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(Key rattles)
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(Door shuts)
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Um, your agent called; do
you have any safety pins?
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My agent?
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Which one?
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I think the assistant
said her name was Jennifer?
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Ginnifer? Or Jennifer with a "G?"
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There's more than one!
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They sent you an email.
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Is it a job?
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I don't know, do I look like Ginnifer?!
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David, your inability
to retain information
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that doesn't directly pertain to you
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might actually require
medical attention!
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Are they sending a script?
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David there's nothing here but...
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"hot singles in my area."
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No, wait, wait.
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David, it's an audition
for a feature film!
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Well, that sounds promising.
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"Attractive and spunky
forty-something female."
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In my sleep!
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"Respected ornithologist
Dr. Clara Mandrake,"
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in the psychological thriller,
"The Crows Have Eyes... Two."
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It's a sequel, that's good.
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It must mean the first
one was a big success.
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I've never heard of it.
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Well, they want me
to put myself on tape.
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David, do you still have that camera?
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Go get it, please!
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And a drop cloth.
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And a ring light.
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I could probably prop my
phone against some books.
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And so it begins again.
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(Door opens)
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Good morning.
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I'd like to book some rooms, please.
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Oh, well, that's wonderful.
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Good... good.
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Um, is there a problem?
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Uh no, no problem.
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I can certainly handle this.
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My associate usually works the computer,
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But uh...
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let's get you booked.
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I'd like to book three rooms.
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Three rooms?
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Okay...
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- Now will that be uh, three...
- (Chimes)
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separate uh, bookings?
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You see, there's a
conference over in Elmdale,
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and I was hoping to use
the motel as a kind of a...
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breakout space to conduct
my own business out of,
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- for the next two days.
- (Computer chimes)
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During the afternoons.
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- (Computer beeps repeatedly)
- Okay, we seem to be...
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having a bit of a problem
with the system here,
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but not to worry.
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Are you new at this?
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Ish. (Laughs)
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Well, not to complicate
things for you even more,
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um, Johnny, but...
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I would love if we
could work out some kind
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of a discounted deal,
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seeing as we're not
gonna be needing the rooms
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during the evenings.
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Okay, um... tell you what.
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Why don't I go to a fresh...
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page here,
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and we'll get this done.
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Lickety-split, okay.
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- So...
- I would love to pay cash.
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Whew!
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Even better.
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Moira: From what I
understand it's between me,
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and one other actress.
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Congratulations, Mrs. Rose!
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Who's the other actress?
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- Well, they haven't found her yet.
- Oh.
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But if all goes according to plan,
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(Knocks on wood)
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they'll be flying me
out for a screen test!
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Moira, I was just thinking about you!
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Well, thank you.
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What if we switched parts?
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- Switch parts?
- For the duet next week.
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Oh Jocelyn, the duet.
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I must apologize,
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there seems to have
been a change of plans.
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Moira's gonna be in a movie!
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(Moira and Twyla laugh)
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- A movie?
- Well...
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I'm sure you've seen
"The Crows Have Eyes."
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This would be the
second in the franchise.
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- Wow.
- Mhmm.
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I have never heard of
it, but congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Shame about the duet, though.
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Yeah, we were gonna have a
pretty incredible audience
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for the performance next week.
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Big tour group coming through, so...
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Then you'll cut the number.
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No, I don't think that's
a possibility, actually.
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Twyla, what if you took Moira's part
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for the duet next week?
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(Gasps) I would be honored!
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God, it'd be such big shoes to fill.
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No, Twyla, no.
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No deprecatory mocking.
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One must champion oneself and say,
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I am ready for this!
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Otherwise, the pressure
could be crippling.
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Look at this filth!
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"Community center adds ramp."
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No, this.
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He says the comma's a typo,
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but it has run that way
three years in a row!
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Who is this person?
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He looks like if Ricky Martin
and Mark Consuelos had a baby.
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It's the competition,
and he's selling his body
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to get clients, it's disgusting!
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You could probably take
just as sexy a photo
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if you wanted to.
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I could definitely take just a...
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I don't want to.
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Let me ask you this question.
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Why should the person who is
performing surgery on your pet
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have to have a six pack?!
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- You have a six pack.
- That's not the point!
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And... it's not a full six yet,
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That's why I'm shredding right now.
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I don't know, it looks like
a pretty smart campaign to me.
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If he wants to sell sex,
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then he should just get a
job down at the Dude Cave!
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He'd make more money than being a vet!
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Um, what's the Dude Cave?
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It's the all male strip
club outside of town.
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My cousin Dwayne works
there; he drives a Corvette.
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Okay...
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Listen, you might wanna
think about spicing up
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your approach a little bit.
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The bottom line is that
I did not go to med school
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just to exploit innocent puppies
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as a cover for my extreme vanity!
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But people love extreme vanity!
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And they love puppies,
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so you have to give them
at least one of the two.
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I don't know.
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Oh! What about the bunnies
that we have up for adoption?
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We can set up like, a little bunny cam,
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and stream it live from our clinic.
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That is very popular with
people who hate their jobs,
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or are in loveless marriages.
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Are those the people
we wanna be targeting?
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Well, it's free marketing,
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and you can find little homes
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for those little bunnies
that don't have any houses.
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Fine!
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But if those bunnies feel
exploited even a little bit,
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- I am pulling the plug!
- Yes.
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Honeypea.
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Moira: Okay...
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this is really taking me back.
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(Coughs)
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Okay David, I'll need
you to count me in.
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Okay, um, from what?
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Start from five,
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you leave out the two, and the one.
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Okay, why?
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Because it's my process.
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Okay. Um...
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Five, four...
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One.
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Look what you've done!
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Look at it!
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Lying there, lifeless.
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Yet, in its eyes,
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I see darkness.
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It's just a crow, Mrs. Mandrake.
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Dr. Mandrake.
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And you must be kidding yourself
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if you don't think more are not coming.
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They always do.
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They're watching you, Gareth.
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The crows have eyes.
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And you better not look them in it.
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Uh, it-it's just a flock
of crows, Dr. Mandrake.
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What's the worst that can happen?
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Oh, you'll see!
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And it's not a flock, my dear boy...
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it's a murder.
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Yes, I said murder.
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Gareth, murder!
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Sorry, um, this is...
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just one big rip off of "The Birds!"
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This is about crows!
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It's much more specific!
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And the dialogue!
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"Look, they've taken Clara!"
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"Where are they carrying her to, Clara?"
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Are there two Claras?!
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It's a common name.
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Yeah, the next scene takes place
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in a large bird's nest.
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Rarely is the material of quality,
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the challenge is to
lift it off the page.
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And I think part of the problem, David,
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is that I'm getting nothing from you.
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It's like working off a corpse.
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I actually think you
do play off a corpse
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in the next scene, and...
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if I'm being perfectly honest,
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this is all playing a bit big.
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Hmph! Big.
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- Yeah.
- And would that be a note?
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A note, coming from my son?!
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Who I carried for almost
a full seven months,
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to an actress who has been short-listed
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for more than seven major
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made for television motion pictures?
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The script is nothing more
than a jumping off point.
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Oh, okay.
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Let's take it again,
I'll count myself in.
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- Five, four, three, two...
- (Camera beeps)
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Johnny: Great news!
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Your new partner just
booked three rooms,
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before you even got in this morning.
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Wow.
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Ha!
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Three rooms, two days,
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"afternoons only, Trish."
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What's afternoons only?
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Well, I gave her a discount,
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because she's only using
the rooms during the day.
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So you're renting our
rooms by the hour?!
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We haven't had a guest in four days!
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What are they using the rooms for?
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Well, she didn't say,
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Just conducting her
business out of them.
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Right, and you know what that means.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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No, I-I don't believe you.
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Let me guess, this has something to do
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with the accountants conference?
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Yes.
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No, no, you're mistaken.
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Stevie, she would've
disclosed that information
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if that were the case!
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- Really?
- No...
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But look, if it makes
you feel any better,
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we'll go and check it out.
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But when it turns out I'm right,
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and it's just a group
of business professionals
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decompressing for a few hours,
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during a... long day at a regional
accountants' conference,
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then I expect a full apology.
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You don't hear it, when
you say it like that?
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I hear it a bit.
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(Crickets chirp)
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- Hi.
- Come look at this,
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look at the bunnies!
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00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:46,036
Oh... (gasps)
267
00:10:46,071 --> 00:10:48,003
Cute!
268
00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:52,453
This isn't one of those
animal rights viral videos
269
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,844
where the bunnies go through
270
00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:54,964
a meat processor in the end, is it?
271
00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,389
Ew, no, David.
272
00:10:56,715 --> 00:10:59,350
I set this up to get people
to visit Ted's website.
273
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,851
Poor thing is, like, out of it
274
00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:02,820
when it comes to selling himself.
275
00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:05,422
There are 200 people
watching this, David!
276
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,558
That's like, double
your Instagram followers.
277
00:11:07,592 --> 00:11:10,961
Okay, my account is private, thanks.
278
00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:12,199
Mhmm...
279
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,299
There's Ted.
280
00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:17,128
Yeah, sometimes he comes in and out.
281
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,769
Um...
282
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,347
Ted is taking his clothes off.
283
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,043
You wish, David.
284
00:11:26,077 --> 00:11:30,371
No, Ted is getting naked on your webcam!
285
00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:33,439
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
286
00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:36,086
I emailed our entire client
list about this, David!
287
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,245
I emailed his parents!
288
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:42,222
I'm obsessed with this.
289
00:11:44,273 --> 00:11:46,503
This is incredible!
290
00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:49,972
(Gasps)
291
00:11:49,997 --> 00:11:51,364
No, no, no, no, no, no!
292
00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:57,667
- Ted looks good.
- Yeah, he does.
293
00:11:57,876 --> 00:12:00,791
- David, he looks really good.
- Okay, that's gross.
294
00:12:01,646 --> 00:12:03,714
Okay, so...
295
00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:07,344
(Gasps) David!
296
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,213
Oh, hi.
297
00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:19,360
Hi. Uh, I and my associate,
298
00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:21,853
just wanted to... come
by and check on you,
299
00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:26,572
and see how you're enjoying
your... multiple room stay?
300
00:12:27,008 --> 00:12:29,743
Oh, we're doing just fine, thank you.
301
00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:31,569
Good, good, good.
302
00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,705
Because we've heard through
the rumor mill that um...
303
00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:37,942
there have been some
unannounced visitors
304
00:12:37,976 --> 00:12:40,878
staying in the rooms we rented you.
305
00:12:40,912 --> 00:12:43,912
Visitors who may be engaging in mature,
306
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:47,160
if not... adult activities.
307
00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:48,166
And?
308
00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:51,768
And that's something we didn't discuss.
309
00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:54,558
Miss, if I were to tell you...
310
00:12:54,593 --> 00:12:55,993
Oh no, no, I got it immediately,
311
00:12:56,027 --> 00:12:57,394
and I wasn't even there, so.
312
00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:58,729
Okay, well unfortunately,
313
00:12:58,763 --> 00:13:01,298
we're gonna have to
ask you to shut it down.
314
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,666
Oh, you have nothing to
worry about, Mr. Rose.
315
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,470
We're a very high-end operation,
316
00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,877
and very discreet.
317
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:13,077
Besides, people are
making love in these rooms,
318
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:14,645
whether they rent by the day,
319
00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:16,514
the week, or the hour.
320
00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,833
Yeah...
321
00:13:20,252 --> 00:13:21,971
Yeah, well...
322
00:13:23,195 --> 00:13:24,529
Point taken.
323
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:26,981
Wow.
324
00:13:31,539 --> 00:13:32,906
(Door shuts)
325
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,298
(Light knock on the door)
326
00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:37,422
(Cars rumble)
327
00:13:39,538 --> 00:13:40,871
Hey, you know, I've tried to add
328
00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:42,283
an extra half hour to my morning run,
329
00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:44,276
but my body just isn't having it.
330
00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:46,810
- Well, you look great.
- Thanks.
331
00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:48,946
Um, about the bunny cam...
332
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,681
I know, it's a huge hit!
333
00:13:50,715 --> 00:13:52,326
We've gotten like nine
new customers overnight!
334
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,728
And some of them don't even have pets,
335
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:55,196
they just want to discuss whether or not
336
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:56,315
they should get a pet.
337
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,307
Ted, the camera can see you.
338
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,592
Okay, so should I like,
339
00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:03,027
wave or something, next time?
340
00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:05,932
Nope, the camera can see you...
341
00:14:06,852 --> 00:14:09,287
like, after your run.
342
00:14:10,444 --> 00:14:11,811
Oh.
343
00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:19,286
Oh no, why didn't you tell
me the camera could see me
344
00:14:19,311 --> 00:14:20,678
when I get back from my runs?!
345
00:14:20,712 --> 00:14:21,775
I just noticed!
346
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,457
Actually, David noticed
first last night,
347
00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:26,183
but that's exactly when
there is a huge spike
348
00:14:26,217 --> 00:14:27,551
in the website.
349
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:30,424
- I'm worse than Dr. Miguel!
- No, you didn't know!
350
00:14:30,922 --> 00:14:32,523
Although there was a moment last night,
351
00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:34,725
where it looked like
you might have known,
352
00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:36,360
and you were doing this like,
353
00:14:36,394 --> 00:14:37,995
- thing with your hips.
- Alexis!
354
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:40,064
No, I know, of course you didn't know.
355
00:14:40,098 --> 00:14:41,432
Of course!
356
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:44,143
Um, don't worry, I'm gonna
take it down right now.
357
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:47,189
W-Wait.
358
00:14:47,214 --> 00:14:50,541
You said you saw a spike
in the website views?
359
00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:53,577
People were very concerned
as to whether or not
360
00:14:53,612 --> 00:14:55,946
you would get your
pants on successfully.
361
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,895
Well...
362
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:02,386
who's to say that
people weren't watching
363
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:03,775
for the bunnies?
364
00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:06,807
I am, that's what I'm saying.
365
00:15:07,425 --> 00:15:11,307
I feel that until
these guys are adopted,
366
00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:13,641
we can't take it down,
that'd be bad for business,
367
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:15,275
for the bunnies' sake.
368
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,424
I'll just have to be
more careful next time.
369
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,738
Um hello, who are you,
370
00:15:20,772 --> 00:15:22,940
and what did you do
with Theodore Mullins?
371
00:15:22,974 --> 00:15:24,375
Well, what can I say,
372
00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:26,260
sometimes I like to live dangerously.
373
00:15:26,478 --> 00:15:29,510
While still respecting
my personal boundaries.
374
00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:31,715
- Yes.
- (Ted laughs)
375
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,893
Moira: David!
376
00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:39,338
So what is it?
377
00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:41,291
- It's an email.
- Mhmm!
378
00:15:41,326 --> 00:15:42,703
Subject line, "The Crows Have Eyes II."
379
00:15:42,727 --> 00:15:44,528
- Mhmm.
- And?
380
00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:47,264
I don't know, I'd like
you to read it, please.
381
00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:48,666
(David sighs)
382
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,369
- You booked it.
- Ohhhh!
383
00:15:55,394 --> 00:15:58,174
David! I did?
384
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,044
What'd they say about me?
385
00:16:00,078 --> 00:16:01,283
They need you to sign the contract!
386
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,856
Well, that's standard!
387
00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:04,248
What are the terms?
388
00:16:04,282 --> 00:16:06,417
Ooh, it's filming in Bosnia!
389
00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:08,285
Um, in a city that I don't,
390
00:16:08,319 --> 00:16:09,687
I don't know the name of the city,
391
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,232
I can't pronounce it,
a lot of consonants.
392
00:16:11,256 --> 00:16:12,822
I did not know that.
393
00:16:12,957 --> 00:16:14,766
But I've always loved
shooting on location,
394
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,869
it allows one to focus on the work.
395
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,830
Hmm, it's being released in Bosnia,
396
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:21,424
Croatia,
397
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:23,033
Herzegovina.
398
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,119
Before opening internationally!
399
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:27,658
You have to fly yourself there?
400
00:16:28,663 --> 00:16:30,731
Mmm, that doesn't sound right.
401
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,655
Ooh, accommodation is covered.
402
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,147
Thank God!
403
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,455
You'll be put up with a local family.
404
00:16:41,252 --> 00:16:43,053
Close to the set?
405
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,658
They're paying you scale.
406
00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:47,391
But it'll be in Baltic currency,
407
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:48,859
do you want me to keep going?
408
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:50,828
No, read to yourself.
409
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,299
- There's a death waiver?!
- Ohh!
410
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,250
You can close the computer.
411
00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:57,571
Yeah, but we haven't
even gotten to the section
412
00:16:57,596 --> 00:16:58,702
on bird safety yet!
413
00:16:58,737 --> 00:17:00,158
Shut it! Now.
414
00:17:05,636 --> 00:17:07,003
What if...
415
00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:10,815
Hmm.
416
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,338
No, thank you.
417
00:17:13,905 --> 00:17:15,272
(Door opens)
418
00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:21,792
Have a nice rest of the day.
419
00:17:25,697 --> 00:17:28,031
Hey Johnny, wow!
420
00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:29,633
This place is hopping!
421
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,835
Yeah, well, it's uh,
it's been a busy week.
422
00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:33,804
Uh huh, you know, I gotta tell you,
423
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:35,939
when I first heard that
Stevie was hitching her wagon
424
00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:37,374
to your cart,
425
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:38,753
the first thing that
came into my mind was,
426
00:17:38,777 --> 00:17:40,041
whoooa, Nelly!
427
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,407
That horse is in big trouble.
428
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,348
A convoluted metaphor, but um...
429
00:17:44,382 --> 00:17:45,893
But I've gotta say,
you've proven me wrong,
430
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,440
I mean, obviously, you're
doing something right here.
431
00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:52,089
Yeah, well, once again,
432
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:53,490
thanks for coming by, Roland.
433
00:17:53,525 --> 00:17:55,259
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Johnny, look.
434
00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:56,660
I know it makes you uncomfortable
435
00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:59,815
when somebody gets real... with you,
436
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,910
but could we just have one
minute when I compliment you,
437
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,268
and you don't go all,
438
00:18:04,302 --> 00:18:05,769
"Ooh Roland, my generation,
439
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,738
we don't talk about our feelings,
440
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:10,407
we keep 'em all rawrrr inside!"
441
00:18:10,441 --> 00:18:12,209
Yeah well, that's not
it, but once again,
442
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:13,710
thanks for coming by.
443
00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:15,112
Hey, one of you guys Ken?
444
00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:16,875
Ken? No.
445
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,148
Hi.
446
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,947
I'm Roland, Roland Schitt, mayor.
447
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,120
- Roland Schitt.
- Kitty.
448
00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:25,055
Kitty, how are you?
449
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:27,624
Are you enjoying your stay in our town?
450
00:18:27,659 --> 00:18:30,127
- It's been really good, Mhmm.
- Oh...
451
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,182
Hmm.
452
00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:33,479
So Roland look, why don't
we head down to the office,
453
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:35,853
if we uh, wanna chat.
454
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,049
Who's Ken?
455
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,479
Well, Ken is probably her husband.
456
00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:41,971
Uh huh, and she doesn't
know what he looks like?
457
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:45,455
- Gentlemen.
- Uhhh...
458
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,458
Ah.
459
00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:50,714
- Excuse me.
- You betcha.
460
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:55,052
(Laughs) Oh, Johnny.
461
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:57,815
Well, I see why you've
had such a great week.
462
00:18:58,389 --> 00:19:00,390
Okay, I don't know what you're implying,
463
00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,526
But I don't like your tone.
464
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,927
Johnny, please.
465
00:19:03,962 --> 00:19:05,906
This little operation has
been on the council's radar
466
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:07,331
for quite a while now,
467
00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:09,566
And I'm sorry, but that
was no Sunday school teacher
468
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:11,201
coming outta here!
469
00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:13,170
Okay look, this whole
thing was a mistake.
470
00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:14,605
This whole thing!
471
00:19:14,639 --> 00:19:15,973
But I'm working on it,
472
00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:17,975
I'm working to shut it down, quickly.
473
00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:19,807
Well, I'm really happy to hear that,
474
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:21,555
because I would hate to have
to assert my mayoral authority
475
00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:23,046
in a situation like this, yes?
476
00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:26,083
Yeah, and nobody wants to
avoid that more than me.
477
00:19:26,117 --> 00:19:27,658
Good, okay.
478
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,253
Well, you know what, I'm
glad I helped you fix your uh,
479
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:30,955
broken moral compass.
480
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,111
Well, there's nothing wrong
with my moral compass, but...
481
00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:34,535
All right, well, why
don't we tell Kitty that?
482
00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:36,927
(Snickers)
483
00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:39,394
(Laughs)
484
00:19:40,093 --> 00:19:42,158
Ah, I'd love to see that!
485
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,915
So, I was thinking for the chorus...
486
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,236
- Yeah?
- We could sway,
487
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,195
like we're actually
islands in the stream.
488
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:49,750
Oh yeah, that's good.
489
00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:51,447
Hi, I'm here!
490
00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:54,336
Moira, what about your big movie?
491
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,105
Oh that, they're still hounding me,
492
00:19:56,139 --> 00:19:59,408
but... I took a moment to stop and think
493
00:19:59,442 --> 00:20:01,877
about what is really important in life,
494
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:05,549
and while the Bosnian
Riviera is a majestic locale,
495
00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:09,594
it can't hold a candle
to singing... with you
496
00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:11,754
wonderful working women here,
497
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,877
in our makeshift rehearsal studio.
498
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,369
Well, I'm flattered,
499
00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:18,961
but Twyla's been working
on your part for the duet,
500
00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:20,729
and I really don't
think that that would be
501
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,998
in the spirit of things
to take that from her.
502
00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:25,330
But the song was my idea, Jocelyn.
503
00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:28,454
John and I made David to that song,
504
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,048
in Positano.
505
00:20:30,073 --> 00:20:32,775
Hey, why don't we just
show you how we're doing,
506
00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:35,778
and you can offer up
some professional advice,
507
00:20:35,812 --> 00:20:36,924
for now.
508
00:20:37,609 --> 00:20:39,042
Okay.
509
00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:44,268
(Clears throat)
510
00:20:46,216 --> 00:20:49,151
Jocelyn and Twyla:
From one lover to another
511
00:20:49,176 --> 00:20:51,110
Uh huh
512
00:20:51,327 --> 00:20:52,828
Islands in the stream
513
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,229
(Scatting)
514
00:20:54,264 --> 00:20:55,775
Jocelyn and Twyla:
That is what we are
515
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:57,132
K-H-E-O-K!
516
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,835
No one in between
517
00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:01,436
How can we be wrong
518
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,972
(Moira sings in another language)
519
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,752
Sail away with me
to another world
520
00:21:06,776 --> 00:21:08,143
(Moira sings loudly)
521
00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:11,289
We'll be lying with
each other, uh huh
522
00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:12,681
Uh huh
523
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:17,539
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