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Well! It took forever to be finally full.
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What do you guys think? Pretty nice, huh?
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Yeah, it's a giant tank of awesome!
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Yeah, but I had to pee three
times watching you fill it.
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Oh, great, four.
Wait. False alarm.
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You know, I'm a little torn.
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It's beautiful to look at,
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but I just can't get over the fact
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that they're swimming around
in their own bathroom.
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So were you in Nana's pool last summer.
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So, where'd you get it?
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I got it from Jimmy One Eye.
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It was either that or his massage chair.
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And I happen to know that he's
used that one in the buff.
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Solid choice on the fish tank.
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Be right back, Uncle Frank.
I'm gonna go deliver to Vainglorious.
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All right.
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Wait. Vainglorious?
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Theodore Vainglorious?
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Yeah, why?
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He's the hottest choreographer of the 9os,
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who began his career as a
young dancer on Broadway
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in the short-lived adaptation
of Jaws: The Musical.
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One night he met Madonna and
she said, "I love your moves,"
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and the next thing you know,
she was doing his moves
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and he went on to choreograph every
major music video of the decade.
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How do you know all that?
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Well, remember that one time I
got an A on a research report?
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Oh, right, "Theodore Vainglorious:
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"An Exploration of Modern
and Supercool Dance."
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Yeah. My mom
had it framed.
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It's on the wall right next to
all my participant ribbons.
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I still have no idea
why he's such a big deal.
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Because he's the guy who came up with this.
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The Double Pegasus!
I know that move.
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See?
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Wow!
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Deuce, we are delivering this pizza.
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What?
Uh, excuse me,
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we're not just gonna show up at
Theodore's apartment with a pizza.
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Ooh, guys, check it out.
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A triggerfish, a clown
fish, African cichlids,
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oh, gouramis, oh, and gobies!
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What?
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You think you're the only one who's
ever gotten an A on a research report?
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♪ Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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♪ It can get a little crazywhen the kick hits the 4
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♪ Make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore
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♪ Don't knock itWe can't take it no more
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♪ Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ Dust yourself offShake it up, shake it up
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♪ DJ set it off,take it up a notch
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♪ All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it upYou got to change it up
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♪ And when you've had enoughSh-sh-sh-shake it up
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♪ Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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We are about to meet
choreographers of our time.
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Plus, I've seen pictures. He was two ** back in the 9os.
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Yeah, but that was a long time ago.
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I bet now he's got
distinguished older guy vibe
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like Usher or Justin Timberlake.
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Come in!
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Are you sure this is the right place?
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Well, if not,
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I think we found Theodore's than we are.
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New delivery girls.
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Hey, what happened
to the kid with the eyebrow?
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Yeah, more important, what
happened to the guy on the horse?
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Um, are you the same Theodore Vainglorious
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who invented the Double Pegasus?
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Oh, oh, I understand the confusion.
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I've had my teeth whitened since
the portrait was commissioned.
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Right, I knew there
was something different.
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It's me.
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I got tired of my penthouse
overlooking the city.
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I'm really into the urban scene now.
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Drink in my view.
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Gorgeous!
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Now, run along, girls,
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Got a big show to get ready for.
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Oh, you're choreographing something new?
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No, I'm watching
Wheel of Fortune.
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It's college week.
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Unbelievable.
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Unbelievable.
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Run out of your favorite
color of spray tan, Gary?
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No.
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My bosses want something
promotable on the show,
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something that'll grab viewers
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and slap the remote
right out of their hands,
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but I got nothing.
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Ooh! Ooh!
Wait a minute.
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We can get Theodore Vainglorious!
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You can?
We can?
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The Theodore Vainglorious?
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Theodore "Double Pegasus" Vainglorious?
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Theodore...
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Vainglorious?
You know him?
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Sure, the three of us are like this.
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I mean, this.
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Do it.
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I'm gonna call corporate
and take all the credit.
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I mean sing your praises.
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No, I mean take all the credit.
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Okay, one, what are you doing?
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And, two, what are you doing?
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Look, we are going to help
Theodore Vainglorious.
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Rocky, if we really wanted to help him,
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we'd get him a couch that's not held
together by duct tape and willpower.
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Come on, let's not get involved.
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CeCe, Theodore's fallen on some hard times.
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And I know he's not what he once was,
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but we could help pick him back up.
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Unfortunately, I'm a little busy
doing absolutely anything else.
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Come on.
CeCe, if I fell,
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wouldn't you be there to pick me back up?
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Wait.
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Don't answer that.
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I want to believe the answer is yes.
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Deuce!
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I got something for ya.
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Let me guess, another insult?
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What are you gonna make fun of now?
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My hair? My hygiene?
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Or you're gonna go with a
classic, like my eyebrows.
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You are so sensitive, you furry,
stinky, caterpillar-eyed guy.
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No, I need someone to hold the
key to the cash register.
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Me?
Yeah.
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You trust me the most?
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No, you're just the first one I saw.
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Ah.
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Well, you can count on me, Uncle Frank.
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I swear I'll put that key in a place
where no one can ever find it.
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Oh, you're gonna put it
next to your deodorant?
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Hey, I do insult you a lot.
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Don't lose that key.
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Wow, that's a big responsibility.
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Are you sure you can handle it?
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Please. How hard is it
to hold onto a key?
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And where exactly is the key right now?
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It's right...
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I lost it!
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Not good.
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All bad. Life ruined.
Game over.
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Dude, he hasn't given it to you yet.
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I knew that.
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I'll have the rent check tomorrow, I swear!
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Uh, it's not your landlord.
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It's opportunity knocking.
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What are you girls doing here?
I didn't order a pizza.
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We want you to choreograph the next
episode of Shake It Up, Chicago!
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You mean the local teen TV dance show?
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Yeah!
No thanks.
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Wait, no, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
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Wait. This could be a very
great opportunity for you.
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But that's not where my head is at.
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I prefer the world of teaching now.
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You teach dance?
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I teach the senior citizens
aqua aerobics class at the Y.
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You're a little young,
but feel free to stop by.
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It's never too early to battle arthritis.
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You're a genius, and we
really, really need you.
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You have my attention.
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Go on.
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Well, we just think that this
would be a great opportunity
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to expose a whole new generation
to your amazing talent.
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Still listening.
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It pays 500 bucks.
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I am in!
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Lake Superior whitefish.
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Let's rock, ladies!
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So, there we were on top
of Madison Square Garden.
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Me, Madonna, a young Lady Gaga,
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who back then was called Baby Gaga,
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to those of us who really
knew her, Goo-Goo Gaga.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Dude, helping Theodore was a great idea.
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He's amazing!
Yes,
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but the show is in two days,
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and he hasn't shown us any moves.
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We've learned nothing.
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Um, excuse me, I believe we've learned
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that Madonna's not a morning person,
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and Usher was once an usher.
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So, we all jump out
and yell, "Surprise!"
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Michael was so shocked, one of
his sequined gloves fell off.
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I said, "Now, that is
an interesting look."
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And the rest is history.
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Great story, great story.
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Hey, how about we learn that dance?
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Okay. Uh, good idea.
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I guess it's time.
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Okay, kids, the maestro
will begin conducting.
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Okay, hands up, clap, turn,
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shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy,
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girls face forward, one step up,
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shake, shake, shake,
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guys turn back, hands up, clap,
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everybody jump to the right.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Interesting.
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Worked in the pool.
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Theodore, how do we put this gently...
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You don't seem to know
what the heck you're doing.
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I'm sorry?
Excuse me?
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Rocky, you know you can't
talk to him like that.
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He's Theodore "Double
Pegasus" Vainglorious.
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Born in Ohio to Marge and
Chester Vainglorious.
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My mother was in labor for two
days and I came out kicking!
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So, you're kind of late for everything.
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You really gotta start
teaching us that dance.
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You're absolutely right.
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But there's one
teeny-tiny problem.
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It's just a little hiccup.
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I'm a fraud!
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A fraud!
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I'm creatively bankrupt.
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I haven't come up with a
new move in 15 years.
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I even stole my water aerobics routine
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from another teacher at the Y.
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Now I'm wondering if he
really did know 50 Cent
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back when he was just a quarter.
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The show is in a couple of days
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and our choreographer is nothing
but tears and leg warmers.
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Come on, we've got to tell Gary.
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Oh, just give him a few minutes.
He'll pull it together.
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See? He's fine!
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All right, we'll tell Gary.
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Oh, good, 'cause here he is.
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What?
No, no, no, no!
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Gary!
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We need to talk to you about Theodore.
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I know what you're gonna say.
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I've already taken care of it.
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Oh, you did?
Yeah.
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It was wrong for taking all the
credit about bringing in Theodore,
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so I did the right thing.
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I told my bosses it was all
Rocky and CeCe's idea.
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What?
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Maybe you should call them back
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and tell them it wasn't all our idea.
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Not our idea.
No!
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Oh, yes it was.
It was all you, you, you!
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You thought of it, you got
him, you "rought him.
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But you approved it.
It was you!
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Yeah, you did!
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Stop being so modest!
And here's the best part.
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They're promoting
the heck out of this episode.
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Spending tons of money
on billboards and radio,
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and it is all because of the two of you!
256
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What ya doing?
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What? Oh, nothing.
258
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Just... Just thought I'd
straighten up the trash can.
259
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So you're not looking for the key?
260
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"Looking for the key."
That's rich. Okay.
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So you know where the key is.
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Of course, okay?
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For your information, much like
America's nuclear arsenal,
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I have devised a plan
where every 15 minutes,
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I move the key to a new,
safe, secret location
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where no one will ever find it.
267
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So this cash register key
is just a decoy key
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that you made to look like the real key?
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If that'll make me look less
stupid, then yes. Yes, it is.
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You know what, dude?
Just let me hold it.
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It's my responsibility.
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I can handle it. Okay?
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Nicely handled.
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Oh, no!
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Key in the tank!
Key in the tank!
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Hey, at least one of
the fish didn't eat it.
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Oh, wait...
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Spoke too soon.
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So annoying!
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How long does it take
to build a 20-story building?
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I'm guessing longer than two hours, CeCe.
282
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Okay, so what do we do now?
283
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The show is tomorrow
and we have no choreographer.
284
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Wait, this is your area of expertise.
285
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What do you do when you
have a test the next day,
286
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but you haven't studied at all?
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I fail.
288
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You know what? We're just gonna
have to call Gary and tell him.
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I give up.
290
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Really, Rocky?
291
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You're just going to give up 'cause
there's a little obstacle in the way?
292
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"Ooh, there's a tree in the road.
293
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"I better turn around and go back home.
294
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"I'll discover America
another time."
295
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What are you talking about?
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Columbus came here on a boat.
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Yes. Because
he didn't give up.
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Look, we're dancers.
Why can't we just choreograph it?
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Wait, that's actually a great idea.
300
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Okay, let's come up with a dance.
301
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But who can concentrate
with all that noise?
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I know!
303
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Those stupid construction
workers with their little
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and their bang! Bang!
305
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Oh, I wish they would go build
a building somewhere else.
306
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No, it's a good thing.
307
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Yes, I know, it stimulates the
economy and creates jobs.
308
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One, I am very impressed that
that just came out of your mouth.
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And, two, no.
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Do you remember your paper?
311
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It said that Theodore got his
inspiration from everyday things
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that occurred around him.
313
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So, do that, uh, jackhammer thing again.
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Okay.
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Boom! Boom!
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Boom!
317
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Boom! Boom! Boom!
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I got it, I got it!
You got it?
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Okay, ready?
320
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Boom! Boom! Boom!
321
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Boom! Boom! Boom!
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Boom!
323
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Did you find the key yet?
324
00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:22,710
Yeah. I found it
10 minutes ago.
325
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,850
Now I'm just looking for buried treasure.
326
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,590
Well, if you're gonna be like that,
327
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I'm not gonna help you at all.
328
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:30,790
You're not helping at all!
329
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Beg to differ.
330
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If it wasn't for me, the key
wouldn't even be in there.
331
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Deuce!
332
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,540
Hey, Uncle Frank.
What're you doing here?
333
00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,770
Thought I'd stop by and check out
how your restaurant's doing.
334
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,540
Oh, wait, it's mine.
335
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,880
That's a good one, Uncle Frank.
336
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,650
You should write that one down.
337
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,680
In your office.
At home.
338
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,620
Hey, have you seen, uh, Deuce?
339
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,750
Uh, he's floating around here somewhere.
340
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,560
Hey, have you checked out
the eel in the fish tank?
341
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,730
Eel? What eel?
342
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,730
Apparently there's this rare
electric Mexican eel in there.
343
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,630
How do you think Jimmy
One Eye got his name?
344
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,510
Quick, get out!
There's an electric eel in there!
345
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,810
Eel? Help me! Help me!
346
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:29,820
Wait, wait.
There's no eel, you big galoot.
347
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:32,820
Wait, if you knew he was in there,
why didn't you say anything?
348
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,650
Well, I would've.
349
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:35,550
I was just so thrilled
that he finally took a bath.
350
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,790
Now get out of there.
I need that key I gave you.
351
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,630
Key? Uh-oh.
352
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,840
I'd like to thank you girls
for dragging me down here
353
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:56,580
so I can witness my failure firsthand.
354
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,640
Perhaps later on, you can
give me a paper cut,
355
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,810
we'll pour lemon juice on it!
356
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,720
Um, actually, I think
you'll be pretty happy
357
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,780
with how your dance turned out.
358
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,520
What do you mean?
359
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:07,550
Just watch.
360
00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:09,720
Welcome back, Chicago.
361
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,490
You've heard about it all week,
362
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,460
now get ready to scrape the skies
363
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,530
with the newest dance
from my personal friend,
364
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Teddy Vainglorious!
365
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:19,630
Theodore! Larry,
my name is Theodore.
366
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,650
♪ Don't you know I got madmad skills?
367
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:45,490
♪ With a hammer andand drills
368
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:48,460
♪ So I'll get your househouse built
369
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:52,630
♪ But you gotta gimme agimme a big stack of bills
370
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:56,470
♪ Come on everybodyhelp me raise this roof
371
00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:00,540
♪ Raise this roofRai-rai-rai-raise this roof
372
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,770
♪ Come on everybodyhelp me raise this roof
373
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:08,510
♪ Raise this roofRai-rai-rai-raise this roof
374
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:12,480
♪ Never gonna eatNever gonna
sleepI'm working overtime
375
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,620
♪ Gotta stay up lateGotta get
paidI'm working overtime
376
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,620
♪ Just gonna hit it harder
377
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,620
♪ I'll push itfaster, stronger
378
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:23,700
♪ Never gonna eatNever gonna
sleepI'm working overtime
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♪ Overtime
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, overtimeOh, oh, oh, overtime
381
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♪ Overtime
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, overtimeOh, oh, oh, overtime ♪
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Let's give it up again for our Shake
It Up,Chicago! dancers!
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And our guest choreographer, the
legendary Theodore Vainglorious!
385
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,770
I have to be honest, I had nothing...
386
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:06,610
But amazing, amazing ideas,
total genius moves.
387
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,440
A true legend to work with.
388
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,540
Well, I don't know what
to say, except it's true!
389
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:16,680
♪ Don't you know I got madmad skills
390
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,450
♪ With a hammer andand drills
391
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:23,460
♪ So I'll get your househouse built
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00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:28,200
♪ But you gotta gimme agimme a big stack of bills ♪
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00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:32,620
And here aresome exclusive clips
of LadyGaga's latest music video!
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Am I crazy or is Lady Gaga doing
our construction dance moves?
395
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:46,030
How is that possible?
396
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,730
Wait, there's Theodore.
397
00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:51,670
It is great to beworking with
my oldfriend Lady Gaga.
398
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,000
I knew her whenshe was in diapers.
399
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:53,840
And not for fashion reasons.
400
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,680
But seriously,
401
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:01,040
I could not havemade my stupendous
returnto the dance world
402
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:07,140
without the help of twovery
special girls backin Chicago.
403
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:11,270
Oh, my wow! Oh, my wow! Oh, my wow!
He's going to mention us! He's going to mention us!
404
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:13,010
Pocket and bridges. My two calico kitties.
405
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:19,260
I'll see u when I get back from the tour of asia(??) girls.
406
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,200
Do u know what that means?
407
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:29,110
That he totally ripped off for dance ** credit?
408
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:30,100
No, we just qualigraph Lady Gaga.
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