All language subtitles for Siblings s01e03 Intern School.eng

Check it out!

It says in the newsletter
they've refurbished the tech lab.

I'll head down there,
play with the circular saw. Dan!

This is a really big day for me, OK?

I don't want you messing it up by
"playing" with heavy machinery.

All right. I don't get why
you're so stressed, sis.

I mean, you're giving a careers talk
to a bunch of sixth formers,

not the King of Space.

They're not just sixth formers,
they're the future,

and I have a chance to change
their lives forever. To be honest,

I can't believe it's taken them
this long to invite me back,

I was Vice-Deputy Head Girl.

That's something you made up
when you didn't get Head Girl.

It was a really close election and
there should have been a recount and

I'm pretty sure it was rigged anyway
and shut up! Why are you even here?

It's my old school too. I miss it.

Life was so much simpler then,
you know?

No stressing about your job... You
don't have a job...paying rent...

You definitely don't pay rent.
..when you got an erection

in public, you blamed it on
your hormones. You still do that.

The point is, those were
the best years of my life.

Well, except when Jamie Flack beat
me up in front of the entire school.

Just because I was different.
God, what a dick.

Yeah, but look at me now,
I'm about to spend the afternoon

drilling holes in my shoes.

BELL RINGS
See you later.

CAR HORN TOOTS,
CHILDREN CHATTER

BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

Hi, Hannah, I'm Dr Barker,
Head of Careers.

We spoke on the phone.
Yeah, hi, nice to see you again.

Thanks for coming in
at such short notice.

No, fine, thanks for having me.
I can't wait to chat careers.

Besides, I'll take any excuse to get
out of that fucking office.

Honestly, once I took the day off
because I saw one pigeon trying to make another one have sex

and it really bummed me out.
Well, as I say, we did have

a number of late drop-outs, so...
Hannah to the rescue. As usual.

I did used to be
Vice-Deputy Head Girl.

I don't remember that being a thing?

No, it was a thing. Definitely.

OK, well, I just need you to fill
out this form before the talk.

You work for an insurance company,
yes? That's right, yeah.

I'm the Executive Team Assistant.

I'll just put down P.A.

What? No, I'm not a P.A?!

Can you just make sure you
put down the word "executive". OK.

Thank you.

Also, quick question,
maybe I'm misremembering,

but didn't your name used to be
Dr Barker-Roxborough?

Mmm, yes, well, my husband and I
recently separated.

Ah! I'm just Dr Barker now.

Shit, sorry. Still, at least your
name's a bit less clunky, right?

Yes, that's a real silver lining.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Oops, sorry, just looking for some
graffiti I did a few years ago.

I want to see if it survived.

Shit!

The graffiti's still here
but they've changed it.

See, "Dan is a legend" and then
someone's added "for sucking cock".

Don't worry, I've got it sorted.

"Dan is a legend
for not sucking cock."

Checkmate.

What are you guys up to?

We're playing The Oracle's Journey

It's a fantasy adventure quest.

Looks complicated.
No, it's very simple.

Each player gets a character,
they use it to collect relics

and minerals until they're strong
enough to challenge

the Emperor of Zathgar and his army
of dragon spawn. Makes sense.

So, what are your characters?

I'm a Dwarf Soldier,
Jacob is a Wizard Troll,

and Ashok is a Cyclops Prince.

Sweet.

Do you want to play?
You can be the Succubus.

What's a Succubus?

It's a female demon that has sex
with men in their sleep

and then kills them.

I mean, how do you say no to that?!

That's why, in logistics, we say the
best way to get products from A to Z

is through U. Thank you.

Thank you, Andrew.

Up next, we have a former pupil,
Miss Hannah French.

Thank you, Dr Barker.
Thank you, Andrew.

Now, we've all heard a lot today
from stuffy old men in grey suits.

SOME LAUGHTER

So I think it's time
to mix it up a bit.

Look under your chairs.

That's a picture of me, aged six.

Now, who'd have thought that that
little girl would grow up to be

an Executive Team Assistant
at a multinational insurance firm?

Not me. Back then,
I wanted to be a firefighter.

Until I realised the pay's terrible
and the physical stuff would

probably make my body look
quite mannish.

Anyway, does everyone know what
an Executive Team Assistant is?

It's basically like being a P.A.?

No, it's nothing like that.
Why do people keep...?

Why is your head's
so small in this picture?

LAUGHTER
Well, I was six.

Yeah, but even for a six-year-old,
it's pretty tiny.

It looks like a golf ball.

LAUGHTER
Excuse me...

No, that's OK, Dr Barker,
I can handle this.

Why don't you go fuck yourself,
you jumped up little...? Hannah!

He started it.

GASPS AND LAUGHTER
Who threw that?

Whoever throw that is
going to get expelled.

Hannah, you don't have
the authority to say that.

Wow, you have really checked out
since that divorce.

We would never have gotten away
with that in my day... Stop!

Oh, my God.

LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

Come on, Ashok,
you need an eight or higher,

otherwise you're going to have
to trade me all of your timber.

Nine! Ashok, you lucky little shit!
It's a good game, right?

Much better than playing football
or talking to people. It's brilliant!

You guys must play this every day?

Pretty much. Except on Thursday's
when Jacob has his flute lesson.

Why are you learning
to play the flute?

Isn't that just for girls
and Native Americans?

I wanted to learn the drums,

but my mum said woodwind instruments
look much better on a UCAS form.

They don't care about that stuff.
Well, my mum said...

I was at uni for seven months

and I didn't see a single person
playing the flute.

There was one guy who walked around
crashing tiny cymbals together,

but I think he took a bunch of MDMA
in freshers' week

and he sort of fried his brain.

Seriously, you guys should just do
what you love while you're young.

Cos, once you're an adult like me,
there is no time for fun and games.

Right, I think it's my turn
to be the Sorcerer.

Hi, Hannah? My name's Ellie.
I just wanted to apologise

for the others, they shouldn't have
thrown all that stuff at you.

They're seriously so immature. But
it's so cool that you came back.

I heard you were Vice-Deputy
Head Girl, or something?

That's right, I was!

So you enjoyed the talk?
What was the most inspiring bit?

Well, I thought your job
sounded really cool!

I'd love to do something like you
one day. Really? Totally!

But it sucks. I got stuck doing
work experience at my uncle's

carpet cleaning business,
Chemical Floorfare.

Well, I could probably get you

work experience at my place,
if you want? Do you think you could?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I pull
a lot of weight in the office.

I managed to get my own parking space
just by pretending to have gout.

I'd really love that. Thank you
so much! You're so awesome!

Yeah, I guess I am pretty awesome.

And there's plenty more iron ore
where that came from. Oh, no!

What about my gem of sorcery?

CHATTER

Oh, what about timber?!

Oh, hey, Hannah.
There you are.

This is Ken, Jacob, Ashok.
Guys, this is my sister.

We should get going, Dan.

Five more minutes, please?

Ken's about to go through
the Tunnel of Kyros.

I have no idea
what you're talking about,

but I'm starting the car in two
minutes with or without you. Fine!

Sorry, guys, but my sister's
being a real BEEP!

LAUGHTER

We could finish this tomorrow if
you wanted? I've got a meeting with

my parole officer in the morning,
but we could meet up after that?

Yeah, OK. Sweet.

Can we go to McDonalds on the way
back? No. Please? No. Please?

No, you can do that all day. Please,
please, please? OK, fine! Yes!

But you are not getting a Coke,
you're way too hyper already.

Hi, Hannah, here are
the timetables you asked for.

Oh, wow, that normally
takes me all day.

And thanks again
for sorting this out.

It's a million times better
than my uncle's place.

Well, I'm glad
you're enjoying yourself.

If you're not busy, I was wondering

if you could show me how the
Policy Migration software works?

Ah, I was literally

just about to go and have a nap
in the disabled toilet upstairs.

Maybe tomorrow? Oh, OK. Don't worry,
you're not missing anything.

That thing is a fucking snoozefest.

Unbelievable! What's wrong?

We're out of biscuits.

Probably Chloe again. It's like,
you know you have diabetes,

why don't you just buy
your own Jaffa Cakes,

instead of stealing all of ours?
Some people are so selfish!

I could go out and get you some?
Really? You'd do that?

Mm-hm, I've finished
all my work, so I'm free.

Yeah, that'd be great! Thanks!
Oh, actually, if you are popping out,

could you pick up
some extra stuff for me?

Uh, yeah, sure. What would you like?
Not much, just a couple of things.

Bacon, toothpaste...
The usual. You might have to go

to the bakery round the corner
to pick up the bagels. OK.

Oh, don't worry, it won't take long.
Like five, ten minutes. 15, maybe.

An hour, tops.

Oh, thanks, protege.

CAR TYRES SCREECH
ON VIDEO GAME

ALL: Oh!

This is so much better
than playing online,

and not just because you guys
don't keep calling me a bitch.

Today at school,
Nathan challenged Max

to a Ham Contest.
What's a Ham Contest?

When two people get
a packet of ham each

and whoever eats the most
in one minute wins.

Ah, I cannot believe I missed that.

Dan, I talked to my mum and she said,
as long as I take GCSE Latin,

she'll let me stop
taking flute lessons.

So I'm going to learn
to play the drums.

Jacob, that's brilliant! We should
start a band. We can practise here.

All right, sis?

Hey, how do you feel about
going halfsies on a drum kit?

Take those through into the kitchen.
I'll be with you in a second.

Dan, can I have a word?

Don't you go pressing unpause now,
Ashok, you little rascal.

What's up?

What are those kids doing here?
And why does this place stink?

Oh, they had P.E. today and they're
too shy to use the showers.

It smells like someone's farted
through a glass of hot milk.

Come on, Hannah, boys will be boys.

Yes, they're boys. Young boys.

Why are you always hanging out
with them? Because they're fun.

Plus, they're super mature
for their age.

Ken's already got 11 chest hairs.
Why do you know that?!

If it's weird, then how come
you're hanging out with that girl?

I'm not "hanging out" with her,
she's doing work experience with me.

I'm giving her invaluable
exposure to office life.

Hannah, where do you want
the triple fudge doughnuts?

On the counter's fine, thank you.

OK, fine, I'll be honest,
it's a sweet deal.

She basically does
everything I ask her to.

It's like having one of those helper
monkeys that quadriplegics get.

What's in it for her?

Me!

I've taken her under my wing.
I'm mummy bird, you know.

Chewing up little bits of wisdom and
sticking them back down her throat.

When she's finished in there, do you
reckon she could clean my room?

If you want someone
to clean your room,

you should get a job,
find a work experience kid

and get them to do it for you,
like a normal person.

Here you go, Hannah.
One coffee, half black, half white.

Perfect. Listen, do you mind
working a little bit late tonight?

Do you need help uploading
the liability reports? Oh, no, no.

I had a dresser delivered to my flat
and I need help putting it together.

My brother and those kids broke the
last one trying to re-enact Jumanji.

Yeah, sure, I can help with that.
Great.

And, for lunch today,
could I have a pork burrito,

instead of a chicken burrito,
you know, mix it up a bit.

Um, actually, I don't think
I can get your lunch today.

Kevin's got a meeting at one and
he asked me to run the PowerPoint.

No, sure, I guess that is more
important than me having lunch.

My mum made a tuna salad,
you could have that?

No, it's fine, I'll get my own lunch.

But, you know, you don't have to do
things just because Kevin says so.

I know, but the meeting does
sound really interesting.

Sure. I just, I don't want people
taking advantage of you.

Thanks, Hannah. It's OK.
I'll see you after the meeting.

Also, um...
I dropped my pen down the loo,

so if you could fish that out
when you get the chance.

DOORBELL RINGS

The boys!

I hope you are ready
for a mega Playstation sesh.

I've got three bottles of Fanta,

dinosaur chicken nuggets
in the oven.

Wait, what happened to you guys?
Tom Flack beat us up.

We were just on our way home, talking
about our favourite Blackadder jokes,

when he came up to us
and called us losers.

He ripped our bags off us
and stole all our stuff.

Even the Oracle's Journey cards.

Did he take
the Magpie Expansion Pack?

Why did no-one stop him?

Tom Flack is like the worst kid
in Year 10. Last year,

he got sent home for shaving
the word "bollocks" in his own hair.

Wait, what's this kid's name?
Tom Flack.

HE SCOFFS

No wonder he's a dick, his older
brother did exactly the same thing

to me when I was at school.
Really? Yeah.

Beat me up in front of everyone
just because I was different.

I guess it's like my mum says,

we should rise above it
and be the better person.

No, I'm sorry, Jacob, but your mum
is full of crap, OK? We can't just

let him get away with it,
not like his brother did. Come on.

Ellie, there you are! I thought you'd
been kidnapped, or something.

I don't know where
you found this girl,

but she is a PowerPoint whizz kid.
Those slide transitions...

That's great, Kevin, but you've
had your turn. Hand her over.

We should get going, that dressing
table won't un-flat-pack itself.

Well, I was just thinking maybe
I could stay here instead.

Why, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong,
but the meeting went really well,

so Kevin's taking us out
for Pad Thai to celebrate. Er...

But you said you were going
to help? Yeah, but Kevin...

Forget about Kevin, Kevin's an idiot.
Kevin's got fucking ringworm.

I bet he didn't have that
in the presentation.

Come on, I was the one
that got you work experience.

But helping you build a dressing
table isn't really work, is it?

So you're just going to flake on me?
I taught you everything you know.

But you haven't taught me anything!
What?

I've been here a week and all
I've done is get you lunch,

and defrost the fridge,
and fill out your tax return!

And I don't want to do
those things any more.

Well, then, I guess I'll just go home

and build my furniture alone,
like some pathetic carpenter

whose apprentice has deserted her
for a cheap bowl of noodles.

Oh, and I had your mum's tuna salad
and it was incredibly bland.

That's him. Do as I do -
stay cool and we'll be fine.

Hey! Which one of you is Tom Flack?

I'm Tom Flack.

Oh, my God, I thought you were
someone's dad. You're huge.

Yeah, well, I drink a lot of milk
and I've got a thyroid problem.

But it's none
of your fucking business.

Maybe not. But you took some stuff
from my pals and I want it back.

What, you mean those goblin cards?
Nah, mate. I threw those things away.

Well, you're going to have
to replace them. Otherwise...

"Otherwise" what?

Otherwise, I...will...kill you.

I mean, obviously not. Please
don't tell anyone I said that.

But I will do something.

I'm 15. If you touch me,
that's child abuse.

Fine. Maybe I can't touch you,
but I know three guys who can.

Dan, what are you saying?

It's all right, Jacob, I've got
this. I've seen your type before.

Think you're a big man just because
you've got facial hair and you can

only buy shoes that fit over the
internet, but you're just a coward.

Mate, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about a rematch.
You versus them.

But, Dan, why would we...?
I said I've got this.

If they win,
you have to replace the cards.

If you win then I will...
wear a dress.

Why the fuck would
I want you to wear a dress?

I don't know, you pick something.

If you want me to fight them,
I'll fight them.

I don't give a shit. It'll be like
crushing three little nerdy ants.

Ha-ha-ha(!)

Oh, I cannot wait for them
to teach you a lesson.

Tomorrow. After school.

Oh, and, er...

bring a coffin, yeah?
You're going to need it.

Guys, we all storm out together,
otherwise it's just not the same.

Oh, great, Dan.
Can you help me with this?

No can do, sis. Just came to pick-up
some trainers and my Rocky II DVD.

Why, where are you going?

Supposed to be meeting the guys
in 20 mins. We're in training.

Are you still hanging out
with those kids?

This afternoon,
they got jumped by Tom Flack.

You know, Jamie Flack's little
brother. Who's Jamie Flack?

The guy who beat me up just because
I was different, remember?!

It turns out his little brother
is just as bad.

What, so you're going
to fight him? No!

I'm not, the kids are.

What are you up to?

I've just spent the last three hours
assembling this dresser.

I'm really sorry about the
other one, I genuinely thought

it'd take the boys' weight.
Yeah, well, I would've been done

a lot quicker if it wasn't
for Ellie the Judas.

She's so ungrateful! If it wasn't
for me, she would have spent

two weeks watching her uncle
scrub dog poo out of carpets.

But, if she doesn't need me,
then I don't need her.

Mummy Bird is going to be just fine.

Oh! Ow!

Ah! Oh, God!

Who's Mummy Bird?

Hannah, what happened to you?

Well, Brutus, thanks to you
bailing on me last night,

I had to build the dresser by myself
and it collapsed on me.

Oh, my God. Yep, I had
to spend five hours in A & E

and I still don't have a dressing
table and it's all your fault.

It's not my fault you haven't
got anyone to help you.

Or that you bought
really shitty furniture.

Well, I'm cutting the cord,
you are done being my protege.

Fine. I didn't want to be
your protege anyway.

No offence but your life's
kind of...depressing. Depressing?

Face it, you're eight years older
than me and still basically a P.A.

You've a terrible diet, most of the
stuff on your shopping list was

just alcohol, ready meals and four
different types of cream cheese.

And I know your brother's got
learning difficulties, but... What?

Dan doesn't have learning
difficulties... Really?

Then, why does he hang around
with those kids so much?

I honestly don't know. The point is
you're on your own from now on.

I hope you know how to swim, sister,

because these waters are going
to get seriously choppy.

Hannah, could I borrow Ellie
for a second? Er, Ellie who?

Um...this Ellie.
I wanted to talk to the boss

about bringing her back for
a placement over the summer. What?!

It was a really good PowerPoint.

Oh, listen, Hannah, could you
go put on some coffee for us?

Can I get mine black? No sugar.

I've created a monster.
And, just like Dr Frankenstein,

I must now destroy the very thing
I brought into this world.

It is not going to be...
Sorry, are you talking to me?

Er, I'm trying to have a dramatic
moment to myself! Can you piss off?

Hannah, what are you doing here?

It's about Ellie. I just think
we should cut her placement short.

Get her out of there, ASAP.
Is there a problem?

I've tried to make it work,
but I just think the two of us

need to go our separate ways,
you know, like you and your husband.

Hannah, I'm in the middle
of something here.

Is there a specific reason you feel

that Ellie should be pulled off
the placement early?

Well... I don't know how
to say this...

but Ellie...abused me.

Abused you?
Yep. Physically.

This was all her handiwork.

What exactly happened, Hannah?
She pushed me...down some stairs.

What? Yep, I really didn't want to
bring this up but you pushed me.

No pun intended. Ha-ha!
Why would she do that?

That doesn't sound
like Ellie at all.

That's what I thought,
but that girl has got a dark side.

I asked her to stay late,
just to do some paperwork,

and something just flipped.

She threw coffee in my face
and she shoved me down the stairs.

Oh, my God. Yeah, and that's
just the tip of the iceberg.

This stuff's been going on all week.
It's been hell.

Hannah, um, these are some
very serious allegations.

Are you sure about this?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

That's it, boys, pick it up.

OK, let's move on to some sit-ups.

Won't all this training just make us
really tired for the actual fight?

Yeah, maybe. Do you think we
should even go through with it?

I mean, Tom Flack's going to kill
us. And we're missing English.

Maybe it's just like my mum says,
you should ignore bullies, focus on

our work and then enjoy being more
successful than them as adults.

Jacob, I'm not trying to be mean,
but your mum's a fucking idiot.

She's wrong about the flute
and she's wrong about this.

Guys, you can't let the bullies win,

or they'll have power over you
for the rest of your lives.

Listen...

When Tom Flack's brother beat me up,

just because I was different,
I did nothing

and it is the biggest regret
of my life,

except for when I sold my passport
to those Ukrainian guys

who said they were recruiting
submarine drivers. What?

The point is, Tom Flack might be
ten times the size of you,

but all of you guys are a thousand
times the person he will ever be.

I got you all something.

Ken, the Dwarf Soldier.

Jacob...

..the Wizard Troll.

And sweet Ashok...

..the Cyclops Prince.

Now, let's get out there
and teach Tom Flack

and his freakily underactive thyroid
a lesson.

What did you want to see me about?
Hello, Ellie.

Please, take a seat, Ellie.

What's going on? Is this because
I didn't get you that burrito?

Ellie, it's about your placement
with Hannah.

She's claiming that, over
the past week you have been -

and there's no easy way of saying
this - systematically abusing her.

Verbally and Physically. What?!

Oh! Careful, Dr Barker, I've seen
that look in her eyes before.

She's getting ready to hulk out.
Hannah, I'll deal with this.

Now, Ellie, I'm sure you're aware
this is a very serious situation.

I don't understand!
What am I meant to have done?

Well, according to
Hannah's statement, you...

put out a cigarette out on her leg,
you threw pound coins at her face

for an hour, you gave her
the nickname Wide-Arse.

And that's just the first day.
Oh, my God, none of that's true!

I told you she'd deny it. The lies
hurt nearly as much as the blows.

I'm not lying, she's lying!
She's just making all of this up,

because I said her life
was depressing.

Can I say something, Dr Barker?

It took a lot of bravery for me
to report all of this.

I tried telling one of my co-workers

and she threatened
to rip off my eyelids.

What?! I just wanted to help
a young woman reach her potential

and this is how she repays me.
I feel like a fool.

OK, I think we need
to bring in Mr Greenwood.

He's the head of our Anti-Bullying
Scheme. Just give me a moment.

Phew, I think she's buying it.

Why are you doing this, Hannah?

Hey, I wish it hadn't
come to this, either.

You could've been my apprentice!
I could have taught you

how to fake cry - the trick is
to think of something really sad.

You can't do this, Hannah!
I could get in so much trouble!

Oh, come on. You'll just get
a slap on the wrist.

Maybe a criminal record.
Please don't do this, Hannah.

Fine, I'll drop all of the charges

if you promise to turn down
the summer placement at my office.

And get me a burrito once a week.

OK, fine.

OK, Mr Greenwood
will be down in a second.

You know what, Dr B, er...

I reckon we should just let bygones
be bygones. I think Ellie would agree

that she's learnt her final lesson
from Mummy Bird.

Who's Mummy Bird?

I want a good, clean fight, yeah?

No spitting, no scratching
and no low blows.

And just so we're clear
what's at stake here.

If my boys win,
you replace their stuff.

If you win, I will wear a dress.
I don't want you to wear a dress!

Look, are we going to fight or what?
All right, let's get on with it.

Good luck. Remember what I taught
you about making a strong fist.

You didn't teach us anything
about making a strong fist!

Oh, shit, there's no time now.
You'll be fine...Good luck, boys!

PUPILS CHANT: Fight! Fight!

HE GRUNTS

What are you doing? It's still
two against one! Come on!

Stop it! I said stop!

All of you, get out of here!
Go! Go on.

Dan? Jamie Flack? Oh, my God,
what are you doing here?

I work here, I'm a teacher.
What are you doing here?

I organised the fight.

Look, Ken, Jacob, Ashok, I want you
to go and wait in my classroom.

This isn't like you,
I'm very disappointed.

Well done.

And you, what the fuck did mum tell
you about getting into fights?

JAMIE PROTESTS
When we get home, you are dead!

Dan, what the hell is going on here?

Your brother
pushed those kids around

and I wasn't going to let him get
away with it, like you did. What?

Your ugly little brother is a
vicious thug, just like you were.

What are you talking about?
Oh, don't do the innocent act.

You beat me up in Year 10,
just because I was different.

No, I beat you up in Year 10,

because you cut the end
of my finger off in DT!

And because I was different.
No, because of the finger.

And also just because I was... No.

Hannah!

Oh, hey. How was the fight?

Cancelled after the first punch.

Really? Yeah, they called
the kids' parents.

I'm not allowed to hang out
with them any more.

Good. I don't know why
that's taken so long.

Yeah, it's a shame.
But great news!

Turns out Jamie Flack didn't
beat me up, cos I was different.

It was just because I cut off
one of his fingers in DT.

High four. That's not great news.

You permanently damaged
someone's life. That's terrible!

What are you doing here anyway?
Oh, I managed to get rid of Ellie

by pretending she had
massive rage issues.

HE SIGHS

God, I miss school.

Bwark!

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