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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Hey, did you hear why Jenn and
Eileen weren't on the show today?
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They booked a commercial
for Terry's Tacos.
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Ewe, that place with the grody
food and the irritating commercials?
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Why didn't we get that part?
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Well, probably because we
weren't asked to audition.
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But by that crazy look in your eye,
I'm guessing you have another opinion.
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- They stole our part!
- And there it is.
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Hey, we dance just as well as they do.
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And nobody loves tacos more than us.
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- Actually, I hate tacos.
- Quiet. You love them.
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- You know what we need to do?
- Forget this nonsense?
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Absolutely!
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We should kick it up a notch and
take our careers to the next level.
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And this has been another great
episode of "CeCe Goes Bonkers",
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tune in next week when she accuses
random pedestrians of "stealing her look!"
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That girl had the same exact bangs as
me! I mean, coincidence? I don't think so.
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock
it. We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.
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Dust yourself off.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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DJ set it off, take it up a notch.
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All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
You got to change it up.
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And when you've had enough.
Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
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Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.
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All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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Hey, hey, hey. You left your
history book at my place.
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Oh, thanks.
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You know, I feel like I'm
forgetting to do something.
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Your history homework?
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(Laughs)
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Oh, yeah...
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But, no.
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Anyway, remember how you were
talking about how our careers have...
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Plateaued?
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Actually, that was you.
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Well, I thought about
it and you have a point.
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We need an Agent!
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We don't need an Agent.
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No, we don't. We need a shark!
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Which is why I booked us an
appointment with Ira Frumkin...
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Agent to the Stars!
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And I have an appointment
with reality. Bye-bye!
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Glad we're on the same page!
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(Knocking on door)
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Coming!
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Thanks for the escort, Carl.
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Where were you? You were supposed to
pick me up from school an hour ago!
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Now I missed my Coyote
Ranger meeting which,
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means I can't go on the camping trip.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
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You're welcome.
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"You're welcome". Excuse me?
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What? I just saved you from a weekend in
the forest getting eaten by mosquitoes.
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Don't you mean, "I'm sorry"?
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Fine.
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I'm sorry you're overreacting.
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That's not an apology!
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An apology is when you look into someone's
eyes and sincerely say, "I'm sorry".
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Apology accepted, Flynn.
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(Speaking Spanish)
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(Speaking Spanish)
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(Laughs)
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Dude, you just asked her if she
wanted to eat a car with you.
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A car!
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Who is that girl?
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Man, that's Gloria De Leon.
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She's a foreign exchange
student and only speaks Spanish.
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Hey, do me a favor and ask her out.
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Um, Ty, I think my girlfriend
would have a big problem with that.
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I meant ask her out for me.
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Right. Yes. Of course. I knew that.
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(Speaking Spanish)
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Woo-hoo!
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Have fun.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh...
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I want you to go on the date with me.
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Um, Ty, that's very flattering,
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but, again, I think Dina
would have a problem with that.
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- As the translator!
- That makes much more sense.
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Rocky! CeCe!
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I'd know those faces anywhere.
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You've got star power. You've got "it"!
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Mr. Frumkin, we're Rocky and CeCe.
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Rocky! CeCe!
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I'd know those faces anywhere.
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You've got star power. You've got "it"!
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Aw. Thank you, Ira.
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See, the reason we called is because we
think we have a ton of potential, but...
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Our careers have plateaued.
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Let me tell you what I see.
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Two girls with a ton of potential
whose careers have plateaued.
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Wow, you totally get us.
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We could be doing so much more.
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Ah, you didn't let me finish!
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You two could be doing so much more.
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You're just repeating what she says.
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I feel like I'm just
repeating what she says.
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Okay. Pump your breaks, Frumkin.
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I think we've heard
enough. CeCe, let's go.
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Huh. So, you don't want to hear about
the TV series I have lined up for you?
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We're listening.
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It's called... Let's Get Weird.
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And it's gonna make you huge stars.
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It's based on a popular
Japanese game show.
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And your dancing and energy and good
looks are exactly what they're looking for.
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And you thought we
didn't need an Agent. Mm!
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(Knocking on door)
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Thanks, Carl. Sorry you
missed your yoga-lates class.
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Where have you been? You're
late getting home from school.
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Because I was waiting
for you to pick me up!
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How could you forget me again?
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Hey, I have a lot on my mind.
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Between Shake It Up, Chicago!
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And my burgeoning Japanese
game show dancer career.
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There's a lot going on in CeCe Land.
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Oh, is CeCe Land still open? Because
I heard it's been vacant for years.
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You know what, forget it.
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Just tell me that you picked
up the gherkins and gummy worms
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for Crazy Cookie Day
like you said you would.
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You're putting those in a cookie?
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I don't know. Sounds crazy.
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That's the point of Crazy Cookie Day!
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Well, now it's Store-bought Cookie Day.
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I forgot to get your ingredients.
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How could you... I'm so...
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Gr!
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You owe me a huge apology.
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Fine.
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I'm sorry... That I'm so busy.
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Not good enough. And I'm not leaving
this room until I get a real apology.
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Gr!
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Would you like more iced tea?
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(Translating in Spanish)
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Si.
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Do you like the pizza?
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(Translating)
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Si.
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Riveting conversation.
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I'm starting to see why your
relationships don't last.
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My relationships don't last because I
blow off girls when they get too clingy.
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(Translating)
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Don't translate that!
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Just ask her if she'd
like to go dancing.
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Fine.
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(Translating)
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What'd she say?
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She said she really
likes me... Meeting you.
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Meeting you. She said
she likes meeting you.
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I'm sorry, I've been talking Spanish
so much, my English is a little rusty.
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- You know?
- I got you.
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Hey, this is kind of awesome, right?
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Hey, we're Rocky and CeCe. And
you are the host of the show?
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Yeah, that's what they tell me,
but I've been lied to before.
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"Oh, Hank, you're so talented".
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"Oh, Hank, you're so good looking".
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"Oh, Hank, you're going to
be bigger than Tom Cruise".
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Well, I think you're a little taller.
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Not when he stands on his
pile of fame and money.
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Anyway, if you need me, I'll be the
guy with the dead look in his eyes.
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Here is where you stand.
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(Buzzer sounds)
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Hello, everyone! I'm Hank
O'Hara, and welcome to...
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Let's Get Weird!
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The show where the weirder things
get, the more (Laughs) Fun we have!
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Say "hi" to the Weirdettes!
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Okay, let's get started.
The rules are simple.
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If the contestant gets a
question right, we hear...
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(Monkey chattering)
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And he wins $10.
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But if he gets the
question wrong, we hear...
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(Gong sounds)
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And the Weirdettes must spin the
"Wheel of Super Bad Punishment Time".
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And face whatever it lands on!
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Wow. I feel bad for
whoever the Weirdettes are.
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CeCe, we're the Weirdettes.
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Why would you think
we're the Weirdettes?
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Well, because we're
the only ones on stage,
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we're standing next to the big
Wheel of Super Bad Punishment Time,
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and they made us sign that ten page
waiver and give them our blood type.
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Let's meet our contestant, from
Chicago, Illinois, please welcome...
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Flynn Jones!
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Hi, everybody!
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We'll be back with round one after this!
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(Buzzer sounds)
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Flynn, what are you doing here?
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I believe the expression
is "getting even".
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(Laughs)
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Hey, look at that. Things
really did just get weird.
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Flynn, how did you get on this show?
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Oh, my new Agent booked me.
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Your new Agent? When did this happen?
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Well, I was at home
when Ira called for you
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and surprise, surprise, you
weren't around to answer.
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So, we got to talking and he said I have
a little something called star power.
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Ah. Let me guess, he
also said you have "it"?
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(Mimicking monkey) You got that right.
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Alright come on, guys,
back to your places.
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It's time for me to continue my
soul-crushing descent into obscurity.
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Welcome back!
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Are we having the time
of our lives or what?
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Woo-hoo!
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All right, let's continue.
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Question one: Flynn, what
is the capital of Illinois?
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Easy one. Springfield.
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(Monkey chattering)
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See, Rocky? It's going to be fine.
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Name the first President
of The United States.
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Hmm... That one's tricky.
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I should know this one since we're
studying the presidents in school
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and I've been spending a lot of extra
time there lately, haven't I, CeCe?
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Oh, wait, now I remember.
The first President was...
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Santa Claus.
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(Gong sounding)
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Sorry, no, the answer
is George Washington.
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Aw...
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Weirdettes, spin that "Wheel
of Super Bad Punishment Time"!
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Get ready for Sparkly Clean Mouth Joy!
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Toothpaste? We have to brush our teeth?
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Yay, good spin! Nothing more
important than a little oral hygiene.
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But, um, where are the toothbrushes?
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Good question! Audience?
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All: Let's Get Weird!
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(Groaning in disgust)
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Ewe, it's wet, it's wet, it's wet.
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All: (Chanting) Brush! Brush! Brush!
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(Both whimpering)
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I don't want to do this.
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All: Ewe!
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I don't know about everybody
else, but I love this show.
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Japan rules!
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Uh, ask Gloria what
her favorite movie is.
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Okay.
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(Praising Ty in Spanish)
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(Flirting in Spanish)
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Well?
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Avatar.
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Really?
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You were talking for, like, five
minutes and that's all she said?
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Dude. Dude. Dude. Personal space.
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Right. I'm going to get some more pizza.
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I'll be right back. Yeah.
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I like...
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Avatar too.
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You know for some
reason, I feel like Flynn,
250
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:32,435
is purposely getting
these questions wrong.
251
00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:35,341
- What makes you say that?
- Oh, I don't know.
252
00:15:35,342 --> 00:15:38,241
Maybe because he's over there rubbing
his hands together like a cartoon villain
253
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:41,044
and saying "you're going down!"
254
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,265
(Mouthing)
255
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,194
Oh, yeah.
256
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,933
He's mad at me, because
I won't apologize to him.
257
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:52,002
Can I make a little
suggestion as a friend?
258
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,223
Apologize!
259
00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,750
We're back! Woo-hoo! All right!
260
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:01,456
In this round, you get twenty
dollars for every right answer.
261
00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:04,020
But get it wrong and the Weirdettes
262
00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:08,881
get dumped in the Garbage
Pit of Stinky Doom.
263
00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:11,074
- Ready?
- Let's Get Weird, Hank!
264
00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:12,889
That's what I like to hear, Flynn!
265
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,079
What was last year's
highest selling video game?
266
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:20,292
Oh, he definitely knows this one.
All he does is play video games.
267
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:23,436
I believe the answer is checkers?
268
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:27,292
Oh, sorry! The answer was
Big Game Zombie Hunters.
269
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:30,833
Aw, that was my next guess.
270
00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:36,670
(Rocky and CeCe groaning)
271
00:16:36,671 --> 00:16:42,005
Rocky, I'm sitting on an
old pile of Shrimp Chow Fun.
272
00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:44,549
And it's not fun.
273
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:48,570
I have a used tissue in my mouth!
274
00:16:50,606 --> 00:16:54,184
You know what? Gloria's perfect for me.
275
00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:57,220
She's not like any girl
I've ever gone out with.
276
00:16:57,221 --> 00:16:58,488
Or is she?
277
00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:01,013
You know, she's really into you.
278
00:17:01,014 --> 00:17:04,847
Like, long term, super-exclusive
relationship into you.
279
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,557
Clingy, huh?
280
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:09,065
No. I feel the same way.
281
00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:12,286
Well then I guess it would take a lot
more for you to lose interest, huh?
282
00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:15,038
- Absolutely.
- Well, then here's some more.
283
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:18,955
She wants you to meet her entire
family, and she expects a promise ring.
284
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,552
A promise what now?
285
00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:24,250
Anything you'd like me
to translate for you?
286
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,906
Uh...
287
00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:29,199
No, thanks. I got this one.
288
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,180
Adios.
289
00:17:32,391 --> 00:17:33,679
Yes!
290
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,340
Well, that worked pretty good.
291
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,826
What? Uh-oh.
292
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,229
Welcome back!
293
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:52,075
Hey, it's time for the lightning round
where each correct answer is worth $50.
294
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:57,080
But every question you get wrong
brings the "Ultra Box Smelly No Good"
295
00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:59,662
closer to the faces of the Weirdettes.
296
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:04,454
Five wrong and they get a
face full of smelly no good!
297
00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:07,815
Oh, godfather, it's feet!
298
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,793
(Gagging)
299
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:14,030
You can smell them from here.
300
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:15,740
Okay. Question one.
301
00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:17,348
Which is bigger, the Earth or the moon?
302
00:18:17,349 --> 00:18:19,401
- Moon.
- Wrong.
303
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,718
How many inches in a foot?
304
00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:22,039
- A thousand.
- Wrong.
305
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:22,824
(Screams)
306
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:26,807
- Apologize to Flynn already!
- No! I will not let him win!
307
00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:29,518
- Flynn, she said she's sorry!
- No, I didn't!
308
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:31,363
What is the capital
of The United States?
309
00:18:31,364 --> 00:18:33,743
- Fifty.
- Wrong.
310
00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,690
How many states are there
in The United States?
311
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:38,034
- Washington D.C.
- Wrong.
312
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,223
- Apologize!
- Never!
313
00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:41,799
How many units in a baker's dozen?
314
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,558
- Thirteen.
- That's right!
315
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:45,855
- ...Hundred. Thirteen-hundred.
- That's wrong!
316
00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:47,656
Ah!
317
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:56,703
Hey, CeCe, you want some crackers
to go with that toe cheese?
318
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:58,467
Can this get any weirder?
319
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:00,295
Find out after the break on...
320
00:19:00,296 --> 00:19:03,056
Let's Get Weird!
321
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:11,210
Oh, I have a piece of
toe stuck in my hair.
322
00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:15,089
CeCe, we've used sweaty toothbrushes,
we've been dunked in garbage,
323
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,811
and we just got toe
jam jammed in our faces.
324
00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:19,703
Now, I don't know what you did, but
you better go apologize right now
325
00:19:19,704 --> 00:19:24,261
or you'll have to deal with my
Wheel of Super Bad Punishment Time.
326
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:26,182
Fine!
327
00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:32,529
Flynn, I'm sorry I didn't
pick you up from school...
328
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,595
Twice.
329
00:19:34,596 --> 00:19:37,297
I'm sorry I made you
miss your Scout meeting,
330
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:40,516
and I'm sorry for forgetting
about Crazy Cookie Day.
331
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,996
Great, you apologized for everything.
332
00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:46,189
Except for the thing
that I'm really mad about.
333
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:47,438
What?
334
00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:51,639
That you don't really care about me.
335
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:56,686
Come on, Flynn, don't say that, you're
my brother, of course I care about you.
336
00:19:56,687 --> 00:20:00,370
Much like the "Diaper of Doom"
over there, your apology stinks.
337
00:20:00,371 --> 00:20:03,273
You weren't there when I needed you.
338
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:05,900
Oh, come on, Flynn.
339
00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:08,490
When have you ever needed anyone?
340
00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:11,846
When you were three you
installed Wi-Fi in the apartment.
341
00:20:11,847 --> 00:20:17,358
And when you were six you helped
mom get a refund on her taxes.
342
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:21,124
You're more capable than anyone I know.
343
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:25,094
I guess sometimes I forget
that you're still a kid
344
00:20:25,095 --> 00:20:28,097
and that you need your big sister.
345
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:31,638
And for that I'm so sorry.
346
00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:35,922
Well, in that case...
No biggie! We're cool.
347
00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:39,309
- All right, then let's get out of here!
- Okay.
348
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,311
Yeah, yeah, we're back!
349
00:20:41,312 --> 00:20:45,281
And now, the final
question is worth $1,000.
350
00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:49,252
Flynn, in Alexandre Dumas'
classic tale about musketeers,
351
00:20:49,253 --> 00:20:51,254
how many musketeers were there?
352
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:53,716
No, no, no, no. No more questions!
353
00:20:53,717 --> 00:20:55,599
Okay. Everything's
fine now. They made up!
354
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,195
I don't know what you're
talking about, and I don't care!
355
00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:01,164
Don't worry, Rocky. I got this one.
356
00:21:01,165 --> 00:21:03,029
There were three musketeers, Hank.
357
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:05,010
(Gong sounding) Wrong!
358
00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:06,956
There were four
musketeers! Four musketeers!
359
00:21:06,957 --> 00:21:09,138
That's right! But your
answers don't count!
360
00:21:09,139 --> 00:21:12,275
Time for "Baby Birds Make Chow-Chow"!
361
00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:16,263
Oh, I love baby birds!
They're just so cute!
362
00:21:16,264 --> 00:21:18,147
Those aren't baby birds.
363
00:21:18,148 --> 00:21:22,288
CeCe, I think we're the baby birds.
364
00:21:22,746 --> 00:21:25,121
Open wide, it's lunch time!
365
00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:27,222
Oh, no!
366
00:21:37,956 --> 00:21:43,581
Okay, the game show turned out to be
a little different than we expected.
367
00:21:43,582 --> 00:21:45,831
But let me make it up to you.
368
00:21:45,832 --> 00:21:49,197
How, is there a new game
show at the raw sewage plant?
369
00:21:49,198 --> 00:21:53,883
Or maybe you got us a gig
dancing in a nuclear reactor.
370
00:21:53,884 --> 00:21:56,336
Come on girls, one more chance.
371
00:21:56,337 --> 00:21:57,906
Save it Frumkin.
372
00:21:57,907 --> 00:22:01,642
We are not interested in being
represented by you anymore.
373
00:22:01,643 --> 00:22:05,931
Fine! But you still owe me ten percent
of your earning from the game show gig.
374
00:22:05,932 --> 00:22:09,517
- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
375
00:22:09,518 --> 00:22:11,722
Okay then, you got it.
376
00:22:11,723 --> 00:22:13,943
[Whistles]
377
00:22:20,761 --> 00:22:24,961
You know what you've got star power!
378
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,640
You've got "it"!
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