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You lose something?
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Oh, come on.
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You're still not talking to me?
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I said I was sorry.
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You know, I don't mind that you borrow
my car without asking.
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I don't mind that you never put gas in it.
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I don't even mind
that I have to pull my seat up...
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...all the way from Freaktown.
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But when I turn on the radio
and you've changed all my stations,
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that's when I snap.
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Hey, when I hear Kenny G,
that's when I snap.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I'm just heading out
for a little bit.
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-Where?
-Got a thing.
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-What thing?
-I'm meeting a guy for a beer.
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-Who?
-You don't know him.
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Where are you going? Who are you meeting?
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Surrender or before you know it,
you're a year older.
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My brother's in town.
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You have a brother?
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This is gonna make me late
for work, but it's worth it.
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Why am I not meeting him?
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Maybe Adam's ashamed of you.
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Hey.
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You're not talking to me, Smooth Jazz.
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Tell me why I shouldn't be
incredibly hurt right now.
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We're not that close.
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The only reason I'm seeing him
is to sign some papers...
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...for our parents' estate.
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Estate?
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Don't get excited.
It's a thousand bucks a year.
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Why my parents decided to dole it out
until I'm 85 remains a mystery.
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Still, after you've gone,
that grand goes to me?
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Go nuts.
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I'm an heiress.
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Adam, a hint.
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Sleep with your eyes open.
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Already do.
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-I'll see you later.
-Wait.
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Why can't I meet him?
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What, was he born without a nose?
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Weird, floaty eye?
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Spits when he says, "sauteed spinach."
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Yes, it's all of those things.
Can I go now?
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No. I am meeting him and that's final.
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I'm not gonna win this, am I?
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You gave up those balls...
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...the minute you put a ring
on her finger.
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Give me five minutes to change.
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First the legs, now you guys.
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The darkness is moving north.
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-Here you go, Bonnie.
-Well, thank you, Patrick.
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How gallant.
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It sure beats a beer in my hotel lobby.
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You're gonna love it.
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Oh, waitress.
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God, I hate her.
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Welcome to the Rustic Fig.
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The one place I used to feel safe.
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I told you, she's a pistol.
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Wish I had one right now.
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Hey, Christy. I'm Patrick.
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-Really nice to meet you. Hi.
-Hi.
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Since Patrick's only in town
for the night, we thought we...
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-She thought...
-...we'd come here.
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What better way for us all
to get to know each other?
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With me serving you food. Yay.
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Can I please have whatever kind
of beer can get here fastest?
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Can you make that two?
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But take your time.
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And I'll have, let me see...
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What's in a virgin mojito?
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Lime juice, cane sugar and my thumb.
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I'll have a water.
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Patrick, I'm so glad we're doing this.
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Oh, me, too.
I didn't even know you existed.
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I didn't know you existed.
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You both exist.
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Should we figure out
what we're gonna eat?
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Charming as ever, dude.
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Bite the big one, Pat.
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What fun.
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Oh, I'm getting a picture
of the two of you...
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...growing up together.
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Roughhousing out at the lake.
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I don't know. Was there a lake?
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There was an ocean.
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In fact, Adam taught me to surf.
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Man, you sure ran with that one.
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What does that mean?
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I own a company that makes surfboards.
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Wow, didn't waste any time squeezing
that one into the conversation.
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Okay, why don't we talk about
how you hung out with Russell Crowe?
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He does work that one in a lot.
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We got drunk in Prague.
He threw a phone at me.
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It's a good story.
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The first seven times, am I right?
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I hear something different every time.
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Okay, two beers and one tap water...
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...with a splash of spit.
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Well, we definitely want appetizers.
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What do you recommend?
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Going to a different restaurant.
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Oh, Christy.
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Tell me about the crab cakes.
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No.
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Your brother seems like a nice guy.
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Where in the world did you get that?
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Well, he paid for dinner...
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...while you were being a dick all night.
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That was my takeaway.
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I don't like the guy.
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I thought you might have
picked up on that...
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...when I told you I don't like the guy.
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Oh, come on, how many times
did Christy tell everyone...
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...she hated me at dinner tonight?
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It's just something people say.
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At least it's over.
I never have to see him again.
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Yikes.9
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What happened with you guys?
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He bang your prom date?
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Women aren't that important to me.
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Stare all you want,
I'm not taking it back.
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It's not fair.
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I parade my dirty family laundry
in front of you every day.
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You owe me this.
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All right, fine.
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That surfboard company, my idea.
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I worked there. I helped get it started,
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but did he cut me in on the profits
once it became a success?
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-I'm guessing no.
-Nothing.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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Those profits should be ours, yours.
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Thank you.
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God.
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You know what really upset me tonight?
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Discovering that my daughter
is a terrible waitress.
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I still don't think
you should've complained to the manager.
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How else is she gonna get better?
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Are you eating garbage cake?
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It was untouched.
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Anniversary dinner.
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He shot her a look
when she ordered the cake.
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Things went downhill fast.
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Well, in that case, hand me a fork.
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Thank you.
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This is a surprise. What brings you back?
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There's nothing good
in my hotel's garbage.
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I thought I was coming
back here for a nightcap.
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This is so much better.
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You sure?
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I got half a martini in here.
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Wait. There's a shrimp tail in it.
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No, I'm good.
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So, did you survive dinner
with my mother?
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Oh, my God, I love her.
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She's hilarious.
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No more cake for you.
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Hey, anybody gives my brother
a hard time is okay by me.
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To be perfectly honest,
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I spent most of dinner waiting for you
to come back to the table.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you the one
who complained to my manager?
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No, it's just that every time
you came back to the table,
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things were...
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You know...
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...really...
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...good.
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Sorry.
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I'm recently divorced.
I'm a little rusty.
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I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me?
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You couldn't tell?
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See, this is where my rustiness comes in.
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Newly divorced, too?
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Nope, just good old rust.
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Well, what I'm trying to say is...
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...I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow,
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and if you happen to be free tomorrow...
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...and are amenable
to what I'm about to propose,
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I was thinking I could stay
an extra night...
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...for the express purpose
of taking you out...
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...tomorrow.
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Just to be clear,
we're talking about tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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Although it is midnight,
so tomorrow is now today.
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So...
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...today.
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I'd really like that.
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Oh, great. Great.
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I'll bring the oil can.
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For the rustiness.
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You know, Wizard of Oz.
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Not dry vagina.
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My God, I...
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I just said "dry vagina."
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And pointed.
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Okay, what do you think?
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Great. Let me see the tush.
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Damn it, I used to have
a cute, little booty like that.
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You will again.
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You already lost six pounds.
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Five.
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Paid 300 bucks for some black market
licorice last night.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Hey, Bonnie.
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You heard that, too, right?
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It's Jill. We're Skyping.
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You're awfully dressed up for that.
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-She's got a date.
-Really? With who?
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-Just a guy.
-Adam's brother.
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This is fun!
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But he left town.
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He decided to stay an extra day
just for little old me.
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Are you kidding me?
You can't go out with Adam's brother.
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And yet I've got my good bra on,
and I'm headed out the door.
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No, no, you don't get it.
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Adam really doesn't like him.
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I don't like you, but we eat
eight meals a week together.
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Wait. So why does Adam
not like his brother?
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I don't care!
He's in town for one more night...
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...and he asked me out
like an awkward eighth grader.
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So I'm going.
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Just so you know,
you and your bra are ruining my life.
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Oh, I miss you girls.
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Hello?
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Am I talking to an empty room?
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God, I'm so hungry.
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Staircase.
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What's going on?
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What's going on...
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...is that I wanted some quality time
with my man.
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Can we do that? Where's Christy?
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She had a date tonight.
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Oh, good for her.
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You know, I don't understand...
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...why some guy
hasn't just swept her off her feet.
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Well, I guess that thought
runs in your family,
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'cause your brother stayed
an extra day to take her out.
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Kiss me.
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Bonnie.
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Bonnie.
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Adam. Oh, Adam...
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Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a minute.
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Christy's on a date with Patrick?
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That's right. Let's get those pants off.
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Stop.
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You know, you did this.
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-What do you mean?
-I was just gonna go out...
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...and have a drink with him
and sign some papers,
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but no, you had to stick
your nose in there...
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...and Bonnie it all up.
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Hey, I was gonna use this mouth
to say I'm sorry,
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but it can just as easily
go eat a sandwich.
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So, what's your favorite place to surf?
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Costa Rica, probably.
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You know, one time I was,
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waiting for a set to come in
when I realized, suddenly,
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that I was surrounded by dolphins.
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Wow, that sounds beautiful.
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Yeah, it was,
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00:11:45,326 --> 00:11:47,794
until I realized the dolphins
were surrounded by sharks...
262
00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:50,707
and that was the moment
I learned I could fly.
263
00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:55,785
I took acid once
and learned I couldn't fly.
264
00:12:01,957 --> 00:12:03,762
You know, we've been playing
for 20 minutes,
265
00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:05,196
and neither one of us has made a shot.
266
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,497
Yeah.
267
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:09,456
Well, that was pretty close.
268
00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,091
Should we just start counting those?
269
00:12:12,346 --> 00:12:13,980
I'll tell you where we went wrong.
270
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,213
Not enough blue stuff
on the end of the thing.
271
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:19,506
Step aside and watch me work.
272
00:12:21,352 --> 00:12:22,348
Okay.
273
00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:27,307
Oh, my God, I got one in!
274
00:12:27,391 --> 00:12:28,683
I got one in.
275
00:12:29,593 --> 00:12:31,058
Not the one I wanted, but still.
276
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,977
Toss me that magic blue cube.
277
00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:35,530
We are not leaving...
278
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,852
...until I sink one, too.
279
00:12:39,112 --> 00:12:40,820
Don't you have to go back home tomorrow?
280
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,340
Well, actually,
281
00:12:43,424 --> 00:12:46,510
I'm taking a couple weeks off
to surf my way down the coast.
282
00:12:48,415 --> 00:12:49,679
Boy, that sounds great.
283
00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:50,698
Do you surf?
284
00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:52,514
Nope. I can barely swim.
285
00:12:52,766 --> 00:12:54,089
That's why I don't take baths.
286
00:12:54,702 --> 00:12:56,208
I mean, I shower. I'm clean.
287
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:59,133
Smart, beautiful, hygienic.
288
00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:01,069
Final box checked.
289
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:18,323
Oh, God, what now?
290
00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:22,929
Your brother's staying another week
to be with Christy.
291
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:31,455
And to your left, more vineyards.
292
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,334
You picked a hell
of a place to get sober.
293
00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:35,148
I know, right?
294
00:13:35,343 --> 00:13:37,668
Could have moved to Utah,
but where's the challenge in that?
295
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:38,656
Yeah.
296
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,349
A lot of grapes.
297
00:13:43,631 --> 00:13:44,815
What are those, red?
298
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:47,745
See? It's like you live here.
299
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,249
Hey, can I ask you something?
300
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,044
-Sure.
-What's the deal with you and Adam?
301
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,755
Oh, well, what can I say?
302
00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:00,424
We used to be really tight.
303
00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:03,061
We started... our business together,
304
00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:04,612
and six months later, he bailed.
305
00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:06,230
Left me high and dry.
306
00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:08,066
Wow.
307
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:11,369
I can see why you're mad at him,
but what's his problem?
308
00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:12,765
Oh, that's simple.
309
00:14:12,971 --> 00:14:16,126
I made the business into a success
and now he's jealous.
310
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:18,887
That doesn't sound like the Adam I know.
311
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,185
Well, it's the Adam I know.
312
00:14:20,848 --> 00:14:23,729
But, hey, maybe your mom's
had a good influence on him.
313
00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:34,514
This is a disaster.
314
00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:37,235
Adam is furious and I'm out of lingerie.
315
00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,094
But I'm happy.
316
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,547
Isn't that what moms
are supposed to want for their kids?
317
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,812
On what planet?
318
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:46,399
You are standing in between me
and a thousand dollars a year.
319
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,837
-You are so selfish.
-You are so selfish.
320
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,705
What do you guys think?
321
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,407
Look, they remembered we're here.
322
00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:57,761
Well, I...
323
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,277
You're obviously only dating Patrick
to annoy me.
324
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,898
No, I am dating Patrick
because he's a nice guy.
325
00:15:06,982 --> 00:15:08,913
Annoying you is a delightful bonus.
326
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,129
I'm gonna shop for jeans.
327
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,505
I'm confused.
328
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,437
Why is Adam so upset about this?
329
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,036
Because Adam and Patrick hate each other.
330
00:15:20,121 --> 00:15:22,886
-Why?
-Why does anyone ever fight? Money.
331
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:26,098
Well, maybe you two
can help them patch things up.
332
00:15:26,182 --> 00:15:28,762
You were estranged for years
and found a way to reconnect,
333
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,020
and it's been wonderful.
334
00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:31,772
-All right, settle down.
-I wouldn't go that far.
335
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,371
Do you guys think
I could pull off overalls?
336
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:35,480
No.
337
00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,210
I'm just saying...
338
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,057
you could be a good example
to these boys.
339
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,213
Maybe.
340
00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:46,432
Got to admit, nobody knows
decades of estrangement...
341
00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,785
...and then a quasi-satisfying
makeup like we do.
342
00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:51,498
Yeah. Of course, if we had money,
things could get dicey.
343
00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:54,385
If we had money,
you'd be dead by sundown.
344
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,486
Someone's at the door.
345
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:01,478
I'll get it.
346
00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:05,238
Hey, Adam. I like that shirt.
347
00:16:05,322 --> 00:16:06,273
Oh, thanks.
348
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,224
Wow, why are you so dressed up?
349
00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:10,883
Oh, son of a bitch.
350
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,919
-Hey.
-Hi.
351
00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:20,398
Didn't know you'd be here.
352
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,245
Why wouldn't I be here?
It's my fiancee's house.
353
00:16:23,329 --> 00:16:25,443
And another great talk. Can we go?
354
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:28,733
Actually, I was thinking
if you could come in for a sec.
355
00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:32,945
I take it we're being set up?
356
00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:34,342
Looks like it.
357
00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:38,060
Wow, isn't this a nice surprise.
358
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,096
They're onto us, Mom.
359
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,960
Then let's just jump right in.
360
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:45,240
We're trying to help you two asshats
be more like us.
361
00:16:45,324 --> 00:16:47,045
How is name-calling gonna help?
362
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,090
What'd I say?
363
00:16:49,915 --> 00:16:52,805
Look, nobody's had
more bad water under the bridge...
364
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:55,112
...than me and Amazon Prime over here.
365
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:57,416
But we got over it.
366
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,708
And if we can, anyone can.
367
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,507
So... sit.
368
00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:09,967
Okay.
369
00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:11,327
Animosities. Go.
370
00:17:14,912 --> 00:17:16,715
Okay, why don't I help
get the ball rolling?
371
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:18,396
Patrick, Adam is upset with you...
372
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,982
...because you hogged
all the surfboard money for yourself.
373
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:22,697
What? Is that what you told her?
374
00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:24,627
Because that's what happened.
375
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,248
No, it's not.
376
00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:28,930
Patrick was just a kid
starting up a business.
377
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,511
You're the one who bailed on him.
378
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:31,864
How did I bail on you?
379
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:34,942
You took off for Hollywood
to start your big stuntman career.
380
00:17:35,026 --> 00:17:37,291
Hey, the surfboard business was my idea.
381
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,435
I got it off the ground for you,
382
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,909
and then something good
happened to me, I'm so sorry.
383
00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:43,170
Off the ground?
384
00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:45,720
I worked 16-hour days without you.
385
00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:46,750
I had to quit school.
386
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,042
Oh, take off your skirt.
387
00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:50,988
Our business was great,
388
00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:52,470
and you didn't share a dime with me.
389
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,116
Oh, please.
I don't see you for ten years.
390
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,874
How is it still our business?
391
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,042
I was working on movies.
392
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,511
I was on location.
393
00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:00,275
I'm sorry I wasn't there
to hold your hand.
394
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,460
Kind of a soft argument. Step it up.
395
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,795
You know, I started this business
to be with my brother,
396
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,264
but since all you care about is money,
I'm happy to write you a check.
397
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,332
I don't want your money.
398
00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,593
We're winning. Keep going.
399
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,497
You know, if you wanted
to be with me so badly,
400
00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:18,366
where were you when this happened?
401
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,501
-What?
-I was in the hospital for a year.
402
00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:22,819
Guys I hadn't seen
since high school came by.
403
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:23,819
You never did.
404
00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:27,115
-I wanted to be there.
-Then why the hell weren't you?
405
00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:30,043
Because I figured I was the last person
you'd ever want to see.
406
00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:31,966
Why wouldn't I want to see you?
You're my brother.
407
00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:34,834
If I'd known that...
408
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:37,588
...I'd have been there in a second.
409
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,730
I love you, man.
410
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:49,107
I love you, too.
411
00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:51,451
Dude.
412
00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:56,316
Now would be the perfect time
to get that check.
413
00:19:01,815 --> 00:19:02,836
How did this happen?
414
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:05,688
My date's having dinner with your fiance,
415
00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:08,006
and I'm having my ninth meal
of the week with you.
416
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,570
Bringing them together
feels good though, right?
417
00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:12,525
Yeah.
418
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,549
It does.
419
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,540
We saved a family tonight.
420
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,098
I'm gonna say this to you
'cause you get it,
421
00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:20,590
but I wouldn't say it out there.
422
00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:23,180
Heroes.
423
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:27,738
It's the only word that works.
424
00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:30,318
It was a little weird
seeing those two crying.
425
00:19:30,558 --> 00:19:32,271
Right? Not sexy.
426
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:33,211
No.
427
00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:36,179
I will be asleep
when Adam gets home tonight.
428
00:19:38,764 --> 00:19:41,464
You know, if things work out
and we marry these guys...
429
00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:45,178
...you'd be my mother
and my sister-in-law.
430
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,234
And you'd be married to your stepuncle...
431
00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:56,235
...which would make you your own niece.
432
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,977
The sad part is, not the weirdest thing
we've ever done.
433
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:04,766
Not even close.
434
00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:07,809
But still...
435
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,277
...heroes.
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