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This piece is killer, 10 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,543 but it sounds like a slow. 11 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:08,752 Take it from the top. 12 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:14,585 All the way from the top. 13 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:18,918 I'm coming. 14 00:02:19,543 --> 00:02:22,793 It's 6 p.m. I have to set up the tables. 15 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:24,543 Shit! The babysitter! 16 00:02:25,168 --> 00:02:27,543 The tour's gonna be a nightmare. 17 00:02:28,002 --> 00:02:30,710 Did you talk to Yoyo? 18 00:02:31,502 --> 00:02:32,543 It's Yue-Yu. 19 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:35,210 You talk to her about Romania? 20 00:02:35,418 --> 00:02:37,543 I was waiting for confirmation. 21 00:02:37,752 --> 00:02:40,710 I can't confirm if we have no wheels. 22 00:02:40,918 --> 00:02:42,543 I'll talk to her. 23 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:47,627 I'm warning you... 24 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,252 Next fall, we practice Sundays 25 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,543 and Thursdays. 26 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:58,293 Death to passion, death, death. 27 00:03:58,502 --> 00:04:01,960 Death to routine, to schmaltz, to early mornings. 28 00:04:02,377 --> 00:04:06,168 Death to work, family, country. 29 00:04:06,793 --> 00:04:09,377 Death to comfort and good intentions. 30 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:12,960 Death to love. 31 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,043 And through my voice 32 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:19,293 may Death show its true face. 33 00:04:19,502 --> 00:04:21,043 Alexandre, 34 00:04:21,752 --> 00:04:23,543 I'm ready. 35 00:04:24,293 --> 00:04:25,543 I'm coming. 36 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:28,960 Sleep tight. 37 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:31,127 By the way, 38 00:04:31,585 --> 00:04:33,377 a man called for you. 39 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:35,960 Who was it? 40 00:04:36,127 --> 00:04:37,377 I can't remember. 41 00:04:37,627 --> 00:04:38,585 What did he want? 42 00:04:43,377 --> 00:04:44,377 It's okay. 43 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:46,043 He'll call back. 44 00:04:47,668 --> 00:04:49,543 Or else promise me something. 45 00:04:49,835 --> 00:04:52,085 Go off to camp with your pals. 46 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:54,418 But when you get back, a haircut. 47 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:55,543 What? 48 00:04:55,752 --> 00:04:58,210 My hair is my personality. 49 00:04:58,377 --> 00:04:59,960 - I won't touch it. - Second... 50 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,502 Shit, there's more? 51 00:05:02,752 --> 00:05:05,460 Quit all this satanic rock nonsense. 52 00:05:05,627 --> 00:05:08,627 First, it's not nonsense. 53 00:05:08,793 --> 00:05:09,918 It's very real. 54 00:05:10,085 --> 00:05:12,418 Second, it's not satanic rock. 55 00:05:12,585 --> 00:05:15,252 It's Black Metal. Totally different. 56 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:16,835 And third, 57 00:05:17,127 --> 00:05:18,377 I... 58 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:19,877 It's not that easy. 59 00:05:20,085 --> 00:05:22,168 - You're scared of Alex. - I am not. 60 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:23,752 - You're scared of Alex. - I am not! 61 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:26,210 Stop that. I'm not a teenager! 62 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:30,085 I run a business. I earn a living. I keep this joint going. 63 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:33,043 I'll get him in here and tell him what's what. 64 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,960 Can I have a fork? 65 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:54,543 I was just thinking, we could... 66 00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:55,918 Who is it? 67 00:05:56,085 --> 00:05:57,085 No one, it's Erik. 68 00:05:57,418 --> 00:05:58,585 Good evening. 69 00:05:59,127 --> 00:06:00,418 What do you want? 70 00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:04,085 It's Rita... the mother of a kid I give guitar lessons to. 71 00:06:04,252 --> 00:06:07,502 She was sort of putting me up and we were... 72 00:06:08,043 --> 00:06:10,918 We had a clash and... Some monogamy crap. 73 00:06:12,418 --> 00:06:13,543 No more babes. 74 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:15,793 I quit. I've had it. 75 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:16,877 Got a dictionary? 76 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:20,627 What mugs. 77 00:06:22,668 --> 00:06:25,585 On top of Romania we might have a gig in Ukraine. 78 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,877 I get it... 79 00:06:29,502 --> 00:06:32,960 Did you know boor isn't an animal? 80 00:06:34,085 --> 00:06:38,043 To obtain quality strawberries, French producers use two systems... 81 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,877 Indoor and outdoor production. 82 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:42,960 Plants are kept off the ground 83 00:06:43,127 --> 00:06:45,585 or planted in compost beds. 84 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:50,460 All our strawberries are protected by tunnels. 85 00:06:50,918 --> 00:06:52,168 Did it go okay? 86 00:06:54,085 --> 00:06:55,543 Sure, great. 87 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:57,627 And the rehearsal? 88 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,043 You know what? 89 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,043 I'm much happier with the kids 90 00:07:03,252 --> 00:07:05,502 than drinking and hammering my bass. 91 00:07:07,877 --> 00:07:09,127 Don't say that. 92 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:13,210 What about the tour? 93 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:14,543 It's nowhere. 94 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:19,502 You've got as many lives as you like, and more, 95 00:07:19,668 --> 00:07:21,668 even ones you don't want. 96 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:23,585 HAPPY FU 97 00:07:23,752 --> 00:07:24,960 Is it a music problem? 98 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:28,793 I still like Black Metal, that's not the problem, 99 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,210 but to listen to, to relax. 100 00:07:31,377 --> 00:07:32,960 Like me. 101 00:07:33,543 --> 00:07:36,043 Anyway if I do it, it's for you. 102 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:37,960 Really? 103 00:07:39,252 --> 00:07:40,627 With the restaurant... 104 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,002 For me, it's Michele. All alone with the kids. 105 00:07:44,377 --> 00:07:46,418 Don't sweat it. I was gonna quit. 106 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:49,543 - No shit? - Not at all. 107 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:53,002 I'm a Guitar Hero. I haven't soloed in 15 years. 108 00:07:53,502 --> 00:07:54,377 I'm quitting, too. 109 00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:56,085 Me, too. 110 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:06,918 Happy birthday, Rocky. 111 00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:17,835 Satan is with us, guys. 112 00:08:18,002 --> 00:08:19,377 You almost missed the cake. 113 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:21,085 Let's open the gifts. 114 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,752 Come on, kids. 115 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,002 Hellfest called me. They want us. 116 00:08:27,252 --> 00:08:28,877 The Hellfest? 117 00:08:31,252 --> 00:08:32,960 Wait a minute... who... how...? 118 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:36,168 A band cancelled. But so what? It's a sign. 119 00:08:36,752 --> 00:08:38,293 You know who's headlining? 120 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:40,252 Dozzy Cooper. 121 00:08:40,668 --> 00:08:42,210 Holy shit, Dozzy Cooper! 122 00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:45,002 We play Sunday. 123 00:08:45,627 --> 00:08:46,918 What do you mean? 124 00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:48,793 Hellfest is this Sunday? 125 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,210 I see you stay with it. 126 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:54,168 They need a French Black Metal band. There're scarce. 127 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:56,002 It's too big for us. 128 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:57,835 You'll have to blast it like never. 129 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,335 Hellfest. 130 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:05,835 Hey] 131 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:07,877 Who gave the kid a bayonet? 132 00:09:09,877 --> 00:09:12,335 It's real. I scoured 20 antique shops. 133 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:13,918 It even killed Germans. 134 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:18,460 MY bayonet! 135 00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:21,627 For her meds, Debridat 50 noon and night, 136 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:24,835 Levothyrox 75 in the morning. 137 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,585 And a glass of wine 138 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:29,210 with every meal. 139 00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:33,335 I know, but she enjoys it. 140 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,168 First question, Francis: 141 00:09:37,002 --> 00:09:39,668 What for Karl Marx was the opium of the masses? 142 00:09:39,835 --> 00:09:41,168 French pop. 143 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:43,752 - Religion? - Right you are. 144 00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:18,418 What are you doing? 145 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,335 Breaking it in. 146 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,668 It'll take years at this rate. 147 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:26,960 I have a 5-year car loan up my ass. 148 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,543 I'm not fucking it up after two miles. 149 00:10:32,085 --> 00:10:35,668 How about some music? This silence is killing me. 150 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,043 Put some on. 151 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:44,502 I'll turn on the player. 152 00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:47,877 What's that? 153 00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:51,335 Sorry. That's Yue-Yu's. 154 00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:52,877 There. 155 00:10:56,377 --> 00:11:00,335 I hadn't seen the system. Not bad. It must be out of the future. 156 00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:03,002 CD player. 157 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:05,585 It even has shuffle mode. 158 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,085 - Shuffle your ass and sit down. - All right. 159 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,418 Nobody changes the order of a CD, is that clear? 160 00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:14,168 Imagine reading and changing the page order. 161 00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:15,252 Well, I never read. 162 00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:17,960 Jerks like you turn Metal into nonsense. 163 00:11:19,627 --> 00:11:20,752 Bass boost? 164 00:11:21,585 --> 00:11:23,668 Bass boost. 165 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,710 No more skulls, maces, fire balls. 166 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:43,377 I kept it simple: Dead Stifs. Period. 167 00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:47,377 Cool. 168 00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,502 So we keep the spelling error? 169 00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:55,960 I also made a dragon version for Asian audiences. 170 00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:58,793 Shoulda asked me. It's the year of the Rabbit. 171 00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:02,960 I'm not sticking a rabbit on a Black Metal t-shirt. 172 00:12:03,252 --> 00:12:07,252 Second: since you're nervous, we won't go directly to Hellfest. 173 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:08,710 What? 174 00:12:08,877 --> 00:12:10,543 What's the game? 175 00:12:11,335 --> 00:12:14,168 We'll do a warm-up gig on the road 176 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,127 just to bond the group. 177 00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:17,752 I wanted to see concerts. 178 00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:21,793 You're a tourist at heart when you should be a demi-god. 179 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,377 We're this year's music scene. 180 00:12:57,752 --> 00:13:00,793 Have you pissed in your john lately? 181 00:13:01,085 --> 00:13:03,418 There's panpipe music! That's fascist. 182 00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:06,293 The longer we wait, the harder. 183 00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,960 Same here when I gotta go. 184 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:10,877 No, harder to say we quit. 185 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,710 So let's tell him. 186 00:13:16,377 --> 00:13:17,418 We have to. 187 00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:26,460 Let's make tracks. I smashed his radio. 188 00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:10,960 You sure it's here? 189 00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:15,168 Did you tell them what we do? 190 00:14:15,502 --> 00:14:19,252 Guys, when you believe in your music, you can play anywhere. 191 00:15:23,377 --> 00:15:24,210 Oh, my God. 192 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:26,543 Outrageous. 193 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:58,043 What's that? 194 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,627 Is there a problem? 195 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,043 Good timing, Batman. 196 00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:14,210 Here. 197 00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:15,710 - What's that? - The rental. 198 00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:20,085 Put it away and turn the sound back on. We have to keep warm. 199 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:23,043 That's sick stuff. There's been a mixup. 200 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,085 Hold on. 201 00:16:24,252 --> 00:16:26,918 We had a deal. I paid, we play, period. 202 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,377 Not if you scare customers away. 203 00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:30,627 I'm the customer. 204 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,543 Get out. 205 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:36,168 Want me to wipe off your makeup? 206 00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:38,918 - Everything okay? - Just great. 207 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,793 - What's going on? - The man loves what we do. 208 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,293 What's that? 209 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,835 We got paid? 210 00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:47,502 Sure. It's for you. 211 00:16:48,335 --> 00:16:49,502 And this is for you. 212 00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:51,168 Do we continue? 213 00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:52,502 Gimme 5 minutes. 214 00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,668 Have a drink while I settle something. 215 00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:58,460 Shit. 216 00:17:00,877 --> 00:17:01,835 There a problem? 217 00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:05,085 Get me my shotgun. 218 00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:21,793 Alex... we gotta tell you something. 219 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,127 Me too. I'm proud. 220 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:28,585 We've had some mythic concerts but that one shoots to the Top Five. 221 00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:31,085 We played two minutes. 222 00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:32,918 Two brilliant minutes. 223 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,502 Which that audience is not about to forget. 224 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,460 That's for sure. 225 00:17:38,002 --> 00:17:39,293 See that blonde in the middle? 226 00:17:39,627 --> 00:17:41,043 The pharmacist? 227 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,543 How do you know she's a pharmacist? 228 00:17:43,877 --> 00:17:45,918 She looked like one. 229 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:53,877 What faces! 230 00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:57,960 If we keep this spirit we're gonna knock 'em dead. 231 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,710 But fix your squirters. 232 00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:05,002 No kidding. I almost fired myself. 233 00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:09,710 What were you going to say? 234 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,085 You sure this is the way to the campground? 235 00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:19,252 Sure. Quit worrying. 236 00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:22,585 What was that? 237 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,543 Is he stupid or what? 238 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,585 The guy from the Star Club! 239 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,043 He's sick! 240 00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,793 Why's he doing this? 241 00:18:41,835 --> 00:18:42,668 I don't know. 242 00:18:42,877 --> 00:18:46,210 Maybe because I pissed on his console before leaving. 243 00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,418 What? 244 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,585 So much for his crappy music. 245 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,960 Don't do stuff like that! 246 00:18:53,418 --> 00:18:56,210 Hicks are dangerous, they're not civilized like us. 247 00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,418 It's okay. He's gone. 248 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,710 It's not okay. 249 00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:04,752 I'm sure he dented my fender. 250 00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:07,210 Yue-Yu is gonna kill me. 251 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,293 You can't see a fucking thing. 252 00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:11,585 You're a pain, Alex. 253 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,418 We're not at war with the world. 254 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,710 I'm just at war with assholes. 255 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,918 Satan wrapped us in his black cape. 256 00:19:23,085 --> 00:19:24,543 Leave Satan out of this. 257 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:26,627 Leave Satan out of this! 258 00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:43,668 Since we're talking serious, 259 00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:45,460 about next fall... 260 00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:48,710 We've all been thinking, we have to talk to you. 261 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:51,002 What then? What about? 262 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,002 - Thursdays? Is that it? - Watch out! 263 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,918 He's fucking with us. 264 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,543 Shit! 265 00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:49,752 Call 911. 266 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:51,793 He's dead. 267 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,793 Is he dead? 268 00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:01,252 I can't get a signal. Can you? 269 00:21:01,418 --> 00:21:03,252 - We're lost. - I'll get mine. 270 00:21:03,418 --> 00:21:04,793 Shit, he's dead. 271 00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:10,752 Listen. 272 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,210 Stop, you asshole! 273 00:21:38,168 --> 00:21:39,752 There's been a mixup. 274 00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:41,668 We have to catch him. 275 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,752 Tell him it's not our fault. 276 00:21:43,918 --> 00:21:45,710 We don't touch anything. 277 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:49,127 Touch what you want. Even with a good lawyer... 278 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,752 We'll do 6 months. 279 00:21:52,918 --> 00:21:53,793 What? 280 00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:57,377 I can't go to jail. I have loans to pay. 281 00:21:59,335 --> 00:22:02,460 He tried to kill us. It's not our fault. 282 00:22:02,627 --> 00:22:04,210 Tell that to the cops. 283 00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:08,460 He threatened him in front of 20 witnesses. 284 00:22:09,252 --> 00:22:11,752 And don't forget, we have a record. 285 00:22:11,918 --> 00:22:13,502 Shit. 286 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,960 We were 15 years old. 287 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,127 For two shovels-full! 288 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:22,460 It was still desecration of a cemetery. 289 00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:25,418 Meanie! 290 00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:27,460 Quit flipping out and listen. 291 00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:30,835 If we vanish without a trace and shut off our phones, 292 00:22:31,002 --> 00:22:32,418 they can't know it was us. 293 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:34,418 "It was us?" 294 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:38,835 One: Our concert wasn't announced. No one knows us. 295 00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:42,168 Two: I made all the calls from the unemployment office. 296 00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:43,543 Three: if the driver 297 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,543 took our plate number, I'll cut my balls off. 298 00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:48,835 SO what? 299 00:22:49,377 --> 00:22:50,668 We leave him here? 300 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,377 Glory to Satan, prince of devils 301 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,710 Humbly your servants entrust to you 302 00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:01,877 This emcee of nightly revels 303 00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:03,752 What are you talking about? 304 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,460 - What is it? - No acceleration. 305 00:23:21,418 --> 00:23:23,252 Something stuck in the engine. 306 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,168 Turn right here. 307 00:23:26,335 --> 00:23:28,960 - Where? - That dirt road. 308 00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:41,877 Welcome to Strawberry Fields 309 00:23:43,335 --> 00:23:46,127 "I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it. 310 00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:49,418 It's just getting out of one car, and into another." 311 00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:51,127 Fucking hell! 312 00:24:54,877 --> 00:24:57,918 Start, you fucker! 313 00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:02,585 She'll murder me. 314 00:25:05,502 --> 00:25:07,335 Call a tow truck. 315 00:25:07,585 --> 00:25:08,960 Sure. 316 00:25:09,252 --> 00:25:10,960 With your name and address. 317 00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:14,668 Listen... Hear that? 318 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,543 Are they looking for us? 319 00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:19,252 We gotta get outta here. 320 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,293 No, we gotta lie low. 321 00:25:24,668 --> 00:25:25,877 What about the van? 322 00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:38,293 - I located the numbers. - It's all I found. 323 00:25:50,752 --> 00:25:51,835 I changed my mind. 324 00:25:52,002 --> 00:25:54,543 - No, I don't want to. - It'll be over in a flash. 325 00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:57,585 No, don't do it! 326 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:05,710 It had to be clone. 327 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,543 Think he had a family? 328 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,877 Who? 329 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,460 The gUY- 330 00:26:30,293 --> 00:26:31,877 I'm no expert but... 331 00:26:32,043 --> 00:26:33,918 He well might have. 332 00:26:35,668 --> 00:26:37,543 I thought about it last night. 333 00:26:38,502 --> 00:26:40,960 I thought, the dead man on our road: 334 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,460 a strong sign for our group. 335 00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,502 I've fucking had it! 336 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,502 I need help here. 337 00:26:48,293 --> 00:26:50,835 That's what you get for choosing drums. 338 00:26:51,668 --> 00:26:53,710 Just a joke. It's okay. 339 00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:56,752 It's not okay. 340 00:26:57,168 --> 00:26:58,835 Who am I talking to? 341 00:26:59,002 --> 00:27:01,252 Sure, it's nothing to you, you have nothing. 342 00:27:01,418 --> 00:27:04,377 What do you do all day but strum and bang chicks? 343 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:07,127 Then where do you go? 344 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,085 What would you do without us? 345 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,293 Know what SocSec is? 346 00:27:10,668 --> 00:27:13,002 Sort of. 347 00:27:13,168 --> 00:27:14,627 Sort of? Cool. 348 00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:17,168 Well, I owe them a fortune. 349 00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:20,668 If I don't pay up by summer, I shut down! 350 00:27:21,377 --> 00:27:23,543 And what do I tell the van insurance? 351 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,627 Asshole. 352 00:27:24,793 --> 00:27:28,168 Hey, guys, we're experiencing incredible moments. 353 00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:32,210 This is stuff we can say in interviews. Journalists love it. 354 00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:35,418 Except for your SocSec thing. 355 00:27:35,585 --> 00:27:38,043 That's not so cool. 356 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:41,460 What are you talking about? 357 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:42,835 Interviews. 358 00:27:43,002 --> 00:27:44,043 You don't get it. 359 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:46,543 The band's dead, finished. 360 00:27:47,627 --> 00:27:48,460 Meaning? 361 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,793 We talked it over and decided to quit. 362 00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,460 Quit? 363 00:27:57,627 --> 00:27:58,918 You know... 364 00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:00,710 split, break up, 365 00:28:00,877 --> 00:28:03,585 not play together, end our collaboration, 366 00:28:04,127 --> 00:28:05,502 in the long term. 367 00:28:05,668 --> 00:28:07,293 Why didn't anyone tell me? 368 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:09,293 - We tried but... - There was Hellfest. 369 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,127 There's still Hellfest. 370 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:16,127 Hang on. You think that even if we get out of this shit, 371 00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:18,960 we'll expose ourselves at Hellfest? 372 00:28:20,835 --> 00:28:22,043 I have kids now. 373 00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:24,127 And I have the restaurant. 374 00:28:25,543 --> 00:28:27,627 And I have... plans. 375 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:35,252 The plan is clear. 376 00:28:35,418 --> 00:28:38,502 We lie low for 24 hours to avoid any roadblocks. 377 00:28:38,668 --> 00:28:41,543 We find a way to skip out of here nice and easy 378 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:45,918 and return to the homes we shouldn't have left in the first place. 379 00:28:58,793 --> 00:29:01,418 It's me, honey. I left early and forgot: 380 00:29:01,585 --> 00:29:04,085 you have swimming today, so take your bag 381 00:29:04,252 --> 00:29:07,960 and make sure you dry your hair, okay? 382 00:29:08,127 --> 00:29:09,377 Kisses. See you tonight. 383 00:29:09,543 --> 00:29:10,460 What? 384 00:29:10,627 --> 00:29:12,918 HQ wants to know if we postpone rehearsal. 385 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,627 Are you joking? 386 00:29:14,877 --> 00:29:17,335 We can downright cancel it. 387 00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:20,293 What? 388 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,293 Bureau of Investigation's here. 389 00:29:29,877 --> 00:29:32,127 We'll see. Call you back, okay? 390 00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:35,918 The B.I. wants to know why it took 8 hours 391 00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:37,418 to find the body. 392 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,377 It's Jojo. 393 00:29:43,877 --> 00:29:46,127 The witness. We know him. 394 00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:50,168 So when he turned up jabbering about vampires 395 00:29:50,335 --> 00:29:51,752 he got an Alcotest right off. 396 00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:53,377 The guy's BAC was 0.30. 397 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,627 So we stuck him in the drunk tank. 398 00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,668 After that, it took time 399 00:30:00,127 --> 00:30:02,377 to question him again and check... 400 00:30:05,793 --> 00:30:10,710 So, by this time, even if they're driving at 40 mph, 401 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:13,585 the vampires could be in Portugal, 402 00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,210 or even Belgium. 403 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,668 That's true. 404 00:30:23,127 --> 00:30:26,002 In which case there's no point in roadblocks. 405 00:30:27,668 --> 00:30:29,002 No point. 406 00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:30,460 That's a relief. 407 00:30:31,877 --> 00:30:34,043 For traffic flow, I mean. 408 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:37,585 We're expecting crowds tomorrow. It's the strawberry fest. 409 00:30:49,252 --> 00:30:50,418 How do we proceed? 410 00:30:50,585 --> 00:30:53,293 What do you suggest? You seem full of ideas. 411 00:30:54,585 --> 00:30:56,835 No point in all 4 stealing a car. 412 00:30:57,043 --> 00:30:59,002 It increases chances of getting nabbed. 413 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,377 Let's draw lots. 414 00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:03,627 No lots. With my luck I always lose. 415 00:31:03,793 --> 00:31:05,627 I say Alex goes. It's his fault. 416 00:31:07,085 --> 00:31:08,252 It's my fault now? 417 00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:10,377 Right, it's your fault. 418 00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:13,168 He chased us out at gunpoint. 419 00:31:13,793 --> 00:31:15,960 I emptied my savings to rent his fucking club. 420 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:20,627 You rented his club? 421 00:31:23,335 --> 00:31:24,710 Why'd you do that? 422 00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:28,793 So you'd be good. 423 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,793 So we'd be ready for tomorrow. 424 00:31:33,585 --> 00:31:36,877 I'll get you a van. And not because it's my fault. 425 00:31:37,043 --> 00:31:37,877 But because 426 00:31:38,043 --> 00:31:39,877 I never run out on anyone. 427 00:31:40,377 --> 00:31:42,043 We're all going. 428 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,418 Okay, but not like this. 429 00:31:47,127 --> 00:31:48,543 What do you mean? 430 00:31:49,668 --> 00:31:51,460 Bunch of assholes! 431 00:31:51,627 --> 00:31:54,460 Your hair'd get us spotted a mile away. 432 00:31:54,627 --> 00:31:56,585 I could have tied it back 433 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,627 in a ponytail. 434 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,960 As for tattoos... 435 00:32:06,252 --> 00:32:07,585 Hold on... 436 00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:14,002 Go ahead. 437 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,127 They were like zombies. 438 00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:44,335 Like vampires. 439 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,002 What time was it when you heard the car go? 440 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:50,210 I don't know. 441 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:54,543 If you don't know, forget it. 442 00:32:59,668 --> 00:33:01,127 Put out an APB with that? 443 00:33:03,835 --> 00:33:06,002 All-Points Bulletin? 444 00:33:06,502 --> 00:33:08,918 Okay, I know what an... 445 00:33:09,877 --> 00:33:10,710 APB is. 446 00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:14,127 Urgent, therefore. 447 00:33:17,293 --> 00:33:18,543 Asshole. 448 00:33:25,585 --> 00:33:26,710 Julia? 449 00:33:31,127 --> 00:33:32,877 I see you're studying hard. 450 00:33:33,918 --> 00:33:36,002 Turn it down, please? 451 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:42,293 That's what they reminded me of. Who are they? 452 00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:44,793 WWI (Tyou care? 453 00:33:47,002 --> 00:33:49,085 Do you know them? 454 00:33:49,502 --> 00:33:50,585 Who are they? 455 00:33:51,585 --> 00:33:54,460 Honey, if you snuck out 456 00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:58,502 I won't punish you. But tell me if you've seen them. 457 00:33:59,335 --> 00:34:01,252 I've never seen them before. 458 00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:02,668 What'd they do? 459 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,085 A concert nearby. 460 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,002 Was it good? 461 00:34:07,627 --> 00:34:08,918 A killer. 462 00:34:09,585 --> 00:34:10,835 No kidding. 463 00:34:11,502 --> 00:34:13,293 Warn me when I can sneak out. 464 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,418 Quit playing the martyr. 465 00:34:15,585 --> 00:34:17,377 You're the one taunting me. 466 00:34:17,877 --> 00:34:18,877 You're right. 467 00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:24,085 Mom, you sure I can't go to Hellfest? 468 00:34:25,418 --> 00:34:26,710 I worked it out. 469 00:34:27,377 --> 00:34:29,127 Dozzy Cooper is in Europe every 15 years. 470 00:34:29,627 --> 00:34:31,002 You'll have your license. 471 00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:34,127 But he'll be 80. Lend me your car. 472 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:37,085 Get off me with your Hellfest. 473 00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:42,293 Fuck. 474 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:49,293 What would be best for the gear is a butcher's van. 475 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:51,835 Or a school bus. 476 00:34:53,585 --> 00:34:54,585 It's all clear. 477 00:34:54,752 --> 00:34:56,710 Enough of this shit. 478 00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,002 I've got corn in my pants. 479 00:35:08,335 --> 00:35:11,002 It's a bummer about the band. 480 00:35:11,168 --> 00:35:12,793 Don't start, please. 481 00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:17,168 I'm just saying so because I was going to make changes. 482 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:20,710 You should sing. 483 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,877 - Stop, I said. - What? 484 00:35:24,043 --> 00:35:26,960 You have great stage presence. Why waste it? 485 00:35:30,585 --> 00:35:32,418 You need self-confidence. 486 00:35:32,877 --> 00:35:34,293 You're not just fat. 487 00:35:39,252 --> 00:35:40,085 Here. 488 00:35:40,543 --> 00:35:41,377 Pick one. 489 00:35:43,877 --> 00:35:46,085 To think he made me say on school radio 490 00:35:46,252 --> 00:35:49,293 that my grandpa raped me, just for the group image. 491 00:35:50,793 --> 00:35:51,752 It's not funny. 492 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,377 He has to get a job. 493 00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:57,043 Even a shitty one, like yours. 494 00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:59,960 Something that structures him as an adult, 495 00:36:00,127 --> 00:36:02,293 to give him a sense of reality... 496 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,377 Say, I'm doing an audition. 497 00:36:04,918 --> 00:36:05,752 You are? 498 00:36:05,918 --> 00:36:07,918 Reality TV, as you said. 499 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:11,418 They love my tattoos. I have a meeting in Paris. 500 00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:12,585 You're shitting me. 501 00:36:12,752 --> 00:36:14,877 I didn't say, because of the group. 502 00:36:15,043 --> 00:36:19,002 Bust we're breaking up so... I'll be more selective with chicks. 503 00:36:19,627 --> 00:36:21,918 What a big fat turd! 504 00:36:22,627 --> 00:36:23,502 Why? 505 00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:24,877 Why? 506 00:36:25,377 --> 00:36:27,168 Say what you like about Alex, 507 00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:30,460 he's a real turd, but he has turdish integrity. 508 00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:34,043 You deny 15 years of beliefs to stick a feather up your ass. 509 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:35,418 Honestly, 510 00:36:35,585 --> 00:36:36,627 you make me sick. 511 00:36:36,793 --> 00:36:38,877 - Why did I say? - What? 512 00:36:39,252 --> 00:36:40,918 That we stop Black Metal, okay. 513 00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:42,877 That we kill a guy, why not? 514 00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:45,418 But reality TV... 515 00:36:49,627 --> 00:36:50,877 There are limits! 516 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,585 Fuck! 517 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,585 Your child is a rat, fruit of vice 518 00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:58,752 I slash his skinny legs to piss 519 00:36:59,502 --> 00:37:00,710 What is this? 520 00:37:01,877 --> 00:37:03,043 What? 521 00:37:04,793 --> 00:37:08,002 Give me your children My razor will restore their smile 522 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,127 What's with you? 523 00:37:10,877 --> 00:37:13,210 I've been singing that stuff for years. 524 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:17,002 No one understands your lyrics! 525 00:37:20,168 --> 00:37:23,002 Don't take it personally. It's not your kids. 526 00:37:24,335 --> 00:37:26,502 It's kids in general. 527 00:37:26,668 --> 00:37:28,168 Michel Berger's dead? 528 00:37:28,335 --> 00:37:29,960 Sure he is. 529 00:37:30,127 --> 00:37:32,668 The guy that sang, Oh beautiful mountain...? 530 00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:34,668 That's Jean Ferrat. 531 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:38,627 Jean Ferrat? The one who lives alone with his mother? 532 00:37:38,793 --> 00:37:40,293 - That's... - No, that's Aznavour. 533 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,085 And all those guys are dead? 534 00:37:42,252 --> 00:37:44,752 - All of 'em. - Aznavour's still alive. 535 00:37:44,918 --> 00:37:46,293 He's been dead for ages! 536 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,627 - You nuts? - He is! 537 00:37:47,793 --> 00:37:50,127 Henri Salvador's the one still alive. 538 00:37:50,293 --> 00:37:52,668 We don't mean the same guys, so... 539 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,460 I know where they are. 540 00:37:54,627 --> 00:37:56,960 At a Heavy Metal fest 250 miles away. 541 00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:59,418 I bet they were headed there. 542 00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:05,793 Got the local gendarmes' number? 543 00:38:10,210 --> 00:38:12,627 Tell the guys. We're heading out. 544 00:38:18,002 --> 00:38:18,835 Thanks. 545 00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,460 Don't mention it. 546 00:38:28,377 --> 00:38:29,668 Four of them. 547 00:38:30,293 --> 00:38:31,460 Four. 548 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:35,627 Age 20-40, tattoos, long hair, dressed in black, rocker style. 549 00:38:36,127 --> 00:38:37,168 I'll send descriptions. 550 00:38:37,335 --> 00:38:40,793 Have any IDs? Descriptions won't be enough. 551 00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:11,752 There's a truck, but guard clogs, too. Gotta return after dark. 552 00:39:11,918 --> 00:39:14,627 Sure, everyone knows clogs don't keep watch at night. 553 00:39:14,793 --> 00:39:16,960 They kick back and drink beer. 554 00:39:18,543 --> 00:39:20,043 - What's with him? - Skip it. 555 00:39:21,877 --> 00:39:25,418 - What about you? - We found a combine harvester. 556 00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:30,335 Ride a combine for 400 miles? 557 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:31,460 That's all we found. 558 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:34,127 There's nothing else but strawberries. 559 00:39:34,835 --> 00:39:37,002 It's that or we ride a cow home. 560 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,002 If we're not gone tomorrow, 561 00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:43,668 I'll bury the gear and walk home! 562 00:39:43,835 --> 00:39:45,877 No one buries my gear! 563 00:39:46,043 --> 00:39:47,710 I'll pay you back. 564 00:39:49,252 --> 00:39:50,877 You found the magic words. 565 00:39:51,043 --> 00:39:52,085 Can it. 566 00:39:52,252 --> 00:39:53,252 Lay off. 567 00:39:58,252 --> 00:40:00,002 Get the lab results yet? 568 00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:05,127 The blood on the road is actually a mix of ketchup and coffee. 569 00:40:06,252 --> 00:40:08,043 Honestly! 570 00:40:08,293 --> 00:40:11,002 Can't you take it seriously 571 00:40:11,252 --> 00:40:14,002 for once something happens around here? 572 00:40:14,168 --> 00:40:16,877 I swear that's what they told me. 573 00:40:17,252 --> 00:40:20,502 Ketchup and coffee. I'm as stumped as you are. 574 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:24,043 We're taking all this real seriously. 575 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,585 Come on, get moving. 576 00:40:31,252 --> 00:40:33,252 One, two, three, four... 577 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:29,960 Look, I owe you guys an apology. 578 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:35,793 I haven't taken all your aspirations into account. 579 00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:37,710 I'm sorry. 580 00:41:43,085 --> 00:41:46,043 Since we have time, it might be a good idea 581 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,418 for everyone to speak his mind 582 00:41:49,085 --> 00:41:51,543 about how to get along better. 583 00:41:52,418 --> 00:41:53,502 Forget about it. 584 00:41:54,252 --> 00:41:55,877 The band is dead. 585 00:41:57,918 --> 00:41:59,710 I'm not talking about music. 586 00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:03,543 I'm talking about friendship. 587 00:42:05,668 --> 00:42:07,210 We're not just musicians. 588 00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:16,043 So we're no longer buddies? 589 00:42:16,752 --> 00:42:17,668 Is that it? 590 00:42:20,085 --> 00:42:21,502 I dunno... Pascal, 591 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,335 while you're at it, 592 00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:25,710 go ahead. 593 00:42:27,918 --> 00:42:29,210 We're listening. 594 00:42:30,335 --> 00:42:31,168 I'm listening. 595 00:42:31,502 --> 00:42:33,793 All the crap in my life is your fault. 596 00:42:37,210 --> 00:42:38,877 The arrest in the cemetery, 597 00:42:39,043 --> 00:42:40,585 the lousy tours, 598 00:42:41,377 --> 00:42:43,002 seeing a man die, 599 00:42:43,293 --> 00:42:44,710 my van. 600 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:48,460 When shit happens, you're there. 601 00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,835 I've noticed that. 602 00:42:52,043 --> 00:42:54,752 Okay. That's good. 603 00:42:55,377 --> 00:42:57,418 It's good to let off steam. 604 00:42:57,585 --> 00:42:59,460 Yeah, it had to come out. 605 00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:02,168 I'll just say thanks. 606 00:43:04,377 --> 00:43:05,418 So“.JP? 607 00:43:06,377 --> 00:43:09,085 I don't see why we have to stay friends 608 00:43:09,252 --> 00:43:11,668 and have this moronic discussion. 609 00:43:25,918 --> 00:43:27,210 What's with you? 610 00:43:29,918 --> 00:43:31,252 I'm disgusted. 611 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,002 No, there. 612 00:43:35,377 --> 00:43:37,085 You've got red blotches. 613 00:43:38,752 --> 00:43:40,043 That's nothing. 614 00:43:40,877 --> 00:43:42,002 It's nothing? 615 00:43:43,502 --> 00:43:45,127 You're covered with them. 616 00:43:47,502 --> 00:43:49,835 What do you care, anyway? 617 00:43:54,543 --> 00:43:55,585 Okay, 1'll tell you. 618 00:43:55,752 --> 00:43:58,168 But not a word to my grandma. 619 00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,252 About what? 620 00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:02,377 I swear, if you say anything, I'll cream you! 621 00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:04,668 About what, for chrissakes? 622 00:44:06,877 --> 00:44:07,752 I'm ill. 623 00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,918 You're ill? 624 00:44:12,502 --> 00:44:14,335 I have cancer. 625 00:44:14,543 --> 00:44:15,377 I have cancer! 626 00:44:18,043 --> 00:44:18,877 Skin cancer. 627 00:44:19,502 --> 00:44:20,377 What? 628 00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:23,418 What is this? 629 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,293 From the tattoos? 630 00:44:32,418 --> 00:44:34,168 No shit. 631 00:44:34,543 --> 00:44:36,085 Your hair's gonna fall out? 632 00:44:36,252 --> 00:44:38,668 I'll have to wear a skull cap in summer. 633 00:44:38,835 --> 00:44:40,043 Like a rapper. 634 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:48,085 That's why I want this concert so bad. 635 00:44:48,252 --> 00:44:49,752 Oh, man. 636 00:44:53,002 --> 00:44:55,710 A great memory to take to chemo. 637 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,668 I thought maybe we could... 638 00:44:59,335 --> 00:45:01,918 Maybe give it some thought, 639 00:45:02,752 --> 00:45:04,127 like... 640 00:45:06,752 --> 00:45:07,918 Strawberries? 641 00:45:09,752 --> 00:45:11,335 Are you nuts? 642 00:45:11,627 --> 00:45:13,252 What the hell you doing? 643 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:16,918 It's a rash. He ate too many strawberries. 644 00:45:18,418 --> 00:45:21,502 Cancer, or a rash from strawberries? 645 00:45:21,668 --> 00:45:23,377 My daughter gets it, too. 646 00:45:24,543 --> 00:45:26,127 So that's what kids are for. 647 00:45:26,293 --> 00:45:27,918 - Fuck! - What an asshole! 648 00:45:36,168 --> 00:45:37,418 What's... 649 00:45:39,627 --> 00:45:41,543 Julia? You home? 650 00:45:48,877 --> 00:45:50,252 Julia, open up. 651 00:45:50,418 --> 00:45:51,710 What? 652 00:45:58,418 --> 00:45:59,918 I need your help. 653 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,543 What you should know is, 654 00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:06,502 Black Metal is way more extreme than Heavy Metal. 655 00:46:06,668 --> 00:46:07,960 No comparison. 656 00:46:10,918 --> 00:46:13,168 - I know what you're gonna say. - Do you? 657 00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:15,668 Heavy Metal comes from hard rock 658 00:46:16,002 --> 00:46:18,543 which comes from rock, which comes from... 659 00:46:19,002 --> 00:46:20,960 Blues. Exactly. 660 00:46:21,127 --> 00:46:22,835 Well, blues is the tritone. 661 00:46:23,002 --> 00:46:24,252 What's the blues? 662 00:46:24,918 --> 00:46:27,085 A series of strange chords, 663 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:29,293 as if they were cursed. 664 00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:32,335 The devil's note. 665 00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:45,585 In the early 1980s, 666 00:46:46,002 --> 00:46:47,085 a revolution! 667 00:46:47,252 --> 00:46:51,127 Brit rockers can the blues influence and impose their own folklore, 668 00:46:52,668 --> 00:46:54,585 drawing on classical music... 669 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,793 And even Celtic music. 670 00:47:01,127 --> 00:47:03,168 All that led to Heavy Metal. 671 00:47:09,877 --> 00:47:11,918 A huge variety of styles came along: 672 00:47:12,293 --> 00:47:13,627 Speed Metal... 673 00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:17,627 Trash Metal... 674 00:47:19,335 --> 00:47:21,043 Death Metal... 675 00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:25,252 In the early 1990s 676 00:47:25,418 --> 00:47:29,293 came the most radical, the gloomiest, 677 00:47:29,627 --> 00:47:31,877 the most satanic version of Metal: 678 00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:35,293 Black Metal. 679 00:48:37,835 --> 00:48:39,127 What's that? 680 00:48:39,585 --> 00:48:41,752 Dead Stifs unplugged. 681 00:48:42,627 --> 00:48:43,460 I like it. 682 00:48:43,627 --> 00:48:44,877 Yes, it's nice. 683 00:48:45,043 --> 00:48:47,377 Nice. That's just it. 684 00:48:48,085 --> 00:48:50,293 Why not Besame Mucho? 685 00:48:51,460 --> 00:48:52,710 Keep it UP- 686 00:48:56,752 --> 00:48:57,835 Hey] 687 00:48:58,002 --> 00:48:59,543 Your tattoos won't go away. 688 00:48:59,835 --> 00:49:01,918 You can't erase 15 years easily. 689 00:49:02,877 --> 00:49:06,668 Or it means what you did for those 15 years was worthless. 690 00:49:08,418 --> 00:49:10,002 Is all this meaningless? 691 00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:15,752 You owe yourselves one last concert. 692 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,960 For the road. A farewell concert. 693 00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:23,335 Okay, but then we go our separate ways. 694 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,918 I promise. 695 00:49:26,168 --> 00:49:27,127 Promise? 696 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,293 - You swear? - Swear to God. 697 00:49:33,293 --> 00:49:34,127 I swear. 698 00:49:47,627 --> 00:49:49,460 Well, it's... 699 00:49:50,293 --> 00:49:53,043 my 7th album, so... 700 00:49:54,127 --> 00:49:57,918 I focus on the message because... 701 00:49:59,127 --> 00:50:03,335 it's like a cry for all those who don't believe the crap we get fed. 702 00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:06,210 I'm a free artist. 703 00:50:09,002 --> 00:50:10,168 Totally, absolutely 704 00:50:10,335 --> 00:50:12,460 viscerally free. 705 00:50:14,002 --> 00:50:17,293 So I shop on Tuesdays because it's less crowded. 706 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,043 I like noise. 707 00:50:29,085 --> 00:50:32,043 Interview with Dozzy Cooper, inventor of shock rock. 708 00:50:36,168 --> 00:50:38,168 Hey, I found a van! 709 00:50:39,543 --> 00:50:41,918 Martine, we found the van! 710 00:50:44,085 --> 00:50:45,543 Stop! That's good. 711 00:51:04,835 --> 00:51:07,127 This goes from bad to worse. Look. 712 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:09,502 Shit. 713 00:51:11,627 --> 00:51:14,460 Set up roadblocks. They may not be far after all. 714 00:51:17,502 --> 00:51:19,252 Did you call the B.I.? 715 00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,127 Hands off. They're sending in technicians. 716 00:51:22,418 --> 00:51:24,210 It's a professional job: 717 00:51:24,377 --> 00:51:27,543 no license plates, engine number filed off. 718 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:32,168 It'll take clays to get it to talk. If it ever does. 719 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:49,127 Happy Fu, can I help you? 720 00:51:50,543 --> 00:51:51,710 YES, Why? 721 00:51:52,085 --> 00:51:53,502 Is there a problem? 722 00:52:28,377 --> 00:52:29,252 Forget it! 723 00:52:29,418 --> 00:52:31,460 Move it! 724 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,168 Enough outta him. 725 00:52:47,627 --> 00:52:49,710 I think he wants his guitar. 726 00:52:49,877 --> 00:52:52,293 We're not thieves. Hang on. 727 00:53:10,668 --> 00:53:13,002 We swiped ourselves Scooby-Doo's van. 728 00:53:26,543 --> 00:53:27,877 The B.I. 729 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,293 Yes? 730 00:53:34,627 --> 00:53:35,793 Happy now? 731 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:37,460 Just doing my job. 732 00:53:37,627 --> 00:53:41,793 And we're doing miles! After 24 hours of shitty music! 733 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,085 Loud! 734 00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:45,335 They could very well be at Hellfest. 735 00:53:45,502 --> 00:53:47,710 How would they get there? Hitchhike? 736 00:53:47,877 --> 00:53:49,460 Look. 737 00:53:49,627 --> 00:53:51,043 Stop having ideas. 738 00:53:51,210 --> 00:53:54,543 Stop taking initiative and stick to your fair! 739 00:53:57,585 --> 00:53:58,752 Shit. 740 00:53:59,543 --> 00:54:00,627 What do I do? 741 00:54:01,502 --> 00:54:02,627 Step on it! 742 00:54:07,585 --> 00:54:09,418 Gendarmerie... 743 00:54:09,918 --> 00:54:12,668 Vehicle registration, driver's license, 744 00:54:12,835 --> 00:54:16,418 and ID for all your passengers, please. 745 00:54:20,002 --> 00:54:21,668 You going to the festival? 746 00:54:24,835 --> 00:54:26,127 Well, gentlemen, 747 00:54:27,752 --> 00:54:28,877 I'm sorry to say 748 00:54:31,043 --> 00:54:32,918 that it's behind you! 749 00:54:33,543 --> 00:54:34,668 It's the other way. 750 00:54:36,293 --> 00:54:38,168 What dreamers! 751 00:54:38,752 --> 00:54:41,418 Hey, Mickey, they're going to St. Peperac. 752 00:54:41,585 --> 00:54:42,877 We'll lead the way. 753 00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,960 So there really is a Hell. 754 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,252 Did they get lost? 755 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,877 Did they understand? 756 00:55:40,043 --> 00:55:41,127 Go on. 757 00:55:41,293 --> 00:55:42,418 They go on first. 758 00:55:42,585 --> 00:55:44,502 It's the band playing before you. 759 00:55:44,918 --> 00:55:45,793 Go ahead. 760 00:55:49,377 --> 00:55:50,710 What do we do? 761 00:55:51,335 --> 00:55:53,502 He parks and we slip away quietly. 762 00:55:53,668 --> 00:55:54,960 And the gear? 763 00:55:55,127 --> 00:55:56,960 Quit busting our balls about that! 764 00:55:57,127 --> 00:55:59,293 Our name's on each instrument. 765 00:56:02,543 --> 00:56:03,960 Give them a big hand. 766 00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:06,877 William and Guillaume Bingaleau. 767 00:56:07,043 --> 00:56:08,960 They're great, and good-looking, 768 00:56:09,418 --> 00:56:10,668 which helps. 769 00:56:10,835 --> 00:56:11,793 So... 770 00:56:12,793 --> 00:56:17,043 The Conurbation of St. Peperac... 771 00:56:17,752 --> 00:56:20,043 I'm on the selection committee. 772 00:56:20,918 --> 00:56:22,585 I put in a word for you. 773 00:56:23,002 --> 00:56:24,252 I'm a real fan. 774 00:56:25,043 --> 00:56:27,085 I don't think they speak French. 775 00:56:29,543 --> 00:56:31,960 Music is a universal language. 776 00:56:41,293 --> 00:56:43,210 Is this whole town bonkers? 777 00:56:43,377 --> 00:56:44,752 What do we do? 778 00:56:47,252 --> 00:56:48,585 Are there clothes? 779 00:56:50,168 --> 00:56:54,002 In just a moment, All You Need Is Love. 780 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,252 Give them a big hand. 781 00:56:56,418 --> 00:56:58,835 First, Guyot Shancar 782 00:56:59,002 --> 00:57:01,502 and his magic sitar. 783 00:57:02,668 --> 00:57:05,127 Didn't you get a t-shirt? 784 00:57:05,502 --> 00:57:06,335 Sure. 785 00:57:07,252 --> 00:57:09,793 Take that backstage. They need drinks. 786 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,127 Do I have a choice? 787 00:57:15,418 --> 00:57:16,627 Better and better. 788 00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:18,793 Of course it's not real. 789 00:57:20,127 --> 00:57:22,460 But who'd run around with a skeleton? 790 00:57:22,627 --> 00:57:23,710 Hurry, the uniform. 791 00:57:23,877 --> 00:57:26,002 What? I'm listening. 792 00:57:26,668 --> 00:57:28,377 Now that's interesting. 793 00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:35,710 Ballistics says they were shot at. 794 00:57:41,710 --> 00:57:42,960 This is ridiculous. 795 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,335 Why Pajamas? 796 00:57:46,377 --> 00:57:48,460 Get in, your tattoos are showing. 797 00:58:20,085 --> 00:58:23,710 Let's have an ovation for the group we already call 798 00:58:23,877 --> 00:58:26,002 the Beatles of St. Peperac: 799 00:58:26,710 --> 00:58:28,502 All You Need Is Love. 800 00:58:36,627 --> 00:58:39,085 Guys, it's a sign! 801 00:58:39,252 --> 00:58:41,293 A Black Metal concert will wipe 802 00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:43,877 the redneck glee off their faces! 803 00:58:44,043 --> 00:58:47,335 Give them what they want, or I'll tear your head off. 804 00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:49,668 How do I know what they want? 805 00:58:49,835 --> 00:58:52,627 If I smack you with my bass, it's wrong. 806 00:58:52,793 --> 00:58:54,793 And now, All You Need Is Love! 807 00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:29,293 Go on. 808 01:01:39,627 --> 01:01:41,293 Encore! 809 01:01:45,168 --> 01:01:47,543 That was wild! Wild! 810 01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:49,043 Look! Listen! 811 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:51,710 The first encore of our lifetime! 812 01:01:51,877 --> 01:01:53,043 He was the best. 813 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,877 You put me to shame! 814 01:01:55,085 --> 01:01:57,335 You morons played pop with a smile. 815 01:01:57,627 --> 01:01:58,918 I'm canceling Hellfest. 816 01:01:59,085 --> 01:02:01,627 Skip it. We're not doing Hellfest. 817 01:02:01,918 --> 01:02:03,377 You owe me a concert. 818 01:02:04,168 --> 01:02:05,668 We just played one. 819 01:02:07,502 --> 01:02:08,543 Shall we go back? 820 01:02:08,710 --> 01:02:10,127 What do we risk? 821 01:02:11,085 --> 01:02:13,210 Do that and I split with the van. 822 01:02:16,293 --> 01:02:18,502 You can't quit, I'm firing you! 823 01:02:19,668 --> 01:02:21,460 All three of you! 824 01:03:03,043 --> 01:03:05,585 Who are these guys? 825 01:03:06,127 --> 01:03:07,752 Keep 'em warm for me. 826 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:33,793 What? 827 01:03:35,168 --> 01:03:37,502 Get a toxicology test ready, please. 828 01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:05,127 Don't freak out. I know everything. 829 01:06:05,835 --> 01:06:07,460 I know you're innocent. 830 01:06:08,377 --> 01:06:11,335 Or if you're not, you had good reasons. 831 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,168 You listening? 832 01:06:15,127 --> 01:06:18,210 Okay, we gotta hurry. The others were arrested. 833 01:06:18,377 --> 01:06:19,710 Bunch of jerks. 834 01:06:21,793 --> 01:06:22,877 Look, 835 01:06:23,668 --> 01:06:25,252 I'll get to the point. 836 01:06:26,210 --> 01:06:27,585 Take me to Hellfest. 837 01:06:29,543 --> 01:06:31,502 Don't be a fucktard. Take me! 838 01:06:31,668 --> 01:06:33,668 Beat it. Fuck the Hellfest. 839 01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:37,502 No way! It's the Hellfest, dammit! 840 01:06:38,252 --> 01:06:39,752 Why do you say fuck it? 841 01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,627 Who are you? 842 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,543 My grandmother's dead. 843 01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:47,793 Excuse me? 844 01:06:49,043 --> 01:06:51,752 My grandmother's dead. Why am I telling you? 845 01:06:52,835 --> 01:06:54,168 Was she ill? 846 01:07:10,585 --> 01:07:15,377 We didn't smear it with blood. The singer's squirter went off. 847 01:07:15,668 --> 01:07:17,668 Right. Tell me another one. 848 01:07:17,835 --> 01:07:18,877 You doing this on purpose? 849 01:07:19,043 --> 01:07:21,293 It was a stroke of luck. 850 01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,293 You don't say. Now look: 851 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:27,918 I forbid you to proceed without us. Is that clear? 852 01:07:29,085 --> 01:07:30,293 It's clear. 853 01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:32,210 I can't hear. 854 01:07:32,377 --> 01:07:35,460 That damn festival busted my eardrums. 855 01:07:47,752 --> 01:07:49,002 ABBEY ROAD 856 01:09:42,293 --> 01:09:43,877 There are more raffle tickets. 857 01:09:44,043 --> 01:09:45,918 Don't miss out. Hurry. 858 01:09:46,085 --> 01:09:50,043 First prize is your weight in strawberries. 859 01:09:50,210 --> 01:09:52,585 Not for you, Marie-Pierre, 860 01:09:52,752 --> 01:09:54,793 you'd make the town go broke. 861 01:09:55,168 --> 01:09:57,210 It's JP. 862 01:09:58,543 --> 01:09:59,377 Where are you? 863 01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:01,043 In a... 864 01:10:01,752 --> 01:10:02,960 I'll explain. 865 01:10:03,418 --> 01:10:05,627 We know, the gendarmes called. 866 01:10:05,793 --> 01:10:07,335 Yue-Yu and I are on our way. 867 01:10:07,502 --> 01:10:09,002 What happened? 868 01:10:09,502 --> 01:10:12,335 It's a mistake. We didn't kill anyone. 869 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,668 Thanks, I don't doubt it. 870 01:10:15,335 --> 01:10:17,168 Somehow that's reassuring. 871 01:10:17,335 --> 01:10:18,168 Excuse me. 872 01:10:18,335 --> 01:10:19,918 I married a rocker. 873 01:10:20,252 --> 01:10:23,918 I see guys who have it together at the office every clay. Yuck. 874 01:10:25,918 --> 01:10:27,085 I love you. 875 01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,460 Well? 876 01:10:43,127 --> 01:10:44,835 They're on their way. 877 01:10:45,252 --> 01:10:47,502 With Yue-Yu? She knows? 878 01:10:50,335 --> 01:10:52,252 I think I'd rather go to jail. 879 01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:58,835 She's been on my click for weeks. 880 01:10:59,043 --> 01:11:00,460 She wants a kid. 881 01:11:00,627 --> 01:11:04,877 She wants him to be born in spring. It's more Feng-Shui. Nuts! 882 01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:07,710 And we have to wait until she's ovulating. 883 01:11:07,877 --> 01:11:11,168 Then I'm on round the clock. I can't give anymore. 884 01:11:14,085 --> 01:11:15,752 Why are you telling us? 885 01:11:17,835 --> 01:11:19,127 I dunno. 886 01:11:19,293 --> 01:11:21,460 My life's passing before my eyes. 887 01:11:23,418 --> 01:11:24,835 It's so embarrassing. 888 01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:22,127 What clods! 889 01:12:22,293 --> 01:12:24,460 I told you to go after number 4. 890 01:12:24,627 --> 01:12:27,668 I'm not sure, but I think Julia was driving. 891 01:12:29,752 --> 01:12:30,877 Excuse me? 892 01:12:35,668 --> 01:12:36,918 I know where they're going. 893 01:12:37,252 --> 01:12:38,793 Get the B.I. to intercept. 894 01:12:39,127 --> 01:12:40,252 No way! 895 01:12:40,710 --> 01:12:44,127 Georges, please. She's a minor in a stolen vehicle. 896 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:45,918 If we could keep it quiet... 897 01:12:50,377 --> 01:12:52,210 I suggest you go change 898 01:12:52,752 --> 01:12:54,960 if you go to this metallic festival. 899 01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:57,043 Go on. 900 01:12:57,627 --> 01:12:58,877 Rock and roll! 901 01:12:59,918 --> 01:13:01,210 Thanks, sir. 902 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:03,877 - Band, disperse! - What? 903 01:13:04,127 --> 01:13:07,585 Take us back to strawberryland before things get worse. 904 01:13:08,877 --> 01:13:10,293 Get worse, how? 905 01:13:12,293 --> 01:13:14,252 Mini-vampire's right. 906 01:13:14,502 --> 01:13:16,002 We gotta do this concert. 907 01:13:16,168 --> 01:13:18,210 You stripped a gear? No way. 908 01:13:18,377 --> 01:13:21,085 We'll do a concert, then give ourselves up. 909 01:13:21,460 --> 01:13:23,835 We just did the gig of a lifetime. 910 01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:26,918 We can play anything. Musically, we walk on water. 911 01:13:27,085 --> 01:13:28,252 And I'm first a rocker. 912 01:13:28,627 --> 01:13:31,460 Who the hell cares! We've got other problems. 913 01:13:32,127 --> 01:13:33,002 Listen to me. 914 01:13:33,168 --> 01:13:34,210 Either we're charged, 915 01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:37,793 and this concert's the last fun we'll have for a while. 916 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:40,377 - Or they let us go... - And? 917 01:13:41,252 --> 01:13:43,168 In a month Yue-Yu's pregnant. 918 01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:45,960 And this is your last holiday for 15 years. 919 01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:48,293 And that's if you only have one. 920 01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:49,710 Leave him alone. 921 01:13:49,877 --> 01:13:51,793 He already has SocSec trouble. 922 01:13:54,418 --> 01:13:55,543 Okay, let's do it. 923 01:13:55,835 --> 01:13:56,835 Erik? 924 01:13:58,335 --> 01:13:59,793 I agree. 925 01:14:00,210 --> 01:14:03,127 - Just let me do a solo. - Okay. 926 01:14:03,918 --> 01:14:05,918 But we've lost our singer. 927 01:14:26,210 --> 01:14:27,710 So we're back together? 928 01:14:28,335 --> 01:14:30,585 Like any cash-strapped old band? 929 01:14:33,627 --> 01:14:35,960 Except we only split for 5 minutes. 930 01:14:36,752 --> 01:14:38,793 And we never made a dime. 931 01:14:58,585 --> 01:15:01,127 Growing moustaches was just part of being a hippy: 932 01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:05,002 We were turning into Sgt Peppers. As if we were metamorphosing. 933 01:15:09,835 --> 01:15:12,710 Chief! The B.I. guys are coming! 934 01:15:12,877 --> 01:15:14,502 The B.I. 935 01:15:21,335 --> 01:15:22,960 What a nice clay to die. 936 01:15:28,377 --> 01:15:29,835 You taking me for a ride? 937 01:15:30,002 --> 01:15:32,002 I just drove 250 miles the other way. 938 01:15:32,168 --> 01:15:34,835 What's your paddy wagon? A cattle truck? 939 01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:37,835 Either get down to work 940 01:15:38,002 --> 01:15:40,752 or... Damn it! 941 01:15:42,210 --> 01:15:43,752 Go make me coffee. 942 01:15:45,168 --> 01:15:47,127 I have tea if you'd rather. 943 01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:09,293 We're here. What's the deal? 944 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:11,627 What's this about? 945 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:14,293 A hot concert: Dead Stifs. Where's the stage? 946 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,960 Where you been? It's over. 947 01:17:17,252 --> 01:17:18,627 You were replaced. 948 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:21,002 The subs got subbed, right? 949 01:17:21,168 --> 01:17:22,210 Is this a joke? 950 01:17:22,377 --> 01:17:23,918 You can't do this to us. 951 01:17:24,085 --> 01:17:26,835 I already did. Now I'll work on your name. 952 01:17:27,002 --> 01:17:29,127 You'll be blacklisted to Romania! 953 01:17:29,293 --> 01:17:30,127 I must be dreaming! 954 01:17:30,293 --> 01:17:32,793 5 minutes late and you throw a hissy fit? 955 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,085 They were due 3 hours ago! 956 01:17:35,252 --> 01:17:36,502 They're artists, not bus drivers! 957 01:17:36,918 --> 01:17:39,502 You're a minor. Where's your chaperone? 958 01:17:40,335 --> 01:17:41,710 She's my daughter. 959 01:17:56,668 --> 01:18:00,168 When I think you did all this just to see your Dozzy... 960 01:18:00,335 --> 01:18:03,418 It's not! It's so they can go on stage. 961 01:18:03,585 --> 01:18:05,668 You know we're innocent. 962 01:18:05,835 --> 01:18:08,543 And the hit-and-run? Auto theft? 963 01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:10,418 Identity fraud? 964 01:18:10,710 --> 01:18:11,752 Jailbreaking? 965 01:18:12,418 --> 01:18:14,710 Help us, and I'll answer for anything. 966 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:16,502 No way. 967 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,877 Then I'll tell the judge 968 01:18:19,043 --> 01:18:21,210 your daughter broke us out. 969 01:18:23,335 --> 01:18:24,293 Excuse me? 970 01:18:25,002 --> 01:18:26,752 Just let me go backstage. 971 01:18:27,293 --> 01:18:28,543 I gotta see Dozzy Cooper. 972 01:18:28,710 --> 01:18:30,585 How? I'm no magician. 973 01:18:37,002 --> 01:18:38,752 He's a Norwegian singer. 974 01:18:38,918 --> 01:18:41,543 Fought with his guitarist. I'm taking him back. 975 01:18:41,710 --> 01:18:43,002 Which group? 976 01:18:43,168 --> 01:18:44,168 Which group? 977 01:18:44,668 --> 01:18:46,002 The Black... 978 01:18:46,168 --> 01:18:47,043 Black what? 979 01:18:47,210 --> 01:18:50,460 The Black... 980 01:18:50,627 --> 01:18:53,043 But is it Black Murder, Black Death, Black Black? 981 01:18:53,210 --> 01:18:55,043 It's this! 982 01:19:36,085 --> 01:19:38,460 If he's not back in 5 minutes, 983 01:19:38,627 --> 01:19:41,585 I leave you guys at security and take you home. 984 01:19:41,752 --> 01:19:42,585 He'll be back. 985 01:19:42,877 --> 01:19:45,668 No he won't. His stunt didn't work. 986 01:19:45,835 --> 01:19:47,085 Yeah, he screwed up. 987 01:19:47,252 --> 01:19:48,668 How can you say that? 988 01:19:48,835 --> 01:19:51,585 He'll miss his grandma's funeral for this! 989 01:19:52,502 --> 01:19:53,377 What? 990 01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:55,085 His grandmother's not dead. 991 01:19:56,585 --> 01:19:57,793 Another crock. 992 01:19:58,168 --> 01:19:59,002 Sure. 993 01:20:04,835 --> 01:20:07,002 What'd he say exactly? 994 01:20:07,502 --> 01:20:11,085 The home helper found her dead in bed. 995 01:20:19,085 --> 01:20:20,918 What a bunch of long faces. 996 01:20:27,043 --> 01:20:27,877 We're on for tonight. 997 01:20:30,252 --> 01:20:31,793 Where? 998 01:20:32,002 --> 01:20:33,293 On the main stage. 999 01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:35,710 Are you okay? 1000 01:20:37,502 --> 01:20:39,085 Yeah, great. 1001 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,793 Don't you want to sit down 1002 01:20:43,293 --> 01:20:44,502 with us? 1003 01:20:44,918 --> 01:20:46,627 You don't have to do this concert. 1004 01:20:46,793 --> 01:20:49,835 There's a time to play, and a time to chill out. 1005 01:20:50,752 --> 01:20:51,960 We'll chill when we're dead. 1006 01:21:12,585 --> 01:21:14,752 Hey, metal-heads! 1007 01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:18,252 Dozzy's on his way. We're a bit behind, 1008 01:21:18,877 --> 01:21:22,543 so to tide you over, a little surprise. So make some noise! 1009 01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:25,585 The Dead Stifs! 1010 01:22:23,585 --> 01:22:24,585 You sure of this? 1011 01:22:25,835 --> 01:22:28,043 Dozzy won't play if these pansies don't open for him. 1012 01:22:51,335 --> 01:22:52,460 It's Daddy! 1013 01:23:42,043 --> 01:23:45,752 Strong, strong, strong, 1014 01:23:46,168 --> 01:23:48,502 My spirit is strong 1015 01:24:21,918 --> 01:24:23,085 I don't give a fuck! 1016 01:24:23,252 --> 01:24:24,293 Where's the stage? 1017 01:24:25,877 --> 01:24:28,335 - It's under control. - What're you doing here? 1018 01:24:29,418 --> 01:24:30,793 I took the initiative. 1019 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,293 What initiative? For the past hour... 1020 01:25:43,585 --> 01:25:45,210 Holy shit! 1021 01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:47,835 Hot damn! We did it! 1022 01:26:10,210 --> 01:26:11,543 They're all yours. 1023 01:26:28,252 --> 01:26:30,710 He really wanted his cross that bad? 1024 01:27:20,835 --> 01:27:22,377 Let's take it from the top. 1025 01:30:09,585 --> 01:30:11,877 Didn't you give it back to Dozzy? 1026 01:30:12,210 --> 01:30:13,960 - The real one? - What? 1027 01:30:14,127 --> 01:30:15,835 I don't carry it around. 1028 01:30:16,002 --> 01:30:17,210 I made a copy. 1029 01:30:28,085 --> 01:30:30,585 If my grandma had seen me sing pop, 1030 01:30:30,752 --> 01:30:32,543 she'd have clobbered me. 1031 01:34:21,335 --> 01:34:24,002 Subtitles: Lenny Borger & Cynthia Schoch 1032 01:34:24,168 --> 01:34:26,335 Subtitling: Eclair Group - Paris 67768

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