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Johnny: Hey, Moira, could
you turn that down please?
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Important call coming through.
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Stevie says it's the
guy from the winery.
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- Hmm.
- (Sighs)
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(Phone rings)
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- Hello, Johnny Rose.
- (Phone continues ringing)
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Hello? Hello?
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Ah.
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- (Door opens)
- Stevie?
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- Stevie: I put it through!
- Johnny: Okay.
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- Moira: Who is it?
- Johnny: Herb Ertlinger.
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- Excuse me?
- Herb Ertlinger from the winery.
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He's the only guy that's gotten
back to me on my proposal
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- (phone starts ringing)
- And-and now the ph-
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(picks up)
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- Hi! Hello!
- (Phone continues ringing)
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(Yelling) There's something
wrong with the phones!
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Moira: John, have her patch
it through to the kids' room.
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(Yelling) Yeah, patch it
through to the kids' room!
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Stevie: Okay!
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Very good suggestion!
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- (Knocks on door)
- Kids!
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- (Phone rings in kids' room)
- David, answer the phone!
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He has his headphones in;
He can't hear it.
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- Then you answer it!
- Alexis: Okay!
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- (Phone continues ringing)
- Hello?
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Alexis, could you open the door, please?
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(Rattling door handle) I'll take it.
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Alexis: No, sorry, you
have the wrong room.
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He's actually in room 6.
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Johnny: Alexis, unlock the door please!
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Okay! No problem. Bye.
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He's gonna call you back in your room!
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- No!
- (Phone starts ringing)
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- Hello?
- (Phone keeps ringing)
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(Birds chirp)
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David: Can you get a heart
murmur from a lack of sleep?
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Because I have not slept
since we've got here
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and I think my body is shutting down.
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Well, I hate to admit it, but I actually
know very little about heart murmurs.
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Well, I have one.
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Uh, the pulse is very irregular.
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Honestly, David, I have
tried to find my pulse
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like a thousand times and nothing.
So don't worry about it.
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David: No, this is very serious!
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My heart has not rested in a long time,
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my immune system is very low,
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I have not been able to
find kale anywhere here-
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how long are we going to
be talking about you for?
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I think I'm having a heart
attack, is what's happening!
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David, you are like 34.
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I'm basically 29.
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Oh my God, you are overreacting.
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I think you're gonna feel very guilty
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when I slip into a coma and
you have to come visit me
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in the hospital at hospice.
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Well, I'm gonna go for a jog,
so don't die until I get back.
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Well, how long are you going for?
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Um, I don't really know. How
long are you gonna be like this for?
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- Don't be a little b...
- Bye!
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- When I'm this state!
- (Door bangs shut)
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(Birds chirp)
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Herb Ertlinger: Now, it's fruit
wine, which is exciting in itself.
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But the thing we're most proud of
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is that our fruit is
100% insecticide free.
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- Johnny: Ah!
- Moira: Mm!
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Mm! Mm. (Spitting something back)
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There's something in mine.
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Oh, that's a ladybug. That's
one of the good ones.
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(Phone rings) Excuse me.
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Herb Ertlinger...
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No, this tastes like something one
should not put in their mouth.
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It's fruit wine. Whoever
heard of fruit wine?
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Doesn't matter, it's a business.
I'll make it work.
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It's next to a landfill, John.
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He said former landfill.
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Herb Ertlinger: Sorry. I was
looking into a new sprayer.
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And I brought you this...
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It's our Cabernet Merlot petit grenache.
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Moira and Johnny: Oh!
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Sounds delightfully busy.
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You know, uh, Herb, if you need
any help with distribution,
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I have extensive contacts in that area,
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or if it's operations management...
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Johnny, while I appreciate that offer,
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it's actually not your
help I'm looking for.
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- Oh.
- No. It's you, Moira.
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We were hoping that you
will be the spokesperson
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for Herb Ertlinger fruit wines.
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I-I don't understand.
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My wife and I were such
big fans of "Sunrise Bay."
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And we would be an honoured to have you
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do just a few commercials
to promote our wine.
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That is, of course, if you like it.
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Like it? It's fruit wine.
What's not to like?
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(Door opens forcefully)
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So, an hour ago, I thought
I was having a heart attack.
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- Stevie: Oh no!
- David: Yup, yup. Yup.
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- Um, but I'm not.
- Oh, phew!
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According to Web MD, I'm
having a pulmonary embolism,
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which is much, much worse.
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Well, you look good.
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That's... just the way I look.
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I need you to take me
to a hospital right now.
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Yeah, the only hospital's in Elmdale.
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You're telling me there's
no doctor around here?
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People just drop dead in the
streets out of sheer neglect?
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Well, there is, technically, a doctor.
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Then, please take me
to that doctor right now.
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(Car rumbles by)
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David: I'm just not sleeping.
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I think there's a lack of
oxygen getting to my heart
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because I'm feeling very suffocated.
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Vet: Okay, right. Well,
if it is a heart attack
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we're way too far away
from the nearest hospital
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for you to make it through the night.
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- What?
- Kidding.
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Take a deep breath for me.
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- (Inhales deeply)
- Good.
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Now, have you been around any
feces in the past two days?
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(Snorts)
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- I don't n...
- Vet: So, no.
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- No.
- Okay. Well, the good thing is,
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I don't think that you
need an ambulance, David,
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because what I think is happening here
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is you're having a panic attack.
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Oh no, those... Those aren't real.
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Those are a PR spin
for celebrity publicists.
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Trust me, I've known enough celebrities.
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No, it's absolutely a... A real thing.
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Uh, tell me, have you had
any experiences lately
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that have caused you...
Stress or anxiety?
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David: Uh, well, I went from
living in a 25 hundred square foot
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Soho live/workspace
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to a motel room with my sister.
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Wow. Eek. That'll do it. (Chuckles)
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"Hello, I'm Moira Rose for Herb-"
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"Oh, hi! I'm Moira Rose
for Herb Ertlinger wines
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inviting you to try our latest offering,
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a fruity cab franc we call...
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We call Herb Ertlinger's fruity cab-"
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Oh, no. No, no, no. No good.
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Uh...
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"Smokey tannins infuse this rich
blend with a plummy bouquet."
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"Plummy bouquet"? Is this guy for real?
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His turns of phrase leave
much to be desired,
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but the wine is potable.
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You called it liquid stink this morning.
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The whites seem less stinky.
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How about this tote bag?
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Two-ply toilet paper has more heft.
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I'm sensing negativity, John.
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Is this because he did not
take you up on your offer?
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Are you kidding me? Come on!
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Hey, I haven't even given that guy a
second's thought since I got home.
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I was doing him a favour, that's all.
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I don't want him tarnishing
your reputation.
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I mean, have you read the literature?
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Look at this.
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"The maximum benefit of
the peachafication process."
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"Peachafication!" Who uses
a word like "peachafication"?
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A moron... would use that.
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That moron is the first moron to offer
me an acting role in a very long time.
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Well, he's lucky to have you.
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John, this commercial, in the
right hands, could be...
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I don't want to use the word "comeback,"
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that's... I don't wanna jinx it, but...
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John, no one knows the
business better than you do.
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Oh, honey, I'm just the
money behind the scenes.
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Not that I don't have a few company
commercials under my belt, but...
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If you want me in your corner, I'm there.
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Oh, John. (Kiss) Thank you.
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- I'll do what I can.
- Thank you.
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But seriously, how
cheap ass is that bag?
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Alexis: (Eyes shut)
Ew, ew-ew, ew, ew!
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Mutt: You have to open your
eyes to get it in the bag!
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Alexis: Ugh! Good. Ugh!
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- So can I ask you a question?
- (Thunder rumbles)
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Why do you always get
dressed up to do this?
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I mean, it doesn't seem very practical.
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Alexis: Naomi Campbell wore
Dolce & Gabbana couture
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to her community service.
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And just because she was
picking up roadkill
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did not mean that she
needed to look like it.
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And I just always really
admired her courage.
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(Garbage bag rustles)
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Um... I didn't understand
a word you just said.
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Besides, it's nice to uh... Change
clothes every once in a while.
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Something you might wanna
consider doing at some point.
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I change my clothes.
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They're just all the same.
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- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- (Loud clap of thunder)
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Oh! Well, at least now
they'll get washed.
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- (Rain pours)
- Alexis: Agghhhh!
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Mutt: Come on! Run!
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Alexis: (Laughing)
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(Surprised) What? It's
actually nice in here.
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Well, I'm not Valentino, but you know.
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Okay, well, don't try
and be funny about it.
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It just happens naturally.
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It's that um...
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When a guy can pack his whole wardrobe
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into an overnight bag,
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you just don't really think that he'd
be much of an interior designer.
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Don't worry, they're fresh.
They're clean.
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Hmm. Ooh! Smell that
rock-beaten freshness.
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What?
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It's just I do beat my
laundry against rocks.
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You're a freak.
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(Blows out his breath)
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(Towels rustle)
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(Inhales sharply)
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Johnny: What uh... what kind
of lens are we using here?
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Director: It's uh... (Clears
throat) It's a zoom lens.
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Oh, zoom! Good, good, good.
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- Yup, yeah.
- Any primes?
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Any primes? Using any primes?
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Nah. Those are usually for feature films.
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Yeah. Yeah. No, it's just I...
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What's the, uh, ring light situation?
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Do you think we need an inkey?
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Uh... I don't know, I don't know...
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I... are we booming this... Today?
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(Door opens)
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- Alexis: Ew! (Slams door)
- David: Shhh!
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- Alexis: Why is it dark?
- (Blinds scrape open)
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It's like a witch's house in here, David.
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- Shush!
- What's going on?
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I am on day two of a panic attack
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and I have not slept at all.
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Babe, you know that panic
attacks aren't real, right?
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They're just things that
celebrities make up to...
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No, I know. I thought so
too, but they are real
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and I'm having one apparently.
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Okay. Okay.
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Well, while you were
having your panic attack,
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I somehow agreed to attend a yoga class.
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That might be a good thing for me.
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Okay, well, I'm not gonna go though.
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That might help me relax,
might help me calm down.
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David, I just said I'm not gonna go.
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I don't wanna have to bring this up...
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But it's my turn to take a selfish.
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- No, David,
- Yes, it is.
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- You selfished last time.
- No. Dubai, 2010,
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I had to pick you up from that blind date
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that went terribly wrong.
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It was a total disaster. It's my turn,
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and I wanna go to a yoga class.
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Fine, I will go,
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but I am not happy about this at all.
253
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Okay. Get off my bed.
254
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Ouch, David. Ouch, David!
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- Alexis: Ugh!
- David: Shut the curtains!
256
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Moira: Oh, some people
like to exaggerate,
257
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especially in our business.
258
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Make-up artist: I dunno. A lot
of people on set were saying it.
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He's making people nervous.
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I don't care what other's say.
That's today's mantra.
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Both: (Laugh)
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- You look awesome!
- Oh... (Giggles)
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- Johnny: Hey! There she is!
- Moira: Hi!
264
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There's my TV star. Hi, sweetheart.
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- Hi!
- Nervous?
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- No, I'm good.
- Good! Don't want you nervous!
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- No.
- Is that the outfit you're wearing?
268
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Yes. That's the one you
and I chose together.
269
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Oh. It looks a little less
flattering in the daylight.
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Johnny!
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No. I'm just saying, if
there's another outfit-
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- No! There's no second choice.
- Really?
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- No.
- Oh, I don't know.
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- Young pa: Cheese tray.
- Johnny: Whoa, whoa, cubby,
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what's this? Who ordered cheese?
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- Moira: I... I asked for cheese.
- Johnny: Oh no, no. No cheese.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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- What about the melon?
- You ordered melon?
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- No, I didn't.
- No, well, let's see...
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You know what? Looks a little soft.
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Why don't we eighty-six that plate.
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- Johnny? Johnny?
- Yeah?
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- Crystal, do you mind?
- Yeah. Hey, crystal.
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- Moira: Speak to my husband.
- Crystal: Hey.
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Yeah... listen. The script,
I wanna make a few line-
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No! John, no more changes.
287
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I was wondering if it
might be better if you-
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Just directed. Just directed?
289
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Believe me, I tried. That didn't fly.
290
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No. Went home.
291
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- Johnny: Went home?
- Moira: Mm-hmm.
292
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- Why?
- Because you're making me nervous.
293
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And apparently you're
making everyone nervous.
294
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No, no, no. Honey,
I'm just trying to help.
295
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I'm just trying to be... You
know, watching your back.
296
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I know, John. You're so good at trying.
297
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Now, I'm gonna call you
as soon as I'm done.
298
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- Moira: Crystal?
- Crystal: Yeah?
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(Clears throat) Yeah, sure.
Well, I can just uh...
300
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Yeah, I'll just uh... go home.
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Crystal: Bye.
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- Johnny: All right.
- Moira: Bye.
303
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Johnny: All right. Have a good shoot!
304
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(Birds chirp outside, door closes)
305
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- Crystal: You look good.
- Moira: No, keep working please.
306
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(Birds chirp, gentle, calming music plays)
307
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- Oh!
- Okay, I don't think I can do this.
308
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There's a lot of people here.
309
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Twyla: Hey! You guys made it! Amazing!
310
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It's a pairs class, so partner up.
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Okay, well, I'm not touching you.
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Well, I'm not touching you.
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- Jocelyn: David, Hun.
- David: Oh!
314
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- Jocelyn: Come join me.
- David: Oh... Jocelyn.
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Normally I do this with Roland,
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but he had a bad burrito so he's M.I.A.
317
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- Oh...
- Trust me, that's good news for everybody.
318
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David: I'm sure it is.
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Twyla: And Alexis, you can join Mutt.
320
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Twyla: Okay.
321
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This is gonna be good for you. Just relax.
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- David: Oh, okay. All right.
- Jocelyn: Okay.
323
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- Mutt: Hi.
- Alexis: Hey.
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Jocelyn: Ted told me all about your...
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Nervous breakdown.
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My... my what?
327
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I was at the cafe. He
didn't mention any names,
328
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but when he said it was
someone "precious," I knew.
329
00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:06,933
- Clapper-loader: Slating!
- Moira: ...Somehow.
330
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- (Clapperboard claps) - Moira: (Clears
throat) - Crystal: Remember to smile.
331
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- All right, get out of there, ladies!
- Thank you.
332
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Director: And action!
333
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Hello, I'm Moira Rose.
334
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And if you like fruit
wine as much as I do,
335
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discover a winery that pours care
and craftsmanship into every glace.
336
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(Gasps) Oh, I'm sorry.
337
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I wanted to say glass, but I...
was thinking case.
338
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Director: That was great. Loved it.
339
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Uh, same energy. Back
to one. Still rolling.
340
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Crystal: Check your teeth. Yeah.
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Director: Outta there, ladies.
342
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Still rolling... And when you're ready-
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Moira: Hold on, hold on, hold on!
(Clears throat)
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Action.
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Hello, I'm Moira Rose,
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and if you enjoy flute line as much as-
347
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- Director and crew: (Laughing)
- Moira: What?
348
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,511
Director: Uh... you said "flute line."
349
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:55,081
Oh. Oh, that is funny.
350
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Director: No problem.
Uh... back to ones.
351
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And when you're ready... Action!
352
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,755
Hello, I'm moina rose, and if you Li-
353
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:04,056
Okay, back to ones. Still rolling.
354
00:15:04,057 --> 00:15:06,058
- Moira: Why? Why?
- Director: You said "moina."
355
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:07,426
- Make-up artist: You sure did.
- Moira: Are you sure?
356
00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:09,228
- Director: Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.
- Moira: I'm good.
357
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,429
- Director: That's great. All right.
- Moira: Please, I'm good.
358
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- Director: Get outta there, ladies.
- Moira: Please, yes.
359
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Director: And... when
you're ready, action!
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(Silence, grass crunches underfoot)
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Action.
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(Birds chirp)
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Action?
364
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(Van rumbles to a stop)
365
00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:36,553
Johnny: Well, thanks
for the lift, Thomas.
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You got it, Mr. Rose.
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Voice 1: (Conversation over PA's walkie)
Yeah, we're talking to her now.
368
00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:42,028
Voice 2: Where'd she go?
369
00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:45,431
Voice 1: Apparently she just
locked herself in the bathroom.
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00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,900
He's gonna pull the plug on the
whole thing unless, and I quote,
371
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,670
"that (Bleep) Bitch gets her
(Bleep) Ass out of the trailer."
372
00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:52,238
Maybe I should get back in the car?
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00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:53,906
I'm guessing, yes.
374
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:02,114
(Car door bangs shut, van rumbles away)
375
00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:05,618
Twyla: Rolling the shoulders
back and down, lengthen...
376
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,420
David: It's just all these feelings
of displacement, you know?
377
00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:08,587
- Like I've...
- Jocelyn: Yeah...
378
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,356
I think I'm just having a very hard time
379
00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:13,592
adjusting to the overall
aesthetic of the town.
380
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,161
- Jocelyn: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- David: Um...
381
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,829
And it's just running through
my head and I've been...
382
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,398
Jocelyn: Yeah, lots of talking.
Lots of emoting.
383
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:22,902
That's good, David. Yeah.
Um, have you tried sex?
384
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:25,471
- David: Excuse me?
- Jocelyn: Sex puts me right to sleep.
385
00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:29,108
- You should have lots and lots of sex.
- David: Ugh...
386
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,576
Twyla: Now, with your partner's help,
387
00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:33,579
send your hips to the back of the barn
388
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:37,950
and partners roll your
biceps out and up,
389
00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:40,619
guiding the hips wide and back.
390
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,722
- David: Is everyone doing this?
- Jocelyn: Mm-hmm.
391
00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:44,790
- Alexis: Um, how's your back?
- Mutt: It's good.
392
00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:46,792
I mean, normally, it's
a little tight, but...
393
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:49,061
Alexis: Yeah, it is. I
mean I-I haven't noticed.
394
00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:51,397
I have noticed, I haven't-
395
00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:53,599
I haven't "noticed" noticed,
so... (Laughs awkwardly)
396
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,068
- Twyla: How're we doing here?
- Alexis: Good. Super good.
397
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:59,572
Um... this is a very challenging...
398
00:16:59,573 --> 00:17:01,674
Yoga class, Twyla. Thank you.
399
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,743
Twyla: Thanks! Yeah, so just
hold Mutt's lower back here
400
00:17:03,744 --> 00:17:05,077
just to support him.
401
00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:06,579
- Alexis: Okay.
- Twyla: Good.
402
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,848
Now feel the inner edge of the thigh...
403
00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:11,117
Mm-hmm.
404
00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:13,099
Let's bring it down... Oh, no!
405
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,154
Mutt: Oh!
406
00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:16,542
Twyla: Mutt should
support his own thigh.
407
00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,557
Omigod! Omigod! I'm so sorry.
408
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,393
I'm sssso sorry.
409
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,528
It's okay. Yeah.
410
00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,230
Wow, I'm so sorry.
411
00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:25,931
(Birds chirp)
412
00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,905
(Rattles door handle, knocks on door)
413
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:35,107
Moira? It's me.
414
00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:36,275
Moira: (Drunkenly) Hi!
415
00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:38,444
Johnny: You okay?
416
00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:42,114
Moira: Yeah... I blew it, Johnny.
I blew it big time.
417
00:17:42,115 --> 00:17:43,949
Let me in, sweetheart.
418
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:46,652
Moira: Oh, I don't know how.
419
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:49,088
There's a knob on the door.
420
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:53,592
Moira: No, I mean I don't
know how to do this anymore!
421
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,828
I'm no good!
422
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:57,730
(Loud thunk, door pops open)
423
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,037
How did you open the door?
424
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,907
I threw a shoe.
425
00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:11,010
(Sips wine, door bangs closed)
426
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:14,680
This wine is aw-ful!
Give me another glass.
427
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:18,447
Well, I think maybe we've had...
Enough wine, sweetheart.
428
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,953
I, I can't feel my tongue.
429
00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:24,557
But I know it's there
because I'm talking.
430
00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:27,126
Moira, you should hear what they're
saying about you out there.
431
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:30,461
- You are doing great.
- No. No, John. No.
432
00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:34,066
No, John, I ruined it.
I ruined everything.
433
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,768
- No, no, you didn't.
- I did!
434
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:39,105
No, sweetheart, I ruined
everything. I ruined it.
435
00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:43,642
You did. Why... Why did
you ruin everything?
436
00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:46,545
Okay, well, let-let's not
focus on me right now.
437
00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:48,114
The important thing is,
you've gotta get back up
438
00:18:48,115 --> 00:18:49,615
and you've gotta get out there.
439
00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:53,152
(Whispers) I can't. Can't.
440
00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:57,056
You can! Moira, remember "Sunrise Bay?"
441
00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:00,126
You were drunk most of season three...
442
00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:04,029
And half of season four.
443
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,298
End of season five.
444
00:19:06,299 --> 00:19:09,668
I'll have to take your word for it.
445
00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:11,737
Did I used to have a drinking problem?
446
00:19:11,738 --> 00:19:16,775
The point is, you can do this, Moira.
447
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:20,179
You're radiant. You're beguiling.
448
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:24,016
You're daytime television's brightest star!
449
00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:26,485
(Makes slapping noises)
450
00:19:26,486 --> 00:19:30,623
All you have to do is
go out there and shine.
451
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:33,092
I'm gonna.
452
00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,628
I'm gonna (Bleep) Nail it.
453
00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:37,129
Okay.
454
00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:42,668
Twyla: And on a big inhale...
455
00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:46,272
Identify any tension you may be holding.
456
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:48,941
And on a big exhale, breathe it out.
457
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:55,781
(Breathes out) I burnt
my sausage casserole.
458
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:58,551
I'm pretty sure I'm really lonely here.
459
00:19:58,552 --> 00:20:00,986
Twyla: Now, with one
partner on the ground,
460
00:20:00,987 --> 00:20:03,455
the other comes into a downward dog
461
00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:06,091
with hands on your partner's ankles.
462
00:20:06,092 --> 00:20:09,795
(Partners shift)
463
00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:14,133
David: (Snored inhale)
464
00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:14,768
(Relaxed exhale)
465
00:20:18,188 --> 00:20:20,683
In the lee of a picturesque ridge
466
00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:24,562
lies a small, unpretentious winery,
467
00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:28,733
one that pampers its fruit
like its own babies.
468
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,269
(Overly bright) Hi! I'm Moira Rose,
469
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:34,505
and if you love fruit
wine as much as I do,
470
00:20:34,506 --> 00:20:36,240
then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship
471
00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:39,911
and quality of a local vintner
472
00:20:39,912 --> 00:20:41,913
who brings the musk melon goodness
473
00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:44,482
to his oak chardonnay,
474
00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:47,685
and the dazzling peach cral-bapple
475
00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:51,456
to his Riesling rioja.
476
00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:55,326
Come taste the difference good
fruit can make in your wine.
477
00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:58,830
You'll remember the experience
and you'll remember the name.
478
00:20:58,831 --> 00:21:00,898
Herb Erfling... ger.
479
00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,733
Burt Herngeif.
480
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Irv Herb-blinger.
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Bing Livehaanger.
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Liveling. Burt Herkurn.
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Ban-(Annoyed sigh) Bingo ling-(Bleep)!
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