All language subtitles for Roseanne s05e25 Daughters And Other Strangers.eng

I don't know, Rosesanne.

This bank book is
like her business.

I just feel dirty invading
Darlene's privacy like this.

Jackie, when
you're her mother,

it is not called
"invading privacy."

It's just called "cleaning."

Whoa, lookie here!

Why, I haven't cleaned
this lockbox in years.

Do you happen to have
a screwdriver on you?

You know, it's possible she's
given up on the whole writing

school idea.

Just because she got
a job at the Buy & Bag

doesn't mean she's saving up
money to run away from home.

Roseanne?

What, did you
find her bank book?

"Dear mom, I am
leaving home forever.

I do not love you anymore.

Goodbye, Darlene."

Oh, she might already be gone.

"PS, I am taking Huggy
Bear and Foofoo the Bunny."

No, this is from
the third grade.

Foofoo was killed in a laundry
accident eight years ago.

Well, it's more
than you found.

I'll put it back.

No, no, no.

I wanna put it in the album
with all her other ones.

You don't need the
letter opener, Roseanne.

The key's taped to the bottom.

Well, I can use it
to ply the key off.

Whatever you find in there,
don't get mad at Darling.

Because you two have been
sniping so much at each other

lately.

Oh, man, is she
in terrible now.

Look at this.

Cigarettes, condoms.

And here's her bank book.

Let at that.

There's even a hair
on it, so she can tell

if somebody tampered with it.

I wonder why she has so much
trouble trusting people?

She was up to 325 bucks and
she took out 300 yesterday.

Well, that's it, Jackie.

That's her gas and
motel money right there.

You OK?

Yeah.

OK, let's just put the
room back like we find it.

It'll be all right.

I'm here to help.

You know that.

Ow!

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So then we moved to Florida,
and it was kind of hot there,

you know.

And-- and we had this house.

And then we moved
to San Francisco.

You know, it rained a lot.

You know, and we had this house,
like-- like, on this hill.

So then we moved to Detroit?

No, wait. wasn't Detroit.
Let me see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.

Let me see.
Wait.

Detroit!
Let's just say Detroit!

Hey.

Dad, you gotta go
home now, George.

My dad gets really mad
when I have friends over.

He's very strict.
Aren't you, dad?

Yes, it's true, son.

You're in for a whooping.

Oh.

OK, I'll leave now.

And DJ, don't forget to
come to my party on Friday--

on Saturday night.
Yeah, Saturday.

Saturday.

Nice kid.

Why do you hate him?

He's new, and he's geeky,
and he's weird-looking.

So were you, but your
mother made us bring you

home from the hospital anyway.

I can't believe
Darlene smokes.

Oh, I think she just stole
these from me, you know,

back when I was smoking.

Anything else
you want me to do?

No, just go home and wait
for my hysterical phone call.

Roseanne?

Oh, Rosie.

There you are.

I've been under
Darlene's car all day,

and I can't find
what's wrong with it.

It's missing a squiggly thing.

And this diagnosis
is based on?

-

The fact that the thing I
pulled out of there last night

was squiggly!

Oh, God, Roseanne.

What's next?

You're gonna hobble her?

She's out of here, Dan.

She withdrew all $300 from her
bank account, and she's gone.

You don't know what
that money is for.

She could be using
to buy bullets.

Where have you been?

Paris.

Oh, I mean the mall.

Look at what
Darlene bought me.

Oh, look, honey.

It's a CD player.

Say Darlene, what does one
of these things go for now?

50, 60?

299 bucks?

Something like that.

Look, honey.

Our daughter spent all her
cash on a CD player, a present

for her boyfriend.

Now, what have you got
to say to that, Roseanne?

Hey, how do you know
how much cash I have?

You looked in my bank book.

Hey, I have every right
to look in that bank book.

Your father and I started you
a college account when you

were born, and I
just wanted to see

if that $20 was still in there.

It's pretty pathetic that
you've got nothing better to do

than to snoop around my room.

Hello, David.

You're looking well today.

And is that a new hairdo?

Thank you, Mr. Connor.

I asked him to do
it just like yours.

See how easy it is for
men folk to get along?

Yeah, you're a
real inspiration.

David, come.

I'm gonna go make dinner.

Now, look, Roseanne.

Don't you see what
just happened here?

She's not going.

She's blown all her
money on teenage crap.

She's not planning for
her future at all, honey.

It's everything we prayed for.
- Move!

You're acting like
a crazed psychopath.

Well, the voices
in my head disagree.

If you don't stop
coming down on this kid,

you're gonna drive her
right out of the house.

Now, I'm willing
to share the blame

on what happened to Becky, but
you're flying solo on this one.

Well, all right.

I guess maybe
because I'm so tired,

I might be willing
to admit that there's

a slight chance I was wrong.

Thank you, Roseanne.

I know how hard it is for
you to admit you were tired.

Darlene.

I kind of want to apologize
to you for the way

I've been treating you.

You're kidding.

You're apologizing to me?

Well, not for your whole life!

Just for the past
couple of weeks.

Well, it wasn't
all your fault.

I'd like to think that I
was pretty mean to you too.

So I guess we
actually approach

the end of Bitchfest '93.

Oh, what a time we had.

See?

Now that you've said you're
sorry, don't you feel better?

No, don't feel better at all.

Come on.

Don't you just feel
a little bit better?

No, I don't feel
better at all!

Well, you should!

Well, I'll tell you what, Dan.

From now on, I won't feel
anything that I'm feeling, OK?

I'll just wait for you
to tell me what feelings

you feel I should be feeling!

Feel this.

Stop, stop.

There's no need for begging.

I'm ready to tell you all
about my day at the garage.

Hey.

Look, I even took pictures.

This is my desk.

This is my pencil cup empty.

There it is filled with pencils.

And look, a chair.

A job where you
get to sit all day.

Now, that's class.

Well, they had a
special on garbage.

What can I say?

What, no orange peels?

They were on the list.

I was driving around.

The grocery list was
in the front seat.

You do the math.

You went to Buy & Bag, you saw
Darlene, and the two of you lit

the torch for Bitchfest '94.

No, we got along fine.

I just stood there and
watched her bag groceries.

Then how do you explain
this gutted potato chip bag?

Well, I kind of
needed that to help

me figure out that how
come I've been being

so mean to Darlene lately.

I think I'm screwing
up her life.

Well, you have to, honey.

I can't do it by myself.

She's vegetating here, Dan.

She hasn't even worked on her
comic for two weeks, you know.

And that used to be so
important to her for.

Well, she got tired
of doing her comic.

Now she's doing something else.

Two weeks ago, she was
dreaming of being a writer,

you know?

Now her big dream's being
a cashier at the Buy & Bag.

What are you trying to say?

I think we should let
her go to that school.

Aw, come on.

No, I'm serious.

We couldn't give
Becky a future, right?

So Darlene goes
out and gets one,

and now why are we trying
to take it away from her?

We ain't trying to take
nothing away from her.

She can wait till she's
18 to have a future.

Hell, I'm 40.

I just found mine.

Well, that's my
whole point, Dan.

See?

I mean, I'm standing there
watching her doing lousy

at a crappy job,
you know, and being

rude to all the customers.

It just reminded
me so much of me.

10 years, I don't want her
to end up where I'm at.

Where?

Where are you?

No place special, Stuck
in Lanford, Illinois,

kind of wondering about maybe
I could have done some stuff.

What kind of stuff?

I don't know, like--

well, what if I would
have went to college?

Or if what if I didn't
have kids so young?

What if you hadn't
gotten married?

Well, yeah.
Maybe.

I don't know.

Do you ever think
about that, Dan?

No, I always thought it was
the smartest thing I ever did.

You obviously don't agree.

No, I do agree with you.

It was the smartest
thing you ever did,

but we're talking about me now!

I never told you you
had to stay in Lanford.

That was a choice you made.

I am not blaming you, Dan.

I chose this life,
and I love it,

except for that no
dishwasher thing.

But you know, I'm
just starting to think

about some stuff I gave up.

Everybody gives up stuff.

Hell, I gave up a lot of stuff!

Like what?

Like being single.

I wanted to write
children's books, Dan.

Remember?

Honey, I built you a whole
writing room in the basement,

but you never used it.

There was nothing stopping
you from finishing

the Adventures of
Mancini the Elephant

or Peepee the Talking Mouse.

His name is Pippet, Dan!

And I never had time, what
with the bike shop, and Becky,

and being broke all the--

So it's my fault again.

- Hey.
- Beat it.

Mommy's fighting.

No, we're not fighting.

Fight's over with.
Darlene, come here.

I want you to sit
down for a minute.

Dan, we haven't
finished talking yet.

Roseanne, I don't
want two women

thinking I ruined their lives!

Now, I wanna do this right.

Darlene, your mom and
I have been talking,

and we're not sure,
but maybe we think

you ought to go to school.

I do go to school.

It's just sometimes
I'm directing

a lost freshman to his
class and I miss roll call.

You don't wanna
mess this up, Darlene.

Your dad and I are willing
to talk about this Chicago

school thing again.

What do you mean,
talk about it?

Talking, it's like
yelling, only not as loud.

Well, thanks, but
I changed my mind.

I'm not going.

Can she do that?

Hey, you're staying here
because of David, aren't you?

No.

You know, planning your whole
future around some boyfriend

is not really a great idea.

I'm not.

I just decided it
wasn't right for me.

Isn't that possible?

No!

Look, you didn't
want me to go.

I'm not going.

Congratulations.

You win.

Staying here against
her will is one thing,

but staying here
because she wants to?

That's sick.

This is a 1967 penny.

And this is a 1968.

And I don't have a
'69, but here's a '70.

And then if you notice the
little letter under the date,

this indicates which city
the penny was made in.

You see, like, D,
that's for Denver.

And S is for San Francisco.

Here, wanna see?

We believe you.

I don't have quite
as many nickels,

but I do have this one.

It's a 1975.

See what I mean?

And the 1974s are--

You know, George,
we really wish

you could stay a
lot longer, but DJ

and I need to practice
our religion now.

Oh.

Oh, OK.

I'll go now.

And DJ, don't forget to come
to my party on Friday night.

See you.

I'm not going.

No.

Aw, come on, Deej.

You're missing a
great opportunity.

Odds are, you'll be the most
interesting person there.

OK, I'll go.

All right, atta boy.

Now go wrap up one of
your toys as a present.

Oh, hey.

There you are.

I wanna talk to you for a sec.

Sure, what's up?

Well, now we know that
you and Darlene are,

you know, in love with
each other and everything.

But lately me and
Mr. Connor have

been really concerned
about what's going

on between the two of you.

Really?

You are?

Relax, David.

I'm not talking about sex.

I know.

Come on.

Lucky for you, I'm still
in denial about that.

Thank you.

Me and Mr. Connor,
we want Darlene

to go to that art school.

You're kidding?

You just changed your minds?

Yeah.

And you know, she's acting
like she doesn't wanna go,

although I know that she
really does wanna go,

and I think that she's
doing that because she

wants to stay here with you.

Yeah?

So I was thinking
that maybe you

and I could get
together and figure

out some way to make her go.

But I don't want her to go.

Well, nobody wants
her to go, David.

I mean, except for maybe DJ
and the-- and the school board.

But we all know
that she should go.

Well, I don't
think she should go.

We're happy here.
We're a couple.

Yeah, but you know
what they say, David.

They say "when you
really love something,

you should, you
know, make it go away

or get rid of it or whatever."

I'm sorry, Mrs.
Connor, but Darlene and I

have already talked about this.

And I told her if
she goes to Chicago,

I'm breaking up with her.

You what?

Wait a minute.
What are you doing?

I'm gonna go up
there and make sure she

does what's right for Darlene,
David, and not for you.

You can't tell
Darlene what to do.

She's a big girl.
- Compared to who?

David, go back downstairs.

DAVID: Why are you
trying to break us up?

David, right now the
only thing I wanna see

is the back of your head
getting smaller, and smaller,

and smaller.

There are several ways
we can accomplish this.

Oh, that's so sweet.

You two are having
your first fight,

and you rushed all the
way up here to show me.

You know, I just don't get
it, Darlene, doing things

because a guy says so, huh?

Who raised you?

Well, she's doing
what she wants to do.

Why can't you just
stay out of this?

David, I would
hate to embarrass you

in front of your
girlfriend by throwing

you out of here physically--

ah, what the hell.

DAVID: Thanks for
not embarrassing me.

Mom, this is not a big deal.

David and I are just gonna
apply again next year.

Well, what if you apply every
year and he never gets in?

Why can't you just drop this?

Because it's too weird!

Ever since you could
talk, you've been whining

about getting out of Lanford.
And what?

Now you got a
boyfriend, so you're

gonna go change your mind?

I thought you wanted
something better than this.

- Better than what?
- Better than this!

Better than this room.

Better than this whole house!

Better than this pillow.

Better than this quilt, OK?

Better than this trash can!

Mom, cut it out.

I mean, what if I go
there, and everybody

else is, like, way brilliant,
and I find out I suck?

Then what happens?

So you mean this whole
thing is not even about David?

So you gotta tell me, Darlene,
which of the motherly speeches

am I supposed to be giving here.

Because I'm totally off track!

Well, we're through talking.

Yeah, we are.

What are you doing?

I figure if I wash him
'em all in hot water,

I can fit 'em in one suitcase.

Mom, why can't I just live
at home, like a normal kid?

Because, as I have told you
for your entire life, Darlene,

you are not normal!

OK?

You dress funny.

You're weird.

You're too smart for
your own damn good.

Let's face it, Darlene.

You're special, and I think
you can be something great.

Well, I, tried
to leave last week.

I packed my bags.

I got in my car.

I couldn't do it.

You cannot be
afraid of failure, OK?

So what, you get there,
you find out you suck?

Great!

You're gonna be the first
Connor to suck in college.

You can come back home.

We ain't going nowhere,
never have for 20 years!

Yeah, but it was different
when David was going.

I just don't think I
can do it by myself.

Listen to me, little girl.

I'm gonna tell you something.

Sometimes, life just
gives you one chance.

And if you do not grab it--

when?

When were you in the car?

I've been watching
you like a hawk.

Well, hawks don't generally
pass out on the couch

after eating a
quart of ice cream.

Well, let me put
it to you this way.

You gotta go, because
I want you to go.

Because if you don't go,
you're gonna regret it.

Maybe not now, OK?

But soon.

And then for the
rest of your life.

I love you, Darlene,
and I want you

to get the hell out of here.

I can't believe
you're letting me go.

I can't either.

So now you've gotta go down
there and talk to David.

Unless, of course,
you want me to.

I'm going.

I'm home!

Hey, Deej.

Come here and tell us
all about the party.

Thanks for making me go.

It was great.
- Yeah?

Come here and sit down.

Tell us about all the kind
of games and fun things

you guys did.

I touched a boob.

Say what?

We played this game,
7 Minutes in Heaven.

And I had to go in the
closet with Sheila Frye.

And we just stood there doing
nothing for, like, six minutes.

What happened in
that last minute, son?

I told you.

I'd touched a boob.

She's my girlfriend now.

She's coming over for
dinner tomorrow night.

She likes corn.

Woo doggie.

We're gonna have to have
a long talk with that boy.

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