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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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(People cheering)
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We can make a change.
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It's our generation.
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Nothing's in our way.
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It's our generation.
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You gotta start with
you, nobody else.
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You gotta raise your voice,
say what you feel.
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The time is in our hands.
It's our generation.
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Our generation.
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Generation.
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(People cheering)
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Woo! All right!
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Let's make some noise for
our guest crew, The Vixens!
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A little more noise.
They don't hear as well as they used to!
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Alright, we'll see you next
week on Shake It Up, Chicago!
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Woo!
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Hey, what was the story
with those dancers, Gary?
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Yeah, they did seem a little...
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- A little, uh...
- Old.
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Gunther, I think they were great.
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I hope I can move like
that when I'm their age.
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Ha. Please, you can't
even move like that now.
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Hey, those women have been dancing,
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and bringing joy to audiences
for over 50 years!
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I'm proud to have them on our show
to inspire a whole new generation.
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Gary, thanks for having us on.
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It's always fun to do the can-can,
before you can't-can't.
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(Laughs) You're so welcome, Grandma.
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- Muah!
- Muah!
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- Oops.
- Ahem!
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Grandma?
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What?
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She said if I didn't put her on the show,
she'd stop sending birthday checks.
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Okay, that makes sense. (Clamoring)
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a scene,
nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.
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Dust yourself off.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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DJ set it off, take it up a notch.
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All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
You got to change it up.
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And when you've had enough.
Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
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Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.
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All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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(Screams in frustration)
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Flynn, you have lipstick
all over your face.
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It was those dancers.
If they weren't they were pinching them.
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And I'm talking all four.
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- Can we go?
- Give me a minute, Flynn.
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Ok fine, but hurry up.
We've got to the barber shop.
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After 2:00 all the good lollipops are gone.
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Rocky, look, we have to talk to Gary about
the new dance moves we came up with.
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- I really believe in them.
- And I believe he's already told us no.
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Three times.
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Well, technically, the last
time he didn't say no.
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He just slammed the door in our face.
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Okay, CeCe, there's a fine line between
being persistent and being annoying.
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I know. I'm being persistent,
and you're being annoying.
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Okay. Even if I wanted to,
today's not a good day.
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A bird pooped on his car this morning.
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- So?
- He was in it.
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The top was down, he was looking up.
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Not in a great mood.
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Take it from his Grandmother.
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As long as Ryan Seacrest is alive,
he'll never be in a great mood.
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No. Trust me, girls, if you
want something in life,
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you've got to just grab it. Like I do.
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Oh! What a cutie!
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Ugh! Why was I saddled with
these adorable good looks?
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It's a curse I tell you! A curse!
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Yeah, but, Grandma Wilde, when you dance
on TV, it's just not that simple.
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First of all, honey, I'm not your
Grandmother, just call me Edie.
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And I know all about dancing on TV.
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I was on American Jukebox back in the day.
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Are you serious? For real? That's amazing!
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I have no idea what that is.
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American Jukebox.
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It was the first local teen
dance show ever on television.
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Didn't they teach you
that in history class?
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Oh, I wouldn't know.
That class interferes with my nap schedule.
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That sounds just like
me when I was your age.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
That sounds like me now.
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And back in the day, I even had
fiery red hair just like you.
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And, Rocky, you remind me so
much of my best friend Trudy.
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She was tall and pretty just like you.
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Aw, thanks.
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Was the host of American Jukebox like me?
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Exactly like you!
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Only he was taller with higher ratings.
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I hate him.
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Well, I wasn't his biggest fan, either.
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But I had good reason.
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The year was nineteen fifty three.
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(Audience cheering)
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Welcome to American Jukebox.
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I'm your host with the most, Perry Collins.
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Girls, put on your bobby socks
and guys, grab your best gal.
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Because it's time to dance.
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With a respectable distance between you.
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(Music playing)
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Well, it's time to get
out on the floor.
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You never know exactly
what's in store.
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We're gonna dance. Dance!
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We're gonna jive. Jive!
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We're gonna boogie.
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We're going live on...
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American...
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Jukebox.
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Today!
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Wait a second, if I have to hear
this story in black and white,
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then I'm not interested.
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Don't you have a haircut to get to, kid?
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Okay, have it your way.
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The year was still 1953.
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Okay, Hilary, you're good this time,
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but half an inch shorter,
you'd be off the show.
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We should be dancing on the main stage.
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I'm going to give Mister
Collins a piece of my mind.
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Edie, you don't have enough to give away.
Now, let's not rock the boat.
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We're not even in the boat!
We're just swaying here in Nowheresville.
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Because we don't have partners.
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Why do we have to have partners?
Why can't we just dance alone?
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(Gasping dramatically)
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That's against the rules, and you know it.
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Come on, Edie, for once in your life,
can you just do what you're told!
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Come on, Trudy, for once in your
life, can't you just break a rule!
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I break rules.
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For your information, I was five
minutes past curfew the other night.
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And you woke up your parents
to tell on yourself.
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It was the right thing to do!
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We think it's a shame you're
always on the sidelines.
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Thank you!
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Yes, you shouldn't be on the show at all.
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Oh, just sit on it, Gerald and Tilly.
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Yeah, up your nose with a rubber hose.
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See? I can be bad.
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Yes, well, keep laughing,
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because it's the only way us real dancers
can tell you apart from the curtains.
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(Fake laughter)
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I feel bad for that adorable brother
and sister with the cute accents.
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They are clearly misunderstood
and more talented than the rest.
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No, they were just jerks.
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And now, from the bottom of our
hearts to the top of the charts...
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This week's Jukebox Hit!
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What's a jukebox?
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It's a machine that would play records.
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Um, what are records?
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It's like a CD.
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What's a CD?
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It's how you got music before you
downloaded it from the Internet.
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What's the Internet?
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Oh, wait. I know what that is.
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Where was I?
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Oh yeah, the next day at school...
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School? Ugh, just when I
was loving this story.
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All right, I'll see you at 3:00.
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And I'll see you at 3:10.
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Yo, Ace!
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Yo, Timmy. What are you doing here?
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Ma said you forgot your lunch.
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And I said, "I'll 'et it, mom!"
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I didn't forget it, okay? I ditched it.
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Just like I ditched Andrea
Abbott when she got braces.
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Last thing I want is another
cold meatloaf sandwich.
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Hey, wouldn't it be great if we
could use microwave technology
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to heat up food super fast?
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You know what, Einstein?
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I'm going to micro-wave
goodbye to you right now.
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Okay? Am-scray.
I got important business to take care of.
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Go. Shoo-shoo.
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Edie! If you get caught chewing
that gum, you'll get detention.
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That's where you're wrong.
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I already got detention for wearing a skirt
that was too short, but joke's on them.
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Edie, you're wearing...
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(Gasping dramatically)
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Blue jeans!
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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Boys can wear blue jeans to
school, so why can't girls?
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I mean, it's 1953, for goodness sake!
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Hey, dig the jeans.
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They're the most. To say the least.
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Felix, if you really want to
say the least, stop talking.
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Hey, aren't you the girls on American
Jukebox that don't do anything?
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Yes, we are.
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Wow, we're being recognized.
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If you cats ever want to
see some real dancing,
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swing by Saucy's, the
underground malt shop. Ya dig?
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Ooh, I've heard about that place.
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Yeah. Me, too. But Mr. Perry Collins
said that we're not allowed to go there
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because it's full of greasers and beatniks.
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And by that, she means the cool people.
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Whadya say, Trudy? Let's go to Saucy's!
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American Jukebox girls can't
go to places like that.
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Well, the door's open if
you change your mind.
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Truth be told, they close at nine...
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Thirty.
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Too bad. You would've been
the prettiest girl there.
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Now that I think about it,
maybe we should go to Saucy's.
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From an educational point of view.
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Ugh! Do you have to talk
about education in school?
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Did you hear that?
They're going to Saucy's.
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What do you care? They're no threat to us.
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I know that, Silly Willy.
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But it would still be fun
to get them in trouble.
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Hey, watch where you're going.
You got glitter all over...
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Hey! This looks good.
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Do you think Ace would like my pink
poodle skirt or my green poodle skirt?
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Wait! You're not interested in
dancing, you got a crush on Ace!
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Anyone with half a brain would know that.
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Well, I guess that explains
how you know that.
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Ace and Trudy! They sound so cute together!
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I don't know. I don't think she
would ever really go for him.
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So, tell us more! Tell us more!
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Ugh! Why does every story
have to have a romance?
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Unless one of them turns into a
pirate ninja, I'm not interested.
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You're getting ahead of me, honey.
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You see, Trudy was searching
for buried treasure
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and could handle a pair of
nunchucks like nobody's business.
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Ha!
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- Really?
- No!
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Now, where was I?
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Oh, yeah, Trudy and I were
walking into Saucy's...
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I feel bad lying to my
mom about coming here.
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I should call her.
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Excuse me.
What's wrong with the phone booth?
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Out of order.
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Hey!
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Wouldn't it be great if there was a
phone that could fit in your pocket
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so you could take it wherever you go?
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Is this kid annoying or what?
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Glad he's not my little brother.
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Hey, beautiful, glad you made it.
Can I buy you a malted?
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(Giggles) Sure.
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All right, chocolate? Or vanilla?
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(Giggling)
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Sure.
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Hey, Red, wanna dance?
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Sure. What do you guys do here?
The Foxtrot? The Lindy?
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They haven't come up with
a name for what we do.
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(Upbeat music)
245
00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:14,907
Wow! I've never seen dancing like this.
246
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- It's a blast!
- Yeah.
247
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Go ahead, shake your hips.
248
00:13:19,079 --> 00:13:23,037
Oh, I promised my mother I
wouldn't until I got married.
249
00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:25,150
Oh, come on!
250
00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:28,571
Well, maybe just a little.
251
00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:34,260
Woo!
252
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:38,692
You were right, American Jukebox
dancing is lame-o compared to this!
253
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,213
That's right.
254
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,269
There she is!
255
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,153
What do you think you're doing?
256
00:13:45,154 --> 00:13:48,779
Oh, I don't know. They haven't
come up with a name for it yet.
257
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,076
May I suggest you call that
dance "The Sweaty Armpit"?
258
00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:53,897
Because it stinks.
259
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:58,856
If I were you, Mr. Collins, I would
kick her off the show forever.
260
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Excuse me, it's my show. I'll handle this.
261
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:06,125
I'm kicking you off the show forever.
262
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:09,715
Mr. Collins, you can't
kick me off the show!
263
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,656
Dancing is my life!
264
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,514
Please!
265
00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:18,055
Oh. Well, in that case, no.
266
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:24,009
Wee! I love Saucy's!
I'm having the best time. How about you?
267
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:27,720
Let's see. Perry showed up and
kicked me off American Jukebox.
268
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:28,948
Oh, no.
269
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:30,026
It's all my fault!
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00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:35,547
This is my punishment for me
letting Ace hold my hand.
271
00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,158
Great story, Grandmama Wilde.
272
00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:40,834
But she's not done yet.
273
00:14:40,835 --> 00:14:42,850
Oh, but it already had a happy ending.
274
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,855
The adorable twins saved the day!
275
00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:48,327
There's more to it. You see...
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Wait. Tell us after the break.
277
00:14:50,464 --> 00:14:51,362
What break?
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00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:55,143
A bathroom break. I got to go!
279
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:02,511
Wait. So, Perry just
kicked you off the show?
280
00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,446
Didn't anyone do anything about it?
281
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:07,297
Well, Trudy, bless her
heart, tried her best,
282
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:10,157
but Perry refused to
read her five page essay
283
00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:14,242
on why he should let me back on the show.
284
00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:17,459
Wow, Edie, I love how your best friend
285
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:21,668
at least tried to stand up for
something she believed in.
286
00:15:21,669 --> 00:15:25,713
For the last time, CeCe, let it go.
287
00:15:25,714 --> 00:15:28,534
End of discussion.
288
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,214
Hey, Gary, love what you did
with your private bathroom.
289
00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:35,485
The heated toilet seat? Big thumbs up.
290
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,826
Oh, thanks.
291
00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:42,069
Okay, Edie, where were we?
292
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:45,952
You know what?
293
00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:50,482
Who wants to be on stupid American Jukebox
with all that stupid dancing anyway?
294
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,517
Hey, what if there was a way we
could sneak you back on the show?
295
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:55,375
I'm listening.
296
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,204
I'm listening, too!
Ooh, I hope we get to break some rules!
297
00:15:58,205 --> 00:15:59,247
(Gasps)
298
00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,013
Did I just say that?
299
00:16:01,014 --> 00:16:02,571
That's my girl.
300
00:16:02,572 --> 00:16:04,117
Wait a minute.
301
00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:05,852
You're his girl?
302
00:16:05,853 --> 00:16:06,880
Where have I been?
303
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,370
Yeah, we're going steady now.
304
00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,775
Isn't he the most?
305
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,653
Well, that depends. What's his plan?
306
00:16:14,654 --> 00:16:16,551
Avast, ye lassies!
307
00:16:16,552 --> 00:16:20,932
This story be getting a wee bit boring!
308
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:26,261
Yah!
309
00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:27,720
All: Flynn!
310
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:28,900
Fine!
311
00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:33,265
For the last time, there are no
pirate ninjas in this story!
312
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:36,855
Just wanted to stop you before Trudy
and Ace started holding hands
313
00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:40,756
and falling in love again. Blech!
314
00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:43,535
Where did I leave off?
315
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:47,796
Oh, yes. It was the day of the show.
316
00:16:49,326 --> 00:16:52,757
I remember every detail of that day.
317
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:57,423
How the stage looked, what song was
playing, even what Trudy was wearing.
318
00:16:57,424 --> 00:16:59,801
She borrowed my yellow sweater.
319
00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:02,027
Or was it my pink sweater?
320
00:17:02,028 --> 00:17:05,637
Or was it my blue sweater
with the white bows?
321
00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:07,606
It was the turquoise sweater!
322
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:10,427
Oh, that's right.
323
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,023
What's taking so long?
324
00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:18,501
Take it easy, babe, I got this.
325
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:21,466
There's got to be an
easier way to store music.
326
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:25,470
Hey, wouldn't it be great
if there was a tiny jukebox
327
00:17:25,471 --> 00:17:28,291
that gave you instant access
to all your favorite songs?
328
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:32,612
You know, like some kind of music pod!
329
00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:34,633
Yeah, right.
330
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:37,602
Next thing you know, people
will be walking on the moon.
331
00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:40,440
They will! It'll be one small step
for man, and one giant leap...
332
00:17:40,441 --> 00:17:43,621
Oh, put a sock in it!
333
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:45,877
Welcome back!
334
00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:48,492
Today's show is brought to you by the
good folks at Sugar Flakes Cereal.
335
00:17:48,493 --> 00:17:50,749
Now with two spoons of sugar in every bite.
336
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,332
Sugar Flakes!
The healthy way to start the day.
337
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:57,856
And now our Jukebox Hit of the week,
the Blondelles with their newest song,
338
00:17:57,857 --> 00:18:00,443
Study Hard And Go To Sleep Early.
339
00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:04,781
Words to live by, kiddos, words to live by.
340
00:18:04,782 --> 00:18:08,694
Rocking in the gym. Rocking in the hall,
rocking at the sock hop, Rock N' Roll...
341
00:18:08,695 --> 00:18:10,005
What the hey diddle-diddle?
342
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:14,224
Sorry, Mr. Collins, but we thought it
was time to take American Jukebox and...
343
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:16,115
Shake It Up.
344
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:19,956
Shake It Up? I don't think so.
345
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:24,653
Sixteen girls standing in a row.
346
00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:25,734
Yeah.
347
00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,996
Dancing on the floor.
Dancing more more.
348
00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:30,210
Dance baby, dance. Going...
349
00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:32,504
Sixteen girls standing in a row.
350
00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:35,028
One said, "hi" I said, "hello".
351
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:37,339
I kept rocking no one said, "no".
352
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:41,076
- Tilly! What are you doing?
- Having the time of my life!
353
00:18:41,077 --> 00:18:43,882
Now cut a rug, or get out of my way!
354
00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:45,200
..Standing in a row.
355
00:18:45,201 --> 00:18:47,961
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!
356
00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:02,787
Callin' it a night.
Not feeling right.
357
00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,879
Hold on tight. No girls in sight.
358
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,374
Sixteen girls stood in a row.
359
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,694
One said, "hi" I said, "hello".
360
00:19:09,695 --> 00:19:11,937
I kept walking no one said, "no".
361
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:15,280
Sixteen girls going home alone.
362
00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:16,601
One more time, yeah.
363
00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,925
Sixteen girls stood in a row.
364
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:21,285
One said, "hi" I said, "hello".
365
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,536
I kept walking no one said, "no".
366
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,124
Sixteen girls going home alone.
367
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,396
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
368
00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:32,117
Sixteen girls going home alone.
369
00:19:33,753 --> 00:19:36,573
(Audience cheering)
370
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:40,658
Great ending.
It didn't even need pirate ninjas.
371
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:42,794
You're much more interesting
than our Grandma.
372
00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:47,565
All her stories involve famine,
revolution, and water parks.
373
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:50,344
I love how you stood up
for what you believed in.
374
00:19:50,345 --> 00:19:52,419
Oh, now you love it!
375
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,573
Whatever happened to...
"End of discussion"?
376
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:57,949
You know, you're right.
377
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:01,610
Gary, can we talk to you for a second?
378
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:05,408
As you know, CeCe and I have been
working on some new choreography,
379
00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:08,946
and we think that you should
let us perform it on the show.
380
00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:12,724
If I let you come up with your own
moves, everyone's going to want to.
381
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:15,020
For the last time, no.
382
00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:18,089
Just what Perry Collins would have said.
383
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:20,390
And he never worked again.
384
00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:22,246
At least not on TV.
385
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:26,738
He became a door to door,
doorknob salesman.
386
00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:29,511
You know, now that I think about it, I...
387
00:20:29,512 --> 00:20:32,012
Guess it wouldn't kill me to take a
look at what you've come up with.
388
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,789
(Both squeal excitedly)
389
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:36,032
Doorknob salesman?
390
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,512
Oh, I just made that up.
391
00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:42,510
I love Gary, but sometimes he can
become a little self-involved.
392
00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:45,164
Now, back to me!
393
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:50,795
Who would like to hear about how
I became the '70s disco queen?
394
00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:52,834
What's disco?
395
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,374
Don't you kids know anything?
396
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:59,395
The year was nineteen seventy four.
397
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,117
I'm not so sure about this, Tilly.
398
00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:10,622
Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud.
399
00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:13,881
Like I'm gonna let Edie and
Trudy be the only ones...
400
00:21:13,882 --> 00:21:17,422
To Shake It Up around here.
401
00:21:18,214 --> 00:21:20,665
- I'm Gerald.
- And I'm Tilly.
402
00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,126
And we are...
403
00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,947
Getting some mighty strange looks.
404
00:21:27,948 --> 00:21:30,934
Oh, I knew this was a bad idea.
Let's skedaddle out of here.
405
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:34,372
- I told you Tilly.
- Oh, sit on it Gerald!
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00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:40,273
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