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You guys can't write off
some of this stuff you have down here.
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Those are
100% legitimate business expenses.
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$1,200 For
"a boob job"?
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It's not a boob job.
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It's a breast
reduction.
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We're taking it
as a loss.
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I Buy it.
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I, Uh...I don't think
the irs will,
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But it is medical,
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So you can write it off
as a personal deduction.
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Dy-no-mite!
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Now, um...
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Is this your
monthly balance?
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Because you seem to be
a little short on cash.
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That must be
the wrong page.
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We're not
short on cash.
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We actually
have none.
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Uh, what happened
to all that snowmobile repair work, Dan?
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Did it.
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Spent it.
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Uh, well, look,
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I'll, uh, I'll
run all this stuff through my computer,
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And when I have
your returns ready,
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I'll give you a call.
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Thanks, art. Listen,
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What do we owe you?
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I could write you
a check.
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You kill me, Dan.
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Hey, Darlene,
heard that joke
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You made up
about trudy burke.
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It's really funny.
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Thanks.
The beauty part is,
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It doesn't just
have to be about trudy.
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It works for any girl
with a mustache.
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Did you know that
trudy heard it, too?
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Good. Maybe she'll pull
a comb through that thing.
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Another good one.
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You can tell her
that tomorrow
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When she's beating
the crap out of you.
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What are you
talking about?
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She doesn't know
that joke was mine.
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Did I forget to tell you
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Your friend stacy
ratted you out?
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Why'd she do that?
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So trudy would let her
out of her locker.
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All right,
so trudy knows.
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But I mouth off
to everybody.
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People love that
about me.
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Look on
the bright side.
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You may really like
your new face.
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And, man,
he is so smart.
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He knows so much stuff
about taxes and everything.
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I swear,
it's fascinating.
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Taxes are fascinating,
Roseanne?
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Well, not normally,
you know,
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But when art's
talking about it,
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I swear,
you laugh, you cry.
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Not my type.
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Oh, you don't
know that.
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You're telling me
I don't know my type?
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Well, he's cute,
and he's funny.
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He looks like
the lucky charms guy.
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Well, it's what's inside
that counts, Jackie.
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And inside, this guy
has a time-share condo in florida.
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Can we drop it,
please?
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I'm trying to
tell you something.
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Can I say one more
thing about it?
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Why can't you
date him?
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Roseanne!
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What do you want
to tell me?
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I'm thinking about...
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Going into therapy.
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You mean
like a shrink?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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There's a lot
of reasons.
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Like what?
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Oh, I just haven't
been happy lately,
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And with mom and dad
breaking up,
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It makes me
think how crazy our childhood was,
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And there's
a lot of stuff I've got to deal with.
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When would you start?
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Two months ago.
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What?
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I can't believe it.
That stinks.
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I'm your sister and you go
and do something that major
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Without even
talking to me first?
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Calm down.
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I'm really
upset about this.
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How come you can
talk to some stranger
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And you can't
talk to me?
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Because when I
tell her my problems,
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We don't spend
the next hour
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Talking about how
that makes her feel.
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O.k. I'm sorry.
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I guess it is
a good idea, then.
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I'm glad you told me.
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Finally.
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You're welcome.
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You know,
art goes to therapy.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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I had an idea
about the shop.
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I'm not sure
if it's crazy.
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Let's run it by Jackie
and find out.
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Roseanne!
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Does everybody
have to know about this?
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I was only going
to tell Dan.
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It's a very
personal thing.
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He's family.
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I'm asking you
to keep it to yourself.
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O.k., I won't
tell Dan.
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All righty.
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Fine.
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I'm going to take off now.
I'll call you later.
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What's the idea
with the shop?
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Arnie came by
this afternoon with a tattoo artist.
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He wants to rent
part of the shop--
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300 A month,
and he could bring by a lot of bikers.
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A tattoo guy?
I don't know.
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Don't worry.
I didn't commit to anything.
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I'll have art
check out the deal.
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Well, what's
this guy like?
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I didn't talk
to him much,
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But I think he's
a very talented artist
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Who's paid his debt
to society.
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Gil here, he's
the absolute best.
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People come to him
from all over.
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Damn it, you're
hitting bone!
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Don't pay
attention to me.
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It's easier
than it seems.
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Actually, it's kind
of a macho thing.
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Oh, mommy!
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Excuse us
one moment.
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What do you
think, art?
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Uh, I don't know,
Dan.
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Financially,
it's a good idea,
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But personally,
I got to wonder about a guy
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Who's covered
his entire body with tattoos.
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Yeah.
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Think he's got one
on mr. Winkie?
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I don't really
want to know, Dan.
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Danny,
check it out.
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Nice work.
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Thanks. Want one?
On the house.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Pretty tempting there, gil.
Maybe some other time.
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Get Roseanne's name
on the old bicep there.
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The babes dig that.
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I got a chicken pox
scar on my arm
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Looks just like her.
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Hi. What's
going on?
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Hey, honey.
Say hello to gil.
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How you doing?
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Hi, gil.
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He's the tattoo guy.
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No kidding?
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So, uh, art.
Jackie say hi to art.
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How you doing, art?
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Hi, Jackie.
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Anybody going to
say hi to me?
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Well, we've got to go.
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I got to try
to get some money out of Dan first.
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This might
take a minute.
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I better be going.
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O.k. Take
it easy, art.
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Uh, Jackie,
I was wondering
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If I could
talk to you for a second?
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Sure.
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So, uh...
How's it going?
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Great. You?
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Great, great, uh...
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Tax season.
Busy, busy.
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Oh, I bet.
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Um...
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I hear you're
a trucker.
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That must be
really interesting.
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Well, that
keeps me busy.
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As a matter of fact,
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I Get so busy
sometimes,
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I have very
little time left for a social life.
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It sounds kind of lonely.
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Well, I figure
if you're o.k. With yourself,
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Then you're o.k.
With being alone.
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Yeah. I--I...
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I'm alone
a lot, too.
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You seem to be
dealing really well with that.
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Um...
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Sometimes. Sometimes.
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But, um...
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I was thinking
maybe...some night
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When you're in town,
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We could go out
to dinner.
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Uh-huh.
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Well...
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Uh, that
would be nice.
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I Tell you what.
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When things do start
to slow down for me,
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Then why don't I
give you a call?
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Got it.
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Well, um...
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I better be going.
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Uh, give, uh...
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Well, say goodbye
for me.
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O.k.
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It was nice
running into you.
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Ohh.
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Damn.
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So what did
art want?
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You know,
I don't think
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That I've ever been
as angry with you
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As I am right now.
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Sure, you have.
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That was a nice guy,
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And you forced me
to hurt him.
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You didn't even
give him a chance.
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I said I didn't want
to go out with him,
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But you wouldn't
leave it at that.
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Well, just one dinner.
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I don't believe it.
I'm standing right here,
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And you're not listening
to a single word I'm saying!
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Oh, yeah. Your therapy's
working out real good.
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What?
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You still getting
beat up today?
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Shut up.
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You're eating
too much.
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You'll barf.
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Just 'cause you
followed us home from the circus
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Doesn't mean
you can talk to us.
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Hey, you should
listen to him, Darlene.
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He gets creamed
like every other week.
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Fall down early
and stay down.
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I can handle this.
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You can't take her,
Darlene.
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I'm not going to try.
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I'll talk my way
out of it.
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O.k. Just stay down.
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You don't believe me?
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Dad, can I talk to you
about something?
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Coming.
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Watch.
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Yeah, Darlene.
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I'm really sorry
I called you wide load yesterday.
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I mean, I meant it
to be funny,
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And I really thought
you'd laugh.
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I've been
thinking about it.
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Now I realize it was
really insensitive.
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Darlene...tie
your hair back real tight
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So she can't
swing you around with it.
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You're dead,
Darlene.
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Oh, man.
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Keep your arms
in front of your face.
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Eventually
she'll wear herself out.
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[Roseanne]
are they gone yet?
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Yeah, honey.
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Good. I love them
and everything,
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But I ain't
in the mood.
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How's your headache?
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It's gone.
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[Jackie]
hey!
262
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:47,868
It's back.
263
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,400
Roseanne,
we need to talk.
264
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,534
We certainly do.
265
00:12:57,734 --> 00:13:00,801
Oh, boy,
when's Dan going to get out of here?
266
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,534
See you later.
267
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,701
Play nice.
268
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:08,601
Well...
269
00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:13,400
I Assume you're here
to apologize.
270
00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:17,434
I have spoken
to my therapist.
271
00:13:17,434 --> 00:13:19,868
She thinks it would
be a good idea
272
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:22,968
If you came down
to talk to her.
273
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,667
Why? You're the nut.
274
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:28,868
She thinks one reason
I may be a nut
275
00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:30,400
Is because of you.
276
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,701
What's that
supposed to mean?
277
00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:36,601
Whenever I talk to her,
your name keeps coming up.
278
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,133
You're a very big
influence on me, Roseanne,
279
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:42,167
And she thinks
she can help sort it out.
280
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,334
We had a fight.
That's all.
281
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:47,267
So you're not
going to come down.
282
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:49,267
Is she
going to ask us
283
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:52,634
All kind of
personal questions and stuff?
284
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:55,200
That is sort of
the point.
285
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,434
O.k. Well...
286
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:00,367
Let's get
our story straight
287
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,367
Before we
go down there.
288
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,801
Roseanne, we're all
on the same side,
289
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,767
So please
don't feel defensive.
290
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,000
O.k.
291
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,234
I'm not a judge
or a referee.
292
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,534
We're both here
for one reason-- to help Jackie.
293
00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,300
Get her, doc.
294
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,067
Nobody's here
to get anybody,
295
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,434
Nor will we solve
the problem in one session.
296
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:33,667
Hey, I have
no problem, o.k.?
297
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,601
I'm just here to help out
eleanor rigby there.
298
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:37,701
Hey!
299
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,133
Now, Roseanne--
300
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,300
Here's where I
get yelled at.
301
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,534
I'd just like
to set up boundaries.
302
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,200
In fact, let's work on
listening without judging.
303
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,133
Roseanne, I'm going to
ask Jackie how she feels.
304
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,701
Some of this may hurt,
305
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:53,000
But I don't want you
to answer back.
306
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,734
Instead, I want you
to repeat what she said
307
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,200
In your own words.
308
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,534
O.k.
309
00:14:58,534 --> 00:14:59,901
O.k. Now, Jackie,
last session
310
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:03,033
We talked about how choices
are difficult for you.
311
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,300
Yeah. Well...
312
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,534
It's just...
Everything I do.
313
00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,701
I'm always wondering
what she's going to say
314
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,934
Because she's
so judgmental.
315
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,701
Can you be specific?
316
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,100
Well, it's
just everything.
317
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,367
It's...if I'm going
to be a cop,
318
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:18,801
What's she
going to say?
319
00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:21,300
If I cut my hair,
will she laugh?
320
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,501
If I go out
with this guy
321
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:24,901
Or if I move
322
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:27,434
Or see a movie
or buy a book.
323
00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:28,434
It's everything.
324
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:29,434
O.k.
325
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:31,834
Now, Roseanne,
what did you just hear?
326
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,300
In your own words.
327
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,634
Why would you want
328
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,567
To move out
of your apartment?
329
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,033
I mean, you pay
really low rent.
330
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,567
It's a great place.
You should see it.
331
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,000
O.k., o.k.
Let's start over.
332
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,434
Uh...
333
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:45,901
And remember, Roseanne,
334
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,167
I'm asking you
not to judge her,
335
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,033
Just to listen to her.
336
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,601
O.k.,
but she doesn't have to pay utilities.
337
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,000
Even if it is a
horrible mistake
338
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,100
To move out
of my apartment,
339
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,400
It's my mistake.
340
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,634
I'm not one of
your children.
341
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:02,601
Then you go
make a mistake,
342
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:05,300
And you come to me
to clean it up.
343
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,267
Of course.
You're my sister.
344
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,834
Oh. Oh. So I see.
345
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,234
I can't say anything
to stop the mistake,
346
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:13,334
But I mop it up
after.
347
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:16,367
If you loved me,
I'd think you'd want to.
348
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,534
You better call for backup.
349
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,667
All right.
Uh, all right.
350
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,267
Let's try
something different.
351
00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:28,767
Let's try
a little exercise.
352
00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:30,100
Jackie, you go first.
353
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,234
I want you
to turn to Roseanne
354
00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:35,601
And say "you're my sister,
and I love you because..."
355
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:37,100
And fill in the rest.
356
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,267
O.k.
357
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:43,968
What's taking you
so long?
358
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:45,067
Well, o.k.
359
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,400
I got it.
360
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,801
Uh...
361
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:49,300
You're my sister,
362
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,267
And I love you
because you're strong.
363
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:53,901
That's it?
364
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:56,334
Well,
it's not that easy. You do it.
365
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:57,734
O.k. I Will.
366
00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:59,868
You're my sister,
367
00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,767
And I love you
368
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:05,033
Because you're warm
and caring and giving
369
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,534
And nurturing and kind,
370
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,534
But you know,
your problem is--
371
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,300
Hold up. Hold up.
372
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,601
Try it without the but.
373
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,501
O.k.
374
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,000
O.k. You're my sister,
and I love you
375
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,234
Because we've shared
so many things, although--
376
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:22,067
Uh, that's another but.
377
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,534
I don't like this game.
378
00:17:25,534 --> 00:17:27,968
Let's go back
to the listening deal.
379
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:30,234
O.k. We'll come back
to this later.
380
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,834
Jackie,
your turn to listen.
381
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,434
Roseanne, tell me,
how do you feel
382
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,701
When you think Jackie's
making a mistake?
383
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,200
Well, I worry
about her.
384
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,367
Why?
385
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,868
'Cause I don't want her
to get hurt,
386
00:17:41,868 --> 00:17:45,367
And if I can see some way
of preventing that,
387
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,534
I'll say something.
388
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,534
Jackie?
In your own words?
389
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:52,267
I mean, I know this art
isn't gorgeous or anything,
390
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:55,534
But he'd be nice to her,
and he'd protect her.
391
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:59,067
It wouldn't be so awful
to marry such a guy.
392
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:02,067
Do you want her
married to such a guy
393
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,467
So he could
take over for you,
394
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:07,767
Then you wouldn't
have to look out for Jackie anymore?
395
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,100
Are you kidding?
396
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,434
What does she know
about being married?
397
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,200
The thing is, see,
398
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,534
I didn't realize
I was treating you like a kid.
399
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:24,868
Oh, please.
400
00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:26,968
O.k. I did realize it.
401
00:18:26,968 --> 00:18:29,701
I just--I just
didn't think you knew.
402
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,133
Well, at least
you went with me,
403
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:36,601
And we learned
how we can talk this stuff out.
404
00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,634
Well, I want you to know
405
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,300
That it is, uh,
really hard for me
406
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,968
To, uh, dialogue with you
407
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,968
With a, uh,
without a, uh...
408
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:48,467
Confrontational agenda.
409
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,767
I hear that,
410
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,200
But you've got to learn
411
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,701
How to let go
of your control issues
412
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,467
Without that triggering
your whole abandonment issue.
413
00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:02,601
I hear that.
414
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,767
Now...
415
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:08,601
There's one thing
I want to say to you
416
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:10,267
In a totally, um...
417
00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:16,300
Non-manipulative
and non-judgmental...
418
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,067
Context.
419
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,667
I'm hearing that.
420
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,167
Um...
421
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:26,701
O.k. The responsibility
that I feel towards you
422
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,667
Is all your fault.
423
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:32,501
How?
424
00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:34,234
[Telephone rings]
425
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:37,367
Oh. I'm sorry.
Our time is up.
426
00:19:38,534 --> 00:19:39,801
Jeez.
427
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:41,467
Hello.
428
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,300
Oh, yeah. Just a minute.
429
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,667
Dan! Phone!
430
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,934
I want you to know
431
00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:50,901
It's art on the phone,
432
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:53,167
And I'm not
saying a thing.
433
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,767
Good.
434
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:57,267
And I'll try
to ease up on you,
435
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,601
Although it's very hard.
436
00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:01,534
And I'll
try and remember that you mean well.
437
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,868
So...
438
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,200
You want to go
to therapy anymore?
439
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,367
You want to?
440
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:07,701
Yeah, if you do.
441
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:08,701
Yeah. Thanks.
442
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:09,968
Who is it?
443
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:11,367
Mr. Right.
444
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:12,534
Hey, art.
445
00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:16,534
Oh! Boundaries!
We had boundaries!
446
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:18,133
It was just a joke.
447
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,634
You're busting
the boundaries!
448
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:22,601
I hear you,
and I'm sorry.
449
00:20:22,601 --> 00:20:25,567
No, no.
That's it. No.
450
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:26,834
I'm out of here.
451
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,334
Will you be back
in time for dinner?
452
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,501
O.k.
453
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,501
All right, art.
Yeah. Thanks.
454
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,000
Well, we might have
to lose the tattoo guy.
455
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,501
Why for?
456
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,434
Our insurance company
won't cover him
457
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:42,000
Unless we pay more.
458
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,434
It's a shame.
He does such nice work.
459
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,734
Wow!
460
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,801
It's permanent.
461
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:53,634
Just for you because
you are permanent in my life.
462
00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,834
Yeah, well,
my name's Roseanne.
463
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,300
I Call you rose.
464
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,634
You never do.
465
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,133
He stopped
in the middle.
466
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,133
Why?
467
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,901
It hurt.
468
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,434
God, Dan.
469
00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:07,834
Well,
how about rosey?
470
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,100
I'll make it rosey.
471
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,834
I could handle
a "y."
472
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,634
O.k. Again, remember,
we're here for Jackie.
473
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,133
Now who wants to start?
474
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,000
I guess
I'll go first.
475
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,234
Um...
476
00:21:31,234 --> 00:21:34,734
If you're married
to the same woman for 19 years,
477
00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:37,167
Isn't that
proof enough that you love her?
478
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:40,167
You know, arlene, he has
some other woman's name
479
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,567
Tattooed on his arm.
480
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:42,834
It's your name!
481
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,601
It is not my name!
482
00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:47,434
It is Mrs.. Kennedy's name!
483
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,167
I'll never get this off.
484
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,667
I'm stuck
for the rest of my life.
485
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,634
Now you know
what it's like
486
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:00,133
To be married to you.
487
00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:05,133
Jeez. Cut it out.
488
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:07,868
I mean, did you
forget why we came?
489
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,300
Thank you, Becky.
490
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,534
O.k. I want to talk
about me and Mark.
491
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,501
When will you
get over him?
492
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,767
I can't believe this!
493
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:19,467
You guys aren't here
for me at all.
494
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:22,968
You're here to work out
all your own family crap!
495
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,334
[Darlene]
excuse me.
496
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:28,534
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498
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,501
But it's time
for my medication.
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