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- [Door chime sounds]
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'Sup, nerfherders?
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You're late. Garth, tell her she's late.
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Uh, you just did. You're late.
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An assistant store manager is
never late, nor is she early.
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She arrives precisely when she means to.
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But we're past that now.
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The real issue here is
that you work too hard
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and you need something or
someone to occupy your time.
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That's the real issue, huh?
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Yeah, otherwise, you're
gonna end up like that.
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Oh, my God, no.
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Me meeting someone doesn't really mean
that I'll not notice that you're late.
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I wouldn't mind if you were
a couple of minutes late
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after some morning fun times.
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What about your roommate,
Jennifer? She's single, no?
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T'would be good for her to go
out with someone I do not detest.
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Ah, so it's settled.
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Nah, what's settled? Nothing's
settled. What are you talking about?
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Look, there's no time for
questions. I left my lunch at home.
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Jen's gonna be here in a
couple of minutes to drop it off
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because she's amazing,
and you need to get ready
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- to ask her out.
- [Door chime sounds]
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- That was fast.
- Hey, Mo.
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- You forgot your lunch. [chuckles]
- M'lady.
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[laughs]
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You're looking very regal.
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Oh, yeah, this is my costume.
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I'm working one of those
real life scavenger hunts.
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Jen loves games. You love games.
You have so much in common.
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- You two should go out.
- I agree.
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And it's settled.
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[self-conscious laugh]
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- I...
- [nervous laugh]
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Sync & Corrections by PetaG
www.addic7ed.com
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[door creaks]
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Hey!
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Someone's keen to take out the garbage?
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I figured I would also stay late tonight
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to sweep the roaches
out of the stock room.
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You do know that corporate's not
paying overtime anymore, right?
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Let's start our own store
with benefits and trampolines.
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Actually, it's funny
that you mentioned that.
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You know that, ah, that
game I've been working on?
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You mean that Ninja RPG thing
you're always talking about, ya weeb?
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Well, uh, it turns out some
start-up developer read my blog...
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and wants to help finance it.
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[laughing] That's amazing!
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You've been working so hard on that.
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Yeah, just every night
for the last two years.
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Everything's coming up Garth...
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your career, your love life...
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My love life, yeah,
um, speaking of which,
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I don't actually wanna go out
with your roommate tonight.
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I'm sorry, I should
stay and do inventory.
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I'll do it, yeah. You
desperately need a night off.
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I desperately need overtime hours.
You can pay me back for it later,
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you know, under the table,
out of your own pocket.
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Does Jen even like me?
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She thinks that you're totally
smart, and artistic, and adorkable.
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- Adorkable?
- Mm-hmm.
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[Sighing] I guess it is just one night.
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- [Mo, quietly] Yes!
- But I'm not
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paying you under the table. It's weird.
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Fraggle nuggets.
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If ye seek the stone of power,
ye must search the tallest tower!
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Then ye shall find the...
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treasure!
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CN Tower...
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the tallest free-standing
structure in Canada.
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Actually, Dubai beat us out
for the world record in 2010.
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Yeah, all right, pointy
thing. Can't miss it.
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Yo, m'lady, you wanna
grab ye olde lunch?
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I just brought you lunch.
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Sold it to Alister for rent money.
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They're not paying overtime
hours at the store anymore.
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I might have to go back to
my old way of making money.
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No, no, no, you can't go back to
doing that. It's morally reprehensible.
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Eh, Borrow-A-Buddy is
the newest profession.
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Paying people for companionship
sounds like the oldest profession.
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I'm not the one on a street corner.
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Fair point.
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FYI, you're going to a game night
with Garth for your date tonight.
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Mo, I'm not going on a date with
your boss. I barely know him.
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Jen, it's one date,
and Garth is awesome,
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and you haven't been on a date with a
human man since Pitbull was relevant.
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Just don't make a big deal out of it.
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You know I can't do that.
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Okay, gimme the goods. Likes,
dislikes, star sign, nationality.
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Likes good game design,
hates bad game design,
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and doesn't believe in astrology,
I mean, it's total B.S.,
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and nationality? I don't
know. Generic White guy.
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Does Garth even wanna
go on this date with me?
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Yes. He thinks you're super smart
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and super cool, in a lame kinda way,
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and that you got a balla sense of style.
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Well... [laughs]
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You know, it would be nice
to be able to stay out late
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without my mom sniffing
my clothes for sex.
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Okay, one date. [laughs]
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Seriously?
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Tallest free-standing
structure means you can see it.
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- Right there, dude. Just go south.
- Go. Go.
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[both sigh]
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Okay, tell me more
about what Garth said.
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[straining]
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[exhales]
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Okay, that's enough.
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[groans]
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- (NATE) Lewis? Okay,
- [exhaling]
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what do you think of
these? I made 'em for Jen.
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[sighs] Well, they...
they reek of try-hard.
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[chomps] They taste delicious.
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- That's the nutmeg, baby!
- [laughs] Mmm!
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Nate, you always do this, you know?
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You always take it one step too far
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and then you end up getting shafted
like one of Taylor Swift's exes.
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- Which one?
- Exactly.
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Look, I think I'm doing really
well. I got the approval of her dad
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and I helped her with that interview.
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You wanna keep some mystery.
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Be less "overt" and more "covert."
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You learned that from that pick-up
seminar I told you not to go to.
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Yeah, the misogyny was awful, but
the craft coffee they brought in
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- was really nice.
- Oh. Oh.
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Listen, man, if you really
like Jen, let her come to you...
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and let these cookies come to me, huh?
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Ah! Not for you.
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That's cold, bro.
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You look very nice, by the
way. Your style is, um...
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Balla. Yeah, I thought
you might say that.
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I wouldn't say... Sure.
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And... and you, you look...
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Adorkable?
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No, I don't think I'd...
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I don't use that word, but... [laughs]
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Rea... Just 'cause Mo said that...
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Never mind. Never mind.
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Um, I gotta warn you I'm not very good
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- at games in the physical world.
- Oh, it's cool,
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I'm not really good at
life in the physical world.
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[both laughing]
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[coy laugh]
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[cute sighs]
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Wow, that is... an adorkable laugh.
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- Oh, you and that word.
- [laughs]
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- 'Sup?
- [gasps]
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Damn it, Alister, I was just
about to defend my virtue.
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- What are you doing here?
- You told me to meet you here.
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You said, in case I turned out to
be a creep, you could yell "fire!".
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- What are you talkin' about?
- Oh...
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I'm your Borrow-A-Buddy.
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- Fire!
- [passer-by gasps]
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- [siren wailing]
- [sighing]
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When Mo mentioned that
you were interested,
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I... I was surprised, really,
but then, I thought, you know...
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- why not?
- Say what?
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I just... I meant that I was flattered.
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[gulps] That... [chuckles nervously]
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I would go on a date with
you because you like me?
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- 'Cause I Li... What?
- Huh?
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[inhales] I think there's
been a bit of miscommunication.
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You didn't ask Mo to set us up.
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I think we've been set up.
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- Well, this is great.
- It's fine.
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[both laugh]
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[Jen continues laughing awkwardly]
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Okay...
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
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But are we really that surprised?
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This is totally a "Mo."
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Set-ups with the best
intentions. Classic.
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God, I was so flirty.
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You know what? Maybe we should call it
a night before it gets any more awkward.
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Jen, is that you?
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And there it is.
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I'm meeting my fianc? here.
It's date night, you know?
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It's how we keep our love so strong,
and in the top 10 couples to watch.
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So, who is this cutie?
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[laughs] Garth.
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Uh, Garth, this is an old... Karen.
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Ah, Mo and I went to
school together with her.
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People were so mean...
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saying that she was too stunted
by mommy issues to meet someone.
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I'm glad it worked out.
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- I'll stop interrupting your date.
- Mm-hm.
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Oh, no, it's cool. It's not a date.
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It's actually a kind of a funny story.
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Oh, no, no, it's
actually not that funny.
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It's not a date?
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It... kind of a date.
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Mo and I work together. She set us up.
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Said that we both liked each other.
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But you don't.
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- Uh, no.
- Well...
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we don't know that yet.
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Uh, so, you work at the game store, too?
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You know, my brother works at Ubistrong.
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Sometimes I get to model the games.
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Wow, that's... that's really cool.
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You know what, Karen?
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We were just about to start
a rousing game of... something.
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Yeah... I thought that we
were calling it a night.
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[hushed] ...to remember.
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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[sighs] You know, I... I can
game at home alone, right?
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Yeah, well, hanging out in
public was kinda ruled out
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when you stop, drop and
rolled us into the street.
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Okay, you are the one who yelled "fire,"
all right? I was being a good buddy.
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And, by the way, it's your turn.
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I-I-I wanna do real friend stuff.
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I wanna do the stuff
that you and Jen do.
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I want the authentic
"Mo" friend experience.
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- Really?
- Jen doesn't like my organized piles.
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This is what you two do for fun.
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Actually, sometimes Jen folds
all the clothes backwards
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and then colour-codes them so
it looks like we're in a store.
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[sarcastic laugh] Okay!
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You see, that's good. You wanna
keep your arms nice and far apart,
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otherwise, you end up
working your triceps.
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[exhales] Can you tell me
why I'm doing this again?
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To get your mind off of Jen.
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Quiet the mind by exciting the body.
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That's funny 'cause my body feels
like dubstep right now. [groans]
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- Think of the bar as a woman.
- [exhales]
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You wanna lower it down nice and slowly.
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You resist the push at first,
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00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,765
and then you let it crush ya.
247
00:10:41,354 --> 00:10:44,354
[groaning and panting]
248
00:10:44,356 --> 00:10:45,690
Do you think Jen likes dubstep?
249
00:10:45,692 --> 00:10:47,750
Gimme this. I don't
even know why I bother.
250
00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:50,495
- [barbell clanks]
- [Nate sighs and pants]
251
00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,307
Mmm...
252
00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:59,229
Honestly, it's like every video game
is an adventure just waiting to happen.
253
00:10:59,782 --> 00:11:01,568
Like every level is like a new chapter.
254
00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:03,771
[laughs] Cool.
255
00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:09,882
I just want to reinvent the way that
we see games, you know, like Miyamoto.
256
00:11:10,156 --> 00:11:11,356
Who?
257
00:11:11,664 --> 00:11:14,017
Shigeru Miyamoto.
258
00:11:14,023 --> 00:11:16,796
He's the mastermind behind, ah,
259
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:19,305
like some of the most popular
video game franchises in the world.
260
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,596
[laughs] Yeah, of course.
261
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:26,025
You know, I tried playing
an adventure game once, ah...
262
00:11:26,031 --> 00:11:28,197
but I just ended up collecting
flowers the whole time,
263
00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:30,609
and then I died trying
to hug a town guard.
264
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,494
Uh... some games offer more than others.
265
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,700
[chuckles]
266
00:11:40,454 --> 00:11:42,378
- More beer?
- Sure.
267
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,290
Well, I'm not done... Whatever.
268
00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:50,135
269
00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:51,707
Sometimes Jen and I troll Tinder
270
00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:54,141
hoping to rank the matches
we inevitably don't get.
271
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,807
Sometimes we go to the grocery
store with expired coupons
272
00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:59,391
and Jen argues with the cashier
until he gives us a discount.
273
00:11:59,397 --> 00:12:01,237
Okay, you know what, if
you're not going to put
274
00:12:01,243 --> 00:12:02,931
any effort into this, I'm just gonna go.
275
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:06,099
Are you ditching me,
literally, at your own expense?
276
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:07,858
Mo, don't take this the
wrong way. I just don't think
277
00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:10,449
you're cut out for this work.
You're just not a very good friend.
278
00:12:10,574 --> 00:12:13,341
Screw you! I'm the best friend!
279
00:12:13,347 --> 00:12:15,577
Okay, how many friends
do you actually have?
280
00:12:15,579 --> 00:12:21,465
Garth, Jen, Nate, Lewis, and that
spider that lives in my bathtub.
281
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:25,060
Okay, so one co-worker, two
neighbours... all people and arachnids
282
00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:27,028
you didn't actively have to seek out.
283
00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:29,028
You've never had to
try to make a new friend
284
00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:31,510
because you've had one easy
friendship your entire life.
285
00:12:31,516 --> 00:12:34,543
But what happens when that friend
starts hanging out with Garth,
286
00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:35,832
or anyone else, for that matter?
287
00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:38,627
Mo, I don't use the
C-word very often, but...
288
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,107
- you're co-dependent.
- That's ridiculous.
289
00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:43,723
(JEN'S VOICE)
Jen is calling
Mo, on your cellular phone
290
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,998
Jen is calling Mo, with
her custom ring tone!
291
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,169
'Kay, I know what this
sounds like, but...
292
00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:53,444
(JEN'S VOICE)
Jen is calling
Mo, on your cellular phone
293
00:12:53,449 --> 00:12:56,560
Jen is calling Mo, with
her custom ring tone!
294
00:12:56,765 --> 00:12:57,965
[phone beeps]
295
00:12:57,971 --> 00:13:00,145
Fine, what do you wanna do?
296
00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:02,505
Hey, Mo, pick up your phone.
297
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:04,411
I know you set me up
under false pretences,
298
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,793
so you'd better come save
me or I will kill you.
299
00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:09,037
[phone beeps]
300
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,946
[heavy sigh]
301
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:16,736
- [phone ringing]
- [sighs]
302
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:20,604
Ah, you see, Nate, the resistance
is good. The bar is the weight
303
00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,224
- of a good woman...
- [phone vibrating]
304
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,734
[strained] coming down on ya.
305
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,903
- Uh, you were right! Hey, Jen.
- (LEWIS) Wait...
306
00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,393
Yeah. Yeah, no, it's a great time.
307
00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:31,425
[gasping and puffing]
308
00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:34,694
[foot stomps, gasping]
309
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,900
Nate...
310
00:13:35,906 --> 00:13:37,879
_
311
00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:40,686
So, what exactly did Jen say?
312
00:13:40,692 --> 00:13:42,475
Well, that she needed me to
come and have a drink with her.
313
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,629
Oh, yeah, how 'bout the
guy she's on a date with?
314
00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:46,574
- How does he fit into all this?
- What?
315
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:50,262
[laughs]
316
00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:53,795
Hey! I cannot believe you guys are here.
317
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:56,699
Thank God you are here. I
am on the lamest date ever...
318
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,162
and I cannot bail because
I convinced him to stay.
319
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:03,544
So, what I need you guys to do
is help me casual up this date.
320
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:06,153
Okay, it's not like we had
anything better to do, but...
321
00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:08,121
[gulps] You were in
the middle of something?
322
00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,534
Yeah, you said that you needed me
323
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:12,442
and, I guess, me being here
is too "overt" so, uh...
324
00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,035
Are you okay?
325
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,369
I'm totally fine, yeah.
326
00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,373
Are you being sarcastic?
327
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,705
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
328
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:22,863
Okay, great. Well, let's go. [laughs]
329
00:14:22,869 --> 00:14:24,470
- [Nate clicks his tongue]
- [Jen laughs]
330
00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:26,587
[Nate scoffs] Okay.
331
00:14:26,855 --> 00:14:31,333
332
00:14:31,339 --> 00:14:33,707
Alister, I've been searching
the store for an hour.
333
00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:36,260
I'm not gonna find the last
item on the scavenger hunt.
334
00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:41,246
[gulps water] Did I just
swallow a plastic battle axe?
335
00:14:41,252 --> 00:14:43,567
Limited Edition! Congratulations!
336
00:14:43,573 --> 00:14:46,040
You just passed the final
test of the scavenger hunt.
337
00:14:46,046 --> 00:14:49,261
So, what did I win...
besides a torn oesophagus?
338
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:52,369
Uh, how about I cover your
shift next Saturday night?
339
00:14:52,969 --> 00:14:55,274
I was probably going to be here anyways.
340
00:14:55,548 --> 00:14:58,354
You know, this has been so much fun.
341
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,646
Like "Five-stars-on Borrow-A-Buddy" fun?
342
00:15:02,064 --> 00:15:03,370
Mo, can I be honest?
343
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:04,756
Am I gonna regret it?
344
00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:07,776
I rented you, but mostly because
I thought you needed a friend,
345
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,268
and money, and a friend,
346
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:11,595
also money.
347
00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:14,026
- [watch beeping]
- Oh,
348
00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:15,721
well, that's our time.
I'll see you later.
349
00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:17,220
Hey, hold up.
350
00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:20,339
Forget the clock.
Let's just keep hanging.
351
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,348
I just realized I haven't wondered
about Jen and... and Garth for
352
00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:25,063
at least an hour, so...
353
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,042
thanks for that.
354
00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:28,534
It's killing you now, isn't it?
355
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,833
- Like hot knives on a cold day.
- [sighs]
356
00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,936
But, doesn't change
the fact that I had fun.
357
00:15:33,222 --> 00:15:36,645
Hmm, you've given me the
holy grail of friendship,
358
00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:39,114
filled with the sweet nectar of honesty.
359
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,069
That's weird, but can we continue to be
360
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,403
- honest?
- Sure.
361
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,678
Okay, I fully wanna go
spy-mode on Jen and Garth,
362
00:15:44,684 --> 00:15:46,248
but I don't wanna go alone.
363
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:48,412
What are friends for, if not to help you
364
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:50,435
violate the basic
privacy rights of others
365
00:15:50,441 --> 00:15:53,792
to help you fulfil your sad
narcissistic emotional needs.
366
00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:55,001
You get me.
367
00:15:55,152 --> 00:15:57,181
368
00:15:57,183 --> 00:16:00,514
Mm, okay, for my turn,
369
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,897
I'm going to continue my quest for
the longest road around Jen's castle,
370
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:05,912
and then I'm gonna
use all of my resources
371
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:09,313
to cut off Jen's harbour,
buh-bye, Jen's harbour.
372
00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:13,342
And, finally, I'm going to move the
thief, which allows me to take a card.
373
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:17,614
Which card should I take? I guess I will
take the only card left in Jen's hand
374
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:21,408
and that, my friends, is how
you take someone out of the Ga...
375
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,820
[glass shatters]
376
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,525
So, how'd you guys meet?
377
00:16:28,816 --> 00:16:30,318
[laughing weakly]
378
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:34,121
379
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,057
You know what? As much as I enjoy
interrupting people's evenings,
380
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,575
are you sure we should be
interrupting Jen and Garth's evening?
381
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,900
They won't mind.
382
00:16:40,906 --> 00:16:42,656
I mean, the only
reason they're on a date
383
00:16:42,662 --> 00:16:45,204
is 'cause I lied and said
they liked each other.
384
00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:50,018
Mo, how could you? Jen
is your best friend.
385
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:53,187
Garth is your second best
workplace friend... after me.
386
00:16:53,193 --> 00:16:55,485
- Um...
- If you don't tell them the truth,
387
00:16:55,491 --> 00:16:59,370
your life is going to become
a dystopian summer title.
388
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:02,822
Maybe there's a darker truth you
are having troubles dealing with.
389
00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:05,752
You know what? We've been friends for
15 minutes now. Tell me everything.
390
00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:07,637
Okay, fine.
391
00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:10,776
Look, Jen's the best lady I know.
392
00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:13,545
She's wicked cool, even if
she blows at video games,
393
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,951
and Garth is the best guy I know.
394
00:17:15,957 --> 00:17:17,779
- Present company excluded.
- The point is
395
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,451
I know Jen's gonna like Garth,
396
00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,162
because I like Garth, and...
397
00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:23,136
Jen and I are basically the same person,
398
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,891
and Garth's sweet, and he's driven,
and Jen deserves someone like Garth,
399
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,316
and Garth deserves someone like Jen.
400
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:32,331
And I should have just told them that,
401
00:17:32,337 --> 00:17:35,370
instead of lying and
being a horrible friend.
402
00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:39,291
Hey, you are a horrible friend.
403
00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:42,190
Listen, I've been thinking about it.
We have jumped into this way too fast.
404
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,041
Let's just go back to being frenemies.
405
00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:46,329
Maybe we can see other buddies, hm?
406
00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:48,720
Are you friend dumping me?
407
00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:50,932
I am friend dumping you, yes.
408
00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:52,488
Feels okay.
409
00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:56,685
Oh, Mo, when will the lies stop, hm?
410
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,904
So much sadness. All
right, you take care.
411
00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:03,107
[heavy sigh]
412
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:07,203
[dryer whirring]
413
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:10,312
Hey, so there's a lotta crazy
goin' on out there right now.
414
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:12,841
Yeah, you were right. I gotta
stop being Jen's beck and call guy.
415
00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:15,227
Nah, you were right. You should
have just gone in straight up.
416
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:16,562
You were just trying to help.
417
00:18:16,568 --> 00:18:19,341
[sighs] Nate, I see
what's happening right now,
418
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:20,961
and you're being vulnerable, so, ah,
419
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,485
- I'm gonna do the same.
- Please don't.
420
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:25,084
No, listen, man, I've been doing
a lot of soul searching lately.
421
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:26,290
Really?
422
00:18:26,296 --> 00:18:28,726
If you voluntarily sign up for
one of these pick-up seminars,
423
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,151
I feel like you kinda have to.
424
00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:31,454
Agreed.
425
00:18:31,554 --> 00:18:33,122
[sighs] But, look, I've been giving you
426
00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:37,335
all this advice on how to pick up these
women... and, uh, it is not working.
427
00:18:37,544 --> 00:18:39,444
Yeah, but your heart's
in the right place, man.
428
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:42,052
Is it, though, 'cause... [sighs]
429
00:18:42,058 --> 00:18:44,466
I feel like maybe it's not
and-and-and I'm only doing that
430
00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:47,406
because I don't actually want you to
find anybody, because, if you do, then
431
00:18:47,411 --> 00:18:48,638
maybe... [sighs]
432
00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:50,379
we won't get to do what we do.
433
00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:53,918
Have a pointless, emotional
conversation inside the men's room?
434
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:58,025
[sighs] No, buddy, you and
me, Nate and Lewis, tearin' up,
435
00:18:58,031 --> 00:18:59,546
being stupid... together.
436
00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:01,651
Lewis, if my pants suggest anything,
437
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:04,314
it's that I'm a long
way from meeting someone,
438
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,402
and when I do meet someone, believe
me, we're still gonna do stupid stuff.
439
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,530
You know that, right?
440
00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:13,118
[sighs] I guess I just
needed to hear it, you know?
441
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,823
- Bro hug?
- Yeah.
442
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,522
[Lewis swallows emotionally]
443
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:21,315
- Your pants are still really wet.
- Yeah. Yeah.
444
00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:24,139
You know, Nate and Lewis are
taking a long time in the bathroom.
445
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:26,348
Do you think we should
continue the game?
446
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:31,559
I'm actually done with games.
I'm gonna be very direct.
447
00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:34,638
Did you invite those guys to join us?
448
00:19:34,644 --> 00:19:35,844
[laughs]
449
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,652
Of course not.
450
00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,092
Are you used to lying?
451
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,148
Of course not.
452
00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:45,795
Okay, look...
453
00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:49,004
when Mo told me you were
interested in me, it interested me,
454
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,374
but then you seemed interested in Karen.
455
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:53,959
So, I pretended to be interested
in video games, which I am so not.
456
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:56,651
Then, I invited the guys over to
make it a little more interesting.
457
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:59,705
But, interestingly enough,
I just wish this whole night
458
00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:04,406
had never happened and we had just had
a simple old boring date. [laughing]
459
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:09,447
And, I mean, Nate... Nate, I am so
sorry that I dragged you guys into this.
460
00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:13,025
I totally get why it was awkward
and why you've been acting out.
461
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:17,615
Oh, so we're just having a big
old friend-orgy without me, huh?
462
00:20:19,731 --> 00:20:23,255
[sighs] Okay, fine. I
deserve it, after what I did.
463
00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:27,809
Jen, Garth, I have a confession to make.
464
00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:31,908
No, just no more confessions.
It's fine, Mo, really.
465
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,696
Jen and I had a...
466
00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:36,756
interesting evening, but, frankly,
467
00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:40,834
I'm actually looking forward
to the second boring old date.
468
00:20:41,049 --> 00:20:43,005
- Really?
- Really.
469
00:20:43,011 --> 00:20:45,086
- Really?
- Really?
470
00:20:45,092 --> 00:20:48,906
Hey, can we circle back to that
friend-orgy idea you had mentioned.
471
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,712
- ??????
- _
472
00:20:54,718 --> 00:20:57,785
So, Alister invented this game?
473
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,171
It's based on Homer's "Odyssey"
and it's called Odopoly.
474
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,371
Now hurry up, so I
can get back to Ithaca
475
00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:05,996
before nefarious suitors
steal my hot-hot wife.
476
00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:10,189
Whoa. Okay, sounds like
buddy had some influence.
477
00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:14,029
- Bam! I get to move Athena.
- [sighs]
478
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:17,308
So, what about you and Garth?
479
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,676
I don't know.
480
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,586
I mean, I can see why you like him.
481
00:21:20,883 --> 00:21:22,486
So, I guess we'll see.
482
00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:25,493
Okay, I think I'm
getting the hang of this.
483
00:21:26,289 --> 00:21:28,305
The cart goes here,
484
00:21:28,311 --> 00:21:31,461
the dog goes here, and the...
485
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,034
Mo?
486
00:21:35,531 --> 00:21:39,926
Wow, Alister really captured my essence.
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Dude, I think it's to scale.
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Nope, my rack's better.
489
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[laughs]
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