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Aren't you curious
about who bought our old house?
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How come you're so
obsessed with this.
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It's where we grew up.
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I'm just surprised
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That you don't
have any feelings for it at all.
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Well, god,
it's not like
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It's the first
mcdonald's or something.
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Look at that--
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Final notice from
my insurance company.
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Well, good.
I was sick of hearing from them.
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Well...
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It's special.
It's our house.
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Hey, Jackie,
you forget.
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Ever since dad
sold that house,
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It's also become home
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To three other
dysfunctional families.
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I'm going to change.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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What?
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What are you
doing upstairs with some boy?
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Well,
no one was home,
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So I figured,
"why not become a woman?"
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Cut it out, Darlene.
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She's not a woman,
Mrs.. Conner.
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Nothing
was going on.
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Excuse me. I'm
waiting for her to lie to me.
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I don't have to
explain myself to you.
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Yes you do.
See how big I am?
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We were
working on this. It's a comic book.
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I do the drawings.
She writes the words.
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Don't show her.
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This is
what you were working on?
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Yes.
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Zombies eating
people's brains?
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Well,
it's not done yet.
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Yeah, but I see
what it's saying.
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It's saying
that you were not upstairs
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I'm going to take off.
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I'll see you
at school tomorrow.
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You're going?
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Yeah, I guess.
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All right. Me, too.
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Can you believe her?
She just had to embarrass me.
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Well, you got to
understand, Darlene.
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That's not just
any guy there.
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That's
Mark's brother.
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That's not his fault.
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Maybe she'll
see that eventually.
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Look at these drawings.
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Oh, yeah.
These are great.
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You guys
put a lot of time in on this.
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Yeah. A couple
of weeks.
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I think of
the story, and he draws it.
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We're
totally in sync.
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We've got
a couple more stories worked out.
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It's going to be
a whole series.
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They're not
just comic books. They're graphic novels.
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What?
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Oh, it's just great
to see you like this, Darlene.
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You know,
excited about something.
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Oh, man.
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I mean, ever since
you quit basketball--
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Stop it.
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All right.
Can I read it?
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I guess.
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I'm just so
proud of you!
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That's quite enough.
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Todd's fish
died today.
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That's a shame.
Was he sad?
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Yeah, but he
felt better
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After we put it
in the street
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And watch a car
smash it.
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D.J., we're eating.
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So, beck, you're
going out with Mark on saturday, huh?
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Jackie!
I said we're eating.
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Well, it's not a date.
He wants to talk.
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That can be
pretty tough
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With his tongue
crammed down your throat.
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Darlene, it's over
between us.
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But I think
he misses me
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And wants to come
crawling back.
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That's it.
I'm not hungry at all anymore.
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Then how come
he didn't ask you out for friday night?
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What do you mean?
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Well,
you've got to wonder
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What other moron
he's crawling to.
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Did you
hear something from david?
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Is he going out
with somebody else?
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Do you care?
It's over between you and baghead.
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Well, it is.
I don't care.
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Good. Nobody cares.
New topic.
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Oh, look.
Daddy's home.
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We'll talk about daddy.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I got to talking
with Mark at the shop.
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Really?
What did he say?
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It wasn't about you.
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He said david
cut school the other day
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And went to Chicago.
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He ratted out
his own brother.
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I think he was
proud of the kid.
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But you're not
hanging around with david
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If he's pulling
this crap.
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How come he was
in Chicago?
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How should I know?
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Something about
a comic book convention.
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Comic book convention,
huh?
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'Cause you know
I can call the school
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And find out
if you ditched, too.
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The convention
was only there for two days.
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You went to Chicago
with him?
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It's not a big deal
out of this.
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Oh, I am
going to make
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A huge deal
out of this!
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You get up for school
and wind up in Chicago?
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We don't even know?
Something could have happened!
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How could you
do something so stupid?
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We took the bus.
Nothing happened.
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Till now.
You're grounded. You are so grounded.
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And don't think
you're just laying around.
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You'll do something
useful.
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And you'll hate it.
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Or else
we'll think of something
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Even more useful.
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Doesn't anybody
want to know why we went?
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You're not
seeing david no more.
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Because of him
you lied,
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You went to Chicago,
and you skipped school.
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You need more?
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The convention
was important to us.
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We're serious
about this stuff.
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You can do
better than that, Darlene.
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I can't believe this.
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So did Mark say
where he was going
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After he left
the shop?
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Hey, can I have
some of that chocolate?
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No, D.J.
It's baker's chocolate. You won't like it.
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Please?
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It doesn't have
any sugar in it.
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Come on.
It won't spoil my dinner.
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O.k. Go for it.
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Eew! It's awful!
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Well, I guess
that's a lesson
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Every kid's
got to learn once, huh?
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Are you kidding?
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He does that
every single time I bake a cake.
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Hey.
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Hi, Arnie.
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How are you
doing, Arnie?
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I'm doing
pretty good.
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Dan said I could
borrow the truck, you got the keys.
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The keys are
on that hook there.
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That chocolate?
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Yeah! Help yourself.
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Thanks.
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Hey, listen.
I got a little problem with Nancy,
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And I know she listens
to you guys.
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What's going on?
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She's driving me nuts.
She's trying to change me.
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She says
I got potential.
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Well, do you want me
to set her straight, Arnie?
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Would you?
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What are you doing
with the truck?
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Mine's in the shop.
The demolition crew's letting me salvage
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The copper pipes
from your old place.
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Demolition?
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Yeah. They're putting up
a burger heaven.
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I can't
believe this!
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It's great.
The whole block will smell like chili.
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You know...
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Rosie, I don't want
to say nothing,
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But there's something
really wrong with this stuff.
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You know, Darlene,
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I've never seen you
look as lovely as you do now.
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I can't believe
you didn't get busted, too.
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I was.
I'm in my room right now.
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When I'm ready
to admit I'm wrong, I can come out.
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Oh, no!
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What?
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I just found
my old hamster.
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Darlene,
your mom said
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You had some stuff
of mine--oh, man!
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Well, you've see me.
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Now you must die.
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Get out of here!
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You won't
tell anybody?
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Live in fear, david.
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I can do that.
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Hey! Your mom
catches him in here, you're dead!
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Thanks for the tip.
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Looks like
you're doing a pretty good job.
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What do you want?
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You mad at me?
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00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:09,367
Why would I be
mad at you?
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Just because
you let them dump all over me?
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If you want me
to say it's o.k. To go to Chicago
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Without telling anybody,
I won't!
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You could have
told them it was important.
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They think this
comic book convention
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Is just some lame excuse
to cut school.
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They think
that me and david
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Are like Mark
and Becky.
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I couldn't
say anything!
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You told me
how great it was
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That I was finally
getting into something.
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They weren't
going to listen to me!
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You're right.
The best thing to do
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Was to let them
dump all over me.
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Darlene!
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Just leave me alone.
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Thanks for
picking me up, beck.
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Deej, where's mom?
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She went out.
She said she'd be back in an hour.
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Hey, dad,
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00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,300
How come Mark
couldn't drive you home?
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Uh...he left early.
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Hmm.
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Well, he usually doesn't
leave early, does he?
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He did tonight.
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Did he smell good
when he left?
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I Try not to
sniff the help, Becky.
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Well, you know
what I mean.
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I don't know
if he's dating anyone else, o.k.?
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You're with him
all day.
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And he's always been
a gentleman.
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Never laid a hand
on me.
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Hey.
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What?
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Nothing. Just hey.
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You done out there?
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I guess that would be
up to you.
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I got an idea.
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Since mom's gone
for a little longer,
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Let's get a pizza.
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Darlene,
what don't you want on your half?
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I'll have this
upstairs.
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00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,567
Here we go again.
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Now she'll
sit in her room
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And mope
for six months.
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She's so immature.
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Good! He's home!
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We should have
asked Arnie for the key.
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Oh, we'll be in
in a minute.
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Oh!
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The branch
is creaking, Jackie.
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It never creaked
back when we were kids.
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Well, the tree's
older now, and you're...
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Older now, too.
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Hey, we both fall
at the same speed, slim.
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I'm hurrying.
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00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,167
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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All these years,
nobody ever fixed that.
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Oh, just get in.
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Oh...
259
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,501
Nice branch.
260
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,234
Good branch.
261
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:13,734
Strong branch.
262
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:14,934
Oh...
263
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:18,968
Whoa!
264
00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:23,267
I just flashed
on winnie the pooh and the honey tree.
265
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:28,501
Just get me in here,
all right?
266
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:33,167
How many times
do you think we did that?
267
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,234
You sneaking in
after seeing Dan.
268
00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,200
You're supposed to
have been studying.
269
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,000
Oh, man. About now...
270
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,734
I'd be wondering
if I remembered my underwear.
271
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,267
Shh!
272
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,200
You'll wake up
mom and dad.
273
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,033
You were supposed to
be in by 11:00.
274
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:51,567
Well, after the party
275
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,801
Me and Dan went over
to his house
276
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,868
And we had three kids.
277
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,300
Don't tell mom!
278
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,501
Wow...
279
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,734
Our room.
280
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:06,200
Eew. Eew, it even
smells the same.
281
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,534
Yeah.
282
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,200
Eew.
You know that smell of burned meat
283
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,734
And oppression.
284
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,467
Hey, look, Jackie.
There's the vent.
285
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,467
Yeah. Mom and dad
never did figure out
286
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:23,667
We could hear everything
that went on in their bedroom thru that vent.
287
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:27,434
Screaming and yelling
and crying.
288
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,534
Yeah. We never did
hear any sex...
289
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:34,601
Unless that's what
all the crying and yelling was about.
290
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,667
Well, it helped us
figure out
291
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,767
How bad trouble
we were in.
292
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:42,100
Five minutes
before the knock on the door.
293
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,167
Yeah. But that
was a help.
294
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,667
Gave us a chance
to run in and confess,
295
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,200
Score those
honesty points.
296
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,434
Yeah, or get our
stories straight.
297
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,200
You remember the week
we took turns listening
298
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,234
To see if they knew
about bloomington?
299
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,667
Yeah, that frat party.
300
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,601
We were
may too mature for high school guys.
301
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,734
Yeah, so we end up
with these future doctors and lawyers
302
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:08,934
Playing up, up and away
on their armpits.
303
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,100
Yeah.
We slept in a car.
304
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,767
What were we thinking?
305
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,801
We could have
gotten really hurt, you know,
306
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:19,834
And mom and dad
had no idea where we were.
307
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,200
But I guess
that's just the...
308
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,334
Crazy kind of stuff
kids do.
309
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,501
Oh, gee, Jackie,
310
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:35,234
That sounds just like
what Darlene did.
311
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,167
I guess I'm just
no better than her.
312
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,200
How could I be
so blind?
313
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,334
My point exactly.
314
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,501
When you
remember to water your chia pet,
315
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:51,167
You can criticize
the way I raise my kids.
316
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,801
Roseanne, wait.
317
00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:57,667
Come on.
318
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,200
O.k., so what we did
was stupid.
319
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,200
But if we would have
gotten caught,
320
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,133
We would have
gotten busted and deserved it.
321
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,634
Yes, but Darlene says
that what she did was important.
322
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,801
She said
the same thing
323
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,701
When she shaved
D.J.'s head.
324
00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:16,701
The comic book thing
means a lot to her.
325
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,868
I Believe her,
because she gave me hell
326
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,000
For not sticking up
for her.
327
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,300
Usually when
she's mad at you, she's nice to me.
328
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:28,000
Now we're on
the same side. That just stinks.
329
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,234
O.k., so this thing
is really important to her.
330
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:34,167
I never told her to quit
the comic book thing.
331
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:38,234
You did, kind of,
'cause david does the pictures.
332
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,901
O.k.
O.k., I get it.
333
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,634
Shut up.
334
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,367
All right.
You're welcome.
335
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:48,234
Hey, it's our
living room, Jackie.
336
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,534
Yeah.
337
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:50,734
Couch there.
338
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,234
Tv there.
339
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:55,234
Blue barcalounger.
340
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:57,067
Green shag carpeting
341
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,767
As far as
the eye could see.
342
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:02,767
Hey. You remember
that oil painting that was there?
343
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:06,200
It was a picture
of a long, winding road.
344
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,534
I Used to
stare at that thing for hours.
345
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,300
That's 'cause
I told you
346
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,434
It was the andy
griffith show.
347
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,767
You were
so mean to me.
348
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,901
I was not.
349
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:21,300
Yes, you were!
You lied to me all the time.
350
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,234
You'd tease me
and pinch me.
351
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:26,200
Mom would say,
"just ignore her and she'll stop."
352
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,567
Mom never
understood me.
353
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,701
My field hockey trophy
was right here,
354
00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:35,067
And this is the clock
that mom got
355
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,000
When aunt betty died.
356
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,501
The fish!
357
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,133
Oh, god! Yeah!
358
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,234
Dad's stuffed
swordfish deal.
359
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,234
Yeah.
I Remember crying
360
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,901
When he
brought that thing home.
361
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,767
Yeah, that's
'cause I told you it was flipper.
362
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,000
God, I'm--
363
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,200
I was such an idiot!
364
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:04,400
And, uh, remember
what was over there, Jackie?
365
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,200
We don't need
to get into this.
366
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,934
We're having
a good time here.
367
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,100
You want to
get into our memories.
368
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,167
This is part of
our memories.
369
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,801
The belt.
Dad's belt, o.k.?
370
00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,767
It was
30 years ago, Roseanne.
371
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,000
Parents
spanked their kids back then.
372
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,434
Spanked?
373
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:27,734
Come on, Jackie.
He hit us with a belt.
374
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:30,701
Well, kids got hit
with belts.
375
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,467
Yeah,
but did their dads
376
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,968
Strap some big
razor strap on the wall
377
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:37,033
Right by
the front door,
378
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,501
So when you came in
you'd see it
379
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,501
And always worry
what would happen
380
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,734
If you
stepped out of line?
381
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,234
Maybe
he was trying to psyche us out.
382
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,834
Yeah, well.
He was good at that.
383
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,834
Remember
he'd make us bring it to him?
384
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,901
Well, mom wasn't
any help either.
385
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,300
She could have
said something.
386
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,033
She'd just
stay in there washing dishes.
387
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,834
That was mom.
Ignore it, and it'll go away.
388
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:05,100
She let the damn thing
hang there,
389
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,734
And we're supposed to
explain why it's there
390
00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,534
To our friends?
391
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:13,067
I told people
it was Elvis' belt.
392
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,067
Well, yeah.
393
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,000
But you had
stupid friends.
394
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,167
Or they were just
trying to be nice.
395
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,968
Let's face it,
Jackie.
396
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:26,200
Our family was like
totally screwed up,
397
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,267
Which is probably
why I got fat
398
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,701
And you can't have
any decent relationship
399
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,400
With any man.
400
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:35,968
Or...
401
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,167
Maybe...
402
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,701
I just never found
the right guy,
403
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:42,100
And you never found
the wrong doughnut.
404
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,734
Well...
That's probably how we survived.
405
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,934
We could always
make each other laugh.
406
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,033
I know.
407
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,400
Are you sorry
you came?
408
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,801
No. No.
409
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,934
'Cause I think,
well, you know,
410
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,634
We probably
needed to do this.
411
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:08,000
Goodbye, house.
412
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,234
Yeah.
413
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:12,934
Man. Let's go pick up
a couple of burgers.
414
00:20:12,934 --> 00:20:15,667
Yeah...or sailors.
415
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:30,434
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416
00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:34,567
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417
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,634
So?
418
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,300
Not bad.
419
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:44,133
I Divided everything
into sections--
420
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,834
Automotive, gardening,
421
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,434
And home repair.
422
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:52,601
That's a lot better
than the animal, vegetable, mineral system
423
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,200
You had going, Dan.
424
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,868
Tools on the pegboard?
425
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,834
Isn't that
what you wanted?
426
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,067
It's fine.
427
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,601
What's all this?
428
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,067
I Divided
the nuts and bolts and screws and nails
429
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,234
And put them
in separate jars.
430
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,033
Is that o.k.?
431
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,868
Next time,
check with me first.
432
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,601
Well, am I done?
433
00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,634
I guess.
434
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:35,000
So here's the deal--
you're off of grounding and you can see david.
435
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,133
Really?
436
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,501
Thanks to your
aunt Jackie. But--
437
00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,133
You mess up
in any way, and he's gone.
438
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,634
You got it?
439
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,367
Yeah, o.k.
440
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:48,067
O.k. Now,
go spread joy.
441
00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:54,868
Whee!
442
00:21:56,968 --> 00:22:00,701
Man, this place
is almost as clean as the kitchen.
443
00:22:00,701 --> 00:22:02,667
There's actually room
for my truck.
444
00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,868
You ain't driving
that filthy thing in here.
445
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:07,100
Jeez, this is
unbelievable!
446
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,868
You know, report cards
are coming up.
447
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:15,100
I Bet we can get her
to build us a pool.
448
00:22:16,267 --> 00:22:18,100
This is so unfair.
449
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,100
When I started
seeing Mark,
450
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,868
You guys made it
impossible.
451
00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:25,234
You totally caved
on this david thing. This sucks.
452
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:28,234
It's not the same.
She's not dating this boy.
453
00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:30,234
Oh, please! You
know she's gonna!
454
00:22:30,234 --> 00:22:32,067
What do you want,
Becky?
455
00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:35,133
I'm sick of
the double standard around here.
456
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,834
I want us both
to be treated the same.
457
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,067
O.k. Then you
get started
458
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,300
On cleaning up
the basement!
459
00:22:43,634 --> 00:22:45,133
Why do I bother?
460
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:50,834
Nice save on the
double-standard deal.
461
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:54,067
But you know,
we don't have to see it
462
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,901
As a double standard.
463
00:22:55,901 --> 00:22:58,667
Let's see it as
different kids need different rules.
464
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,701
Yes, that's good.
465
00:23:00,701 --> 00:23:03,467
And we didn't cave
on this david thing.
466
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,400
We adapted to
a difficult situation.
467
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,100
Well done, my man.
468
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,434
Hey, I got one.
469
00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:12,167
Darlene isn't
totally out of control.
470
00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:13,734
She's spunky.
471
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,267
Quite.
472
00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:28,267
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