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I can't believe we finally have a big screen
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and the only thing we get to watch before we return it
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is the two of you.
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Okay, Flynn, this is a big deal.
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True Teen Life did a
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behind-the-scenes episode Shake It Up, Chicago!
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You know, I never thought I would be on a reality show.
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At least until I was ready to look for a husband.
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But you're on TV every week.
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Why is this show such a big deal?
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Because True Teen Life is seen all over the country.
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Oh! So this time you'll be boring in all 50 states.
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Don't forget Puerto Rico and American Samoa.
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This is going to be a very sophisticated grown-up party.
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Exactly.
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Now, where are those fancy toothpicks?
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I have to wrap the baloney around the pineapple chunks.
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Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor
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It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4
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Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore
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Don't knock it, We can't take it no more
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Bring the lights up, bust the doors down
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Dust yourself off, Shake it up, shake it up
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DJ set it off, take it up a notch
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All together now, shake it up, shake it up
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Sh-sh-sh-shake it up, You got to change it up
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And when you've had enough, Sh-sh-sh-shake it up
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Bring the lights up, bust the doors down
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All together now, shake it up, shake it up
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Shake it up
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What'll it be? Arnold Palmers are my specialty,
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but I also make a mean Shirley Temple.
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I'll take an Arnold Palmer on the rocks,
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but don't chintz on the lemonade.
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I am Gunther. Und I am Tinka.
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Und this is the worst party ever!
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You just got here.
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Yes, I know. For practicing when we leave.
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I can't believe we're gonna be on True Teen Life.
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It's my favorite show.
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It really speaks to our generation.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Looks like these pineapple chunks
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aren't the only things full of baloney.
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Rosero! You made it.
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I can't believe my favorite choreographer is here.
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That would be really flattering, CeCe,
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except we both know I'm the only choreographer you know.
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Um... Everyone, can Rocky and I please have your attention?
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Yes. We would like to welcome you all to our...
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Down in front! It's starting!
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Whoa! Whoa.
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We spent a week backstage with the cast of Shake It Up, Chicago!
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to find out what it's like to be a professional teen dancer.
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How do they deal with the pressure? Stay tuned to find out!
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How do we do it? I'm on the show and I don't even know.
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I don't know how you do it either, but I wish you'd stop.
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These questions and more will be answered this week
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on True Teen Life, I'm on Shake It Up, Chicago!
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Meet CeCe Jones, one of the teen dancers.
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Hi.
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Oh, look! It's you! You look so cute!
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Don't I look cute?
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Well, let me show you around backstage...
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To me it's more than a studio. It's my second home.
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Feel free to make it your first home.
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I know it sounds corny, but it's true.
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Around here, we really are one big happy family.
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Like, oh, here in this room...
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...are a bunch of people with headphones on.
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What up, guys?
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Yo. Hey.
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Yeah, you.
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Yeah.
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Didn't that last guy's hair look great?
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I mean, you would never know it was a toupee.
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Well, now everyone knows!
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Thanks a lot, big mouth!
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I... I... It was...it was a compliment!
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I meant it as a compliment!
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I said it looked... I said it looked great!
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Like any workplace,
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there's always that special someone
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who's the real heart and soul of the group.
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Shh! Everybody, quiet, I think this part is about me.
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That someone who keeps spirits high
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and everyone feeling good.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I love her smile.
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She makes the long hours fun.
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She knows what to say when I'm having a frustrating day.
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And it happens a lot around here.
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Who is this angel of the show?
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This bright spot in a harsh world? Her name is...
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This is totally flattering.
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...Tinka Hessenheffer.
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This is totally insane.
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Nobody even likes Tinka!
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Rocky, I would tell you what you could do with your negativity,
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but I'm not just the heart and soul of the show,
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I'm a lady.
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Hmm, should I have the peanut butter celery sticks
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or some of Rocky's sour grapes?
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Now, on every show
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there's a hip, happening master of ceremonies.
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Here on Shake It Up, Chicago! It's host Gary Wilde.
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Ooh, that's me!
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Got to be front and center
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for all the great things they're going to say about me.
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Oh, oh! Hey, ouch! Yep.
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Even though he's clearly on the wrong side of thirty,
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Gary Wilde is desperate to hold onto his youth
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and prattles on like one of the teens who tune in to the show.
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What up Chi-town?
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Hold on to your pa-zizzle,
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'cause we're about to see some fa-shizzle!
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Some fly aerial dancing is about to drop, yo! A'ight?
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I don't walk around desperately trying to hold onto my youth.
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I don't talk like a teenager. That's whack, yo!
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You agree with them?
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No, no, not at all.
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You don't talk like a teenager,
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you talk like a 1990s time capsule.
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You know what? You guys are haters.
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That's right, haters. H, the number eight, E, R, S.
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Gary out!
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I act like a teenager? Right!
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1990s time capsule!
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Woo!
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But who cares about the host
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when you've got dancing like this!
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Oh...
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But not all the excitement's on the stage,
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a lot of it happens behind-the-scenes.
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I totally think we have a shot at the Spotlight Dance this week.
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It's obviously not going to be Kent. He can't dance.
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Yes, that's right, there's one on every stage.
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Meet dancer Rocky Blue, "The Diva."
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And no way is it going to be Sheila.
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How could you say that?
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No! No, Kent, I didn't... I would never...
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Come on, Sheila. We don't have to stay for these insults!
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No, no, no, no, no. See, they edited it to make me look bad!
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Uh, I said you couldn't dance because you twisted your ankle.
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Oh, sure, you did.
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No, no, no, it's true!
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And I said that you weren't gonna get the Spotlight Dance
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because you were going off to your sister's wedding in Cincinnati.
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If it's any consolation, the crown looked super cute on you.
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Quiet everybody, the show is back on.
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Yeah, quiet, nobody wants to miss a second of this.
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You heard the Diva. Shh!
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Thank goodness we are here in America,
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land of opportunity,
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where dreams really do come true.
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In the old country, there were very few occasions to dance.
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In fact, the only time we danced was when the dictator
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made us stand in a prickly pear patch.
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"Dance!" He'd scream, "Dance!"
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But it wasn't a happy kind of dancing, know what I mean?
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I had no idea you two had it so hard.
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CeCe, why are you so mean to them? Why?
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Ugh, I barely got through Tinka's solo dance.
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I think I'm going to throw up.
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Apparently, the Diva just sunk her claws
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into the heart and soul of the show.
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How dare you?
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What was I saying earlier? Oh, that's right.
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This is the worst party ever!
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I didn't mean it like that!
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Oh. Well, I did say that I was going to throw up,
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but it was because I ate a spoiled frittata from catering!
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Okay! Okay, new party game!
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Every time the Diva says, "I didn't say that!"
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Everyone takes a chip and a big glob of the bean dip and eats it!
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Okay, Ty, that is ridiculous. Nobody wants to play that.
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This from the Diva who said Tinka makes her want to throw up.
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I didn't say that!
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Everybody dip!
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Ugh! I can't believe this. I am not a diva!
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Rocky, relax, it's television.
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They have to entertain the audience.
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Everyone knows the real truth.
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And now let's watch as cupid's arrow strikes
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on Shake It Up, Chicago!
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Oh, a love story. This should be good.
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Ooh! I'm in love...
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Ooh...
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Ooh...
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Well, considering my statuesque build and ripply abs,
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I can't say I'm completely shocked.
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After all, who can resist this?
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Me!
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I can resist this!
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When I said I was in love,
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I meant with your jacket! You know that, you were there!
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Ugh! This is crazy!
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They're just trying to make something out of nothing.
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CeCe, relax, it's just television.
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They have to entertain the audience.
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Everyone knows the real truth.
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Can it, Diva.
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You know what? Forget this party. I'm going home!
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That's right, I am home!
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Oh, did you hear?
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We have Eclectic Gentlemen as the guest crew this week.
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Oh, come on!
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How obnoxious. You wish you could dance as good as they do.
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No! No, no, no, no, no. I...
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I yawned because I was staying up late studying!
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No. Look. I... I love those guys!
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In fact, I'm friends with the lead dancer.
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Well, I was friends with the lead dancer.
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And the judges say...
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Yes, it counts! Scoop!
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You know, that's getting really annoying, Ty.
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Ooh, someone's bringing her work home with her. Meow!
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I didn't mean it like that!
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You heard the lady. Scoop!
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I don't love you!
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Hey! Give it up for Eclectic Gentlemen!
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Okay, I'm bored.
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Yeah, I'm out of here, too. I've had enough.
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Wh... What did we do to insult you?
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Oh, it's not you, it's the food.
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I feel like those baloney pineapple things
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are having a cage fight with the bean dip.
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And the big loser is going to be me.
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Hey! Whoa! And hey, hey, and push and push,
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turn...
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Whoo! Hey, hey.
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At the end of every show there's a big finale number.
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How hard is it to learn a new dance every week?
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Um... Hard? It's not hard at all.
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What she means is, we pick up on new dances pretty fast.
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Shoom! Clack-clack.
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And dum-dum-dum-dum, shoom-shoom, clack-clack.
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All right, kids, that's what we're going for. Yeah?
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Now, follow me. Five, six, seven, eight!
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We go woo! Cat-cat. And dum-dum,
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dat-dat, shoom-shoom, clack-clack.
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Woo! Dat-dat, and kum-kum... Rocky.
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-CeCe. -Yeah?
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Focus, or we're going to be here forever.
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It's not that hard. I taught it to my dog last night, kids!
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Here we go! Woo! Kat-kat,
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and dum-dum-dum-dum, shoom-shoom, clack-clack.
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Dum, dat-dat, and dum-dum-dum-dum, shoom-shoom, clack-clack.
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Good? All right. Let's do it again.
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Everybody, take it from the top. Let's go.
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Whoo!
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What's it like working with your choreographer Rosero?
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Okay, first of all, I know a lot of people around here
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think of him as a choreographer, but I don't.
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Oh, really? Well,
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next time I'm putting together a big finale,
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I certainly won't be thinking of you as a dancer!
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Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no. They, they edited that all wrong.
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What I said was, "I don't think of you as a choreographer,
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"I think of you as a mentor and a friend!"
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And so, during a week backstage Shake It Up, Chicago!
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we've met a golden girl who
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brings sunshine to an otherwise stormy stage,
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the obsessive love of a "Showmance,"
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and a diva who doesn't care who she steps on to get to the top.
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Stay tuned for scenes from next week's True Teen Life,
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I'm A Teen Dentist: Open Up and Say, "Ah."
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Ah.
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This party was a disaster.
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Who cares about the party?
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This show was a disaster. You know what?
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First thing tomorrow,
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I'm calling those stupid producers and asking...
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No, no, no, I am demanding,
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that they issue an on-air apology immediately,
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or they'll have to deal with Rocky Blue!
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Wow, maybe I am a diva.
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CeCe, I see you've managed to
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get rid of everybody, so you can be with Gunther.
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Gunther, do you honestly believe that I'm in love with you?
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The camera doesn't lie, baby.
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Neither do I, Gunther, so you can either leave here on your own,
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or in an ambulance. Either way works for me.
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Oh, and Cece,
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I love it when you play hard to get.
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Go!
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So I watched the show again,
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and I guess I understand why
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they made it look like I was in love with...
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Gunther.
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I mean, it was good TV.
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And every show does need a diva,
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I just don't understand why they would pick me.
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Don't worry, it'll all blow over in a few days.
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Yeah, you bet it will,
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because we're sending out cute little apology cards.
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You know what I still don't get?
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Geometry? English? Science!
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Yeah...
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But no, I'm talking about Tinka.
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Like, why would they pick
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her to be the heart and soul of the show?
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That is how we wound up in this country.
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That's it, good job. You're natural, Tinka.
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Oh, thank you. I know.
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Hey, by the way, my niece lives in Chicago.
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Is there any way you can get her an audition for the show?
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You milk my goat
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and I will shear your sheep.
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