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[Man]
I'm shake it up, Chicago's
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mystery guest of the week.
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See if you can guess who I am.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
It's Justin Bieber!
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Gunther is right.
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It is the great Bieber.
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You always guess Justin Bieber,
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and it's never
gonna be Justin Bieber.
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Last week,
it was almost Justin Bieber.
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No. It was
a dancing monkey
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named the great Biebo.
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So close.
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I have blond hair
and green eyes.
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It's Kent Boyd from so you
think you can dance.
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How can you guess that
so quickly?
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I don't guess.
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I know.
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She has the blood of a witch.
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Hah! Do you think
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that just because we come
from a small Mountain country
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that we believe
in such nonsense?
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Hi. I'm Kent Boyd from
so you think you can dance.
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[Both gasp] [Hisses]
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[Screams] Witch!
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[Laughing]
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♪ [Dance]
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♪ It's all amazing tonight ♪
[Cheering]
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♪ The energy's coming up ♪
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♪ it feels amazing tonight ♪
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♪ it's all electric ♪
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♪ tonight is all electric ♪
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♪ and we are all connected ♪
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♪ the energy is epic ♪
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♪ invading all our senses ♪
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♪ I'm like a generator ♪
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♪ I'll spark you now or later ♪
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♪ shakin' like the equator,
movin' like an escalator ♪
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♪ I'm not afraid of being
more than just a human being ♪
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♪ freein' every part of me ♪
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♪ once I start
there's no stoppin' me ♪
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♪ so I stomp to the beat,
and I reach for the moon ♪
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♪ jump to my feet when the
bass goes ♪ [Bass thuds]
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♪ Bass goes zoom,
body heat rises ♪
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♪ and the whole place
goes off like geysers ♪
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♪ it's all amazing tonight ♪
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♪ it's all electric ♪
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♪ [ends]
[Applause, cheers]
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[Selena gomez]
everybody, everybody
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♪ get out on the floor ♪
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♪ it can get a little crazy ♪
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♪ when the kick
hits the floor ♪
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♪ make a scene, make a scene ♪
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♪ nobody can ignore ♪
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♪ don't knock it
till you rock it ♪
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♪ we can't take it no more ♪
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♪ bring the lights up ♪
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♪ bust the doors down ♪
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♪ dust yourself off ♪
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♪ shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ dj, set it off ♪
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♪ take it up a notch ♪
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♪ all together now ♪
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♪ shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ you gotta change it up ♪
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♪ and when you've had enough ♪
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♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ bring the lights up ♪
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♪ bust the doors down ♪
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♪ all together now ♪
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♪ shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ shake it up ♪
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- Shake it Up -
- 01x05 -
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- Switch.
- Switch.
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Hey, you want to go to the park
and check out some boys?
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I can't. I have to work
on a book report.
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[Both laughing]
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A book report.
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[Both sigh]
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- Switch.
- Switch.
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[Flynn]
Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
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Flynn, keep it down!
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What's going on up there?
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Practicing.
He's been taking karate.
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Ooh, I've always wanted
to try that.
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We should go take a class.
It could be fun.
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What sounds fun about it?
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Kicking, screaming,
rolling around on the floor.
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It's like watching my mom
on report card day.
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[Flynn]
Hi-yah!
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[Item shatters]
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[Flynn] Hey, Cece,
where's the glue gun?
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Good news, rocky.
You know how you always wanted
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to "hang out"
with Ricky nestor?
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Yeah, well, I've always
wanted to hang out with him,
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not "hang out."
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Well, good news. You get to "hang
out" with him at the movies.
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Or hang out with him
at "the movies."
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Um, just the three of us?
Uh...
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No, no. His sister
Theresa's coming, too.
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She and I
are gonna "hang out."
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Ow. My fingers are starting
to "cramp up." Ow.
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Yeah, totally. You know what?
Text me with the deets.
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You know what?
My fingers hurt too much now.
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I'll just "call." Ow.
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Why do I keep doing that?
I'm so "stupid." Ow!
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Yah! Yah!
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Hoooooo! Yah!
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[Shatters]
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[Knocking]
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I got it, mom!
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Salutations,
age-appropriate friend
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that my mom insists will be
good for me in the long run.
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What up,
overachiever genius kid
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my mom hopes
will rub off on me?
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Wow.
What happened to you?
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Was there an explosion
in your lab?
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Did you get superpowers?
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Jump on the wall.
Let's see if you stick.
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A bully has attacked me.
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Dude, no.
Who is he?
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Sally van Buren.
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Sally van Buren?
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The girl who played a tulip
in the school play last year?
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Sadly, yes.
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She was extremely aggressive
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and eloquently
expressed herself
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with small, bony fists.
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Let me get this straight.
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The flower who sang "I have
tulips to kiss my mommy"...
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Beat you up, stole your shoes
and broke your glasses?
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I never said this was
a tale of good fortune.
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Dude, you've gotta
take karate with me.
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Ah, yes. The ancient
martial art karate.
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I know it would
please my father
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to see me do something
that makes me perspire.
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You think too much.
Don't you for once in your life
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just want to explode
into mindless violence?
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I don't know.
Let me think about it.
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Stop thinking!
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Ow!
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[Groans]
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That was the one place
Sally left alone.
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♪ [Suspenseful]
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[All scream]
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Whoa. This is the perfect
date movie.
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It's a mix between a slasher
movie and a chick flick.
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Eat, pray, kill.
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I watch everything in 3d.
[Chainsaw motor revs]
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[Woman screams]
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It's like the nose
landed right in my popcorn.
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Hey. Excuse me.
Pardon me.
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Coming through.
Did I miss anything good?
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One hacked off nose,
two ears, a leg,
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and Bobby proposed.
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Ohh.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm Cece.
She's my BFF.
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[Both squeal]
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Uh, what's she doing here?
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Um, I invited her.
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Two girls are better
than one, right, Ricky?
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I don't know.
This is my first time out with a girl,
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and you're frightening me.
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There's nothing
to be scared of.
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[Chainsaw buzzes]
[All scream]
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Whoa.
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So that's what's inside
an eyeball.
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Hey, popcorn mix-it-up?
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Please.
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I can't eat that now.
I'm allergic to peanuts.
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Oh. What happens?
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I swell up, my face breaks out
in hives, and I can't breathe.
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Oh.
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I don't like cilantro.
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This movie's close
to putting me to sleep.
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[Sighs]
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[Yawns] Yeah, I'm
kind of sleepy, too.
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[Laughing]
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That's your move?
It is ancient.
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I know.
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I believe Fred Flintstone
used it on Wilma.
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[Laugh, squeal]
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Look, Ricky, you're cute,
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but you don't want
to learn moves from deuce.
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He has to put peanut butter
on his mouth
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to get dogs to kiss him.
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And, hey, quit busting
everybody's chops.
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If you two aren't having a good
time, why don't you just leave?
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Good idea.
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No, not you two. No.
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No. Theresa, wait!
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Whoa.
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Deuce really messed up
with Theresa, huh?
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Yeah. But you know what?
She seems like a nice girl.
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They'll make up.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through.
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I'm not crying.
I have butter and salt in my eyes, so...
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Ah. Egg salad on wheat.
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Peanut butter and jelly
on a bagel.
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Switch.
Switch.
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Okay, am I crazy,
or did David Hayden
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just nod at you?
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You're not crazy.
He asked me out to the movies.
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Hit me with a raccoon!
[Squeals]
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He's, like, the third
hottest guy in class.
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I thought he was
the fourth hottest.
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Ah, he was, but then
Bruce McCoy grew leg hair,
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and now he looks
like a monkey in shorts.
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Totally.
[Laughing]
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[Both sigh]
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Apple.
Pear.
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Switch.
Switch.
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Unbelievable.
You two are unbelievable.
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What's up your corduroys?
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Don't you see the problem here?
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You breaking out
on your forehead
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from all the popcorn butter?
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Aside from that.
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Why do you two have to do
every single thing together?
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I mean, I'm surprised one
of you doesn't chew the food
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while the other one
swallows it.
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Cookie?
Mmm.
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Look, I'm just trying
to help you two,
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'cause you're getting freaky.
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And I mean Gunther
and Tinka freaky.
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That's ridiculous.
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Tell me about it.
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I have goat and turnip stew.
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I have reindeer
and Sauerkraut gumbo.
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Switch.
Switch.
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Yeah, we're nothing like them.
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Yeah. Nothing.
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I don't get what there is
to study here, Flynn.
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It's all about leverage
and simple physics.
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Yah!
[Grunts]
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Then why are you face down
on the mat, Smartacus?
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Welcome.
Welcome, field mice.
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I'm Sensei ira,
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and it's my life's mission
to teach everyone
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the spiritual way of karate.
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But first...
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Tommy Thompson,
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I haven't seen a check
from you in two weeks.
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Get out!
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Let the spirit guide you
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all the way to the atm machine
on the corner!
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I see I have a new disciple
in my tribe.
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Introduce yourself,
young warrior.
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Uhh...
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my name is Henry Dillon.
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I am a doctoral candidate
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00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:05,778
at the university of Chicago.
257
00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:07,046
He's a weirdo genius
258
00:11:07,047 --> 00:11:09,482
who got his butt kicked
by a girl.
259
00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:12,018
I, too, was once
brought to my knees
260
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,553
by a small female...
261
00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:16,823
my second wife Monica.
Ohh!
262
00:11:16,824 --> 00:11:18,458
I want to learn, Sensei.
263
00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:21,527
Then first you must
answer this ancient riddle.
264
00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:23,996
What did the cricket
say to the tiger
265
00:11:23,997 --> 00:11:25,431
when he entered his den?
266
00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,233
Nothing. There's no way
267
00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:29,435
a cricket and a tiger
could possibly communicate.
268
00:11:29,436 --> 00:11:31,637
And technically,
crickets do not speak.
269
00:11:31,638 --> 00:11:34,574
They rub their legs
to create auditory vibrations.
270
00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:38,678
Henry, now I want
to beat you up.
271
00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:39,645
Whoa!
272
00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,750
♪ Shake it up ♪
273
00:11:44,918 --> 00:11:46,085
Hey, hey, hey!
274
00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:47,353
So what movie are we seeing?
275
00:11:47,354 --> 00:11:48,788
Eat, pray, kill.
276
00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:50,623
Wait. We already saw that.
277
00:11:50,624 --> 00:11:52,525
I don't want to sit
through it again.
278
00:11:52,526 --> 00:11:54,026
Oh, well, uh, that's a relief
279
00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:55,194
because I was thinking
280
00:11:55,195 --> 00:11:56,462
maybe you wouldn't want to go
281
00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:58,164
and I'd just go with David.
282
00:11:58,165 --> 00:12:00,266
Uh, but we always go
to the movies together.
283
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:02,435
I mean, I got new shoes.
284
00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:07,073
Listen, rocky, I've been
doing a lot of thinking,
285
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,641
and you know
I don't enjoy that.
286
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,577
But maybe deuce is right.
287
00:12:11,578 --> 00:12:12,979
That his grandfather's
an alien?
288
00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:16,282
That would explain
his third nostril.
289
00:12:17,885 --> 00:12:20,386
I mean about what he said
about Gunther and Tinka,
290
00:12:20,387 --> 00:12:22,155
about us being together
so much.
291
00:12:22,156 --> 00:12:25,224
Maybe we do need a little
less Cece and rocky
292
00:12:25,225 --> 00:12:27,226
and a little more Cece...
293
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:29,862
And rocky.
294
00:12:29,863 --> 00:12:32,131
Uh, I don't understand.
295
00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:34,133
Isn't the point
of having a best friend
296
00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:36,002
being able to hang out
with your best friend?
297
00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:38,471
I'm just saying maybe
for the next couple of weeks
298
00:12:38,472 --> 00:12:40,740
we can try doing our own
things once in a while.
299
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,843
Yeah. Okay. I guess so.
No biggie.
300
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:46,312
So, uh, I guess
I'll just see you around.
301
00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:48,314
Cool. This will be good
for us. You'll see.
302
00:12:48,315 --> 00:12:49,749
I got to run.
303
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,317
Bye, mom!
304
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,022
Yee-ha! Yee-ha!
305
00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:58,457
The underpants kid rides again!
306
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:03,963
Oh, you didn't leave with Cece.
307
00:13:03,964 --> 00:13:06,432
This is awkward.
308
00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:10,136
♪ Shake it up ♪
309
00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,947
I'm so glad to be
hanging out with you again.
310
00:13:16,948 --> 00:13:18,282
I really missed you.
311
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:20,751
You want to go to the park
and meet boys?
312
00:13:20,752 --> 00:13:23,821
I go to the park
every day and meet boys.
313
00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:25,890
8-year-old boys!
314
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,693
All right, cranky pants.
How about a board game.
315
00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:31,962
Come on. It's been a week.
316
00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:34,398
I know you miss rocky.
Just call her already.
317
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,967
Yeah. I hate board games, too.
318
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:38,235
Paint by numbers?
319
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:40,771
Fine. Whatever you want.
320
00:13:40,772 --> 00:13:41,872
[Watch beeping]
321
00:13:41,873 --> 00:13:43,674
Oh, wait. Time's up.
322
00:13:43,675 --> 00:13:45,910
All right, mom,
I played with her an hour!
323
00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:47,378
Give me my money now!
324
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,848
Well, fine. Who needs you?
325
00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:53,284
I've got plenty of other
people to hang with.
326
00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:58,055
Hey, Miriam, it's Cece.
327
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:01,792
Has it been two years already?
328
00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:05,496
So looks like we got a lot
to catch up on.
329
00:14:05,497 --> 00:14:08,732
How about you say
we hang out this afternoon?
330
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:11,802
No, I had no idea
you moved to Turkey.
331
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,206
Wow. Thanksgiving
must be really awesome
332
00:14:15,207 --> 00:14:16,307
over there, right?
333
00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:19,009
[Dial tone] Hello?
334
00:14:20,178 --> 00:14:21,111
Hello?
335
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:23,547
Hey. It's Cece.
336
00:14:23,548 --> 00:14:25,249
Give me a call
when you get back in.
337
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,750
Let's hang. Let's go crazy.
338
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,319
Let's go meet boys!
339
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,787
Call me back.
Love you, grandma.
340
00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:42,566
Switch.
341
00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:52,843
Hey, rocky.
Great to see you.
342
00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:53,944
You, too.
343
00:14:53,945 --> 00:14:55,913
So how'd that thing
with David go?
344
00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:57,848
Turns out
he's not really my type.
345
00:14:57,849 --> 00:14:59,650
Wasn't into you?
Not at all.
346
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:02,953
What's with the new getup?
347
00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,822
Oh, I'm taking
Flynn's karate class.
348
00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:06,357
Man, I'm having the best time.
349
00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:07,424
Check it out.
350
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,328
Whaah! Whaah! Whaah!
351
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:13,430
Whoo!
352
00:15:13,431 --> 00:15:15,666
It does look kind of fun.
353
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,702
Maybe I should...
hold on, Cece.
354
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:19,737
I've got blueberry.
355
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:20,838
I've got chocolate chip.
356
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:22,039
I'll switch.
357
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:24,908
Catch up with you guys
in a sec.
358
00:15:27,746 --> 00:15:29,513
Who... who are they?
359
00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:32,850
Oh, just some really cool girls
360
00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,051
I met in karate class.
361
00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:35,386
If you're ever
not doing anything...
362
00:15:35,387 --> 00:15:38,122
yeah, yeah.
Not doing anything?
363
00:15:38,123 --> 00:15:39,790
Are you kidding me?
364
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:42,393
This is the first free moment
I've had in a week.
365
00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:44,228
My phone
hasn't stopped ringing.
366
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,302
Must be broken
from all the calls.
367
00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:55,639
Right. So I guess
you're busy.
368
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,809
Busy? Theater, shopping,
parties.
369
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:02,112
Plus I'm planning a trip
to Turkey for Thanksgiving.
370
00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:05,949
What? Do they even celebrate
Thanksgiving in Turkey?
371
00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:08,686
Well, the country's not
called meat loaf, is it?
372
00:16:10,155 --> 00:16:12,623
Anyway, I got to hit the road.
373
00:16:12,624 --> 00:16:14,825
I'm catching a movie
right now with a friend.
374
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,827
Oh. Who? Anyone I know?
375
00:16:16,828 --> 00:16:18,729
Uh, just a kid at school
376
00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,097
I've gotten tight with lately.
377
00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:21,432
Super-cool chick.
378
00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:25,636
[Woman screaming]
379
00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:29,440
Yeah. That's what's
inside an eyeball.
380
00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:31,442
I have to say, Cece,
381
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:33,844
I am very surprised
you invited me
382
00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:37,815
to the 3-dimensional
motion picture spectacular.
383
00:16:37,816 --> 00:16:40,384
Why? I've always wanted
to hang out with you.
384
00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:42,586
But I don't like you,
385
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:45,956
and I'd always hoped
you did not like me.
386
00:16:45,957 --> 00:16:48,625
Come on, Tinka.
We tease each other,
387
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:50,561
but that's what we do.
We're frenemies,
388
00:16:50,562 --> 00:16:53,063
and the first part
of frenemies is friend.
389
00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:55,766
Yes, and the second
part is enemies.
390
00:16:57,569 --> 00:16:59,136
Oh, come on, Tinka.
391
00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:02,339
You're hilarious.
392
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,475
I'm having the best time.
393
00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:06,543
You and me both.
394
00:17:06,544 --> 00:17:08,045
Except for me.
395
00:17:09,414 --> 00:17:11,815
Thanks again, Theresa,
for giving me a second shot.
396
00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:14,551
I promise you this date will
work out a whole lot better.
397
00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:16,186
Hey, deuce.
Oh, no, not again.
398
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,988
Come on, Theresa.
Move, move, move.
399
00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:23,227
Hello. I'm Gunther,
and where is Tinka?
400
00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:24,261
Shh!
Shh!
401
00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:25,295
Oh, Gunther.
402
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,964
Come sit with me
so we can be...
403
00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:28,098
[both] The Hessenheffers!
404
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,333
Shh!
Shh!
405
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:32,569
Oh, "shh!" Yourself.
406
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,871
You brought Gunther?
407
00:17:33,872 --> 00:17:35,105
Of course.
408
00:17:35,106 --> 00:17:37,107
Let me ask you a question.
409
00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:38,542
Do you ever worry
410
00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:40,577
that if you spend
too much time together
411
00:17:40,578 --> 00:17:43,046
that you're not individuals?
412
00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,515
We are individuals.
413
00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:47,284
We're just individuals
together.
414
00:17:47,285 --> 00:17:50,287
Tinka, do you have the popcorn?
415
00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:52,222
Only if you brought
the cocktail wienies.
416
00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:54,191
What is popcorn
without wienies?
417
00:17:54,192 --> 00:17:57,961
That would be like lasagna
without fish heads.
418
00:17:57,962 --> 00:17:59,630
I can't believe
I'm about to say it,
419
00:17:59,631 --> 00:18:02,299
but I think I just learned
something from you.
420
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,935
Well, it is unfortunate
421
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:06,603
that we have done you any good.
422
00:18:06,604 --> 00:18:09,072
This was not our intention.
423
00:18:09,073 --> 00:18:11,208
Wienie corn?
424
00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:12,810
No, thanks, Tink.
425
00:18:12,811 --> 00:18:16,013
Actually, I have to go
talk to a friend
426
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:17,714
about being a friend.
427
00:18:20,452 --> 00:18:24,054
[Woman screams]
428
00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:26,757
Tinka, this is funny.
Watch.
429
00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:32,496
3d. It's like the finger
flew right in my popcorn.
430
00:18:33,565 --> 00:18:34,965
Aah! It's real!
431
00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:37,334
[Screaming]
432
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,004
Oh, Gunther,
that was a good one.
433
00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:43,974
Yes. I love
sophisticated comedy.
434
00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:48,512
[Grunting]
435
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:52,416
Hi-yah!
436
00:18:53,685 --> 00:18:57,287
Look how far you've come,
young pebble.
437
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:59,323
I think you're ready
for a yellow belt,
438
00:18:59,324 --> 00:19:01,291
which you can purchase
in my gift shop
439
00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,293
for only 29.95.
440
00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:04,828
Hi-yah!
441
00:19:04,829 --> 00:19:05,896
Hi-yah!
442
00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:07,531
Hiya.
443
00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:10,634
Um, Cece, I thought you were
too busy to come to karate,
444
00:19:10,635 --> 00:19:12,202
and you said you
didn't even like it.
445
00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:13,637
I changed my mind.
446
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,439
You didn't change your mind.
447
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,507
You got lonely.
448
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:18,742
Ah.
449
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,511
Another little fish in my pond.
450
00:19:20,512 --> 00:19:25,148
I must assess you,
little rainbow trout.
451
00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:27,851
What would you say
is your level of skill?
452
00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:30,254
Well, I think I'm
pretty tough right now,
453
00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:31,922
but, uh, by the end
of the week,
454
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,490
I think I'd like
that black belt
455
00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:36,260
because, you know,
black goes with everything.
456
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:39,096
This black belt
does not come easily.
457
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:41,064
It took me over 20 years
458
00:19:41,065 --> 00:19:44,568
to become this perfectly
honed killing machine.
459
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:48,739
Cinder block.
460
00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:55,379
Lower.
461
00:19:56,614 --> 00:19:58,081
Lower.
462
00:19:58,082 --> 00:19:59,516
Lower.
463
00:20:03,354 --> 00:20:05,222
Ah, that's a load off.
464
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:09,459
Now let's see if you're
made of sticks or bones.
465
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,762
Helga, step to the mat.
466
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,804
Uh, she wins.
467
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:24,041
Perhaps we should start
in the other direction.
468
00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:27,578
Uh, can we have the smallest
grain of rice in the bowl?
469
00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:30,581
Oh, dear. That would be me.
470
00:20:30,582 --> 00:20:33,083
Come on, Henry.
You can take her.
471
00:20:33,084 --> 00:20:35,085
If you pass this class,
472
00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:37,721
you get another diploma
for your wall.
473
00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:40,557
Diploma!
474
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:43,327
Aah!
475
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,495
I don't think so.
476
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:47,397
Hey, you're right, rocky.
477
00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:48,398
This is fun.
478
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:52,536
Then why did it take you
so long to get here?
479
00:20:52,537 --> 00:20:55,939
Because I... I was
listening to deuce.
480
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,775
I thought, maybe we're weirdos.
481
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:01,511
And then I listened
to Gunther and tinka,
482
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,146
and I realized...
483
00:21:05,283 --> 00:21:06,783
We hung out so much
484
00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:09,620
because we have a great
time together.
485
00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:11,421
Who cares
what anyone else thinks?
486
00:21:12,557 --> 00:21:13,557
Okay, that'll do.
487
00:21:13,558 --> 00:21:14,658
Waah!
488
00:21:14,659 --> 00:21:16,693
Waah!
489
00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:20,030
So basically,
you've been listening
490
00:21:20,031 --> 00:21:22,032
to deuce, Gunther, and tinka.
491
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,900
Pretty much.
492
00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:26,803
Hey, here's an idea
for the future.
493
00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:28,405
Listen to you?
494
00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:30,741
No. Listen to yourself.
495
00:21:30,742 --> 00:21:32,242
And, uh, look out.
496
00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:33,210
Look out for what?
497
00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:35,712
Raah! Hi-yah!
498
00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:38,015
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
499
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,016
I saw.
500
00:21:39,017 --> 00:21:40,384
Yes, Henry.
501
00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:41,652
Now you can proudly walk around
502
00:21:41,653 --> 00:21:43,120
and say you beat up a girl.
503
00:21:43,121 --> 00:21:44,688
Yeah!
504
00:21:45,857 --> 00:21:48,291
Rocky, I'm really
listening to myself.
505
00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:49,926
And what are you saying?
506
00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:52,896
I hate karate.
507
00:21:58,145 --> 00:22:00,670
[Chainsaw buzzes,
woman screams]
508
00:22:00,926 --> 00:22:02,593
This killer is crazy.
509
00:22:03,248 --> 00:22:05,066
I know. Why would he throw
510
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:08,561
away berbiqo-good-kindys
and lot try-of a clouber.
511
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,768
The Hollywood writes
know nothing of real life.
512
00:22:14,847 --> 00:22:18,955
- We should write a screenplay.
- Yes! "The Hessenheffer,
513
00:22:19,858 --> 00:22:21,446
- in 3D".
- In 3D!
514
00:22:24,164 --> 00:22:26,175
Oh, Shh your self.
515
00:22:27,498 --> 00:22:31,020
- Shake it Up .
- Shake It Up .
516
00:22:31,055 --> 00:22:33,496
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