Cool. Erm, what are
your plans tomorrow?
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I could come and visit again.
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I could sneak you in
some more bottles of booze.
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Really? What's in it for you?
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Are you kidding?
I get to play board games,
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listen to cool stories from the past.
You're like the grandad I never had!
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I mean, I do have a grandad,
but he's kind of boring.
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And he only eats sardines,
so he has terrible breath.
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Right...
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PHONE BUZZES
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'Hey, Hannah!'
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Hi, Dan. You all right?
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Just realised you didn't
come home last night.
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Wanted to make sure you were safe.
Or didn't stab anyone.
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Don't worry.
I had THE best night ever.
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Dylan was literally unbelievable.
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He's a model, and he took us
to this exclusive members' club
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and then I got off
with his AMAZING body.
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Two-and-a-half times.
How was your night?
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Really fun. I shot myself
with that nail gun,
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and then at the hospital I met
this old dude with kidney failure.
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'Genuinely no part of that
sounds fun.'
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But to be honest,
most things are beneath me now.
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I mean, I am part of a power couple.
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'Since when?'
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Since right now.
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From today, it's just going to be
me and my gorgeous model boyfriend
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popping from one swanky shindig
to another.
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Ooh, speaking of which,
I'd better go.
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Morning. Who was that?
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My brother. I was just bragging
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about how much fun
we had last night.
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Oh, cool. Maybe we can have
a bit more fun this morning.
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DOOR OPENS
Uh-oh! Sorry!
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Ignore me. I just wanted
to grab my phone-charger.
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Hi, Amy. This is Hannah.
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Hannah, this is my pal Amy.
She's crashing with me for a while.
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It looks like
you hit the jackpot, Pickle.
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- "Pickle"?
- Listen, I've got to run like crazy.
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- But dinner tonight, yeah?
- Of course. It's...
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- Thai Thursday!
- ..Thai Thursday!
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SO lovely to meet you, Hannah.
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AMY GIGGLES
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She seems nice!
How do you two know each other?
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Oh, me and Amy go way back.
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We did our first photoshoot
together. She's a model, too.
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I can see why. She's pretty hot.
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She's kind of like a sister to me
now. We used to go out, but...
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- Really? For how long?
- Well, not that long.
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Four years. On and off.
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- Mostly on.
- You and her for four years?
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- Yeah.
- Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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That is so cool.
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Dan, can you move all of your tools?
It's like living in a fucking B&Q.
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No time. Off to see Frank.
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Really? You've seen him
every day this week.
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Because he's awesome. Plus, I'm the
only person he has to hang out with.
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Wow, that must be depressing.
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I'm going to take him a few box sets
to take his mind off
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being stuck in hospital.
ER, House and Grey's Anatomy.
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Hey, give him an iPad cover from me.
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Whoa, where did you get all this?
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Dylan gets all this free swag from
his photoshoots and lets me have it.
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Sunglasses.
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Ooh, do you want a head-massager?
I've got, like, six.
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Yes.
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Wow!
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I guess you really are
in a power couple.
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The only problem is
his dumb ex-girlfriend.
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- Why, what's she's done?
- Well, technically nothing,
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but they spend way too much time
together. I mean, look at this.
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Yesterday, he sent me a picture
of them at the seaside.
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They went there for a day trip
just for a laugh.
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I mean, who the fuck does that?
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Whoa, Nelly! She is unbelievable!
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No wonder you're jealous.
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I am not jealous, OK?
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Now, could I have
my phone back, please?
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One sec. I'm just texting
the picture to myself.
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Ohhh!
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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It's open.
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Hey, guys. What's going on?
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Oh, hey, Hannah! We're about to
watch The Legend Of Bagger Vance.
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It's, like, our favourite film.
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Bagger Vance? The one where Will
Smith plays a magical golf caddie?
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We watch it once a week.
It's sort of a dumb tradition.
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We were on this shoot in Helsinki,
staying at this crappy hotel,
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and we got snowed in
for, like, a week.
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For some reason,
it was the only DVD they had.
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We must have watched it together,
like, 30 times.
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Oh, my God, Pickle, do you remember
that mental hotel manager?
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THEY BOTH JABBER
238
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,839
Yeah, yeah. Classic!
239
00:11:35,853 --> 00:11:38,052
Well, hey, how about
I join you guys?
240
00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:40,780
- Yeah, come on!
- Might be fun to watch a film with MY boyfriend.
241
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,911
Yeah, come and sit with us.
242
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,763
Hm...
243
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,266
Hey, you.
244
00:11:58,254 --> 00:12:00,293
Do you think if I asked
really nicely,
245
00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:02,421
they'd let me take
one of these home?
246
00:12:06,765 --> 00:12:08,644
I'm bored. Tell me another story.
247
00:12:08,651 --> 00:12:10,970
Did I tell you about
the summer I spent
248
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,419
working as a dog-groomer in Quebec?
- You did.
249
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:16,268
How about when I saw John Major
drop a doughnut on the street,
250
00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:19,598
look around to check no-one saw
and then carried on eating it?
251
00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:23,730
- Yeah, heard that one, too.
- I guess you've heard 'em all, then.
252
00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:28,025
I tell you, you know
your life's in the shitter when
253
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:31,880
the last exciting thing you remember
doing is giving a stool sample.
254
00:12:31,895 --> 00:12:34,374
I wish I'd met you 80 years ago.
255
00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:38,223
Jesus Christ, Dan, how fucking old
do you think I am?
256
00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:39,957
I'm only 62.
257
00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:42,164
Oh! Sorry. I was just saying,
258
00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,732
I wish I could have gone on
all your cool adventures with you.
259
00:12:44,742 --> 00:12:47,461
You'd be Tintin,
I'd be his little dog.
260
00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:50,191
Do you really want an adventure?
261
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,162
Come with me.
262
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,404
OK, I need you to go and distract
that nurse for a bit.
263
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,776
Distract her? OK.
Like a bomb threat or something?
264
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,869
Just... keep her talking, all right?
Leave the rest to me.
265
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:19,294
- Excuse me? Hello, Nurse.
- Mm?
266
00:13:19,307 --> 00:13:24,466
I'm kind of worried, because
I've got this weird thing where
267
00:13:24,486 --> 00:13:28,285
- I feel constipated...
- Right...
268
00:13:28,299 --> 00:13:33,258
...but also, like,
my eyes feel... loose?
269
00:13:33,277 --> 00:13:37,636
- Mm...
- As if they're starting to shrink and they might...
270
00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:43,093
fall out soon. But also,
the constipation thing, and it's...
271
00:13:44,518 --> 00:13:46,237
God!
272
00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:49,203
I suddenly feel totally fine!
273
00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:51,774
That's so weird!
You must be an amazing nurse.
274
00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:54,864
You guys should be paid more.
I've always said that.
275
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:06,148
Gets me every time.
276
00:14:06,156 --> 00:14:08,395
So beautiful, right?
277
00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:12,883
Oh, yeah, totally. I-I am crying,
it's just my tears are very dry.
278
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:14,980
PHONE BLEEPS
279
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:19,347
Oh, my God! Pickle, it's those
test shots from the Sweden shoot!
280
00:14:19,364 --> 00:14:23,044
I know I said I'd never do nudes,
but what do you think?
281
00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:26,782
- Well, these are stunning.
- You think so?
282
00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:30,510
Well, if you scroll down, there are
some with the nipples covered, too.
283
00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:36,123
It's tough. They've all got, like,
this really great raw sexuality.
284
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:37,864
What do you think?
285
00:14:37,871 --> 00:14:40,431
Covered, or the ones
with the exposed nipples?
286
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:46,844
Oh, so sorry, Amy!
You'd better go change.
287
00:14:46,863 --> 00:14:49,303
It's OK. Erm, I'll just be a second.
288
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,445
- OK, what the fuck is the deal
with you two? - What do you mean?
289
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,337
You're always hanging out together,
she keeps calling you Pickle,
290
00:14:59,348 --> 00:15:01,307
and you both love
this bullshit film.
291
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,635
Whoa, Bagger Vance
is a good film, OK?
292
00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:06,883
And me and Amy are just close.
I told you, she's like my sister.
293
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:10,135
Yeah, your really sexy sister who
you've slept with multiple times.
294
00:15:10,147 --> 00:15:13,986
I promise, we're just good friends.
You've got nothing to worry about.
295
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,880
OK, then you wouldn't mind
her going out with someone else?
296
00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:18,011
Well, no, of course not.
297
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,855
Cool. In that case, how about
I set her up with a guy?
298
00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:22,786
Well, sure. Who are you thinking?
299
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,363
Wait, so what is this?
300
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,769
Liquid morphine. You ever tried it?
301
00:15:29,778 --> 00:15:32,217
No, but my mum used to take it
for her back pain
302
00:15:32,227 --> 00:15:34,986
and whenever she had to come
and see my French-horn recitals.
303
00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:39,796
This is pretty much the only thing
that makes this hospital bearable.
304
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,854
- Say "ah".
- Ahh...
305
00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:44,586
PHONE RINGS
306
00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:48,201
Hey.
307
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,649
Just hanging with Frank.
308
00:15:51,657 --> 00:15:52,777
Tonight?
309
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:57,824
Yeah, definitely! Er, sweet.
I'll be there in a bit.
310
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,679
Holy shit! My sister's just got me
311
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,609
a date with maybe
the hottest girl ever.
312
00:16:02,617 --> 00:16:05,216
I think I'm going to have to bounce.
You all right by yourself?
313
00:16:05,227 --> 00:16:08,146
I'll manage. At least one of us
should be having some fun.
314
00:16:08,157 --> 00:16:10,876
- Yeah.
- Although I'd get a move on if I were you,
315
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,366
cos once this stuff kicks in,
316
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,411
you're not even going to know
what year it is.
317
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,580
Don't worry, I can handle my shit.
318
00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:24,166
My brother should be here soon.
He is a real catch.
319
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:27,934
He's tall, handsome.
He nearly put up a shelf.
320
00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:29,268
KNOCK ON DOOR
321
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:30,312
DOORBELL RINGS
322
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:31,356
KNOCK ON DOOR
323
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:32,800
DOORBELL RINGS
324
00:16:32,806 --> 00:16:34,765
KNOCK ON DOOR
325
00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:37,212
Dan, you're late.
Where the hell have you been?
326
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:38,981
HE GIGGLES
What's up with you?
327
00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:42,229
Me and Frank took
some liquid morphine. Shh!
328
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,970
Er, guys, this is Dan.
Dan, this is Amy and Dylan.
329
00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:52,827
Oh, my God! You could be a porn star!
330
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:55,558
OK... Well, seeing as
this is a double date,
331
00:16:55,569 --> 00:16:58,568
I was thinking maybe a fun way
to break the ice would be to
332
00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:00,298
play some party games.
- Well, yeah.
333
00:17:00,306 --> 00:17:02,705
- We could split off into couples?
- Ooh, I'm with Hannah!
334
00:17:02,714 --> 00:17:06,834
No, no, you're with Amy. And I'll be
with Dylan, my boyfriend.
335
00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:10,615
Let's play some games!
336
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:20,972
- It's a dick.
- No.
337
00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:24,024
- It's a dick.
- No!
338
00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:27,350
- It's a dick!
- No!
339
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,683
That's not how you draw a dick!
340
00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,224
- Film.
- Film.
341
00:17:35,232 --> 00:17:38,631
Six words. First word.
342
00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:42,003
- Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs!
- ..Meatballs. - Yes! Great guess.
343
00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:45,696
- It was a great mime, Pickle.
- Yeah! Great mime, Pickle.
344
00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:49,677
I'm hungry.
345
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:53,643
What's your favourite eat?
What do...? What do you eat?
346
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,857
Oh. Erm, I like lots of...
347
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,386
Oh, shut up!
348
00:18:00,684 --> 00:18:03,483
That is so rude.
349
00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:06,333
Oh, hey, there's this perfume launch
at the club on Friday.
350
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,983
Do you want to be my plus-one?
351
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:12,229
Definitely! We wouldn't be much of
a power couple otherwise, would we?
352
00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:16,326
Speaking of couples, Amy and Dan
really seem to be hitting it off.
353
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:22,918
Let's leave them to it.
354
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,830
PHONE BLEEPS
355
00:18:37,738 --> 00:18:39,337
What are you doing?
356
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,984
Oh, sorry. It's just Amy.
357
00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:46,323
PHONE BLEEPS
358
00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:50,494
Dylan! This isn't
dinner with your parents.
359
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,383
You can't just zone out in
the middle and check your e-mails.
360
00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:56,554
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. My bad.
361
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,419
PHONE BLEEPS
362
00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:04,547
OK.
363
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,402
Just a quick reply.
I'll do it in emojis.
364
00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:13,980
I'm sorry, Dylan, I didn't want
to have to do this,
365
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:15,748
but you've left me with no choice.
366
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,594
- It's me or Amy.
- What?
367
00:19:17,602 --> 00:19:20,602
You have to choose one.
Either I'm in your life or Amy is.
368
00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:23,016
Well, I guess Amy.
369
00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:26,461
What the fuck?! I was, like, 1,000%
sure you were going to choose me.
370
00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:29,673
Yeah, but Amy's, like, one of the
most important things in my life.
371
00:19:29,686 --> 00:19:32,165
Cutting her out would be like
losing a part of my soul.
372
00:19:32,175 --> 00:19:35,734
But... But what about us?
I mean, we're a power couple.
373
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,267
I can't be a power single.
374
00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:39,392
Look, Hannah, maybe you should go.
375
00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:43,400
Seriously? You're breaking up
with me? Can't we talk about this
376
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,254
or at least just finish having sex?
377
00:19:45,262 --> 00:19:47,301
Oh, I don't think
that's a good idea.
378
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:49,388
Perfect, my boyfriend dumps me
379
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,196
and then he doesn't even have
the decency to finish me off.
380
00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,287
Thanks for nothing.
381
00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,586
- Thanks, Doctor.
- OK.
382
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,040
Hi.
383
00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:05,685
Casanova! How was the date?
384
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:07,055
Didn't go, in the end.
385
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:10,060
Just got a really good
night's sleep instead.
386
00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:11,551
So, what did the doc want?
387
00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:13,436
My test results came back.
388
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:15,403
Drum roll!
389
00:20:15,411 --> 00:20:18,851
It's terminal, Dan. There's
nothing else they can do for me.
390
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,827
Oh, shit.
391
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,873
That's how it goes. You live life
for a bit, then you don't.
392
00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:26,804
There must be something they can do!
393
00:20:26,812 --> 00:20:29,491
Can't they put your brain
in a jamjar or a robot?
394
00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:32,542
Bless you. But it's my time to go.
395
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,178
Good night, sweet prince.
396
00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:45,543
What are you doing?
I'm not dying right now.
397
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,919
They said I've maybe got
a couple of months left in me.
398
00:20:47,928 --> 00:20:49,007
Great!
399
00:20:49,012 --> 00:20:54,131
Well, not great, but, y'know...
So, what do you want to do today?
400
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:56,910
I was thinking we could sneak into
one of the operating rooms,
401
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:58,480
watch a couple of skin grafts.
402
00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:02,486
I don't think I'm really in the mood
for anything like that, Dan.
403
00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:04,820
Maybe you should just head off.
404
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,110
Yeah.
405
00:21:07,078 --> 00:21:08,678
Sure.
406
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:16,740
Dan? I've lost my flick knife again.
Can I borrow a screwdriver?
407
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,672
- Got another date?
- Yeah. Dylan is history.
408
00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:22,522
I'm Katie Holmes post Tom Cruise.
I'm getting back out there
409
00:21:22,534 --> 00:21:25,053
and showing the world how fine I am,
and I'm taking the kid
410
00:21:25,063 --> 00:21:27,662
and a bunch of weird
Scientology secrets with me.
411
00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:30,431
Is there any chance you're ever
going to clear this up?
412
00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:32,281
What's the point in cleaning up?
413
00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:34,248
It doesn't matter
what we do with our lives,
414
00:21:34,256 --> 00:21:36,135
we're all going to die, anyway.
415
00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:38,022
Jesus, Camus, what's the matter?
416
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:42,309
Frank got some test results back.
Turns out he's terminal.
417
00:21:42,325 --> 00:21:43,884
Sucks!
418
00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:45,370
He was like a grandad to me.
419
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:47,335
You realise we do have a grandad?
420
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:51,342
I just wish there was something
I could do for Frank, you know,
421
00:21:51,358 --> 00:21:54,557
show him my appreciation
for all the cool stories
422
00:21:54,569 --> 00:21:58,968
and life advice
and that wicked morphine high.
423
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,704
Well, don't bring him back here.
424
00:22:00,712 --> 00:22:02,831
I'm trying to move on from Dylan
and get lucky.
425
00:22:02,839 --> 00:22:04,158
The last thing I need
426
00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:07,124
is a dying old man in my living room
cock-blocking me.
427
00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:20,015
Psst, Frank!
428
00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,580
Jesus!
429
00:22:21,587 --> 00:22:23,626
Dan? What are you wearing?
430
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,353
It's a disguise.
I'm busting you out of here.
431
00:22:26,364 --> 00:22:29,203
You might be terminal,
but they can't cage a puma.
432
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,094
It's time for one more adventure.
433
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,300
Dan, this is a hospital.
You don't have to break me out.
434
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,432
I'm allowed to leave
whenever I want.
435
00:22:36,441 --> 00:22:39,640
Oh. Well, get dressed and let's go.
436
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,051
- Where are we going?
- It's a surprise.
437
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,100
Also, I know it's not
strictly necessary,
438
00:22:44,108 --> 00:22:47,908
but do you want to put on this wig
anyway, just for a laugh?
439
00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:57,589
So...!
440
00:22:57,597 --> 00:23:00,876
I like this place.
They do really good ice.
441
00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:02,288
What do you mean?
442
00:23:02,294 --> 00:23:05,333
The ice here is great.
It's very cold.
443
00:23:05,345 --> 00:23:08,424
Usually, I don't like cold ice,
cos I have a sensitive trachea...
444
00:23:08,436 --> 00:23:10,795
Oh, fucking hell. Look, Sam...
445
00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:12,084
It's actually Sandy.
446
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:15,009
Whatever. I'm sorry,
I've made a huge mistake.
447
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,899
I had the perfect man,
and then I just threw it all away
448
00:23:17,911 --> 00:23:21,590
worrying about his stupid
ex-girlfriend. I'm such an idiot!
449
00:23:21,604 --> 00:23:24,403
- We all get jealous sometimes.
- What? No!
450
00:23:24,414 --> 00:23:27,173
The problem is
I went too hard, too fast.
451
00:23:27,184 --> 00:23:30,183
I should've bided my time and
sabotaged their relationship slowly
452
00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:32,634
via a series
of psychological traps.
453
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:34,603
24 hours ago,
I was in a power couple,
454
00:23:34,611 --> 00:23:37,290
and now I'm stuck here
with fucking...
455
00:23:37,301 --> 00:23:38,580
you.
456
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,784
Oh, dear!
457
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:42,710
I've got to get Dylan back.
Sorry, Paul.
458
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:54,189
So, what do you think?
459
00:23:54,202 --> 00:23:55,761
Why have you brought me here?!
460
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,086
Cos I wanted us to have
another adventure together!
461
00:23:58,096 --> 00:24:00,175
At a bloody fairground?
462
00:24:00,183 --> 00:24:03,462
Well, I thought about taking you
to this private lodge in Zimbabwe
463
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,834
where you can pay to shoot
an elephant in the head,
464
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,683
but it was really expensive.
465
00:24:07,691 --> 00:24:09,970
Also, the videos
were pretty horrific.
466
00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:12,018
Look, let's just head back, yeah?
467
00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:16,185
OK, look, I know it's not perfect,
but I had to do something.
468
00:24:16,201 --> 00:24:19,120
I just hate the thought of you
lying in hospital doing a crossword
469
00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:20,931
and being forced-fed
mashed-up pancakes
470
00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:23,737
while just waiting
to, you know, die for ever.
471
00:24:23,749 --> 00:24:27,269
Christ! You're taking this
worse than I am.
472
00:24:28,566 --> 00:24:31,045
All right, I'll stay.
473
00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:34,894
As long as you promise not to bring
up the fact I'm dying any more.
474
00:24:34,909 --> 00:24:36,428
Deal.
475
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,433
What's your favourite-colour
candyfloss?
476
00:24:38,442 --> 00:24:40,881
Ooh, wait, don't tell me,
I want it to be surprise.
477
00:24:40,891 --> 00:24:42,890
Dylan!
478
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,577
Dylan?
479
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:47,463
Oh, thank God I found you!
This place is mad.
480
00:24:47,474 --> 00:24:50,313
I just saw Bruno Mars
and David Suchet sharing a daiquiri.
481
00:24:50,325 --> 00:24:52,084
What are you doing here?
482
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:55,050
I made a huge mistake
and I want us to get back together.
483
00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,621
I was being stupid.
484
00:24:56,627 --> 00:24:59,346
I don't care that you and Amy
are close or that you sometimes
485
00:24:59,357 --> 00:25:02,676
share a toothbrush. It's like
you said, she's part of your soul.
486
00:25:02,689 --> 00:25:06,088
And that's cool. She can be your
soul, and I can be your girlfriend.
487
00:25:06,102 --> 00:25:07,821
Is that true, Pickle?
488
00:25:07,828 --> 00:25:09,667
Oh, surprise, surprise, it's Amy.
489
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,434
Look, I'm trying to talk to
my soon-to-be-boyfriend-again.
490
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:15,084
Did you really say
that I was part of your soul?
491
00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:19,173
Yeah. You're, like, the most
important person to me.
492
00:25:19,189 --> 00:25:22,428
- Really?
- Guys, what are you doing? - Well, yeah!
493
00:25:22,441 --> 00:25:25,240
Everyone I've been with
since we split has been meaningless.
494
00:25:25,251 --> 00:25:28,050
You have no idea how many civilians
I've had to slum it with.
495
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:29,540
It's been so awful.
496
00:25:29,546 --> 00:25:31,425
I'm standing right here.
What the fuck?!
497
00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,752
I love you, Pickle.
498
00:25:33,762 --> 00:25:36,361
No. Stop that. Stop that.
499
00:25:36,371 --> 00:25:38,491
Why are you clapping? Stop it!
500
00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:44,109
Dylan, I thought we were
supposed to be a power couple!
501
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,702
Thanks for getting me this.
I'm going to call him Frank Junior.
502
00:25:53,714 --> 00:25:55,913
It's the least I could do
for you, getting me
503
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:59,241
out of that hospital for a bit.
- So you're having a good time?
504
00:25:59,254 --> 00:26:02,853
I mean, I'm shattered, and I'm
pretty sure that hot dog I had
505
00:26:02,867 --> 00:26:06,306
has given me heartburn,
but, yeah, tonight's been fun.
506
00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:09,278
I told you you'd enjoy yourself.
Who doesn't enjoy a fairground?
507
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,129
You'd have to be dead.
508
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,497
- Sorry.
- That's all right.
509
00:26:14,589 --> 00:26:17,748
And I don't want to get too soft
about it, but I've got to say,
510
00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:20,321
it has been nice
having someone to talk to.
511
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:24,093
I'm glad you shot yourself
in the leg, Dan.
512
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:27,383
Me too. And I know you've only got
a couple of months left,
513
00:26:27,396 --> 00:26:28,955
but we're going to make them count.
514
00:26:28,961 --> 00:26:33,600
I'm thinking karaoke, Turkish baths
and maybe a road trip to Stonehenge.
515
00:26:33,618 --> 00:26:35,018
What do you reckon, Frank?
516
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,588
Frank?
517
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,236
Frank, are you OK?
518
00:26:42,329 --> 00:26:44,288
Oh, my God!
519
00:26:44,297 --> 00:26:46,577
Excuse me? Stop the ride!
520
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,590
My friend's dead!
521
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:51,919
Stop the ride!
522
00:26:53,329 --> 00:26:56,448
Excuse me, my friend's dead!
523
00:26:56,461 --> 00:26:58,021
Help! Help!
524
00:27:08,785 --> 00:27:10,744
Hey, sis. How was your date?
525
00:27:10,752 --> 00:27:12,031
Oh, terrible.
526
00:27:12,037 --> 00:27:15,276
I ended up trying to win Dylan back,
but he chose Amy instead.
527
00:27:15,289 --> 00:27:18,408
- His loss.
- Not really, Amy was super-hot.
528
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,979
I thought you were going to
set me up with her at some point.
529
00:27:20,989 --> 00:27:22,588
The one that got away!
530
00:27:22,595 --> 00:27:25,834
I did set you up with her.
The double date?
531
00:27:25,847 --> 00:27:28,566
It was literally right here.
532
00:27:28,577 --> 00:27:32,016
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
533
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:34,028
Where did you get that toy?
534
00:27:34,036 --> 00:27:36,915
Frank won it for me
just before he died.
535
00:27:36,927 --> 00:27:39,326
Wait, he's dead? Are you all right?
536
00:27:39,336 --> 00:27:41,775
Yeah. It's like Frank said.
It was just time to go.
537
00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:44,143
Plus, because he died
in the fairground they gave me
538
00:27:44,153 --> 00:27:46,632
two complimentary lifetime passes.
539
00:27:46,642 --> 00:27:48,121
Want to go this weekend?
540
00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:50,686
Well, I don't have any more dates
lined up, so, yeah, why not?
541
00:27:50,697 --> 00:27:53,096
- Finished with the app, then?
- Oh, definitely.
542
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,864
This whole Dylan thing just proves
543
00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:57,591
that it is full of sad acts
and weirdos.
544
00:27:57,602 --> 00:27:59,241
Trust me, I could do a lot better.
545
00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:02,687
Hey. Last night was fun.
546
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,340
Shut the fuck up, Sandy.
547
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,540
Bwark!
548
00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:43,140
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