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How long do we
have to stay here?
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Just till your dad
gets back.
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Why? Do you have
some date with Mark or something?
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No. We're fighting.
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What about?
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Well, he's a pig.
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The whole world
revolves around him.
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I swear, mother,
I'm so sick of it.
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I'm thinking of
telling him to bug off.
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Don't toy with me,
Becky.
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[Horn beeps]
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Finally.
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[Horn beeps]
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Hey, look. It's
a little baby bike.
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Get off it, honey.
You'll kill it.
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I thought it was cute,
so I traded it for that triumph I rebuilt.
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That was a $7,000 bike.
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Then what am I
doing with this $8,000 check?
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Oh!
Oh!
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We're not
going to die!
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Oh!
Oh!
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This is great!
Can I get a car?
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No!
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But we just got
all this money.
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It's for us.
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Yeah. Get
your own money, see.
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So how much can we get
for this here scooter?
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I don't know.
A couple hundred bucks.
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Well-built, low mileage.
Good engine.
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It's a good
little scooter.
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Well, let's haul it out there
to the showroom floor.
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No. I don't
want it out there with the real bikes.
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Well, I'll take it.
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No way.
Out of the question.
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Why not?
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[Bell rings]
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Don't think
you can't handle it.
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You don't know that till
you give me a chance.
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Becky, I gotta go
deal with a customer. The answer's no.
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Mom.
He said no.
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Mom, dad sells
motorcycles.
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I mean,
he must think that--
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Can I help you?
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Yeah. I was thinking about
getting one of these.
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You ever ride before?
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No.
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Well, what we have here is
mainly restored classics,
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which is perfect
for the first-timer.
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I like that one.
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'73 Norton.
Good choice.
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Go ahead.
Sit on it.
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Feel it.
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Dad, you're being
really unfair.
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I'm working now,
honey.
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Becky, you get
back in here!
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This is great.
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Yeah.
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Roseanne:
I said no!
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Becky:
give me one good reason.
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Because bikes kill!
Ok, Becky?
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I mean, just ask
your aunt Jackie.
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When she was a cop,
she used to scrape kids
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Like you off the street
all the time.
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And don't think
a helmet's gonna help.
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All's that does is
catch your brains
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After they fall
out of your skull.
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[Chime rings,
door shuts]
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Don't forget to tell
your friends about us.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[Telephone rings]
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[Ring]
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[Ring]
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[Ring]
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[Ring]
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Hi. We're unable to
get to the phone right now,
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So leave a message,
and we'll get back to you.
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Thanks. Bye. Beep.
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Dan: what happened to,
"bikes are dangerous"?
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Roseanne:
I used to think that
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Till you said
what you said.
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What did I say?
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"No daughter
of mine is going to ride a bike."
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That is what
you said, Dan.
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"No daughter
of mine's going to ride a bike."
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You know, like
it's ok for a boy, but not for a girl.
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No. I meant,
Becky's my daughter,
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And no daughter of mine,
such as Becky,
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Is going to
ride a motorcycle.
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Oh, bull.
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It's true.
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Oh, yeah? Well, if D.J. Was 17
and he wanted a bike,
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Would you let him
have one?
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You really want
Becky risking her life on a motorcycle?
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Well, if the only reason
you're saying no
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Is because
she's a girl, then yes.
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What?
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I'm getting
a motorcycle.
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No way.
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Uh-huh.
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Mom and dad are gonna
let you have a bike?
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It's not a matter
of letting me have it, Darlene.
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It's a matter of women
being exploited by men for centuries.
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I don't
believe you, Dan.
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You're still,
like, living in the fifties.
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Go on. Risk your child's
life just to spite me.
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I don't need
your permission.
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Mom, I'm really sorry you had
to have that fight with dad.
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It's ok.
I won.
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Well, I guess
I shouldn't pick up the scooter for a couple days,
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Huh? You know, let dad
get used to the idea.
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You're not
getting any bike.
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Well, you
were just saying--
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Forget what I said.
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They're dangerous.
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Oh, for a girl,
is that it?
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If D.J. Was 17
and he wanted a bike, you'd let him.
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No, I would not.
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But I would let Darlene,
so figure that one out.
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You know,
you're worse than dad,
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Because you're a woman,
and you should know better.
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Hey, Becky,
if you want a car,
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Then you
can just go get a job and buy yourself a car,
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but you're not
getting a bike!
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And you...
What is it with you?
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All you do is just lay
here on the couch staring at that stupid TV.
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One dumb rerun
after another.
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And I do it
as well as any man.
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[Door slams]
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Sorry I'm late.
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Sorry. I got tied up
at trucking school.
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I am really
enjoying it,
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And my teacher told me
that he thought I was doing really good.
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Only he's not sure
that I can handle the solitude
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That a trucker's got
to live with, right,
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So he dares me to sit
in one one of the rigs
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For three hours, alone,
no one to talk to,
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No one's talking to me.
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For three hours...alone.
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And I did it,
and I feel great.
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Hip-hip-hooray, huh?
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Hello.
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You guys, you're just
screwing with me, right?
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We have had a fight,
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And we're not
speaking to each other.
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Oh.
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Well, what was
the fight about?
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Maybe I can
take a side.
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D.J., what did you do
in school today?
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Nothing.
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Oh, well...
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That must have been
really fun for you.
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Becky,
you going to, uh...
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You gonna run
for student council again this year?
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Oh, I can't.
I got to get a job.
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Sure, student
council will help me get into college,
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But hey,
who needs a future?
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Good.
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Good.
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Darlene, how's
that first year
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of high school
treating you?
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Oh, don't
drag me into this.
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You answer her, Darlene.
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Why?
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Because if you don't,
she will come after me next.
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High school's
very educational, aunt Jackie.
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You make
the basketball team?
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Of course she made it.
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I didn't make first string.
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Give it time.
You're only a freshman.
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When's your
first game?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean
you don't know?
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I mean, I don't know.
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I quit the team.
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What are you
talking about?
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I am no longer
on the basketball team.
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You didn't
talk to me first?
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Well, it's
my decision, isn't it?
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What happened?
You didn't make first string,
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So you're just
bailing out?
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Look, I got
other stuff to do.
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What other stuff?
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Hey, it's not like it
was gonna be my career.
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Stop putting
this jock label on me.
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See, there you
go again, Dan. You're doing it again.
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Oh, god, here we go.
Roseanne,
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This has nothing
to do with Becky or the scooter
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Or with women's lib.
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Oh, it's just
so easy for you, isn't it, Dan?
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Darlene is the jock,
and Becky's the brain.
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What am I?
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We don't know yet.
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Darlene's got a lot
of talent, Roseanne.
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She doesn't want to
be your little jock, Dan,
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So stop using her to fulfill
some of your fantasies
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About being some great
girl basketball player.
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Fine. Darlene,
you want to be a quitter, be a quitter.
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I give up.
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Quitter.
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You know, I thought
that was a really good point--
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Shut up, Jackie.
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Mother, there are
absolutely no jobs
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Out there
that are right for me.
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I mean, I need
something that'll leave me time to study
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And help around
the house.
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I mean, you know,
what if you really need me here
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And I'm off
at some stupid job?
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You know, you're right, Becky.
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You should forget
about the stupid job,
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Because you know what?
Your father and I have decided
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That we're just going
to get you your very own little convertible.
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Really?
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Yes, and you're gonna
be able to drive it
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Right up to your palatial
four-bedroom condo
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Overlooking
beautiful lake not!
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello.
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Yeah. Darlene,
it's for you.
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Who is it?
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Who is it?
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It's Marcy.
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What does she want?
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I don't know
what she--
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She wants you to
pick up the phone.
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How'd that kid
get so damn rude?
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She must
get it from dad.
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Hello.
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Oh, nothing.
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Nah.
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Ok. Bye.
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Oh, gee, Darlene.
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I wish you could
open up to me like that.
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What did Marcy want?
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Nothing.
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She called for nothing?
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She wanted to
do something. I didn't feel like it.
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Yeah, well, so what
are you going to do?
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Nothing.
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That's what
you did last weekend.
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Yeah, well,
I'm not finished.
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Come on, Darlene.
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It's a beautiful day.
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I want you to go out
there and do something.
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I don't want
to do something.
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00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,601
Well, I want you to.
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Now come on, go on.
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What should I do,
mother?
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Well...ok.
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You need some
school clothes, right?
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I'm gonna give you my
Rodbell's charge card,
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And I want you to
go down to the mall
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And pick yourself
out something.
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What?
255
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:25,501
I don't need
any clothes, mom.
256
00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:27,868
Here's the card.
Just do it.
257
00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:29,267
What should I buy?
258
00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:30,501
I don't know.
259
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,801
Go try to find something
to blend in with the couch.
260
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:37,267
Oh, so that's
the way it works around here?
261
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:39,767
You lie around
like a hairball,
262
00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,767
And you get
free clothes?
263
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,767
Maybe if I lapse
into a coma,
264
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,200
I'll get that car.
265
00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:57,267
Okey dokey,
here we go.
266
00:12:57,267 --> 00:13:00,901
Now, that is espresso.
267
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:02,400
Am I right, Roseanne?
268
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,634
Eew, I hate it. Blah.
269
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:07,667
Well, it is generally
enjoyed by those of us
270
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,167
With a more refined palate.
271
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,167
I realize it'll never be
the beverage of choice
272
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,133
Down at the harvest hoedown.
273
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:17,601
Well, golly gee,
Bonnie mae.
274
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:20,100
This coffee does
taste right good,
275
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,400
But how am I supposed
to dip my doughnut
276
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,334
into this teensy weensy
little glass?
277
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,901
Little help here.
278
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:29,100
Just push the espresso.
279
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:32,968
Hi, Walter.
280
00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:35,767
How's everything up
in the electronics department?
281
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,434
26 TVs,
282
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:41,467
And my boss wants
them all tuned to MTV and sports.
283
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,968
Not news,
not the real world.
284
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:45,968
No. The real world's
depressing.
285
00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,601
The real world
doesn't sell TVs.
286
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:48,601
Sex sells. Right?
287
00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:50,067
Sex is all
anybody wants, right?
288
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,067
If the tropical
rain forest
289
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,567
Looked like
a big pair of breasts,
290
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,367
We'd take
better care of it.
291
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,968
Uh, you want
some espresso, Walter?
292
00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:01,167
Fine.
293
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,200
No espresso
for Walter.
294
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,701
He might explode.
295
00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:07,701
Oh, come on, Leon.
It'll be fun.
296
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,300
All right,
but take away his silverware.
297
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,334
Hi. Here.
298
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,200
Bye.
Thanks.
299
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,200
Aren't you going to
say hi to Bonnie?
300
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,200
Hello, Bonnie.
301
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,267
Hi, Darlene.
302
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,267
Let's see
what you bought.
303
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:23,601
Ok, I'll miss the bus.
304
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,834
Here,
knock yourself out.
305
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,968
Ok, let's
check it out here.
306
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,067
Wow.
307
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,300
Mm-hmm.
308
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:37,667
Mm-hmm.
309
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,667
You didn't happen to
accidentally pick up
310
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,567
Zorro's bag by mistake?
311
00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:49,567
Are you making some sort
of a statement here?
312
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,200
No, I just like them.
313
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,467
What's the matter?
314
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,300
Nothing. Bye.
315
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,300
No. You hang out a while.
I'll give you a ride home.
316
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,300
Well, how long's
it gonna be?
317
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,300
Leon, how much longer
till I'm off?
318
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,734
Well, you're
on the schedule for one more hour, Roseanne.
319
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:07,133
I'll just get my coat.
320
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:09,167
No. I'll walk.
321
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,601
Boy.
322
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:17,267
I don't know what's with her.
She's been like this for a couple of weeks now.
323
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:19,300
She just isn't
into anything.
324
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,801
You know what?
325
00:15:20,801 --> 00:15:24,400
Maybe she's having
a hard time adjusting to high school.
326
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,033
Maybe. I don't know.
327
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,367
Well...
328
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:30,367
I don't know what
to tell you, Roseanne,
329
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,868
Except if it's a boy...
330
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:34,601
No. 'Cause remember
that Barry kid?
331
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,601
Valentine's day Dance?
332
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:40,601
Yeah. Well, she's like,
really mental over him there for a while, right?
333
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,200
So he drops by
the other day,
334
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:46,100
And she spends
the whole time just watching TV and totally ignoring him.
335
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,601
I mean, ok, I used to watch TV
and ignore Dan, too,
336
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:52,767
But only when
we were making out.
337
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,267
What about her friends?
338
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,901
What if
she's hanging around with a bad influence.
339
00:15:56,901 --> 00:16:01,267
No. Darlene always
was the bad influence.
340
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,667
Hey.
341
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,667
Hey.
342
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,667
Watching basketball.
343
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:19,667
Mm-hmm.
344
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,667
Mind if I join you?
345
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,834
Sure.
346
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,601
I love pre-season
basketball.
347
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:30,100
You get a chance
to watch guys
348
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,200
that'll be on
the next plane
349
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,934
to the italian league
in about 10 minutes.
350
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,100
Oh, and he misses
the easy lay-up.
351
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,100
Buon giorno.
352
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,601
Look at this guy.
353
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:40,100
Cut it out.
What?
354
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,100
I quit because I didn't
want to play, all right?
355
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,601
I didn't say anything.
356
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,100
Come on, dad.
Just do it.
357
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,601
Quitters never win,
winners never quit.
358
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,200
I let go of that
two weeks ago, Darlene.
359
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,300
Yeah, right.
I did.
360
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,200
Yeah? Well, then how come
you just sat down
361
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,767
And started talking
about basketball?
362
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,267
It was on TV.
363
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,734
That's not it. All we ever
talk about is basketball.
364
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:02,734
No, any time I try
to talk to you about anything,
365
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,167
You turn it
into basketball, and you run away.
366
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,167
Face it, dad. All we ever used
to do is talk about sports.
367
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,667
Well, I'm a big girl--
368
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:12,167
Right, right,
and I label you.
369
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,167
Well, that's crap.
370
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,667
We used to
talk about everything.
371
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,667
We could talk
about anything. I still want to.
372
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,601
Come on. Pick a topic.
I'll yak all night.
373
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:23,534
Yak away.
Just leave me out of it.
374
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,033
And there she goes.
She's off.
375
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:29,033
Around the couch
and up the stairs right into her room,
376
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:30,133
Where she'll
hide out like she always does.
377
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,534
Well, let me tell you
something, little missy.
378
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:33,567
I don't need to
stand here
379
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,067
And have you
not talk to me.
380
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,501
I got a wife
and two other kids
381
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:40,100
That are perfectly happy
not to talk to me!
382
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,167
What?
383
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,868
Where the hell
you been?
384
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,067
What's with you?
385
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,567
Darlene's turning
into a zombie,
386
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,067
And you're
doing nothing.
387
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,567
I'm doing the best I can, Dan.
388
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,067
Why's this about me?
389
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:59,067
I didn't raise her alone,
buddy.
390
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,534
Yeah, well, you
let her do whatever the hell she wants.
391
00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:04,167
If it was up to me,
Darlene would still be playing basketball.
392
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,000
Basketball is not
her problem, Dan.
393
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,501
I know that! You think
I don't know that?!
394
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,200
What do you think I am,
stupid?
395
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,834
What are you
yelling at me for?
396
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,200
Because I'm angry,
and I need to yell,
397
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,234
And you're standing
in front of me, and she's not!
398
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:16,234
Oh, ok.
399
00:18:16,234 --> 00:18:17,734
Well, you keep yelling, honey,
400
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:22,100
and when it's
my turn to yell, you just point at me.
401
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,567
What are we
going to do?
402
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,567
Well, we'll just talk to her
calmly and rationally
403
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,167
and sensitively
until she cracks.
404
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:34,901
Darlene!
405
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:37,434
I already tried it.
It's your turn.
406
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,767
Darlene!
407
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400
What?
408
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,901
Hi, honey.
Sit down.
409
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:48,400
Jeez. I just did this
with dad.
410
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,400
Oh, right, like that
counts for anything.
411
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,901
Here. Sit down
and talk to mommy.
412
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:55,901
Can we just
get this over with, please?
413
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,400
Ok. Well,
I'm really worried about you, Darlene.
414
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,834
You're like, withdrawn
and distant and...
415
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:05,434
I just wondered
if there's anything you want to talk about.
416
00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:07,100
No.
417
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,601
Oh, come on, Darlene.
You know how impressed your dad would be
418
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:12,667
If you'd tell me
what the problem is and I could fix it?
419
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,767
Why is everyone
so sure that there's some problem?
420
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:18,767
Well, because you
don't go anyplace, you don't do anything.
421
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,567
You know, at least
when you had basketball--
422
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,234
Basketball.
Here we go again.
423
00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:23,734
Oh, come on, Darlene.
424
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,234
Come on back.
425
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:28,234
I'm not telling you
to play basketball.
426
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,167
I think it's about
the stupidest sport in the world anyway.
427
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,567
And I spent all 4 years
of high school pretending like I had cramps
428
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,667
So I didn't
have to play it,
429
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,167
But I don't know.
430
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,667
It seemed like
when you had basketball,
431
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,067
You cared
about something, you know?
432
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,801
What do you
care about now?
433
00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:43,234
I care about
being left alone.
434
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:47,200
Are you
doing drugs, Darlene?
435
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,834
No!
436
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,667
Would you tell me
if you were?
437
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,868
If I was,
no, I wouldn't tell you,
438
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:55,167
But since I'm not,
the answer is no.
439
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,767
Why should I believe you?
440
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,267
Because I'm saying it.
441
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,767
You can search my room,
give me a blood test,
442
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,000
Do whatever you want.
443
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
So what is it, Darlene?
444
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,667
Is it school?
445
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,801
It's school,
it's my friends, it's the way I look,
446
00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:12,067
It's you, it's dad,
it's everything.
447
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,701
Well, ok.
448
00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:17,801
I mean, I can
really relate to that, 'cause when I was--
449
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,000
Please, mom.
450
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,334
I don't want
you to help me.
451
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:23,968
I just want you
to leave me alone, please.
452
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,400
Dad, what did you do
to the meatloaf?
453
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,767
Well, I guess
I burned it, didn't I?
454
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:47,467
But you can
scrape off the outside and still eat the inside.
455
00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,300
I don't like it.
456
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,000
You didn't even taste it.
457
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,501
I want peanut butter
and jelly.
458
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,000
Hey, I'm not a restaurant, ok?
459
00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,400
You eat what I cook,
or you don't eat at all.
460
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,801
Jeez.
461
00:21:03,801 --> 00:21:06,834
[Scraping]
462
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:21,234
I want peanut butter
and jelly.
463
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:29,734
Uh, I'm going
to go see if Darlene wants to come down.
464
00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:32,234
I really should
talk to her.
465
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:34,934
Dan, just
leave her alone.
466
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:41,267
Ok.
467
00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:48,400
Tv: thank you very much.
468
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,701
Welcome to a brand-new season
on the $100,000 pyramid.
469
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,167
[Continues indistinctly]
470
00:22:01,801 --> 00:22:02,734
Ohh.
471
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,434
Ohh.
472
00:22:25,467 --> 00:22:28,334
I'm depressed.
473
00:22:28,334 --> 00:22:30,667
You're not getting
the scooter, Becky.
474
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,501
Damn it!
475
00:22:38,434 --> 00:22:39,934
What a dweeb.
476
00:22:39,934 --> 00:22:41,400
Yeah.
477
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:52,501
11 Points in the game.
the bulls lead is 6.
478
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,000
3:36 Left to go in the half.
479
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,501
Michael Jordan into
the front court, outside left.
480
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:59,000
Paxson between the circles
plays it right side to Grant.
481
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Horace speeds it
back left to Jordan.
482
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Michael steps in the lane.
483
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,534
Hangs the ball
off to Paxson right side.
484
00:23:06,534 --> 00:23:09,534
Now Cliff with a 13-footer
out front right through.
485
00:23:09,534 --> 00:23:10,667
Cliff Levingston...
486
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,033
Just checking.
487
00:23:18,033 --> 00:23:28,033
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