All language subtitles for Scream Queens s02e10 Drain the Swamp.eng

Previously on Scream Queens...

Looks like we're gonna need to
call a Green Meanie summit.

We are here to review the
past and future kills.

Chanel Oberlin fried
my sister's face off.

Help me!

I'm Chanel 3, Cassidy's girlfriend.

She is going to have to die.

We can put Denise in the freezer

until they find a cure
for being electrocuted.

You, Dr. Brock
Holt, are a killer.

I have a disease called Kuru. It
is terminal. I'll be dead in a month.

You guys are gonna kill me, aren't you?

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Chanel?

Holy crap!

I'm sorry.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

Thanks for not killing me.

I don't want this anymore.

What about your mom, though?

I'm gonna have to kill her.

Doesn't that seem a little extreme?

How about you just talk to her?

Oh, yeah.

That could work, too.

You not killing me and
standing up to your mom

is totally turning me on.

How 'bout I go home and
take a quick whore's bath

and you meet me in a half an hour?

Mm...

mm-Kay.

I'll see you then.

Oh, my gosh.

These Chanels are impossible to kill.

It's almost like their narcissism

and stupidity create some kind

of a force field around them.

We have to think bigger.

And we've got to make that happen, soon.

I'm out, okay?

I'm-I'm-I'm done.

This is all you, now.

Except for Chanel 3.

If you touch her,

then I'll gladly come out of retirement

to end you.

Listen up, pretty boy.

If you're not part of the solution,

then as far as I'm concerned,

you are just another problem.

Call E.C.C.
Nurse Hoffel, call E.C.C.

We still on for dinner tonight?

I'm a little bit confused as to

whether we're still dating.

I mean, I did try to strangle you

and I would totally understand

if you thought that was sort of,

uh, crossing the line.

It was, don't get me wrong.

But there comes a point in
every long-term relationship

where you feel like you just want to...

strangle your partner!

So, the fact that you actually did,

means we are communicating
those feelings

instead of burying them.

Plus, I took the fact

that you helped me, Number
Three and Number Five

cheat on the MCATs as your
way of truly apologizing.

You didn't help me cheat!

Nobody helped me cheat!

I almost got a perfect
score all by myself.

We all almost got
perfect scores, Number Five.

But I didn't cheat!

Nobody cares!

Anyway,

we still on for dinner?

Sure.

Why can't you see the opportunity

right in front of you?

The only thing I see
right in front of me

is a bedsore that's
progressing quite nicely,

Mr. Locklear.

All right, I want to keep you on, uh,

silver sulfadiazine and nitrofurazone

for a few more days, before we attempt

another debridement, huh?

Dean Munsch is dying.

And soon.

And her fortune is going into a trust

that's being drafted on the premise

that she doesn't have a next of kin.

Which she doesn't,

but she will, when you convince her

- to marry you.
- What?

Just... think about it.

You two get hitched,

she kicks it from the Kuru

and bam!

You're the fortune's trustee.

If I'm in charge of the trust...

We'll rob it from them blind.

We'll run away together.

Far, far away, where no one can find us.

We'll fix up a boat on the beach,

just like the last scene in Shawshank.

No, I don't really like boats.

Listen, we can buy Blood Island.

We'll live there together.

Just two murderers with no one to murder

except for each other,
but we never will,

because we love and trust each other.

And believe me, Brock,

no one understands you like I do.

I will always be there for you.

And I will always...

let you attack my crack.

Even when I've had a really large meal

and I'm unsure of what you
might encounter up there.

Now you lost me.

We can buy

Blood Island and we can fill it

with boatloads of tourists.

Then we'll knock 'em off one by one

Most Dangerous Game style.

Extreme tourism is quite hot right now.

See?

Yeah, but this plan is too elaborate.

If you stop and think about it...

Don't think about it.

This plan

seems impossible

until it's possible.

In fact,

it's inevitable.

Okay. All right.

I'll, uh,

I'll think about it.

Moebius?

It's Daria. Daria Janssen.

Whatever. What are you doing out here?

Well,

I love fresh tomatoes.

I checked the pH of the swamp,

and concluded that the rich humus

that settles at the bottom

would make a fantastic

nitrogen-rich fertilizer. The...

tomatoes appear to be glowing slightly.

Don't light that!

This stuff is highly flammable.

One spark and

that much fertilizer would kill us both.

Duh.

Duh.

_

_

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

What? Okay, get this.

Last night, I spent the night at Dr.
Hot's house

and as soon as he fell
asleep, I snatched his phone

and started going through
it for hours and hours.

Wait. Are you supposed to do that?

Hello? He's my boyfriend.

He trusts me enough not
to do that kind of thing,

which makes it really easy for
me to do that kind of thing.

Your total ignorance about
how relationships work

is probably the reason why

all your boyfriends get murdered.

What? That has nothing

to do with my boyfriends being murdered.

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.

Anyway,

I went through his browser history

and he was googling...

cheap engagement rings.

"How quickly

can I get a cheap engagement ring?"

I mean, do you know what this means?

Oh, my God.

Brock is gonna propose to me!

Oh, my God!

Shut up!

Dr. Holt is asking everyone

to gather in Dean Munsch's room.

Chanel, I'm glad you're here.

I'm glad everyone's here.

I know this sounds crazy, but...

I'm just gonna do it,

'cause life is too short.

It is!

Will you marry me?

Cathy?

Oh...

- What?!
- I just...

I wasn't expecting this to happen.

Nobody was expecting this to happen!

Cathy, let's enjoy the
last few days of your life

the way you should.

You and I, as man and wife.

Pounding?

Yes, darling. Pounding.

Yes.

Of course.

A thousand times, yes.

Oh...

Chanel?

Oh, Chanel,

I'm sorry. I should have told
you I was gonna do that.

Propose to my mortal enemy?

I think telling me about it

was the least you could have done.

What is happening?

Oh, Dean Munsch is gonna die in a month,

tops. I mean,

think of my proposal as sort of...

end-of-life care.

Like a romantic hospice.

Like, a Make-A-Wish
Foundation kind of thing?

Yes, exactly.

Like a Make-A-Wish Foundation thing.

It's not fair!

I mean, I'm dying, too.

We all are, in a way.

I mean, I want a hot doctor boyfriend.

What does having a boyfriend
even mean to you?

You're clearly not into sex.

But what you are into

is having someone to post adorable
relationship selfies with.

My romantic social media footprint
is very important to me.

I know it is. And that's why we're
gonna meet up three times a day,

and we're gonna take cute-as-button

pictures and-and you can
put the dog filter on,

with the ears and the big tongue and
write silly little things on it.

And you post it just like
we're a real couple.

Because we are a real couple.

- Okay.
- Okay?

And then, maybe...

just maybe...

when Dean Munsch dies,

I'll rip that ring off her cold,
dead finger and give it to you.

Mom.

As you can tell from Chanel
#3 still being alive...

I have decided

that I don't want to kill anymore.

Everyone thinks Grace's
creepy dad was the killer.

If no one else gets murdered from now
on, you basically got away with it all.

I love you so much, Mom.

I do.

But I'm a healer.

All this killing and revenge stuff,

it's... it's you.

It's not me.

This ends when the
hospital is shut down.

Don't try and get in my way.

How can you talk to your son like that?

He's no son of mine.

He's all yours, Jezebel.

How do you feel about
what just happened?

I know I'm right.

Your love has shown me that.

But we have a bigger problem.

Hoffel.

She's the other Green Meanie.

And I think she's got
something big planned.

Did you get him?

Of course.

Oh! Hey.

Hello!

Wow.

What? Is that Supreme Court
Justice Anthony Kennedy?

I'm sure it's just a lookalike.

Yeah.

But how can we be sure?

I was told
the participants would like

to get this done quickly.

Yes. Um, I don't have much time left.

Understood.

Sign here, please.

Oh. Okay. Thank you.

Um, I need a pen... Oh.

Thank you, Hester.

Sweet of you. Darling?

What?

Hmm. Oh.

Okay. Assuming this gets notarized,
I pronounce you husband and wife.

Ah!

Hi.

Sorry. I know you didn't
want to be disturbed.

It's okay, Chanel #5.

Considering that this is the
closest you will ever get

to being married, I'm
gonna make an exception.

Thank you. So, I have
done some research,

and looked over your tests,

and I don't think you have Kuru.
And if you do,

you're probably only in the
second clinical stage...

the sedentary stage... and
symptoms of that stage

include not being able
to walk without support.

Which I have. She has that.

- Tremors. -
- See?

Emotional instability, depression.

Which I certainly have, because you...

are wasting what little
precious time I have left.

I, too, have researched Kuru, okay?

- Kuru.
- Kuru.

And sure, her symptoms may
be from something else,

but this woman ate dead flesh
from the only known tribe

to carry that disease on this planet.

I mean, I'm sorry, but I feel
that our diagnosis is correct.

I'm sorry, boo. Wait, but the only way

to really know for sure is to
test a piece of her brain.

What if we performed an awake
craniotomy to get the sample?

If she's awake during the operation,

we can ask her questions to make sure
that we're not getting close to any parts

that she actually needs.

You know,

the brain is a weird piece of meat,

and it's highly adaptable, I mean...

But I'll be a vegetable for the
remaining weeks I have left.

You're not seriously considering
this, are you, my love?

Just saying, it would really
suck if you don't have Kuru

and you do have something
that we could treat,

but you die because we never knew.

Plus, it's a badass surgery,

I mean, I would look so cool in
front of my friends at Harvard.

That's the school I went to, Harvard.

Y-You know...

you're right.

If I don't have Kuru,

that means you and I
have years and years

and years and years of being
together ahead of us.

That sounds great.

Hello.

Hello, Nurse Hoffel?

It's Jane Hollis, Cassidy's mom.

Uh, I'm a little busy.
Can I call you back?

Oh, I just need a minute.

Where are you? It
sounds like a big echo.

In the basement.

Ooh, that sounds fun.

Is it a finished basement?

- Jane!
- I always wanted one of those...

I'm really sort of busy.

Right, I'll just get to it.

Listen.

My son is dead to me.

So now it's just you and me.

I really appreciate all the
work you've been doing,

and I wanted to offer my
help in finishing the job.

I think I'm doing fine on my own.
Thank you.

Oh.

She hung up.

I did everything
right, raising that boy.

All I know is, I'm a
failure as a mother.

Mm. Look,

maybe you're feeling that way

because you're seeing what
Cassidy did as letting you down.

He did the right thing.

Which means deep down,
he's a good person

who knows right from wrong.

Who taught him that?

Well, he watches a lot of television.

Modern Family impacted him deeply.

It was you.

I know what it's like to
lose someone you love.

My boyfriend was murdered.

I miss his big arm muscles every day.

I miss my husband so much.

His arm muscles weren't very big,

but they were mine.

As long as you keep focusing on revenge,

you'll never get to truly grieve him.

Let me show you the hospital.

The new one your son helped build?

The one that actually heals people.

You can't go through with this.

- Why?
- Because what if you cure her?

I'm not gonna cure her.

Look, I'm gonna go ahead
with the procedure,

I'm gonna find out she's still dying,

we'll cry a bunch, we'll
probably pound some,

and then, in a few
weeks, she's gonna die

and you and I will go to Blood Island.

- I want you to kill her.
- What?

Shh!

No. I want you to kill
her during her surgery,

and make it look like an accident.
Just say that you...

remembered a scene,
from Hills Have Eyes 2,

and you were overcome
with chills, like...

I just remembered a
scene from Hills Have Eyes 2

and I just sliced open her brain.
I'm such a klutz,

and I'm never gonna watch
a scary movie ever again

before a surgery. I
can't wait any longer.

Okay? She's got to go. I want
to be sipping on Mai Tais,

and I want to be hunting
down tourists within a week.

Woman, calm down. Get ahold of yourself.

I will not kill her during this surgery.

If I botch this up, my
reputation will be destroyed.

Okay, this whole plan depends
on Dean Munsch being dead.

And if she's alive,

then she gets to keep her money,
and I have to go back to prison,

where I literally have to
draw porn to masturbate to,

and I am a terrible artist.

I'm not gonna do that again.

No.

So you kill her during the surgery,

or else.

Or else what?

Oh. You heard me.

Or else.

I know... I know, or else what?

Or else.

Listen. Chanels.

I'm going to let you
in on a little secret.

I was only pretending to be cool
with Brock marrying Dean Munsch.

Really, I'm not cool with it.

You actually didn't seem
cool with it at all.

It was very obvious.

I'm gonna tell you something.

I hate Dean Munsch.

I hated her when she made
us take those gross pledges

into Kappa House that all got murdered,

which basically prevented
us from getting murdered.

I hated her when she plucked us out
of abject poverty and let us come

to her medical school,
no questions asked,

when then led us to fulfilling our
lifelong dream of becoming TV doctors...

I mean, the list goes on.

I'm crushed with jealousy.

I mean, jealousy has pinned me down and
is sitting on my chest and farting.

So what are you gonna do?

This is a pipin' hot
pumpkin spice latte.

Once Munsch's head is sawed
open and her brain is exposed,

I'm gonna throw this pumpkin spice latte

into her open brain.

What, what?

I'm gonna throw this latte
into her open brain.

I heard you, but why?

It'll kill her!

Will it?

Of course it will.

Um, I'm not...

I'm not sure that it will.

I mean, it might scald a
layer of brain tissue,

but I don't think it'll
leave any lasting damage.

Plus, she won't even feel it.

So it'll maybe scald,

like, a tiny little section of her brain

and then it'll heal right away.

Are you kidding me, Number Five?

It's not "doing someone a favor"

to pour really scalding, super-delicious

pumpkin spice latte
into their open brain.

It is, if it's actually scalding.

Just the fact that it's scalding means

that any bacteria

would be killed instantly.

What you should do is get one

at room temperature and leave it out

for a couple of days until it spoils,

and then pour it on her open brain.

Okay, well, the surgery is happening

right now, Number Five, so
we don't have three days.

And since when did you become so smart?

Since I aced the MCATs with no help.

Ugh, this again.

We all aced the MCATs, Number Five.

I just don't know why
you have to kill her.

I mean, she's gonna die soon anyway.

I don't want her to die.

I want her to be killed by me.

That's why I am gonna pretend to trip,

and pour this piping-hot
PSL into her open brain.

End of conversation. Deal with it.
It's happening!

I'm not gonna... I don't even care.

She's not listening.

Dean Munsch.

Dean Munsch.

Hm?

I've sawed open a
small section of your skull.

Dr. Holt's starting the
procedure right now.

Can you hear me?

Wha-What am I on?

We performed a nerve block

in your neck so you won't feel any pain,

and I've given you a
mild dose of clonazepam

- to keep you calm.
- Mmm.

Calm?

Okay. I feel great.

I mean, you opened up my brain

and exposed it to the world.

But you know,

- party on, whatever.
- All right, now...

What I'm gonna do is
insert this biopsy needle

in through a section of the frontal lobe

that processes music.

So I'd like you to sing a
song for us, if you can.

Is there a song that you like?

Yeah, "Smoke on the Water."

Deep Purple, "Smoke on the Water."

- Seriously?
- Well, yeah.

I mean, they're like the
granddaddies of heavy metal.

Have you never heard
that chord progression?

I mean, seriously.

Inserting biopsy needle.

Passing through
the corpus callosum.

Oop, must've hit something.

- Taking the biopsy now.
-
Hey, dun dun dunh

Nurse Hoffel, gauze.

What the hell are you doing?!

I'm sorry, I tripped.

- No, you didn't.
- I-I didn't do anything.

- No, get out!
- I'm just a patsy.

Okay, let's sew her back up.

Five, let's get this sample
down to the lab, please.

Cassidy, close up the hole.

Okay, well, honey,

the procedure went perfectly,

except for Chanel throwing a latte.

We're gonna stitch you
up, and you're gonna be

as good as new.

Mmm. Boning soon?

That's right, sweetheart.

- Boning soon.
- Excellent.

Dean Munsch, I have some good news.

I also have some bad news.

We found no evidence of Kuru.

- Oh!
- What?

- Wonderful!
- But the good news is...

- Wait, that's not the good news?
- That's the bad news.

That means that the
test was inconclusive.

And that means that
it's still very likely

that you could have Kuru.

So what's the good news?

The good news is that

you'll probably still die.

And you've been preparing for that.

So no further preparations are needed,

and, um, you can just, uh,
keep doing what you're doing.

You have terrible bedside manner.

Well, there's also interesting news.

I looked up other things that
could cause the symptoms

we all think is Kuru

and the only thing that could be causing

all of those symptoms...

dehydration.

- What?
- Extreme dehydration.

Like, you would have had to
not have water for years.

That's insane. I drink water.

I mean, I'm constantly drinking.

I-I...

Oh, my God.

I only drink scotch.

Or vodka.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. That
doesn't make any sense.

You put water in it, don't you?

Or drink it on the rocks?

No. Straight up. Neat.

Okay, but you'd have to
have a little bit of water.

I mean, you brush your teeth,

and you rinse with...

Scotch.

Okay, um, what about at a restaurant?

Would you like still or sparkling?

Actually, I'd love two
fingers of scotch, neat.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, so you think I am
just extremely dehydrated?

But what about the fact
that I ate brains?

Hello, Swando? It's Cathy Munsch.

Do you remember me? We met on a plane.

Cathy, hi. It's been a while.

Yes, hello, Swando.

Um, do you remember that
party that you took me to?

That was for one of your
relatives, am I correct?

Yes, that is right. Very sad.

And we ate brains?

Yes, that is right.

It's a family tradition.

I have Kuru.

- Oh, Cathy, that's very sad.
- There, there. There, there.

We are heartbroken, too.

Grandpa was a dear member of the family.

And so was Lamby.

Wait, wait, who's Lamby?

Lamby. He was our pet lamb.
He died, too.

It's a family tradition
that when a pet lamb dies,

we eat the brains.

Wait, are you saying
that I ate lamb brains

and not human brains?

Of course we don't eat human brains,

you xenophobic piece of garbage.

I don't have Kuru!

I'm dehydrated.

I'm gonna be fine.

Oh! Oh...

Hey, everybody, Nurse
Hoffel wants us all

to go down to the basement

for a champagne toast

to celebrate the good news.

How does she know? Oh, come on.

I need some water.

Welcome, everyone.

Please go inside.

Oh, champagne and cheese!

And a honeymoon bed.

Sweetheart, boning soon!

Hold on a second.

This isn't real champagne.
This is sparkling apple cider!

And this cheese is Styrofoam.

I just wanted to make
sure your last meal was

as awful as possible.

Wait.

You're the Green Meanie?

Well, I was not expecting that.

Well, Hester, you could have given...

- Where's Hester?
- I saw her get in an Uber

with her suitcases a
couple of hours ago.

Pretty sure she was running away.

- Not sure why it took her so long.
- This makes no sense.

She's way to old to be
the baby in the belly.

That didn't stop you guys accusing me.

Dr. Cassidy is the baby in the belly,

and the other Green Meanie.

He totally hasn't killed someone
in, like, three days, so...

What does any of this have to do

with Nurse Awful?!

Because my real name isn't "Hoffel,"

you evil little trollop.

It's Bean!

Sort of rings a bell?

Oh, for the love of Pete! Agatha Bean?

Can you give us a couple more clues?

She was your maid!

You burned poor Agatha's
face in the deep fryer.

Oh...

She was my sister, and you killed her.

And you let them get away
with it, Dean Munsch.

- I am sooo sorry about that.
- Can I just say...

I feel like I'm unfairly
being, you know,

lumped in with this group here.

Collateral damage.

Today they pay for what they did

to sweet Agatha.

And Cassidy will take
the fall for all of it.

Not so fast!

Mom?

Zayday, you're safe!

Oh, I'm so relieved.

Yeah, thank you guys for
all your tireless efforts

in trying to find me.

I was trapped in a well again.

This ends now, Nurse Hoffel.

Since seeing this hospital,

and the way it loves, respects,
and heals its patients,

it's made me realize how wrong
I was to hold onto my anger.

The past is the past.

I'm reborn!

Put her in the cage!

- Move it! Move it!
- Come on, move it.

No, no! Aww.

Mom.

I'm so
sorry I let you down.

No. No, you didn't.

You saved me.

You and Zayday Williams.

Ms. Hollis, I'm so sorry

about everything that's happened
to you and your family.

And if we make it through this,

I promise this hospital will make amends

by caring for and curing as
many people as possible.

Your father.

He would be so proud.

I'm gonna kill you.

Well, that's gonna be a little difficult

when you're splattered
into a million pieces

all over the neighborhood.

This is a bigger bomb than Cloud Atlas!

Congratulations, Cassidy.

I think your mommy's
about to get her wish.

The only regret I have

is that I don't get to see your face

when you finally die, Chanel.

Good-bye, Chanels. Have fun in hell.

Oh, by the way, I heard

there are no dinosaurs!

Oh, no.

Oh. Okay.

I guess we should

take this moment,

perhaps, to let go of some old grudges.

Screw that, I am going out

guns blazing!

Wait! Wait a minute!

- Wha... Denise!
- What?

You're alive, that
means my cryo-chamber worked!

Damn right it did, crunchy Munsch.

The low temperature allowed my
heart to beat slowly enough

to regain its strength or something.

Anyway,

I'm back, bitches! All right.

What did I miss?

Ooh! How's Hillary working out?

I mean, the first female president,

and I missed the moment!

- Damn it!
- Can you just stop talking

and defuse the bomb?

Damn, that look complicated.

They didn't show us how to
defuse no bombs in Quantico.

But, but, but, but, but

fortunate for all of us,

I did watch the hit TV show Quantico.

And I saw Agent Alex Parrish defuse one.

All right.

If my memory serves me correctly...

Damn, I don't have my glasses.
Okay, but I think

if I pull that wire, either...

the countdown will stop,

or we'll all be blown to smithereens.

Ain't but one damn way to find out.

I do have teeth in my vagina!

I knew it.

I didn't want to die a liar.

They are very sharp.

And I don't know how they got there.

Shut up!

Oh!

Yes!

Oh, Denise!

Denise Hemphill.

Ha!

Let's get her!

Oh, God.

You sacrificed yourself for me.

You know, pal, could've just
pushed her out of the way

to save her life.

Yeah.

Jumping in front of a machete
is, like, option number three

in terms of the ways you
could've kept Chanel 3 alive.

Shut up.

This was his redemption.

Now he can be forgiven

for killing all those people.

Uh, I don't think it works that way.

Shut up!

He's trying to speak.

Now that you're dying,

do you believe that you
were always alive?

I knew I was alive...

because of how good it felt to love you.

Uh, say what now?

She's getting away. Go!

There she is!

She getting away!

Oh! Careful, quicksand.

Somebody! Drop me a rope!

Come on! This is a horrible way to die.

Look, in my experience,

costumed serial killers

are never adequately
punished by the law.

Sometimes vigilante
justice is the only way.

I'm with Chanel. She
killed my boyfriend.

Oh, so I suppose no one cares

that your boyfriend
murdered my boyfriend?!

No! No one does.

All right. We'll take a vote.

All in favor of saving Nurse
Hoffel, raise your hand.

All in favor of a terrible
swamp death, raise your hand.

Boom.

I... Oh...

Oh! Damn my conscience!

Here.

- Here.
- What...

Okay, hold on!

Help me. Hold...

Wait, wait. Okay.

- Hold on. Oh...
- Oh!

And just like that, another
group of crazy serial killers

failed in their mission to destroy me.

No! No! No! No!

I know the last girl
standing in these things is usually

some sweet, virginal heroine.
But in my experience,

survival is all about being
skinny, pretty, fashionable

and ruthless. I don't know
why those things matter,

but that's who I am and I'm still alive.

So, ipso facto, that must be why.

Not being terrorized by a serial killer

did wonders for the hospital.

Which made Chanel 5 supes happy.

Now, I know all the doctors
you've seen up to this point

think you have MS, but looking
at your family history,

I think it's possible you could
have a hidden vascular issue,

so I'm gonna order an MRI.

Turns out she's
some kind of idiot savant

when it comes to medical stuf.

She's still intolerable
and single, obvi,

but at least she's doing
some good in the world.

And now that Brock and Dean Munsch

left the hospital, she and Zayday

are kind of top dogs there.

If we form an alliance with St.
Mary's Hospital

and KHF Hospital, we can
coordinate to keep prices low.

It might cut into our
profits, but we're here

to cure people, not make money, right?

Well, okay.

Oh, Dean Munsch and Dr. Hot
didn't leave together, though.

Major drama went down
the day Nurse Hoffel

became the swamp's final victim.

We need to talk.

Mm. Oh, my beautiful husband.

I feel like I have been given
the greatest second chance

since they cast Mickey
Rourke in The Wrestler.

Now you get to watch me
grow old and I get to see

if you'll actually grow old
or if you're a vampire

who never ages, like everyone says.

Does everybody really say that?

Yeah. But...

it doesn't matter, because what matters

is that this hospital gets
to be what it claims to be:

a place where the incurable are cured.

I'll have no problem

finding somebody to
take it off my hands.

Well, yeah, that's a good idea.
You should travel the world

or whatever, and I will stay here

and I will hold down the fort for you,

and I will miss you, my darling.

Don't be
silly, hubby o' mine.

You see, I am going
to the bank right now

and I'm pulling out all my money.

Then you and I are going to buy

a chalet in Aspen,

and I am gonna hang out a shingle

and become the premier sex
therapist for women over 50

and you, my love,

are gonna be the orthopedic surgeon

to the stars.

Love you.

Love you.

I'm sorry, is there a problem?

This is rather awkward, but...

your accounts are empty, Dean Munsch.

Excuse me?

You came in earlier today

- and withdrew all of your funds.
- What?!

It's not a great picture.

Yup, Hester stole
all of Dean Munsch's money.

And her man. Though no one
knows where they ran off to.

Will you be having lunch
now, sir, or later?

I don't know. What do
you think, sweetie?

Have the guests arrived?

Their boat hit the reef
about half an hour ago.

The strongest ones should be
swimming ashore at any moment.

Let's eat now and give 'em a
chance to get their energy back.

Thank you, sir. It's no fun

hunting them when they're all worn out.

Ugh. I agree.

It's like we have the same brain.

Dean Munsch didn't take long
to get back on her feet, though.

She sold the hospital for a
fortune and went to Aspen

to help old ladies remember
how to have orgasms again.

Meredith. Come on in.

She's also boning half the U.S.
Ski Team.

And as for me,
well, destiny called...

well, destiny DM'd me, because it's 2016

and no one actually calls anymore.

It's Lovin' the C,

with your host, Dr. Chanel Oberlin!

Yup, I'm a TV doctor, just
like I said I would be.

Because I get what I deserve,

and I deserve everything I get.

Chanel #3 is my Gayle King.

She executive produces the
show, whatever that means.

Hi, everybody, and
welcome to Lovin' the C.

I'm the C, Dr. Chanel Oberlin,

and today on the show we'll
be discussing death panels.

How can we make them a real thing

for rich people who want
their inheritances sooner?

If I may be obliged

a personal moment...

I've learned a lot in
the past few years,

and most importantly of all,

I've learned that you
just have to be yourself.

And that consequences and responsibility

are burdens for people who
choose to feel shame.

So, you be you, America.

Because Chanel Oberlin
is gonna keep being me.

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