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Have you ever heard of some dude named Andy Burns?

Some dude?

Okay, Andy Burns writes the coolest entertainment blog in Chicago.

I only see movies, listen to music, or eat at restaurant's he recommends.

If he hates something he "Burns" it, if he's burned something?

I'm not interested, I love him.

Yeah, he just "burned" Shake It Up Chicago.

I hate him.

What did he say?

I'm not gonna tell you, because you'll freak and get all flustered.

What! Okay no, no, I'll be fine, read...

Alright...

"The teen-dance show Shake It Up Chicago, show cases some of the worst dancing ever".

"It should really be called"...

"Makes me wanna throw-up Chicago".

- That... that... that... - Doing it!

That's ridiculous.

I don't wanna hear anymore! Keep reading...

Uh, "the music is juvenile".

"And the set looks like left-overs from a disco yard sale".

"The only thing missing is the cheesy egotistical host".

"Oh wait they have that too".

- Yeah, you know that's true. - Yeah, I get that.

You know what, we're bigger than this.

Okay, forget the review we know our show is awesome.

Yeah, he also gave us a grade of C-Minus.

- How... how... how... - Doing it again.

How dare he? Okay Rocky Blue has never gotten a C-Minus in her life.

You know that doesn't go on your permanent record right?

I know that up here.

But not here.

??? Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor ???

??? It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4 ???

??? Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore ???

??? Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it. We can't take it no more ???

??? Bring the lights up, bust the doors down ???

??? Dust yourself off. Shake It Up, Shake It Up ???

??? DJ set it off, take it up a notch ???

??? All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up ???

??? Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up. You got to change it up ???

??? And when you've had enough. Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up ???

??? Bring the lights up, bust the doors down ???

??? All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up ???

??? Shake It Up ???

I got you some cheddar string cheese for a snack, but be careful...

It's sharp!

I get it! Because it's sharp cheddar. A little cheesy but funny.

Like you.

Man! Can you believe this Friday is our one year anniversary?

What are you talking about? We've known each other since the third... oh.

You meant, you and Dina.

Right, so how are you celebrating?

Aw, I'm getting her something real fancy.

One of those giant cards that plays music when you open it.

Let me break this down for you...

It's kind of a miracle you even have a girlfriend.

You gotta get her something great!

Okay, I guess I gotta go shopping.

Yep.

Nope, too silly.

She already has too many of these.

Oh, I got it!

A slightly used snow cone machine.

Any chance you can pull a new boyfriend out of that jacket?

Because trust me, she's going to want one.

We're here to have a little chat with Mister Andy Burns.

Yes, we need to talk to him about the grade he gave us on his blog.

Do you have an appointment?

What? Uh, no.

Then you're not chatting with anyone but me, and our conversation is over.

Goodbye.

Okay, I'm sorry. Let's just back up real quick.

I'm Rocky, and this is CeCe, and you are?

A large man with a short fuse.

Now leave. Goodbye!

You know what?

I have a constitutional right to be here, we're not going anywhere.

Except back in to that elevator.

CeCe, that's him, that's Andy Burns.

- Oh, come on then. - Okay.

Um... excuse me... um... Mister Andy Burns, hi we have something to say.

Great, you're the girls from Shake It Up Chicago right?

Yes, yes we are. And I'm pretty sure it's easy to hide behind the Internet,

and say mean things about people but...

I dare you to say it to our faces.

Okay!

Your show's terrible, and your dancing stinks.

You got "burned" girls, deal with it.

Oh, come on Rocky let's just go.

- No, we're not going... - It's stupid...

Oh!

My eye! You just burned my eye!

We just burned Andy Burns.

So, it's me and Deucey's first anniversary.

And I got him a life sized Three-D sculpture cake of us,

which I'm going to give him as the Chicago Shakespeare Company,

reenacts the first time we met.

Whoa, there slow down Dina.

Okay.

A life sized...

Three-D sculpture cake...

- Which I'm going to give to... - Dina! Dina...

I think she means you're going a little overboard.

Okay, the last thing a fourteen year old guy wants

to make a big deal out of is an anniversary.

Yeah, you're going to freak him out, and he'll go running in the opposite direction.

Maybe you're right. Oh! I hope it's not too late to cancel the fireworks display,

that was going to spell out "I heart Deucey".

Ah!

Burns gives that new brain suckers movie an A-Plus, but we get a C-Minus!?

Oh my gosh, Rocky!

Please just let it go, it's just a stupid review, on a stupid blog.

Really? So, you didn't read the part of our review where he said...

"The clothes are horrible, and note the the red head"...

"Those bangs are not your friend".

We've got to do something.

Now it's personal.

What is he doing?

Well, he's either dancing, or trying to summon rain.

And he has the nerve to give us a bad review!?

Boo! F-Minus!

Hey, wait!

You're the two girls that melted my contact into my eye.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Um, you see we've come here to talk to you about changing the grade you gave us.

Wait, wait, wait, so you're not actually window washers?

I'm shocked!

Okay look, our show has some A-Plus material.

Although at this point I'm willing to accept an A-Minus.

Uh, no.

Changing a review is against a reviewer's ethics. I'm sorry.

But, oh come on! We'll prove it, just watch this dance.

All right, boombox Rocky.

- Look out! - No.

My new car's parked down there!

Ah! Oh, my head, I think I'm bleeding.

Oh, CeCe push the button! Push the button!

Hurry!

Oh, and by the way...

The accounting lady's on twenty-eight loved us.

All A's!

Okay, I got Dina an anniversary present she's gonna love.

It's the newest thing, a hope ring.

Oh yeah, now we're talking.

Let's take a look at that bad boy.

That's the hope ring?

What's your hope, that she can find it in the box?

That's the smallest diamond I've ever seen.

What diamond?

That's just a piece of lent.

All right, so what's your plan, how are you going to give it to her?

Well, I thought it all out and I decided...

I'm gonna hand it to her.

Dude, you're a hopeless romantic.

Without the romantic part.

You've got to do it all smooth and from the heart.

All right, let's have a practice run, pretend I'm Dina and give me the ring.

If you're Dina, I'm breaking up with you.

You're gonna have a lot of time to work on those

jokes when you're alone for the rest of your life.

By the way...

You would be lucky to get someone like me.

Okay.

Well, how's this...

Dina, I never expected my girlfriend to turn in to my best friend.

But you did.

And that's why the best thing to ever happen to me...

Was finding you.

Dude, are you crying!?

Nah, nah man!

I just some of the lint from your ring in my eye.

Okay, we'll give Andy the box of chocolates,

we'll do the dance, and I'm sure he'll change our grade.

Now we just have to get past Security.

Eh, no problem. Coffee drinks! Get your coffee drinks!

Today's special ice blended Cappo-Frappo something.

Um, CeCe we don't we don't have a blender, or any actual coffee drinks.

Hey!

Let me get a Marzipan Brioche.

And a double soy non-fat Caramel Macchiato.

Easy foam.

Um, sorry we're out of those...

Words that you just said.

Oh! There he is! There he is!

And there he goes, there he goes.

New plan. Abandon cart! Abandon cart!

You two again.

You know thanks to you, my eye is messed up...

I have a mild concussion, and I definitely need a new windshield.

Now girls, I mean this in the nicest possible way...

You're a nightmare.

Well, we are trying to apologize, here have a "please forgive us" chocolate.

- Is that coconut? - Yeah, isn't delicious?

I'm allergic to coconut!

I guess we won't be returning them.

Ewe!

All right it's show time!

Why, why are you stopping the elevator?

Because we're going to razzle dazzle you.

No!

She means we're going to dance for you.

Oh! In that case...

No!

Here, hold this.

Ready? 5... 6... 7... 8...

- Ow! - Sorry.

- Ow! - Sorry.

Ow!

Oh God! Oh air! Ow!

Ow!

Girls, I can't breath!

Rocky, we took his breath away.

No, no, no, CeCe I think he's claustrophobic.

Are the walls coming together like the garbage pit in Star Wars?

Oh, sorry we'll get you out of here.

Okay um, open door! Open door! Open door!

Close the door! Close the door! Close the door!

Close! Close! Close! Close!

I guess I'll just have to accept it, Andy Burns gave me my first "C".

Rocky, it's not so bad.

Look, if you turn a "C" on its side, it kinda looks like a smiley face.

Now, if you turn a "D" on its side, it looks like a laughing face.

Now, if you tuna an "F" on its side, it kinda looks like a toothbrush.

Please, stop talking.

All right, no pressure...

But if you mess this speech up your relationship with Dina is over.

- What!? - Yep.

No! I...

- Hey, Deucey. - Hi, Dina.

Okay, so um, finding the best...

Who... who's a girl... is...

Hold on, um... so uh...

My best friend's girlfriend... ta... oh!

Let me start again.

- What happened was... - What are you talking about?

I'm trying to say happy anniversary.

Oh! Is... is that today?

I didn't even realise.

How uh... how could you not realise it's an entire year we're together.

Eh, no biggie.

What, you don't think that's a big deal?

Well, then what's the point, why are we even going out?

Are you saying you don't want to go out with me?

I don't know. Are you saying you don't want to go out with me?

- Fine. - Fine!

Well, I did what you told me, and dialed it way down with Deuce.

- How did it go? - I think we broke up.

Thanks for your lousy advice.

Well, in all fairness...

What do we know? We've never had boyfriends.

I should have just gone with my instincts.

From now on, I'm doing things my way.

Hm!

Maybe Dina's right, maybe we should do things our way.

I say we go bigger with Andy Burns.

Um, even bigger then trapping him in an elevator,

and sliding down the side of a building?

Yes, even bigger.

Oh come on whats even bigger then... oh I've got it!

Come on!

Oh!

Andy Burns.

Or what's left of him.

Uh, congratulation's Mister Burns.

You've won a free dinner for two at Chicago's hottest restaurant!

Finally, something nice has happened to me.

You have no idea, but this has been the worst week of my life.

- Great see you tonight at... - Tonight? Oh...

Not going to work um...

I'm sort of stuck with my girlfriend and her family but, thanks anyway.

Uh, wait! Uh...

I got it wrong it's not dinner for two, it's dinner for four.

- But we're a total of six. - Six, it says six!

Well then, that's great.

- What's the name of the restaurant? - Crusty's Pizza.

Pizza? That's... that's not going to work. Um...

My girlfriend's parents are from out of town and...

I think they are expecting something a little more fancy-schmancy than pizza.

Um, wait you didn't let me finish.

It's Crusty's Pizza... and centipedes?

Centipedes?

Lobster! Lobster!

Lobster.

I'll be there.

Yup, I knew it would work.

My family fly's in all the way from Florida,

and all you do is take us out for pizza!?

Please no whining tonight.

This is the first meal I've had all week that has not been in an emergency room.

Will you please just try and enjoy your-self's?

All right, so I got a new plan to help win you back Dina.

- All you gotta say is... - No, no, no, I'm not saying anything.

I'm giving her the ring the way I want to.

Baked in to this pizza. Okay, no talking.

Just eating.

Hopefully no choking.

All right, good luck.

Hey Deucey, I just want to say...

No, don't say anything.

I got a special anniversary pizza for you.

Okay now chew.

Very slowly.

Ah! That music is so loud I can't even hear myself talk.

Lucky you.

Oh look, entertainment!

Ugh, I hate dinner and a show, it's so distracting.

- I mean do you watch, do you eat? - Well, I think...

Please tell me that there are no closeup magicians. They're the worst.

Yeah, they're the worst.

So, you didn't find anything unusual in the pizza...

Did ya?

Sweetie, we talked about this you can't cut your fingernails in the kitchen.

It's gotta be here. No, no, no.

- Deucey? - No.

- Sweetie? - No, no...

No!

Wait! This is one of those flash mob's isn't it?

Like somebody's gonna make a big announcement.

Every individual stands at the pinnacle, let's get visual.

- Deeper than a mineral. - Oh no, not you!

Empirical, why be cynical, one world, one love, all indivisible.

Call me the General, call me original but call me 'cuz I can rock a mic incredible!

- The party's on life support. - (Critical)

- The party's on life support. - (Critical)

- The party's on life support. - (Critical)

The party's on life-life-life-life... critical.

- The party's on life support. - (Critical)

- The party's on life support. - (Critical)

- The party's on life support. - (Critical)

The party's on life-life-life-life... critical.

- The party's on life support... - Yeah!

- The party's on life support... - Yeah!

- The party's on life support... - Yeah!

- The party's on life-life-life-life... - Get down!

- The party's on life support... - (Critical) Yeah!

- The party's on life support... - (Critical) Yeah!

- The party's on life support... - (Critical) Yeah!

The party's on life-life-life-life... critical.

Oh my God-father!

This flash mob is for me isn't it?

This is your crazy way of asking me to marry you!

Ah!

Everyone! Look what Andy put in my pizza!

It's a ring!

No!

Yes!

Andy, I will marry you.

The ring is not as big as I had hoped for but still...

The answer is yes!

Well, honey, uh, lets not rush in to anything here.

Maybe take some time to think about it.

Heck maybe even a month.

Girls! A word!

Girls!

The ring was meant for you, I'd try to get it back,

but I have a feeling that's the last one she might ever get.

Oh Deucey...

That's the nicest present I never got.

And, don't worry...

I have a gift too.

You got me a ring too?

It's beautiful.

And a beautiful ring like this, belongs on a beautiful hand.

May I?

Wow! You've got good taste.

Let's promise that we'll always be ourselves when we're around each other.

Deal.

And let's also promise never to mention to anybody we have the same size finger.

So, I guess I just couldn't deal with having a bad grade.

Are we really that bad?

Well, Roe and Christine nailed the ballet, and Calvin's tap dancing was solid.

And you two really have come a long way.

And my bangs are cute right?

Eh, not a fan.

Whoa, wait a minute if you hate the show so much...

How come you know everyone's name?

Oh and, tell us the truth or we'll just,

follow you around for the rest of your life.

- Rest of your life. - All right, all right, all right...

The truth is, fifteen years ago...

I myself auditioned to be on the show and shockingly...

I didn't get on.

Mm, so you wrote that review after all these years to get even?

Nicely done! And I thought I could hold a grudge.

All right listen, I promise I'll change the review okay?

- Is that a deal? - Yes.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to my dinner.

Apparently, I'm getting a free three pound lobster.

I'm guessing that Crusty's is about to get...

Sss...

Burned.

Coming!

Oh hello, I'm Andy, could I...

Oh no!

What are you doing here?

- I live here. - And I live upstairs.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

What are you doing here?

I just moved in down the hall.

What is taking so long!?

Wow!

This place is so much bigger than yours Andy.

I told you, you got the tiniest apartment in the building.

You never listen!

This is all your fault!

I can't see anymore! I'm going blind!

I'm seeing spots! I gotta get out of this lease!

- No, no, no, be careful there's... - Ah!

Stairs.

Oh, bad fall.

Aw, I give it a B-Minus.

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