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Previously on Scream Queens...
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Someone is targeting the patients
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- at the C.U.R.E. Institute.
- You know who the killer is, don't you?
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I want a transfer to your hospital.
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DENISE: I pulled a few strings
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and had you transferred,
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on the condition that you cooperate
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with our investigation.
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CHANEL: I'm getting married!
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BROCK: I don't think you know who I am
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or what I'm capable of, Chad.
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The things I've done, the
things I'm willing to do.
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The next body I touch with
these hands will be Chanel's.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SOBS)
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Chad Radwell's dead!
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Chad Radwell's dead!
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We know. We were all there.
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I mean, he just died
like five minutes ago.
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How you already dressed
up like Jackie Kennedy?
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In my grief, I ran across the street
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and put on my old Halloween costume.
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Well, our theory that the killer was
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the 1986 mother or her unborn son
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is out the window.
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We thought that they
were seeking revenge
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against this institution
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by murdering its patients,
but, of course,
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- Chad Radwell wasn't a patient.
- No.
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Look, I'm just gonna be the
first one to say it...
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we have another murder to
cover up, and, you know,
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if the press gets wind of this,
there'll be a media firestorm.
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And I just... I don't think
I could survive that
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in my current state.
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Where'd you go just then?
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You got real ominous for no reason.
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And what exactly is
your "current state?"
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My state of concern
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that the hospital will be shut down
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before we've even cured
our first patient.
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And that would be bad,
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because you are curing patients.
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They just keep getting
killed, like, right after.
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(CHANEL WAILING)
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You guys! Chad is dead!
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He's dead!
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We can all see that, okay?
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He fell through the rafters in
the middle of your wedding.
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Now can we please just stop screaming?
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Excuse me?
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How I choose to grieve the passing
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of my rich, hot, dead fianc?
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is entirely up to me.
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I'm just saying...
we're all super upset.
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Are you?
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Are you upset, Number Five?
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Because as far as I can tell,
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I am the only one here
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showing even a modicum of anguish.
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I mean, did anyone else here think
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to change into a costume with a subtle
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Jackie Kennedy leitmotif
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to show that the passing
of Chad Radwell
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is a major event in
our nation's history?
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No.
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Is anyone else so bereaved
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that they've lost control
of their bladder,
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and they've started
relieving themselves
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in the potted plants
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in the hallway? No!
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In fact, is anyone here
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raging at the heavens
by peeing in places
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you're not supposed to pee?
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No!
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So quit making this
about you, Number Five,
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because this is about me!
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(SHRIEKING, SOBBING)
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DENISE: All right, that is it.
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Get her out of here.
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Today is my day! Chanel Oberlin,
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bereaved fianc?e of dead Chad Radwell.
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DENISE: that goes for all of you.
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I'm gonna need this room to myself.
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We are going to follow FBI
protocol to the letter
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on this one, ladies and gentlemen.
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And that means I need to
examine the body alone.
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Ebony, Ivory, get out of here!
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Shoo, fly, shoo. Git, git, git!
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Get to steppin'!
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(DOOR SHUTS) I lied.
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This ain't FBI protocol.
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In fact, it's against FBI protocol
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and everything I learned at Quantico,
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and from watching the TV show Quantico.
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I just... mm...
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wanted to be alone with my sweet boo.
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And now I'm real curious
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about certain parts of your body
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and its relative hardness,
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now that this rigor
mortis done kicked in.
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Oh, damn.
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Chad Radwell, my on-again,
off-again lover,
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Halloween is in two days.
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And that was always our special night.
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That's when our role-playing sessions
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got particularly steamy.
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DENISE: Remember that time
we acted out the plot
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of Brokeback Mountain?
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Howdy, I'm Jack. Jack Twist.
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I'm Ennis. Ennis Del Mar.
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And I am a gay cowboy.
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Whoa! But I ain't queer.
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I ain't queer either.
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- Well, okay.
- Okay.
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- Well, okay.
- Well, okay.
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- (MOANING)
- Okay.
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- Okay...
- Oh...
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Oh!
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Oh, no.
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I can't quit you!
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Don't quit me!
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Chad Radwell, I promise
to honor your death
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by dressing up on Halloween
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as Mrs. Chad Radwell,
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and finding out who killed you.
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And if I die trying,
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I will meet you up in heaven, baby boy,
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at one of them no-tell motels.
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And you'll do whatever you want
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with all of this.
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(SOFTLY): Oh... my baby.
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(CRYING): Oh...
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Oh, God, help me.
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(SOBBING)
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I don't understand. You
just asked the FBI
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if you could transfer Hester
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to my hospital, and they just said yes?
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Actually, they texted
me a "thumbs up" emoji.
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I mean, the whole thing
took place over WhatsApp,
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so it only took, like, ten seconds.
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Why, hello, Dean Munsch.
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Agent Hemphill.
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You appear to be wearing a
wedding gown this Halloween.
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I am dressed as Mrs. Chad Radwell,
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because my on-again,
off-again sometimes-sexy
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role-playing lover was
murdered last night!
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But you already knew that.
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MUNSCH: No one can know the truth,
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or they will shut this facility down.
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MUNSCH: The killer isn't just
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killing patients anymore. Why?
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Why has the pattern been broken?
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(SIGHS)
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Who can say?
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What I do know...
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is that Halloween night is upon us,
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and massacres tend to happen
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in this hospital on Halloween night.
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I hope you two are prepared,
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'cause I have a feeling
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that this year... is gonna be a doozy.
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What do you suggest we do?
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You know the killer is
someone in your ranks.
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Throw a Halloween party
for your hospital staff.
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They're the bait.
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They'll draw the killer out,
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and you can catch him yourselves.
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Let me out just for one night
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so I can go to the party.
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What? Hell no.
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No, we're not gonna do that.
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But I'll help you solve the case.
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You already did help us.
That was a good idea
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about throwing that party.
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But I want to go to the party.
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How about this?
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You tell us who the killer is,
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and then we'll let your
crazy ass go to the party.
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How 'bout I go to the party,
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and not tell you who the killer is?
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Why would we do that?
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Dr. Cathy Munsch.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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All right, now that we're
all here, let's begin.
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CHANEL: Hold on. How can we read
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my beloved Chad's will
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without his awful family here?
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I'm sorry, I thought
you'd been informed.
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When the Radwells heard about Chad's
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impending nuptials to you, Chanel,
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they all loaded into
one of the family 747s
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and rushed here to try to stop it.
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Unfortunately, on approach,
the plane crashed,
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- killing all on board.
- (LAUGHS)
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Oh, my God, that's horrible.
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The entire family fortune
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was passed to Chad, so when he died,
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a short while after,
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his will became the legal document
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that determined where all
the Radwell money goes.
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Exactly how much money is
all the Radwell money?
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I mean, are we talking
George Clooney E.R. money,
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or George Clooney first dollar gross
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on Ocean's 11,
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and owner of Casamigos Tequila money?
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Do not answer that question.
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You can steal my man,
with your ample booty
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and admittedly beautiful weave,
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but I will not allow
you to take the money
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he obviously left for me
so I can be rich enough
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for everyone to like me again.
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I'm his wife, after all.
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Technically speaking, you aren't.
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He died before you got married.
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The love of my life is dead.
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Chanel-O-Ween is ruined again!
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I have no money,
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my friends are awful,
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and I work in this stupid hospital.
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I am sad.
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And where I come from, a sad and skinny
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20-something's feelings
are more important
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than some silly little legal document.
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Can we just move this along?
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- Yes.
- Thank you.
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"I, Chad Radwell,
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"being of sound mind and bitchin' body,
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"do hereby leave all of my Benjamins,
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"the majority of which
was made decades ago
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"by my great-great-grandfather,
Mercury Radwell,
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"through graft,
corruption, and bribery,
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"and on the broken backs
of non-union labor,
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"to... (GASPS)
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"Dean Munsch and the C.U.R.E. Institute
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for reasons that are
well-known to her."
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Say what now?
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MITCH: That's what it says.
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He called and asked to have it changed
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the day he died.
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He never explained why.
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Well, clearly he just
wanted his last act
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to be one of generosity and kindness.
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To make up for all the
awful things he did
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while he was alive.
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And I, for one,
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am not gonna let Chad down.
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So on behalf of all of the poor souls
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who will have a chance to be cured,
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you know, as well as
the obviously gaudy
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pink mansion I'm gonna
purchase in Palm Beach
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with my new, grossly
inappropriate salary,
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I accept.
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Chanel...
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are you okay?
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I think everyone should leave now.
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(SLOW, DRAWN-OUT SCREAM)
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(SLOWED GROAN)
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(GRUNTING, SNARLING)
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...terrible, I am so...
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so sorry. No...
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This whole thing stinks worse
264
00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:12,221
than Number Five's lululemons
after a two-hour Pilates class
265
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:14,125
and Dean Munsch, you're the crotch.
266
00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:15,929
DENISE: Do you want to
press charges against
267
00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:19,135
this crazy ho, who still seems
to think that Chad Radwell
268
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,139
liked her better than me?
269
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,878
Even though he told me
on numerous occasions
270
00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:26,384
that having sex with
you was like banging
271
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,788
a disinterested piece of plywood.
272
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,059
I will gladly arrest her ass.
273
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:34,065
No. No, it's not her fault.
The poor girl is grieving.
274
00:11:34,066 --> 00:11:35,935
We need to give her the space
275
00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:38,775
to process her loss... her way.
276
00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:40,780
277
00:11:44,784 --> 00:11:47,471
- (TYPEWRITER CLICKING)
- _
278
00:11:51,924 --> 00:11:56,362
_
279
00:11:56,387 --> 00:12:00,690
_
280
00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,448
_
281
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,993
It's all about you...
282
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,315
CHANEL: I used to love Halloween.
283
00:12:07,401 --> 00:12:09,371
But now I'm poor, have to have a job.
284
00:12:09,372 --> 00:12:10,740
My fianc? got murdered.
285
00:12:10,741 --> 00:12:12,577
I find myself
286
00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:14,781
in rather a dark place. (SNARLS)
287
00:12:14,782 --> 00:12:16,819
So, instead of using my ugly cow fans
288
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,889
as pawns in a cynical ploy
289
00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,927
to bolster my popularity
on social media,
290
00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:23,321
by making it seem like
I actually like them,
291
00:12:23,346 --> 00:12:26,251
I am gonna use this Chanel-O-Ween
292
00:12:26,252 --> 00:12:29,190
to send my throngs of
homely, rural well-wishers
293
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:31,228
gifts that are so shocking and vile,
294
00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:33,967
there's no way they'll miss the fact
295
00:12:33,968 --> 00:12:37,407
that I actively hate them and
spend every day of my life
296
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,313
trying to avoid becoming...
just like them.
297
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,385
This Chanel-O-Ween,
I've looted the morgue
298
00:12:43,386 --> 00:12:45,322
and everyone at the
hospital's biohazard bins
299
00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:47,795
for presents for my
disgusting hippo fans.
300
00:12:47,796 --> 00:12:49,464
You're welcome.
301
00:12:49,465 --> 00:12:50,734
(SQUEALS, LAUGHS)
302
00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,303
GIRL: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
303
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,007
-Oh, my God.
- (GASPS)
304
00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:56,244
It's Chanel-O-Ween!
305
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:57,614
It's all about you...
306
00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:58,817
Oh, my God! (LAUGHS)
307
00:12:58,818 --> 00:12:59,819
GIRL: Her hand...
308
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,021
wrote my name!
309
00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:02,090
"Barbara..."
310
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,593
- (SCREAMS)
-"... I hope this bag
311
00:13:03,594 --> 00:13:05,730
"of rancid lipo fat
312
00:13:05,731 --> 00:13:08,102
"can be used as lamp oil to brighten up
313
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,607
the disgusting hovel
you've chosen to live in."
314
00:13:10,608 --> 00:13:14,214
(SOBBING): "You are a
shining example of why
315
00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:17,487
euthanasia should be made legal.
316
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,625
Medicinal maggots!
317
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,228
This box is just filled with pus!
318
00:13:21,229 --> 00:13:22,898
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
319
00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:25,436
Chanel sent me a bag of
diseased whore hearts!
320
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:28,743
SHANTELLE: "Shantelle,
you're everything I hate
321
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,246
"about everything.
322
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:33,152
Happy Chanel-O-Ween! Chanel."
323
00:13:33,153 --> 00:13:34,487
(SCREAMING, LAUGHING)
324
00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:36,191
There's this dumb bitch named Susan
325
00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:37,528
who I visited two years ago.
326
00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:40,266
She thinks I find her
story inspiring, so...
327
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,170
I guess we're just gonna have
to go visit her in person
328
00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:44,274
to tell her how I really feel.
329
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,777
- (GASPS)
- (SQUEALS)
330
00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:48,282
Look! I got you this box
of exploding corpse bile.
331
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,186
(GASPS)
332
00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:51,722
You know I loathe you, right?
333
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,127
It's all about you...
334
00:13:54,128 --> 00:13:56,331
BARBARA: Chanel, thank you
335
00:13:56,332 --> 00:13:58,368
so much for putting me in my place!
336
00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:00,039
GIRL: You are right Chanel.
337
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,809
I am garbage.
338
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,178
I love you so much. (SOBS)
339
00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:09,158
You are star bright.
340
00:14:15,705 --> 00:14:18,876
BROCK: I think you have
a viral infection.
341
00:14:18,877 --> 00:14:21,716
You know, high-stress
situations can cause
342
00:14:21,717 --> 00:14:23,051
our immune system to lose its potency
343
00:14:23,052 --> 00:14:25,724
and make us susceptible to
all kinds of nasty things.
344
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:28,328
I am feeling pretty bad
about losing my Chaddy.
345
00:14:28,329 --> 00:14:30,199
But I think my biggest stress
346
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,836
is that, for the second
time in my life,
347
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,706
a crazed serial killer has chosen
348
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,376
to target me and my friends.
349
00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:39,183
And because of that, another
Halloween is kind of ruined.
350
00:14:39,184 --> 00:14:42,056
I mean, why, Brock? Why do bad
things happen to good people?
351
00:14:42,057 --> 00:14:44,762
Chanel, I'm a surgeon.
We don't do good or bad.
352
00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:47,033
We do "can it be fixed, or can't it?"
353
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,070
I think the only thing that's
gonna make you feel better
354
00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:52,209
is we find that killer and make
sure they don't kill again.
355
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,245
That's what we have to do.
356
00:14:53,246 --> 00:14:55,049
Wow.
357
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:57,254
- I'm, like, totally damp right now.
- Mm.
358
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,163
So do you have any idea
who that killer might be?
359
00:15:02,164 --> 00:15:04,735
Well, in my experience,
it's usually more than one,
360
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,039
with a single brilliant
ringleader pulling the strings.
361
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,208
Hmm.
362
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:10,045
You have to be a pretty smart cookie
363
00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:12,216
to pull all those strings
and get away with it, huh?
364
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:14,221
Ivy League smart.
365
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,393
(CHUCKLES)
366
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,366
You should know that my
self-esteem is just low enough
367
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:23,171
for a conversation where we are
covertly intimating that you are
368
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,509
a crazed killer... it's
kind of turning me on.
369
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:29,250
Well, girls do love the bad boys.
370
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:32,056
Here's a solution of colloidal silver.
371
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,392
It'll clear that rash right up.
372
00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,697
Silver? Uh, what about
bacitracin or something?
373
00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:37,400
Just take it before you go to bed,
374
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,237
get a good night sleep,
and in the morning,
375
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,108
you'll be back to your old self.
376
00:15:50,928 --> 00:15:52,664
(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)
377
00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:54,300
(BEEPING STOPS)
378
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,439
(SIGHS)
379
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:03,453
(KNOB CREAKS)
380
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,638
(SCREAMS)
381
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,144
CHANEL #3: Oh, my God.
382
00:16:16,145 --> 00:16:18,281
- How did you do that?
- (INHALES) I don't...
383
00:16:18,282 --> 00:16:20,787
I don't know. I mean, I just
drank that stuff that Dr. Brock
384
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,791
gave me before bed and I
woke up and I looked like...
385
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:26,164
like this! I mean, just
kill me, kill me now!
386
00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:28,168
It's actually kind of awesome.
Did you know
387
00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:29,905
that Elizabeth I imposed
sumptuary laws that said
388
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,742
only people with royal
blood could wear blue?
389
00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:34,848
I am not wearing blue,
Rhino Boob, I am blue!
390
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:37,253
The Egyptians considered it
to be the color of divinity.
391
00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:41,127
I'm sorry. Did this crappy dorm
turn into a Doctor Who TARDIS
392
00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:43,799
while I was asleep and transport
us all back to Ancient Egypt?
393
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,469
Are there slaves in
the kitchen making me
394
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,874
my poached eggs this
morning, Chanel #3?
395
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,279
Are we gonna worship
every cat we see today?
396
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,347
No?
397
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:53,151
Then I would love to know
398
00:16:53,152 --> 00:16:54,888
how a society that died out
over a hundred years ago
399
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,192
is relevant to the fact that I
am the color of an icy pop!
400
00:16:57,193 --> 00:16:59,130
I mean, this is totally gonna ruin
401
00:16:59,131 --> 00:17:01,301
- the staff Halloween party for me!
- Wait.
402
00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:02,604
This is perfect!
403
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,507
What?
404
00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:06,579
Now you don't have to
worry about a costume.
405
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,081
You can go as a blueberry!
406
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:09,618
Or...
407
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,822
a Smurfette.
408
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,793
Or a super bummed-out mood ring.
409
00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:15,128
Get out!
410
00:17:15,129 --> 00:17:16,497
Get out. Get out!
411
00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:19,270
Get out! Get out!
412
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,141
(SOBS)
413
00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:30,125
("RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT"
PLAYING OVER RADIO)
414
00:17:30,126 --> 00:17:32,964
(MOCK SNARLING)
415
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:34,868
(CHUCKLES)
416
00:17:34,869 --> 00:17:37,974
You'll be doing fine
once the music starts
417
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,680
Oh, feel the beat of the
rhythm of the night
418
00:17:40,681 --> 00:17:43,018
Dance until the morning light
419
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:45,255
Forget about the
worries on your mind
420
00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:47,226
You can leave them all behind
421
00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:49,163
Feel the beat of the
rhythm of the night
422
00:17:49,164 --> 00:17:52,269
Oh, the rhythm of the night
423
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:54,174
(CRASH IN DISTANCE)
424
00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:56,177
(GASPS)
425
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,182
(MUSIC STOPS)
426
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:10,173
(GASPS)
427
00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,516
428
00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:42,203
429
00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:04,533
(GRUNTS)
430
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:06,184
I beat the Red Devil,
431
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:08,589
and that was before my FBI training.
432
00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:10,894
You think I'm scared of a giant booger?
433
00:19:10,895 --> 00:19:13,833
And I know who you are
underneath that mask.
434
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:14,903
(GRUNTS)
435
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,009
(YELLS)
436
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:28,262
(GRUNTS)
437
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:31,570
Come on! (GRUNTING)
438
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,379
To hell with this.
439
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,217
I'm not playing around.
440
00:19:39,218 --> 00:19:41,087
It's time...
441
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:42,592
for you to die.
442
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,777
(GUN CLICKING EMPTY)
443
00:19:52,778 --> 00:19:54,782
(PANTING)
444
00:19:59,258 --> 00:20:02,363
HESTER: Agent Hemphill, I presume?
445
00:20:02,364 --> 00:20:05,102
Special Agent.
446
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,607
And you got yourself a deal.
447
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:10,613
I texted my higher-ups at Quantico,
448
00:20:10,614 --> 00:20:14,955
and they agreed to release
you tonight, for 24 hours,
449
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,226
when Halloween officially begins.
450
00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:19,965
- You will wear this anklet.
- (BEEPS)
451
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:23,739
That way, they'll know if you
leave the hospital grounds.
452
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,375
Now, at the stroke of midnight,
453
00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:28,649
after I've had a few cocktails,
danced a little bit,
454
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,319
and made out with a couple guys,
455
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,056
you will tell us
456
00:20:32,057 --> 00:20:34,193
who the killer is.
457
00:20:34,194 --> 00:20:36,230
You will not tell anybody
458
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:38,335
about this arrangement,
because if you do,
459
00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:41,776
you will be sent back to
the asylum like that.
460
00:20:43,212 --> 00:20:44,581
You will wear this costume,
461
00:20:44,582 --> 00:20:45,917
and you will keep
462
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:48,289
this mask on at all times.
463
00:20:50,193 --> 00:20:53,398
- Is this a Jason costume?
- Yes, it is.
464
00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:56,572
With you in this costume, it'll
be easy to keep a eye on you,
465
00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:59,043
'cause nobody wants to
be Jason on Halloween.
466
00:20:59,044 --> 00:21:00,379
Yes, they do. It's, like, the most
467
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,082
popular costume of all time.
468
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,387
Nuh-uh! Maybe on Friday the 13th.
469
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,261
If anything, people want
to go as Michael Myers.
470
00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:09,164
I've never seen Halloween.
471
00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:10,833
Me neither. But I know
472
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,038
Mike Myers played the bad guy.
473
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:17,212
It was, like, the movie he did
right after Wayne's World.
474
00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:20,352
Anyway, here's the axe
to go with your costume.
475
00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:22,189
And remember:
476
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:25,029
I gots my eye on you.
477
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,207
CHANEL: Chanel-O-Ween is supposed to be
478
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,644
the most magical night of the year.
479
00:21:32,645 --> 00:21:35,817
But this Chanel-O-Ween,
my life is in tatters.
480
00:21:35,818 --> 00:21:38,088
First, I find out that
whore Dean Munsch
481
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,793
has inherited the
entire Radwell fortune.
482
00:21:40,794 --> 00:21:44,634
Then, I see that dumb security
guard wearing my wedding gown.
483
00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:47,306
And then, I turn blue.
484
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,511
CHANEL: There you are,
485
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:50,646
you bitch.
486
00:21:50,647 --> 00:21:52,416
I know you're in on it.
487
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:53,451
You had Chad murdered
488
00:21:53,452 --> 00:21:54,688
because you couldn't stand the fact
489
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,190
that he was gonna marry me.
490
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,596
And here you are, in my wedding gown.
491
00:21:58,597 --> 00:22:01,735
I mean, you may as well have
just signed a confession.
492
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,939
First of all...
493
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,408
I look amazing.
494
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,047
And I'll admit, I was
surprised when I tried it on
495
00:22:08,048 --> 00:22:09,483
and it fit like a glove.
496
00:22:09,484 --> 00:22:11,320
'Cause, you know, we got
different body types.
497
00:22:11,321 --> 00:22:13,124
My body type is...
498
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,494
"woman."
499
00:22:14,495 --> 00:22:16,097
And yours is...
500
00:22:16,098 --> 00:22:18,134
"malnourished Victorian paperboy."
501
00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:19,838
And second,
502
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,144
Chad Radwell was never gonna marry you.
503
00:22:23,145 --> 00:22:25,148
In fact, just a few weeks ago,
504
00:22:25,149 --> 00:22:27,921
during our American Beauty
role-playing session,
505
00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:30,125
he said, and I quote...
506
00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:33,298
507
00:22:33,299 --> 00:22:35,302
Run away with me, Angela.
508
00:22:35,303 --> 00:22:37,272
I've been living a lie.
509
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,441
I don't love her anymore.
510
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:39,778
I only love you.
511
00:22:39,779 --> 00:22:42,149
Oh, Lester.
512
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,986
You given me the vapors.
513
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,656
Ah...
514
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:49,330
It's a good thing this tub is
filled up with rose petals,
515
00:22:49,331 --> 00:22:52,237
'cause that way you
can't smell my toots.
516
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:55,577
Kiss me.
517
00:22:58,282 --> 00:23:00,686
CHANEL: He just said that
518
00:23:00,687 --> 00:23:02,490
because it's the plot of the film!
519
00:23:02,491 --> 00:23:03,792
Is it?
520
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,128
'Cause I don't remember nobody
521
00:23:05,129 --> 00:23:07,800
in that movie saying
they had the vapors.
522
00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:09,838
Just admit it, you
murdered Chad Radwell!
523
00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:12,276
Shh! You stupid ho!
524
00:23:12,277 --> 00:23:14,213
I ain't murdered nobody!
525
00:23:14,214 --> 00:23:17,452
If anybody is behind my
sweet boo getting murdered,
526
00:23:17,453 --> 00:23:19,390
it's that Dean Munsch.
527
00:23:19,391 --> 00:23:23,164
She was the one that inherited
the Radwell family fortune.
528
00:23:23,165 --> 00:23:25,201
And she probably had help
529
00:23:25,202 --> 00:23:28,909
from that "Shay-day" Zayday Williams.
530
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:31,213
It's time to enlist the
help of an old friend
531
00:23:31,214 --> 00:23:34,153
- who always tells the truth.
- Who?
532
00:23:34,154 --> 00:23:36,190
My old talking board, that's who.
533
00:23:36,191 --> 00:23:38,161
We're gonna talk to Chad
from beyond the grave,
534
00:23:38,162 --> 00:23:39,597
and ask him who he loved more
535
00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:41,535
and find out once and for
all who murdered him.
536
00:23:41,536 --> 00:23:43,939
Mm, there is nobody
537
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,611
who loves trafficking the dark arts
538
00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:51,220
like this top FBI recruit
from Quantico, Virginia.
539
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,790
Bitch, I'm in.
540
00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,227
(SCOFFS)
541
00:23:59,261 --> 00:24:01,999
Chanel, I've been looking
all over for you.
542
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,105
I mean, not literally, but in
my mind, I was looking for...
543
00:24:05,106 --> 00:24:06,107
Oh, my God, it's true.
544
00:24:06,108 --> 00:24:07,911
Uh, that you poisoned me with a bottle
545
00:24:07,912 --> 00:24:10,095
of nickels and dimes
minted before 1964?
546
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,659
Yes, it's true.
547
00:24:11,769 --> 00:24:13,438
This doesn't make any sense.
548
00:24:13,439 --> 00:24:15,008
The amount of silver that
I put in the solution
549
00:24:15,009 --> 00:24:16,916
was tiny... micrograms.
550
00:24:16,941 --> 00:24:18,843
This shouldn't be happening.
551
00:24:18,844 --> 00:24:21,448
I have a feeling that someone
tampered with my mixture.
552
00:24:21,449 --> 00:24:22,564
Oh, who would do that?
553
00:24:22,596 --> 00:24:24,031
I need the cure!
554
00:24:24,032 --> 00:24:25,267
Well, there is no cure for Argyria.
555
00:24:25,268 --> 00:24:25,962
What?!
556
00:24:25,987 --> 00:24:27,955
Well...
557
00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:29,886
But in the spirit of this
hospital, gosh darn it,
558
00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:31,045
I'm gonna find one.
559
00:24:31,046 --> 00:24:33,082
Of course, the next
few days, I'm booked.
560
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,555
I mean, we do have the party and all,
561
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,659
and I, and I scheduled an
appointment for laser treatment.
562
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:39,596
- (WHISPERS): Ear hair removal.
- Mm.
563
00:24:39,597 --> 00:24:41,165
And I've got to get
to the dry cleaners.
564
00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:43,069
But after I get all that done,
565
00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,739
I promise I'm gonna come
up with a miracle cure.
566
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:46,075
Dean Munsch,
567
00:24:46,076 --> 00:24:48,680
I demand that you have
Dr. Brock arrested immediately.
568
00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:49,806
On what charge?
569
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:51,365
For assaulting me with silver!
570
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:54,004
And... probably being in
cahoots with Denise Hemphill
571
00:24:54,005 --> 00:24:56,275
in murdering Chad and a
whole bunch of other people
572
00:24:56,276 --> 00:24:57,478
with his serial killer hand!
573
00:24:57,479 --> 00:24:58,947
MUNSCH: Chanel, look,
574
00:24:58,948 --> 00:25:01,018
I know you are feeling a tad blue
575
00:25:01,019 --> 00:25:03,222
right now,
576
00:25:03,223 --> 00:25:06,963
but Dr. Brock Holt did not murder Chad.
577
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,802
He has an airtight alibi.
578
00:25:09,737 --> 00:25:10,572
He does?
579
00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:12,007
That's wonderful.
580
00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:13,677
I mean, I didn't want to believe
581
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,414
that it was true, but after the silver
582
00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:17,083
and I knew you were jealous of Chad,
583
00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:19,890
I just... oh, I didn't
know what else to think.
584
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:21,860
Forgive me?
585
00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:23,062
You know, he and I
586
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,166
were having a little
of the jiffy stiffy
587
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:27,103
in my office, right before the wedding,
588
00:25:27,104 --> 00:25:28,941
right when Chad was being killed.
589
00:25:28,942 --> 00:25:30,578
What?!
590
00:25:30,579 --> 00:25:32,180
Well, see, I was
distraught, and I, and I,
591
00:25:32,181 --> 00:25:35,086
and I needed comfort, and-and
Dean Munsch was there.
592
00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:37,425
Do you always keep a wig and
a corset in your office?
593
00:25:37,426 --> 00:25:39,529
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't understand
594
00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:42,635
how all these middle-aged
women keep stealing my men.
595
00:25:42,636 --> 00:25:48,112
Perhaps it's because you insist
on Snapchatting during sex.
596
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,116
That was one time!
597
00:25:50,117 --> 00:25:51,086
You know what?
598
00:25:51,087 --> 00:25:52,488
I am done.
599
00:25:52,489 --> 00:25:54,726
I am done with medicine, I'm
done with this hospital,
600
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,061
and I am done with all of you.
601
00:25:56,062 --> 00:25:57,565
I'm leaving.
602
00:25:57,566 --> 00:25:59,769
Oh, no, no, no, you cannot leave
603
00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:01,840
until the Halloween party.
604
00:26:01,841 --> 00:26:05,346
Because we need a lot of bait
here to lure the killer in.
605
00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:07,217
- Then take in some more patients.
- I don't know much
606
00:26:07,218 --> 00:26:09,288
about running a hospital, but
I do know if we bring in
607
00:26:09,289 --> 00:26:10,858
patients just so we can
get them killed...
608
00:26:10,859 --> 00:26:12,027
Yeah, no, no, no, we're not bringing in
609
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,031
new patients until the
killer is caught.
610
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,035
Look, Chanel, I'm sure
611
00:26:16,036 --> 00:26:18,306
once you develop
personally, professionally
612
00:26:18,307 --> 00:26:21,546
and physically, you'll have
no trouble keeping a man.
613
00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:23,450
This is the place to do that.
614
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:24,652
Stay.
615
00:26:24,653 --> 00:26:26,288
No. Never!
616
00:26:26,289 --> 00:26:28,393
Catch the killer without
me, because I am out!
617
00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:48,000
Ivanka Trump?
618
00:26:49,503 --> 00:26:51,473
That costume is insane.
619
00:26:51,474 --> 00:26:52,609
Who is that... Number Three?
620
00:26:55,415 --> 00:26:57,551
What are you doing here?
621
00:26:57,552 --> 00:26:59,589
There's no patients in this wing.
622
00:26:59,590 --> 00:27:00,624
I'm serious.
623
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:03,295
Who are you?
624
00:27:03,296 --> 00:27:07,939
Okay, this is just creepy,
so I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
625
00:27:14,853 --> 00:27:15,954
(SCREAMS)
626
00:27:15,955 --> 00:27:17,859
(GASPING)
627
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:22,268
(HIGH-PITCHED SCRAPING)
628
00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,775
(SCREAMS)
629
00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:28,046
(GASPS)
630
00:27:32,456 --> 00:27:35,127
(SCREAMING)
631
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,067
Help, somebody!
632
00:27:39,068 --> 00:27:42,208
Ivanka Trump is trying to kill me!
633
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:45,180
Ow!
634
00:27:46,984 --> 00:27:48,220
(SHRIEKS)
635
00:27:56,269 --> 00:27:58,840
And then I took my heel and
threw it right at her face
636
00:27:58,841 --> 00:28:00,176
and just ran as fast as I could.
637
00:28:00,177 --> 00:28:01,980
I mean, I don't know why
she didn't follow me.
638
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,685
CHANEL #5: Well, Chanel,
you are safe now.
639
00:28:04,686 --> 00:28:06,221
But that does sound terrifying.
640
00:28:06,222 --> 00:28:07,858
Hold on, back it up a second, Chanel.
641
00:28:07,859 --> 00:28:09,829
What was the mask the
killer was wearing?
642
00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:10,799
Ivanka?
643
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,168
Ivanka Trump! (GASPS)
644
00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:15,908
What is it?
645
00:28:15,909 --> 00:28:17,645
Why are you guys looking at Chanel #5?
646
00:28:17,646 --> 00:28:19,247
CHANEL #3: Because earlier,
647
00:28:19,248 --> 00:28:21,185
we helped her with her
Ivanka Trump costume.
648
00:28:21,186 --> 00:28:22,656
It's hanging in her closet.
649
00:28:23,524 --> 00:28:26,028
Okay, let's hold on one sec.
650
00:28:26,029 --> 00:28:27,432
I have been here all day!
651
00:28:30,438 --> 00:28:32,741
Except for when you
made that phone call.
652
00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:33,844
I was FaceTiming with somebody.
653
00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,747
Liar! No one wants to
look at your face.
654
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:38,453
Where's the costume, Number Five?
655
00:28:38,454 --> 00:28:40,858
(GASPS)
656
00:28:40,859 --> 00:28:42,428
I have no idea, Chanel!
657
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,864
Somebody must've taken it!
658
00:28:43,865 --> 00:28:46,268
You lying, murdering bitch!
659
00:28:46,269 --> 00:28:48,205
Of course you're the killer.
660
00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:49,976
What are you even talking about?
661
00:28:49,977 --> 00:28:51,479
I was attacked, too.
662
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,648
Allegedly.
663
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:54,217
Yeah, nobody saw it happen.
664
00:28:54,218 --> 00:28:55,921
CHANEL: You could've
easily faked the attack
665
00:28:55,922 --> 00:28:58,493
and left a trail of green slime
behind to throw everyone off.
666
00:28:58,494 --> 00:29:00,096
I mean, sure, you seemed upset,
667
00:29:00,097 --> 00:29:02,233
but you're barely holding
it together on a good day.
668
00:29:02,234 --> 00:29:03,570
CHANEL 3: Yeah.
669
00:29:03,571 --> 00:29:05,273
You had a full-on panic attack
that time we caught you
670
00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:06,943
eating spoonfuls of mayonnaise
straight from the jar.
671
00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:09,448
It is so unfair of you to try
to kill me, Number Five!
672
00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:11,586
I am telling you, I didn't do it!
673
00:29:11,587 --> 00:29:14,357
Oh, stick a hot dog in it, you manatee.
674
00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:17,932
You and I are officially
not friends anymore.
675
00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:21,773
Did you know that I wanted to
go as Ivanka Trump this year?
676
00:29:21,774 --> 00:29:23,543
Hmm? Yeah.
677
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,747
She is an inspiration to us all.
678
00:29:25,748 --> 00:29:27,718
She's like the Chelsea Clinton
679
00:29:27,719 --> 00:29:29,822
from a parallel universe if
Hitler won the second World War!
680
00:29:29,823 --> 00:29:34,465
Okay, Chanel, I am telling
you, I didn't try to kill you!
681
00:29:34,466 --> 00:29:36,469
And don't even think of coming
to the Halloween party later.
682
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:39,408
You can't uninvite me.
683
00:29:39,409 --> 00:29:41,946
This party is for all
of the hospital staff.
684
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,950
And I will be there.
685
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,922
Come hell or high water!
686
00:29:47,959 --> 00:29:50,964
If you show up to that party...
687
00:29:50,965 --> 00:29:52,368
we'll kill you.
688
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,721
(ROBBIE NEVIL'S "C'EST LA VIE" PLAYING)
689
00:30:09,328 --> 00:30:10,662
C'est la vie
690
00:30:10,663 --> 00:30:12,099
C'est la vie
691
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,003
That's just the way it goes
692
00:30:14,004 --> 00:30:15,272
That's right
693
00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:18,611
Oh, yeah
694
00:30:18,612 --> 00:30:21,451
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
695
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:24,290
-
That's just the way it
goes
-
That's right
696
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:26,494
Oh, mmm
697
00:30:26,495 --> 00:30:29,166
Baby's gone all alone...
698
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:30,635
All right!
699
00:30:30,636 --> 00:30:33,074
Now, remember, we are
not here to have fun.
700
00:30:33,075 --> 00:30:35,245
We're here to draw the killer out.
701
00:30:35,246 --> 00:30:38,184
So, Chanels, feel free
to wander off alone.
702
00:30:38,185 --> 00:30:40,422
This is the worst Halloween
party I ever been to.
703
00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:42,192
Man, look at these costumes.
704
00:30:42,193 --> 00:30:44,330
Brock, what the hell
you supposed to be?
705
00:30:44,331 --> 00:30:46,401
I'm the script of Batman v Superman.
706
00:30:46,402 --> 00:30:47,737
You look like a bloody mess.
707
00:30:47,738 --> 00:30:49,340
(WHISPERS): Exactly.
708
00:30:49,341 --> 00:30:50,777
I'm sure I'm not the only one
709
00:30:50,778 --> 00:30:53,214
deeply offended by
Zayday's ISIS costume.
710
00:30:53,215 --> 00:30:56,955
I told you, I'm Isis,
goddess of Ancient Egypt.
711
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,525
It's a totally different Isis.
712
00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:00,061
I'm death.
713
00:31:00,062 --> 00:31:01,698
I thought it would be a good idea
714
00:31:01,699 --> 00:31:04,370
to get comfortable being
really close to it.
715
00:31:04,371 --> 00:31:06,809
Maybe even find a way to love it.
716
00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:09,380
Well, I got to give you props, Chanel.
717
00:31:09,381 --> 00:31:12,252
Actually turning your skin
blue for your costume?
718
00:31:12,253 --> 00:31:14,223
That's a real commitment.
719
00:31:14,224 --> 00:31:15,492
I respect it.
720
00:31:15,493 --> 00:31:17,329
Dean Crunch and Munsch,
721
00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:19,797
what you supposed to be...
George Washington?
722
00:31:19,821 --> 00:31:21,157
Hamilton.
723
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:25,899
Hamilton, you know, the
Broadway, huge hit musical,
724
00:31:26,071 --> 00:31:27,115
Hamilton?
725
00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:28,451
I don't know it.
726
00:31:28,452 --> 00:31:29,955
It totally reinvented musical theater.
727
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:31,959
- Right?
- (CHANEL GASPS)
728
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,296
It's that murderous traitor, Chanel 5!
729
00:31:34,297 --> 00:31:35,733
Somebody keep her away from me!
730
00:31:35,734 --> 00:31:37,937
ZAYDAY: We told you to
stay home, Number Five.
731
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:38,773
It's for your own good.
732
00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:40,943
CHANEL 5: It's not fair
733
00:31:40,944 --> 00:31:42,312
that just because
someone attacked Chanel
734
00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:45,051
and I have a tendency to
be a little unstable,
735
00:31:45,052 --> 00:31:46,487
I don't get to come to the party.
736
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,057
Who the hell you supposed to be?
737
00:31:48,058 --> 00:31:49,393
Ivanka Trump.
738
00:31:49,394 --> 00:31:51,130
The Donald's first wife?
739
00:31:51,131 --> 00:31:55,372
No, dear, Donald's first
wife was Ivana Trump.
740
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:57,342
Ivanka is his daughter.
741
00:31:57,343 --> 00:32:00,282
- The one he wants to...
- CHANEL #5: What?
742
00:32:00,283 --> 00:32:03,688
I thought that Ivana and
Ivanka were the same person!
743
00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:06,294
I mean, who names their
kid after their wife,
744
00:32:06,295 --> 00:32:07,764
- and just adds a random letter?
- Girl, bye.
745
00:32:07,765 --> 00:32:09,033
(GASPS) Ow!
746
00:32:09,034 --> 00:32:10,870
Wait, so if she's Ivana Trump,
747
00:32:10,871 --> 00:32:13,107
then who's that dressed as Ivanka?
748
00:32:13,108 --> 00:32:14,410
(CHANEL GASPS)
749
00:32:14,411 --> 00:32:16,447
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
750
00:32:16,448 --> 00:32:17,785
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
751
00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,823
(PEOPLE GROANING, COUGHING)
752
00:32:20,824 --> 00:32:21,892
We have patients.
753
00:32:21,893 --> 00:32:23,429
(PATIENTS CLAMORING)
754
00:32:30,643 --> 00:32:33,448
We were all at a Halloween party!
Help us!
755
00:32:33,449 --> 00:32:35,485
Ah, bees! Oh, so many bees!
756
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,824
Chamberlain, get control
of Chewbacca, man!
757
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,627
I'm trying; these
Wookiees are powerful!
758
00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:42,199
I just don't understand why
everyone's acting so crazy!
759
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,501
Why don't you get some IVs.
760
00:32:43,502 --> 00:32:45,005
And someone please help
Lin-Manuel Miranda
761
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:46,507
before he swallows his tongue.
762
00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:48,277
What the hell is going on?
763
00:32:48,278 --> 00:32:50,716
We don't know yet. We've
got a dozen new patients,
764
00:32:50,717 --> 00:32:53,154
all presenting with symptoms
of severe psychosis.
765
00:32:53,155 --> 00:32:55,625
(WOMAN RETCHING)
766
00:32:55,626 --> 00:32:57,429
And vomiting.
767
00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:58,899
So, they were all bobbing
for apples and...
768
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,335
I wasn't, but they all were.
769
00:33:00,336 --> 00:33:01,437
What the hell happened?
770
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:02,439
I just grabbed one to use as a prop
771
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,608
for my Snow White costume,
772
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,445
and then I noticed
everybody started totally
773
00:33:05,446 --> 00:33:07,282
- freaking out.
- Saint Anthony's Fire.
774
00:33:07,283 --> 00:33:08,451
I love that movie.
775
00:33:08,452 --> 00:33:09,453
No, it's not a movie.
776
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:10,689
It's what they called ergot poisoning
777
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:11,758
in the Middle Ages.
778
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:14,530
Ergot was a fungus that grew on crops.
779
00:33:14,531 --> 00:33:17,704
If ingested, it would cause
hallucinations, seizures,
780
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,708
diarrhea, vomiting, nausea...
781
00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:21,845
That's it. Ergot was on these apples.
782
00:33:21,846 --> 00:33:24,149
That's why everybody is sick.
783
00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,552
Zayday, I need a dozen saline drips
784
00:33:25,553 --> 00:33:28,491
with a 200 microgram infusion
of sodium nitroprusside.
785
00:33:28,492 --> 00:33:29,994
Sodium nitroprusside?!
786
00:33:29,995 --> 00:33:31,798
Yes. It's a vasodilator.
787
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:33,501
Yes, I know.
788
00:33:33,502 --> 00:33:35,706
I also know that it gets
metabolized into cyanide,
789
00:33:35,707 --> 00:33:37,375
which can be extremely toxic.
790
00:33:37,376 --> 00:33:39,546
We're talking acidosis,
ischemia injury,
791
00:33:39,547 --> 00:33:41,317
Bell's palsy, Erb's palsy,
792
00:33:41,318 --> 00:33:42,720
basically any kind of palsy.
793
00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,389
This is not a discussion.
794
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:45,558
If we don't start helping
these people right away,
795
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:46,560
they're gonna lose limbs to gangrene.
796
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,197
Okay, what happened?
797
00:33:48,198 --> 00:33:50,535
It's ergot poisoning from
bobbing for tainted apples.
798
00:33:50,536 --> 00:33:52,774
I don't agree with
Dr. Holt's assessment.
799
00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:55,011
- You don't agree with my assessment?
- It might be ergot poisoning,
800
00:33:55,012 --> 00:33:56,815
but if we're wrong,
these folks can end up
801
00:33:56,816 --> 00:33:58,184
with all manner of palsy.
802
00:33:58,185 --> 00:34:00,355
Please, just give me 15 minutes to
talk to everybody and find out...
803
00:34:00,356 --> 00:34:01,557
You have ten.
804
00:34:01,558 --> 00:34:03,362
- Five.
- Ten!
805
00:34:03,462 --> 00:34:05,165
I need all hands on deck!
806
00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:07,343
Where is Chanel?!
807
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,650
Chad Radwell.
808
00:34:13,775 --> 00:34:15,345
It's Chanel Oberlin
809
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:19,952
and Special Agent Denise Hemphill, FBI,
810
00:34:19,953 --> 00:34:24,663
and we summon you from
beyond the grave!
811
00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:29,272
(GASPS) It's moving.
812
00:34:29,273 --> 00:34:30,841
Are you moving it?
813
00:34:30,842 --> 00:34:32,778
- Hell no! Are you?
- No!
814
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,215
Wait, let's ask him a question
815
00:34:34,216 --> 00:34:35,350
to make sure it's him and not that
816
00:34:35,352 --> 00:34:37,021
gaslighting bitch Chanel 2,
817
00:34:37,021 --> 00:34:38,723
who's currently getting
motorboated in hell
818
00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:39,825
by Genghis Khan.
819
00:34:39,826 --> 00:34:41,663
Okay, um...
820
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:44,168
Chad, who did you love more?
821
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,170
Me...
822
00:34:45,171 --> 00:34:46,206
or Chanel?
823
00:34:50,415 --> 00:34:51,683
(DENISE SHOUTS)
824
00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:53,253
(LAUGHS) He's spelling "Denise."
825
00:34:53,254 --> 00:34:55,290
- I knew it.
- Okay, hold on.
826
00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:57,661
I'm gonna ask him a question you
couldn't know the answer to.
827
00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:59,632
Chad...
828
00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:01,869
it's Chanel.
829
00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:03,173
What is the name of your goat
830
00:35:03,174 --> 00:35:04,642
that you secretly keep
in your house and milk
831
00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:06,512
because you're lactose intolerant?
832
00:35:06,513 --> 00:35:07,515
Say what now?
833
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:11,189
"R"... "A"... "M."
834
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:12,324
Rammy! He's spelling "Rammy."
835
00:35:12,325 --> 00:35:13,626
That's the name of his goat.
836
00:35:13,627 --> 00:35:14,662
It's him!
837
00:35:14,663 --> 00:35:15,664
CHAD: Hello, Chanel. (SCREAMS)
838
00:35:15,665 --> 00:35:18,403
Oh, speaking of, do you
mind killing for me?
839
00:35:18,404 --> 00:35:20,140
Wait, what?! Kill who?
840
00:35:20,141 --> 00:35:21,476
Rammy.
841
00:35:21,477 --> 00:35:23,078
News flash, you know, I'm super dead.
842
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,849
I really miss that little guy.
843
00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:27,019
(CHAD'S VOICE): So, if you
wouldn't mind distracting him
844
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:29,658
with that little tin can he
likes to chew on, and just...
845
00:35:29,659 --> 00:35:31,763
- (IMITATES CUTTING)
- I'd really appreciate it.
846
00:35:31,764 --> 00:35:33,031
I mean, I just told
Jesus all about Rammy
847
00:35:33,032 --> 00:35:34,100
and I know he really wants to meet him.
848
00:35:34,101 --> 00:35:35,537
Oh, Chad.
849
00:35:35,538 --> 00:35:36,873
You're in heaven?
850
00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:38,176
Yeah, of course I'm in heaven.
851
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,345
You know why? 'Cause I'm awesome.
852
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:40,447
By the way,
853
00:35:40,448 --> 00:35:43,018
Jesus and I are buds.
854
00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:44,255
Golfing buds.
855
00:35:44,256 --> 00:35:45,857
Still buds.
856
00:35:45,858 --> 00:35:47,861
Great golfer, by the way.
Also, good-looking dude.
857
00:35:47,862 --> 00:35:50,667
Wait... how is this happening?
858
00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:51,903
Uh, I don't know.
859
00:35:51,904 --> 00:35:53,473
You tell me. You got the talking board.
860
00:35:53,474 --> 00:35:54,909
(CHAD'S VOICE): It's
probably a ghost situation.
861
00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:57,481
I think I'm pulling a
Swayze and I'm momentarily
862
00:35:57,482 --> 00:35:59,050
inhabiting Denise Hemphill's
863
00:35:59,051 --> 00:36:01,989
(SINGING): body...
864
00:36:01,990 --> 00:36:02,991
Yeah.
865
00:36:02,992 --> 00:36:04,728
Don't get any ideas
866
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:05,665
'cause we can't bone 'cause, obviously,
867
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,167
Denise doesn't have a wang.
868
00:36:07,168 --> 00:36:08,903
Okay, Chad, I need to
ask you something.
869
00:36:08,904 --> 00:36:11,709
Who did you love more? Me or Denise?
870
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:13,546
- Denise.
- What?!
871
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:15,550
Yeah. Definitely Denise, hands down.
872
00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:16,919
I mean, you're obviously,
like, way richer,
873
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,921
which is great,
874
00:36:17,922 --> 00:36:20,727
but Denise... that girl is fun.
875
00:36:20,728 --> 00:36:23,900
That chick knows what she's doing.
876
00:36:23,901 --> 00:36:25,069
I mean, the first time we made love,
877
00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:26,539
ten back-to-back orgasms.
878
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:28,409
Okay, we can stop
talking about this now.
879
00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:29,745
No, I'll talk about it all night.
880
00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:31,315
I'll talk about how smoking hot
Denise Hemphill is all the time.
881
00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:33,419
Okay, Chad, you need to tell us.
882
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,722
Who killed you?
883
00:36:34,723 --> 00:36:37,427
Oh, my God, I am so
happy you asked that,
884
00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:39,298
'cause when I found out
I was, like, P. O.'d.
885
00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,834
I was like... you're gonna be, too.
886
00:36:40,835 --> 00:36:43,071
Just wait... the person
who killed me is...
887
00:36:43,072 --> 00:36:43,941
wait for it...
888
00:36:43,942 --> 00:36:45,410
I mean, just hold on,
889
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:47,948
'cause it's a real doozy.
All right, ready?
890
00:36:47,949 --> 00:36:49,485
Uh, like, seriously, I want
you to guess right now.
891
00:36:49,486 --> 00:36:52,023
You're gonna be like, "What?!
892
00:36:52,024 --> 00:36:54,395
I wouldn't have guessed
that in a million years."
893
00:36:54,396 --> 00:36:55,730
Okay, Chad, just say it!
894
00:36:55,731 --> 00:36:57,634
Fine. The person who killed me
895
00:36:57,635 --> 00:36:58,470
is...
896
00:36:58,471 --> 00:37:00,206
Chanel! Denise! Come on.
897
00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:01,275
Damn it!
898
00:37:01,276 --> 00:37:03,713
(NORMAL VOICE): Ooh, what
the hell just happened?
899
00:37:03,714 --> 00:37:05,650
I was just talking to Chad
through your possessed body.
900
00:37:05,651 --> 00:37:07,387
He was gonna tell us who the killer is!
901
00:37:07,388 --> 00:37:09,124
Come on, whatever! It's an emergency.
902
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:10,827
(GRUNTS)
903
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:12,831
Ooh.
904
00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:14,970
Y'all slow down. I got a headache.
905
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,829
Oh! Damn it!
906
00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:31,302
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
907
00:37:31,303 --> 00:37:32,872
Hello?
908
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:43,894
(GASPS)
909
00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:47,301
Who is that?
910
00:37:52,845 --> 00:37:54,081
Chanel?
911
00:37:56,253 --> 00:37:57,621
Okay.
912
00:37:57,622 --> 00:37:59,858
Well... first of all,
913
00:37:59,859 --> 00:38:01,662
I think that Ivanka Trump
is such a better costume
914
00:38:01,663 --> 00:38:02,998
than Smurfette.
915
00:38:02,999 --> 00:38:04,468
I mean, they're sort of
similar in the sense
916
00:38:04,469 --> 00:38:05,870
that they're both token
women who are used as pawns
917
00:38:05,871 --> 00:38:06,872
and live in a fantasy world.
918
00:38:06,873 --> 00:38:08,509
Smurfette is so '80s,
919
00:38:08,510 --> 00:38:11,216
whereas Ivanka Trump is so
of the moment, you know?
920
00:38:12,952 --> 00:38:14,488
I mean, she could
literally be appointed
921
00:38:14,489 --> 00:38:17,127
minister of propaganda any second now.
922
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,364
(GASPS)
923
00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:21,067
Oh, come on, Chanel.
924
00:38:21,068 --> 00:38:23,706
Are you seriously going to kill
me over a Halloween costume
925
00:38:23,707 --> 00:38:25,877
when we have an E. R. full
of Lin-Manuel Mirandas
926
00:38:25,878 --> 00:38:27,247
and they're all tripping balls?
927
00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:29,685
This is all...
928
00:38:29,686 --> 00:38:31,555
much ado about nothing.
929
00:38:31,556 --> 00:38:33,058
You are Ivanka.
930
00:38:33,059 --> 00:38:34,428
I am Ivana.
931
00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:35,830
You get to be the sexy young face
932
00:38:35,831 --> 00:38:37,501
of a psychopathic, ultra right-wing,
933
00:38:37,502 --> 00:38:38,736
authoritarian regime bent
on destroying everything
934
00:38:38,737 --> 00:38:39,672
that's good about this country,
935
00:38:39,673 --> 00:38:42,377
and I... am the old, hag mother,
936
00:38:42,378 --> 00:38:44,080
tossed aside for a fresh piece of ass,
937
00:38:44,081 --> 00:38:45,718
just like so much human garbage.
938
00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:57,974
Thank you.
939
00:38:57,975 --> 00:38:59,411
Can you please help me
940
00:38:59,412 --> 00:39:00,747
with these I. V. bags?
941
00:39:00,748 --> 00:39:02,317
They are surprisingly heavy
and I'm pitting out...
942
00:39:02,318 --> 00:39:04,086
like...
943
00:39:04,087 --> 00:39:05,990
a hospital full of terrified partygoers
944
00:39:05,991 --> 00:39:07,427
who might end up dying.
945
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,083
This is the best Halloween ever.
946
00:39:14,943 --> 00:39:17,848
(GASPING)
947
00:39:17,849 --> 00:39:19,853
(COUGHS)
948
00:39:20,788 --> 00:39:22,792
(COUGHING)
949
00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:26,800
(COUGHS)
950
00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:35,455
So, Miss Thing, let
me get this straight.
951
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,362
You ate a apple, but you
didn't bob for apples.
952
00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:40,145
Is that right?
953
00:39:40,215 --> 00:39:42,218
That's right. I thought
an apple would go great
954
00:39:42,219 --> 00:39:44,556
with my Snow White
costume, so I grabbed one.
955
00:39:44,557 --> 00:39:46,593
And then it looked really
good, so I ate it.
956
00:39:46,594 --> 00:39:48,398
And you didn't start hallucinating?
957
00:39:49,466 --> 00:39:50,802
That means it can't be ergot poisoning;
958
00:39:50,803 --> 00:39:52,406
otherwise, she would be sick, too.
959
00:39:53,441 --> 00:39:54,910
I did notice one thing.
960
00:39:54,911 --> 00:39:57,916
Strut, pout, put it out...
961
00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,586
SNOW WHITE: At one
point, a really tall guy
962
00:39:59,587 --> 00:40:02,425
in a slimy, green swamp costume came in
963
00:40:02,426 --> 00:40:04,529
and changed out the water.
964
00:40:04,530 --> 00:40:06,533
Strut, pout, put it out
965
00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:08,036
All talkin' and no givin'
966
00:40:08,037 --> 00:40:09,505
Watch me, baby
967
00:40:09,506 --> 00:40:12,446
While I walk out the door.
968
00:40:14,283 --> 00:40:15,684
You should've said that
from the beginning.
969
00:40:15,685 --> 00:40:18,490
But... bobbing for apples
can't be that sanitary, so...
970
00:40:18,491 --> 00:40:20,361
whoever did that, that
was super nice of them.
971
00:40:20,362 --> 00:40:22,866
It wasn't the apples
that were poisoned.
972
00:40:22,867 --> 00:40:24,336
It was the water.
973
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,683
Okay, so the apples are
fine, just like you said,
974
00:40:31,684 --> 00:40:36,526
but... the water tested positive
for dimethyltryptamine, DMT.
975
00:40:36,527 --> 00:40:37,695
What the hell is DMT?
976
00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:39,399
They call it "the spirit molecule."
977
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,036
It's the active ingredient
978
00:40:41,037 --> 00:40:43,273
in a hallucinogenic
drug called ayahuasca.
979
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,609
I mean, the dosage
980
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,947
was insane, but provided no one died
981
00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:49,452
of a heart attack for getting the
bejeebus scared out of them,
982
00:40:49,453 --> 00:40:51,322
and we keep them hydrated,
they should be able
983
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:54,162
to recover in a few hours
with no long-term effects.
984
00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:56,901
Ayahuasca's a serious
drug, but rarely fatal.
985
00:40:56,902 --> 00:40:58,537
Well, that's good news.
986
00:40:58,538 --> 00:41:01,543
I'm going to go inform
some of their families.
987
00:41:01,544 --> 00:41:02,545
Mm.
988
00:41:02,546 --> 00:41:04,315
Oh, Zayday...
989
00:41:04,316 --> 00:41:07,089
you're gonna make an
excellent physician.
990
00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:12,331
Not much of a serial killer,
that Green Meanie, is he?
991
00:41:12,332 --> 00:41:13,533
What do you mean?
992
00:41:13,534 --> 00:41:15,104
Trying to kill a party full of people
993
00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:16,874
with a drug that isn't lethal.
994
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,113
Sounds pretty stupid to me.
995
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:26,360
Maybe he didn't want to kill them.
996
00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,139
Maybe he wanted a distraction.
997
00:41:35,211 --> 00:41:37,114
CHANEL 5: Help!
998
00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:38,417
(COUGHING, GASPING)
999
00:41:40,488 --> 00:41:41,924
Good Lord!
1000
00:41:41,925 --> 00:41:43,760
Hold on, Number Five.
1001
00:41:43,761 --> 00:41:45,597
We gonna get you to a hospital.
1002
00:41:45,598 --> 00:41:47,401
Well, I mean, I know we in a hospital,
1003
00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:48,570
but we gonna get you
1004
00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:50,007
to the right part of this hospital.
1005
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:53,213
Not the spooky, deserted
storage area of this hospital.
1006
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:54,515
He's here.
1007
00:41:54,516 --> 00:41:55,351
What?
1008
00:41:56,124 --> 00:41:57,392
The Green Meanie.
1009
00:42:00,461 --> 00:42:02,399
(GASPING)
1010
00:42:08,477 --> 00:42:09,479
I dare you.
1011
00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:14,222
You tried to kill me with punch?!
1012
00:42:14,223 --> 00:42:15,757
Now I'm-a shoot you
1013
00:42:15,758 --> 00:42:17,161
for ruining my Khaleesi costume,
1014
00:42:17,162 --> 00:42:19,165
you son of a bitch!
1015
00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,768
Just as soon as I get my gun.
1016
00:42:20,769 --> 00:42:22,004
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) Oh!
1017
00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:23,306
You didn't need to do that.
1018
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:25,411
- My heart is fine!
- (GASPS)
1019
00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:28,350
(PANTING): Okay...
1020
00:42:28,351 --> 00:42:30,020
that was a lot of electricity.
1021
00:42:30,021 --> 00:42:31,422
No, no, no, no.
1022
00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:32,491
Seriously, the Hemphills
1023
00:42:32,492 --> 00:42:33,627
don't have a history of heart trouble.
1024
00:42:33,628 --> 00:42:36,432
- (SCREAMS)
- CHANEL 5: Denise.
1025
00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:38,470
No... Denise.
1026
00:42:38,471 --> 00:42:39,973
(GASPING)
1027
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,011
(CRYING): Denise, no.
1028
00:42:42,012 --> 00:42:44,515
Please, no.
1029
00:42:44,516 --> 00:42:46,353
Help.
1030
00:42:47,422 --> 00:42:49,793
Help!
1031
00:42:49,794 --> 00:42:53,234
Denise. Denise.
1032
00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:59,240
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