All language subtitles for Shrink s01e02 Another Stakeout 2.eng

David: So, listen.

I kind of crossed the line
by kissing you last time,

and I'm not saying
it wasn't great.

It was great.

It was really great.

Uh, but professionally,
apparently,

I'm not supposed
to do that.

So this is the card
for my supervising therapist,

and you can
start seeing her

and then
we can just do whatever.

I don't know.

She's really good.

Yeah, yeah.
Um, but I like you.

I like you, too.

Okay,
but as a therapist.

Oh.

Okay.

Yeah. That's cool.
Uh...

It just --
It -- It took a lot for me

to even take this step
in the first place,

and I don't --
Like, I don't want to start over

at square one with a -- with
a different therapist, so...

Well, uh, take the card,
you know,

in case something happens to me,
'cause you never know.

I had this cousin
in Wisconsin

who was water-skiing
and he slammed into --

I'll take the card.

I want to keep seeing you.

I want to keep seeing you.

As a therapist.

He's dead now.
It was in the '90s.

They put a sign up
by the rocks.

That's the end
of the story.

Okay. Glad we got that
out of the way.

[ Chuckles ]
So, what do you want to talk about this week?

I met someone.

Cool.

Cool, cool.

Very cool.

?

[ Knock on door ]

Julia: Come in.

[ Door opens, creaks ]

Take a seat, please.

Thanks for taking
the time.

-So you're Doug's friend.
-I am.

Uh, we've known each other
since I was 8.

We used to play together.

-Yeah, I really don't care.
-Oh.

Okay.

So, as you know,
that guy died.

I heard.
Poor guy.

To be honest, he didn't take
good care of himself.

So, Doug says
you're not a drug addict.

Not unless coffee counts.
[ Chuckles ]

First, no smoking.

Uh, okay.

No talking on the cellphone
on the floor.

Are you able to stand
and stay awake

for extended periods
of time?

Actually, I did
a four-week rotation

in neurosurgery
at Northwestern

and another week in the E.R.
at Cook County,

and currently during the day
I'm pursuing a license

in clinical therapy.

Can you read?

Yeah, I can read.

You're hired.

Oh. Thanks.

Okay, you can leave.
That's it.

Oh. Okay.

Hey, blondie.

Carpet match the drapes?

"Pursuant to the requirements

set out by
Illinois Statute 225 ILCS-107,

I am required
to inform you

that I am not a licensed
psychologist, psychiatrist,

or a registered therapist,

but that these therapy sessions
are being tape-recorded

to provide a record of the 1,920
supervised clinical hours

needed to acquire
such a license."

So you're training?

Essentially, yes.

I'm being mentored
by a therapist downtown.

Oh. Fancy.

?

"The Rape of Europa."

Excuse me?

-Oh.
-What did you say?

Oh, the -- the painting.

What did you
just say to me?

The name of the painting.

I'm -- I'm -- I was just saying
the name of the painting.

It's "The Rape of Europa."

Oh, you just like
saying "rape."

No. No!

No, that's the title
of the painting.

It's from the 16th century.
I'm not --

I don't see
anything like that.

I see a cow,
babies riding fish,

and a grown man
who should know better.

-Hi.
-David.

-Welcome.
-How are you?

-Thank you. Yeah.
-It's good to see you.

-Oh, let's have a seat. Yeah?
-Okay. Yeah.

[ Clears throat ]

Um, couch or floor?
Preference?

Oh, it doesn't matter,
David.

Okay, well, I just wanted to
thank you again for --

I'm sorry.
I shouldn't put the bag there.

It's fine, David.

I just wanted to say --
Actually, is it okay?

-David, you --
-Is this better?

Okay.
I just want to --

Actually, I'll put it...

back to where it started.
[ Chuckles ]

Are we okay now?

It's really good
to see you.

How have your sessions been
going with your patients?

Really, really good.

Really interesting.

Okay, here we are.

And as I said in my e-mail,
I record all of the, uh, hours

for my supervising
therapist.

You can have a seat
right there.

And, of course,

there are disclosure legalities
of confidentiality.

So, you know,
possible terrorism,

elderly abuse, murder --
I would have to report those.

But otherwise,
we can get started,

and I will be recording --

So, why don't you tell me
why you came in here today?

Well, we just kind of wanted
to check in and...

Keep things going the way that,
you know -- Yeah, just make sure

You know,
we just moved in together. We just moved in together.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God.

"Dear Peter...

Nobody likes you
because you're poor.

Nobody liked you
when you were rich.

You have a weird dick."

-Oh, that's not true.
-It is.

Oh, I'm sure --
Mm, well...

Looks like a slug
is holding onto an egg.

Well, there's a lot of things
with, um, you know,

having two children
and a husband.

There's just those moments
in the day

where I'm just like,
"Aah!"

Okay, what is, uh --
what is this?

It's, um,
just kind of like a,

"Aah!"

"Aah!" You know?
Like, um...

What in the space
in between your hands?

My family.

[ Whispering ] What do you
like to write about?

What are you
working on?

[ Whispering ]
I've got a series of kid books

about two adventurous boys,
Crispin and Dandy.

And they ride the rails,
going from state to state

and in each state

get into a different
set of adventures.

Is this is present day?

The '80s.

Oh, okay.

I just want to say that
it's very smart to come in...

-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.

...and take care of those
problems while they're

still snowballs before
they turn into avalanches.

-Absolutely.
-Yeah, we just wanted to --

Instead of snowballs,

we'll change them
into snow cones or something.

[ Both laugh ]

What do you do with that?

[ Laughs ]

I just --
I-I want to have it all.

But I-I don't want to deal
with any of it.

Okay. Okay.

Because -- 'Cause sometimes,
it's just like -- like,

"Aah!"

[ Clicks tongue ]

Well, they both --
They both were loaded.

[ Whispering ] Every state has,
like, the name of the state

and then a fun thing
that happens after it.

[ Whispering ]
That's great.

I'm gonna call it
"The Fun 50."

I get it.
I think that's fun.

"Wild Time in Washington."

"A Very Exciting Time
in Vermont."

No.

"Vicious Bear Attack
in Vermont."

Okay.

"You have puffy nipples."

That's all right.

It's not even the areola.
It's like the actual nipple.

You see "Godfather,"
his wife who gets blown up?

She's gorgeous.

Yeah, that's like 1/10
the size of my nipple.

What?

I mean, hers were almost
the entire breast.

You have fantasies
of committing suicide?

Just like to take
a vacation.

'Cause, usually,
it's like --

[ Beeping ]

[ Buzzing ]

You know?

Okay. I need you
to fucking stop miming.

Whatever we've got now
is, like, lock that in. It's like so good.

Yeah, it's like
the same bedroom. So if you have that power...

-Yeah.
-...lock this in.

[ Both laugh ]

Yep.
Yeah, yeah.

All right.

All right, I think our time here
is better spent not laughing.

Just had a quick question.

I don't know
if I totally understood

the whole "letters"
exercise.

So the point is to have
some patients write down --

Their most private,
unfiltered thoughts

about the people
in their lives,

even if those thoughts
are negative.

Writing them down
helps them connect

to what they're
really feeling.

And then sharing them
is like purging.

It's like a cathartic release
of all the...

[ Laughing ]
Oh, no, no, David.

They do not share
the letters.

Janine, when I am in your arms,
I am blessed.

You are the sun of my day.

And you are the moon
of my night.

But...

sometimes...

you can be a little short
with waiters.

[ Voice breaking ]
What?

Good.

I hope you're hearing this,
Janine.

This is good.

What did you say?

Just when we were
at Benji's, my --

And we ordered corned beef,
and I --

It didn't come out the way you
wanted it, so I told her.

I know.
And that's okay!

-That's what I --
-No. We're okay.

Carl, don't back down
from this. Okay.

With all due respect,
why call them letters?

What you're describing
is a private journal

that should not be shared with
anyone under any circumstances.

[ Sobbing ]
No more, please!

No, Carl. No.
No, no.

No positive touch.
No positive touch.

[ Crying ] I can't do this.
I don't --

I'm done.
I don't have any more. Please.

Carl, you have at least 10 more
on the page. Keep going.

[ Sobbing ]
10?! What?

I do think there was
some misinterpretation

on the part of some
of my patients

as to how
the exercise worked.

Maybe some of them didn't really
understand what to do.

-[ Sobbing ]
-Janine, hold on.

You're next, okay?

I didn't write anything.

You have to do the work,
Janine.

So, just in the future,
you send letters.

You keep a journal.

No one keeps letters.

Have you ever written a letter
and then just kept it?

Even I was confused.

David,
did you write a letter?

I may have.

But you didn't share it.

Well, now we're back
to the language thing.

By "share,"
do you mean "send"?

Yes, David.

I may have...

written and then shared...

several letters.

?

Doug: "Dear Doug..."

David:
Please don't read it out loud.

I told you
I didn't mean to send that.

"...We've been best friends
for many years,

and even though you got me
my new job at Happy Foods,

I feel that you take
our friendship for granted."

I don't.
Doug --

"When Amanda and I broke up,
it really hurt my feelings

that you didn't come
and help me move out."

-I got lost!
-Doug, honestly --

"You're not assertive."
That's fair.

"You flirt with women
when it's inappropriate.

You can't focus
in conversations."

Hola, Veronica.

Hola, Doug.

Doug.

Doug!

Oh, hey, David.

Oh! Hey!
I saw Amanda.

What?

Where?

Jo-Ann Fabrics.

What was she doing there?

She was buying fabric,
I think.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Well, how'd she look?

Looked like Amanda.

Yeah,
that makes sense, too.

Well, was she with anybody?

She was with a guy.

[ Laughing ] Oh!
Oh, what guy?

Uh,
what did he look like?

Uh, he's shorter than me.

Okay, cool.
So he's not 7 feet tall?

-Yeah.
-Okay, great.

Uh, any other details
about this guy that popped out?

He had a little beard.

A little beard? Oh.

Uh, can you be
more specific?

Just a little one.

A-A little one?

Just a little one
around here.

Okay, was it like a goatee,
which is right here?

I plead the fifth on this one.
I don't know.

Pleading the fifth
is not talking.

I, uh -- I don't want
to talk about it, then.

No, just help me understand
what a little beard looks like.

Just a-a little beard
below the nose.

Nice. Yeah.

So not up here,
but, like, right here. Yeah.

All right,
he seems like a good guy, yeah.

It sounds like Amanda's
happy with this guy,

and I'm picturing
the two of them in my head,

and they look pretty cute
together, and that's great.

She's moved on.
I've moved on.

She's made great decisions.
I've made great decisions.

We're just both a couple people
that are super happy

about all the great decisions
we've made in our lives.

What do I care?

It's been over
for months.

Well, you can never know
for sure.

Doug, I sent her
a letter, too.

Well, if it's anything
like mine, she'll love it.

[ Sighs ]

I called her mom
a dickhead!

Oh, God.
Oh, this is bad.

But my understanding is your
relationship ended a while ago.

We have the same
mutual friends!

They're gonna find out
I'm some unbalanced

garage therapist
who calls women dickheads.

Putting your language
to one side,

as long
as you were honest,

you may find
she responds positively.

No. You don't understand.
I went on for pages.

The one thing I had

was that maybe she thought
I was over her,

and now I definitely
don't have that.

David, is it possible you're
blowing this out of proportion?

Try to remember
exactly what you wrote.

[ Groans ]

[ Dog barks ]

Doug: Renetta...

[ Giggling ] See,
you haven't even started.

You haven't even said anything
and I'm already laughing.

I know you don't really
want coffee.

You're coming to see me.

-Stop it.
-I know you don't --

I know you didn't come
in here for coffee,

and I'm over here
and I'm waiting.

Doug, you're evil.
You're an evil child.

I've had my juice
and now I've got some energy.

She's all yours, Doug!

I'll be a gentleman,
Rollie!

[ Giggles ]

I love your parents, man.

Ah, Doug, hey.

Are you gonna be
at the store on Sunday?

Yeah.

Cool. I might come see you
about some fruit crates.

Hey, I got your letter,
dick.

-Barry!
-Barry!

-Not in front of Doug!
-It was a mean letter!

-You sent one to Barry, too?
-You don't understand.

How can I be bipolar
if I have a girlfriend? Sorry, Barry.

Look, it was part of
a therapy thing, all right?

You weren't supposed
to get the letter...

-It doesn't matter.
-I got a great one.

Lots of stuff for me to work on,
like my looks, my personality.

Can't wait.
And it was free advice.

Doug, it doesn't
mean anything.

He sent one
to Amanda, too.

You sent freaky hate mail
to your ex?

Oh, man.
What'd she say?

I-I don't know, all right?
I mailed it a few days ago.

What day?

Saturday.

Well, Sunday, there's no mail
and Monday's a holiday.

Although, every day's
a holiday

when you're livin'
la vida loca, right?

When you got no job!
[ Laughs ]

This guy knows
what I'm talking about!

What? I didn't --
I-I wasn't listening.

Wait, so --
Jesus Christ.

There's my angel.

It's our anniversary.

We're going downstairs
to watch a Blu-ray.

She's never seen
"Scarface!"

Yeah.
It's 70 degrees outside.

We're watching a movie
in a basement.

-Somebody pinch me.
-It's a true story, baby.

Get down there.
Move it or lose it.

David: Hey, Barry!
Wait!

Are you saying
there's a chance

Amanda hasn't gotten
the letter yet?

I'm saying there's a 0% chance
I give a shit!

She might not have
the letter yet.

?

Okay.
We got to be fast.

I have a session
with a couple

that I may have talked into
not being a couple anymore.

[ Dog barking ]

Doug.

Doug!

I'm sorry.
I saw a dog.

Look, I know where she keeps
her mailbox key.

It's in a little frog's mouth
on her kitchen counter.

We get in, we get the key,
we go get the letter,

we put the key back,
we get out.

Got it.
Let's go break the law.

Mm, no!
We're not breaking the law.

Stealing mail is,
um, a federal offense.

It's still my letter, Doug.

It's breaking and entering.

It's not breaking and entering
if you have the keys,

so we're just entering.

Is that how it works?

[ Sighs ]

Doug, I don't have time
to get caught up

in the logic of all this.

Got it.
Let's go not break the law.

?

-Why am I going?
-What?

Why am I going?

I don't know.
Shut up!

Where's the frog?

There's no frog.
Where's the frog?

No, no, no, no, no.

David, I forget
why we're looking for a frog.

Frog. Mailbox key.
Letter.

Remember?

-Find the frog!
-Yeah.

So, you were saying you broke up
a couple during a session?

This isn't the right --
Look for the frog!

?

Wow.
She kept it.

Yeah, it's a can opener.

No, Doug, Amanda only had
one of those hobo can openers.

I got her
this turn-wheel.

Maybe she likes
to be able to open cans.

No, Doug.

You don't keep something
this sentimental

if you're not
still interested in the person.

Um, David?

Oh, Jesus.
We got to find that frog.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe it's in her office.

You don't know
where her office is.

Follow me.

[ Lock disengages ]

-Who is that?
-It's not Amanda?

-No, it's not Amanda.
-Are you sure?

I dated her
for four years, Doug.

I know her.
You know her.

Oh! Amanda!
Yeah, that's not her.

This isn't Amanda's stuff.
Whose stuff is this?

It's probably
that girl's stuff.

Amanda doesn't live here.

Doug, what are you doing?

I can make that.

You can't make that.

It's 9 feet.
I'm 6'4".

So it's really
only a 3-foot jump.

Shut up!
Get over here!

Get back!

I think you're wrong.

Get down.

So is now a good time
to talk about that couple?

What?

Were they broken up already
or did you break them up?

He said 4:00, right?

[ Clears throat ]

Brittany: I'm not getting
your goddamn name

tattooed on my back!
-It's romantic!

I'm not getting fucking "Barry"
tattooed on my fucking back.

People will think
it's my name.

People?!
What people are gonna --

[ Door closes ]

What was that?
Was that the front door?

Maybe she's gone out.

-Let's do this.
-Wh-What? No.

Let's do what?
What are you doing?

Can't we go home?
No, we can't break into a stranger's house.

Oh, okay.

But we're not breaking in.
We're breaking out.

There's no law
against breaking and exiting.

Okay,
but we got to be fast.

No shit!

Sorry.

Okay.

?

[ Knock on door ]

Leslie: Excuse me.

Hm?
Can I help you?

Oh, no, we're fine.

We're just knocking
on this door.

That's my door.

-Oh.
-Oh.

Are you home?

Um, I'm sorry.
We're looking for Amanda.

Uh, she doesn't
live here anymore.

I'm subletting.
Who are you?

We're interior designers

and you've won
a competition, so...

Doug, it doesn't matter.

I'm sorry to disturb you.
Let's just go.

That's a great color.

Oh, um, thank you.

Yeah. It's --

It's really nice and --

Really?

Janine: Okay!
Oh, oh, okay.

Okay, you're
in outer space, and... Carl: Uh, uh, an alien!

-No!
-No!

Barry: Uh, you're wearing a --
You're wearing a suit!

-Yes!
-Uh, a space boss!

-What?
-No, that's not a thing!

Uh, Will Smith!

Close!
Close, close, close!

"Houston,
we have a problem."

[ Buzzer ]
-Kind of!

Oh, an astronaut.
Okay.

You dumbass.

[ Laughter ]

You're still here.
Great.

I'm so sorry
we missed our session.

Do you have time tomorrow?

Oh, I don't think so.

Oh, okay.
Next week?

No. We're good.
Yeah.

But we're still on
for next week, right?

Oh, absolutely.

Yay!
We're gonna hang out.

Hey, you want to be
on my team?

This shit-for-brains
couldn't guess Obama when I said "black president."

Morgan Freeman was the black
president in "Deep Impact."

I guess.

Nah, I'm -- I'm just gonna get
some food and hit the hay.

[ Door closes ]

You attempted to physically
retrieve the letter?

Yes.

-David --
-I know. I know!

Did you succeed?

No, of course I didn't.
I blew it.

How am I supposed to help
other people when I'm a mess?

David, I want you
to listen to me

because what I'm about to say
is very important.

I listened
to all of last week's sessions,

and those mistakes
you feel you've made,

the ones
we've been discussing here...

...we've barely scratched
the surface.

But, David, we are not defined
by our mistakes.

It's what we do
instinctively and consistently

that defines us,

and your instincts,
by and large, are pretty good.

-My instincts?
-Mm-hmm.

My instincts almost broke up
that couple.

They don't ever
want to see me again.

Did it ever occur to you
that the reason

they haven't come back

is because you gave them
what they needed?

What?

It's a possibility.

They got what they needed
after one session?

It happens.

So, you're saying I might
be an excellent therapist?

Well...

[ Chuckles ] Okay.
I see what you're saying.

You're good.

Now I understand the ride
that you just took me on.

That's --
Well, I didn't intend to take you on a ride.

[ Chuckles ]
I think this session's over.

I think I got
what I needed.

All right,
we still have 20 minutes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I got to get back to the garage
because I'm amazing at my job

and the people
need my services, so... Okay, David.

Put your bag down.

I'd like to discuss
some of these mistakes,

and they're specific,
so we can learn from them.

And the first thing

that I think is very important
for you to know is...

"You're an asshole.

You suck.

You think that you are better
than everyone.

But guess what, David --
You are not better than anyone.

You bankrupted our family.

You dress like
you got locked in overnight

at a Ross Dress For Less.

The fact that you give
decision-making advice to people

boggles my fucking mind.

I know that you
are up to something terrible.

And some day,
I will go up the stairs

and find you sitting
across the table

from Chris Hansen
from 'To Catch a Predator.'

You suck, dude.

Honestly,
get your shit together.

Signed, Barry."

[ Sighs ]

Yeah, I feel a lot better.
This was great.

We should do this
more often.

?

?

?

By the way, you really
need to change

the paintings
in your lobby.

Bernadette chooses
the paintings.

So she knows
the names of all of them?

I assume so.
She chose them.

Mm-hmm.

Are you all right,
David?

Hm. Mm-hmm.

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