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Have you ever heard of some
dude named Andy Burns?
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Some dude?
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Okay, Andy Burns writes the coolest
entertainment blog in Chicago.
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I only see movies, listen to music,
or eat at restaurant's he recommends.
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If he hates something he "Burns"
it, if he's burned something?
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I'm not interested, I love him.
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Yeah, he just "burned" Shake It Up Chicago.
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I hate him.
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What did he say?
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I'm not gonna tell you, because
you'll freak and get all flustered.
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What! Okay no, no, I'll be fine, read...
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Alright...
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"The teen-dance show Shake It Up Chicago,
show cases some of the worst dancing ever".
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"It should really be called"...
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"Makes me wanna throw-up Chicago".
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- That... that... that...
- Doing it!
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That's ridiculous.
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I don't wanna hear anymore! Keep reading...
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Uh, "the music is juvenile".
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"And the set looks like left-overs
from a disco yard sale".
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"The only thing missing is the
cheesy egotistical host".
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"Oh wait they have that too".
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- Yeah, you know that's true.
- Yeah, I get that.
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You know what, we're bigger than this.
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Okay, forget the review we
know our show is awesome.
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Yeah, he also gave us a grade of C-Minus.
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- How... how... how...
- Doing it again.
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How dare he? Okay Rocky Blue has
never gotten a C-Minus in her life.
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You know that doesn't go on
your permanent record right?
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I know that up here.
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But not here.
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??? Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor ???
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??? It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4 ???
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??? Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore ???
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??? Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more ???
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??? Bring the lights up, bust the doors down ???
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??? Dust yourself off. Shake
It Up, Shake It Up ???
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??? DJ set it off, take it up a notch ???
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??? All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up ???
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??? Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up. You
got to change it up ???
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??? And when you've had enough.
Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up ???
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??? Bring the lights up, bust the doors down ???
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??? All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up ???
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??? Shake It Up ???
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I got you some cheddar string cheese
for a snack, but be careful...
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It's sharp!
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I get it! Because it's sharp cheddar.
A little cheesy but funny.
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Like you.
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Man! Can you believe this Friday
is our one year anniversary?
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What are you talking about? We've known
each other since the third... oh.
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You meant, you and Dina.
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Right, so how are you celebrating?
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Aw, I'm getting her something real fancy.
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One of those giant cards that
plays music when you open it.
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Let me break this down for you...
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It's kind of a miracle you
even have a girlfriend.
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You gotta get her something great!
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Okay, I guess I gotta go shopping.
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Yep.
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Nope, too silly.
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She already has too many of these.
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Oh, I got it!
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A slightly used snow cone machine.
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Any chance you can pull a new
boyfriend out of that jacket?
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Because trust me, she's going to want one.
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We're here to have a little
chat with Mister Andy Burns.
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Yes, we need to talk to him about
the grade he gave us on his blog.
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Do you have an appointment?
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What? Uh, no.
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Then you're not chatting with anyone
but me, and our conversation is over.
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Goodbye.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Let's
just back up real quick.
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I'm Rocky, and this is CeCe, and you are?
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A large man with a short fuse.
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Now leave. Goodbye!
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You know what?
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I have a constitutional right to
be here, we're not going anywhere.
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Except back in to that elevator.
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CeCe, that's him, that's Andy Burns.
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- Oh, come on then.
- Okay.
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Um... excuse me... um... Mister Andy
Burns, hi we have something to say.
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Great, you're the girls from
Shake It Up Chicago right?
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Yes, yes we are. And I'm pretty sure
it's easy to hide behind the Internet,
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and say mean things about people but...
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I dare you to say it to our faces.
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Okay!
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Your show's terrible, and
your dancing stinks.
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You got "burned" girls, deal with it.
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Oh, come on Rocky let's just go.
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- No, we're not going...
- It's stupid...
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Oh!
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My eye! You just burned my eye!
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We just burned Andy Burns.
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So, it's me and Deucey's first anniversary.
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And I got him a life sized
Three-D sculpture cake of us,
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which I'm going to give him as
the Chicago Shakespeare Company,
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reenacts the first time we met.
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Whoa, there slow down Dina.
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Okay.
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A life sized...
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Three-D sculpture cake...
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- Which I'm going to give to...
- Dina! Dina...
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I think she means you're
going a little overboard.
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Okay, the last thing a
fourteen year old guy wants
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to make a big deal out
of is an anniversary.
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Yeah, you're going to freak him out, and
he'll go running in the opposite direction.
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Maybe you're right. Oh! I hope it's not
too late to cancel the fireworks display,
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that was going to spell
out "I heart Deucey".
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Ah!
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Burns gives that new brain suckers movie
an A-Plus, but we get a C-Minus!?
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Oh my gosh, Rocky!
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Please just let it go, it's just a
stupid review, on a stupid blog.
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Really? So, you didn't read the
part of our review where he said...
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"The clothes are horrible, and
note the the red head"...
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"Those bangs are not your friend".
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We've got to do something.
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Now it's personal.
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What is he doing?
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Well, he's either dancing,
or trying to summon rain.
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And he has the nerve to
give us a bad review!?
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Boo! F-Minus!
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Hey, wait!
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You're the two girls that
melted my contact into my eye.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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Um, you see we've come here to talk to you
about changing the grade you gave us.
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Wait, wait, wait, so you're
not actually window washers?
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I'm shocked!
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Okay look, our show has
some A-Plus material.
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Although at this point I'm
willing to accept an A-Minus.
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Uh, no.
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Changing a review is against a
reviewer's ethics. I'm sorry.
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But, oh come on! We'll prove
it, just watch this dance.
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All right, boombox Rocky.
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- Look out!
- No.
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My new car's parked down there!
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Ah! Oh, my head, I think I'm bleeding.
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Oh, CeCe push the button! Push the button!
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Hurry!
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Oh, and by the way...
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The accounting lady's on
twenty-eight loved us.
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All A's!
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Okay, I got Dina an anniversary
present she's gonna love.
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It's the newest thing, a hope ring.
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Oh yeah, now we're talking.
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Let's take a look at that bad boy.
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That's the hope ring?
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What's your hope, that she
can find it in the box?
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That's the smallest diamond I've ever seen.
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What diamond?
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That's just a piece of lent.
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All right, so what's your plan, how
are you going to give it to her?
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Well, I thought it all out and I decided...
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I'm gonna hand it to her.
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Dude, you're a hopeless romantic.
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Without the romantic part.
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You've got to do it all
smooth and from the heart.
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All right, let's have a practice run,
pretend I'm Dina and give me the ring.
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If you're Dina, I'm breaking up with you.
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You're gonna have a lot
of time to work on those
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jokes when you're alone for
the rest of your life.
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By the way...
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You would be lucky to get someone like me.
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Okay.
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Well, how's this...
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Dina, I never expected my girlfriend
to turn in to my best friend.
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But you did.
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And that's why the best thing
to ever happen to me...
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Was finding you.
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Dude, are you crying!?
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Nah, nah man!
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I just some of the lint
from your ring in my eye.
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Okay, we'll give Andy
the box of chocolates,
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we'll do the dance, and I'm
sure he'll change our grade.
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Now we just have to get past Security.
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Eh, no problem. Coffee drinks!
Get your coffee drinks!
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Today's special ice blended
Cappo-Frappo something.
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Um, CeCe we don't we don't have a
blender, or any actual coffee drinks.
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Hey!
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Let me get a Marzipan Brioche.
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And a double soy non-fat Caramel Macchiato.
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Easy foam.
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Um, sorry we're out of those...
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Words that you just said.
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Oh! There he is! There he is!
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And there he goes, there he goes.
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New plan. Abandon cart! Abandon cart!
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You two again.
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You know thanks to you,
my eye is messed up...
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I have a mild concussion, and I
definitely need a new windshield.
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Now girls, I mean this in
the nicest possible way...
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You're a nightmare.
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Well, we are trying to apologize, here
have a "please forgive us" chocolate.
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- Is that coconut?
- Yeah, isn't delicious?
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I'm allergic to coconut!
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I guess we won't be returning them.
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Ewe!
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All right it's show time!
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Why, why are you stopping the elevator?
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Because we're going to razzle dazzle you.
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No!
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She means we're going to dance for you.
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Oh! In that case...
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No!
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Here, hold this.
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Ready? 5... 6... 7... 8...
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- Ow!
- Sorry.
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- Ow!
- Sorry.
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Ow!
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Oh God! Oh air! Ow!
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Ow!
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Girls, I can't breath!
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Rocky, we took his breath away.
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No, no, no, CeCe I think
he's claustrophobic.
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Are the walls coming together like
the garbage pit in Star Wars?
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Oh, sorry we'll get you out of here.
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Okay um, open door! Open door! Open door!
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Close the door! Close the door!
Close the door!
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Close! Close! Close! Close!
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I guess I'll just have to accept it,
Andy Burns gave me my first "C".
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Rocky, it's not so bad.
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Look, if you turn a "C" on its side,
it kinda looks like a smiley face.
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Now, if you turn a "D" on its side,
it looks like a laughing face.
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Now, if you tuna an "F" on its side,
it kinda looks like a toothbrush.
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Please, stop talking.
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All right, no pressure...
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But if you mess this speech up your
relationship with Dina is over.
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- What!?
- Yep.
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No! I...
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- Hey, Deucey.
- Hi, Dina.
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Okay, so um, finding the best...
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Who... who's a girl... is...
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Hold on, um... so uh...
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My best friend's girlfriend... ta... oh!
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Let me start again.
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- What happened was...
- What are you talking about?
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I'm trying to say happy anniversary.
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Oh! Is... is that today?
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I didn't even realise.
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How uh... how could you not realise
it's an entire year we're together.
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Eh, no biggie.
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What, you don't think that's a big deal?
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Well, then what's the point,
why are we even going out?
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Are you saying you don't
want to go out with me?
244
00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:18,101
I don't know. Are you saying you
don't want to go out with me?
245
00:14:18,102 --> 00:14:20,682
- Fine.
- Fine!
246
00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:27,361
Well, I did what you told me, and
dialed it way down with Deuce.
247
00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:30,779
- How did it go?
- I think we broke up.
248
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,849
Thanks for your lousy advice.
249
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:34,910
Well, in all fairness...
250
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:38,805
What do we know? We've
never had boyfriends.
251
00:14:38,806 --> 00:14:41,264
I should have just gone with my instincts.
252
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:44,147
From now on, I'm doing things my way.
253
00:14:44,148 --> 00:14:45,948
Hm!
254
00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:52,149
Maybe Dina's right, maybe we
should do things our way.
255
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,857
I say we go bigger with Andy Burns.
256
00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:57,609
Um, even bigger then
trapping him in an elevator,
257
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:02,050
and sliding down the side of a building?
258
00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:04,672
Yes, even bigger.
259
00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:08,160
Oh come on whats even bigger then...
oh I've got it!
260
00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:10,321
Come on!
261
00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:23,367
Oh!
262
00:15:23,368 --> 00:15:25,122
Andy Burns.
263
00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:27,588
Or what's left of him.
264
00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:31,489
Uh, congratulation's Mister Burns.
265
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:37,650
You've won a free dinner for two
at Chicago's hottest restaurant!
266
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:41,441
Finally, something nice has happened to me.
267
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:46,336
You have no idea, but this has
been the worst week of my life.
268
00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:50,038
- Great see you tonight at...
- Tonight? Oh...
269
00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:51,862
Not going to work um...
270
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:55,809
I'm sort of stuck with my girlfriend
and her family but, thanks anyway.
271
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,398
Uh, wait! Uh...
272
00:15:57,399 --> 00:16:02,761
I got it wrong it's not dinner
for two, it's dinner for four.
273
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,658
- But we're a total of six.
- Six, it says six!
274
00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:09,026
Well then, that's great.
275
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:13,031
- What's the name of the restaurant?
- Crusty's Pizza.
276
00:16:13,032 --> 00:16:16,876
Pizza? That's... that's
not going to work. Um...
277
00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:20,166
My girlfriend's parents are
from out of town and...
278
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:25,403
I think they are expecting something a
little more fancy-schmancy than pizza.
279
00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:28,555
Um, wait you didn't let me finish.
280
00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:32,816
It's Crusty's Pizza... and centipedes?
281
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:35,092
Centipedes?
282
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:37,793
Lobster! Lobster!
283
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,859
Lobster.
284
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,635
I'll be there.
285
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:45,116
Yup, I knew it would work.
286
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:52,494
My family fly's in all
the way from Florida,
287
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:56,458
and all you do is take us out for pizza!?
288
00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:59,177
Please no whining tonight.
289
00:16:59,178 --> 00:17:03,516
This is the first meal I've had all week
that has not been in an emergency room.
290
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:08,130
Will you please just try
and enjoy your-self's?
291
00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:10,805
All right, so I got a new plan
to help win you back Dina.
292
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:14,171
- All you gotta say is...
- No, no, no, I'm not saying anything.
293
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:16,298
I'm giving her the ring the way I want to.
294
00:17:16,299 --> 00:17:19,369
Baked in to this pizza. Okay, no talking.
295
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,205
Just eating.
296
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,206
Hopefully no choking.
297
00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:27,306
All right, good luck.
298
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,443
Hey Deucey, I just want to say...
299
00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:33,267
No, don't say anything.
300
00:17:33,268 --> 00:17:37,212
I got a special anniversary pizza for you.
301
00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:38,923
Okay now chew.
302
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,324
Very slowly.
303
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:50,826
Ah! That music is so loud I
can't even hear myself talk.
304
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:53,107
Lucky you.
305
00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:57,114
Oh look, entertainment!
306
00:17:57,115 --> 00:18:00,788
Ugh, I hate dinner and a
show, it's so distracting.
307
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,546
- I mean do you watch, do you eat?
- Well, I think...
308
00:18:03,547 --> 00:18:07,936
Please tell me that there are no
closeup magicians. They're the worst.
309
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:11,237
Yeah, they're the worst.
310
00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:22,515
So, you didn't find anything
unusual in the pizza...
311
00:18:22,516 --> 00:18:24,347
Did ya?
312
00:18:24,348 --> 00:18:30,248
Sweetie, we talked about this you can't
cut your fingernails in the kitchen.
313
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,791
It's gotta be here. No, no, no.
314
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,129
- Deucey?
- No.
315
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:37,190
- Sweetie?
- No, no...
316
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:39,178
No!
317
00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:49,327
Wait! This is one of those
flash mob's isn't it?
318
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,615
Like somebody's gonna
make a big announcement.
319
00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:53,924
Every individual stands at the
pinnacle, let's get visual.
320
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:57,033
- Deeper than a mineral.
- Oh no, not you!
321
00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:00,426
Empirical, why be cynical, one
world, one love, all indivisible.
322
00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:04,203
Call me the General, call me original but
call me 'cuz I can rock a mic incredible!
323
00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:06,092
- The party's on life support.
- (Critical)
324
00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:08,046
- The party's on life support.
- (Critical)
325
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,832
- The party's on life support.
- (Critical)
326
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,768
The party's on life-life-life-life...
critical.
327
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:13,588
- The party's on life support.
- (Critical)
328
00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,448
- The party's on life support.
- (Critical)
329
00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:17,323
- The party's on life support.
- (Critical)
330
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,302
The party's on life-life-life-life...
critical.
331
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:21,262
- The party's on life support...
- Yeah!
332
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,122
- The party's on life support...
- Yeah!
333
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:24,865
- The party's on life support...
- Yeah!
334
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,712
- The party's on life-life-life-life...
- Get down!
335
00:19:26,713 --> 00:19:28,653
- The party's on life support...
- (Critical) Yeah!
336
00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:30,588
- The party's on life support...
- (Critical) Yeah!
337
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,361
- The party's on life support...
- (Critical) Yeah!
338
00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:37,282
The party's on life-life-life-life...
critical.
339
00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:43,174
Oh my God-father!
340
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,254
This flash mob is for me isn't it?
341
00:19:46,255 --> 00:19:49,079
This is your crazy way of
asking me to marry you!
342
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,187
Ah!
343
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:53,051
Everyone! Look what Andy put in my pizza!
344
00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:54,863
It's a ring!
345
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,664
No!
346
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:58,530
Yes!
347
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:01,218
Andy, I will marry you.
348
00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:03,616
The ring is not as big as I
had hoped for but still...
349
00:20:03,617 --> 00:20:06,497
The answer is yes!
350
00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:11,409
Well, honey, uh, lets not
rush in to anything here.
351
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,716
Maybe take some time to think about it.
352
00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:16,723
Heck maybe even a month.
353
00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,304
Girls! A word!
354
00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:22,094
Girls!
355
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,903
The ring was meant for you,
I'd try to get it back,
356
00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:28,300
but I have a feeling that's the
last one she might ever get.
357
00:20:28,301 --> 00:20:30,119
Oh Deucey...
358
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:33,129
That's the nicest present I never got.
359
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,095
And, don't worry...
360
00:20:35,096 --> 00:20:38,036
I have a gift too.
361
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,693
You got me a ring too?
362
00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:43,614
It's beautiful.
363
00:20:43,615 --> 00:20:47,189
And a beautiful ring like this,
belongs on a beautiful hand.
364
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,230
May I?
365
00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:55,231
Wow! You've got good taste.
366
00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:59,185
Let's promise that we'll always be
ourselves when we're around each other.
367
00:20:59,186 --> 00:21:00,455
Deal.
368
00:21:00,456 --> 00:21:06,134
And let's also promise never to mention
to anybody we have the same size finger.
369
00:21:06,135 --> 00:21:09,602
So, I guess I just couldn't
deal with having a bad grade.
370
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,672
Are we really that bad?
371
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:16,340
Well, Roe and Christine nailed the ballet,
and Calvin's tap dancing was solid.
372
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,384
And you two really have come a long way.
373
00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:20,020
And my bangs are cute right?
374
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:22,661
Eh, not a fan.
375
00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:25,697
Whoa, wait a minute if you
hate the show so much...
376
00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:27,599
How come you know everyone's name?
377
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,420
Oh and, tell us the truth or we'll just,
378
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,258
follow you around for
the rest of your life.
379
00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:34,114
- Rest of your life.
- All right, all right, all right...
380
00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:37,161
The truth is, fifteen years ago...
381
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:41,431
I myself auditioned to be on
the show and shockingly...
382
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:43,564
I didn't get on.
383
00:21:43,565 --> 00:21:49,465
Mm, so you wrote that review after
all these years to get even?
384
00:21:49,715 --> 00:21:53,602
Nicely done! And I thought
I could hold a grudge.
385
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,654
All right listen, I promise
I'll change the review okay?
386
00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:59,023
- Is that a deal?
- Yes.
387
00:21:59,024 --> 00:22:01,574
Now if you'll excuse me I have
to get back to my dinner.
388
00:22:01,575 --> 00:22:06,735
Apparently, I'm getting a
free three pound lobster.
389
00:22:08,605 --> 00:22:11,377
I'm guessing that Crusty's
is about to get...
390
00:22:11,378 --> 00:22:12,838
Sss...
391
00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:14,879
Burned.
392
00:22:17,999 --> 00:22:20,039
Coming!
393
00:22:23,589 --> 00:22:25,539
Oh hello, I'm Andy, could I...
394
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,580
Oh no!
395
00:22:28,396 --> 00:22:29,920
What are you doing here?
396
00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:31,675
- I live here.
- And I live upstairs.
397
00:22:31,676 --> 00:22:32,892
Oh, no.
398
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,993
Oh, no!
399
00:22:35,516 --> 00:22:36,961
What are you doing here?
400
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:39,458
I just moved in down the hall.
401
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,211
What is taking so long!?
402
00:22:42,212 --> 00:22:44,072
Wow!
403
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:48,020
This place is so much
bigger than yours Andy.
404
00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:51,164
I told you, you got the tiniest
apartment in the building.
405
00:22:51,165 --> 00:22:53,925
You never listen!
406
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:58,763
This is all your fault!
407
00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:01,352
I can't see anymore! I'm going blind!
408
00:23:01,353 --> 00:23:04,818
I'm seeing spots! I gotta
get out of this lease!
409
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:09,319
- No, no, no, be careful there's...
- Ah!
410
00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:12,161
Stairs.
411
00:23:13,565 --> 00:23:15,992
Oh, bad fall.
412
00:23:15,993 --> 00:23:18,052
Aw, I give it a B-Minus.
413
00:23:18,053 --> 00:23:23,953
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