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[Man] I'm shake it up, Chicago's

mystery guest of the week.

See if you can guess who I am.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! It's Justin Bieber!

Gunther is right.

It is the great Bieber.

You always guess Justin Bieber,

and it's never gonna be Justin Bieber.

Last week, it was almost Justin Bieber.

No. It was a dancing monkey

named the great Biebo.

So close.

I have blond hair and green eyes.

It's Kent Boyd from so you think you can dance.

How can you guess that so quickly?

I don't guess.

I know.

She has the blood of a witch.

Hah! Do you think

that just because we come from a small Mountain country

that we believe in such nonsense?

Hi. I'm Kent Boyd from so you think you can dance.

[Both gasp] [Hisses]

[Screams] Witch!

[Laughing]

♪ [Dance]

♪ It's all amazing tonight ♪ [Cheering]

♪ The energy's coming up ♪

♪ it feels amazing tonight ♪

♪ it's all electric ♪

♪ tonight is all electric ♪

♪ and we are all connected ♪

♪ the energy is epic ♪

♪ invading all our senses ♪

♪ I'm like a generator ♪

♪ I'll spark you now or later ♪

♪ shakin' like the equator, movin' like an escalator ♪

♪ I'm not afraid of being more than just a human being ♪

♪ freein' every part of me ♪

♪ once I start there's no stoppin' me ♪

♪ so I stomp to the beat, and I reach for the moon ♪

♪ jump to my feet when the bass goes ♪ [Bass thuds]

♪ Bass goes zoom, body heat rises ♪

♪ and the whole place goes off like geysers ♪

♪ it's all amazing tonight ♪

♪ it's all electric ♪

♪ [ends] [Applause, cheers]

[Selena gomez] everybody, everybody

♪ get out on the floor ♪

♪ it can get a little crazy ♪

♪ when the kick hits the floor ♪

♪ make a scene, make a scene ♪

♪ nobody can ignore ♪

♪ don't knock it till you rock it ♪

♪ we can't take it no more ♪

♪ bring the lights up ♪

♪ bust the doors down ♪

♪ dust yourself off ♪

♪ shake it up, shake it up ♪

♪ dj, set it off ♪

♪ take it up a notch ♪

♪ all together now ♪

♪ shake it up, shake it up ♪

♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪

♪ you gotta change it up ♪

♪ and when you've had enough ♪

♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪

♪ bring the lights up ♪

♪ bust the doors down ♪

♪ all together now ♪

♪ shake it up, shake it up ♪

♪ shake it up ♪

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- Shake it Up - - 01x05 -

- Switch. - Switch.

Hey, you want to go to the park and check out some boys?

I can't. I have to work on a book report.

[Both laughing]

A book report.

[Both sigh]

- Switch. - Switch.

[Flynn] Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

Flynn, keep it down!

What's going on up there?

Practicing. He's been taking karate.

Ooh, I've always wanted to try that.

We should go take a class. It could be fun.

What sounds fun about it?

Kicking, screaming, rolling around on the floor.

It's like watching my mom on report card day.

[Flynn] Hi-yah!

[Item shatters]

[Flynn] Hey, Cece, where's the glue gun?

Good news, rocky. You know how you always wanted

to "hang out" with Ricky nestor?

Yeah, well, I've always wanted to hang out with him,

not "hang out."

Well, good news. You get to "hang out" with him at the movies.

Or hang out with him at "the movies."

Um, just the three of us? Uh...

No, no. His sister Theresa's coming, too.

She and I are gonna "hang out."

Ow. My fingers are starting to "cramp up." Ow.

Yeah, totally. You know what? Text me with the deets.

You know what? My fingers hurt too much now.

I'll just "call." Ow.

Why do I keep doing that? I'm so "stupid." Ow!

Yah! Yah!

Hoooooo! Yah!

[Shatters]

[Knocking]

I got it, mom!

Salutations, age-appropriate friend

that my mom insists will be good for me in the long run.

What up, overachiever genius kid

my mom hopes will rub off on me?

Wow. What happened to you?

Was there an explosion in your lab?

Did you get superpowers?

Jump on the wall. Let's see if you stick.

A bully has attacked me.

Dude, no. Who is he?

Sally van Buren.

Sally van Buren?

The girl who played a tulip in the school play last year?

Sadly, yes.

She was extremely aggressive

and eloquently expressed herself

with small, bony fists.

Let me get this straight.

The flower who sang "I have tulips to kiss my mommy"...

Beat you up, stole your shoes and broke your glasses?

I never said this was a tale of good fortune.

Dude, you've gotta take karate with me.

Ah, yes. The ancient martial art karate.

I know it would please my father

to see me do something that makes me perspire.

You think too much. Don't you for once in your life

just want to explode into mindless violence?

I don't know. Let me think about it.

Stop thinking!

Ow!

[Groans]

That was the one place Sally left alone.

♪ [Suspenseful]

[All scream]

Whoa. This is the perfect date movie.

It's a mix between a slasher movie and a chick flick.

Eat, pray, kill.

I watch everything in 3d. [Chainsaw motor revs]

[Woman screams]

It's like the nose landed right in my popcorn.

Hey. Excuse me. Pardon me.

Coming through. Did I miss anything good?

One hacked off nose, two ears, a leg,

and Bobby proposed.

Ohh.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm Cece. She's my BFF.

[Both squeal]

Uh, what's she doing here?

Um, I invited her.

Two girls are better than one, right, Ricky?

I don't know. This is my first time out with a girl,

and you're frightening me.

There's nothing to be scared of.

[Chainsaw buzzes] [All scream]

Whoa.

So that's what's inside an eyeball.

Hey, popcorn mix-it-up?

Please.

I can't eat that now. I'm allergic to peanuts.

Oh. What happens?

I swell up, my face breaks out in hives, and I can't breathe.

Oh.

I don't like cilantro.

This movie's close to putting me to sleep.

[Sighs]

[Yawns] Yeah, I'm kind of sleepy, too.

[Laughing]

That's your move? It is ancient.

I know.

I believe Fred Flintstone used it on Wilma.

[Laugh, squeal]

Look, Ricky, you're cute,

but you don't want to learn moves from deuce.

He has to put peanut butter on his mouth

to get dogs to kiss him.

And, hey, quit busting everybody's chops.

If you two aren't having a good time, why don't you just leave?

Good idea.

No, not you two. No.

No. Theresa, wait!

Whoa.

Deuce really messed up with Theresa, huh?

Yeah. But you know what? She seems like a nice girl.

They'll make up.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through.

I'm not crying. I have butter and salt in my eyes, so...

Ah. Egg salad on wheat.

Peanut butter and jelly on a bagel.

Switch. Switch.

Okay, am I crazy, or did David Hayden

just nod at you?

You're not crazy. He asked me out to the movies.

Hit me with a raccoon! [Squeals]

He's, like, the third hottest guy in class.

I thought he was the fourth hottest.

Ah, he was, but then Bruce McCoy grew leg hair,

and now he looks like a monkey in shorts.

Totally. [Laughing]

[Both sigh]

Apple. Pear.

Switch. Switch.

Unbelievable. You two are unbelievable.

What's up your corduroys?

Don't you see the problem here?

You breaking out on your forehead

from all the popcorn butter?

Aside from that.

Why do you two have to do every single thing together?

I mean, I'm surprised one of you doesn't chew the food

while the other one swallows it.

Cookie? Mmm.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Look, I'm just trying to help you two,

'cause you're getting freaky.

And I mean Gunther and Tinka freaky.

That's ridiculous.

Tell me about it.

I have goat and turnip stew.

I have reindeer and Sauerkraut gumbo.

Switch. Switch.

Yeah, we're nothing like them.

Yeah. Nothing.

I don't get what there is to study here, Flynn.

It's all about leverage and simple physics.

Yah! [Grunts]

Then why are you face down on the mat, Smartacus?

Welcome. Welcome, field mice.

I'm Sensei ira,

and it's my life's mission to teach everyone

the spiritual way of karate.

But first...

Tommy Thompson,

I haven't seen a check from you in two weeks.

Get out!

Let the spirit guide you

all the way to the atm machine on the corner!

I see I have a new disciple in my tribe.

Introduce yourself, young warrior.

Uhh...

my name is Henry Dillon.

I am a doctoral candidate

at the university of Chicago.

He's a weirdo genius

who got his butt kicked by a girl.

I, too, was once brought to my knees

by a small female...

my second wife Monica. Ohh!

I want to learn, Sensei.

Then first you must answer this ancient riddle.

What did the cricket say to the tiger

when he entered his den?

Nothing. There's no way

a cricket and a tiger could possibly communicate.

And technically, crickets do not speak.

They rub their legs to create auditory vibrations.

Henry, now I want to beat you up.

Whoa!

♪ Shake it up ♪

Hey, hey, hey!

So what movie are we seeing?

Eat, pray, kill.

Wait. We already saw that.

I don't want to sit through it again.

Oh, well, uh, that's a relief

because I was thinking

maybe you wouldn't want to go

and I'd just go with David.

Uh, but we always go to the movies together.

I mean, I got new shoes.

Listen, rocky, I've been doing a lot of thinking,

and you know I don't enjoy that.

But maybe deuce is right.

That his grandfather's an alien?

That would explain his third nostril.

I mean about what he said about Gunther and Tinka,

about us being together so much.

Maybe we do need a little less Cece and rocky

and a little more Cece...

And rocky.

Uh, I don't understand.

Isn't the point of having a best friend

being able to hang out with your best friend?

I'm just saying maybe for the next couple of weeks

we can try doing our own things once in a while.

Yeah. Okay. I guess so. No biggie.

So, uh, I guess I'll just see you around.

Cool. This will be good for us. You'll see.

I got to run.

Bye, mom!

Yee-ha! Yee-ha!

The underpants kid rides again!

Oh, you didn't leave with Cece.

This is awkward.

♪ Shake it up ♪

I'm so glad to be hanging out with you again.

I really missed you.

You want to go to the park and meet boys?

I go to the park every day and meet boys.

8-year-old boys!

All right, cranky pants. How about a board game.

Come on. It's been a week.

I know you miss rocky. Just call her already.

Yeah. I hate board games, too.

Paint by numbers?

Fine. Whatever you want.

[Watch beeping]

Oh, wait. Time's up.

All right, mom, I played with her an hour!

Give me my money now!

Well, fine. Who needs you?

I've got plenty of other people to hang with.

Hey, Miriam, it's Cece.

Has it been two years already?

So looks like we got a lot to catch up on.

How about you say we hang out this afternoon?

No, I had no idea you moved to Turkey.

Wow. Thanksgiving must be really awesome

over there, right?

[Dial tone] Hello?

Hello?

Hey. It's Cece.

Give me a call when you get back in.

Let's hang. Let's go crazy.

Let's go meet boys!

Call me back. Love you, grandma.

Switch.

Hey, rocky. Great to see you.

You, too.

So how'd that thing with David go?

Turns out he's not really my type.

Wasn't into you? Not at all.

What's with the new getup?

Oh, I'm taking Flynn's karate class.

Man, I'm having the best time.

Check it out.

Whaah! Whaah! Whaah!

Whoo!

It does look kind of fun.

Maybe I should... hold on, Cece.

I've got blueberry.

I've got chocolate chip.

I'll switch.

Catch up with you guys in a sec.

Who... who are they?

Oh, just some really cool girls

I met in karate class.

If you're ever not doing anything...

yeah, yeah. Not doing anything?

Are you kidding me?

This is the first free moment I've had in a week.

My phone hasn't stopped ringing.

Must be broken from all the calls.

Right. So I guess you're busy.

Busy? Theater, shopping, parties.

Plus I'm planning a trip to Turkey for Thanksgiving.

What? Do they even celebrate Thanksgiving in Turkey?

Well, the country's not called meat loaf, is it?

Anyway, I got to hit the road.

I'm catching a movie right now with a friend.

Oh. Who? Anyone I know?

Uh, just a kid at school

I've gotten tight with lately.

Super-cool chick.

[Woman screaming]

Yeah. That's what's inside an eyeball.

I have to say, Cece,

I am very surprised you invited me

to the 3-dimensional motion picture spectacular.

Why? I've always wanted to hang out with you.

But I don't like you,

and I'd always hoped you did not like me.

Come on, Tinka. We tease each other,

but that's what we do. We're frenemies,

and the first part of frenemies is friend.

Yes, and the second part is enemies.

Oh, come on, Tinka.

You're hilarious.

I'm having the best time.

You and me both.

Except for me.

Thanks again, Theresa, for giving me a second shot.

I promise you this date will work out a whole lot better.

Hey, deuce. Oh, no, not again.

Come on, Theresa. Move, move, move.

Hello. I'm Gunther, and where is Tinka?

Shh! Shh!

Oh, Gunther.

Come sit with me so we can be...

[both] The Hessenheffers!

Shh! Shh!

Oh, "shh!" Yourself.

You brought Gunther?

Of course.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you ever worry

that if you spend too much time together

that you're not individuals?

We are individuals.

We're just individuals together.

Tinka, do you have the popcorn?

Only if you brought the cocktail wienies.

What is popcorn without wienies?

That would be like lasagna without fish heads.

I can't believe I'm about to say it,

but I think I just learned something from you.

Well, it is unfortunate

that we have done you any good.

This was not our intention.

Wienie corn?

No, thanks, Tink.

Actually, I have to go talk to a friend

about being a friend.

[Woman screams]

Tinka, this is funny. Watch.

3d. It's like the finger flew right in my popcorn.

Aah! It's real!

[Screaming]

Oh, Gunther, that was a good one.

Yes. I love sophisticated comedy.

[Grunting]

Hi-yah!

Look how far you've come, young pebble.

I think you're ready for a yellow belt,

which you can purchase in my gift shop

for only 29.95.

Hi-yah!

Hi-yah!

Hiya.

Um, Cece, I thought you were too busy to come to karate,

and you said you didn't even like it.

I changed my mind.

You didn't change your mind.

You got lonely.

Ah.

Another little fish in my pond.

I must assess you, little rainbow trout.

What would you say is your level of skill?

Well, I think I'm pretty tough right now,

but, uh, by the end of the week,

I think I'd like that black belt

because, you know, black goes with everything.

This black belt does not come easily.

It took me over 20 years

to become this perfectly honed killing machine.

Cinder block.

Lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Ah, that's a load off.

Now let's see if you're made of sticks or bones.

Helga, step to the mat.

Uh, she wins.

Perhaps we should start in the other direction.

Uh, can we have the smallest grain of rice in the bowl?

Oh, dear. That would be me.

Come on, Henry. You can take her.

If you pass this class,

you get another diploma for your wall.

Diploma!

Aah!

I don't think so.

Hey, you're right, rocky.

This is fun.

Then why did it take you so long to get here?

Because I... I was listening to deuce.

I thought, maybe we're weirdos.

And then I listened to Gunther and tinka,

and I realized...

We hung out so much

because we have a great time together.

Who cares what anyone else thinks?

Okay, that'll do.

Waah!

Waah!

So basically, you've been listening

to deuce, Gunther, and tinka.

Pretty much.

Hey, here's an idea for the future.

Listen to you?

No. Listen to yourself.

And, uh, look out.

Look out for what?

Raah! Hi-yah!

I did it! I did it! I did it!

I saw.

Yes, Henry.

Now you can proudly walk around

and say you beat up a girl.

Yeah!

Rocky, I'm really listening to myself.

And what are you saying?

I hate karate.

[Chainsaw buzzes, woman screams]

This killer is crazy.

I know. Why would he throw

away berbiqo-good-kindys and lot try-of a clouber.

The Hollywood writes know nothing of real life.

- We should write a screenplay. - Yes! "The Hessenheffer,

- in 3D". - In 3D!

Oh, Shh your self.

- Shake it Up . - Shake It Up .

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