Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000
Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org
2
00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:28,634
Damn. This lane
is definitely warped.
3
00:01:28,634 --> 00:01:29,767
Dan now you're
hooking the ball.
4
00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:30,834
You gotta take some spin off.
5
00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:33,868
I know exactly how much
spin I need, Arnie.
6
00:01:33,868 --> 00:01:37,167
The spin's related to
how much wax on the alleys.
7
00:01:37,167 --> 00:01:38,801
It's a matter of physics.
8
00:01:47,801 --> 00:01:49,300
Jeez!
9
00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:52,300
Oh, I think you forgot
to account for
10
00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:55,234
the curvature
of the Earth.
11
00:01:55,234 --> 00:01:57,200
I'm going for a beer.
12
00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,667
How else wants one?
13
00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:01,267
You'll get bloated
and bowl like a duck.
14
00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:04,400
My average is
five points higher than yours, man.
15
00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,267
Are you saying I'm the reason
we're in last place in the league?
16
00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:08,267
Well, yeah.
17
00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:10,267
What about the other
two guys?
18
00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:11,701
They say it, too.
19
00:02:11,701 --> 00:02:14,334
How can two grownups
argue over nothing?
20
00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,834
Well, you're new
to this marriage business.
21
00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:18,334
You'll catch on.
22
00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:20,334
How's married life
treating you?
23
00:02:20,334 --> 00:02:21,634
It's o.k.
24
00:02:21,634 --> 00:02:24,501
My parents came over
for dinner last weekend.
25
00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:27,133
Everything was going
fine until dessert
26
00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:30,434
when Arnie asked my mom
if she cut one.
27
00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:32,300
Men.
28
00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,367
If they have to ask,
29
00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:36,133
You know it's them.
30
00:02:38,801 --> 00:02:41,234
Oh...man, my back
31
00:02:41,234 --> 00:02:42,801
is not good.
32
00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:44,834
I'm going to skip it.
33
00:02:44,834 --> 00:02:47,033
Just put me down
for a spare.
34
00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,968
I'm putting myself
down, too.
35
00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,667
Mom, I need more quarters
for the video games.
36
00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:54,367
Just take it out
of your allowance.
37
00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:57,300
I didn't want
to come here! You made me!
38
00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,734
You begged me.
39
00:02:58,734 --> 00:03:00,234
Did, too!
Did not!
40
00:03:00,234 --> 00:03:01,234
Mom!
41
00:03:01,234 --> 00:03:02,300
All right.
42
00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:08,033
That is it!
43
00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:09,834
It's quality time.
44
00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:12,767
Hey, Deej,
how's my best buddy in the whole world?
45
00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,868
O.k.
Run along now, son.
46
00:03:14,868 --> 00:03:16,767
Boy,
that's a cute kid.
47
00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:19,334
Uh-oh. No more beer
for Arnie.
48
00:03:19,334 --> 00:03:21,767
Kind of makes you think,
don't it, Nancy?
49
00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,701
Tick, tick, tick, tick.
50
00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:26,767
Hey, Rose. A spare.
51
00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:27,767
Very good.
52
00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,767
Well, I learned
everything I know
53
00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:31,367
from you, honey.
54
00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:34,267
Why didn't you
give yourself a strike?
55
00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,501
'Cause
the lane's warped.
56
00:03:38,734 --> 00:03:40,934
Hey, I'm up.
57
00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:43,868
What's all this
tick, tick, tick stuff?
58
00:03:43,868 --> 00:03:46,367
Arnie's on my back
to have a baby.
59
00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:50,300
Well, maybe
one of these days, he'll get it right.
60
00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,367
I hope not.
61
00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:57,300
I don't want to
walk around
62
00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:00,734
with a bowling ball
in my belly for nine months.
63
00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:02,734
You also
got to carry around
64
00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:06,367
two of them
in your bra for a year and a half.
65
00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:07,868
Between
the gutters, Arnie.
66
00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,267
Between
the gutters, huh?
67
00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:10,367
Funny, Frank.
68
00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:12,467
He's just trying
to psych you out.
69
00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,667
What was that
all about?
70
00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,067
His team's
in 9th place, we're in 10th,
71
00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:19,701
So he thinks
he's better than us.
72
00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:21,868
Calm down.
Wait till saturday night.
73
00:04:21,868 --> 00:04:23,367
We'll show him
who's worse.
74
00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,868
God, what difference
does it make?
75
00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:28,868
Oh, they have some
really intelligent league tradition
76
00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:31,367
that the last-place guys
have to drink beer
77
00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:33,367
out of
their bowling shoes.
78
00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:34,567
Yecchh.
79
00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:37,367
Really, it didn't
taste that bad.
80
00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:38,734
Oh, hey, you guys.
81
00:04:39,968 --> 00:04:40,968
Hi.
82
00:04:40,968 --> 00:04:43,200
What are you guys
doing here?
83
00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,767
I'm playing back there
in the bar this weekend.
84
00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:47,567
We're checking out
the room.
85
00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,367
We'll have to
go see you.
86
00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:51,367
Is there
a cover charge?
87
00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:53,367
Not for
my personal friends.
88
00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:55,200
Or anybody else.
89
00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,067
It would be great
if you guys could be there.
90
00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:01,634
We could all take
turns requesting Harper valley PTA.
91
00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,567
I think I need
a new groupie here.
92
00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:06,067
See you guys later.
93
00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:07,634
Yeah, saturday night.
94
00:05:07,634 --> 00:05:09,067
Hey, Rosie,
you're up.
95
00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:11,567
What do you want us
to put this frame?
96
00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:14,067
I'm really going
to go for it this time.
97
00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,567
Stand back.
Here she comes!
98
00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:18,100
Do it, Rosie.
Knock them down.
99
00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,601
I certainly will.
100
00:05:19,601 --> 00:05:21,033
I'm going to kill them.
101
00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:23,534
There will be
nothing left but dust.
102
00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:25,601
I plan to completely
pulverize them
103
00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:27,701
With my pretty
pink ball.
104
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,200
She gets a good arc.
105
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,767
What did I get
this time?
106
00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:39,300
I'm giving you
another spare.
107
00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:42,400
Oh, great.
Hey, I'm being really consistent.
108
00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:51,968
I can't believe this,
109
00:05:51,968 --> 00:05:53,400
Mark is an hour
and a half late.
110
00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,501
Where in the hell
is he?
111
00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:57,000
Well, it's
pretty dark out.
112
00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,901
I mean, maybe
he thinks he's asleep.
113
00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:03,934
Mother,
shut her up.
114
00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:07,634
At least wait
until your sister's out of the room.
115
00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,067
God, I'm not just
going to sit around
116
00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:11,567
and wait for him.
117
00:06:11,567 --> 00:06:13,634
Who does
he think he is?
118
00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:14,567
Don't, Darlene.
119
00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,567
Dan, are you
going to read us the funny parts?
120
00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:23,968
This guy's
paying me to service his snowmobiles.
121
00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:26,801
I figure
I should know what one looks like.
122
00:06:26,801 --> 00:06:30,100
You said it was like
a motorcycle on skis.
123
00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,934
Apparently I lied.
124
00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,801
You can do it, right?
125
00:06:34,801 --> 00:06:38,234
If I don't have
to do drywall, I can do anything.
126
00:06:38,234 --> 00:06:39,300
Ah-choo!
127
00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,267
Why don't you just
vomit on my plate?
128
00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:43,834
Come here, you.
129
00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:46,767
You know, you've been
sneezing all day.
130
00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:48,968
Let me feel
your head here.
131
00:06:48,968 --> 00:06:49,968
I'm o.k.
132
00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:51,467
You don't have a fever,
133
00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,901
but I don't
want you to go
134
00:06:53,901 --> 00:06:55,467
to the bowling alley
tonight.
135
00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:57,968
You'll just run around
and get more sick.
136
00:06:57,968 --> 00:06:59,434
No, I won't.
137
00:06:59,434 --> 00:07:01,367
No, you're going
to stay home.
138
00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:04,400
Hey, Darlene,
can you sit with him?
139
00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,734
No, I'm going out.
140
00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:08,467
What do you mean?
You never go out.
141
00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:09,968
Well, then I feel
142
00:07:09,968 --> 00:07:12,701
I should be
encouraged to do so.
143
00:07:12,701 --> 00:07:14,868
Come on, Darlene.
144
00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,334
No, I can't.
I already told you.
145
00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:18,834
I'm helping Karen
take inventory.
146
00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,267
She's paying me
10 bucks.
147
00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:21,267
O.k.
148
00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:22,634
See ya.
149
00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,067
[Telephone rings]
150
00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,167
Phone.
151
00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:32,133
Oh, no. Let me.
152
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,567
[Ring]
153
00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:36,100
Hello?
154
00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,734
Oh, hi, Nancy.
155
00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:40,701
Jackie? No, Jackie's
not here.
156
00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:42,200
Yeah, I am.
157
00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,767
Oh. Yes, she is.
158
00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:46,634
I told Nancy
to try here if I wasn't home.
159
00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,734
When did you start
talking to Nancy?
160
00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,234
Give me the phone.
161
00:07:50,234 --> 00:07:52,234
Nance? Hi!
I just walked in.
162
00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:53,734
Maybe Jackie
could baby-sit.
163
00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,300
Shh, shh. I can't overhear
what they're saying.
164
00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,734
If I find them tonight,
I'll bring them.
165
00:07:58,734 --> 00:07:59,734
O.k. Sure.
166
00:07:59,734 --> 00:08:01,701
Yeah,
I'll see you there.
167
00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:02,868
O.k. Bye.
168
00:08:02,868 --> 00:08:06,100
Is there a box
of my stuff in your garage?
169
00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,601
Yeah, a couple.
What are you looking for?
170
00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:10,534
Just my old ice skates.
171
00:08:10,534 --> 00:08:12,033
I'm giving them
to Nancy.
172
00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,934
We're going ice-skating
on tuesday.
173
00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:15,934
Like, you're all
chummy with her
174
00:08:15,934 --> 00:08:18,667
after you had
some affair with her husband?
175
00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:20,167
That was not an affair,
176
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,234
That was
a one-night mistake.
177
00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:24,667
And they weren't even
engaged at the time.
178
00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,234
Besides, she and I
talked it through,
179
00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:28,667
and everything's fine
between us.
180
00:08:34,534 --> 00:08:37,033
How come Jackie
and Nancy are going out
181
00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,634
and having
some great time,
182
00:08:38,634 --> 00:08:41,067
and they don't even
think to invite me?
183
00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,701
What does it
matter, dear?
184
00:08:42,701 --> 00:08:45,133
Because
she's my friend, and she's my sister.
185
00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:48,167
They're going
to plan to have some great time together,
186
00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:50,667
and they're not even
thinking to invite me.
187
00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,133
If it wasn't for me,
188
00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,934
they wouldn't even
know each other.
189
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,634
There is the whole
sordid Arnie connection, dear.
190
00:08:56,634 --> 00:08:59,067
Ah, yeah, right.
Like they're getting together
191
00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:02,667
to some little
"I slept with Arnie" fan club
192
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,100
that I can't even be
a member of.
193
00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,501
You know what I mean.
194
00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:20,868
Smoke blowin' down
from a cabin on the hill
195
00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:26,100
Smoke blowin' down
in the street
196
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:33,634
Some kind of sweet-smellin'
mystical backdrop
197
00:09:33,634 --> 00:09:39,934
To the story unfoldin'
at my feet
198
00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:42,467
Used to walk around
199
00:09:42,467 --> 00:09:46,434
With my eyes on fire
200
00:09:46,434 --> 00:09:50,033
My nerves real close
to my skin
201
00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:51,634
Shut the door!
202
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,601
I had a fist full
of questions
203
00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:57,067
And a brand
on my cheek
204
00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,667
And we would
205
00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:03,033
Skate where
the ice got thin
206
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,901
Whoo!
Oh, whoa!
207
00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:05,901
Thank you.
208
00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:07,734
All right!
Yeah!
209
00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:11,000
I'd like to introduce
the band.
210
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,400
Hank, Pete...
211
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,634
That's Jackie,
that's Nancy, that's Roseanne,
212
00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:16,667
And you know
Bonnie, right?
213
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,367
You girls got
any requests?
214
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,501
How about doing
the dishes?
215
00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:21,901
I don't know that one.
216
00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:24,400
How about a nice
romantic dinner?
217
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,801
I'm so hungry.
218
00:10:25,801 --> 00:10:28,400
All right. Band's going out
for a chili dog.
219
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,868
We'll return
in five minutes.
220
00:10:29,868 --> 00:10:30,868
He's good.
221
00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:32,467
Don't tell him that.
222
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:36,234
He'll want
to go on the road, and that's no good.
223
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:37,734
All those beautiful
young girls
224
00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:39,234
Bouncing up
and down saying,
225
00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:40,734
"Get off the stage,
grandpa."
226
00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:43,968
I love him
way too much to let that happen.
227
00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:44,968
Ohh.
228
00:10:44,968 --> 00:10:47,534
I thought you were
with D.J. Tonight.
229
00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:50,033
Mark never showed up,
so Becky's there.
230
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,067
I really
like Bonnie. She's great.
231
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,634
Yeah, she's cool.
232
00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:56,567
Let's invite her
to go ice-skating with us tuesday.
233
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,767
Oh, yeah.
Great. O.k.
234
00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:01,133
J., ready for
another beer?
235
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,133
Yeah, sure.
236
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:05,133
Yo, booze guy,
a couple more!
237
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,634
I like beer.
238
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,133
Oh. Make it three.
239
00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:11,300
Thanks, J.
240
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,868
Is something wrong?
241
00:11:12,868 --> 00:11:14,300
No, nothing's wrong.
242
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,467
O.k. Thank you.
243
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,667
Hmm. My, my, my, my.
244
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,801
Oh, girl,
you are so bad.
245
00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,267
I'm just looking.
246
00:11:23,634 --> 00:11:25,601
You know
I'm totally devoted
247
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,767
to turning Arnie
into something I can live with.
248
00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:31,133
But that doesn't
mean I can't look.
249
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,567
Back me up, Rosie.
You still look, don't you?
250
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,501
After you get
a few kids,
251
00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:38,133
every time you look
at a man,
252
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,133
all's you see
is more kids.
253
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,567
See? That's exactly
what we were talking about.
254
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:43,567
Yeah, really.
255
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,567
What?
256
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,567
Arnie is begging her
to have a kid.
257
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,067
I know that, Jackie.
258
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,634
Jackie was so great.
259
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:53,167
No, now, I didn't
tell you anything
260
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,567
you didn't
already know.
261
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,133
I know,
but I already made up my mind.
262
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,033
I'm not rushing
into anything.
263
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,033
Right.
264
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:03,100
You were talking to
Jackie about kids?
265
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,534
Is that wrong?
266
00:12:04,534 --> 00:12:07,100
Well...Jackie doesn't even
have any kids.
267
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,000
I mean, if anybody
should be telling you
268
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,501
not to have kids,
269
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,567
I think it should be me.
270
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,400
You're sure
you're o.k.?
271
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,901
I'm fine.
272
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:19,300
Well, we weren't
really talking about having kids.
273
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,567
we were talking
about our careers
274
00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:24,601
and how kids would
get in the way right now.
275
00:12:24,601 --> 00:12:26,501
Oh, well, then
that's cool,
276
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:27,934
talking to Jackie
about careers.
277
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:29,501
I mean, after all,
278
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:33,234
she has had more
than anybody else in the world.
279
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:34,667
You're mad at me.
280
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,400
I'm not mad.
281
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,968
I know the difference
282
00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:39,467
between when
you're really mad
283
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,701
and when you're
just being yourself.
284
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,267
I am not mad.
285
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:45,100
You're not
looking at me.
286
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,601
See? When she doesn't
make eye contact,
287
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,968
that means she's mad.
288
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,667
I am looking at you.
289
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,701
See?
290
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:52,767
Ouch.
291
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,701
I didn't want
to start anything
292
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:56,701
in front of your
little friend.
293
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:57,767
Oh.
294
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,267
You're mad at me?
295
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,701
I'm not mad.
296
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,267
Time out. I get it.
297
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,701
Roseanne,
we didn't invite you
298
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,400
Because you hate
ice-skating.
299
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,400
You complain whenever
I try and get you to go.
300
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,267
Last time you went,
you hurt your back.
301
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,834
Nice try.
302
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,334
Do you want
to go ice-skating
303
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:17,767
with me and Nancy on tuesday?
304
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,734
Well, I don't want
any pity invitation.
305
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,534
How about
if we're begging?
306
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,567
O.k.
307
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:30,167
Great.
The three of us will go.
308
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,067
It'll be a lot
of fun.
309
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,467
O.k.
310
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:36,400
Hey, maybe instead
of ice-skating, you know,
311
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,667
we could go see
a real nice movie.
312
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,133
We're going skating.
313
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:44,667
Fine. I guess I just
don't get any say in it.
314
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,367
Yes!
Yeah!
315
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,400
Yes!
316
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,934
All right.
317
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,200
Damn!
318
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,767
It's all right, Ray.
319
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,567
That's six pins we didn't
have a minute ago.
320
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:07,067
Hey, Arnie?
Before you fill up those size 12s,
321
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,701
maybe you ought to get
a designated driver.
322
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,400
Shut up, skinhead.
323
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,400
Settle down.
He's got you rattled.
324
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,868
It's looking bad, Dan.
325
00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:16,400
I'm not going
to worry.
326
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,434
We're down by 30 pins,
327
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:19,934
You're not going
to worry?
328
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,434
When I worry,
my feet sweat.
329
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,000
Come on, Chuckie!
330
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,834
Let's go, big C.!
331
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:29,767
You got to be
on the job site 7:00 monday morning.
332
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,634
I'm going to
have to bail on that drywall job.
333
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:36,567
I just got a big
snowmobile deal down at the shop.
334
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,000
It's all right,
Chuckie.
335
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,634
Pick it up on
the next ball, babe.
336
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,133
I went out
on a limb for you.
337
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,834
You can get
david Carr.
338
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,868
I know who I can get.
339
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:49,234
Sorry, Arnie.
This is a big break for me.
340
00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:50,868
If this deal
pans out,
341
00:14:50,868 --> 00:14:53,534
I'll never have to
take another crappy construction job.
342
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,100
Ooh, almost!
343
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,567
I do construction.
It's not a crappy job.
344
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,100
You know what I mean.
345
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,100
I don't.
346
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,634
I own a bike shop.
347
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,767
I don't have to work
construction.
348
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,534
So you're better
than me?
349
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,234
I didn't say that.
350
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,667
I'm just as smart.
351
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:15,734
Fine.
352
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:18,367
And I'm a better bowler
than you are.
353
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:21,801
Oh, come down
to planet Earth!
354
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:24,267
I'm bowling a 72.
What do you got?
355
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,734
It ain't over yet.
356
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,167
You're acting like
children here.
357
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,734
He started it!
358
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,667
We're all in this together.
Arnie, you're up.
359
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,667
Come on, right
in the pocket, man.
360
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:41,467
Strike!
361
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,901
All right!
82 Plus, all right!
362
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,334
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, o.k.
363
00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:47,400
One strike. Whoopie.
364
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,567
Are you going
to disneyland?
365
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,167
Hey, Dan,
I got my trajectory down now.
366
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,601
There's
no stopping me.
367
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,167
Trajectory?
Do us a favor.
368
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,100
Don't use words
you can't spell.
369
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,601
I can spell jerk, Dan.
370
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,601
Are you calling me
a jerk?
371
00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:02,100
No. A jerk is someone
372
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,100
who sells
a worthless bike shop
373
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,534
to a sucker like you.
374
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,133
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
375
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,133
That's enough!
376
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,200
We start fighting
amongst each other,
377
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,167
we don't
have a chance.
378
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,167
Now, come on, Dan,
you're up.
379
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,100
Let's go.
380
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,334
Strike!
How's that, pinhead?
381
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,334
Lucky, lucky.
382
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,901
I could keep that up
all night.
383
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:34,400
So could I!
384
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,901
Can't you
stop this?
385
00:16:35,901 --> 00:16:37,968
As long as they're
throwing strikes,
386
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:40,467
I don't care
if they kill each other.
387
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,968
That's cold, Chuck.
388
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,400
I ain't drinking beer
out of no shoe.
389
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,901
I heard that, man.
390
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:55,033
Now, look,
you need four pins
391
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,100
and we beat these guys.
392
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,667
Don't think
about anything except four pins.
393
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,434
O.k.
394
00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:03,934
Oh, uh, by the way,
395
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,868
Did Arnie
ever pay you back
396
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,934
all that money
you lent him?
397
00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:08,934
No. Why?
398
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,100
No reason.
399
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:14,601
He just told me
he was shopping for a new car.
400
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,467
Five! Five! Five!
401
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,133
All right!
402
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:35,133
We're not the worst!
We're not the worst!
403
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,968
We're not the worst!
We're not the worst!
404
00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:39,400
We're not the--
405
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,901
Good game, Dan.
406
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:42,467
Yeah, you, too, Arn.
407
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,901
Listen, I'm sorry
about, uh--
408
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,400
Yeah, me, too.
We won!
409
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,400
This is what ninth
place feels like. It feels good!
410
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,767
Yeah. Hey,
let's go buy Frank a beer
411
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,901
While his shoes
are still ripe.
412
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:54,400
All right, men!
413
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,367
There we go.
414
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:07,434
Send this over
to that table
415
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,934
with our compliments.
416
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,434
The odor-eater
is floating to the top
417
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:12,868
on that one, Dan.
418
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,434
Oh, well...
Then it needs a twist.
419
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:17,934
Yeah, make sure
Frank gets that one.
420
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:19,467
Bowlers.
421
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,534
Hi. Am I too late
to see Duke?
422
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,434
Oh, no. He's got
another set.
423
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,234
Oh, good.
424
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:30,167
The management
of the Lanford lanes
425
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,734
Would like to congratulate
the new league champions--
426
00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:35,534
The lucky strikes!
427
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:37,033
And the wrecking ballers
428
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,434
for crawling out
of last place
429
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:42,200
for the first time
in three years!
430
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,200
There's someone
worse than us!
431
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,734
There's someone
worse than us!
432
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,300
O.k., I want to bring
433
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,734
a fresh set of lungs
up here now.
434
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,300
So put your hands together
435
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,601
for my old lady
miss Bonnie watkins!
436
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:07,033
Roll on down
437
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:11,400
I'm gonna roll on down
with you
438
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,300
Roll on down
439
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,901
I'm gonna roll on down
with you
440
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,400
Talk to them.
441
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,067
Restless dreams
of your love drift
442
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:28,467
Elusively again
443
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:32,634
The thought
of our love churnin', darlin'
444
00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:36,133
Warms me like
the southern wind
445
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:41,400
And if you really
want me
446
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,701
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do
447
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:49,767
I'm gonna rock one night
in nashville
448
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:53,667
I'm gonna roll on down
with you
449
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:58,167
I said roll on down
450
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:01,334
I'm gonna roll on down
with you
451
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,334
Oh, yeah, hey
452
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:07,367
Roll on down
453
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:10,734
I'm gonna roll on
454
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:13,734
Down
455
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,334
With
456
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:21,267
You
457
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:28,367
Thank you.
458
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,667
Thank you,
thank you.
459
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,067
Whatever happened
to that sled
460
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,634
that we gave D.J.
For his birthday?
461
00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:50,367
I think it's down
in the basement. Why?
462
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,868
I was just thinking
463
00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:54,400
that I could take it
to the skating rink,
464
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,167
and then Jackie and
Nancy could push me around on it.
465
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,601
I'm sure they'd
love that, dear.
466
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,133
Who the hell are you?
467
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,300
Kevin.
468
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,434
Kevin who?
469
00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:17,100
Kevin Healy.
I'm Mark's brother.
470
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,767
What are you
doing here?
471
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,334
Mark and Becky went out.
472
00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:22,634
They're paying me
to watch Steej.
473
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:27,000
Oh, and
where is "Steej"?
474
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,934
I made him go to bed.
475
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,334
He was getting
on my nerves.
476
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:32,567
I'm home.
477
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:36,334
They just
left you here alone, and that was it?
478
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,834
Maybe she thought
she'd get home before you.
479
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,400
Maybe she doesn't care.
480
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,501
Hey, for 3 bucks,
I'm not covering for her.
481
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:45,000
I know you, don't I?
482
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,367
You're a sophomore,
right?
483
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:47,534
Yeah.
484
00:21:47,534 --> 00:21:50,033
You hang out
with Dave Mallone and those guys?
485
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:51,100
Sometimes.
486
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,767
My name's Kevin.
487
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:53,767
I'm Darlene.
488
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,767
I know.
489
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,334
We had detention
together once.
490
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:59,467
I thought
I saw you there,
491
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,968
but I didn't think
you saw me.
492
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:04,367
Yeah. I saw you.
493
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,200
I like your hair.
494
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,434
It's just...
495
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:09,901
totally
out of control.
496
00:22:10,968 --> 00:22:12,434
Thanks. Yours, too.
497
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:13,434
Thanks.
498
00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:16,200
Do you have
detention tomorrow?
499
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200
Oh, I'm not sure yet.
500
00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:24,000
Well, looks like
Darlene's got her a little friend.
501
00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:27,801
His name's Kevin.
502
00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:29,968
He's Mark's
little brother.
503
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:32,234
Come on, Kev.
I'll give you a ride home.
504
00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:43,234
Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org
505
00:22:43,284 --> 00:22:47,834
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
34056
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
